/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura cute Gura cute!

I love my wife so much!!

>>46524241
Funny how obvious anti gaslighting posts like this will go untouched just because they got a smug Gura attached but then if a honest chumbie dares to talk about how sad he is without Gura (like >>46518980) hell breaks open and people who work for free start throwing fits.

Gura's shorts debut was good, I hope she continues doing them.

You see that awkward little blue one in the back?
Yeah, that's my wife.

Remember to love Gura and she will love you back.

my wife

Gura da best! love the shark!

bean

Gurass

I just fap to a fucking vaporeon , good work fuckers.

Sex with a fembud.

>>46524703
Gurapeon got me feeling some type of way.

What started the Gura Vaporeon thing anyways?

Retarded shark

>>46524590
I'm not gaslighting, I really really just want to fuck her.
Gura would be nothing but headaches in a relationship. She's one of those girls who's only good for squeezing.

>>46524761
Gura is a water type and the copypasta was popularized by ID.

>>46524749
gurape

Stay cool, buds.

>>46524807

Why does Gura act like a child. It makes me feel wrong to fap to her.

pet shart

>>46524838
for a second I thought that was a Gurapple

>>46524838
Gurape

>>46524868
Because it's cute and that's just how she is

gura should play touhou

>>46524590
>parasocial schizo
>"chumbud"
Gura doesn't need any of that shit. She's not your parasocial girlfriend and she's not into GFE crap. She doesn't even want to have children. Can't you see she gets upset every time someone calls her mommy?
She just wants to do her work in peace and wants to be left alone, she has the right to have a personal life outside work and you don't need to be part of it unless she feels you do.

>>46525046
>shork brain + bullet hell
She's gonna cry, a lot

>>46524866
Inappropriately petting the shart.

>>46524777
I would be a headache back and force her to dump me after squeezing her for as much emotional support as I can get.

>>46525023
What a sound she made.

>5 threads in one day
what the fuck happened in here

>>46525208
The usual, Gura made a tweet.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb3tx1G5GVg&t=1840s

https://poal.me/hg2dof
https://poal.me/hg2dof

>>46525208
Gura being the protagonist of /vt/ is no joke

What if Gura April fools joke was to release an onahole merch. But management said no so she didn't stream.

>>46525208
Just the usual shitposting, nothing to write home about.

>>46525174
heavy petting the kitty

>>46525267
https://youtu.be/Qb3tx1G5GVg?t=174

>>46525046
2cc?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb3tx1G5GVg&t=1840s

https://poal.me/hg2dof
https://poal.me/hg2dof

>didn't even post the poll here yet
>unlisted
>already 10 votes
How?

>>46525408
did u bumpd ur hed?
>>46525267

>4chan lags too
God fucking dammit.

>>46525061
There is a reason it upsets her. It's not that she does not want them things its just with everything going on with work and how her fans are people have to make compromises. Also, you are one to talk. You don't know what gura wants or not because you also don't know her.

>>46525353
erotic

>>46525061
It's more just people overstepping boundaries and being obnoxious, obviously that's bothersome to anyone
The fact that she doesn't interact with males shows that she wants to be "devoted" to her fanbase, but when schizos start not respecting her space then it's gotta be annoying

>>46525520
also I didn't see the context since it was pruned so I'm just assuming context here

>gura gains tokyo ambassadorship
>loses Holomeet ambassadorship
She can only hold one office at a time.

>>46525505
I'm pretty sure the reason is she's used to people treating her like she's younger than she really is and expects it, so it feels wrong for people to call her mommy. She's a gaki and wants to be treated as such.

Do you think Gura has a tight grip?

>>46525600
That's what 4chanX is for. Do you enjoy having jannies decide what you can and cannot read on the internet?

mmm shark tail

>>46526001
official doujin never...
also funny how this is relevant yet again

Gura got cwispy

>>46526144
It isn't though? She hasn't done anything on members since h.

>>46526310
Ayo why gura a nigga doe

>>46526325
True, but the first part is.

