/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura shouldn't be allowed to take any unannounced breaks from streaming anymore, since she can't be trusted not to milk them for as much as she can.

I love my wife so much!!

I will not accept anything less than marriage with this womanchild! I fell for her too hard.

fresh new goobert

ina is putting out schedules..

Why couldn't she have done the watchalong today or yesterday?

my wife

God I'd hate it so much if Gura just by chance accidentally sharded in my mouth. I'd hate the taste, and I'd hate swallowing it and would probably feel sick afterwards. Thhink Gura would like some off if it dribbled down my chin?

gura casual outfit soon right
right
right cover, right right

>>47896658
I was busy yesterday and I work closing today. Tomorrow works better for me.

>>47896655
>Gura continues being the laziest EN
Sasuga

>>47896658
Because she's doing it tomorrow.

>>47896829
I hope Gura gets a hoodie outfit with removable crocs.

>>47896829
gura bratty school girl outfit

Gura outfit reveal leak

>>47896829
it better be fuckin better than the others, jesus christ.

>other stream ends
>antis flood the thread
as always

Where in this image would you put your nose and take a massive big sniff?

>>47897070
Everywhere

>>47897070
navel

>>47896655
Gura is never going back to schedules because she would have to commit to streaming on the days she schedules something. Now she doesn't have to worry about having to publicly cancel a stream.

>>47896658
She's busy with her boyfriend, no not anyone here

>>47897070
Eh that's too toddler like. You toddler pussy loving faggots are weird

>>47897070

>>47897002
In here? Nah.

>>47897002
>Gura is taking yet another break day for no reason
>Still no schedule even though everyone else in EN is doing them
>Anon is confused over the criticism

Of course Gura has to be one of the last EN members to reveal her new outfit. It's always fucking like this, she's almost always last to do everything.

>>47897323
No it's not, also toddlers don't have budding breasts like that blindchama

>>47897185
>Doesn't want to make schedules because she doesn't want to have to commit to streaming
Wish Gura would just admit this

Did any of you idiots actually think we were "back".

>>47897444
That image doesn't have breasts. It's just the shirt ruffling.

>>47897525
Never left, silly.

How come you Chumpedos aren't biting today?

Gura is NOT made for sex.

>>47897663
She's made for RAPE.

>>47897606
This one is just for (You)! Please enjoy.

>>47897663
Yeah, she’s made for marriage with me.

>>47897534

>>47897864
Shirt ruffling.

>>47897377
Criticism from people who don't watch her is not needed

>>47897730
fanbox doko

>>47897918
>Everyone doing schedules
That person doesn't even watch EN.

>>47897864
erotic toddler pudge.

Thoughts on Gura's fat asstail?

>>47897730
True

>>47898026
the underside of it prrobably smells like her butt cos she farts against it.

>>47898026
Wondering what her tailpit smells like.

>>47897444
Those aren't breasts and yes that's a toddler like body and pussy. Gross, make it a little older

>>47898026
Dear diary, the tail was fat.

>>47897986
With the exception of Ame everyone else in EN is doing schedules. How is Gura "too busy" to do them yet pretty much everyone else in EN can?

>>47898092
probably a bit feety like how the buttcrack above the butthole smells.

>>47897444
That's a toddler belly and puss. I don't care about the tits. It's gross

>>47897914
https://litter.catbox.moe/chtcjc.png

Erotic brat...

>>47898154
cos she suckin my dick niggerlover.

>>47898223
I don't know why he drew a Gura cosplayer along with 2 Gura images. Weird.

>>47898223
it's hard knowing that i'll never get to smell her butthole.

>>47898223
Good lord, she looks so soft and inviting.

>>47898223
T o T

>>47898026

>>47898026
I don't get why half of her art has her as a fucking cat/fox girl. Isn't it good enough that she's just a shark? Are Gura fans secretly furries?

Have a maid Gura as an offering

>>47898383
Watch streams.

why is there cunny haters in the gura thread?

>>47898414
Post outfit reveal tourism.

>>47898446
you'd think DFC appreciating takos would be better than this.

>>47898414
You probably already know the answer.

gura re-verified

>>47898414
I hate coomers in general.

>>47898472
Your falseflagging won't work here.

