/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>47620992
that's why I watch male vtubers only for kino high level gameplay

>bad at video games
>top 500 in apex

>>47620992
True

>>47621273
>top 500 in apex
Ages ago carried by males

>>47621379
twa...

>>47621273
>Boosted bitch

>>47620992
Women are just inferior to men.
There isn't a single person who can name 5 things that women are better than men at.

>>47621379
taa.....

>>47621379
Towenty...

>>47621947
1. gossiping
2. being annoying
3. giving birth
4. being sexy
5. being irrational

>>47622484
>better than men at
>giving birth
uhh

>>47620992
Yes. And grass is green

>>47621379
Tookda Towenty..

>>47622591
yeah in the same way a bird is better at flying than a human

>>47621273
>57th out of 60 in Vsaikyo

>>47621947
>being cute
>being funny
>uh, being jackie chan?

>>47623051
she was held back by the shitters on her team

>>47620992
Sad!

>>47623164
>she was held back by the plat player who finished in like 20th

>>47621947
>gaslighting
>girlbossing
>gatekeeping
>playing victim
>finding clitorises

>>47622484
>3. giving birth
Not in current year. Men are equally good at birthing

>>47620992
She wanted to duck the responsibility of being IGL but kept clashing with Axel's IGL because he was inexperienced... guess what retard, you should have realized that at the start and not put the pressure on him.

>>47623164
>game 4

So the guy who called her a boosted bitch was right?

>>47621947
>menstruating
>giving birth
>breastfeeding
>nurturing
>caretaking
If you disagree with any of these you're a troon or were abused by your mother. Women are good at being women (and nothing else).

>>47623955
Bro of course he was right. The only vtuber ive seen who got high rank in Apex playing solo was Aqua. Every other one plays with male friends who are better than her and carry.

>>47621947
1.some are good artists
2.some are good singers
3.rimjobs
4.???
5.whoring for money

>>47620992
>>47621870
>>47623955
>>47624121
Of course she's a boosted bitch, that's why she go so triggered when they said that. She knows deep down it's true.

Luckily, her job doesn't require her to be good at games, however she's probably better than all of the Dragoons watching. Just playing and looking cute is enough for her fans, but she insists on getting raped in all of these gaypex tournaments and ends up a salty mess every time.

When will the daughter of Grimace learn? Pay game, collect tips, and if you really insist on doing tournaments, don't have a crap attack when you lose.

>>47620992
Such is fate.
Females always get destroyed in professional gaming

>>47623686
It's funny because Axel's response to her shitting on him was "donmai! ggs!". Axel is too good for this world.

>>47624087
now do single parenting and SIDS

>>47624568
Where's the guy that posts the list of Selen breakdowns every time she's mentioned in a thread?

>>47624643
The winner of the tournament was an all girls team. Selen just cracked and instead of reflecting on herself decided to blame Axel and wash her hands of it.

>>47624748
If a single father isn't molesting his kid he's probably raising it better than a single mother. It takes an exemplary woman to not shit the bed without a man to keep her in line.

>>47621379
Twi...

>>47624809
Breakdown 1:
>playing Apex with bonbon, fun stream
>suddenly get messaged by Gorilla they're looking for another team for their tournament
>she agrees out of pride, although you can see her suddenly get really nervous
>the tournament happens, she gets completely shit on
>starts getting more and more anxious, the laughing stopped
>getting angry and frustrated with BonBon because he's a worse player than her, ordering him around and frustrated he doesn't listen
>has something of a mental breakdown, the mood completely changed, people watching are genuinely worried about her.

