/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

we hate regis altare

we fuck regis altare

I love Axel Syrios!

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /hlgg/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey I bring news from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

we miss regis altare ;_;

>>48071423
Amen

we fuck regis altare o7

last thread

>>48071673
JUST MAGNI

>>48071673
>huuuge magni, altare and vesper
>tiny axel
aniki...

>>48071673
>hate vesper

>>48071673
>Magni hate altare vesper
No….

>>48071753
that explains his recent behavior a lot...

actually Machina X Flayon is my husband!

Sorry for the late replies.
>>48066893
We cannot. Remember during his return stream, when he was catching up with us?
At the end of his explanation and apologies, he said this:
>"and I have no intention of ever making this mistake again."
>"EVER again."
>*sighs*
My interpretation of this statement was basically that he's cutting out the potential for another fight in the first place. In other words:
>this will never happen again, because I won't be interacting with altare the same way going forward.
Only time can heal this imo.
>>48067178
The manager-fight rrat came first, before anons started piecing together comments from Axel and Magni (mostly axel, who at one point said something like "it feels like mom and dad are fighting") around that time.
>>48068224
>Altare was a vestie
Lol this doesn't make a lot of sense to me. I don't think that's right, anon.

>>48071673
>stream just like magni

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1650739009398747136
ayo? are we gonna see bettel 2?

>>48071673
>magni will see sex refresh
>flayon stream game, fuck else
>magni also bit sus
>vesper gets really ghostes view
>axel even maybe made friends
>fucking leader hard still

>>48071806
Anon, at least get your narratives right if you are gonna rrat. Altare was pretty open about being a vestie, he said so on a stream during the suspension and even Magni knew that Ves was his oshi on Wheel of Tempus

>Another 2 hour stream
I really missed those times when he played subnautica for 11 hours...

>>48071957
>vesper gets really ghostes view
Wait am i a ghost? AM I ALREADY DEAD WTF

>>48071803
This you?

I just got here and just saw Bettel's last tweet. I have the feeling he is going to collab with his bro really soon since if feels like too much to ask people for bettel2 fanart without the background and Bettel himself contacting them if it wasnt something big like that

i cant believe altnowa ended 5 months ago, wtf

>>48072135
Probably gonna be for his birthday like how Hakka had his mom on.

>>48072188
Oh maybe. I wouldnt even be surprised if he JUST thought about it after seeing that Hakka stream, he added a karaoke on his schedule last minute after seeing the boys sing before after all.

Man, I want cozy game time with the boys like they used to do.
Hopping into each other streams, bantering and being lads. Weecly collabs and funny shenanigans.
The closest thing we have now is WoW Wednesdays, and I don't want them to end.

The Suspension Arc was a disaster…

>>48071964
It just doesn't make sense. He wouldn't have been a "vestie" in the normal sense. They're coworkers after all.
At most it was kayfabe, and at least it's just something altare would say to appear supportive. Both of which are very on-brand and plausible options for him.

>>48071964
>expecting a dramafag to know (or care) about the finer details like this

>the finer details are the ones I make up

I wish people were as eager to talk about the lore as about the rrats.

https://twitter.com/Riko_illus

Artist made charms for Myth i think they are working some for HQ as well.

>>48072442
It's such an old rrat that it's obviously a very lost catalogfag kek.
Hakka did drop some lore though so I'm down to theorycraft if someone kickstarts the convo

>>48072324
The suspension arc really made things stop drastically but it was going to happen eventually anyway. When VG debuted they were also super active and showed up to the other guys streams but now they dont do it as often anymore. It happens, especially how busy the boys can get. Just be glad that it have been a while since that shitshow happened and all of the boys do shit together when they can, especially now that Nowa is comfortable collabing with a lot of people again.

>>48072539
Big if true, that art looks really good

>>48072326
You can be coworkers and still admire their work, it could have been an exaggeration but doesn’t invalidate the admiration Altare had for Vesper on the first months. And the keyfabe argument makes no sense bc their actual keyfabe is how they are supposed to be right now, two ex friends that had a fallout and are working together out of respect but nothing more kek
Sounds like you just want to make Altare the bad guy dededesu

Guild Tempus VS Gen ZERO Who would win? You may pick any 5 members of Tempus.

>>48072678
https://twitter.com/Riko_illus/status/1649181242062168065

>>48072750
4/5 of them are just normal girls though

>>48072442
Lore is stupid, they are literally just streamers playing apex and minecraft and shit

I am sad, I only have so much free time and I want to watch aniki's Rust arc so bad, I seen a bit of it but is fucking 25 hours total in watch time...
My only hope is maybe wait for people to timestamp shit on the comments for the highlights

>>48072750
Tempus would lose regardless of choice because they're all digital.

>>48072814
The lore is just a fun little aside for art or jokes and such

>>48072814
>Lore is stupid
>rrat
sure dramafag

>>48072814
>Lore is stupid
Why are you watching vtubers than? Conceptually vtubers are people playing a character, thats the charm of it.

>>48072750
I feel like unless it's 5 Bettels, Tempus would win?