>>46525520
>devoted
So devoted she tries to kill them off a bit at a time to become less "relevant" and avoid responsibilities. Do you really believe she had a real reason to not make even a tweet from her phone before every unannounced vacation/break she took? she wants to kill her fanbase and this is exactly what she is doing, it's so fucking obvious. That's why she prefers working on projects rather than streaming. To note even in her fancord the nitro boosters went down by 10% in last 3 months and 2 admins retired. They may be le discord trannies but they are still within the stats of her fanbase.

>>46526436
skin hort

>>46525702
>exploited to promote shitters
she rejected itm glad she did

>>46526496
I know you're bored and replying to yourself but man you have to have something better to do than track discord shit.

>>46525702
Good, now there's less con stuff to deal with

I know this gets said way too much nowadays, but I'll say it anyway.
I love Gura!

>>46526596
There's people at Cover getting paid big money to do that sort of stats shit. Be glad I do it for free.

Opinions on Gabby?

>>46526727
She's Gura.

Oh nyo, numbers.

>>46526727
Gabby is an impostor, she's Gura with circle lenses and without twintails.
Why does she do it? obviously a test of devotion to see if you'd fall for another girl or not.

>>46526515
Nah but fr nigga why she lookin kinda clean wit it doe
Let her ass cook

>>46526800
Meds

>>46526727
Very underrated, just as good as Gura some would say. Really smart people have been saying so

>>46525208
>comes back after 3 months apparently revitalized
>NOPE, back to 2 streasm a week
>does nothing for one of the few days where she can do something interesting
>lamest excuse about it
>even posting it on the 1st,from her phone would have been better
>out of character shitpost is all we get
>some people get upset about this shitshow
don't reply to me, you know this is true.

GURAAAA NYOOOOOOOO GURAAAAAAAA TRAPPED IN THE GLUE TRAP NYOOOOOOOOOOOO

So now that we know for sure that Gura is technologically illiterate, why do you still think she knows how to set up a VPN?

>>46526596
He is right and that's a good thing. Also anon did gather data, what did you do? You ungrateful piece of garbage.

>>46526855
>out of character shitpost
lol

>>46526727
I can't deny that she's really cute, but my heart belongs to Gura.

>>46526596
>the asmr streams? they are cringe
>the halloween cookies stream? cookies make you fat
>the rainbow trident celebration stream? I'm not even a member
>the thanksgiving stream? turkey meat sucks
>the christmas stream? I'm not religious

>>46525267
I know why the third choice is there... because it's obvious which one of the 2 things she really meant.

>>46526908
Because she mentioned the one she used in a member stream.

>>46527474
no she didn't

>>46525208
>she lies again about a break
>"why /ggg/ hort?"
At this point she should just point a Mossberg to my temple and put an end to my pathetic life, I wouldn't even mind if it was her to end me really.

>>46527530
I don't know why he thinks she said which one, but she did mention using one and then about having to pick a server that's not full
https://youtu.be/zp0sfEVWH9A?t=2195

You almost made it without responding.

>>46527608
I doubt he's a member so he wont even see it.

I really like the idea of gura getting a tan with a microbikini even though I do not believe hat is what happened in reality.

>>46527608
i bet she uses surfshark

>>46527914
fitting

>>46527621
i fucking hate autists

>>46527621
Sorry. I just KNEW there was an immediate recorded refutation of his shitpost and had to nibble. I'll stop and post cute Gura's now.

>>46528008
why do you hate gura

Despite watching 98% of all her streams when she was live, I still feel like I took her for granted when she was most active.
Do you also feel that way?

>>46528148
smart chumbie

>>46526727
I love both Gabby and Gura!

>>46528148
thank you I like when people link old vods it amkes me happy

>>46525061
You don't speak for her, you white knighting faggot. Castrate yourself and then burn yourself alive.

>>46526855
This.

Has the holoconnect ticket sales time been announced yet? I know the day is wednesday but I still haven't seen anything about the time

>>46528260
In that case let me recommend this one, extremely underrated and never seems to get mentioned
https://www.youtube.com/live/3phaXN_FjiE

>>46528421
after lunch, JST time

>>46525061
>She doesn't even want to have children
Somebody didn't watch Fishy Tank.

>>46528203
Yes. I would guve anything to go back.

