/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

is pippa just gonno read superchats the whole time

Pippa LOVE

hime sex

pippa sex

Ron Paul? I'll watch the beanie later.

>Lia raided the tranny enabler Punkalopi
Says everything that needs to be said about why Lia said what she did.

MALE VOICE

>it's actually a sc reading stream

>>47144551

Did Pippa mess with her mic volume

>Merryweather

Pippa feelin' real loud today

>>47144633
Im reading your post but all I see is cute rabbit gremlin with knife.

>turn off bgm
>put on dogshit copyright free bgm
wat

>>47144482
call me Shane Rawdogson bc I want to cum in this cat

>>47144692
Yes.

Pippa's chat go brrrrrrr

>>47144633
it doesnt matter all the real Likers went straight to Pippa

>>47144717
>with distracting vocals too
why

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>47144633
She wants to kill her past

I like Lia! she's a cool girl! I love her more than anything in the world!

Skinny!
Neurotic!
Tomboyish!
Hag!
Geeky!
Obsessive!
Suicidal!
Goofy dancer !
Sleep deprived!
Never parties!
Self loathing!
No appeal!
https://files.catbox.moe/w82q7e.mp4

>>47144692
I like it, makes me feel nostalgic

>>47144495
cute/10
top tier taste/10
genocide/10
i want lia to be happy but hearing her cry fucking does things to me/10
responsiblility/10
lia/10

>>47144633
fuck off faggot, Lopi is cute

>>47144715
Then let me help you.

PANKO MANKO

>there is a non 0% chance that Pippa could have been a military officer

>>47144756
it would be more polite to stay with the other rabbit but i'm not missing Pips

Hello Remilia Nephys!

I miss you and can’t wait to see you again! Always thinking of you. I lubuwubububu

>>47144817
I think she dipped last minute, but I obviously didn't watch it.

>>47144817
imagine the seethe if someone from Phase was there the threads would be glorious

>>47144817
Pippa in the military is a weird thought

Tard wife.
Tard life.

Pippa love~!

Pippas ISP got so tired of the SC alerts it killed her internet.

>>47144633
She probably doesn't know that bit about her because she only said it one of her clips and the only reason everyone knows it here is that someone clipped that bit and it spread.
"Normal" young girls like her are either pro tranny or neutral and won't be vehemently anti enough to blacklist people over a basic "yeah, rights!" take, because it's a vague retarded take in the first place, the take means absolutely nothing it's a mantra people are forced to repeat or rewarded for repeating that simply establishes them as "allies".
But since "allies" are such a normalized thing to an average person it doesn't pop up as a red flag.
Lia might be problematic enough to say unhinged shit the well trained allies would never even be able to utter, but she's not actually against it on principle, or based on the empirical evidence showing they are a disease, or religious reasons, or whatever. She's "menhera" and a degenerate, I would not consider her "normal" but she still conforms to normie society and accepts its norms and ideas status quo.

I cannot watch the pippa stream. I do not want the navy back in my life

>>47144703
Pink rabbits all look the same, please forgive her racism.

>>47144873
I'm pretty sure she did but agreeing to it in the first place says enough.

>>47144756
Can't watch any more until after I pick up meds

>>47144852
Pippa is easily in the top 20% of COs in terms of discipline focus and intelligence.

I like Lia! Only Lia! Always Lia!

>>47144852
couldn't have been worse than some of the officers I've met.

>>47144941
Never Again Volunteer Yourself

What if Pippa started an hour later?

>>47144953
Agreed.

>>47144688
>>47144551
not my hime

power bombing pippa through a table

>>47144817
Just post the clip https://files.catbox.moe/4m8r1e.webm
I'd post the actual selfie she posted on her own twitter by herself that further reinforces this but jannies do not distinguish between shit vtubers post themselves and le doxxing.

Archivebro do you guys never give Pippa any heads up when chat is being silly? Her BGM was perfectly fine.

>>47144769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WptuNxdUOaA

I love Shiina!

>war will never break out
technically true.
but the US is literally always engaged in an armed conflict of some sort.

Pippa please unfuck your audio, shit is giving me a headache

>>47144717
>>47144759
vocal bgm is awful and I will spam for her to shut it off every chat cooldown until she does

cant wait for ww3

ピッパ抱きします!

