/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Sex with a fembud.

I love my wife so much!!

Gura is cute

>>46580230
She hates streaming for us

Gurass

I fell in love with an autistic womanchild.

>>46580230

>>46580260
So? Shes an idol not a streamer

Gura cute Gura cute!

my wife

>>46580278
Same desu While the autism is part of her charm it does suck when we go through stretches likes this

>Gura did too much in 2021 and should have paced herself better
Is this a valid argument or a made up tale?

same doko..

>>46580366
It's cope by retards looking for any excuse to explain why she's lazy and useless. The most terrifying thing for chumbuds is to actually think logically and realize their oshi isn't trying at all

>>46580322
So I guess we wont see her until 5th fes. then

>>46580278
She's perfect.

>>46580366
nobody here can tell you because they're just neets or wagies who've never had any significant responsibility in their life

>>46580423
>It's cope by retards
yes
> looking for any excuse to explain why she's lazy and useless
kill yourself

>>46580644
Well she's not a diligent streamer with a work ethic, that's for sure. So lazy and useless seems like the perfect description

>sitting at my desk
>watching the city skyline turning to dusk
>watching the city below light up with neon
>it all reminds me of gura
>gura
>gura
>gura

Did Gura get bored of streaming again already?

She's never going back to a regular streaming schedule. Just move on, shitposting here accomplishes nothing.

What do you guys do when Gura isn't around?

>>46580887
PC hort because hot

pet shart

>>46580887
>again
>implying she was ever not sick of it
She had to just make a withdrawal from her ATMs, she never intended to stream regularly

Gura's fetishes include orgasm denial so she has to take breaks so we can't goom.

>>46580946
Literally everything? She is never around, what kind of question is that

>>46580887
I should have expected it when she came back from the break super low energy, already priming us for the next zero streams arc and hadn't even thought about what she wanted to play, she had no plans for a strong return.

>>46581070
why did it stop before the good bits

Feel free to send feedback about Gura's current direction in regards to streams and communication here.
https://cover-corp.com/contact/en/

>46579562
Not trying to start a fight, but objectively speaking man, you're kind of incorrect.

Mori, Miko and Suisei have arguably more work than she has, and while yeah they experience major burnout from time to time, they let it be known, and so far they balance streaming responsibilities just fine. Heck, I'd argue Holox has more work to do, considering how much Cover likes to shill them everywhere.

>5 days break
Really "coming back strong for us" there Gura.

Their posts are so lazy and useless, same shit every thread.
I love Gura and will never leave.

beggars really have no shame...

>>46581118
Don't forget the absolute "QUALITY" of her recent content. She put so much effort into her loading screen (picrel) and her newest shorts venture where she farts into a mic. Really shows how much she loves her fans

>>46581228
Ah, I jobbed the reply
I must commit sudoku
>>46579562

>>46580756
Oh nyo nyo nyo gura's gonna get knotted and bred.

>>46581300
Better than your whore oshi's that's for sure

gooba pls stop ghosting us I'm getting really depressed...

>>46581300
Anon you can say what you want about more content, but no one's going to take you seriously when you talk shit about an objectively beautiful loading screen just cause you feel like bitching. I mean, look at it

Whether your just the usual shitposters or a feisty"bud", I wish you'd guys just slow down a little bit before you start hyperventilating or something. I'm worried about you.
It must be difficult being upset all the time.

>>46581469
It's a zero-effort fix for her self-admittedly forgetting she needed one on her first stream back. You can call it "sovl" all you want, but that's just YET ANOTHER excuse for laziness, because all you do is make them

>>46581435
She's a habitual ghoster, sadly that's just who she is. It was just covered up back then with more streams. People have rose-tinted glasses, it's always been a common complaint against her.

>>46581228
>Suisei
She actually somehow works even less than Gura.
I suspect Cover actively encourages talents to take it easy if they earn a lot, and only a few talents enjoy streaming enough to keep at it while popular.

>>46581279
can you please not doxx my shopping basket

>>46581578
Anon, come on. Are you honestly being serious

>>46581391
Haha, yeah, not exactly anon

>>46581656
>She actually somehow works even less than Gura.
You don't actually believe this do you?

Sex with a fembud.

When did you realize it was over?

>>46581684
Are you? She literally said she forgot to get a loading screen and made that one in about 30 seconds before her stream started because she was too lazy to get a real one. And she continually uses it

>>46581865
yea me

>>46581865
Stop trying to have sex with Fau Fau

>>46581583
>>/vt?offset=1152&task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=gura%20ghosting
>go back 2 years during the supposed best times
>tons of posts about people crying about the same thing as right now
this revisionism is funny, yes she streams less but this is who she always was.