Myth got their twitter checkmarks back. Cover actually did something for once and paid for them

>>47898528
thank god she got that tweet off before it was too late

>>47898528
THE REAL GURA

>>47898528
Gura forma de honmono

>>47898544
seethe. you don't even love her.

MAID GURA SOON

>>47898528
so the gold badge they got for the main Twitter finally kicked in and gave all talents a blud badge

Reminder that Gura's tail is very sensitive.

>>47898674
i'd place the vibrators on the underside close to the butt. That's where it would be most sensitive.

>>47898670
shouldn't they be getting an icon too?

>>47898674
And it's just out in the open all of the time...

>>47898731
It's TOO sensitive there. Are you trying to kill her?

>>47898772
any minute now, surely

>>47898772
i think the way it works is they get a gold one and all members who are a part of their organization gets a blue one

>>47898223
I can't goom to Gura art without her blue nails

>>47898731
She'll die of dehydration from endless squirting.

>>47898973
You are aware that she does not always have blue nails, and sometimes does not have them painted at all?

>>47898670
If that was the case all Hololive and holostars would have the blue check and they don't. Hololive EN is the only ones that got there's around the same time so gura and the rest of the girls ether paid them self and Managment did it for them.

>>47899139
Because gura is using twitter blue now I am going to buy it for a year now so like $140 or something like that, Not a lot of money for me to toss away plus its something to buy till she drops new merch.

>>47899139
it seems to be being done in waves as only ID1 has them, only myth has them, and only some JPs have them

>>47899139
>>47899296
moona mentioned how she didn't subscribe to twitter blue so it has to be management
https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1649777707226660865

>>47899296
But as far as I know the twitter rules, I think they each have to pay for the blue marks. Even though the main account has it does not give it to the others at all. I do hope Managment is paying it for them, so it does not cost Gura anymore money then it has too.

I can't stop tooting and I don't know why.

>>47899139
There are 0 timelines where Gura would pay for her own twitter blue, it must be management.

>>47899388
I was reading that this morning, Her account is missed up is why. But the others did pay or had it paid for them. I want my twitter to be like guras so I am going to buy twitter blue now.

>>47899422
Good as long as it did not cost her anything then I am 100% fine with that. She has earned that mark and works to hard not to have it. Ghosting aside.

>>47899405
me too.. I swear I'm going at 500% my normal rate

>>47899489
theres not much point unless you're posting stuff

im gonna post a cute gura before i go

>>47899580
thank you

So my post from yesterday did happen like I told you.
Members Sunday and Normal stream Wednesday then then outfit revel then no stream for 2 days and then a normal 4 days of stream and 1 member and then we good the rest of the month. Remember this post.

>>47899563
I know but I want to be able to show people that My account has the blue check like hers now. Gura would love it.

>>47899672
who?

>>47899672
That's very cool, anon.

>>47899726
ogey

Japanese car otakus are impressed at Gura's car sounds https://twitter.com/Cosmos_JUNJUN/status/1649295397410717697

>>47899742
Thank you. I am so cool and have so much clout just like gura she is going to love me more then all of you for it.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>47899786
that's cute. just sounds like noise to me. I am not on the knowing side.

>>47899786
Based.

>>47899929
That's not even her best stutututu, she's been making turbo flutter noises a lot in her past few streams

>>47899738
Gura.

I want to take Gura to an anime con, and we can cosplay something together. I want to walk around with her and see all the neat merch, and talk about all the cute figures together. Fuck I love her so much

I actually managed to find the scooby snack crackers, it's been so long since I had them I really doubted they were still a thing. I can't wait for tomorrow night.

what's good niggas

>>47900322
sup

>>47900322
...What did you jsut say?

>>47900265
I looked all over the place for them... Where did you find them? When gura told us to look for them I did and hell Ended up with just popcorn and a shit load of candy.

can someone mega the movie

>>47900322
Go away, Stinkmeaner.

>>47900485
Is gura not showing it on stream? if she is not then I don't know what I'm going to do because I don't own the movie.

>>47899053
lies...

>>47900485
just go to the usual place

>>47898528
Yeah, ID1, Myth and some JP's now have their blue checkmarks back. Maybe it's a bug. Kiara said she isn't paying for it.

