/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I WANT TO HOLD AXEL'S HAND

>ded for 12 minutes

I miss you guys

>no edition
>no commandments
jobbers

>>47784540
We really need more bakers.

>>47784658
im too tired to think of an edition gomen

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu sex with sweaty vesper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>47784540
It was in solidarity for how long Bettel was CC'd.

>>47784474
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

sex

>>47784784
Amen

Isnt Bettel DM's oshi? Happy for her.
At least she has showed up to his chat the most from tempus and once she stopped her own stream to watch him.

YATTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14fvzONgOuU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14fvzONgOuU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14fvzONgOuU

>>47784992
YATTA!!

I just got here, why is it so inactive?

skincare anon, are you still around? do you have any tips for rosacea or facial redness face in general? i’ve been dealing with this shit for years and nothing i’ve tried makes it to go away

>>47785043
2 am

>>47785077 (me)
makes it go away*, oopsie

What is Altare doing?

>>47784784
amen

Does anyone have that one captioned cat gif that's sort of like "POV: Deez nuts in your mouth" and the cat's stomach is mostly in view with its arms stretched out?

>>47785101
yeah but even so, I never seen this thread this dead when one of the boys is currently streaming. This feels a bit more dead than dead hours.

>>47785438
When I see league I close my eyes

>>47785391
Altare is doing Rin Penrose

>>47785503
>He's doing the golden egg of IdolEN
Sugoi...

>>47785438
league is boring

VG love!!!

vesmachi fishing trip

>>47785739
cute flay

>>47785739
That's so cute....

>>47785739
Cuuuute I love your stuff drawanon your linework is so slick

>>47785739
>MAGROD
kek

bettel read like 5 comments of mine in this stream i think we are friends now

>>47785837
focus on the game DM

>>47785739
Using Flay's tail to fish feels really appropriate

>guerilla league of legends
>does better than hakka, shinri and flayon combined

>>47785837

>>47785837
now tell him to throw up

>>47785739
Drawanon, this is so cute! I can't stop laughing over the thought of Flay using his own tail as a fishing tool.

I need Axel and Bettel to play more games together

Full Tempus collab LET'S FUCKING GO

>>47786072
TEMPUS IS HEA-

>>47786072
I saw that, finally is happening. Not the game I would have wanted them to play but I'll take it.

>>47786072
I wonder if Bettel pushing wow wends opened Vesper up to collabing agian?

>>47786159
Vettel stonks...

>>47786178
Betsy literally admited he would be into Vesper if he was a bit more evil

>>47786072
Hell yeah nigga
Thank you Hakka

>>47786072
Tempus is (temporarily) healing.

>>47786159
What you mean? Its mostly Vesper being ready to collab with people again. He started slowly by knowing the VG boys in his solo interviews and then the big L4D2 collab happened. WoW happened after all of this but I am sure is helping a lot too with Vesper being more comfortable again.

>>47786236
What is it with this old man that gets him all the boys

>>47786072
I'll believe it when I see it.

new shinri asmr(?) dropped... ?

clopbot mention

Give Axel his rust perms

>>47765228
Hetfag here and that's going straight to my archive, bless you

>>47786618
Axel will never EVER be in a server with a bunch of cute girl vtubers
Not happening

why does my bulimic jester always guerilla at the worst possible times for me specifically. i will be ryonaposting this bastard to DEATH tomorrow to make up for his insolence. oyasumachi~

>>47786072
EL NEGRITO LETS GOOOOO

major event: hermanito feet
https://twitter.com/____crown_____/status/1649273196246609920

>>47786762
Gan-chan got his rust perms... Axel...

>>47786933
I doubt EN management would allow him even if he did get the invite. They’re way more restrictive with the EN side

>>47786827
those are some chubby toes

>>47785739
erotic

>>47785739
ily drawanon

>>47786933
Even Robe-chan goes to play rust...