>>48072790
Kino

>>48072953
I like and watch them because they are good streamers. Is that not the same for you?

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1650769891740336130

>>48073045
didn't he say he was his twin but inverted? what's the point?

>>48072982
You really think the a jobber guild could win against anyone?

>>48073097
Hype for his birthday/upcoming stream idea ig?

>>48072798
Well, Roboco is a weapon of mass destruction, Sora if going by fanlore is a goddess protected by her 13 knight apostles, Miko is a shrine maiden powers similar to that of Reimu Hakurei? Suisei is something akin to a psycho killer with speed and strength to boot, you got me with Azki i really dunno much about her.

>>48073097
artists already kinda decided that, but I think he needs a clean PNG with an actual outfit for the stream

>>48072685
>keyfabe
I meant in a relationship sense. Vtubers do it all the time.
Remember how machina said he especially loved leader in his debut? That was also kayfabe. He was building on his character-design by adding some relationship lore.
So to me, it's not too far-fetched that Altare could've had the same plan with Vesper.

But to be honest I didn't know he was even trying to do that. This is the first time I've ever heard that he was a fan of vesper from the start, so I'm just trying to make sense of it.

>Sounds like you just want to make Altare the bad guy dededesu
I try to remain unbiased, but I don't think he's without fault for what happened either.

>>48073156
AZKi's setting is very similar to Tempus, she's basically a humanoid digimon that explores digital frontiers and unknown worlds

>>48073014
Yes, however what set them apart from "normal" streamers for me is when they make bits center around their kayfabe(lore). Picrel being one of the examples.

>>48073238
>flay liking altare is kayfabe
????
just say that you don't watch streams, Vestie

rustschizo, you're a bit early. i liked the mans vs stars drama more btw. that took effort. do something like that again

>>48073315
Anon why are you responding

>>48073345
Kek, I miss OG Axelschizo, those were the days...

>>48073097
I wish it was a bit more creative than just that ngl

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1650775879797153795
>/here/

>>48073424
Man, remember that one time he started spamming by replying to himself from two different devices and almost sent a thread to bump limit all by himself?

>>48073530
he ships bettel and shinri

>>48073530
terrible taste

>>48073539
just like me fr fr

>>48073315
I'm not saying he was lying, but the fact that he made it a founding aspect of his character via his debut means it is literally kayfabe. Debut videos are going to be 99% kayfabe.

In Hololive Kiara and Mori had the same thing going. They clearly like eachother, but it was kayfabe for the sake of the camera to start with. Bae and Irys, same deal I'm guessing.
>>48073345
>>48073424
Not me, sorry for the confusion.

>>48073535

>>48072982
>I feel like unless it's 5 Bettels
I dunno about that, Bettel seem to be underestimated alot. My head canon is the pitiful impression he give people is all a ruse. He is a performer after all and is way stronger than he let on. There's also the thing with Phantom.

>>48073530
This is from yesterday but wouldn't it be funny if he was just that in love with the aquarium that he went again today

>>48073315
It’s obvious he doesn’t kek. Faggot just slipped up he knows next to nothing about Altare. He can’t even say anything from Altare’s side cause catalogfags only pull shit out of their ass about him

>>48073129
They have two pon members, so Tempus at least have a chance

>>48071423
Amen.
>>48071673
STREAM JUST LIKE MAGNI

>>48073530
I am late on this but I think is cute that they organized this group pfp thing even after TSB. It really makes me think they really got close, especially after all of that blood, sweat and tears together.

>>48072750
I haven't really followed up on their lore and I'm at a loss for what to do here. I know one's a shrine maiden and the other is a robot. The other three are idols lore-wise. Unless you want me to go with how the community sees them (i.e Suicopath, Goddess Sora)

>>48073315
>Vestie
Catalognigger vs Nowaschizo
LETS GOOOO

>>48073699
>not knowing it's the same person

>>48073692
>how the community sees them
Pretty much thats what i am going for.
Also batman anon is that you? Are you finally back?

>>48073692
nta but if we're including the boys' own headcanons I guess we go with fanlore too probably?

>>48073724
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SCHIZO
OF ULTIMATE DESTINY

>>48073724
>schizo fighting with the voices in his head
On brand.

>>48073780
AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE, I WONDER WHO IT WILL BE. THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SCHIZO
OF ULTIMATE DESTINY.

Does anyone have that one fucked up fusion of all the tempus boys that people were posting like a month ago that kind of looked like this

>>48073856
https://twitter.com/FluorArt/status/1636053237928439808
Perfect sketch because I already knew what it was before opening the thumbnail or reading your post

>>48073919
Thank you anon

>>48073856
gj anon but... why were you looking for it?

>>48073856
>>48073919
i saw this, and immediately chuckled. you really drawed well, anon.

How was dredge? I think I fell asleep 10 minutes in.

>>48073967
Because I didn't save it, but kept thinking about his irresistible visage

>>48073967
The oshi of >>48073780

>>48073097
>>48073527
Well he's giving people a chance to be creative now. The only hard criteria he's given so far is Bettel 2 wears glasses.