>>47900565
Go to blockbuster dummy

>>47899139
ID1 and some JP's have them too

>>47900662
God some of us are not as old as you gura. Blockbuster is no longer opened they are out of business.

So, what's the ETA for her next stream? 2 weeks?

>>47900565
Are you new? They never show the actual movie on stream, they would get a copyright strike. Gura showed 1 movie on stream but that's because it was public domain

>>47900813
Next stream is members movie watchalong tomorrow. Public stream? I'm guessing Monday

>>47899422
Management don't want her to leave...

People don't know how to pirate anymore, huh?

Did Gura chat in the prechat after she took a shower

>>47901266
it's a strange situation because VPNs, selfhosting and docker containers have made piracy more convenient than ever while subscription streaming services have become more fragmented/pricey than ever, but people still don't learn how to pirate

>>47899053
She came on land with blue nails which suggests her nails are naturally blue

>>47901266
dont worry ive got my scooby doo live action (2002) REMUX 4k UHD BLURAY 88GB

>>47901393
It was a bath not a shower (important) and no.

>>47901648
Have you ever seen someone over the age of 16 with that hairstyle?

>>47901393
No

>>47897730
So Possum is a fembud right? I wonder if she's a hag

>>47901766
https://kemono.party/fanbox/user/79535659/post/4199646
Cant tell

>>47901266
All part of the plan, goy.

>>47901882
Russian?

People that bought the daki, are you actually going to use it?

>>47898223
It's expired what is it

>>47902151
i bought one for use and one to save

>>47902166
a milk

>>47902166
https://litter.catbox.moe/1q2qox.png
12 hours this time

>>47902151
I bought 3
1 for display, 1 for use and 1 backup. I might sandwich myself between 2 Guras though..

>>47900394
A walmart, just like where Gura was probably gonna check

>>47902151
I bought 3 and will use all of them over the course of several years

>>47902251
>>47902364
if I lived alone I might have bought one but I'm not THAT confident
plus I worry what would happen if I ever bought home a lady

>>47902080
Sounds similar to A-chan's accent to me, and her posts have Japanese letters in them.

>>47902151
Yeah, I'm gonna hump mine.

>>47902151
I bought the daki but haven't bought an inner yet. Dunno how I'm gonna hide it away when people come over

>>47902763
Just put a blanket over it.

>>47902279
Goddamnit now I want to goom again, does this make you happy?

>>47900936
Wednesday

>>47902845
is that car interior an audi? looks kinda similar to mine

>>47902474
>>47902763
when I lived with my parents I would keep my door locked at night and put on the daki cover, then take it off in the morning so people just thought I had a regular body support pillow
However now I'm at the point where I give less of a shit and just won't invite people over unless they already know I'm like that.

>>47900322

Ina's outfit looks awful I hope Gura get a sexy one

>>47902907
perhaps..

>>47903533
Gura's mama seems quite popular and busy these days, whether that's a good thing or a bad in regards to her outfit I don't know.

>>47903533
Ina's outfit looks fine, you have it confused with her previous outfits

>>47903574
Nacho is a whore

>>47903930
she honestly hasn't been that great of a mama desu, but at least her art is good

>>47903930
doesn't she mostly stream on twitch? i'd forgive her if she gave us gura lewds

Gura's new outfit will be 3 band-aids.
Maybe 2.

>>47904435
Imagine the ban wave as people post it.

>>47903533
gay

>>47904435
I believe it.

i want to _____kiss_____gura____

>>47904944
Same desu
So so much.

for the longest time i thought the Goslings were a single poster

>>47905315
They mostly are in this thread. Cripple likes to falseflag with them.

>>47905315
they're all me

>>47905315
i just associate them with the doomers

Gurass

So are the chumbuddies finally calming down now that Gura is streaming fairly regularly? Or is it a "she's gonna disappear soon enough again" schizo posting

>>47905592
It's mostly been failed attempts at derailing the thread, so yeah.

>>47905592
There's no point. Her schedule is apparently fine for 99% of her tourist fans and Gura has shown she does not want to improve herself.

>>47905592
we'll be back to doomposting in a week, guarantee it

>>47904944
Same desu
and a really long hug..