>>46581558
>upset all the time.
I'm only upset when Gura doesn't stream

>>46581955
What revisionism? People who claim she changed are obviously talking about the streaming consistency. What is this logic?

>>46581717
sure cuckbeat

>>46581881
I’m asking if in all sincerity, like genuinely, for real, are you REALLY, ACTUALLY trying to shit on this loading screen? Look at the linework alone and tell me you don’t feel a tinge of that ephemeral essence known as the sublime ticking down to your core

>>46582046
Her streaming consistency was that she would stream a lot, then ghost for a few days or a week and then stream a lot

>>46582050
>Everyone who doesn't like my oshi is a deadbeat
???

>>46582166
Anon, that is a board-wide tradition
>we
all hate deadbeats here

>>46581955
>post a link containing ghosting complaints
>there are so few that they get spread out over an entire month
>and most were caused by one offhand comment by ina
Nice self own retard.

>>46582242
That's retarded

>>46581860
I mean, she doesn't need to travel or do much of anything, and even going into the studio is easy since she usually doesn't dance. Laziest, lowest effort Holo by far.

>>46582157
Yes, and right now, it's that she streams very little, then ghosts for at least a week and streams very little again.

Gura stream?

>>46582336
/vt/ had a completely different vibe back then. complaints were rare and openly shitting on holos wasn't much of a thing(except for calli)

>>46582157
>a few days
yes i believe that is what used to be the case and has now turned into 4 or 5 days being a cynical best case scenatio
this image used to be silly, once upon a time

Gura bean?

>>46582356
Whatever you say, deadbrap

>>46582504
Dino bean.

Gura...peen...

>>46582157
And at no point does she "stream a lot" anymore, so the point about her changing consistency literally lines up with what you said

>>46582356
Yeah.

Gura has a cunny thats cute and funny

>>46582583
She streamed 4 times in 10 days? It's not a lot but people are acting like she's streamed once the past month.

just one sniff gura

>>46582557

>>46582360
You unironically called Suisei out of all the Holos lazy and low effort.
Now I know for a fact you're just talking out of your ass.

>>46582640
Ok, let's be realistic about the coming days and say she's not going to stream, because she's not. So to someone who isn't biased, that means she's streamed twice a week for 2 weeks. In no world is that "a lot"

>>46582638
Too bad she's doney with the funny

>>46582776
Yeah, Gura is cute and cool now

>>46582640
To be fair, we were at that point about a month ago.

So did that original song she talked about ages ago just go poof or...?

>>46582748
Are you delusional? She doesn't stream, doesn't dance, doesn't need to travel, shits out fewer songs than Mori despite doing far less of everything else, and mainly just shills merch.

>>46582913
She's releasing an album on her birthday.

she burt her literal ass out in the sun and can't sit on it for hours to stream idk why everyone is flipping out over it just wait til she's back

>>46581874
28th of september 2022

>>46582945
yeah that's gura

>>46582980
HOW DID SHE GET A SUNBURN ON HER ASS CHUMKEKKERINO?

>>46582945
Full 3d concert
Full album
Collaborations with huge idols on her birthday
And is already prepping her next album and 3rd live

Do you live under a rock?

https://twitter.com/nf09339793/status/1642986773705011200
this is still cute btw

If Gura doesn't begin a week with a stream on monday then it's a fucked week with few streams. Then again her entire channel is fucked, I don't even know what normal is any more

Pray for collab invites from other girls and shill streams, nothing else can drag her ass to that play button

I will buy every single Gura merch available and you schizos can't stop me.

>>46583015
Nope, Gura needs to travel. She works harder than Suisei.

>>46583090
Your loss

She still has to go back to Japan...

>defending suisei over gura
Interesting.

>>46583117
>A single trip to Japan
You're stretching it.
Gura herself would shut that down immediately. Suisei works her ass off

>>46583021
uoh

>>46583090
You're winning

We will probably get sporadic streams this spring, then once her birthday stuff is finished. she'll have an active summer most likely. (plus EN3 is bound to happen this year)

>>46583253
Hopefully. EN needs another group of girls to breath some life into it.

>>46583253
Would any of you drop Gura if a hypothetical better oshi came down the line with EN3?

>>46583211
The only one who watch suisei in this site are cuckbeats, they are so obvious

>>46583253
Shut the hell up, you said this garbage last year.

>>46583313
I still remember all the doomers before council debuted. Ame was in a serious rut and people were saying Gura was burned out and going to graduate.