>>46528444
thank you friend I hope she does duolingo ASMR soon

>>46528444
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>46528459
there are ups and downs in life, be thankful she is still active at all, embrace the moment before she graduate

>>46527608
For future's sake could someone make a soundpost of this? I'm behind the times to do so.

>>46528148
Well, I'll give it to you. That was good.
I never remember exact times of things.

Enjoyed the Minecraft streams recently bros. What do you think her cave will look like when Goob is done building it?

Miss anything in the threads today or has it just been schizo central?

>>46528444
>3M views

>>46528535
>embrace the moment before she graduate
When Gura graduates I'm gonna go find a way to die. Military, skydiving, crab fishing, whatever.

>>46528641
are you this suicidal?>>46527560

>>46528203
Sometimes but then I look at the other ENs and realize that she streams less because she wants to. There's no way she's more busy than Mori or Kiara who have side jobs but still stream regularly.

>>46528613
I'm going to be sad if she doesn't flood it like everyone in all the JP clips is expecting her to. The Conduits are starving for moisture.

>>46528699
>mori sidejob
>2020
jesus, if you want to shitpost, at least find something comparable to her

>>46528699
She seems very protective of her brand/identity. She doesn't like having duds on her channel and she probably gets upset if she thinks a stream went bad or something.

>>46528733
>water themed vtuber
>water is her least favorite mechanic in minecraft

>>46528624
>Narrator: it did not last long

Do you guys ever get a feeling of satisfaction out of crying? Ignoring when tears are shed while being proud of Gura, something about giving into the sadness and crying for a bit always feels a bit better afterwards. Im really missing her tonight, and while it's not the kind of sadness that leads to tears I wish I could get some relief of this feeling...

>>46528616
Just shitposting, no reason to do archive reps.

>>46525334
oh...

>>46528580
I have the same issue. I know vividly what she said, I just have issues finding the right VOD or timestamp.

>>46528925
man, i miss her too but relax, she will stream soon
its not like she is going pikamee route or something, play vidya

>>46528697
Shooting yourself is lazy suicidal. I'm more in the crazy suicidal category.

>>46528925
it'll be alright, sadbud.
we're gonna make it

>>46528925
Yes. For me it's usually while listening to music

>>46529060
dont worry, you can volunteer for globohomo army

>>46528535
Sometimes it's better to let go before you reach a point where everything going forward will taint your wonderful memories of the past.

>>46528925
Crying just makes me tired.

>>46528925
Crying makes your body release chemicals, proven by Science.

Sometimes there is nothing to be gained from the future.

>>46529128
that's just for a weakling low-t and a woman, its a sign of weak mental health
past experience enhance your mindset, that's how your ancestor survive

>>46528791
Yeah, she's so protective of her identity that she was willing to let everyone believe that kanauru was her for large portions of the some of her most impotant moments.

crying just makes me horny

>>46529199
then you just waste your time

>>46529121
Nah I'll never fight for Israel. I'll go find a foreign legion or a SWAT team to get shot in.

I just came out of a funk so now I feel great.
You'll get better!

>>46529371
foreign legion to ukraine then

>>46529295
I hope you never have a parent that has to go through end of life care that forces you to make some very difficult decisions.

>>46529404
I said I won't fight for Israel didn't I? Anyway we're getting off-topic let's ditch this conversation before mods get mad. Gura cute.

>>46529295
I don't think you even understand what you're replying to, ESLchama.

I would fight the entire world for Gura

Gura needs to take responsibility for being such a cute and charming girl. How am I supposed to find someone that can be like her?

I will magically possess everyone who is mean to Gura and make them too horny for her to do anything mean to her.

>>46529513
he wants me to let go of Gura, he is a doomer and want to spread his negativity here

>>46529518
And then she would throw you away into a ditch like all her other fans, anon.

>>46529633
don't project yourself pajeet

>>46529633
>Gura touches me and tries to throw me with her cute tiny little arms
I'm already in on this you don't need to try and sell it to me.

>>46529518
same, no amount of doom and gloom will change me
she changes my life, i wont stop loving her

>>46529608
He's been doing this for so long. The sorry sap.

