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I'm sorry chumbies. i can't ztream today because my isp hort, tummy hort, head hort, pc hort, anxiety hort, depression hort, pussy hort, back hort, sunburn hort, moving hort, health hort, japan hort, and garlic bread hort. Please understand.

>> No.47269361
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47269361

woah are you the real guar gum?

>> No.47269391

>>47269328
Take all the time you need, I have better whores to watch

>> No.47269404

A-At least your dog is alive, right?
Right?

>> No.47269407

Sad to hear about it, is there any way I can give you money even when you aren't streaming?

>> No.47269505

please buy my new merch. also, i'm really busy working on a project. spoilers, the project is a music video by kanauru and it's going to take seven more months to come out and i'm barely going to stream while my fellow ENs work on five projects at once and still manage to stream 4+ times a week. 'a'!

>> No.47269526

>>47269407
Yes! You can buy my merch. Preferably my daki! It's so cute :3

>> No.47269546

>yet another ESL gura seethe thread

>> No.47269580

But at least you don't interact with males on strea-
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>> No.47269588

>>47269546
>yet another reply to a gura thread

>> No.47269636

>>47269404
The mold has taken it

>> No.47269687

>>47269328
Her chumbies didn't do a good enough job making her feel loved. Mumei's practically at death's door and she still wants to stream until collapse because her hoomans love her.

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>>47269687
does this mean we didn't love chammy enough?

>> No.47271625

>>47269328
all of those are just pretend excuses for alcohol hort but she cant say alcohol hort

>> No.47271850

>>47271143
chammers was loved too much and got pregnant

>> No.47272033
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>>47269328
That’s okay. Just one post on twitter is enough for me. As long as I know my oshi is breathing then she can do whatever she wants. Don’t want to put too much pressure on her. I think one stream every 2-3 months should be the standard for Gura because it lets her really shine when she goes live. Anyone leaving right now is a good thing because it just means they aren’t real Gaul Guerrera fans. Heh, I’m actually glad she doesn’t stream. It helps filter all of the fake fans.

>> No.47274200

Fucking lazy shark

>> No.47274524
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I understand Gura. Raising a child is difficult and stressful.

>> No.47277857

>>47269328
Lol

>> No.47278815
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47278815

Goomba needs to be corrected!! With a mallet and drill!

>> No.47278921
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Here comes the chumcope

>> No.47279171

>>47269328
Ztream already you whore

>> No.47279311

>>47272033

>Gaul Guerrera

There's a limit to how based we can be

>> No.47279483

Gura sashimi, gura fish cakes, gura liver oil, grilled feet, BBQ hands, and her severed head as a decoration, her womb and ovaries preserved in fromalin in a jar, gura is built for cannibalism and harvesting!

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>>47279483
mmm yummy eggs

>> No.47280996

>>47279483
Gura sashimi would give you mercury poisoning

>> No.47285265

>>47280996
How does mercury get into the fish? Is she eating thermometers?

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47285328

>>47269328

>> No.47286012

>>47279483
shark fin soup?

>> No.47286730

>>47269328
>japan hort
Abe...

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>> No.47296050
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>> No.47299262

>>47296050
This gives AI vibes

>> No.47299593

>>47299262
what do you mean?

>> No.47299814
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>>47269328
don't get too smug nakirikek

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>>47269328
Don't worry about it. Your chumpbuddies will believe anything you say.

>> No.47301420

>>47292159
Imagine the sheer possibilities with a woman who literally cannot die. All my /preg/ and /meat/ fetishes would be fulfilled.

>> No.47301468

>>47285265
Mercury will settle in very small amounts into ocean vegetaion, which slowly builds concentration in small fish, then builds up into other fish eating them. The higher up the food chain the higher the concentration becomes.

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>>47269687
I love my owl more and more everyday

>> No.47303092

>>47299814
You have no idea how glad I am to see the incredible karma you fuckers are getting for anti'ing ayame last year

>> No.47303198

>>47272033
you should be thanking mane san for tweeting for her.

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>>47296050
Fishy is such a soft dork!

>> No.47303527

She's busy going to the beach and playing games with her brother and friends.
Remember when she was called out for canceling streams to play Valheim? she's doing it again.

>> No.47303633

>>47303527
brother and friends = take out "and" = brother friends = first letter of the 2 words = bf ... nahone

>> No.47303788

>>47269404
This Virtual Youtuber Adopted And Killed A Dog For Sympathy

>> No.47304093
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47304093

Weird Chuuba Schedule

- Haruna
https://youtu.be/BWuYbtO2CH0

- Zonbko
https://youtu.be/uEm1y58CyOI

- Tsubaki
https://youtu.be/RXPV_0UIQw8

- Fishybone
https://youtu.be/EvO9IQHdM_c

>> No.47304192

>>47269328
I don't care how hard you anti her, I will still stay membered and patiently await her next stream

>> No.47307368

>>47269328
Holy shit its Gawr Gura

>> No.47307479

>>47269687
This.