Pippa at the recruiter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8Ha6tNvRUg

>>47145082
skill issue

>>47144984
>What if Pippa started an hour later?
What for? The people who stream after her tend to go on for about double her total streaming time and the people who start before her would be at least half an hour done by then.

WW3 very soon

>>47144941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw

Pippa fell off...
this is pathetic

>>47145019
I'm sorry you're gay, a Liker will be assigned to you shortly.

Why would I listen to Pippa who sold out and is now shilling her audience to join the zog military (she can't even brush her teeth) when I can listen to sleepy who hasn't sold out?

>>47144495
>RATE THE MALWARE
Lia cute tonight
>RATE THE TAKES
thigh highs are GOD tier
>RATE THE GAMEPLAY
10/10
>RATE THE SELF-DOUBT
Lia just needs to keep being Lia. That's that's all. She has been better than ever the last 3 weeks or so. I don't give a fuck about no South Park or whatever.
>RATE THE STREAM
Lia/10

>>47144633
lopi pulled out of the troon stream last minute

>>47145133
Christ I hope not but it looks closer every day.
t.Air Force

>If it's so fucking miserable, why should I do it? What the fuck is wrong with them?
The military is just 4chan

>>47145163
>>47144444
Can you please kill yourself?

>>47145163
because sleepy isn't live right now dumbass

>>47144495
genocide is FUN

>>47145078
The US has been involved in 10 "totally not a war bro" conflicts over the past 25 or so years. And given the current global situation now is a very bad time to sign up for the military.

>>47145178
Punka "trans rights 1000%" lopi?

>>47145322
Can I enlist if a court has taken away my 2nd amendment?

>>47145276
>The military is just 4chan
Suicide, the military or supermarket duty is pretty much the three main outcomes for 4channers since the lack of discipline or proactive thought tends to preclude most other paths.

>>47144905

Retards go into the military
Chads go into intelligence

>>47145322
Just 10? Seems kinda low.

>>47145331
she's just a normie, she does what she thinks makes the most people happy, once again, she's still very close to pippa even when most of her ""friends"" probably hate her for it

>>47145419
>not going into military intelligence
Airforce Intelligence is literally The best government job you can have. Yes even better than senator.

>>47145419
>gets back to prepping the weather report to the battalion CO

>>47144495
Great stream.
Go Lia, Go!!!!!!

>>47144756
Yeah Lopi cute, but no ones getting watched over Pippa

>>47145419
This poster glows in the dark.

Pippas assessment of the USMC is shockingly accurate...

>happy merchant harines

I missed the beginning of stream, is TTS still enabled?

Man, you Harines are wacky

>>47145454
everyone's a normie "just a normie" isn't an excuse for this shit, airi is just a normie too but I bet you if asked that she would not have the same reaction

>>47145069
she doesnt read modchat during stream, it takes a lot of effort to get her to pay attention to actual advice

>>47145576
It's off for now

>>47145570
>shockingly
Most of her family is cops/soldiers. That's why she fell apart so hard -- Nobody in her family knows how to self-motivate without externally being forced into a role.

>there is more than one sister

>>47145407
Amazon delivery is a better option than supermarket these days.

>>47144633
Lopi dropped out of the tranny fundraiser stream, she didn't participate

>>47145419
can I go into intelligence without going through basic training?

>>47145576
Unfortunately not, I wanted to wish her a happy birthday

>>47145419
Didn't it get outed like a decade ago that the intelligence organizations purposefully hire midwits because actual smart and talented people had too high of a turnover rate?

>>47145638
Not news.

>>47145419
>Chads

>>47145643
is this supposed to mean anything?

>>47145638
Well, she is a rabbit. She probably has dozens of sisters.

Fishman is never going to let her stream with rackets.

>>47145632
no i mean her saying specifically that "the Marines make you think you're going to be cool and then you get fucked"

Pippa would almost certainly have gotten raped if she joined the mily/

based chad larper
come and get me, FBI!

>>47145419
You don't get to snipe arabs in a desert ghillie suit, objectively the coolest thing a human being can do.

>>47145722
Good, I don't like degenerate cuckolds.

>>47145726
I know what you said and I know what I said and I know what she said and my point stays the same.

Pippa should stop reading every superchat.