>>46529768
thank you tenroy

>>46529608
No. I'm just saying that sometimes it's more merciful to euthanize your pet than it is to let its cancer metastasize it into something unrecognizable, pitiful, and broken.

>>46529810
yeah, it's just sad looking at his monologue

>>46529860
holy chuuni batman

I LOVE Gura.

:D

>>46529860
jesus christ, get some sunlight
vitamin D is good for your hormone imbalance

>>46529897
>what are words

>>46529860
I always let my pets die screaming in pain. It gives strong memories.

Still no fanbox ver.?

>>46529860
Someone post some emo Gura images. I can't find mine.

Sex

help i farted and now my room smells like mcdonglds french fries

Looks like that post hit a little too close to home.

>>46529959
Isn't that AI? Just go ask the AI thread if you want something.

>>46529957
>>46529958
my oshi isn't your pets. grind it into your skull

Where's my shark wife at???

>>46530033

with

>>46528925
>that song
Reminds me of the time I spent in RPGs in the past, too bad I cannot enjoy such things anymore.
I still chase that dream with anime and manga, actually for anime I used to until I stopped hoarding them but I'll never forget the first time I watched SAO or Log Horizon... man, if I didn't cry my eyeballs out. I wish VR was real, not these pseudo facescreens that require facebook login to use. If VR was real I'd literally disappear, clone my brain onto an AI and dispose of my own useless body. Fuck reality once and for all, end the suffering forever... yeah as if it's gonna happen within my lifetime.

So we had hurricane hort, pc hort, pc parts hort then the thanksgiving ghosting arc (not even a message). She completely ignored the 2 years member milestone despite every other holomyth who was not on hiatus doing a special stream. Reminder that at some point between hurricane hort and pc hort she told us she reads all the criticism about communication and "values" it. (still no updates though)

Then came hiatus, then came Japan and her "return" which consisted of the return stream, the new hairstyle, a scuffed karaoke and an abortive valentines stream. No further streams on her own channel. Whilst in Japan she - bailed on the subaru offcollab, had to be forced by her manager to even meet her senpai and probably bailed on the dinner with her senpai too considering how self admittedly avoidant she is.

Now that she is finally back in America she has already flaked out on the first fun event stream she could have done (and mentioned wanting to do in her days old minecraft stream) and if it was a funny bone hort situation she could have just joined the collab instead of thinking something up by herself. Holofes was a highlight but holy fuck it has been rough and I only recapped from a few months ago it has been bad for longer than that.

When do the good times come? DYRBI when she says the next Japan arc she will have more time for streams and meeting senpai or is it going to be more of the same, barely any streams followed by ANOTHER low energy return. Also considering how holofes was the only genuinely good thing that has come out of the last few months WHY the fuck will she not do a watchalong and gush over her Senpai.
I wrote this essay for me not (you) so I don't care if you didn't read it.

>>46530086
your oshi is my pet

I want to remember Gura for how happy she used to make me. Not for how miserable I am now.

>>46530143
>I don't care if you didn't read it.
i dont

>>46529959
>>46530081
huh this is ai? It looks good

Jesas. I want Gura to communicate better and am sad things seem to have regressed already too, but this is just pathetic.

>>46530086
I know you don't speak English, but please look up the word "metaphor".

>>46530033
huhaha

>>46530223
Welcome to the future. We goom to AI now.

damn, doomerfag is still going?
you can leave and find another happiness, no one is holding you hostage

>>46530244
all that food for one small shark, no way she can eat all that. It's probably gonna last her 3 whole days

>>46530242
Things are pretty good imo. I'm excited for ASMR soon.

Remember when she used to care? I sure don't after all the ghosting and broken promises. I pity the chumbuds here still overdosing on hopium

>>46530143
I read it.
I agree that this is painful.

>>46530343
make that 3 weeks

She's just a fucking brat.

Lots of interesting people tonight. We've got the doomers, the bloomers, the guys that are madly in love with her, the horny posters and the schizos

>>46530306
He might, but it's too bad you won't ever learn English.

>>46530143
Add to your essay that last week she said she "owes" members the ASMR and all the times she didn't stream, she wanted to make up for it yet she went to the beach for the rest of the week and today wrote a shitty lie about it.