>>46583325
At the very least I hope it puts pressure on Gura because she honestly doesn't deserve any support with how she's been.

>>46580322
This is actually how yesbuds think.

This incompetent little cunt shadowbanned me despite asking for criticism lmao

bag

>>46583325
No. Apparently there aren't any EN chuubas that fit my criteria. Gura is legit the best of the best for me.

>>46583117
>goes to Japan once
>"Gura needs to travel for her career as a streamer"
You cannot be this stupid

>>46582980
why was she drinking hot coco while its hot outside is she retarded

>>46583065
Every Holo does 3D concerts (and dances more), her albums are just a result of her music connections doing the heavy lifting for her, and frankly they should scrap her next Live to let the other Holos use the studio more, especially if she's going to invite a bunch of non-Holos again. The studio is limited until they get a new one, so 3D Lives should try to involve as many Holo guests as possible for now.

>>46583528
>still defending suisei
You sure you're a chumbud?

>>46583253
>she'll have an active summer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>46583253
Japan trip before birthday

>>46583325
Well let's put it in numbers, let's say she was better at singing, dancing, streamed regularly, and was a 1 to 1 Gura's personality, down the Vtuber model itself as well. Lovebombs and all. This hypothetical girl is an objectively "Better Gura" would you switch over, or at least see what the noise is about?

Probably been said several times but I'm not gonna read this hellhole of a thread:
>I want to come back strong for you
>takes 5 days off after streaming minecraft 3 times

>>46583528
Flying to and from Japan takes a lot out of you since it's two days shot and jet lag on top of it, plus the stress of being in a foreign country. It's a lot more effort than just sitting on your ass, which is what Suisei does.

>>46583325
Yeah, I just want someone that streams often

>>46583590
She has to play autism simulators too otherwise nah.

I miss gura.
One of you guys should pretend to be Goob right now for our amusement

>>46582913
If I had to guess, it's in the same state as Reflect MV was, it's done and has been for months but she's too autistic to release it without some special event

they're really at it, they just love saying the same shit over and over don't they...

>>46583325
No, there will never be a girl as perfect as Gura and that fact is why all of this is so painful and why I didn't move on a long time ago

You guys will be fine.

>>46583731
I'm thirsty for guratea

>>46583715
You say that until a better girl comes along. We've only had Gura for like 2 and a half years. There's always a bigger fish.

>>46583597
You shouldn't bother, Anon. Any kind of criticism of her behavior, no matter how thinly veiled, is simply not welcome here.

>>46583253
>Active
>Stream
Holy cope. She will do even less after her birthday because she would have raked in
money enough for 3-6 months break. Notice how after every birthday for her is followed by prolong breaks?

>>46583689
UwU my wifi is literally about to die in like 5 mins time to go outside and touch some grass like the pure introverted womanchild that I totally am sry chumbies see u when I see u

>>46583768
b-but what if she peed in it or something?

>>46583834
flavor enhancer

>>46583830
pc hot uwu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbu6v6JCAbY

>>46583884
i'm a millionaire but can't afford mobile data uwu

>>46583794
>neet thinks he knows chuuba finances
lol lemao

Think of it this way, if she wasn't still serious about her role in hololive, she wouldn't be working on the idol side of it, because the skills for idols have zero transferable qualities to anything else.

>>46583779
there has been plenty "gura killer" shilled here and they all fail and they will all fail

me when i hear gura's next excuse

Wake me up when you guys are done

>>46583794
I need to buy enough merch so that she can retire for the rest of her life. I want her to be comfy.

>>46581874
today, right now

>>46583936
I'm too retarded to know that people want me to stream, so I'm just going act like I didn't already know this because it makes people have more sympathy for me UwU

>>46584018
never wake up

>>46583989
At the end of the day it just means that she loves the idea of having fans that appreciate her idol projects and cheer her on but hates actually interacting with them (streams)

>>46584018
they are never done, their autism runs too deep. sorry anon

>>46583597
Nah it was
>I want to come back strong for you
>4 streams on her channel over entire Japan arc
She said something like thanks for being patient and back to the good old days before this latest low effort return.

>>46583233
Mori works her ass off, Kiara works her ass off, Pekora works her ass off, Miko works her ass off, Kaela works her ass off. Suisei does not.

>>46584045
Do you wear diapers fake gura?

>>46583253
You said the same thing would happen when Fes ended...

>>46584003
Nothing stay golden forever anon. Everything WILL fail one day. That's human nature, and Gura is no exception. She isn't infallible by any means of the word.