Breakdown 2:
>enters another tournament, gets teamed up with BonBon because they get along well in the past
>this time BonBon promises to follow her instructions
>get completely shit on again, can barely even kill a single person and get wiped every time
>once again, the mood goes cold
>no more laughing, quiet angst and brooding anger
>Bonbon wants to switch characters to his main, she gets extremely angry and they fight on stream
>by the end, stress levels are at maximum
>BonBon has a crying breakdown on stream, openly sobbing (blames it on kidney stones)
>Selen and Bonbon's relationship is permanently damaged

Breakdown 3:
>Challenges the other NijiEN girls to a "kill race", expecting to win easily
>they turn out to be much better players than she anticipated
>start racking up kills while she is getting wiped out instantly
>slowly dawns on her she's going to lose
>Finana sniping like a god, Elira proficiently wiping entire teams
>Selen suffers a complete mental breakdown, once again the laughing stops and she grows cold
>starts making excuses, Elira just chuckles a bit at her the whole time
>later Selen clipped the vod to remove the menhera rant, but it's still in Elira's vod

Breakdown 4:
>wants to play MGR to impress Pomu
>gamer girl can play on normal mode no problem right?
>she sucked, she sucked really bad
>couldn't even beat the tutorial miniboss
>chat is telling her she sucks, she goes menhera
>stops the game, plays every single tutorial while badmouthing chat
>viewers plummet and never bounce back
>somewhat recovers by the end of the stream, but still a painful experience
>says she won't play any more Metal Gear games cursing "backseaters"

Breakdown 5:
>collab with RPR and some other guy
>shitting the bed
>RPR and the other dude keep bantering about her choking
>Selen ends the collab early saying she doesn't feel well and can't perform

Someone needs to add this year's vsaikyo as breakdown 6

>>47625273
where can i watch #5

>>47621379
Twap...

>>47625486
https://www.youtube.com/live/7bWD-3DnMy0?feature=share&t=12417

>>47625273
Thanks anon.

>Breakdown 4
Did MGR really get her that mad? Didn't watch the vod because it was 10 hours long, now I know why. Sound funny as shit though.

>>47625486
It was this one, wasn't it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM5473Ic99Q

>>47625781
>>47625827
The absolute state lmfao

>>47624568
>>47625273
>>47625796
>>47625827
>>47625907
you five are sad bullies do you feel good? how dare you post A list of bull shit, out of contest clip and a movie about butt fucking slaves you need to think before you post this

>>47620992
>>47621947
>>47622623
>>47624643
All girls team won the entire thing btw.

>>47626266
Hi selen

>>47626286
the middle one is a male

>>47626266
>doesn't know the context behind Tariq Nasheed's seminal work.
Please go back to whatever discord server you crawled out of.

>>47626266
I'm a happy bully, and yes I feel good.

>>47621386
You can't be carried to top 500

>>47626394
Interesting cope, but that isn't Pakael.
https://www.youtube.com/live/_sPiJ9vFyJo?feature=share&t=1033

>>47626576
Selen's living proof that's not true

>>47626652
Deron's a boy retard

>>47626266
lol it's not our fault that the purple buck got broken. Tell her to stop playing tourney's if she can't take it when she loses.

>>47626675
No. You can't be carried to top 500.
Deal with it.

>>47626675
you can be the weakest link in your group, but you can't be carried. There's no conceivable way for 2 people to carry a dead weight to preds anon. She pulled her weight even it was the smallest of the 3.

>>47623164
She was worse than them.

>>47626726
Annnnnd you can totally prove that right? Again, interesting cope.

>>47626851
>but you can't be carried.
Matuli.....

>>47626851
>>47626825
Yes, she's legitimately a top 500 player but somehow also the 3rd worst player in vsaikyo lmao, behind absolute shitters like fucking Laplus (pic related btw)

>>47627197
Some smart people are shit test takers.
Selen just doesn't perform well in a competitive enviroment

>>47627311
Incredible cope

>>47627197

>>47625273
Holy shit, I've never liked Elira, but breakdown 3 makes her sound like a chad compared to Selen.

>>47627944
Elira is pretty mature and chill, and it comes through in pretty much everything she does. Selen has exactly one thing she's good at, and when she does bad in it her whole world comes crashing down.