An army vet friend tried to tell me that the military would be good for me I did not trust him because he had 1.5 lungs and one leg was shorter than the other

>I really liked the Netflix show Spaceforce
Agreed

You now remember Lia was supposed to be doing a work stream tonight

>>47145742
yeah by me

this thread is full of feds trying to recruit you to their branch of the united states military

>>47145598
you've got a hair trigger, people like Lopi aren't enemies, you have to learn to let go and to stop flailing at windmills,
go after the source, not those that live under the meta and just try and keep their head down, you're not advancing shit doing that

Trust status?

I think the black hair would look better with the pink eyes.

>>47145778
me every time windows 10 takes 10 fucking seconds to load my start menu.

>>47145748
>glowie not on the list
What did they mean by this?

>>47145331
>https://files.catbox.moe/4m8r1e.webm
I gotta wonder what Pippa would say to a superchat saying trans rights. Whatever it is, the meltdown would be glorious to see.

>>47145778
Was that actually any good? I just assumed it would be terrible like I do with all netflix shows.

>>47145782
instead we got Samoan murder kino

>>47145825
I genuinely don't know where Lia is seeing this stuff. I don't see it in chat (apart from greys) or the thread. are discordfags being uppity?

>>47145848
Agreed

>>47145825
at least Lumi streams are watchable. Lia's too goddamn zoomer for me.

>>47145825
Did they change her meds again?

>>47145825
Sorry I'm not caught up on this current Lia arc.

>>47145825
what the actual fuck is this retard talking about? Is she talking about postal? That game is too yab for stream Lia its not a joke

>>47145799
Could I still join with a court order prohibiting me to own or possess guns?

>>47145825
wasn't this all about people asking the opposite? we even got her to say she wanted to try rimworld

>>47145896
It's already happened, same with people having it as their name. At most she just reads it and doesn't comment on it.

>>47145825
Am I supposed to be upset at this?
It seems common sense

>>47145825
based

>>47145825
>stop expecting me to bend over for you every single time
so, only sometimes?

>stream actually, unironically about Navy grooming standards
HOLY FUCK

I KNEEL BEFORE PIPPA'S AUTISM

>>47145825
>goes on a rant and starts crying about needing to look good and not play yabai games because they hurt her reputation and Phases reputation
>says this shit after
I dont understand women and they piss me off

>>47145825
Good. More girls should tell their retards off more often.

>>47145954
wtf are you talking about Lia.

>>47146006
She likes riding

>>47145825
based Lia

Goddammit, I would rather listen to her BGM than this fucking no copyright shit again. FUCK CHAT

I remember da fetish groups, mine were the incest groups

>>47145825
I've never understood this shit. It's your customerbase, vocal minority or not, stating their preferences. Take it into consideration, toss it aside, but what the hell is with this taking it personally and complaining about it on Twitter that content creators love doing?
Makes it sound like you've never had a real job in your life.

>>47145825
>"I do not make content for you specifically"
You do, we own you Lia, we pay for your existence, stop with the retarded feminist bullshit.

>>47146051
the retards don't exist unless someone is spamming her maros

>>47145825
I don't get it, wasn't the discussion in the completely opposite direction?

>>47145825
It seems like once every few weeks she just decides things are going too smoothly and starts smashing her head against the wall again. The fact she hasn't graduated or been terminated yet is a testament to Muumi's competence.

Lia is being rowdy again and needs correction.

I will not watch negro Pippa. Give me pink or the ship will sink.

>>47146104
donations are explicitly donations you don't pay for the content you donate if you like what's being made already

>>47146104
1 out of 300 people bitching isn't everyone.
Then again considering (you) got offended by that you were likely one of the minority bitching.

>>47145825
Message unclear, when are you bending over?

>>47145825
Oh I get it, she's malding at people butthurt by her wanting to stream gachashit.

I love my retarded oshi!

>>47145825
god I love my little firecracker Lia!

Pisskin Shitta, the evil dark haired twin of Pippa, has arrived?

>>47145992
Thank god

>>47145825
I said this last thread but it's not management telling her not to play games. For whatever reason Lia insists on teasing games and content and then backing out last minute and pretending it's "internet men's" fault. She wouldn't have these issues if she didn't float games or stream ideas herself all the way to making a waiting room. This is honestly where management SHOULD step in and tell her to stop being retarded.

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

>>47146257

>>47145954
She's talking about gacha. Notice that she's complaining about people NOT wanting her to stream a certain game.

>>47146210
Where are the retards even coming from, she still has maros disabled right?

>>47146297
why are you brown?