>>46584018
WHO UNDRESSED MY SHARK AND BURIED HER IN THE SAND.

>>46584129
I took that as coming back strong once she was home and nothing would stop her from streaming like in 2021

>>46584018
Alright, there might be a window around 5am.

>>46584201
Yeah I coped with the coming back strong being after all the stress of the Japan trip too I get it

>>46584171
nta but there is literally no EN chuuba that fits my criteria for the best vtuber. They need to be a miracle of god to top Gura for me.

>>46584169
She had social overload in Japan, she likely doesn't feel the need to stream as much. There will be downtime when Gura misses us.

>>46583989
...What other life skills does that girl even have?
From what she's told us she doesn't really seem to be skilled at anything practical. And by practical I mean shit like fixing a blown gasket, fixing a pipeline, welding, ect.

>>46584201
and now we're already back to the usual, plus she's going back to japan pretty soon and we'll have even less of her

>>46583834
Preposterous notion.

>>46584279
Typical male ignoring her practical feminine skills.

>>46583989
>because the skills for idols have zero transferable qualities to anything else.
Prostitution.

>>46584333
yeah, mine

>>46584322
Such as? Anything that'll let her earn a living?

>>46584278
>She had social overload in Japan, she likely doesn't feel the need to stream as much.
Then she shouldn't have said there will be regular streams once she gets home.

>>46584410
but she did stream regularly

>>46584333
Gura becoming an anal prostitute for her boy once again after going through an idol arc. Kino.

>>46584279
She would make a good wife. What else are women good for?

>>46584410
I don't think she said that man...

>>46583989
>professional singer
>stage performer
>voice actor
>zero transferable qualities to anything else
Retard.

>>46584458
>schedule will be spotty until I'm back home

Can't wait for the people here coping that she is doing offstream work only for her to be the only Myth member not showing up to Mori's 3D birthday

>>46584519
Why the fuck would she show up to a 3d birthday? She's not in Japan.

>>46584519
Mori has a 3d birthday thing?

>>46584460
No offense, but she's tried that before and it didn't get her very far. Not everyone is a Yuri Lowenthal or a Christina Vee

>>46584443
What counts as regularly for you, Anon? Let's say I'm interviewing you for a Vtuber spot at a corpo. Tell me what you define as regular streaming.

>>46584279
my wife is forklift certified

>>46584589
>yuri lowenthal
>christina vee
They suck ass. Give me Steve Blum.

What would you do if you caught feral Gura in a fishing net?

>>46584616
3 times per week is regular
2 times per week is sufficient

>>46584460
>Professional singer
Gura's voice might be nice but she wouldn't pass any professional auditions
>stage performer
IDK maybe
>Voice acting
Gura is a bad VA, simple as. She tries way too hard to the point that it's cringey.

>>46584678
You are cringey you dumb motherfucker.

>>46584671
That's actually what Cover is asking from their Vtubers.
Problem is Gura streams once a month at least to twice a month.

>>46584634
I like Christina Vee. The fact that she makes me hard as diamonds is completely unrelated.

>Gura is a bad VA, simple as. She tries way too hard to the point that it's cringey.
that just sounds like she's perfectly qualified to be yet another english va

>>46584790
That is the most generic face I've ever seen

>>46584789
Because she burned herself out in 2021 due to pacing herself poorly and ended up taking a health break, then went to Japan right after that.
(nearly every big holo has had a health break similar to what she did)

>>46584671
Regularity has nothing to do with frequency though, it's just a word that gets constantly misused on this board. You could stream on the 1st of every month and that's regular streams. What you actually want are frequent streams, not regular streams.

>>46584790
she aight

>>46584789
>That's actually what Cover is asking from their Vtubers.
Cover don't ask for anything anymore. But they most certainly wouldn't quantify 2 streams a week as "sufficient". And I can't think of any other fanbase that would either.

>>46584883
I don't need frequent streams from Gura. The schedules where she did a stream every week, or multiple streams per day was dumb and number chasing from both her and cover.
Straggled streams throughout the week is perfectly acceptable and healthy.

The solution? Get Gura Muse Dash perms again. SImple.