So those 2 weird cryptic videos were for the new song? Kinda unnecessary but cool that we are getting another new original song

>>47786827
>Hakka giving you a footjob
>Hakka stepping on you with socks on
>Hakka letting you tickle his feet
>Hakka letting you suck his toes

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1649306947450019840?s=46&t=ELUCstEOk1NGjSYruI-3rg

I miss vesper, he's so cute recently, I want to tuck him in bed and sing him a lullaby

>>47787073

stroberri glasses so cuuute
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1649306947450019840

>>47786308
Ojisan appeal too strong

>>47787147 (me)
what the hell happened to my picrel uncage the hermanito

>>47787105
Sounds to me you just want a shota to take advantage of.

>>47787286
everyone's favorite shota, vesper

>>47787185
4chan ate the stroberri
And then it's going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—

which tempus boy did (You) bro/oshihen’d to?

>>47786827

>>47787426
started with shinri then moved to bettel because shinri has nothing going for him other than his voice

So Britbros, what kind of tourism thing you can do in UK?
>Food tourism is basically just Tesco meal deal, Gregg's and some fish n chips
>Stonehenge is absolute bore
>Museum maybe nice (there are alot of nice artifact that they stole, yes)
>Football tourism
>Harry Potter thing
>Royal Family stuff
> and fucking some sheep in Wales

>>47787025
My son will be put into a dungeon by the females....

>>47787429
kek

>>47786762
What stopping him to just make the EN version, with the other corpos and indies?

>>47787578
Management

>>47787492
He is doing sightseeing inside some girl's pussy

>>47787492
I actually think he planned to go to Pokemon EUIC, but ended up not making it because of VSaikyo. It would line up with him needing to reschedule.

>>47787578
Too much time, money, and effort when he essentially just wanted to get money and gamble with rpr and leo

I love league of legends

>Rust Astel
>Rust RPR
>Rust Towa
>Rust Laplus
>Rust half the JP vtubing scene
>No Rust Axel
.......

>>47787978
No...no you don't.

>>47788061
I don't want to go through another fucking awful HoloEN Rust arc

>>47788063
It gets enjoyable after 10000games

>>47788093
Well you wouldn't have to since these people actually stream so it wouldn't be miserable

>>47787978

>>47788061
It’s better this way, now he can finally focus on the music projects. I’m still waiting for that inshin-denshin cover idea with rotating members. It would be kino

league HATE

>>47786827
>my shoes are attached to my feet, they have blood vesselsy if I take them off I bleed out and die
So that was a fucking lie, Hermanito?

uooooohhhh Imagine rpr and Axel wearing skimpy maid outfits and brutally fucking and correcting their bratty master Altare ToT

>>47787578
Better idea is to floor a Rust EN streamer server to someone like Scarra, let him deal with inviting people, then join that server.
You wont get anywhere with EN management. Not to mention they'll be extremely anal about inviting people if they are the server owner.

>>47788616
UOHHHHHHHHHH ToT

>>47785043
No one actually likes League besides Bettel, and even he knows his audience hates it.

>>47788697
League might be the most boring game to watch a streamer play, even Ascii Dorf is more engaging

>>47788697
I get that but I was genuinely kinda freaked out because of how slow this thread was when it was created, stream up or not, thinking that there was another /MANS/ thread up that everyone was talking on.
I don't think he likes the game that much either but is easier to boot up and play. I think is the same vicious circle that LoL players have with the game where they hate it but they are just too addicted.

>>47788726
I would literally prefer another Rock Simulator stream over League

>>47788775
Why are you parasocial with /mans/ kek
Bettel just likes being stupid in LoL. /mans/ dont like and dont know enough to post about LoL. It's that simple.

>>47788775
>don't think he likes the game that much either but is easier to boot up and play.
No, he loves League. And it's one of the worst things about him. He's well aware his audience hates it though - that's why he kept trying to add incentives to make it more entertaining like the "If I lose I exercise!" thing

When is Bettel going to install the leagu buttplug?

>>47788775
The vibes are good and brings a different crowd to the chat.
Plus he's said it's his comfort game multiple times.

>>47788697
Why does Bettel League get more viewers that Flayon+Hakka+Shinri anything (combined)?

>>47788870
I love his league streams since they are very comfy by his standards. I like them better without the gimmicks and when he's just enjoying himself, so the last 2 league streams have been great.

>>47789117
Bettel, go to bed

at what point did tempus start reclining?

