/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Should have used the reddit thread instead of the tweet.

Mmm Gawrlic

title...

bread maker...

>>47256840
Stealth thread.

>>47256880
>stealth thread looks exactly like all the anti threads
Nice one.

>>47256716
OH FUCK SHE'S PREGNANT with you

>The horde of gura bait threads
lol
honestly council was a disaster for this board since they started the "raah where stream" bitch train that transferred to Ayame (who 99% of EOPs never watched anyway) and then Myth

>>47256876
all carbs too
my wife will never get the protein correction she needs

>>47256716
nigger

>>47256716
>I can’t stream
>pekora is queen of vtuber
>I am depressed now
>please don’t watch pekora

>>47256919
is anyone even bothering to report them for spam?

BACK TO THE FUTURE WATCHALONG YEEEEESSS

>>47256876
Excellent

>>47256986
I would rather they be out there than in here.

Gurass

>>47256919
>gura doesn't stream
fuck council!

>>47256929
She already drinks protein shakes, threadreader-kun

>>47257136
Yes, and it turned into garlic bread because she was eating Shion out beforehand.

>>47257100
If that's what you got from what I said there's little hope for you

>>47257100
Kronii has steamed less than gura in the same time frame mumei streamed about the same but produced less songs. Yes council

olive oil dipped bread >>> graclic bread
FUCK GURA
FUCK SHION

>>47257316
Fucking gross. Drizzle the oil on top.

>>47256716
yeah, me.

MFS OUT HERE CELEBRATING A TWEET LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>47257424
gura tweet>your oshi's streams
cope

>>47257424
this is their cope for her not streaming

>>47257424
>While there's 8 threads seething over a tweet
LMFAO

>>47257566
the threads are gone, anon

>>47257281
Maybe she should demonstrate better examples to her kouhais, like it not being okay to take long hiatuses for non-health reasons or ghosting fans.

https://www.reveddit.com/v/Hololive/comments/12k76oq/is_gura_on_hiatus/?showFilters=true
only 1 deletion and it was a robot. Idont think tchan has seen it yet.

>>47256917
Yeah, with-

>>47257281
myth did tell them to take it easy

>>47256880
I use the filter so I dont HAVE to look at all the shit that is the catalogue bro

This is the solution

>>47257424
it's sad man, we take what we can... don't laugh :(

Sex with a fembud.

Gura cute Gura cute!

BUY CROCS
BUY GARLIC BREAD

>>47257803
Sure, let’s meet up in L.A. for holoEN connect.

I lose my mind for days and nothing happens but reddit makes one fucking thread and suddenly she's alive again

garlic breast is nasty though
gives you stinky breath and you smell like garlic

>>47257862
yes, like i've been saying, gura doesn't read /vt/ nor does she read old vod comments

>>47257768
Get better filters. Mine caught it.

so how many of you sad chumbuds tweeted at her "yaas you go queen so funny" and then came here to seethe

>>47257424
Well if you follow Gura long enough you'll realize these completely random tweets are her autistic way of "communicating".

Gura is fighting for the God Emperor

>>47257919
The people that came to seethe di saw the tweet. Not sure about the chumbud part tough

>>47256716
Which dumb piece of shit made this thread? I could not find it you stupid nigger

Did you starving motherfuckers really did a thread for a fucking tweet

>>47257919
I didn't tweet. I was pissed and as a rule I never tweet out of anger.

>>47257919
I don't reply on twitter because I know she'll never read it

>>47257862
because that is where management is. They are not telling her to stream, she just have to tweet (and it might not be even her) and fuckers are satisfied. Truly pathetic.

>>47257919
I praise her on tweet and then come here to praise her even more

>>47257954
There should be space sharks

>>47256716
Is this woman serious? THIS is how she "comes back"? With a meaningless tweet, acting like nothing is wrong? I actually feel like she is provoking us

Not in Blue Journey? Oh nyooo

>>47258010
Based. Same.

>>47257862
you're not happy even when she does stream so what is the point

i feel bad for you guys at this point, damn

>>47257281
What same time frame?
The cherry-picked time frame where she had surgery?
She's still recovering and we are already getting consistent schedules

considering ame tweeted some weird shit at the same times it's likely they both talked in discord and decided to tweet weird stuff at the same time

>>47258058
You cleary don't know me and couldn't be more wrong. Her streams literally make my day when they actually happen.