>>47625273
Anyone got a timestamp for the menhera rant in breakdown 3?

so did this selen girl just debut and just casually drop, "Btw i was a 500 rank apex predator" and then proceeds to get shit on by literally everything? If she can't handle not having the skills to back it up when the time comes maybe don't mention it? Don't brag about it?

>>47628524
>so did this selen girl just debut and just casually drop, "Btw i was a 500 rank apex predator" and then proceeds to get shit on by literally everything?
Pretty much lmao

>>47628524
>>47628559
She did a solo to masters. The skill is there, but she doesn't do well in tourneys. At least she didn't get as mindbroken as Aqua.

>>47628524
I got to Plat3 in a week in 2021 despite not playing the game for a year and could do the same right now to Master if I had time to waste. Apex is the fps with the most flawed and exploitable ranked system in existence, you can reach Gold or even Plat by literally just afking entire game behind walls and get +80 points by final placement alone despite doing not a single damage the entire game. Reaching master only requires a placement above 10 and at least 2 or 3 kills every game, something anyone retard that played a couple of fps can achieve easily especially with good weapons and gamesense, the only difficult part is doing it each and every game which is only hard because the game on the ladder is pure RNG on what weapon you're gonna get when dropping.
Remember that a single top1 can get you +1 rank level like Plat4 to Plat3, so if you manage to do several in a good day you can basically grind an entire rank in a single session by pure luck. Also TrioQ is basically cheating, literally everyone can go to Master in a good trio, informations and basic coordination clears the entire ladder up to Diamond.

>>47629139
1. her solo masters was during the period when it was the easiest to get masters. It was literally just diamond 1-3 people moving to masters
2. She doesn't have the skill. No, having a 1 battle moment doesn't justify the 20 games of choke
3. Aqua got mindbroken during her masters climb cuz she was naive. When she lost the tournament, she just shrugged it off and was the one to cheer up towa. She even made fun of antis during the stream. Aqua just stopped giving a fuck in terms of everything whether is playing competitively or just even streaming.

>>47621386
>still basking to that glorious day

>>47629474
Aqua literally went on a hiatus because of the choke and gave up APEX forever, holoshitter. You won't get to memory hole that.

>>47621386
>carried
t.Apexless fag

>>47629474
>1. her solo masters was during the period when it was the easiest to get masters.
holy cope

>>47620992
>dragon racer
>never play racing game on stream

>>47621164
fpbp

>>47625273
Someones gotta take one for the team and plug some holes.

>>47629749
but it literally was and they even changed how ranked worked soon after to filter all of the shitters trying to get to masters and pred
fucking fagoons

>>47621947
True. This is why male vtubers are superior and should take over the vtubing scene.

She's better than me and 90% of posters so...

>>47630016
Alright...
*unzips benis*

>>47630027
>I-it doesn't count

>>47629139
As someone that's been on tourneys in the past, not specifically for Apex mind you... It is a completely different experience playing on a tournament over playing solo since the entire tournament you're not only fighting against other players of similar skill but also against your own nerves.

Things that you practiced for endless hours and can do with your eyes closed suddenly start missing, your legs start shaking and you second doubt yourself on every single choice that you make. I would have thought being a streamer would help her deal with those kinds of nerves better but I guess tournament nerves really can only be controlled by constantly going to them.

>boosted to top 500
>boosted to top 150 in overawatch 2
LOL u guys are not real

>>47630207
bcs it isnt
lot people see season 12 as throwaway
people just rats and do absolutely nothing

>>47631003
I could wipe the floor with Selen on Overwatch whenever I want and from the gameplay I've seen of her she's washed as fuck AND plays healer which is basically cheating.
t. played in Open division backed in 2018

>>47631003
Please understand, Ethyriashart has to deflect with Selen since his oshi is a yab machine

>>47629474
>>47630027
>>47631076
>leaves out the fact that it was only easy to hit masters if you were in a team
>solo q players got fucked the hardest by the system which makes her achievement more impressive
LOL faggot

>>47621273
Really? I didn't notice from her absolute piss poor performance in literally every tournament she took part in

>>47620992
SELEN I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, I AM REALLY GOOD AT SPLATOON

This night here attacking and defending Selen at the same time

>>47626286
Noa and Mimi are pointfrauds so their win doesn't count.