>>48071100
LOVING FLAY APPRECIATING FLAY ADMIRING FLAY'S HUGE MUSCLES GETTING MAN-HANDLED BY FLAY HUGGING FLAY GETTING YOUR SPINE BROKEN BY A BEAR HUG FROM FLAY

>>48074004
I liked it! Some people got annoyed by Magni rushing through dialogue but I thought the game looked neat (my first time seeing it)

https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1650782812428021762

>>48074061

>>48073919
Perfection

>>48074074
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1650782893000515584

>>48073277
Thanks for the lore dump anon, in that case its kinda hard to gauge her power

>>48074074
altmachi discord sex is canon

>>48074073
>rushing through dialogue
That's just normal Magni kek. Yeah I haven't seen this game either so I might as well watch the vod

>>48074101
Speaking of which, does anyone have a link to or copy of the original comic that maggasp was from? I thought I had it saved but I can't find it

>>48074074
another day another erp discord session between altare and flayon

>>48074074
interesting conversation...

>>48074106
i'm curious but i need to sleep

>>48074074
Why Flay is so defensive about being a pervert? He clearly is one, he even said that he read lewd doujinshi on stream, is nothing to be ashamed of or lash out like he does when someone teases you about it

>>48074106
>>48074148
>>48074197
They schedule their Discord sex, I see...* Gotta be proactive to prevent dead bedrooms when you and your partner live busy lives!
*I don't see it in the schedule yet but surely it will be posted soon!

>>48074223
it's a bit

>>48074169
I haven't seen it since it was first posted. I can see if it's hiding in my Tempus folder when I get back home

>>48074299
What's the bit? him screaming "NO YOU" very loudly?

#flayfics
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1650784987321360384

>>48074074
How this nijifaggot ended up in the wrong company will forever be a mystery to me
Worst streams
Worst fanbase
Worst collabs
I hate him so fucking much

>>48071673
>magni hate vesper
magnoir is over..

>>48074359
mystic messenger...

>>48073608
For seriousposts I try to chose what to say carefully. I don't think I slipped up because I explained everything truthfully and intentionally.
If you have evidence of Altare being a Vesper stan pre-suspension, than I'd watch it and add it to my understanding.
But it would not change my understanding of the events here >>48066835. It does make the whole situation seem more like a damn soap opera though

>>48073780
>>48073919
There seem to be several fusion fanarts. Pretty interesting. Golem is my favorite so far

>>48074359
>MM
Is he gonna buy the full days or something?
Takes away the authenticity™ of the game though

>>48074359
chicken run?

>>48074361
No he's based, he plays fighters. We need FGC representation in stars.

>>48074140
Her original design is inspired by ghost in the shell, so maybe work with that in mind

>>48074359
interesting indeed well g'night mans

>>48074338
the bit is that i'm sucking him off from under the desk and whenever people start to notice he has to deflect so no one finds out, that's when i rub the tip which makes him yelp but he can't moan so he just pulls on my hair while keeping his mouth shut while i keep sucking him like a vacuum until he cums and i swallow his sweet nectar like my life depends on it

>>48074359
Omori hate

>>48074404
Dont forget Vesper also ceased all of his D&D plans, he never finished sunless citadel.

>>48074472
yeah I'm thinking kino

>>48074361
I don't want to be rude but pls go die

>>48074472
I don't think I got the joke in that one, that's just sucking dick and balls

>>48074359
Will he ever pick a timeslot

>>48074359
waiting an entire week for 13 sentinels finale pain...

>>48074359
What kinda fanfics are we talking about here?

>>48074519
>still waiting for the punchline

>>48074359
I wonder if he is going to run into hakka and altare in minecraft

>>48073856
>>48073919
there's also this one
https://twitter.com/app_lepi/status/1636461183283920896

>>48074519
Just a small demonstration of what Axel's BL voice pack will be about

>>48074472
Machiroons really are the horniest fanbase in tempus by a huge margin.

>>48074530
Probably not, unless I'm off my meds since I don't remember what stream it was, he mentioned he swaps times to accommodate different time zones

>>48074618

>>48074494
Definitely shows something weird happened.
However I do think we'll eventually get those back, at least to finish what they started. It will just take time, like I said earlier.
The fact that full-collabs are happening at all now is a good sign.

I don't want to talk about it anymore though desu, I started this discussion like 4 hours ago -_-

>>48074703
See you tomorrow for the next Vesper time loop

>>48074618
lol, 100% of picrel's posts have been about SEX

rust...doko...hhhhgggg help i'm addicted

>>48074599
This guy would give Yugiboy a run for his money
He also can probably read CDs just by looking at them. Or maybe he has laser vision and can unread the data from his own eyes and "download a car" in Elysium

>>48074732
It wont be me, I promise.

>>48074651
What i have seen from the Magmites really is more of a love/hate relationship with Magni.

>>48074772
I have this picture saved since it was new but I never understood why it says mustard

>>48074361
Get out here

>>48074795
his membership opening stream

>>48074741
i hate how many sex fun facts i know about roaches thanks to this thread

>>48074795
Magni's monetization celebration stream. Magmites voted mustard, he added it to his cursed concoction, did the SpongeBob tongue touch to it and then threw up

>>48074599

>Rejected fanchild

>>48074816
>>48074848
OOOH thats what it was, I am dumb, I saw it live too. I think I was mostly focused in like the cat food.