>>47146333
shut up Lia never call me out in /pcg/ again you slut or I'll rape you

cat sex

Generation Kill watchalong with Pippa when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nEFLKpknM4

Asking the real questions

>can I have a hitler-stache?
Yes, pippa. Yes you could.

>>47146435
>Generation Kill
we cant or the Kawaii fags will get mad at us again

[TULPA STATUS] Day 2
Today I didnt imagine her a lot, maybe 10 mins in total, walking or sitting in random places
Also making her read my toughts

Hitler adopted the toothbrush mustache so that he could wear it under a gas mask. prior, he had a handlebar mustache.

HITLER MENTIONED

>>47145825
>Trust status?
high

this is probably the least controversial thing Lia has ever tweeted. it is common sense.

>>47145825
Why does this retard always self destruct?

>>47146467
the what now?

>>47146257
CUM

>>47146467
who cares?

Get it together, Pippa.

>>47146497
shes literally whatshername from needy streamer anon she has to have a menhera meltdown regularly

>>47146479

>>47146177
No, false.
Streamers wouldn't exist without those donations, streamers owe their audience and have a responsibility to be respectful and polite to them

>>47146193
I don't even know what she's mad about, I've never told a streamer what to play before, I just don't like her upity attitude

Pippa is flying awfully close to the sun right now
mentioned Hitler, implied circumcision was mutilation

pippa asking about dicks again

>Intentional mutilations are not allowed
>Still accept trannies

>>47146581
i fucking kneel

I'm not circumcized

>can't cut off body part intentionally
how delightfully transphobic

Pippa being based as usual

>enlarged or stretched out holes forbidden
then how are women even in the military?

>enlarged or stretched out holes

Someone shill me on Shiina. I'm a big fan of her design and she seems to be the only one that's actually inclining out of her gen somehow.

>>47146584
I'd like to have an in depth conversation with Pippa about my penis.

you sure know how to keep us on our toes Lia. just stream whatever the hell you want, anyone who doesn't like it just won't watch like you said. you seem to feel strongly about this so just do it

Thank you Pippa, for not enabling TTS, though the threat still looms. Here is the script to auto pay with streamlabs: https://gist.github.com/anon123-ops/9f87f2dc2462f81628373355713016df
You can set up a bunch of messages in advance or use chatgpt. Yes, it's in ruby. Make fun of me. I can do a python version too, if need be.

>>47146548
i fucking love her for it. i understand what liaschizo means deeply.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LSrGAXwMaTk

>>47146651
show, don't tell, is my motto

>>47146552
Thank you for the help, fren. I'll make sure to save this somewhere easy to remember for next time.

>>47146648
shes boring and appeals to normies which is why shes inclining, shes basically a holo but in PC

>>47146573
>responsibility to be respectful and polite to them
crybaby faggot lol

>>47146648
She's got a really nice ass

>>47146581

>>47145825
>looks at the cycle calendar

can sailors not get tattoos any more

>>47146713
source?

tenma playing balders gate actually increase the chance of the girls playing dnd by 1%. congrats on the 2%, fatguys

>>47146746
no she's dumb and skipped over the tattoo section

>>47146748
The horses mouth

>>47145821
it's not 2017 man you can to let go of this cultural warrior mindset, it's not going to advance shit
you like the groomer loving rabbit? go for it, but you are overdosing on copium with these mental gymnastics
I know what she is and that's enough reason to avoid her

>>47146759
God I hope she doesn't play Dragon Age Inquisition

Shiina should let us all cum on her ass

im micro dosing bros how about you

>>47146648
She is the "pretty middle school teacher flirting with you"-experience

>>47146648
I like her streams drunk

>>47146881
idk now I even see nazi shit as normie

>>47146618
If you're American then you should thank your parents. They had to resist a lot of pressure from doctors trying to convince them to have you cut. I'm serious, you should go to your mother right now, grab her by the shoulders, look in her eyes, and say "thank you for not having me circumcised."

>>47146826
>groomer loving rabbit
You talking about Lopi or Pippa?

>>47146881

Imagine a girl with a pocket watch

>>47146759
Lumi, Pippa, Shiina and Lia have been wanting DnD for over a year at this point. Problem is that the requirements for the DM (vtuber, female, American timezone, friendly with Phase) are so exclusionary they render a pool of roughly zero applicants. Sara from Prism would fulfill most requirements but she's in Australia and thus completely untenable.