>>47638941
And somehow altare, kuzuha, gorilla and kanae are all ok points.
Keep coping ma'am.

>>47638941
Noah is unga bunga brainlet, Mimi is mimidiocre and Deron just simply suck . Their point is rightfully given.

>>47639120
nigger, gorilla is already 11pts, he can't have an 8pter or 9pter on his team ever
astel is the more appropriate pointfraud, he averages out the highest damage but begs hal to not have him at 11pts because he's "limited" to using his main

>wahman suck lullulul
>Women win the tournament
>It doesn't count!!!
What is with this cope?

>>47639120
>Kuzuha
Gold/Diamond shitter. He's proof that tourney performance has little to do with rank since he won last year. There's no scam on him.

>>47623164
Literally placed under them, cope dragkek

>>47639120
gorilla’s entire schtick for vsaikyou is the fact its him singlehandedly trying to carry 2 rocks to a win you literally can not make it harder on him

>>47639736
Points are more equivalent to fragging than to IGL. Ibrahim is a great IGL but he's just worth 7pts(8pts if Hal didn't suck his cock). Noa was always in top 3 kills throughout the scrims and tournament. Noa also had a great showing last year with her kills an damage. She's worth 10pts if fucking Tsuna is at 10pts.

>>47626266
Best fucking post I've ever read on this board. lmao

>>47639945
So counting Selen's private account is ok but not counting Kuzuha's?
Selen never once hit pred on her work account btw.

>>47639747
>>47640131
I swear to god I'm either high or Hal said he'd work on lowering gorilla to make it slightly fairer / easier for him, hence why I called it point fraud for gorilla though that was more in his favour than not.

>>47640356
She did a climb to masters twice on stream (first with a team and then solo). That's enough to place her at 10. If they were counting her top 500 pred rank she would've been a 11 pointer like Gorilla.

If only Bora is here....

>>47639945
>Gold/Diamond
Impressive, he skipped plat entirely.

>>47640542
Just saying that Hal specifically chooses who goes where at master and above anywhere between 8-10.
She could have easily been an 8 or 9 but Hal deemed it that the earlier you get there, the higher points you are.
Now I don't know what season selen got masters on stream, but her pred in early season (think 5 or 6?) when it was considered hard or whatever, was deemed even higher than Gorilla

>>47624121
what about chihiro? She too soloed to masters, and was able to take down aqua in a 1v1

>>47641229
>what season selen got masters on stream,
Pretty sure they're referring to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfFQjgrMm30&list=PLLU5I7Qw4tXQW5-AF2KypWnS-kakF07hE&index=10
So season 12 lmao

>>47641518
I'm 95% sure a lot of the other masters players got theirs around there or earlier and are 8 or 9 points.
So no, Hal most definitely considered her rm / private accounts rank.
Which loops back to what I said about Hal not considering Kuzuha's private masters / pred account but is fully willing to take in Selen's.

>>47622484
>4.Being sexy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utpCNBqvW5g

>>47639861
Whatever, roastoid. Post tits or GTFO

>>47622484
>1. gossiping
>2. being annoying
Just take one look at this shithole, I'd say we have them beat at that.

>>47628348
Seconded. That #5 one was brutal. I want to see more.

>>47639736
noah is their igl retard

>>47639747
Hal has never considered Astel 11pt, he's 10pt. The Mad Maggie limitation was only last Vsaikyou to make him 9pt. This Vsaikyou he was 10pt and used Maggie because he wanted to. He was actually planning on using Fuse if the map was Olympus like initially planned.