>>46530360
I think "soon" might be a little too optimistic, but I'm glad it's happening too, yes.

>>46530427
she gave 4 streams in the last 7 days, I don't understand why they keep shitposting here

>>46530485
proof?

>>46530143
Also on Valentine's she said she wanted to talk about Christmas but obviously she will never mention 2022 Christmas ever again. It's already water under the bridge.

>>46530427
I believe every chumbie should be hornybuds

>>46530485
The only rrat I included in my essay was that she probably bailed on the senpai dinner, I don't care about your cuckposting I just want her to be engaged with streaming again.

>>46530483
i just didnt care about "rule" of your language at all

they could be enjoying a game or improving themselves but instead they threadshit in a place of worship...

>>46530552
AND a short. Unprecedented! Do not forget it, it is higher quality than at least 10 cherrypicked minutes of her last MC stream!

We've had everyone of all types from here and elsewhere for a while. And I've just been chillin' through it all.
I think I'll goom in a bit.

>>46530577
What the hell do you want her to say about it? Why are you so obsessed with holidays?

>>46530427
Doomers, bloomers, goomers, and tumors.
Rumors, boomers, zoomers, humors.
We have it all.

>>46530671
She is obsessed with holidays and I want her to share that with us.

>>46530427
I'm just a boomer who madly in love with her. I'm too old to care about threadstirrers

>>46530577
She literally talked about Christmas, why do you think people didn’t also watch the same stream

Goom

>>46530643
exactly, no amount of your negativity will make me hate her

>>46530617
Yeah, it shows, SEAslug.

>>46530612
Did she get the sunburn tending the grass in her garden?
You didn't believe last time's wifi problem excuse but now you believe her?

If our schizos have the thought process of children, does that mean some of them are cunnies?

>>46530746
Stop thinking so highly of yourself, narcissistic faggot. No one cares how you feel about her.

>>46530705
Well yes because she likes seasons and things that are currently in the air, I don't think she likes talking about them after they've been over for months

>>46530757
maybe i'm a SEAslug but i didn't waste my entire day hateposting about gura

imagine LARPing as a beggar...is there a lower existence?

>>46530746
based and same desu

>>46530849
I care!

>>46530746
based

>>46530729
The fuck are you talking about? she said she was going to talk about everything she did on Christmas.
Point me to the fucking stream where she did that you absolute piece of shit.
I swear the people who make shit up just to feel like white knights are the worst kind of cancer affecting this fanbase.
I'd skin every single one of you alive if it was legal to do so.

>>46530849
Does our threadstirrers have no self aware? You cared enough to reply

>>46530853
Well unfortunately when she's missing for months she has to talk some about things that happened months ago. Which she did. I have no complaints about how she handled that break. The only break I have a problem with is that she said she would talk about the thanksgiving break more and never did it.

>>46530849
I would argue it’s more narcissistic to talk about how much you don’t like her and also tell other people that they should also not like her

>>46530849
oh I'm absolutely better than you, wealthier, and have a loving family just because you're a miserable faggot you will not drag me to your level you subhuman

>>46530612
It wasn't a senpai. No JP holomen would ever make her promise not to talk about having dinner with them. Not a single one is like that. In fact, most, if not all of them would want to talk about it themselves. She was clearly lying.

>>46530855
based SEAbud

>>46530717
Based and same desu. I just turned 32 today and I've been around here since I was underageb&. Shitposting just doesn't do it to me anymore and hasn't for a while.
I just come here to talk about what I love, I don't want to bother anyone.

>>46530950
She might not have gotten to everything because she got distracted by the meat cooking but it’s a straight up lie to say she didn’t talk about Christmas you cockroach

>>46530821
I think the wifi shit was another lame excuse to not communicate ahead of time that she would be bailing on doing an april fools stream yeah. Maybe her internet was spotty, maybe it wasn't but she could have let us know regardless.
There is a huge difference between thinking that and believing your rrats about her spending a week at the beach or whatever the fuck you are going with now.

Too many words. Not enough horny.

There are a few things she could do that would make me eventually drop her, but I don't think there is anything she could realistically do that would make me hate her.

>>46531052
based soon to be 31 years old ojisan here, i'm not bothered anymore

I like soft and squishy.