>>47905592
I'd say chumbies are always fine for the most part.
Some shitposters just like to look for any reason they can to come in here and shit the place up, often with larpinf, falseflagging, gaslighting etc.
When Gura streams, they quickly run out of things to shitpost with. The classic loops simply don't work (not that they won't post those anyway)

>>47905315
gurass is a single poster

>>47905592
>fairly regularly
She didn't stream for 5 days.

>>47903930
Yeah, mine.

>>47905315
I've made gosling posts I admit, but I don't do it often or with a "doomy" undertone.

>>47905315
I Gosling when I miss Gura more than usual or when I feel like garbage, like when reality catches up to me.

Gawr cute

I don't even have any gosling images saved but I often emphasize

>>47906482
Based scumbud

We need to strategize fellas. There's at least 30 of us here that donate and talk in chat a lot. How can we get her to do the ASMR lovenest stream?

How can you not gosling over this girl?

>>47906567
My wife isn't a whore, i don't want it

>>47906567
Just talk about it. Don't try to coordinate anything or it will look like a raid.

>>47898615
WHAAAAAAAAAAT IS GURA DOING VOICE WORK?
Also only 3 starts

>>47906705
Bad chumbie

>>47906760
No, Gura is not doing voicework. Dumbass.

>>47906766
If you want a whore you have thousands of other girls to choose from. My sharkwife isn't one of them

>>47906890
Gura will do lovenest RP with us and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>47906890
There's nothing whoreish about making love with your wife

Gura WILL slip off kitty thigh highs in the ASMR lovenest for us.

>>47906567
30 love confession akas in one stream

>>47903533
It's a casual outfit. Causal isn't meant to be sexy. Tard

>>47907185
Every Gura outfit is sexy, why would this one be different?

STOP WITH THE LOVENEST SHIT YOU AUTISTIC RETARDS. ITS NEVER HAPPENING

>>47907252
t. didn't get the lovenest invite

>>47907252
gura you shouldn't use those words

>>47907252
Ignore this anon, he is confused. He doesn't want us to love our wife!

>>47907252
don't fight it chumbie
the ASMR lovenest is inevitable
just like the marriage proposal stream

>>47907252
t. infidel

>>47905592
It's not regularly yet. She's taken the past 5 days off. She has a member watchalong tomorrow and then who knows when her next public stream will be

I wish the watchalong tomorrow was a bit earlier, 9pm on a sunday night is too late for me to start a movie

>>47907343
>ignoring collabs again
kek

>>47907400
>replying

>>47907237
Her hoodie outfit isn't sexy. It makes her look like a little blue blob

>>47907438
That makes it hotter when you know she isn't wearing anything under it.

>>47907400
She didn't stream it, retard. Thats the same as her just playing a game offline.

Does Gura wag her tail when she's excited?

>>47907381
Yeah... Be wary, she might adjust the time on the day of.

>>47907252
I think you got the wrong thread.

>>47907471
She's wearing black spats underneath, retarded newfag

>>47903930
I will never forgive Nacho for streaming over gura's first holofes

>>47905592
Fairly regularly? She just took 4 days of break and that's assuming she streams Monday.

Gura's semi retirement is a done deal she showed no interest in overcoming or disputing or explaining. You gotta be retarded to keep looping about it. I enjoy shark but she's in her twilight streaming years

>>47907381
it's less than 90min

>>47907553
Those are a collective hallucination, newfag. Everyone knows she's really wearing nothing.

Is this Scooby-Doo the one where Fred says the line

>>47907746
Malt shop?

>>47907879
"I Think Coolsville Sucks!"

Gura is the perfect blend of cute and innocent and bratty tease.

>>47907252
not with that attitude.. IT WILL HAPPEN

>>47907961
I don't think that's (2002), but it's been a long time time so I'm not sure.

>>47906770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXakZl4SYg0

Ah hell, I thought I owned the 2002 movie, but I only own the 2004 sequel

I've never seen this Scooby-Doo movie. I was like 21 when it came out in 2002. I know the younger kids who grew up with it seem to like it. I enjoyed the original cartoon

https://twitter.com/shigure4902/status/1649946702579916801

>>47908479
You are right. That line is in the 2004 sequel movie with sexo Velma.