LEAKED ENDING OF THE MARIO MOVIE
>Bowser is defeated by mario using the axe to cut down the bridge
>Peach: "Wow it's finally over, you did great mario Let's throw you a mario party!"
>Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO starts playing
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>Every Character starts dancing in bowser's castle
>DK: Wow Mario this party is Banannas
>Seth Rogan Laugh
>SHAKE THAT
>Toad starts twerking
>Mario starts flossing
>Pause
>Peach pushes mario off the mainstage
>"It's the girls time to shine"
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>Peach starts dancing with her spear thing
>*Record scratch
>Luigi screams like a little girl
>"IT'S BOWSEEEEEEEER"
>Everybody stops dancing
>Switch shot to dry bowser and a group of his minions looking like they are ready to fight
>EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLING
>Bowser and his minions start shuffling
>Luigi in the background is visibly releaved
>Everybody resumes dancing
>Peach: "Wow Mario you really are
>Cut to every main character saying Super
>EVERYDAY I"M SHUF SHUFFLING
>Fade out to black
>Roll Credits

>>46584519
>only Myth member not showing up to Mori's 3D birthday
Literally the only people that would care about that is Global.

>>46584957
Of course. If they could do that she would spam those streams just like with project diva

>>46584958
isreal

>>46584957
They can get Muse Dash perms for EN, but they won't since JP won't be able to get them.

>Gura streams
[shitposting intensifies]
>Gura doesn't stream
[shitposting intensifies]
Love you, /ggg/.

>>46584954
Regular just means occuring in set intervals though, so saying you want regular streams says literally nothing about how many you want, whereas at least frequent refers to an amount (if a relative one)

>>46585038
Pisses me off that Cover is like this

>>46584678
She would be god tier at any of those professions, but the jobs she mentioned getting were things like food blogging, history larping, and working in a cafe. Pretty easy jobs, and you can just work for a few months at a cafe and soft-retire where you only cover other people's shifts if they're sick.

god we're all the way back to arguing semantics again, this was already retarded when it was over spotty

She keeps making fun of the SHE HATES US joke, why is that? Could it be that she feels guilty?

>>46585087
Well, regardless, I think if this is how she operates for the time being, it's not that bad.
People that want 2021 Gura back are silly, since that is unhealthy, and Gura realized that.

>>46584958
No Wario secret ending? That's lame

>>46583597
>3 minecraft streams
>farts into mic for a short
The second one is honestly insulting

>>46585038
But they get perms for other branches all the time even though EN can't get them...

>>46585171
>joke

>>46585191
If you don't like this short, you don't vibe with her sense of humor and should stop watching her. Really. Leave.

>>46583629
Anon, I was in Japan from America a month ago. It takes a day, top, to recover

>>46585095
Cool thing is that it never works the other way. JP get to play games that only they would be able to get perms for no problem.

>>46584519
I'm really not expecting her to show up, she is obviously just being annoying about her sunburn instead of brute forcing a stream

look out!

>>46585163
Semantics refers to the concept of meaning. Without meaning there isn't language, there's nothing. Semantics are important

>>46585236
its oddly amusing. Theres something about it that I love.

>concert tickets go on sale in less than two days
>still no pricing or vendor info
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>46584988

>>46584278
Holy crap, you retards have entire fanfictions in your head, huh?

>>46585292

>>46585365
$600 on ticketmaster, take it or leave it

>>46585259
>Brute forcing a stream
Through a sunburn?
That's true, god forbid you sit down with a sunburn. Gura has probably been standing up and avoiding touching any furniture for 34 hours.

>>46584507
Well yeah, now we're back to our regularly scheduled program. Which is large absences. See what I did there?

>>46585414

>>46584860
That still does not excuse streaming once or twice a month. Yeah let's say she got burned out in 2021. That's 2 years ago. Move on.

She even asked in her member stream if people wanted her to stream more. She was so shocked that people wanted her to stream. What the fuck was that?

>>46584926
Yes I know they don't ask that much anymore but I was under the impression that at least some of them cared a little bit instead of freeriding their money.

There are too many from HoloEN right now that has become too comfortable.

>>46585365
It's on ticketmaster. It's always been through ticketmaster. Either you overpay several hundred once they start scalping, or you go home.

>>46585236
It would be amusing if she was streaming. As it stands, it's not

>>46585543
God I hate Ticketmaster so much

>>46585501
>alllllll over the glass

>>46585562
Really? I think the short is pretty funny.

>>46585437
That's my point the small inconvenience makes her not stream, your have other holos streaming in their death bed but Gura never gets close to doing something like this, the only time she did was when she got "COVID" and that was after multiple days of ghosting

>>46585236
It would be funny if it was actual fart sounds, these sound like PS2 sound effects.

I can no longer tell anti posts from chumbie giga cope like "haha no worries she'll get better after her birthday!". It just reads like a false flag to me, like someone is lowering the standard so much for Gura they're shitting on her.

>>46585437
Sounds like an issue for white people.