>>47789148
We've never not been reclining

>>47788819
I am not, I wasn't here for like 3 days or so but I think the fact that I just showed up late while feeling drowsy and the thread just being created the lack of activity weirded me out a lot, now is fine though.
>>47788870
>>47789062
I guess yeah, he must really like the game but being anxious of people hating it so he has to come up with silly batsus or really trying to make it funny. Its a good rage game at least, I am sure people enjoy to see him lose his shit

>>47789148
It's unironically hard to grow as a male vtuber

>>47789148
When Bettel's audience pretended to like League

>>47789242
There are two good examples of growing male vtubers in the japanese branch right now but most people here would probably rather see the boys fail than follow in their footsteps

>>47789148
Japan Arc, and its never been the same. Tempus has not been healing. Bringing back HQ weekly collabs is the only way

>>47789337
Yeah, the strongest aspect of Tempus was UNITY, but Vesper's japan arc really brought down the mood esp with Altare/Vesper fight rrats, they probably get along but thats how it appears on the surface. Many casuals including myself dropped off at that point. Nowadays, I only follow my broshi and have lost interest in other boys. Atleast Bettel seems to be succeeding so good for me but Tempus as a group not so much

>>47789551
>Atleast Bettel seems to be succeeding
Does he really

>>47786072
HERMANITO IS SUCH A BLESSING!!

>>47787862
That's sad but schedule overlapping is a bitch

>>47789312
is it roberu and gamma?

>>47789721
More like Roberu and Astel.

>>47789148
Hologirl and Twitch collab spam.

>>47789746
oh shit havent checked astel for a while. he’s doing numbers! good for him.

>>47789778
that was just mostly magni though, thank god he stopped though.

>>47789778
Not really that was early on, and it was only Magni which he stopped it soon after.

>>47789857
I think he always gets a nice buff around Apex time since he's tsuyosugi
Had the "special grade curse" meme this year too
Glad for him since he always seems to be putting his 200% in

Fuck I miss Tempus HQ.. Can Shiny Spicy Salty collab weekly if the Ves prefers doing solo streams? I just miss them man

Dust has settled, we're getting an OriSong from Hakka today!
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1649237406128783360?s=20

>>47790063
Hopefully those people stick around for his solo stuff too

>>47790118
Isn’t Dez into Monster Hunter too. Shiny Spicy should drag him into those collabs

>>47790220
doesnt like iceborne, which shiny spicy was playing.

>>47790288
or world in general. magni lost me here.

>>47786827
LICKLICKLICKLICKLICK

Shinri's so weird
https://youtu.be/o3YiLNhR--A

Did you know only Altare and Magni don't have cute fangies in Tempus >~<

>>47791267
I did know. Only lacking part of Magni's design

>>47791267
Bettel... forgotten...

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1649347266648637447
What did he do?

>>47791579
He read /mans/

>>47791579
it's time for league

>>47791630
lol

>>47791404
Bettel can make the pog face, he doesn't need fangies

>Rio RUST
>Gamma RUST
>Roberu RUST
>No Axel RUST
..........

>>47791709
bottoms aren't allowed on that server

>>47791709
No offense to Rio but if he got an invite Axel should be able to get one as well.

Someone leaked a video of what Shinri dreams of at night
https://youtu.be/bRIVTEBaLkA

>>47789148
Vesper suspension + Magni hort

>>47791579
Honestly, I think he does stuff like that after he reads some nonsense drama surrounding him or legit /mans/

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1649355224677482497
Twitter space soon?

>>47791775
>implying
Well, Axel can contact VCR maybe.

>>47791972
"tonight"? so like in 6-7 hours?

>>47788697
I like League.

>>47791765
Gamma is going to be there though?

>>47791709
He's HolostarsEN, had he applied for JP, he'd have the invite, right now he's just trying to get an in with rpr. Same with Leo, he also wants an in.

>>47791775
Rio has more connections than axel. Dude's a social butterfly.

the mental image was too funny

>>47792352
rpr is on the server with nijis right

>>47792451
Is this from that one text post ending in them getting married and there's no punchline? It's cute lol
Also, I've missed you drawanon. I hope you've been well.