I bought fiber one bars

>>47908164
I adore absolutely everything about her, she is a perfectly imperfect girl to me that strikes my heart dead center.

>>47908833
It's been ages since I watched it but from what I can recall it was properly structured and the cast was chosen well.

Cumbuds me drunk

>>47907634
hopefully we get a nice chat afterwards

Gura is the quentin tarantino of vtubing, she's extremely talented and she's a massive footfag. Best of both worlds honestly.

>>47909319
alone, or with people?

>>47909297
I do know it has the guy from Scream in it. That's what I remember him for. The younger generation watch Scream and are like "Oh, that's the guy from Scooby-Doo."

Gura is a gross faggot that licks armpits and tummies.

Heychumbuds me drunk so me post dox

>>47909746
oh god is she actually a farquad

>>47909531
I AM WITH MY FRIENDS WHO ARE ALL ON /ggg/ (you)

>>47909636
She's my gross faggot.

I wonder if Gura has ever watched that aussie youtuber who burns spiders with makeshift flamethrowers

>>47909521
>Gura is the quentin tarantino of vtubing
But Quentin Tarantino actually realized his talent and made a lot of good movies whereas Gura wastes her talent and is too lazy to stream even somewhat regularly anymore after just a year of being in Hololive.

>>47908833
>21 in 2002

>>47909839
That's very sweet, but don't go too hard ogey?

>>47909746
nice child predator bodysuit

>>47910002
I drank an adios motherfucker and downed a shot of brandy after a 2 hr long pull day at the gym so I'm happy

>>47897070
>>47897730
>>47898023
>>47898229
>>47902279
>>47898114
what is this body type called?

>>47909933
You smell like a sussy indog who needs his asshole licked TuT. Give me that brown man pussy and scream my name when im balls deep inside you

>>47910203
child

>>47910203
Its the body of a TWELVE YEAR OLD YOU PEDO

So what's the latest cope for her not streaming?

>>47910347
she passed out in the bathtub last night

>>47910309
>TWELVE YEAR OLD
Is this more to your liking?

>>47910520
Yes thank you

Is gura into being stepped on by bare feet? If so who would make her goom as she's being humiliated?

>>47910520
ToT yes

>>47909636
I know right? I love her!

>>47910575
HEY YOU HOMO HE TALK TO ME NOT U

>>47910203
Perfection

>>47910671
yeah me

can someone post the bean song sound

.

>>47911528
No, it won't work, you're wrong and you're stupid

>>47910580
Is that even a question. Cunny feet

Why must they be like this

I hope Gura new outfit is a simple t-shirt that is removable into a 2 piece swimsuit. ToT

I was doing a 2 hour drive today and I put on some Gura tunes and it's easy to get swept away by her voice. I was just cruising along and before I knew it I was doing 110 in a 70 mph zone.

>>47912369
I hope it's a schoolgirl uniform Gura talked about wanting that, but she also has talked about wanting other outfits also. I just hope in the end Gura gets the outfit she wants.

Gura's new outfit should have randoseru

>>47912641
Gura already told us she likes it so congratulations!

What would gura say to this?

>>47913098

>>47913098
more like passion licking those feet

GURA IN PRECHAT

carfag nips are pointing out how Gura's imitation of an engine was surprisingly specific because of the turbine sounds
https://twitter.com/Cosmos_JUNJUN/status/1649295397410717697?s=20

I'm the onahole of /ggg/.

>>47910901

>>47913474
What car? Porsche?

>>47913634
>>47913474
They're just talking about a turbo flutter

Guys I just got an unofficial Gooba daki and just has a full night's sleep with it and it was some of the best sleep I've had in a long time!

>>47913757
did you hump it?

>>47913613
Hearing her laugh so innocently at a dumb fart sound warms my very soul.

>>47913757
which cover?

>>47913757
dont get goom on it

>>47913098
This is gura's honest response

>>47913757
pic?

>>47913801
yes

>>47913846
>>47914026
pic related

>>47913916
can't guarantee that chief

Would you spare a sniff?

>>47914348
cute
i wish the official one had no socks

>>47914348
nice, i'm still waiting for my official one
it's what Gura wants me to cum for after all

>>47914378

Can't stop listening to the chotto matte song she sang in choo choo charles
In the good old days of Myth this would have been an animation by now

Imagine wanting to hurt this small, innocent little creature.