WIFE

>>46585621
Humor is often rapport-based
Something can be incredibly funny from someone who is on good rapport but if someone who is not makes the same joke, it can fall flat or be insulting.

Imagine you have a boss at work that you love. Best boss ever. Everyone thinks he's fucking awesome. He makes a joke about firing everyone. It makes everyone laugh
Now imagine a shitty boss. A boss who is lazy, does nothing, pisses people off. This boss jokes about firing everyone. It doesn't go well.

Gura is the shitty boss right now, and she shouldn't be farting into a microphone for her only content

she's horny

I don't value hard work. Its all about working SMART. Why clean your yard when you can pay mexicans to maintain it for you?

Stream tomorrow confirmed for sure now

WIFE WIFE WIFE

>>46585942
lol
she made sure to wait until after her stream time so that no one expects any communication from her

What if it turns out that Moom's announcement from her stream tonight is that she's at Goob's house?

>>46585741
It's better not to even read any of this sort of shit. I think they're losing track of who's even who themselves.

>>46586026
based if true

>>46586026
It's not, it's a casual outfit

>>46585942
been through this way too many times to assume twitter activity means actual activity but it is nice to see signs of life, at least

gura cute...

gura should take a couple of months off to rest and think about stream ideas

>>46585876
I dunno man, I like to separate art from the artist. A good joke is a good joke.

>>46586026
It's the casual outfit. Literally everyone has been saying it's the casual outfit.

If you stop looking at hololive with the perspective of a reguar day-to-day job but more as athletes, athletes with a history of mental and physical issues, then things make more sense.
Gura is not an ironman, she doesn't play every game. She's a finesse player with flashy brilliance but susceptible to injuries. She ran herself too hard and now pays the price.

>>46586137
Sorry you have such low standards, then

>>46586026
>Gura with sunburns
>Mandatory council off Collab slap

do I goom today to goom perms or wait for the next stream?

>>46585236
based, I find myself chuckling to the thought of this at random intervals in the day

she might even be carefully composing a tweet right now

>>46586215
I take what I can get. Life is too short to complain that your burger is missing its cheese or the employee at the store forgot to take off the anti-theft tag from your new clothes.

Horny wife

You want a stream, chumbie~?

>>46586336
it makes me so happy when she likes feet. she's been so great this year. wish she'd talk about pee crystals again though

>>46586328
If someone shat in my burger I would definitely complain

She really is a liar, isn't she?

>naked Gura like
This reminds me that we're gonna have asmr cybersex soon, oh god I'm so excited hnnnnghhh.

She spilled her ice cweam.

>>46581717
Then what are you doing jn a Gura thread?

After all this time I still don't get feet

>>46586491
third nipple

>>46586409
that animation is superior to the official one

>>46586473
She really should have liked this. It's literally less lewd than what she's already liked today.

>>46586525
like hands but for the floor

>>46583253
LOL. Not gonna happen. Why are some people here so fucking naive

>the sun hurt my wife
I'm going to kill the sun

>>46586525
It's a sub thing. Doms wouldn't understand.

>>46586529
(You)

>>46586686
I always knew that fucker was bad news.

sex

>>46586491
Oh nyo

Chumbies I tried to make mac and cheese and I followed the directions just like it said but it became a soup...and then I cooked it more to try to make it less liquidy but it started burning

Are they done?

>>46587080
dumbud.. cooking pasta more will just make it softer

It's honestly sad to see chumbuds standards degrade to the point where even the possibility of a tweet is somehow a win after days of no streams

>>46587026
I'm guessing that's a bundle? Buy all those blahaj get one shark girl?
Deal. I'll buy it.

>>46587087
not if you keep inviting it back, retard

>>46586686

Wow look at all those likes, my hard working sharkie just earned herself another 3 days off

>>46587087
Eye of the storm. Stay vigilant.

I'm not a minecraft autist. But if Gura sets up the water in her base right, could she have it be mostly flooded with a path to let her walk normally? That would let Gura satisfy her sense of style and her hatred of water in MC.

>>46587219
agreed
the tweet took her 8 hours to word after all

>theres another male collab coming up
>gura immediately goes into her bunker to hide
at this point, the rrat that she dodges the homos is pretty strong
someone correct me if im wrong but has she ever streamed once while a male collab was in the works?

Enjoy this musical interlude while we wait for gura to address her streaming crimes.

>>46587378
woah

>>46586794
Wait, was Gura referencing the Gawr hips animation with that move?

>>46587355
Why do they still do male collabs? It actively hurts the girl's viewership and doesn't really boost the dudes at all.