>>47626851
>the weakest link in your group, but you can't be carr
Towa was 7th place and she's deadlast in the game, getting carried is trurth. I will admit that the homos cracked under pressure, especially the orange one man, Faggot's been making shit calls when Selen's calls were better.

>>47621164
>male vtubers
>kino
try again

>>47621273
You conveniently left out how she got boosted there by two pred guys in an early season. She plays like a low diamond at best.

>>47621273
considering how bad she is when she actually streams, she probably just got carried or used hacks

>>47645507
True sister, I bet you really enjoy Shu Valorant streams!

>>47645196
If she wanted to be igl she should've assumed the role from the start instead of going
> I will not be IGL, thank fucking god, because I hate being IGL
> I'd rather listen and frag
And then halfway through the match start countercalling your igl and messing up the team even more

>>47645196
I mean the nigga at least gave it a shot, Was axel mediocre, yes he was but he stepped up to the plate, and fucking tried. I respect the effort, But it should have been Selen IGL, she does have a fucking clue what to do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vsvznh5PrHk

It shows in the video, but jesus christ that girl cannot perform under pressure at all. I mean I remember Nocturnal saying that to Selen too that she has to get her nerves under control.

>>47631003
>her two gaming achievements are team-based games known for easy boosting
rumao
I know at least two e-grills that are absolute trash at OW, but got carried to GM by holding left button as Mercy.

>>47645806
Selen deliberately pushed the role to Axel because she doesn't want to deal with the stress of it, and then spent the entire match being starscream questioning every one of axel's calls before straight up trying to wrest control of the igl position away

>>47626286
Funny how the retards posting in here ignored this so blatantly.

>>47641072
There's a girl that sounds just like her.
But it couldn't be Bora, because that girl is pure-blood yamato Japanese, and Bora is Korean.

>>47647306
Stay mad roastie

>>47641628
Those who can climb to master solo is assumed to be able to make pred in a stack. Aqua was 10 points for the same reason. Aqua did her solo climb in a harder season though.

>>47625273
>Breakdown 4:
>>stops the game, plays every single tutorial while badmouthing chat
>>viewers plummet and never bounce back
>>somewhat recovers by the end of the stream, but still a painful experience
is there a chart for this anywhere? i'm curious how bad the drop was

>>47648358
Only metal gear I can find of hers at a glance
https://vrabi.net/video/_Xfg1gifKGs

>Towa finishes last
>all the threads are shitting on Selen instead
??????????????????

>>47626286
Can't believe purple Pekora won

>>47650121
Ennaschizo and Nijisisters please understand
Not to mention the random shitposters that joined too

>>47650050
appreciate it
seems like she restarted to do the tutorials around 1:25:00
big drop in viewers seems to occur around 1:55:00, when she FINISHED the tutorial, kind of funny
but she was acting pretty bitchy so i totally get why people would leave

>>47650121
i still don't understand how towa jobbed so hard
her average damage was 50, did she just miss every fucking shot?

>>47650178
Yeah the holofags are behind it, thank you for explaining it to me.

>>47650121
>>47650178
point to me where towa tried to take control after refusing to be the leader weeks ago and then had a meltdown mid tourney and just throwing the last two games and goes silent for days only to drop a twitter rant

>>47650863
>Twitter rant
>just a normal explanation of the situation
???

>>47650121
Towa wasn't a supposed god gamer top 500 pred nigh-pro bro.

>>47650907
so you can't
sasuga fagoons
but keep trying to blame it on the ebil holos when all you fags keep saying she should've been in holo for a year and half now

>>47650989
>leh evil holos
kek, you are not fooling anyone /NijiEN/faggot
Keep making threads, that wont erase all the shit that Ethyria and the homos did on the branch

>>47650989
I will stab you in the face, Ennatard.

>>47650989
>aloucreeps trying to falseflag as holobronies to start a tribal war
Enna. Not even ONCE.

>>47650989
>>47651146
Are you guys in the midst of a Niji civil war or something?