>>47258035
She absolutely is provoking you.

If she streams today, you will (respectfully) bring up that she needs to talk to us more and stop doing the ghost shit, right?
You're not gonna memory whole this entire thing (unless you never cared, and that's fine) and clap like a fucking lobotomized seal that shark is back on the telly, only to then sink into despair when she fails to mentions the next stream date, right?

Get out your no streams excuse bingo cards everyone

>>47257982
thats a very good rule to have I'll consider adopting it

>>47258104
i feel bad for the deranged chumbuds too. it's not healthy to be this attached. doesn't mean i don't love her though, i just don't depend on her entirely so im pretty patient

>>47257316
>>47257351
I tired olive oil and honestly it tastes greasy and disgusting to me.
Butter is so much better, but maybe we just like what we're used to.

>>47258134
Remember when something like this would be talked about on stream by Gura? I do.

>>47258199
and risk looking like a schizo and being shadowbanned? no way

>>47257998
She’s basically a mascot at this point, both Gura and Cover know that she’s too
big to the brand to lose.
At least for now anyways. If Gura just wants to do nothing, that’s on her. If any of the JPs manage to top her in terms of sub counts, then maybe she won’t have that bargaining position anymore.

>>47258104
But I have the greatest oshi in the world

>>47258199
I will enjoy any stream she does and my coments will be jokes to.make her laugh

>>47258199
Nyo, the minute I see her type or hear her voice I gosling.

>>47257424
That's how powerful gura is, you wouldn't get it.

>>47258010
Based truebud.

So she unironically thinks she did nothing wrong and tries to carry on as if nothing happened? Is that what she is trying to tell me with that tweet? Absolutely audacious

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1646568845010763781
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1646568845010763781
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1646568845010763781

i dont think she'll stream until you guys calm down

you either die a patientbud or live long enough to see yourself become a feistybud

>>47258199
That’s just something Gura needs to work on her own, what she wants to do with her content now. The only thing that might push more streams is if there’s financial incentive, like people unmembering en masse.

>>47258268
>If any of the JPs manage to top her in terms of sub counts, then maybe she won’t have that bargaining position anymore.
Yeah I don't think that's happening any soon. At the current growth rate, if she stagnates, she'll be surpassed by...Kobo, in a couple of years.
That will be funny. Shit eater as the mascot of Cover.

>>47258413
Still dont know what a quaso is

>ywn get 2nd-degree burn basking in the sun at some comfy resort together with your oshi while munching on garlic bread
feels bad man

>>47258415
this is the worst mentality. It will only get worse. I just want her to go back to 2021 era where she actually seemed to enjoy herself.

>>47258415
She’s never streaming again…

>>47258459
Queso

>>47258459
it's some dumbass global meme and kiara is containment breaking

>>47258413
Fucking bitch, rubbing on our face the fact Gura hasn't streamed.

>>47257488
we know what your post is, you don't have to spell it out like that chumbud...

>>47258415
exactly. who would want to stream to this kind of fanbase? especially when she's probably burned out with all her projects. just accept you'll see her when you see her and enjoy the streams when they come.

>>47258474
im saying that because i think she might be too scared / nervous now

>>47258291
>>47258343
completely mindbroken

>>47258492
Retard.

>>47258199
We got the point across last time, she pretended to care for a couple weeks, and then regressed right back to where we are now. What could we possibly say that she doesn't already know? She's well aware at this point that the chumbies don't like all these promises followed by random stretches of complete silence but keeps doing it anyways.

>>47258459
Mispronunciation of croissant that became a meme

>>47258502
>his oshi is streaming
>he still comes here to seethe
guess your oshi isn't very entertaining...

I thought this was a shitposter thread and didn't click

>>47258209
I like to dip garlic bread in garlic butter to become garlic.
>>47258492
It's a meme there because of Kiara dummy

>>47258612
/ggg/ used to still show up when the retard OP fucked up because the rentry links but now...

I just wish she would stop getting my hopes up with all these stream ideas before leaving my life entirely for long stretches. It's beginning to feel cruel.

>>47258566
>he still comes here to seethe
Incorrect. Already watched my oshi's stream for today, shit was SO cash. too bad you poor chumbuds can't do the same...