>>47792464
Yesterday rpr was playing with Astel, Toi from Neoporte and Kagura Nana who's an artist and indie (Ayame's mama)

>>47791709
It has been 3 hours since you posted this, why post it again? I dont get this meme

>>47792451
Is this because of >>47723555 because that was me and I love this

>>47792526
More people joined since then. None of whom are Axel. Read more carefully.

Would you people read an axmag canni fic with no plot? I just want to write Axel eating Magni and that's it.

>>47792655
I mean, there was rentry.org/gutfucker so

>>47792707
Yeah, that one's a classic.

>>47792655
I would read it. I might be frowning the whole way through but I would read it nonetheless

I love axel’s little “noooooooo……”

>>47792827
If you're gonna frown, then just don't read it. You don't have to?

>>47792955
But I want to, I love reading things that disturb me

Shrimpsnail facesitting

>>47791709
rio is also playing with towa so at this point it's just en management

>>47792320
Don't tell that to the paripiyume...

>>47793253
By the time they figure out that indeed Axel could play on the Rust server like literally everyone else and it's not a problem, the server is gonna run out of slots lemao

>>47793093
Oh ok then. I hope to meet your expectations, I guess.

>>47792506
>>47792601
haha yes! thank you! im well and still lurking, work has kept me horribly busy

>>47793297
Jokes on you, I /am/ the paripiyume. I can be in love with him and also want him to get fucked good and proper.

>>47792655
Please do. I love when people are passionate about the things they write about.

>>47786308
Rizz S++

>>47793143
TOT coaches eating out leader

>>47792514
Toi got in but Leo couldn't?
KEK what a dumbass

>>47789148
They never start rising actually and still don't find a floor

>>47793718
Did he actually ask? Astel only got in because rpr pushed him to ask for an invite, and the other Holostars probably did the same after it worked out for Astel.

>>47792352
Leo is from neoporte right? Can't he just get his boss shibuhal to get him an invite?

where is aniki?

>>47785739
Somehow this gives me hope, like looking at an old picture

>>47793784
>>47793785
The server is from VCR, Vaultroom and Crazy Racoon. Neoporte is under Hal and CR Ojiji. Leo is under the server's owner and he couldn't find the right guy to give him invite kek

>>47793817
In my heart :)

>>47793978
Are all Australians this dumb

>>47793439
kowai yo...

Why is /MANS/ very slow today? You all celebrating Eid?

>>47794171
You niggas never seen dead hours before or something
This speed is pretty usual

https://twitter.com/oh_Nocturnal/status/1649279531167932416
where's our bois' pizza, bros...

>>47794151
chu

>>47794171
I love the muslim Tempus edits. Dunno why. Pic related, I don’t speak sandnig

>>47785739
this looks like a prelude to a horrible crime that is about to be committed

>>47794171
This is what happens when Altare is away.

Leader soon

>>47794251
They already cashed it in.

>>47791579
He read >>47723555

axmag hate

>>47794798

>>47794798

axmag rape

Axel wanting to have someone in vc to hold hands with when he plays re4... And then not asking anyone because he is a stupid idiot who doesn't want to bother people. I bet a lot of the boys don't realize how much he wants to join things because he never fucking expresses it. I hate him.

>>47795595
AXEL, OPEN YOUR HEART DAMN IT!!! DON'T FEAR THE POTENTIAL REJECTION!!!!

Axel and manechan missionary sex.

>>47795938
t. gorimane

They're having fun playing rust.... Gorimane-san.... Rust perms onegai.....

guess valhalla arc is dead, huh?

>>47796085
they didn't even make it to the plains...

>>47796085
vns aren't for everybody

Fuck whoever posted that Magni aibot link. I got to work late because that

>>47791579
I think he's disappointed about the rust thing

GORIMANE-SAN THE RUST PERMS ONEGAIII

>>47797068
What's with Rust suddenly? I remember there was some stuff with holos playing, but I didn't watch, don't care, then I think La+ wanted to join some irl streamer one and now I see JP stars playing in some server. The ones JP stars are playing in, is that some general JP vtuber server?

/mans/ truly is the newfag central

>>47797295
Answer me. I have a life and don't sit on this board 16h/day, but I'm curious. Why is this game popular among japs anyway all of the sudden, it's been dead for over 5 years. Another case of japs finally catching up to something a decade later?