>>46531000
I can almost guarantee that you are not wealthier than I am, not that it matters much. As for the other things, I also have them. What I don't have is an oshi that cares about me, but then again, neither do you.

>>46531186
like this?

>Hurry up, anon. Our plane departs soon!

>>46530958
Because talking about anything for her is a minefield. She would have to censor what she says or she would contradict herself since whatever she does offstream are things she can't share to us as it would be a big yab. So it would be better to give a general response and say nothing at all. She can't even keep her story straight just from her recent tweet alone and you want her to share stories of what she did offstream?

>>46531218
Sir, this is a Gura thread.

>>46531065
If for you "oh yes christmas! there's so much to talk about... I will talk about it at a later time" means talking about christmas then yes you belong under a skinning knife. I'd start from your cock after giving you meds to increase your skin's sensitivity so you can agonize during every single second of it. Fucking retard.

>>46531218
>What I don't have is an oshi that cares about me
then find another oshi you dumbass

>>46531243
>she can’t keep her story straight from her recent tweet alone
Point out what makes you think this

getting awful edgy in here

>>46531278
We're his oshi, anon. Have you seen his attempts to grab our attention?

Does anyone know why the Valentines day stream got privated? Was lookin for another stream and noticed.

Youngbuds have a lot of energy

>>46531268
If that’s all she said then how come I know she got crocs from Christmas? Did you not even watch the stream? Wouldn’t surprise me

>>46530958
She talked a lot about thanksgiving, it's christmas that basically never happened and only after people massively asked about it in chat that she brought up the topic, even though she reserved it for later (basically never at this point).

For starters, no ISP outage lasts for more than a day in the US anymore. Not even comcast or time warner is that bad.

>>46531379
She didn't have perms for the meat cooking sim

>>46531349
yeah one chunni faggot
but the good thing is, it's just him (since last year)
his effort to recruit another hater has failed miserably

>>46531397
She said way more than that about Christmas. It was enough to sooth even my schizo heart.

>>46531379
She said management knicked it because of the perms for the game she was playing.

>>46531397
That was a recent mention and only by chance.

>>46531278
>just fall in love with someone else.

>>46526855
I was honestly hyped for April Fools this year and was expecting for Gura to do something cool. Didn't think she would just straight up ghost us for April Fools. Guess that's what I get for expecting anything out of the current Gura.

>>46531446
Hahaha that's actually kinda funny thanks

>>46531489
Welcome to "casuals & catalogniggers" general, buddy.

>>46531333
>4 days ISP issue
>Goes out long enough to get sunburn but cannot find a place with Internet and update viewers
>Seems like the April fool collab was planned early and she clearly had no plans to join as the frame was up early.
>Somehow had enough time to make a short and get it approved by management despite the ISP "outage"

>>46531477
It was not a recent mention, it was in the Valentines stream. The recent mention was croc headlights you retard

>>46531489
damn schizo, you hatepost your love object for 18 hours, if I were gura, i would call police

>>46531489
Just hornypost. Pretty easy.

>>46531489
then your love is selfish

>>46531578
She even talked about wrapping presents in funny obvious ways but that's pretty much all she said. It's from her own mouth that those words came out, she said she wanted to talk more about it but if you know her by now then you know it's not happening.

>>46531489
it actually is that easy, you know.

>>46531560
Hey man I'm not a casual. I un-neeted myself because of Gura.

>>46531565
She never once mentioned the collab so how is it contradictory that she wasn’t there? You know that there were 3 other people also not in the collab right? Why is this post just your delusions?

I'm thinking of getting a Gura skin for the back of my phone.
What's your favorite Gura picture?

Gura is a content creater. We must give her more time off to let her show off her creativity when she streams.

>>46531243
This. It's so clear she can't talk about anything that happens off-stream anymore. She's terrified she'll accidentally let something slip that will confirm what everyone already suspects is true.
There is no way she hasn't betrayed us at this point.

>>46531560
i thought this place is "doomer, bloomer and whining Jr"

>>46531565
-Can happen and has happened with Gura in the past
-You don't know how many of those days she spent out
-Not everyone was in that collab anyway
-It was literally 5 seconds long.