>>48074494
did he? he still talks about wanting to hold a dnd session for the boys every now and then.

>>48074795
I feel like being nice today so, open wide!
https://www.youtube.com/live/gCmnT5cuz3E

>>48074816
>>48074821 (me)
Oh, yeah, I said monetization--it was membership
>>48074881
He said the mustard was what really got him but I'm sure the cat food didnt help

I HATE WOW WEDNESDAY I HATE WOW WEDNESDAY I HATE WOW WEDNESDAY I HATE WOW WEDNESDAY

>>48074895
don't acknowledge the schizo even if you want to correct them, its not worth it.

>>48074899
I saw the stream live and saved the edited magmite fanart shortly after too, it just after all of this time I never made the association with the 2 things, with the full fanart makes sense but I just saw the cropped one so I barely got the context.

>>48074895
March was so open for them and nothing happened. We were promised d&d every month......

>>48074585

>>48074618
>Be innocent little cherub
>No lewd thoughts about anyone
>Not even fictional characters
>Grouped together with the sex pests

How does one acquire a Regina?

>>48074766
Roberu is streaming, Towa as well if you're into manlier men

>>48075058
Aruran and Rikka, forgotten...

>>48075011
Don't act innocent I know you want to do sick degenerate stuff like holding hands

I love this dramafag that doesn't even know that during suspension Altare still talked about Vesper a lot. Like it seemed like he was asking management how Vesper was doing and was the one to say when Vesper would be back. He also doesn't know that the boys finished the DnD campaign even if they didn't complete the goal of the mission.

>>48075011
Machiroons are horny and none of them will deny that falseflagchama

>>48075078
I mean streaming Rust, retard

>>48075086
No...my dormant desire for a crumb of human contact, exposed...

>>48075148
Oh, just skimmed over the reply
donmai

>>48075147
Actually, do any of the boys have not horny fans? The only one I saw was Hakkitos trying to keep Hakka pure but that failed since he's a slut

>>48074985
Well it has been awhile, donmai.

>>48074930
Misclicked, meant >>48074848

>>48075111
They haven't talked to each other publicly in 6 months
1.5 sessions is not a "campaign", it's a glorified oneshot. There is also no signs of dnd coming anywhere in the future
Stop huffing copium

>>48075211
>since he's a slut
Really? Dunno too much about him since i only ever watch his DMC5 streams, most of the time he is too loud for me. In any fanbase there will always be horny fans, i would say Vestie are usually pretty tame? Since the fanbase seems older. Leader also for some reason have some really pure fans.

>>48075111
Almost like he felt may have been feeling guilty for something... hmmm...

>>48072750
>>48073743
>spoiler
I'm a different guy sorry :(
>>48073750
I'm not too into JP or an oldfag to know about em but here goes.

If we're going through powerscaling. Tempus easily overshadows Gen Zero. Although both Suisei and Sora have a debuffer that could seriously impair the mental states of everyone else but Altare and Axel, isolating them from the field of battle shouldn't be too hard. Roboco has specifications and combat capabilities that far surpass that of your typical RPG, if anything Flayon is the only thing that could overpower her whether he uses the R-TRUS or not. Miko is a Shrine Maiden. She's the team's support and is evidently the hardest to catch because she'd be almost always guarded by somebody. Shinri or Hakka can be deployed as a direct counter to her, it's really a matter of if they can break her magical barriers or spells. Hakka might be able to but he needs to get close to even land a scratch while Shinri can close the distance with his arrows but they aren't enchanted enough to break powerful barriers.

AzKi honestly confuses me. I don't know what she's supposed to be in fanlore.

All in all, if Tempus were to win they'd have to go with: Altare, Axel, Flayon, Hakka and Shinri.

>>48074404
Are you for real, seriously? Do you even watch any of the boys? I've seen your posts and they're just baffling to me and I still believe they're all shitposts. The two in questions made their admiration towards each other very apparent in the first few months, Vesper has called Altare reliable and has never questioned his leadership. Altare made his fascination with Vesper very apparent too, why do you think altnowa fujos keep holding on. Vesper mentioned how Altare took the fall for him for the delay of the podcast. When the suspension happened, Altare told his fans to shower him with love when he returns, he made gifts for him in Minecraft, why would he do that if he was the cause for the suspension? He mentioned Vesper all the time during the suspension, fucked up his sleeping schedule even more to substitute for him in the Apex tourney with rpr and Axel. Vesper has anxiety, which Altare is very familiar with, giving him space is not out of the ordinary. If they ever did fight, it most likely happened after the suspension. If you want to create rrats and blame either of them for it without knowing anything, at least get your timeline correct. I swear tourists from catalog are so weird, they'll readily create entire fanfictions inside their head, at least the sisters here write it out in a somewhat fun and interesting way. If you're a misguided tempura, I don't know what to say, watch them, either of them, they are happily creating content for you. If you think you can't watch them because your own fanfiction ruins your enjoyment of their streams, just watch the other boys, or don't, I don't think you do in the first place

>>48075314
At least try
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-XawPsPb2I

my dog just burped and it made me think that's how bettel's puke would smell like with his diet

>>48075673
Your dogs burps smell?