>>46587355
She collabs with males offstream everyday and no amount of copes or mental gymnastics will change that fact.

>>46587478
They're fun.

>>46587189
That's what I thought but the pasta turned brown somehow...I'll have try again another time

>>46587520
yeah, me

>>46587478
to dunk on (you)

>>46587532
>>46587560
Are they now?

>>46587378

>>46587355
There sure must be a lot of male collabs if that is her reason for not streaming.

>>46587586
they're like mid fleshtuber collabs

>>46587355
>dodges them 7 days ahead for a stream that's not even featuring her
your rrat makes o sense

Can she just graduate so I don't have to wonder when the next stream will be

>>46587586
Yes. I understand if you don't want anything to do with them, but many people do enjoy those collabs and the girls involved want to do them. Gura doesn't and that's great.

You guys are wusses, Nakirigumi wait weeks at a time without a word and she still has some of the most consistent viewers in hololive.

I don't care if Kronii is collabing with males. Why do they have to come justify what she does to us? Why do they need our approval?

>>46587752
>Nakirigumi
We call them ATM

>>46587857
They love their oshi. There is nothing wrong with loving your oshi.

>we

I've gotta be 100% honest, if Gura never goes back to 2021 schedules, I'd be perfectly fine with that, since there were times I didn't watch her because I'd seen her too much recently.
I just want the content to still be good.

>>46587971
kys

>>46587763
They saw a Chumbud make fun of them one time and now they think all Chumbuds are their antis. I don't want Gura to collab with males but I don't go out of my way to shitpost about girls I don't care about.

>>46587694
I see. I thought people just like shipping them.

>>46588044
kiss your shark? gladly

>>46588073
>I don't go out of my way to shitpost about girls I don't care about.
Same. I just try to live and let live around here, we have enough shitposters as is. I wanna relax and talk about what I love.

>>46588346
you forgot sound=, retard.

>>46588473
shut up

>>46587971
This is your average yesbud, "too much Gura" is an actual thing to him

>>46584519
How is this a bad thing?

>>46588492
Anon, are you still using a CRT at 240p

>>46587763
Gura is my oshi. Sometimes I watch Tempus, and very rarely I bring it up here when it's relevant.

the trident looks pretty sick with shaders on fauna's stream

>>46588579
Why are yesbuds always so accepting of no streams? Do they have no backbone or sense of shame?

>>46588620
I do not feel like fucking around with getting optimal quality so I picked the minimum size possible. You can fix it if you want.
https://files.catbox.moe/dpm0ue.mp4

>>46588696
They don't understand just how much real Chumbuds love her

>>46587478
Because they want the sex

>>46588579
It is. I have other hobbies that I enjoy and too much Gura gets in the way of them.

>>46587620
The internet has ruined me to the point where I saw an egg being fertilized

>>46588579
Meh, there were a lot of times in 2021 and some in 2022 that I was doing something and I'd check her schedule and it'd be a Minecraft stream or a collab in a game that wasn't all that intesting and if I'd seen her a few times the days earlier, it's like, do I REALLY need to watch this?

>>46586336
There is nothing horny about that you retard

They sure love their "yesbuds"

>>46587478
Cause they think "owning le hater" is based and thinks the loud minority advocating for this is going to watch their streams, throw SCs and buy merch.

>>46588684
This is the sickest it will ever look.

>>46588696
Things probably would be better if she took breaks instead of streaming some days during those "glory times"

a shorky shork

Oh nyo im scrolling without reading the thread again. Gura cute!

>>46589179
Yeah, the problem was her streaming! Thank god she's not!

>>46588696
Because they are incapable of criticizing Gura. If they do, they feel like they are betraying her or something. So weird

>>46589332
What a whack mentality

her health issues are handled now right? i really want to know what's keeping her from committing to a schedule every week at this point
her life must have been be pretty chaotic for the past year+ but i hope things are at least better for her now

>>46589365
They are "handled" and she is "okay"

>>46588696
Yesbuds are the epitome of moral high ground retards that only care about winning argument against what they perceive as the enemy. They don't care about watching streams or enjoying content.

>>46589332
Thats what it means to have an oshi. You'll understand one day.

>>46589476
these people are closer to nijiniggers.

>>46589476
No people with gura oshi criticize her but only valid criticism such as "Gura why didn't you tweet an update while you were on twitter an hour ago"

>>46589332
It's funny how they say nothing about all the people constantly calling her stupid and making fun of her, but apparently wanting to push Gura to do better when it comes to streams and communication is where yesbuds draw the line.