>>47797416
dating app.. they the grind and it's a shooter

>>47797566
Makes sense why Axel can't get the perms then. Jelly Gorimane doesn't want Axel to hook up will all the qt3.14s in that game

>>47797234
It's a general JP eceleb server, basically the same that the holos couldn't join last year. The server has some more rules now I think and management is being less retarded so hololive and holostars can join now if they get invited by the server owners.

How do we bring back the old /mans/?

>>47797752
Thank you for that simple and comprehensive answer. Now I know. I don't go outside this thread much at all nor do I have time to watch anyone besides Axel that much so I don't know what's happening elsewhere.

>>47797782
Too late

>>47797782
Debut Regulus/Tempus 3, watch streams and rape all of the VG sisters

>>47797782
We need a sacrifice, here put on this dress

mdhjgncnmmmhhh i just wanna draw more of the boys bros i dont wanna go in the wage cage

>>47798025
Good luck anon…

I hope tempus gets new outfits soon, outfit reveal days are so fun. Is it too early for them to get one?

>>47798239
Wait until summer. June, maybe.

>>47798239
Hopefully HQ gets something on their anni

>>47797782
Shouldn't have allowed the women to turn this place into their tumblr/twitter lite gathering ground.

>>47797888
can't wait for Regulus Altarus

>>47797782
A tiddy pic from fujos/yumes toll for entering this thread. I think that's pretty fair

>>47798025
Mood brother

>>47798543
all your getting is fat hairy homo asses and landwhale vestie tits

Poor Axel and Leo are still crying on twitter about not being invited to the rust server lol. It's extra silly when one of them works for one of the server owners. Also what would Axel actually do if he got in, he'd probably end up like rpr

>>47799065
Why do they hate aussies so much...

>>47798543
Fuck that. I want to see them fight each other barehanded.

https://puzzle.aggie.io/_J_9op
birbday puzzle

this is nice

>>47799065
>he'd probably end up like rpr
Hitting on Astel?

>>47799065
Is it just management issue?

>>47799341
Hakka and Shinri cute~

>>47799399
Yea basically just chasing around the 1 or 2 people he knows in the server and just kinda awkwardly standing around when he can't

>>47799421
No, the server is invite only. So it's up to VCR.

>>47799065
Isn't it just too late? The server will shut down soon

>>47799341
MECHABIRD MY BELOVED

>>47799341
Hakka and altare,,, cute

>>47799501
astel literally DM the server owner for an invite. if axel can't get it it's either management or he is fucking stupid.

>>47799546
There are still plenty of people joining today, on the holopro side alone all of Roberu, Gamma, Rio and Towa joined today. Axel and Leo just can't get invited.

just finished axel's RE vod, it was a blast. aniki game streams are so much fun, wish he gave himself more credit as a streamer.

Axel should just PM rpr and ask how he to get invited
Axel, I know you read this shit, so just ask rpr

>>47785739
It's really surprising to see a cute art around here these days

>>47799694
He and Leo already talked to rpr about it

does any sister know the source of this art?

>>47791775
You saw Rio's anniversary stream? Guy got connections everywhere in the industry

>>47797416
jp life boring rust exciting

>>47799694
rpr already said "I can't help you, and you know why", so presumably he can't get them in for a reason and it's not as easy as just asking the people they know for help.

>>47799065
Isn't it just Leo? And Axel saying that Leo is begging too much at this point?

>>47799638
Axel said he can't personally DM people

>>47800317
Welp that's the problem then. Management doesn't allow him to do that.

>>47800301
huh? they've both been begging

>>47800301
No lol Axel's basically doing the japanese version of "so much this"

>>47799770
Despite using a few different engines the only thing that comes up in reverse search is 4chan, and the first instance it was posted it had a custom filename and the request for source went unanswered so I'm going to assume it was a drawanon

>>47799770
pretty sure it's from a drawanon /here/

>>47800379
Yeah during Apex, but is Axel also begging on twitter? I thought it was kust a bit

>>47800354
Yeah, it's the same reason why he couldn't get a jp team for vsaikyo. He went to Towa to ask for help I think, she gave him some names, he sent it to management but it was their day off and so he had to ask Selen/Magni.