>>48075673
what

I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM

when is Axel streaming VCR Day 4? I keep refreshing his YT and Twitter

>>48075422
vesties are literally the reason why roachposting is a thing, altventurers are also obsessed with rape. in the end we're all horny fucks /here/

>>48075764
I do too...

>>48075673
You shouldn't feed your dog girlscout cookies.

Rust addiction. I'm also in now.
Also some guy seems to have picked Axel's golden rifle when Astel was running away with it when he got killed by Axel.

>>48075876
ayo? who was it?

>>48075422
>vesties
>altventurers
>tame
just because they're better at hiding it doesn't mean that they aren't that horny

>>48075876
very likely Axel forgot about it, oh well

>>48075693
she has some gastric issues so they smell specially putrid

>>48075764
I'm glad they are all doing their own thing, but the HQ era with weekly collabs was the peak of my vtubing viewership. At least we are past the worst of it now with the suspension arc and japan arc.

>>48075921
Aww, poor puppy. Smooch her for me

>>48075490
According to >>48074453
Azki is suppose to be based on ghost in a shell so something like Roboco but less powerful? I agree mostly with your analysis, but i will add Sora according to fan lore is always guarded by her 13 Knight apostles sort of like a auto defense mechanism that scales with threat level 1 to 13, 13 being all 13 knights will be summon to eliminate the threat. Their power scaling is something akin to a archangel. Also dont be sorry the more loreanons we have the better!

>>48075938
>we are past the worst of it
for now

>>48074359
>Mystic Messenger
I played Mystic Messenger back in the day, and my favorite route was the totally not gay route with the assistant lady. I gave the other routes a fair shake but other than the red haired boy none of them really appealed to me like hers did.

>>48075803
>So true
I'm here for unlucky Bulimic Jester

>You're walking in the woods
>There's no one around
>And your phone is dead
>Out of the corner of your eye you spot him
>Regis Altare
>He's following you
>About thirty feet back
>He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
>He's gaining on you
>Regis Altare
>You're looking for your car
>But you're all turned around
>He's almost upon you now
>And you can see there's blood on his face!
>My God, there's blood everywhere!
>Running for your life
>(From Regis Altare)
>He's brandishing a knife
>(It's Regis Altare)
>Lurking in the shadows
>Holostars EN Regis Altare
>Living in the woods
>(Regis Altare)
>Killing for sport
>(Regis Altare)
>Eating all the bodies
>Actual cannibal Regis Altare
>Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him
>But you're hopelessly lost yourself
>Stranded with a murderer
>You creep silently through the underbrush
>A-ha! In the distance
>A small cottage with a light on
>Hope!
>You move stealthily toward it
>But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!
>Gnawing off your leg
>(Quiet, quiet)
>Limping toward the cottage
>(Quiet, quiet)
>Now you're on the doorstep
>Sitting inside, Regis Altare
>Sharpening an ax
>(Regis Altare)
>But he doesn't hear you enter
>(Regis Altare)
>You're sneaking up behind him
>Strangling Tempus' Leader Regis Altare
>Fighting for your life with Regis Altare
>Wrestling a knife from Regis Altare
>Stab it in his kidney
>Safe at last from Regis Altare
>You limp into the dark woods
>Blood oozing from your stump leg
>But you have won
>You have beaten Regis Altare

>>48075803
Anon we already know roachposter are bettelheads..
>in the end we're all horny fucks /here/
At least i can agree with that on some level.

>>48074404
>But it would not change my understanding of the events here >>48066835
You got your timelines mixed up bro? Whatever happened between them must have happened sometime in January during Vesper's Japan arc. This is my interpretation from watching streams, might totally be wrong but:
>Altare wanted to do a Tempus podcast which got delayed multiple times for various reasons
>They agree to record it before a certain date
>Meanwhile Vesper goes awol in Japan
>Altare finally gets a hold of him and both of them being hot headed they get into an argument with the result being that the project is canceled
There you go, shit happens, they're adults and can work it out between themselves. I don't even know why you're bringing this up now since all of this in the past anyway.

>>48076184
anon I'm pretty sure that the resident morfyume is literally a vestie

Someone please join me in sharing how much we want to fuck Regis Altare so we can end the altnowa timeloop thanks

>Made a Flay edit of that one clapping Ray stamp a couple days ago
>Playing Mystic Messenger today
I've altered the timeline

>>48076166
kek, good effort anon, but doesnt quite work as well as Shia labeouf, Maybe it will work better if we can shorten leaders name to three syllables?