>>46589417
You don't respect her. You just want STREAM STREAM STREAM ALL THE TIME when it's clear that it was unhealthy for her do that.
Those loaded ass schedules with every single day filled were NOT a good thing.

IF, god forbid, these are chumbuds. They seem to have it in their head that if you aren't shitposting about wanting streams constantly then that means you don't want streams.
Good thing they're just shitposters though.

>>46589715
>You just want STREAM STREAM STREAM ALL THE TIME
NTA but I'd settle for 3 streams a week on a regular schedule
>inb4 she did
No. It's been 5 days. She did not. And I guarantee you she's going back to her once a month crap

>>46589715
>when it's clear that it was unhealthy for her do that
More schizo headcannon.
When you filter out everyone yelling to stream less the thread becomes much more enjoyable.

>>46589736
You're kicking the wasp nest chumbie. They are typing up an essay as we speak.

>>46589715
A million times this. I for one am actually OVERJOYED that Gura is taking proper care of her health by doing wholesome things like sunbathing instead of doing 4chan basement dweller things like streaming.

>shitting up a thread and calling Gura a whore is "criticism"
Ramao

>>46589856
All we need are cunnyposters and the thread is good.

>>46589736
>They seem to have it in their head that if you aren't shitposting about wanting streams constantly then that means you don't want streams
We're not talking to you. We're talking to the denialbuds who invent entire scenarios in their head trying to justify this as why it's a good thing and Gura shouldn't be streaming because streaming is apparently too scawy for her and will harm her health

>>46589873
Let 'em do their thing, they were going to anyway.

I'm glad Gura understands that it's possible to have too much of her and bases her streaming decisions around us, the moderatebuds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wArI3n7Qu4&t=14180s

>>46587971
I mean, she complained that she wanted to have a life besides streaming back in 2021, and since then she heavily reduced her streaming time.
And I'm like ok Gura, but I want you in my life as my girlfriend, so let's work something out. Stream whatever game you're into, chat with us when you're chatty, karaoke when you feel like, and let's have passionate cybersex so we can feel good about our quality & intimate time together.
Hopefully that's what we'll settle on. I think it's what she wants, too.

There is a severe lack of Dinos in this thread

>>46590086

>>46590086
I'm hungwy.

>>46590061
>heavily reduces streaming time to get stories for streams
>doesn't tell more stories
Classic Gura!

>>46588696
I started caring about Gura because of who she is. Streams are not really related to that. I dunno why you think that's going to change whether or not I think she's based and sugoi.

Sup, you faggots still coping that gura actually loves you?

>>46589715
At the moment she doesn't seem to respect her fans time either. How is it acceptable to make your fans wait everyday at the same time for the possibility of a stream instead of just straight up saying no stream for whatever number of days she is going on break

>>46590189
Chumbie turn on your notication you dummy

>>46590086

>>46590145
But she broke an apple in half! With her bare hands!

>>46590178
She loves ME and that is why she liked pretty images and gave me goom perms.

>>46590053
>too much of her
we have too little

>>46590178
I've already accepted that she loves me. Yeah.

>>46590239
frogura is pretty cute

>>46590178
Yes, i know that she loves Me! And i love her more than anything too!

>>46590262
It's a matter of stream length. Once the vod gets above around about 5 hours it becomes increasingly difficult to fit into a busy schedule, to the point that it's likely people will have to resort to clips. It's like there's too much Gura to fit in your mouth and chew, you know? You'll choke on Gura.

what the fuck has been happening lately

I'm glad Gura is smart enough to prioritize her mental and physical health these days. Yes, the past winter was rough, but recent tidings are good.
Wanting her to go back to her so-called "peak" is just wanting a fast-track to graduation.

>>46590388
all work and no shark something jack something

you faggot already leaving her for yuko, Don't lie to yourself, gura is not your oshi anymore. we all know
>proof
all those loyal gura paypig is already migrating to yuko

>>46590369
I bet Gura would stream more if people started drawing fanart of her with a tiny 3 inch(hour) cock.

>>46590369
This is pathetic

>>46590388
shitposters gonna shitpost

>>46590369
But anon there’s no gura right now. Unless you have some of her saved in a small plastic bag. Ready to get microwaved back up hot.

>>46590369
But i want to choke on Gura. Drown in her.. I am ravenous for Shork, there is not enough of it in my life.
I. REQUIRE. MORE.

>>46590388
Gura has been a lazy shit for so long people are starting to view her not doing anything as a positive thing because they don't know anything else

>>46590578
>starting
Anything Gura does is a positive thing. She is practically Jesus.