>>47799694
Axel already did.
People need to start believing Axel already when he said multiple times that it's difficult to collab with certain group or people (Let be real, he means female JP vtubers as RPR blatantly told us last Apex stream) due to managers autism. If Axel listen to half of the advice this thread is telling him, he would get bonk big time.

>>47800317
I find that so extremely hard to believe, especially after seeing how adverse he is to message basic questions during vsaikyo, it's a good cover though

>>47799694
rpr got invited because the person that invited him knows one of the server owners.

>>47800527
>especially after seeing how adverse he is to message basic questions during vsaikyo
Well it could just be that he's trying to avoid getting in problem. There's a reason why he's unbonkable, he follows management like a good boy despite having to delete so many videos.

>>47800602
That's fair

>>47786072
Will the healing happen? Or will the Naked Dogeza Part 2 Electric Boogaloo bless this board once more?

>>47800527
I sort of agree that he is averse to just asking but he did say he DMd Hal personally and that's how he got into VSaikyo so we should give him credit for that at least

>>47800642
That's a good point too, but that also shows he's done it before

>>47800427
>>47800435
thank you, drawanon love ;_;

>>47800503
You're literally the only correct person here.

Why are guys so distrusting.
>Talent said x
>Nah, x is a lie. No way that's true
>Turn out x was the truth all along.
It's fucking WoW private video all over again. You guys love coming up with rrats when we already know the truth.

>>47789148
We're on a roller coaster that only goes down. We may be falling but you can be damn fucking sure we're having all the fun in the world

>>47799770
It's a /here/ drawanon

nooooo, we're missing out on Rust, I'm so saaaad :)

>>47800883
I don't want to watch Rust tbf but I want Axel to get in because he wants it

>>47799476
But axel is an extrovert and can speak japanese. Also he's women magnet or whatever :^)

I just broke up with my abusive boyfriend. good morning /MANS/

>>47800883
ngl, I don't like Rust because it can always lead to drama if it's missing some strict rules. Not to mention this is gonna be in japanese and I'm EOP so I won't even be able to enjoy it.
But Axel wants to play, he's talked many times that he wants to make connection with different people, so I want him to succeed with that

>>47801049
Good girl, the only abusive man you need in your life is Regis Altare.

>>47801111
checked

>>47801049
Proud of you anon, stay safe

>>47801147
thank you anon im feeling empty and drained a bit heartbroken too but it also feels like I finally got some heavy weights that've been on my shoulders for half a decade off..only challenge now is to stay away

>>47801111
im a vestie but pretty based. i'd let leader ruin my life

>>47801060
NTA but I read some posts from other threads saying that they applied some rules to make the server more drama-free. Hence the invite thing so they can minimize the chances of griefer joining.

>>47801272
wtf that femtare is cute as hell.

>>47788061
better add this too
>Rust Rio
>Rust Roberu
>Rust Gamma

life truly is painful

i love mama's shitpost asmrs i just wish they were longer

hi :3

>>47801272
You see, Leader is the kind of guy to compliment you after leaving you crying on the floor, which will make you feel good and guilty of crying.
Nowa on the other hand will ghost you and make you miss him until he comes back.
Both abusive but one feels better I guess?
t. abusive man

>>47801272
Mercury Adept leader

>>47801591
stream you lazy kimchi fuck

>>47801049
I am very proud of you, that is a huge step! I hope you can start to feel better soon!

>>47801049
Proud of you, anon.

I MISS HIM

I need more bloody Magni stat. My motivation on axmag canni is waning and I'm so close man
someone,,, anyone. Please

>>47802064

>>47802048
things just aren’t the same without him man…

Goodmorning /MANS/
what streams are you looking forward to most today?its okay if you cant decide!~

>>47802128
Hot. thank you, I'll jerk off to that later.