>>47258526
cope and seethe

>>47258523
Probably, especially since she might not have wanted to be this huge either.
But she should probably just go out and set expectations accordingly.

>>47258689
My oshi hasn't released anything in 11 months...

It was a good run everyone she doesn't want to stream anymore, time to pack up our stuff and leave.

>got me to buy crocs
>got me to buy coke coffee
>hungry for garlic bread
Gura is a master shiller when she shills things she likes.

>>47258667
retard

>>47258667
> You can't trolls ggg
Si that was a lie

>>47258523
Well its only going to get worse if she keeps it up. It's pretty normal for fans to grow some discontent when they're treated as an afterthought for months.

>>47257316
>FUCK GURA
>FUCK SHION
They can do that with each other already.

>>47258964

>>47258667
just start writing the subject in Japanese, it unironically works as a filter sometimes

>>47258904
your decision to use the channel id obviously works but it wasn't what I was talking about retard.

>>47258526
Much like antis were in september and october when she was streaming a lot during the rust/horror game arcs. Gura will have another comeback.

>>47258612
ggg IS a shitposter thread

Will this be another day of Gura Twitter activity and no stream?

>>47258964
Man we should have put crocks on that yagoo google doc asking what collaborations we wanted

>>47259054
as long as you are here, yes

Merch arriving used to be a happy thing but feels kind of bittersweet these days...

>>47259032
>Gura will have another comeback.
For like a month and then she fucks off again.

>>47258413
>kiara sees that one meme video
>it is the funniest shit ever for her, she has never laughed harder, her child could be born smiling and painlessly and she would never feel such joy as that fucking meme video

>>47258459
It's a meme about some chick in orange county or some other suburban hellscape overpronouncing croissant like it's the fanciest dessert ever.

>>47259097
>yes she'll comeback, but then she'll get burned out again
Describes literally every vtuber, they take breaks normally you know.

>>47259032
she couldn't even stick to her word on doing one watchalong over the course of three days, the easiest type of stream there is, it's not gonna get better

>>47259097
>a month
you mean 3-4 streams in short succession and then nothing again

>>47258518
>this kind of fanbase
The kind of fanbase that continues to support her and make all her merch best sellers as she continues to ignore them for long stretches of time? I'd say she's pretty lucky all things considered.

>>47258130
No the time frame of debut until whatever month this is for council. In that time which is almost 2 years she’s streamed less than gura in the same time. If you want to only use 2022 she streamed less than gura. All while producing less everything compared to gura. Nobody notices because nobody cares about the nobodies

>>47259162
Nah, not for as long or as frequent as Gura. And when they do they still communicate.

>>47258689
Yes you seem very fulfilled and happy! Very organic post.

I've been filled with an urge to goom

>>47258964

>>47259212
She was lucky that HERfags realized it was her and migrated en mass, spreading she news everywhere and generating a lot of attention.

>>47257666
Gura is fauna’s oshi and she hasn’t had any problem.

very very very late frame today because she knows the pre chat is going to be a shitshow

>>47259349
I hope one day your oshi can achieve half of Gura's success

>>47259380
She'll just disable it if it gets bad.

>>47258518
>its our fault for asking for the bare minimum
ogey

>>47259380
prechat isn't going to say shit, and no greys do not count, members are gonna pretend everything is alright and bjoarn is gonna @gayfag69 for a hello, that's all.

>>47259264
show me the numbers

i got a new oshi. fuck you all.

>>47259457
>Kanata but with tits
I hate the world outside of hololive

>>47259457
Tits too big and she's probably a whore

>>47256784
I don't like Gura, but even I would kneel at this.

>>47259457
You'll be back just like the jew ghost traitors.

>>47259405
>Gura's success
The shark doesn’t even want the success and attention she’s getting.

>>47259380
then she should communicate more from now.
It's that easy. Open twitter, compose, write things.

>sup chumbos ! today tummy hort lotsies sowy sowy mc stream tomorrow !
>goob morbing everynyan ! choco quaso is so yummy omg ! quaso baking stream today later
etc etc

>>47259528
actually no, i literally never watched a holo stream ever since and its been well over a month. I like girls that actually stream and are funny.

>>47259457
Looks like discount Kanata

>>47259457
>sub and like to feed poot
Everyone leeching from Gura...

