/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Stability.

>>46619193
Massive lewd breasts

>>46619193
The need to breed

Ben Franklin, "Advice to a Friend on Choosing a Mistress"

My dear Friend,

I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entring into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.

But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

1.Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor’d with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.
2.Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.
3.Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc’d may be attended with much Inconvenience.
4.Because thro’ more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin’d to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.
5.Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
6.Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.
7.Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.
8thly and Lastly. They are so grateful!!

Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate Friend.

>>46619618
Based Franklin

>>46619618
Based Renaissance man

>>46619193
They aren't fucking retards.

>>46619193
age

>>46619618
Mucho texto.

>>46620278

Basically this. Young Girls are hot but also extremely stupid/insane. The older you get the harder it is to look at younger girls as anything but stupid children that are impossible to have a conversation with.

Hags can also be crazy, but it's mellowed by age and experience. You can have actual conversations with them, and they're not totally clueless as to what men are interested in either.

>>46619193
I like the feeling of dominating someone much older than myself

>>46619193
I'm nearly thirty and don't really like dating women that are very much younger than me.

>>46619193
They’re kind and loving, simple, sexier,

>>46619618
I kneel, akasupaman!

>>46619193
nothing

>>46619193
Coomers who'll never have sex like to think of the age gap and some idealized fetish, they migh also go "breeeed" when they can't even handle women their age or younger.

>>46619193
They're super fucking needy for cock and impregnation since they know they're time is running out and eggs are drying up so they're easy to court and have kids with.

>>46619618
fuck off. i sex younger women because they look good and that's all i care about. i don't need some hag to start talking about her previous sex partners while i'm fucking her, i want some young unexperienced girl to squeal like i pig and submit completely while i take her from behind without thinking of anything else but my cock

>>46619193
impregnation

>>46619193
cute

I just like how relaxed go-easy they are most of the time. They also know how to behave in some situations and more or less do stern talking to the audience without coming off as a bitch (Botan). In general I think it's just how relaxed they are to be around/watch.

>>46619193
I think this image is enough to show you the appeal of hags

>>46619193
Japanese hags are cute.

>mike/nazuna/rushia
>already a hag
>still menhera

>>46645364
The perfect combo

>>46619193

>>46619549
this

>>46643447
Goddammit anon!…

>>46619193
From the stance of vTubers, they're personally more entertaining for me than the majority of 20-26 year olds parading around on the internet these days. In terms of the modern world, they often represent the peak status of womanhood, holstering characteristics fit for society, friendship, marriage, (fertility if you make it in time), etc. See >>46619618, truly based words, man says it all

>>46619193
everything

>>46619193
sex

>>46619193
you know

>>46619618

>>46619193
wisdom

>>46619351
fpbp

>>46645364
She's too far gone.

>>46630663
No, you empty headed dumbfuck. I just like women who are mature and act stable and are not clinically insane and spout zoomer nonsense every two seconds.

>>46643447
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>46619193
they understand young men

>>46619193
They're my age and I can relate to them(if they're into weeb shit like Marine or such)

>>46619401
this

>>46619618
based benjamin

>>46643447
What was going through her mind seeing this?

>>46682436
Me, the baby

>>46630663
it's only an age gap for 8 year olds like you
i know kids have trouble thinking outside of themselves but you really need to learn that there are different ages other than yours

>>46627758
STOP SHOWING YOUR ARMPIT I'M TIRED OF BEING HORNY UUUUUUUUUUU

>>46678368
>>46685211
Didn't read, coomers