>>46531691
paranoid neuroticism isn't healthy

Day one chad here, I love Gura that's all bye

>>46531665
Me too. And?

>>46531673

>>46531770
>bye
yessss one by one her loyal member is leaving!!!!! finally my effort is not in vain

>>46531594
amen and hello buds, I did the responsible thing and went to work, and while I'm glad I didn't stay home waiting for the frame that never came holy shit do I hate my job, have some reposted gurass because I cannot find the butt I was looking for

>>46531673

>>46531584
>>46531652
What do you SEAfaggots even mean? Go back to your retarded facebook groups. Stop shitting on people who care about her more than you care about your repulsive bride forced upon you through your arranged marriage.

>>46531739
Even if we discount everything else. We are already told that even a 5s short would require management approval. You think she would be able to get approval in the middle of the night where her manager lives?

Sup, are you faggots still coping that your oshi actually loves you?

>>46531954
send your feedback to cover, her employer
whining here wont change anything you braindead

>>46532020
Wrong tab friend, the niji thread is two blocks down

>>46531863
You wish

>>46532020
Gura loves me!

>>46532020
I knew she loved us but I didn't want to except it. Now I see the light and welcome her love.

>>46532020
welcome back phasefaggot!!

Buy bag
NOW

>>46532020
Sucks to be you, your own oshi doesn't love you.

>>46531954
bothering people is loving them?

>>46532178
I got mine!

>>46532020
>the jewshill is back
like a clockwork

>>46532020
I've learned to accept that she loves me. Yes.

Sometimes I stop to reflect on all the posts made in this thread including mine. It makes me realize how hilarious everything actually is.
I mean... people would literally kill for her but her self-esteem is so low that she still doesn't want to believe that she's loved so much she's driving people insane.
It's not like I don't understand where she's coming from since I was bullied a few times in school for being a weirdo and fat kid but if I had 4.3M girls going insane over me as a man...

>>46530143
I think if you're expecting an immediate return to form you're just setting yourself up for disappointment. People don't just suddenly fix all their behaviors at once, it takes time. The reduced activity is frustrating and we might not see a return of "the good old days" but I do think things will get better. Keep in mind she didn't even have to acknowledge 'feistybuds' or this weekends' absence, but the fact that she did makes me believe she feels genuinely remorseful and wants to improve her habits, even if she still may relapse from time to time.
>inb4 bad faith LARP
this is also a vent

>>46531866
thank you for the gurass bud

>>46531954
Please get treatment for your defective asperger's genes.

>>46532020
Yes, why does she love me? I feel unworthy of Gura's love yet she does love me. I will forever be loyal to her. She makes me the happiest shrimp alive

>>46532020
She loves me, and all those that love her, but me the most.

She lied about Luigi's mansion.
She lied about Christmas 2021.
She lied about her cat.
She lied about Subaru's off-colab.
She lied about going to dinner with a senpai.
She lied about her ISP outage.
There's probably a lot more.

>>46532178
bought one begh already

>>46532108
>>46532152
>>46532182
How many fucking boogeymen does your thread have kek

I'm comfy still.

>>46532229
I don't really understand women either chumbie.

>>46532312
i'm a shotgun kek

>>46532265
I’m sorry your mom did that to you, hope it gets better

>>46532265
>No proof

>>46532265
get well soon.

>>46532089
Why would I send my complaints about the person I love to her employer? Are you retarded? Is that how you dumbasses do things in Indonesia? That's beyond being passive-aggressive.

>>46532265
mental illness

Looks like a job for dino gura

>>46532312
This is a Gawr Gura General.
We got 'em all, son.

>>46532397
You really have no self aware lmao.

Don't open

>>46532312
>trannies
>jews
they are all the same

>>46532229
I think you misunderstand. Gura knows we love her, but women have to hear it sometimes. That's why they'll fish for compliments and stuff. She just wanted to see us say it to her.

>>46532397
mentally ill autist, i thought SEA is the schizo central

>>46532229
Yeah, it's all pretty comical when you take a step back look at it like that.