>>47259569
Yet here you are. Curious.

>>47259457
Literally who? tell me who she is and I'll tell you her vaginal history.

>>47259541
Pretty sure she wants the dino Gura and the daki

>>47259569
Name one reason why Gura isn't as funny as whatever nobody you're watching.

GOOD THINGS HAPPEN TO THOSE WHO WAIT

REMEMBER TO LOVE AND SUPPORT GURA UNCONDITIONALLY

>>47259569
Wheres the armored core at

>>47259597
i just like to look at angry comments and laugh
>>47259596
amano serafi fron /vnug/ go ahead and lets hear it anon

>>47259626
What good things? A tweet that ignores the issue is worse than nothing.

>>47259528
Didn't the ghost jew turn out to be a whore?

>>47259612
The merch isn’t the problem, but having being the face of holoEN and a larger audience than she would like is something she’s most likely uncomfortable with.

>>47259626
>Gura's diary about Japan
I completely forgot about that shit, must have been two pages long

>>47259541
>actively treating fans like shit on purpose to try to lower her numbers
>they keep coming back anyways
poor gura

>>47259665
She turned out to be a gigantic normalfag

>>47259626
Always do

>fakebuds: we want her to communicate more
>goomba: *communicates*
>fakebuds: NOOOO NOT LIKE THAT

>>47259457
gura killer

>>47259691
I mean that's nothing. Gura is normal

>>47259681
It literally was. She got bored of writing it.

>>47259659
>is worse than nothing
Trying too hard

>>47258890
I hate all 3 of these and have to actively try not to buy them when she brings them up. Well 2 I’ll probably buy the garlic bread and regret it later

>>47259720
>Thinking a random tweet is communication

>>47259689
Gura is a fucking tsundere... Hot...

>>47259720
Your argument is disingenuous. You know that's not the kind of communication people are asking for.

>>47259736
Gura is on the spectrum.

>>47259720
that was her avoiding communication

>>47259783
>Does...Doesn't count

>>47259665
They always turn out that way before the traitors come crawling back. I've seen it many times.

>>47259720
>>47201093
nigger

>>47259802
>>47259788
>>47259783
I dunno, I'm pretty happy. I don't know whats up with you guys though.

this is actually great. Gura's filtering a) third worlders who can't afford her membership and b) grey-hearted fakebuds who never gave a fuck about her. Based Garbanzo.

>>47259788
Sorry but this is what I am asking for even though I keep bitching here in the past few days. I just need a stream and I am fully healed.

>>47259826
i just want her to fucking stream with a consistent and clear schedule. ill fucking admit it. i dont expect her to do Kaela numbers but for fuck sake stop doing the Ayame thing.

>>47259860
The people who give a fuck about her are the ones who want to know why she isn't streaming.

Gura DIED in that accident, anon. She's gone. And you, and Cover Corp? You're going to have to come to terms with that fact. There's only so much archival Gura contingency footage left. The Gura AI is imperfect, it might never be ready for deployment. You have to face that fact, anon. You have to let go.

>>47259788
Nah I know Gura well this is the best she can do and I am proud of her

>>47259736
Remember that time Gura told us she used to like to chewing up her food and then spreading the chewed up food on other food before eating it?

>>47259932
That's normal with crackers.

>>47259860
Yea we get it you don't care that much about her, you can stop bragging about it anytime.

I think I broke my elbow lifting weights

>>47259904
Yeah and those are also the one who is seething over the tweet right now lmao

>she must communicate in the ways *I* approve and say the things *I* want to hear
why are third worlders like this? is it because they never had anything good and wholesome in their lives so they need to control everything goomba does?

>>47259928
Falseflagger

>>47259959
Some autismo on 4chan saying it's normal just confirms how normal it isn't.

>>47260011
Why do third worlders follow an incredibly American girl in the first place
Find someone from your own country to love

>>47259788
Don't waste your time replying to mentally ill discord white knights. They would literally kill for a crumb of epeen and to feel accepted by their cucksucking circlejerk.

Member Mori calling deadbeats cucks? you know why it didn't last? because she kept streaming.
You guys will never live this shit down because there's simply not new material to keep people going so everybody is stuck at making fun of chumbuds because "gura doesn't stream" and it looks like this is not changing any time soon.