>>48076273
Sorry anon, I only want to be sandwiched between Axel and Magni

>>48076273
Unfortunately the only one I want to fuck is Flayon

>>48076166
>WAIT! He isn't dead!
>Tempus surprise!
>There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes
>But you can do jiu jitsu
>Bodyslam VTuber Regis Altare
>Legendary fight with Regis Altare
>A normal 3 A.M. for Regis Altare
>You try to swing an axe at Regis Altare
>But blood is draining fast from your stump leg...
>He's dodging every swipe
>He parries to the left
>You counter to the right
>You catch him in the neck
>You're chopping off his head now...
>You have just decapitated Regis Altare
His head topples to the floor, expressionless
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You're finally safe from Regis Altare

>>48076015
Well in that case, the team composition could change.

The threat in question would either be the R-TRUS which is probably an 18,000 year old machine or whatever Magni contracted before meeting up with Tempus. The purple spider-like halo branded on the right side of his head suggests it's an extradimensional god which gives Sora the excuse to summon her 13 Knights.

Thanks for the clarification on AzKi. If that's the case then Flayon and her might be on equal standing.

If we're going with this then another team comp would be: Altare, Axel, Flayon, Magni and Hakka.

>>48076273
sorry but I'm not an altventurer. that being said this whore can literally get fucked, though.

>>48076273
I cannot, for i am the last brotuber enjoyer ITT, i will however post a nice picrel of Leader.

>>48076379
but I don't want to be safe from regis altare....

>>48076465
I am the first brotuber enjoyer therefore, you are not the last.

the pokemon loving jobber with extreme bad luck was assigned January 29th as his birthday by Cover, what are the odds...

>>48076303
How do we do that? My dream is to see someone sing it someday

>>48075519
This is Altare when he forgot to bring his meds in UK

>>48076386
>extradimensional god
Speaking of that, i always wondered which god it would be lovecraftian or otherwise. My headcanon is Yog-Sothoth, since he is the keeper of forbidden knowledge. It would explain how Magni manage to create a philosopher stone the holy grail of alchemy.

>>48076663
Maybe Reg Altare? or Alt Regis?

>>48076917
A-ru-tea

>>48076861
Huh, could be. I've thought of a less obscure one and themed after his magmites as well as his truth-seeking tendency to find out what lies beyond Elysium. In the manga, Magni doesn't believe Elysium is actually real.
https://lovecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Atlach-Nacha

>>48076582
Magikarp's reputation is too harsh he's one of the best mons you could pick up around the third gym

This picture makes me feel like crying...

Holy sex

https://twitter.com/Jullian_KK/status/1650718453072818177?s=20

>>48077242
it'd be funny if Bettel traded places with Bettel 2 and we would never know

>>48077242
qt

>>48076953
Oh that works! Kinda like how a JP would pronounce his name.

>>48077140
JESUS

No Axel rust? Or is he playing offline?

>>48077004
>Atlach-Nacha
Actually never heard of this one. But it does kinda fit the spiderlike designs of the Magmites.

>>48077640
Aniki is streaming rust in about an hour.
https://www.youtube.com/live/7Pa5g_S-pp8

>>48077140
Caught red-handed kek

>>48077754
I'm tired of this fag

>>48077769
KEK

seems flayon is dead set on killing his channel

>>48078000
let the kid have fun

>>48078000
What is dead may never die

>>48078000
He's always like that

>>48077140
Oh my~ Axel has been lacking yumedraws

>>48077754
He learned the leach techniques from his bestie Shoto

>>48078000
I dont really like his content nor I like the guy very much but I have to commend him for sticking to the shit that he likes since he is clearly having fun streaming that stuff, so good for the little guy.

>>48078161
But rises again, stronger and harder

>>48076582
>magikarp
>koiking
altare was the FIRST koipanion...

>>48077242
I really love the colors in this one. I know he is supposed to be a twin but it would be kinda lazy to copy and paste Bettel design with maybe different hairstyle and glasses. This is a very good alternative.

>>48078264
Bro I was going to make that T o T
cuz he's his twin(???)

>>48078223
yeah like my dick

Chances of Senzaki-mama going all in with a Bettel 2 design?

>>48078382
YOOO

>>48078352
Ok Altare

>>48078382
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1650739009398747136?s=20
>The image must not have a background, and you may be contacted if we like the design!
Sounds like they're just looking for a PNG from Twitter, I doubt Senzaki is going to be involved (for now)

>>48077754
Well someone make a fic about his League collab already KEK

>>48078565
FUXKING LMAO

>>48078565
14 days ago

>>48078565
>Mysta

>>48078565
I read it and I couldn't comprehend any of it

>>48078382
The thing that will probably happen is:

>Bettel picking up the design he likes the most, >Use it for a special thing (most likely his birthday stream)
>His mama watching the stream as she does
>Then in a day or a few his mama making cranked fanart of the choosen Bettel 2 design along Bettel
This might not happen but it could, especially how much fanart of Bettel she often retweets. She is so cute.

>>48078509
I don't mean Cover commissioning her, but she just doing it anyway just because.

https://twitter.com/miamisuki/status/1650734686266863616

>>48078755
Oh absolutely

I fell asleep during dredge, how was it?

>>48078839
Dredgeful.