I hate newfads

>Pippa carried a pocket watch because it was "cool"
she's so autistic its unreal

>>47147040
We need a femanon DM to volunteer and get into gen 4

>>47146746
The navy tattoo regs are more relaxed than they have been in a long while and certainly more tolerant than the other branches.

God Pippa must have been so bulliable as a kid

>>47147080
God I want to noogie this stupid dork

>>47146712
Fair point desu

>>47147080
>>47147130
Pippa was the coolest kid in school

>>47147080
there's nothing wrong with carrying a pocket watch

>>47147130
Apparently she used to bite people as a kid. But yes.

>>47146581
>mentioned Hitler, implied circumcision was mutilation
>flying awfully close to the sun
Used to be the average shitpost humor even normalfags enjoyed. I fucking hate what the internet has become.

>Pippa streams
>almost all antiposting ends
What does it mean

>>47147130
>>47147140
we should all line up and each give her a wedgie!

>>47147205
*tip*

>>47147130
i want to bully her with my benis

>>47147212
it's going to get a lot worse before it gets any better

ok AI art faggots, I request art of Pippa with a pocket watch and a train conductor outfit

>>47147080
perfect tard wife

>>47147040
there are plenty of cool self contained systems that are dm-free and easier to stream. some are pretty creative
there's probably even a few ww2 era themed one shot games

>tfw you're so mindbent can read this effortlessly without blinking an eye but it blows Pippa's mind

>>47147217
It’s the foreskin posting. It calms us.

Is pippa literally the rabbit from alice in wonderland?

>>47147040
Lumi in a stream said she would step up to DM for a oneshot and planned some phase world lore (no actual prep tho) This is why I'm giving them a chance at all.

I want to buy a pocket watch now.

Pippa moment

Foreskin status?

She's losing it over ironing?

Lumi Trust and Love!

>>47147455
gone, reduced to ashes

>>47145896
Is there something wrong with that sentence?

>>47146826
I can't believe I have to have this conversation on vt but you're obviously just getting into this, she's not a groomer or anything,
lopi is basic normie cute girl with basic normie cute girl views on the world, learn to aim properly, she never said anything like that and you're just acting like a nigger and are flapping around,
these people live under the constant stress of losing their jobs for not playing nice with the enemy and you're there shouting at them for not having the same interests as you
grow up faggot

>>47147493
Pachi pachi

>>47147452
buy an old hand-wind one. quartz is soulless and modern hand-wind ones are terribly expensive.

I want Lia to play Tony Hawk all of the sudden.

>>47147463
what she was really losing it over was the insane (to an outsider) way that military instructions are written
they're done in a way that's incredibily specific and precise, but actually very simple, but it looks incomprehensible if you just skin over it

reminder to wash your pipi

https://files.catbox.moe/nl8wyw.png

>>47147383
foreskin posting has killed timeloops and made deadhours threads hit 500 posts. it's too strong

>>47147524
who is this "enemy" you keep talking about
is it with you right now? is it whispering into your ear?

>>47147000
Makes me think of Pippa first

"Psychopath/Sociopath"

>>47147000
he's sperging out about lopi for the troon collab she backed out of

>>47147456
I would have gone to the bathroom and flushed it down the toilet.

>>47147414
No she's a shitposter from phase world.

>>47147456
Good thing autistic weirdos are in with women right now.

Pippa is being particularly xqc tonight. Guess we know what she did with her weekend.

>>47147383
>foreskin
The streamer?

>>47147578
sexxxxxxxxx

>>47147456
Is there anything actually wrong with pocket watches? Jesus man, poor dude...

>>47147578

>>47147578
Niceeee

>Pippa watching videos about how to maintain strict hygiene

>>47147578
Porn of Pippa doesn't feel real.

>>47147615
anon it's too big to go down the hole and it's made of metal and glass, it's not going to go anywhere
the next person walking to the toilet will see it there and come out saying there's a fucking pocket watch on the toilet and there's only one person who had one

>>47147682
It's like wearing a tophat/trilby or monocle. There's nothing wrong with it but you give off a certain kind of vibe.

>>47145825
Go let your fat mexican wallow on top of you some more, stupid ingrate bitch. Filthy grifter. I’m just one of those revolting internet men, so surely the contempt is mutual.

>>47147456
A pocket watch is a cool novelty if you have the charisma to pull it off.

>>47145825
sometimes it reads like Yuri takes over Lia's twitter account.
That being said, what she tweeted is obviously correct.

