/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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My only interest in streaming is to attract and groom women.

local fumo things gen 4s are cute

>>46344415
Please come to my debut next week!

>>46344546
most honest male vtuber

I skipped posting in the last thread and instead got off four times, possibly more, resulting in a more productive day than usual

>>46344609
you didn't link your stream bro

>>46344609
Watch me come for my debut in your mom's vagina this weekend nerd

>>46344633
semen productive, at least.

>>46344546
now post it on your twitter tally

Want to post my design for critique but it's just pure furry, I didn't try to go full furry but I did. I won't scar your eyes.

>>46344415

>>46344787
Too shy

>>46344950
How bad could it be?

honestly a bit surreal that as a male, i lost female viewers when i collabed with females. i can't believe all this time they just wanted me for sex.

>>46344950
don't be a faggot and just post it

>>46345283
big corpo male aspie...

>>46344950
We talking western furry or kemono?

>>46345283
Anon, they're women, who else are they going to fuck, their dogs?
Okay, don't answer

>>46345283
even if i don't want sex, even if i have a bf, i will always watch males for the bfe they provide. Females like romance, if you can't directly provide that at least provide some shipping fuel with collab partners. If you ruin the experience, I can just watch other males or play an otome game for the same feeling, simple as

>Vampire is named Alina Sanguis
>Not Alina Sanguina

>>46345826
What constitutes bfe for you?

>>46345283
I don't really collab for femchuubas anymore, even if it doesn't hurt my viewers that much I know it's not good for my collab partners. One time I asked her regulars and they told me they were fine and liked me but you know.
She never told her viewers about her boyfriend lol

Ladies and gentlemen, I hate women.

>>46346459
Me too anon, me too

>>46345768
depends if they're white or not.

>>46345283
people think being a unicorn is a exclusive trait to male viewers when it's way more common in female viewers
do you remember when Vox had Reimu interrupting his ASMR and his femgosling went apeshit?

>>46346459
This is your target demographic. Say something nice about it.

>>46346631
iirc those were Chinese femgoslings so that's pretty par for the course

>>46346881
I don't really hate women, I want to value you but you're making it very hard. Why are you trash. Why can't you be something precious.

you did slightly better in your stream today.

>>46346127
should call herself Alina Slutwhora

>>46347373
The precious ones are studying their asses off and hiding ecstasy from their parents instead of watching a kusoge stream with a vroid hoodie in the corner

>>46346881
she chose a good color for the words.

>>46348233
I just want a gf I can love and respect. I hate women.

>>46348668
One day you'll meet a fujo who hates men, you'll hit it off, she will stain your favorite bodypillow with her smell, and you're going to understand you like her a lot. She will be trash, just like you, and you will love each other like only trash can love trash.

Runoxi > Denpa > Olga > Coco (male) > Laine

i, too, shilled runoxi before watching her live

>>46349454
seething female
must be awkward to be Runoxi and be hated by her previous gens and current gen female "friends", just because she is doing what everyone shouldve done.

>>46349635
Are you trying to say there are haters posting in this thread? What the?

>>46349635
must i post a dick pic to prove you otherwise?

>>46349635
the karaoke was her idea

>>46349710
thread is full of mediocre people seething and attacking other mediocre people
bucket full of crabs

Chaos Couple for President!

>https://www.twitch.tv/chaosfoundry/clip/DarlingAmericanOctopusDAESuppy-CIawBm07lfrgOecZ

>>46349806
I wish I had half the ego the thread says I do, my greatest cheerleaders

>>46349816
Is this the guy whose gimmick is:
>"Hello wife"
>*typing noises*
>2 hours later
> tts: "Hello husband"

>>46344564
Still not getting in, Jignx.

>>46349806
Being a thread personality here would probably sap a lot of my motivation to stream tbqh.

>>46349005
Oh no, not the Miruku Kumazaki bodypillow now available at https://cuddlyoctopus.com/product/miruku-kumazuki/ at a very competitive price!! Please, she can ruin my life but not the miru bodypillow!

>>46350036
Its ok Kumadachi. You'll be ok

>>46350036
why is her head shape like that

>>46349995
same
i wont promote here

So anon? You want to make it into a corpo with all the other voice actors? Voice act THIS:
https://youtu.be/bP6V4UspemE

Laine cancelled stream again, I hope she's good.

>>46350172
tranny

>>46350137
Works out at the library

>>46349936

I mean, it's less, "Hello Husband" and more, "WTF do you want, you tiny uggo femboy?" I kinda like how mean TTS-goth GF can be. He's pretty cringe though.

>>46350351
Maybe she is taking art lessons finally?

>>46350137
Men will fuck anything vaguely female shaped.

>>46350137
Too much soul, that's how she draws her heads. Her self-made model used to be like this too.
Ah, but she commissioned a model so she looks like this now.

>>46350351
She'll likely update on her own, but she's fine

>>46350351
she says it's a tornado but I bet you tornado is a codeword for boyfriend
every fucking time i shit you not

>>46350681
so which US state has a tornado going on right now?