>>47260011
Is asking for her to put something to the effect of "Sorry guys, I've been busy/sick/whatever." then do her garlic bread tweet really that wrong?

>>47260099
Are these the same people that say hi to each other in every prechat?

>>47260011
this tweet is deliberately empty of any information about streams.

>>47260103
They still are. Nothing changed.

>>47260103
Oh shit it's over chumkeks anons are gonna make fun of us...

>>47259860
nigger everything isn't back to normal because of one tweet about garlic bread, i swear you people are the most pussy whipped individuals ive ever seen
imagine your girlfriend ghosting you for weeks, you're crying in her dms worried sick where she is and then she only returns to message you about garlic bread. jesus christ

>>47256716
>oh no Gura, even the hug is of Reddit thinks your not streaming enough
> Gura: grabs books of bullshit excuses. "Tell them I dropped my.... toaster on my ... nose,"
> no can do, Yagoo says you must show activity
> Gura sighs, tweets about garlic bread and rolls over in her bed of money. "ok but don't contact me for another month"

>>47260103
it didn't last because no one cares about Mori these days

>>47260105
She's NOT sorry.

>>47260103
No anything but that... please spare us shitposter sama...

Gura could just tweet poo poo pee pee and 100 people here would have an aneurysm

>>47260103
You tell them edgylord lol

>>47260103
Sorry but it's still not worse than signal boosting art of you cucking your fans. Gura never has anything controversial like that so her doing literally nothing is the best that shitposters will ever have.

>>47260221
If she didn't explain why she isn't streaming before that tweet, yes, yes I would have an aneurism.

damn so this whole thing was just a shit test

>>47260103
>Gura doesn't stream is the best they have
Well I will take that

>>47260162
These fags are casual viewers that don't care as much simple as.

I was in the wrong thread

>>47260162
>crying in her dms
I was doing my reps

>>47260162
>>47260279
it's falseflaggers

>>47260279
>>47260162
Yeah you are right it only takes a stream to make everything back to normal. Appreciate your shitpo...I mean "criticism" in the past few days. See you again next time.

>>47260305
Haha stupid

>>47257424
Gura has the least normie audience. They’re don’t have anything going for them to get them to move on

>>47260305
LOOK AT THIS DUMBUD LMAO

>>47260221
Hurhur we are le winning because she's fucking cock off stream

>>47259720
based true communicationbud

>>47260440
Say that again without crying

>>47259691
It was really both

>>47260011
exactly. at this rate i wouldn't be surprised if she stopped tweeting altogether.

>fakebuds are actually claiming she tweeted to provoke them
We need to get rid of these faggots, I hope she doesn't stream again in months so they go away. You people are legit mentally ill.

>>47260305
don't cry little chumbie everything is gonna be okay, you're home now

>>47259985
go to the doctor dumbud, if you're doing good enough to waste time telling us first then you're probably fine but if you actually want to keep doing your reps you need to make sure it ain't actually fucked up or it you WILL pay for it, down the road if not now

>>47260132
Some of them.

>>47260221
>pays to not use 4chan
>pays to not watch Gura
This is Gura's target audience right here.

>I hope she doesn't stream
well at least the falseflagger decided to stop pretending

This whole thread is a bit right? Or some kind of social experiment

It's funny I can't tell if this thread is sadder than the Sanalite thread.

Just learn Japanese.

I still think shes dying of cancer

>>47260525
I've probably given Gura over $5000 over the past 2 and a half years.

April is the cruellest month, breeding Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing Memory and desire, stirring Dull roots with spring rain. Winter kept us warm, covering Earth in forgetful snow, feeding A little life with dried tubers.

>>47260477
I'd feel bad for traitorbuds but they reap what they sow.

I love her and nothing will change that

>>47260614
you're a fucking loser

https://twitter.com/GawrlicBread/status/1646549800710545409
https://twitter.com/GawrlicBread/status/1646549800710545409
https://twitter.com/GawrlicBread/status/1646549800710545409

Why aren't more people asking for ztreams?

>>47260599
I already know JP though, Gura is the only EN i watch

>>47260614
based

>>47260618
hey, that's my line

So are we watching a movie?

>>47260614
you could have bought a wife with that money holy shit. At the very least you could have had 50 prostitutes fuck you.