>>46532265
Based. She is a compulsive liar and deserves to be called out for it

>>46532229
its just a bread and circus

>>46532312
>How many fucking boogeymen does your thread have kek
big numbers and flat chest, take a guess

>>46532243
>acknowledge 'feistybuds'
When was that? The members stream?

>>46532243
>she didn't even have to acknowledge 'feistybuds' or this weekends' absence, but the fact that she did makes me believe she feels genuinely remorseful and wants to improve her habits, even if she still may relapse from time to time
She kind of already did this though, more than once but most recently was when she directly addressed the disappointment with how spotty things had gotten before the thanksgiving arc and said all the feedback, good and bad. I felt the same way you did back then too but things didn't get much better at all.

Whatever though, I hope you are right, it's not like I haven't enjoyed the last couple of minecraft streams (even if the first one was a bit rough) I am just disappointed about the april fools situation and anticipating the worst when she has to go back to Japan. Hope I am wrong.

Would you tards slow down already. It's way too late to be blowing through threads like this.

>>46532437
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>>46532571
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>>46532642
>>46532669
RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB

>>46532703
and a rubrubrub to you too

>>46532676
The past two threads haven't been so bad. Lots of emo buds tonight though.

>>46531514
>>46530143

I'm chill because my oshi is based.

>>46532312
Oh man, you don't even know the start of it. It's the consequence of having a thread infested with schizophrenic SEAfags, all of whom think everyone else is the same anti.
Sometimes they even try to falseflag as new bogeymen so that they can accuse anyone they disagree with of being them, but they mostly stop pretending to anti her the second a members stream starts. It's all very pathetic and sad.

>>46532624
Same here. I want to be hopeful, but I think is like the 3rd time she's acknowledged she needs to do better and started doing so, only to relapse again. Either way there's not really much that can done about, so I'll just wait and see.

>>46532458
You really have no grasp of English, lmao.

Stop samefagging, ESL SEAscum

Buying my own Dino Gura was the best purchase I've made.

I need to piss

>>46533050
>inb4 he bought the Vietnamese knock off.

She HATE us.
Simple as.

Nah just you lol

I love how ESL has been overused so much that it's just used as a catchall insult by basically everyone. Whether you're a hardcore anti or a shining white knight defender, everyone you don't like is ESL.

>>46533112
Well, then that's another thing she and I have in common.

I didn't wash my hands

>>46532760
It's one person replying to himself and pretending things are bad when she's been doing great.

>>46533186
lick it

...what?

Oh yes, and everyone is the same person.

>>46533107
I didn't even know there were knockoffs, I just went straight to the official store in the link. My Dino Gura is REAL!

>>46533157
Holy ESL.

All me.

>>46533240
That took longer than I expected

Me

>>46533295
MUMEI?

Every JP that runs into Gura's minecraft build is really impressed. She did a good job with it so far.

Every holo should get dino fanart

>>46528925
The other day I was driving for a few hours listening to Gura karaoke streams in the car and I had to stop and I cried in my car for a few minutes
It's probably because I didn't take my meds and had no caffeine for a few days, but it felt good anyway.

The world needs more Dinos

>>46533538
based

>>46533521
based and dino desu

>>46533463
I used to do the same thing, her singing has absolutely made me cry while driving before.

I'm starting to get the hang of using this again. Have a cute, somewhat sweaty AI Gura

>>46533687
her tail looks a little hungry

>>46533687
Nice. The tail is kind of small but the hair pieces are actually done right.

>>46533157
No. In this case it is literally ESL SEA posters. Just look at this shit.
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>>46532458
>>46532531

>>46533738
Yeah, it always struggles with tail a bit. But this is just raw generation, I still need to figure out how to use control net to more custom tailor the image output.

good ol dino healing

>>46533764
That's someone larping as an ESL not a real ESL.

feeling a bit comfy

What are the chances that her latest tweet spark a new wave of tanline or ganguro Gura? I really like thos but there are barely any arround.

When the shitposting gets this bad it's just amusing to watch. I think they want me to be mad or sad or something. But all I see is a wild circus.

>>46534031
Very unlikely. There's like 3 good artists that pay attention to things like that. Maybe if one of them does it and all the other artists copy them.

Finally comfy time

>>46534115
mm, looks tasty