>> No.47308758

>>47269404
Is her cat still alive?? Or is she injecting him with her energy drinks??

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>>47308758
Probably gave it away because it was a pain to deal with. Her new cat didn't like her very much.

>> No.47309194

>>47303092
>my oshi has made a lot of JP girls fanbases dislike her and this is somehow chumbies fault
and she looks more like a maidservant than an ojou-sama (so that was a fucking lie), have never cared about her since then.
>>47269687
>another delusional hoocuck simping for orcschizo
Wake up, she is a radical right-wing chick which means she doesn't know what is empathy. Walmart gura has no mercy for simps like you.

>> No.47309559

>>47304192
Thank you for your membership money. This month, because of you, Gura's manager was able to afford garlic bread. If she has time she'll be sure to do a stream next month.

>> No.47310106

>>47304192
That's fine but use your "authority" as old time member to tell her that you feel neglected by her lack of communication. What happened to the watchalong and the Minecraft streams she said she would do some time this week? the week is already over.
What happened about being more for her members who were always patient with her? that's what she said a week ago.

>> No.47310150

>>47310106
being more active* for her members

>> No.47311310

>>47269546
retard

>> No.47313445

>please understand
i don't understand because im retarded

>> No.47315618

i genuinely hate her. How could a woman so fortunate be so ungreatfull? It hurts to see

>> No.47315682

>>47315618
i think she is grateful toward "the fans" as a concept, but that it's been more than a year since she thought of "the fans" as being people with thoughts and feelings.

>> No.47316172

>>47315618
her genmates ain't any better either, so by saying 'I hate gura' you actually mean "I'm a numberfag"

"ungrateful" is also a wrong choice of words here, just compare the effort she put in o her 3D showcase (the most important event in a vtubing career) vs any other EN girl's, be it Niji or Holo

>> No.47316365

>>47316172
??? Kiara, mori and even ame have shown gratitud emuch more frequently. You're crazy if you think that

>> No.47316629

New banned word dropped. Maybe was stealth banned for a while but you can't post anything mentioning 'schedule' in her comments or it gets shadowbanned. You have to censor it. How thin is her skin?

>> No.47316799

>>47316365
>Mori
spiteful clout chasing who constantly seeks to own the haters
>Ame
lied about wanting to be an idol to her fans for more than a year, talentless yet doesn't do much to compensate for that
>Kiara
rejected hololive singing idol with crab mentallity and narcissism

god you are so delusional

>> No.47316847

>>47316629
unironic vindictive psycho moment

>> No.47316909

>>47316799
Go fuck yourself. None of them ar emy oshi, but if you wanna insult any of them for working hard, especially kiara, you're human garbage. She's one of the best parts about holoen

>> No.47319005

>>47316847
She's lost it. Check her latest vod comments

>> No.47319140

>>47316799
All of those things are lies. What's the point of making an argument if you're just going to fabricate things? It makes no sense.

>> No.47319517

>>47316629
This is management containment.

>> No.47319669 [DELETED] 

>>47319140
Mori https://litter.catbox.moe/9fhgjz.png
Ame https://litter.catbox.moe/2pbzpm.png
Kiara https://litter.catbox.moe/qx66y3.png

>> No.47319761

>>47319669
Seek professional help

>> No.47319990

>>47316799
>>47319669
Meds

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>>47319669
>Ame https://litter.catbox.moe/2pbzpm.png
As you know, she didn't even write that first bio, that's default one literally given to upon debut. In 2022 she changes it herself, citing that she wants to get better before she is seen as an idol.

Since then she's put Idol back in the description, released an original song, been involved in her second 3D Idol concert, is part of the official cover for the hololive IDOL PROJECT - Topic Our Bright Parade and is soon to be in another 3D concert with with others in HoloEN

>> No.47320395

>>47320088
idk if she still sides with the homos i won't ever see her as idol.

>> No.47320826

>>47320088
Don’t argue with them anon, it’s not worth it

>> No.47321581

>>47320088
And she conveniently changed it exactly during the Tempus debut? just like that?
besides this, she never lied to her fans?
It has been alsmost 3 years, when will she do something to increase her idol reps?
Why did you skip the "talentless yet doesn't do much to compensate for that" part?

>> No.47321874

>>47321581
if i'm not wrong she's an ironic weeb.

>> No.47323903

>>47285328
where amogus

>> No.47324369

>>47319761
you lost this one
now do a naked dogeza

>> No.47329040

powerful

>> No.47330858

>>47269328

Gura you have to be 13 to post on the internet sorry

>> No.47334928

>>47269328
Well today was the day you shouldn't have posted it, so now i'm gona laught at you anon. I guess the good side is that your father will finaly come back home with that 10 years old bottle of milk. And he gona make you drink it. And his how milk too.

>> No.47339389

>>47269328
kek

>> No.47339464

>>47269328
I DO NOT BELIVE YOU BUT I WANT COMMUNICATION FROM YOU
JUST A SIMPLE TWEET

>> No.47340228

>>47319669
Based.

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