>>47800732
kek it was funny how anons kept insisting shit

>>47802189
Hakka's full (?) tempus collab

>>47802189
is loteria tonight? that one if it is

>>47802189
lotiera collab and vespers menshi watchalong

>>47800732
theyre just fucking with you to get a reaction anon lol

>Vesper says that he was like Axel in the past
>Vesper goes berserk after Xcom fiasco, probably calling slurs to his manager
>Axel have hard time for VCR Rust perms
What are the chances Axel going full bogan and calling Gorimane a worthless cunt?

>>47802189
vesper menshi watchalong/art review and bday streams

>>47802299
0, axel is smarter than to social suicide on the jp side

>>47802189
Gm. Just Hakka's stuff

>>47802064
You can't promise me a cannibalism fic with my favorite dog boy and not deliver!

>>47802189
Every hakka's streams

>>47802189
I will be watching my bros streams today
no more holostars for the rest of the week.

>>47802299
Zero. Axel is a good guy, he may talk shit on stream about why he can't join and receive a soft bonk (as happened in the past) but he won't go mad directly at management.

>>47802299
Vesper might have been like Axel in the past but Axel is not like Vesper

So latin anons, what exactly is Loteria? What is the thing with the cards?

thinking about fat hakkito tits

>>47802189
flay's stream and if altare shows up for hakka's bday i'll make an effort to stay awake for it

>>47802487
i haven't played since i was a kid but isn't it basically bingo? you get random numbers and match it with the ones on your card

Altare watchalong - Hereditary or The Thing?

>>47802616
hereditary

>>47802599
Oh is that so? I'm curious about how Hakka is gonna make it interesting then, aside from someone yelling LOTERIAAA

>>47802616
Hereditary was really fun (in terms of reactions from him, the actual movie is pretty fucked up and depressing if you haven’t seen it). He thought it would be a cheap jumpscare horror movie and seemed to enjoy it being deeper than that.

>>47802616
The Thing was very nice, you could see the zoomer inside of him appreciating the work done before CGI was a thing

>>47802616
iirc Altare reacted more during hereditary, I didn't like either movie though... horror isn't for me

>>47802736
I haven't seen it. should I watch it by myself first then just see his reactions?

>>47802262
>>47802350
>>47802412
Oh duh, thats right. Weekend of hakka starts today!
>>47802517
Flay buddy....stay comfy...hope your altare gets back soon~

>>47802844
No, watch it with him!

>>47802844
nta it's disturbing af so it's better to watch with someone honestly

>>47802715
Maybe he'll plan batsus or special prizes for the winners/losers, depends on how he played it desu, my family used to bet money and the winner took everything if they completed the card so it might be different for hakka

>>47802736
ahhhh yeah I saw that back when Ameeeee did a bunch of horror movies. Def had some real moments that made me mentally uncomfortable

>>47802806
I hate horror movies too. maybe I should do the Monty python watchalong

>>47802970
monthy python... now that's a name i haven't heard in a long time

>>47802970
Man good times... the Monty Python one was a lot of fun

>>47802970
It's been 84 years...

>>47802970
we got an actual altnowa sex audio out of that...where have the times gone my god...

>>47803218
i miss altnowa

I wish Magni did more watchalongs :-( I don't want to watch sonic prime

>>47803279
i believe we'll have another arc..someday..i'll never let go

Mama...

>>47803343
Sonic prime was good though

>>47803343
Tempurple Shin Godzilla watchalong when?

>>47803279
I cant believe this arc was real ToT

favourite Altnowa moment?

Shinri Twitter space
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1649429405335158786

>>47803343
Drunk breathing Magni during sonic prime was cute though.

caught up with axel's re4 vod and i forgot axel's streams were so short

>>47803343
He drew us in bed with him it was amazing

>>47802371
I am TRYING. Its only at 1k and not done lol. I'll continue up until I pass out but its late, and I aint gonna go post some half baked pie weights still in garbage.
Please wait patiently

>>47803529
>Vesper lowering/softening his voice for Altare when he joined his morning zatsu because he was sleepy
>Vesper spending the most time on his MS paint Altare drawing out of all the HQ boys
>Altare calling himself Vesper's blue waifu
>Vesper talking about how he wanted to take Altare's traumas away
>the entire interview between the two
>them two calling each other their oshis
>Vesper and Altare's minecraft collabs

theres too many moments. god thinking about it just makes me more upset I hope things can go back to normal between the two..but the past is the past

>>47803679
(cont'd) i still find it funny how even Kronii saw something between the two and made jokes about them two being married. i'll never not believe there was something genuinely going on between these two

>>47803531
shinri....

https://cover.lnk.to/ShatteredWings

Why are Axel and Astel barely interacting anymore?