>>47260470
Why would I be the one crying when you're the one being cheated on? I found a new oshi and I'm happy

>>47260639
Dont repoat your account fag

>>47256716
ok mane san

>everyone acting like everything is okay and back to normal because of a food tweet
Nice "communication". Empty of any information about her absence or any upcoming streams. Absolutely pathetic

>>47260670
If she hasn’t alerted us to what movie we’re watching yet, she’s definitely not doing a watchalong today. Or even stream.

>>47260639
too scared of opposing the hivemind on twitter
if people are going to complain it will be here or youtube

>>47260614
Based. I'd supa more if I wasn't a mild poorfag.

dieeeeeeeeee

>>47260635
>>47260671
I don't care if she says my name, or if she acknowledges my existence. I just want to give money to my wife and make her happy.

>>47260670
No

>>47260671
5000$ is a lot?
3rd world nigger rope yourself already

>>47260751
based passCHAD

>>47260670
I hate watchalongs. It requires effort on my part.

>>47260751
>>47260614
based, I'll support her no matter what

So, do you guys like garlic bread?

>>47260801
im american you retard. unless your a fucking millionaire then yes $5000 is a lot.

>>47260671
Nice opsec broke SEAnigger kun

>>47260751
Same even if she has a boyfriend as long as they use protective it's a-ok with me! My pathetic sea cock can never compete with his Swedish meatball

>>47260751
4chan used to bully simps like this

>>47260853
it's okay

If we're not watching a movie, then let's make out for an hour, Gura.

>>47260853
I like Texas toast with garlic powder
But the frozen stuff sucks

>>47260853
ye

>>47260859
Have you tried not being poor

>>47260888
Sorry she cant, shes making out with me.

>>47260730
Yeah twitter is full of turbo casuals who barely watch clips much less streams

>>47256796
Less Gura over time :(

>>47260872
4chan used to be not filled with trannies and redditors. I miss the days before the blueboard.

>>47260751
Half of that goes to funding the homos events and another third of that goes to YouTube. You never gave her much in the first place and even then it's probably in ARS.

>>47260751
Basado keep it up chadbud

>>47260639
It's so funny that even when making an alt specifically to call out Gura you still can't do anythhing but the most mild criticism possible.

>>47260960
/ggg/ is worse than reddit in being a hug box now. Only discord is worse

>>47260639
Nice opsec you fucking retard

>brings up the homos out of nowhere
Jesus man, at least get new bait.

>>47258413
Does Kiara still think this meme is the funniest thing in the world.

whats that experiment called with the rat thats on the brink of death and desperately trying to get food while the dude just toys with its life? Asking because scenario is very related.

8th unannouned day of in a row

>>47261072
Woman

>>47260994
Even her 'antis' can only mildly ask for a stream. Chumbuds really are mind broken

>>47261109
she just tweeted

>>47261008
go back to updooting tempus posts

>>47258459
It's started from this and then spread to every corner of the internet, as memes do.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fmKntZNe0oc

>>47261162
And? Did you see an announcement that she's taking time off in that tweet?

Ohnonono chumkeks, is this your oshi?

>>47260614
same desu

>>47261174
Don't care about reddit but nice deflection. You guys are pussies who won't ever help gura improve

>>47261185
why are you assuming she is? do you just count every hour not streamed as time off?

>>47261008
Eh, you see extremes of both sides here. Anti shitposters that despise her for some reason and simps that will defend and excuse literally anything. I think the majority of this thread is in the "I love Gura but also want to see her more and wish she'd do better than she currently is" camp.

>>47261162
Oh so I'm guessing most likely a stream tomorrow then but if that doesn't pan out then Saturday for sure

>>47261272
he has a point. Her job is to stream.

>>47259720
>A garlic bread tweet
>Communication

>>47261272
Do you not count 7 days of nothing as time off?

>>47260751
Based

>>47261162
oh yes everything's okay now because of a tweet thanks gura
fuck off, lazy bitch I don't care anymore I genuinely hate her now
inb4 >now

her tweeting means she is going to stream in a few days, real chumbuds know

>>47261272
8th unannounced day of being busy doesn't have the same ring to it, and it's less likely to be true.

>>47261272
You know what? If she releases a new original song I'll also count that as a full month of streams, alright?