>>48078839
it made me wanna buy the game

>>48078839
>>48074073
Neat art style, nice BGM, satisfying just watching Maglord catch fish and Tetris them into his inventory, plus fish themed silliness and Magnoises at spooks and boat repair costs (what Magni learned at boating school is..........)

>>48078901
Same, but not because I enjoyed the stream.

>>48078839
it's a stream that made me laugh and that's all that matters

>>48079074
kek, were you also popping a blood vessel in Magni's backseat?

>>48079117
What?

>>48079074
The stream was alright for me but I got a little annoyed when he skipped dialogue that I wanna read.

>>48078901
Hear that sponsors?? Magni zooming a game makes people want to buy it!

>>48079143
one of the people who, even if not vocally backseat gaming, are pissed off at how he's "driving" (this doubles for his actual steering skills ingame kek)

>>48079205
Solasta...

>>48079205
it only works if the game is actually fun

>>48072539
this is gorgeous but why do people always forget about Vespers earring kek

Why nobody in holostars rarely streams racing games (aside from Marika)? Scratch that, why nobody in general holo rarely streams racing games?

>>48079342
Oh, nah I wasn't trying to backseat but did find it frustrating to see him skipping 80% of the dialogues and being lost half of the time because of it. Even if I know this is a normal behavior from him it's still not pleasant to watch for me

All of my sons are on the telly!

>>48077242
unsure if ill take this past sketch phase since character design isn't my forte (based it HEAVY off bettels outfit) but i kinda like how i made him look..he seems the type to berate bettel for being cringefail jester(T_Ttttt)

Axel on the telly for the next 10 hours
https://www.youtube.com/live/7Pa5g_S-pp8

>>48079455
Does Mario Kart count?

>>48079543
>aside from marika

>>48078192
no offense but what would Mysta have to leech from Bettel? If anything it’s the other way around

>>48079543
your reading comprehension anon...

>>48079543
It's ok, reading is hard.

>>48079589
New fans to replace the old ones.

>>48079579
>>48079600
>>48079616

>>48079589
i just dont want nijiEN fans in my holostars.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pa5g_S-pp8
I fucking love Rust!

>>48079600
Might not have clicked that Marika = Mario Kart. Eigo donmai...

Time to commission an art for the VP

https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1650831014426742787

>>48079670
I have bad news.

>>48079589
yeah, i think so too. their interaction is just like a matter of timing. they're both practicing the guitar, and playing the league.

>>48079678
Please don't be another 12 hours stream, I'll die

>>48079688
the lust from this yume holy shit

Axel sounds so much younger when he talks in jp

>>48079670
The only Niji I'm wary of is Hex. Dude looks like groomer

>>48079688
I don't think bees fall for it

>>48079510
Why is he eastern?

>BL with the nipple boy, rpr, eurice, gamma, astel and roberu
Jesus Christ rpr

>yaoi VP gacha
Nahone

>>48079832
I KNEEELLLLL AAAARUPIIIIIII

Do they even have time for the bl stuff? No one is going to buy it in time for them to make use of the scrap

>>48079849
he's really that hungry... ToT

Arupi making sisters happy

>>48079870
he wants the holostars cocks

>>48079832
Wait wth when did Nipples get in on this?

>>48079859
If anything this is the time to do it, people will spend their scrap with anything at this point. But they need to get it done by tomorrow

>>48079815
i took inspiration for his hairstyle off kei itoshiki/ojisan from another world
the fit is just an altered version of bettels oufit. i included the mahjong tiles because i like mahjong :)

This bl vp stuff is making me cringe... At least they are having fun with it

>>48079922
why do i wanna take molly with him at a club in shibuya

>>48079898
just earlier rpr said that Lauren is asking perms from his manager to record BL voice lines with him and Axel

RPR really wants the dingo...

>>48071100
Question about comments in an archived thread. If it's more drama than it's worth then nevermind:

Do Vesper & Altare have beef?

>>48079928
tbf laplus and yui made yuri vps and with gamma's yuribait drawing it sold really well

>>48079973
That's fucked up, yo. Pet-Master relationship shouldn't be like that

>>48079959
Oh I completely didnt hear that. jesus fuck I kneel thats so funny

>>48080020
No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not a beef

>>48080020
No Patrick, they do not have beef. They are not having hatesex either.

>>48080020
No anon, they have cocks

>>48080119
HOLY FUCK THAT'S A BIG COCK

>>48080119
Cocks you say?

>>48080119
mmmmmm, huge cock...

Axel losing everything while Gamma rolls in dough.

>>48080162
YABE

Kek axel ignored

>>48079670
Too late sister from the doxx site are rampant in this thread for a while

>>48080092
>>48080108
>>48080119
K it was just standard rrattery then. Thanks.

I think Rpr just wants a reason to act gay with the stars, learned it from nijis

>>48080222
His voice is low when everyone else is loud, then he gets silent thinking that he's being ignored but in reality they can barely hear him.

>>48080371
Yeah I can barely ever hear him from other streams.

>>48079755
He liked photos of his fans, that's groom behavior. That's why I don't want the boys close to those kind of people.

>>48080222
>>48080371
Don't worry guys, he's just learning how to play the role of the Phantom 6th Man to everyone else.