>>47147682
Its like dress hats. Its just something that has gone out of style as a fashion item. And in terms of practicality all watches have basically been replaced by phones.

>>47147757
Its called the Westermarck Effect. She's your sister.

>>47147456
I bet it wasn't just the pocket watch that they laughed at. He probably also dressed like an autist.

>>47147496
I mean we all know if someone superchatted that and Pippa reacted to it like saying "yes", people would flip shit (especially here).

Tradkin trippa...

>>47147682
they're inherently anachronistic. men's watches shifted permanently from pocket watches to wristwatches after men were exposed to them for the first time during world war i. prior to the war, wristwatches were for women and were seen as effeminate.

>>47147811
no one actually buying a pocket watch has the charisma to pull it off

>>47147836
>And in terms of practicality all watches have basically been replaced by phones.
I thought this, then I started wearing a watch. Watches are far better than phones for checking the time.

>I wash my clothing once every three months
I hope she was just joking

>she found the fabric softener rabbit hole

>>47147080
my school banned phones, i dont like wearing wristwatches because it is uncomfortable, and my dad bought me one as a souvenir. you bet im carrying a pocket watch to school
as long as you dont flash it to everyone, no one cares.
thanks for coming to my ted talk

>>47147870
she'd say something like "uhhh yeah sure" in a tone that makes it clear she's being dismissive and just moving along from an obvious trap question

Pippa already said trans rights during the merry collab, my dudes

>>47147578
Hot

>>47147903
I wonder if Reviewbrah uses a pocket watch

>>47147578
Why wash when my little sister can do it herself?

I want to irritate Pippa's face skin with my fabric softener.

I wanna secretly put fabric softener into her wash and make her itch all over!

>>47147954
Maybe she just has enough clothes to last her that long.

>>47147870
Oddly convenient but
>>47147496
Was meant for >>47147348

>>47147836
Taking your phone out of your pocket everytime you want to check the time is retarded. Get a fucking watch.

>>47147578
but how will i properly mind break her without a pungent layer of cock musk?

Bros I had no idea fabric softener was a scam

LIA JUMP SCARE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIFi0x-eZM4

Just Pippa coming up with the idea of doing this is impressive to me. She executes it well too. No frills, just the poem read professionally with the sound of the sea in the background.

Just put vinegar in the slot

>>47148121
i feel justified now that i've always been too lazy to use it

>>47147836
>>47147772
>>47147891
naruhodo. I still think the greentext was fucked up tho, who cares about some dude's watch being old fashioned

>>47148121
Many store products are scams

A wild Lia appears

>Liker moment

>>47147578
>soft chubby pippa cheek pressing against my smegma ship

Lia...

Liker moment

Way too Lia for Pippa.

>>47147578
How is Pippa bending her waist like that to lick her pippenis?

Lia status?
Hitler status?
Foreskin status?
Pippa status?

>>47147954
I do the same unironically (I only change shirt and underwear after a shower and I shower once a week, I change pants at the start of each month)
women have like 3x as many clothes as men do so it's even less surprising someone as lazy as pippa washes clothes infrequently

fucking Lia

Reminder, no matter how autistic or weird you are their is an autistic pear shaped shy yumejo who would treat you like a king somewhere

>>47148178
Normalfags.

>>47147974
Yeah, that's true.

I'm not posting a schitzo Shiina post this time.
I love Shiina and I can't wait for her streams!

>>47146093
exactly this

>Pippa hates Lia

>>47148235
Are you a NEET anon?

I was watching Scuffed Realtor. What did Pippa say about Lia?

>>47147954
maybe she just has a very big washing machine

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabric_softener

>Fabric softeners coat the surface of a fabric with chemical compounds that are electrically charged, causing threads to "stand up" from the surface and thereby imparting a softer and fluffier texture. Cationic softeners bind by electrostatic attraction to the negatively charged groups on the surface of the fibers and neutralize their charge. The long aliphatic chains then line up towards the outside of the fiber, imparting lubricity.

This is way too much science for me

>>47148233
>Lia status?
Laughing at robbing victims
>Hitler status?
Has a beard that is conforming with Navy grooming standards
>Foreskin status?
Mutilated
>Pippa status?
Very autistic

>>47146257
two can play that game

>>47148327
She started one of her tiktok shorts and the energy was too much for her.

>>47148235
I hope you never go outside because that's fucking disgusting. Have some respect for yourself.

