/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>46724762
Looks even better out of it.

>>46724762
She does. I'm happy for you and your beautiful half elf wife.

>>46724762
Elves and elf symphatizers deserve the rope

>>46724762
>wife
>during wedding rehearsal
Anon do you not know how continuity works?
Why is she going through a wedding rehearsal if she's already your wife?

>>46724762
You’ve got a beautiful dark elf wife an

>>46726137
Ofc an orc would say this.

>>46726137
Dirty stubby dwarf fingers typed this post

>>46724762

>OP carries her through the door threshhold when they reach their home. She proceeds to take a shower. Her fake tan she was wearing washes off, and she removes her fake knife ears. When asked, she claims to not want to be an elf anymore and proceeds to frown as she produces a pair of nekomimi ears she bought in Shinjuku. She asks you to throw away the bow she got as a wedding gift, as she will not be needing it. She tells you she is too tired for sex tonight.....for an entire week. As time goes on, she becomes increasingly distant with you, but seems to perk up whenever she sees your sister or the neighbors wife. Years of coombrain have dulled your higher brain functions, but eventually even you have your suspicions that maybe she never really loved you as much as she loved your money. One day you come home to find her going down on a woman in chainmail with the biggest tits you've ever seen. You turn to run out the door as she screams "Chotto Matte, anata!"

>You awake in a cold sweat, the clock reads 8:15 AM and you are late for your shift at Wendy's
>You immediately cancel your membership.

>>46724762
Elf is for rape not marrying.
You filthy race traitor.

>>46724762
no please... no..!!!!

>>46727409
Orc would be too busy impregnating elves to hang them

>>46724762
You're not supposed to see your wife in her wedding gown until she walks down the isle on your wedding day.