>>48079589
The one thing he gets is a new friendship. Apparently shitters here don't like that, unfortunately. Two streamers interacting is considered "leeching" nowadays.

Oh no, if they get an actual fujo to make the scripts...

>>48080371
just like me fr fr...

>>48075938
Idk man, HQ has long hit its peak UNITY during the early raft and zomboid collabs. I miss them just talking and shitting on each other over dumb bro shit. I miss my boys...

>ohohoho
Based.

>>48080556
NTR even

>Axel gets in the vspo circle just as he wanted
>Is known as the bl ntr voice pack guy

>>48080682
that's good it's juubutsu 2.0

>>48080556
Who was the writer they got? Couldn't catch her name

it's going to be another 3 days?

>>48080735
But he wanted the pussies
>>48080782
Lisa from vspo

>>48080842
the cocks attract the pussies for him to feast on.

>>48080842
You bait the girls with the BL then hit them in the head with a hammer .

AXEL, GAMMA STOP! YOU'RE SPEAKING TOO FAST, I CAN'T FOLLOW WITH MY BASIC JAPANESE UNDERSTANDING

>>48080798
Until 28th, but I suppose it's jst

It would be funny if he killed the horse in the bear trap but I guess it's deactivated since Kohaku died for it yesterday

>>48080682
>bl ntr
How the hell does this work? Gay boyfriend stealing?

>>48081005
Yeah, me

>>48081005
If they are 10 seconds too.. I have no idea how these are going to work

Axel just saying it out loud now

NO AXEL, DON'T STAIN TSB

>>48080953
I'm doing my best to catch things live but all the clippers being on high alert is a godsend for my nihongon't ass.

>You're talking to a professional
dyrbi?

>>48081116
I can hear Leader in a disappointed voice
>Axeeel... Axeeeel...

>>48081157
yeah, rpr does BL professionally

>>48081116
it does start with helping suck a homie...

BL breaking bad arc, what?

Axel is in the right here.

>>48081366
KEK

Axel is fujobaiting??I thought holostars en was different from nijien, i guess his unpopularity in the server really got to him kek

>>48081393
Why the fuck would you have cute girls sell BL? Just have the boys sell it.

>fujos selling to another fujos
Axel has a good point, a dude selling BL to girl looks creepy and weird

axel is so stupid to have cute girls selling to other cute girls. imagine men selling other men yuri voice packs you dumb dingo

>>48081440
The men provides, as Gus Fring said

>>48081440
It's just a little hehehaha, donmai

>>48081452
>>48081477
now kiss

>>48081005
the pure, unknowing world you have left will now be a distant comfort.

Just as heterosexual couples have NTR scenarios, there are many BL scenarios. Some involve a het man being stolen by a man, or some involve a gay man being coerced by another man, or have drugging and hypnotism elements. Usamimi Syndrome has made a lot of books with these principals. I also recommend a story called "Cucked Drugged and Raped by Twins from Hell", which displays elements common and beloved in the NTR BL niche.

>>48081440
blame rpr, he has always been like this

>>48081477
i'd rather buy BL from cute girls
t. female

>>48081447
Women are always the least threatening.

i wish magni did serious drawing streams over quick sketches im really enjoying watch gamma draw. shinri should do an art stream as well

>>48081574
Imagine buying bl vp from the man who is the one voice acting in it, uncomfortable to the max...

>>48081447
You're fucking retarded
Most of these girls are uncomfortable with speaking to men about these things, or think it's cringe. It's a hobby cultivated almost entirely by women. Men who try to sell to them blatantly or confront about it will come off as making fun of them, or looking down on them. That's like asking a man to try and sell pads and tampons to a woman. It's just more comfortable if a woman sells to a woman in this scenario.

>>48081692
>Most of these girls are uncomfortable with speaking to men about these things, or think it's cringe.
It's all a bit you insufferable faggot. They're all streaming and playing into the joke.

>>48079959
I love lauren. please do nipple torture play, the incident only made me love you more lauren.

>>48081652
Tune in during the t3 stream on Sunday. It's still not the way 'serious' artists draw but it's as close as Magni will ever get

toi and niu only wants astel's bl vp

>>48081719
they are debating roles and who will distribute and write, it is NOT a bit at this point

>>48081692
kek you think the girls buying it because they legit want the vp to schlick?

>>48081652
Magni's always said that he's never been the type to finish drawings.

>>48081789
its posts like this that really confirm to me that there are straight men on this thread and not trannies as many outsiders like to say

>>48081793
wow... hes JUST like me fr!!!

>>48081652
That's just not the type of artist Magni is.

not to numberfag but its been insane watching this stream go from 300 to 1000 in like the last 40 minutes

Axel has legit breaking bad brainrot, it's cute

Axel Pinkman

Do fujos actually slick to bl? I like bl but not that much...

Axel reminds me of those Eddy from EEnE. Just publicly saying he's gonna rip the girls off while in earshot in english.

>>48081652
comms open was the closest thing that I ever saw to a more "serious" one and now its GONE

bet, will axel get into trouble with management about this later?

Lmao these idiots