>>47261315
I thought it was to be cute

Just stop making promises Gura. Stop making me have expectations so when you disappear again it won't hurt as much.

>>47260872
I know there were memes of this nature back then, but they weren't really wrong when they mocked vtuber fans for glamorizing simp behavior.

imagine getting this mad over a tweet. You're behaving like twitter trannies.

>>47259860
>No streams is good actually
How many times you need to do this post?

>>47261351
Trying too hard

>>47261375
The original songs aren't being released until her birthday or the concert.

>>47261245
Improve on what, who else has accomplished a fraction of what she has? Why would I trust anyone else when they all make kuso moves.

>>47261394
they are twitter trannies

>>47261315
its literally isn't

>>47260011
>Hey guys [talks about next stream] = eh garlic bread
I see...

I think I should just start caring about her less like most of you here

>>47261394
Don't pretend like you aren't also waiting for a stream with bated breath. The collective misery of thousands of chumbuds, all alleviated with a few simple words that she refuses to say.

>>47261395
I stopped caring about streams, I only care for Gura's happiness. And yeah it is a good thing for the reasons I mentioned.

I just want to watch a movie and make out with my sharkwife. Kiss her and make her giggle and coo with pleasure.

>>47260872
Times have changed. Or at least this part of it has.

>thousands
lmao

>>47261394
Go back to posting about how you hope she doesn't stream

>>47261394
it's a samefag, this literally happends everytime gura does or dosent do something.

>a tweet and these fags are already crying because no one is joining their shitposting

I've put goombus on the back of my phone.
Now when I'm walking in public with my phone, girls will see that I'm a chad and stay clear of me, knowing my heart is set on another.

>>47261394
Twitter trannies don't watch streams, perhaps you are one since you don't care if she does?

>>47261510
Happens every time

>>47261499
Yes, thousands. You've seen her waiting rooms. That's how many show up before the stream even starts.

>>47260751
We used to ridicule the fuck out of people who did shit like this less than a decade back.

Everything is so topsy-turvy now.

>>47261505
funny that you're replying to a samefag that keeps posting how he hopes she doesn't stream to own the chumbies

Is Gura circumcised?

>>47261524
where you get this from

>>47261510
>chumbuds forgive her for ghosting them 2 weeks because she tweeted about garlic bread

I love how 1 tweet makes people think everything is okay and back to normal.

>>47260614
Gotta be from ohio

>>47261493
You know, someone in the thread yesterday suggested watching the movie with chumbies instead, and they got a disgusted reply along the lines of "ew, I don't want to watch it with you I want to watch it with Gura".
I wonder if this is how Gura feels when chumbies ask for a watch along

>>47260505
>hope she doesn't stream again in months
Oh no! How could we take such a radical change?!

>>47261585
just wait until the stream

>>47261394
But twitter isn’t even mad at her for it…?

>>47261548
Oh so a thousand dramafags equal a thousand Chumbuds? Good one.

>>47260599
Ywnbj
Also
死ね

>>47261573
I used slickwraps

>>47261510
>nobody
Nice filters buddy

>>47261461
oh of course I'd love a stream, because I love Gura and if she can find a way to be happy and stream it'd make me the happiest man in the world. But I'm not mad at her, I just want her to be happy.

>>47260599
Go back to /jp/, you smell of yellow fever

>>47261008
I miss when there was no women on the internet

>>47260751
Wow, thank you anon. You convinced me. I'm ending my membership today.

>>47261561
there's one (1) post saying that

>>47261605
Not too far off, I'm actually in Wisconsin.

>>47261315
Her job is to make content. And tweeting is considered content for hololive.

>>47261582
Yes

>>47261775
ok falseflagger

>>47261770
Hololive are not vtweeters retard

>>47261461
I've come to just be indifferent to it. If she streams, cool, I'll catch it if I have time. If she doesn't, I don't care. I don't have the energy to care about that stuff rn when I have a lot of other shit going on in my personal life.

>>47261582
i don't see the problem

>>47256716

>>47260599
This list is full of shit, Japanese is a shit language that I would cut off my brain to forget if I can. Fucking stupid backwater language.

>>47261815
falseflagger

>>47260599
Replies to this are why no one likes Cumsharts

>>47261582
>2 weeks
make it more obvious that you are a tourist threadshitting faggot please

>>47261820
>t.kanjilet

>>47261812
That’s a good thing, because Gura would be horrible at it.