>>47803679
I found Tempus in January so its very hard for me to believe these actually happened

>>47803673
I will wait for you anon, take all the time you need

>>47803529
Just all of early Altnowa, when Ves was always so cute about Altare, huhu~

>>47801049
A great first step femanon. Or guyanon, if you're into that shit.

>>47803500
As long as it's not members-only

>>47738400

Was Axel in the wrong?

Are we excited?

Oh sweet! Early morning snacks!

kys catalognigger

>>47803679
I don't think there's any bad blood but it's not the same anymore, like the magic is dead. When was the last time we heard Altare name drop Vesper in that very specific adoring tone of voice?

kys crossposter

>>47803996
I don't even know how the game is played

>>47803888
Incan’t believe there are anons who missed the altnowa golden age…

>>47803996
Is it gonna be handcam stuff like Altare did or something else? Also what the fuck is Loteria/Ioteria?

>>47803888
Not a fujo but I remember some of those.

>>47803996
We are excited. Altare is not. He even had to meditate because he's dreading it so much

>>47803996
I'm always excited for full tempus

>>47803888
photo evidence

>>47803854
Idk maybe they don't vibe with each other that much

>>47803996
So what's this supposed to be?

>>47803854
Based on Gamma's Rust stream from a few minutes ago, it seems Astel is busy gunning down his vulnerable kouhai with women

>>47803679
It really feels surreal at this point...

>>47804110
Menheras are difficult match ups for Axel

>>47804173
Maguni...

>>47804062
>how the game is played
https://youtu.be/HYxcclpQjH0?t=138

>>47804108
WOW

>>47804146
Why manlet like Astel enunciate so much rizz? What is his secret?

>>47803996
>flayon & hakka cards on top facing eachother
mechabird real....

>>47804224
Damn you guys actually know the lyrics?

GOOD MORNING /MANS/ IT'S MY CUTE BIRD SON'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! remember to leave a like (and maybe comment) on his birthday streams!

>>47803996
Yeah because it's my hermanito's project

>>47803888
I actually excluded a lot more shit because the post would be too long. I mean there was a point Vesper had a notebook dedicated to just Altare.

theres a reason there was a big shipping cult behind it /here/ anon

>>47804265
they are having discord sex now as we speak

>>47804264
Kusogaki with massive PASSION

>>47803996
>Altnowa
>Mechabird
>Kintama Bros
>Clownfish
These are canon ships according to Hakka

>>47804306
I know the lyrics to Top of Your Girl

>>47804321
Of course! Your birb son is giving us a full tempus stream. I WILL FOREVER LOVE HIM FOR THAT

>>47804411
based tastes

>>47804413
PROVE IT

>>47804411
i see
>shinowaxel
>tempurple
>altmachi

>>47804501
lmao you're right

>>47804321
HECK YEAH I'm so excited for every streams, especially karaoke because he never fails to impress me

>>47804217
that's why you can count all axmag collabs on a single hand

potential yabs for mamabirb appearance?

>>47804264
His big hard AMBITION

>>47804540
that's a low blow

>>47804553
She will beat him with a slipper the moment he says fuck

>>47804553
hakka's real name

>>47804638
Kek. I can already hear it

>>47804553
Imagine the sex

>>47804553
basically guaranteed even if he coaches her

>>47804638
don't latina moms use pet names a lot their kids?

>score a gig at holostars
>forced to graduate because your mom yabs on stream
Call me crazy but I think him doing that stream is kinda retarded

>>47804680
But can she beat the Calli Grandma Doxx RTA.

>>47804714
Let him cook

>>47804709
I confirm but it depends on the mom and the moment.

>>47804709
yeah, then they pull your actual name when they scold you which will probably happen if they're cooking together

>>47804670
well, he Is the man of the house now after all …

>>47804714
Turns out his name was Carlos, the most common name for spic males