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47208477

Anonymous Thu Apr 13 00:02:50 2023 No.47208477 [Reply] [Original]

>wake up
>you're now mumei's girlfriend
what do

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 00:07:10 2023 No.47208692 sexo

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 00:07:20 2023 No.47208700 >go through mumei's phone while she's still asleep >find kiara's deets >dump mumei for the superior bird

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 00:09:10 2023 No.47208804 Go to the bathroom and schlick until I pass out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 00:09:33 2023 No.47208817 kill myself for being vesper's cocksleeve

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 00:10:52 2023 No.47208878 >Deal with her freak out when she wakes up. >Ask her if she's ok. >"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs. >Ask if she needs a ride home. >Tell her to take care.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 00:11:13 2023 No.47208901 >>47208477 Have her introduce me to my oshi, Luna.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 00:12:06 2023 No.47208944 File: 107 KB, 800x450, Like_That's_Ever_Gonna_Happen_Banner.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>47208477 wake up again i am too broken for her to love me, she may find me attractive but love is a fantasy i no longer cling to

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 00:12:46 2023 No.47208983 the only time i listen to people telling me to go fuck myself

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 00:16:37 2023 No.47209196 >>47208878 based and oldfag pilled

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 00:17:10 2023 No.47209217 File: 102 KB, 438x412, moomer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>47209196 some things are timeless

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 00:18:10 2023 No.47209275 >>47209196 >literal newfag copypasta >oldfag I have been here too long.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 00:18:51 2023 No.47209301 >>47208944 I'm sorry you feel that way anon. It's never too late to improve your mindset

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 00:19:58 2023 No.47209350 Make her breakfast in bed, give her a kiss, tell her I love her, blow her back out

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 00:26:02 2023 No.47209666 File: 21 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>47208477 >i have no penis, but i must fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 00:26:18 2023 No.47209683 >>47209301 why would mumei ever love me? why would anyone in hololive ever love me? just delusional reveries. i am not loveable. i don't know why, but i am not

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 00:27:15 2023 No.47209744 >>47209275 >he thinks the /r9k/ meme is new Get. The. FUCK. Out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 00:27:34 2023 No.47209760 >>47209217 >the feathers superb

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 00:27:50 2023 No.47209774 >>47208477 Google how to scissor

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 00:28:10 2023 No.47209793 >>47208477 get her to be more interesting

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 00:30:11 2023 No.47209913 Please tell me that means I'm Fauna and not Kronii.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 00:31:59 2023 No.47210029 >>47208477 Take the glasses off her face so she doesn't roll over and crush them, honk her sweater puppers then move on with my day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 00:33:26 2023 No.47210106 >>47209683 ok, if you can't come up with a reason for why you're not loveable, that's a pretty big sign your mind is playing tricks on you

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 00:35:19 2023 No.47210216 >>47208477 use her to get close to Towa

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 00:41:07 2023 No.47210574 >>47210216 What's your endgame?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 00:44:33 2023 No.47210776 >>47208477 Use moomers to get close to IRyS and make IRyS my GF instead

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 00:47:12 2023 No.47210944 >>47210029 is this a normal thing you do with girlfriends? that is, play with their boobs while they're asleep and then just leave?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 00:50:10 2023 No.47211127 >>47208477 masturbate furiously

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 01:44:16 2023 No.47214512 File: 142 KB, 1080x1620, 1663644605324908.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>47209913 Obviously you'll just be a random cute girl

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 01:45:50 2023 No.47214603 >>47209913 Sorry, you are now Kronii

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 02:07:44 2023 No.47215925 >>47208477 Become a vtuber and make lots of money off lonely, pathetic men.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 02:36:14 2023 No.47217779 Break up with her probably

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 02:38:29 2023 No.47217972 >>47208477 I'm the girlfriend? KMS

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 02:50:05 2023 No.47218790 >wake up >you're now mumei what do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 03:00:53 2023 No.47219446 >>47208477 Find the latest kiddie stud

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 03:04:40 2023 No.47219714 >>47208477 Look for her dildos and start masturbating.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 03:05:14 2023 No.47219752 >>47208477 Bite her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 03:06:16 2023 No.47219833 >>47209196 >>47209744 >oldfag >from like 2012 Quite literally has never been what oldfag means.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 03:44:26 2023 No.47222446 File: 178 KB, 320x437, moom.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>47208477 Break up with her. I need to save her from myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 04:23:26 2023 No.47225303 >>47208477 Find irys and break up

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 04:25:19 2023 No.47225426 >>47208477 >girlfriend i pull down my panties and take off my shirt and begin to masturbate and grope my tits

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 04:26:26 2023 No.47225493 >>47208477 Make her take her meds

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 04:27:45 2023 No.47225606 >>47208477 Immediately kill myself for being the inferior sex.

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