I hope she comes back with a bunch of male collabs just to own the haters. Am I right my fellow chumbuds?

>>47261820
That kind of racist anon.

>>47261850
go back already, dogfucker

>>47261862
Yes 2 weeks. Her last public stream was 2 weeks ago. I don't count paywalled streams.

>>47261876
Most sane Chumcorn

>>47261820
Should have stopped when you got good enough to read porn.

Gawr Gura or Mike Chitwood
Who generates more seethe

>>47261876
this isn't /infinity/

She should just never stream again. I am totally a real chumbud btw.

Why are you guys like this... I was spending so much time larping and shitposting... I thought I made all of you guys to hate Gura...I thought I was achieve something...And yet a single retard tweet and you guys are turning back to the loyalest chumbies... All my hard work of shitposting went to nothing again... I hate you guys...

Gura is NOT made for sex.

>>47261876
No males allowed

>>47261911
>I-IT DOES NOT COUNT!!!

>>47262001
TWO. WEEKS.

>>47262000
You literally just debunk yourself

>>47261999
kek

>>47262000
Explain this then

>>47262000
I wish that lolipop was me

>>47261999
>turning back
Shitposters think they dping something kek
Nice larp

>>47261999
kek

>>47262027
CO.PE.

>>47261999
Now this is a falsefagger. Still bigkek lmao

Eating garlic bread sure is hard work. I'm sorry for shitposting about you. I'm gonna renew my membership and pray for you to stream again. Garlic bread hort is serious

I am definitely a real chumbie and I like when Gura ghosts us for a week, I wish she would do it more!

>>47262000
>cum
yes gura

>>47261999
Please stop being mean to our shitposring bros at least they keep us company with their monkey larpings

MINECRAFT TONIGHT

>it was shitposters all along
I knew /ggg/ couldn't be that mean to Goomba. I love her so much buds.

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

FRAME UP

>>47261999
kek

>>47262182
Can't wait for the stream tonight. They're all gonna look so dumb when she puts up the waiting room

GURA STOP BEING A BRAT
DO I HAVE TO TATTOO "I LOVE GURA" ON MY COCK TO MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND?
DON'T YOU DARE DISAPPEAR AGAIN

>>47262182
Asking her to fucking say if she's fucking streaming today isn't fucking being mean to fucking Gura.

>>47261272
>gura doesn't show up for work for months
>"I'm back" is 1/6 her streams for the first quarter of the year, minecraft is 1/2, 3d debut and "new fish" is the other 1/3
>reasonable person: "wow, gura's gone again, she's just in it for the money isn't she"
>(you): "Do yOu JuSt CoUnT eVeRy HoUr NoT sTrEaMeD aS tImE oFf?"
when her job is to stream/interact and all those hours are spent not streaming/interacting, then yes, obviously those hours are counted, retard-kun. let's put it another way. this year there have been 146,879 minutes. gura streamed for 922 of them. as of midnight last night gura has streamed for 0.628% of 2023. she doesn't stream more because she has enough money from the chumbuds. my conclusion is that you and the chumbuds love paying gura so that she doesn't stream and barely exists, because if she needed money she would stream more. therefore chumbuds = the true gura antis

>>47262129
Gura never left me since I've had her playing on my playlist non-stop

>>47262237
Doesn't make it as if the last year hasn't been full of ghosting. The cycle will start again.

>>47262182
I still won't forgive her until she streams and do a real dick sucking asmr as compensation

>>47262237
But I'm busy tonight...

>>47262244
>fucking Gura
I wish...

HOLY SHIT PRINCESS ASMR TONIGHT BOYS

>>47262289
Nijiniggers didnt forgive finana when she did it.

>>47262251
Nice assay pajeet

>>47262237
She won't stream today otherwise she would've said so already.
This week she had planned only a watch along but it's already too late.
The weekend is here already and if she's still at her parents then she will skip again.

>>47262237
Don't worry if Gura doesn't stream tonight I am gonna start timelooping and larping again until she really streams and btfo me

>>47262241
Are you gonna tattoo it while you're erecting or else?

>>47261999
We know you're larping as an anti

>>47262181
>>47262230
>>47262337
how can a single tweet mindbreak a person this much? lol