>>47651669
Selel...

>>47651669
>Nijisanji
>Civil Wars
Many such cases

>>47621947
>There isn't a single person who can name 5 things that women are better than men at.
Men are even better at being women than women are. Look around you. Men are taking over womens' sports teams, womens' bathrooms, every womens' space. Men are stripping the mantle of the divine feminine from women and wearing it themselves, and forcing women to submit and call them real women as well. It's over, sisters. The future is male.

>>47647736
You will always be a SEAnig.

>>47625273
If you're not a Nijisanji EN member, DO NOT collab with her!
She's cursed!!
>Bobon got kidney issues
>Laila got suspended and later doxxed by her own company (curse later spread to the entire company)
>Bora graduated from NijiKR
>Pochi got sick
>Uto got sick, and is graduating soon
>Qu-chan lessens her streaming activities and later graduated
>Kanae got COVID
>Hana, Siska, Mika, Bobon, Ban Hada, Ha Yun, Yang Nari, Suha Min, ID and KR branch dissolved
>Dtto got COVID
>rpr's team got obeliterated in ALGS: 2022 Split 2 Playoffs
>Mumei caught asthma
>Pikamee got harassed, later graduated
If you're a Tempus hater, rejoice. The curse is now upon Axel and Regis waiting to happen.

>>47620992
Do you think people watch women because they are good at video games? Really man? Really?

I'll believe she's good at FPS when she wins Carmack's car in a deathmatch tournament

>>47645507
>or used hacks
Given how she decided not to stream future tournaments, I wonder if she at least considered purchasing hacks.

>>47656494
It's definitely suspicious, keep an eye out lads

>>47656416
Fucking based. Frankly if a game was made after 1999 it's not worth competing in.

>>47620992
Didn't 3 female chubas get the most #1 places throught the tournament?

>>47657071
Hilariously based and kinda true.

>>47657295
Yup

>>47657313
Why is Artosisposting a thing now

>>47639945
You are retarded

>>47640163
Points are just based on your highest historical rank

>>47655484
I’m not even brown but if rather be a SEAjogger than an emasculated estrogenic platypus than you

>>47655484
>someone is shitting on nijisanji, must be a seanig
Why are nijiniggers so racist.

>>47655628
>>Mumei caught asthma
Do you even know what asthma is?

LMAO fujo trash coping hard. All girls team won. Male vtubers are boring shit and can't even do one thing they are supposed to be good at. VSPO really mindbroke fujos.

>>47657295
Yes they also won the tournament. Hell La+ all girls team also got champion. And VSPO is going to rape the Valorant vsaikyo.

>>47622484
>1. gossiping
>2. being annoying
>5. being irrational
>he don't know

>>47660379
>he isn't racist
Go back to r*ddit

>>47620992
>be me
>complete fucking idiot
>addicted to drama
>didn't follow event (picrel)
>shits up 4chan
many such cases

>>47660489
Lol fuck those homos I just hate women more

>>47655628
Bora and qu chan's reincarnations were for the best
So more blessing than curse

>>47650121
Towa never claims to be some super gamer like Selen nor is she taking a game as serious.
The fuck are you trying to prove here? Their mentalities of going into the game are night and day.

>>47623164
Altare is 22nd out of 60.
Keep coping, your purple lardass oshi will never get good at Apex, dragkek.

>>47622736
Oh yeah?
>invents planes

>>47661865
SILENCE HUMAN

>>47661857
Lmao imagine finishing like 40 places behind the 3 point noob

>>47621379
Twig...

>>47620992
forgive her

Reminder that Selen is an honorary holo
These anti threads are from Elira's clique

>>47666006
Pako is a traitor and a homo watcher

>>47665929
No.

>>47643059
Wash your penis

>>47669682
You're not my mom

>>47650984
Aqua was and they finished 16 last year.

>>47671575
So they finished above Selen? What's your point?

>>47621273
yes