>>47148327
BLOWJOB HATE

I told you Likers being gay isn't a meme how many times do I have to say it

>>47148268
Good job anon. I can't wait for her to come back too. Looking forward to hearing about the stories of the trip and her sweet voice.

>>47148327
Pippa said Lia's farts smell like cinnamon

>>47148289
yeah I live off inheritance
never had a job in my life

>>47148365
bratty rabbit needs correction.

>>47148340
Must do wonders for your lungs

>>47148421
I love the smell of cinnamon, that's good to know.

>>47148250
this shit is unreadable but it's a great story
god, children are so dumb but funny

Pickme Pippa strikes again

>>47148493
>had a kid
it worked for his dad at least

>why do women get more choice in the military?
ohohoho nobody tell her about how women get out of deployments...

>>47145825
>unsub
Will do

>>47148632
yeah I pick her so what

>>47148632
Yes, I picked Pippa.

I wish Rinmama streamed...

>>47148660
yeah but things used to be much simpler..

thinking about women in the military makes me mad. thanks for making me angry tonight Pippa

>>47148632
I'm sorry. I'm not picking you bro.

Tips on how to take a shower in the Navy
Step 1: Stop looking at my dick

>>47148493
Pippa the pipkin pleb

>>47148676
The US military is built around young couples feeling financially pressured to stay in due to a child.

>>47148836
our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're so big

15 minute shower? I take a shower in under 10 minutes.

>>47148819
they let them in to stop soldiers from becoming prison gay

>>47148632
this is why you are single femanon

Why is Tenma in permanent gremlin mode ?

>>47147934
>>47148088
How often do you have to check the time that slipping your phone out of your pocket for 2 seconds is too much of a hassle?

>>47148972
she's from phase universe.

>makes fun of sigma chads
>Would drool at the mouth if she met one irl
Why is she like this?

>only short cropped hair, a few hairstyles
>ironed clothes specific down to the crease, inspected every day
>exercise every morning
>5 minute shower with cold water that's restricted by bucket
Did I actually go to military school?

>>47148934
if you didn't punish them for fucking local whores and hookers like soldiers throughout all of history have done it wouldn't be an issue in the first place

me after sex with pippa

>>47148980
Ever had your hands dirty, wet or occupied?

all this talk about buckets is making me uncomfortable

>>47148980
Nta but I don't always want to have my phone on me.

This stinky bun needs a good shower

>>47149096
i wrote this

>>47148861
you know damn well that's not the reason when half the females in the battalion mysteriously become pregnant all within 6 months of a deployment

>>47148980
all the time if you have a job

>>47147317
>hey pippa you got the time?
>heh.... in which time zone?

>>47149179
yeah, with my semen

Fabric hairnets

>>47149220
women should not be in the military

Did Pippa just call the entirety of the military femboys?

>>47149285
hare hare

>>47149321
Yeah, and?

>>47149268
Amazing

Reddit rabbit.

>>47149321
She said she has a lot of family in the military so I guess she'd know.

>>47148980
My break can't come soon enough.

>>47148980
Depends what I'm doing, but I also don't always have my phone on me (I started wearing a watch for when I was fishing and surfing).

The motion for taking your phone out of your pocket is tedious. Also not being assaulted with notifications when I just want to check the time was a massive bonus. Phone's are fucking gay.

The military fucking sucks never join.
t. 2 and a half years left on a 6 year contract .

>>47149431
>>47149380
I need to find that short of that femboy talking about a recruiter telling him the "7th division loves adventures time"

Shaving Pippa's fuzzy beret...

>>47149096
yes, my son. that is you in the womb of my wife, Pippa, as my cum flows in after another round of pregnant sex.

we're going down a rabbit hole and now i really want a series of streams where Pippa reacts to various examples of military insanity...

Pippa's defenseless anus.

>us military status symbol gear
>made in china
do gamburgers really?

>>47149539
Join the Navy instead. Three square a day and all the gay sex you can handle.

>>47149669
WIDENING THE VTUBER RABBIT HOLE

You know bros, the military is kinda retarded.

>>47149607
That does sound great.

>>47149681
all the required uniform items they sell at exchanges are made in the USA
by retards and blind people, literally

>she keeps calling us Harines
it's so over

>>47149607
The mighty jingles Collab when?

>>47149179
I love this picture.

TTS IS ENABLED GO GO GO

Pippa’s militarized anus.