I just goomed. I thought you might like to know that.

https://www.fanbox.cc/@tenroy/posts/5788739
>Gura artist got mass reported and banned by twitter antis

>>47914897
these artists shouldn't post the full thing on twitter i suppose. sucks they'd have to do that

>>47914897
This isn't news.

>>47914897
we can never have nice things

You know thinking about it it can any chumbuds help me understand why Gura takes every Saturday off? Is it a simple American thing?

>>47915234
lazy

>>47915234
lazy ass shark

>>47914897
I have faith in GOD that once the unsavory characters in high places are taken care of, every retarded twitter user will be hunted for sport. They will recieve the same mercy they give unto others

>>47915234
She streamed last Saturday though

>>47914849
Now you have to share what you goomed to.

>>47914897
it's happening with a lot of loli artists recently
just Elon making the splatform worse

>>47915358
No worries brother once it starts all their internet behavior is stored in servers that will be uhh attained, and justice will be swift.

>>47915409
Retard, you can't make something worse when it was at it's worse to begin with. artists getting banned is not something that just started happening after twitter was bought up.

>>47914897
Does someone has his archive of all his Gura art. Regret I didn't save it.

>>47915549
they are still there on pixiv

>>47915549
https://kemono.party/fanbox/user/40028167

>>47915385
You assume he's here because he watches her streams.

>>47915493
?

>>47915815
That is not all his content.

>>47915942
It is.

>>47915234
Lazy

>>47915358
>>47915493
what?

>>47915234
>Gura takes every Saturday off
Do you just say something and hope it's true?
In the 11 Saturdays since her return from her health break:
5 have had Gura streams
3 have had nothing
2 had Mori + Ina's 3D showcase with Gura cameos
1 was Holofes

>>47916043
Don't worry about it.

>>47916111
Please understand, he's failed at derailing the thread all day today.

>>47916043
They're retards who think pedo coomers won't be hunted down if things become violent.

Anyone got a scoopy doo mega?

>>47915511
no really, it got worse
2 artists i know just moved to Pawoo

>>47916323
Here's a stream
https://gomovies.sx/movie/watch-scoobydoo-gomovies-17770

>>47916392
Thanks bud

>>47916258
Next time say please.

>>47916366
Wow, two artists moved to pawoo, twitter is so done for...

>>47916309
Sharks with interrogation marks by their head

>>47916487
If artists keep getting harassed, it will be sooner or later. As far as loli is concerned.

>>47916650

>>47916725
I don't follow artist on twitter, i have pixiv for that so i don't really care if they leave. Years ago some tried to move to baraag and failed miserably, no one uses baraag. Pawoo is big in japan but if those artists expect to move their audience to pawoo, man they are delusional.

>>47916904
You have pixiv for a fraction of what is on twitter, yeah.

>>47916124
lmfao ok so nothing.

>going to indoor aquarium with niece
>seeing sharks
>horny
The fuck is wrong with me

>>47916942
Retardchama...

>>47917024
Guess your niece will have to do since you can't get inside to fuck the shark.

>>47917024
Ok so which one causes it? also how old is the little princess if i may ask?

has anyone noticed that gura types like a 13 year old girl?

>>47916986
The bonking comes for twitter

>>47917265
gura types like a zoomer who grew up on the internet. people don't change how they type when they grow older.

gura's a riot

>>47913474
>>47913735
Even during the stream people were saying like "was that turbo flutter?"

>>47917264
7 years old….
>>47917125
Chumbie please no, i already bought her a shark hoodie…

interesting...

>>47917681
>reading chat during streams
>reading threads during streams

>>47917880
Just don't get caught, good luck.

>>47917944
you don't participate in chat?

>>47917681
yeah, probably me. I'm a car autist

>>47918005
I say things without reading it.

>>47918005
I chat during the stream so I get reads from Gura, but I don't read what other people in chat say

>>47917935
I’m not doing anything wrong

>>47918718
not yet..

>>47917935
Everything I say is in jest three letter sama. I wont do anything too silly I promise

>>47917880
>already bought her a shark hoodie
based