>>46350793
Several of them anon, its almost April

>>46350793
Anxiety

>>46350463
I'd even fuck a man that looks feminine no homo

Gonna do my first stream April 1st to make sure nobody sees it because they'll be too busy watching everyone else's special April Fools streams.

>>46351217
This but it'll be a legitimate non-April Fool's stream.

KK Here!
I'm going to do a gorilla stream in 5 hours!
I've had it, I HAVE TO STREAM TODAY!
It's crawling in my skiin.

We're playing Ultrakill, hopefully I can get the bugs out before the Dark Souls Twitch Stream tomorrow.

>>46352223
It's spelled "guerrilla".

>>46352617
No

lmoa figured out custom items <3
watch me tomorrow oomfies kise

>>46353254
this bitch got no legs

>>46353254
I can't believe people still use bleeding cowboys to this day. crazy blast from the past

>>46353254
OMG my Oshi's in Chat!

>>46353366
in heat*

>>46353333
wtf u shit it's not old all the hip kids use it stoppp
>>46353308
4now c: charsheet first, in the works. emotes commission almost done

>>46347403
Really? I felt totally lost cuz I digged for easter eggs this times (they re super cool in this games) and sometimes it was super boring and long process.
I am glad that it wasn't a disaster. It's just specific but I like it!
I am learning, honestly.
Still feel like I need a lot to learn

>>46354368
Not KK...I feel like you'd be great in Idol Corp!

>>46354446
Nah, who will take potat with such accent, grammar crimes and waffle maker as laptop?

But thank you for cheering up! I am trying, I am glad that my speech changing with practice. But still need significant improvements.
Meeting new people let me interact more, adapt more, react faster - all things I am in lack of.
I hope one day I will be less socially clumsy and awkward and more entertainig.
There's so many jokes in my head but I miss moment cuz I literally leading as old PC trying (and failing) to perform non-native language

>massive tornado coming to kill me
NOO I WAS JUST ABOUT TO MAKE IT

https://twitch.tv/denpafish
Deltarune

no one told me denpa is a tranny wtf happened to her cute retarded voice

>>46356498
she's starting fall off

>>46357578
forgot to turn the voice changer

RUNOXI IS LIVE
TRAUMADUMP HER
https://twitch.tv/runoxi

>>46356029
CHANNEL YOUR GMI STATUS FROM THE FUTURE
AUTOGRAPH THE DEBRIS THE TORNADO'S BRINGING FOR YOU TO SIGHT
YOU CAN STILL MAKE IT, BRAH

>>46358208
male?

>>46357578
im sick!!!!!!! i lost my voice!

>>46359301
i like your sick voice more lol

>sent a joke donation to my 1view oshi "I'm killing myself in 5 minutes"
>She took it seriously, started crying, and ended the stream before I could say anything more
>It's been 3 weeks and she hasn't streamed since

If by any chance you're in here it was a joke and I'm sorry...

>>46344948
NTA but what's wrong with wanting to reverse groom? Viewers are so cute and they deserve a streamer that will love them back

>>46360184
Most people aren’t able to take those things as a joke, and if they are, then you still ABSOLUTELY SHOULDN’T send that as a donation message. Even if someone is /here/.

>>46360184
you monster...

Gen 4 fell off

>>46361368
(You)

>>46360184
Anon wtf... you need to touch some grass and that's coming from a shut-in

>>46360184
Best not to even joke about stuff like that, oshis can get emotional too.
reminds me of:

>>46362585
Post the backstory of pic related, it was a lie?

>>46362718
I really hope it's a lie

>>46362585
>>46363399
Men can be crazy bitches too

What the absolute fuck

This goes beyond malehera, what the fuck man.

>>46360614
You can't take responsibility for grooming me. You can't handle me when I'm menhera or obsessed.

Hey fellas!
KK Here, going to be doing a quick Gorilla stream in about an hour on Twitch.

https://www.twitch.tv/kankurokingch

Hopefully nothing goes scuff, fingers crossed!

I forgive (You), it's alright anon, let bygones be bygones. April's fools bitch, you're still in the book of grudge.

>>46366904
Jealousy is a powerful trait

>>46367160
My grandma is the most bitter person you could ever meet and she's survived 3 open-heart surgeries so far. She'll make it to a 100 year old out of sheer bitterness and rage.

>>46360184
chuubas are too emotional

>>46363399
honestly this is just pure evil

>>46363399
how do people still fall for this shit? you are weird enough to become a vtuber but don't know about the most basic trolls?

Got told I looked like Im gaining weight today
Guess Im skipping dinner next month lol

https://twitch.tv/LCOLONQ
Tonight is the LCOLONQ shareholder's meeting. Will you rise to the LCOLONQ occasion and take the LCOLONQ challenge?

Is it against Booth's terms of service to offer discounts on commissions to people who bought a premade?

>>46372881
No

So what are you doing this 1st of April? Faking your death? Wouldn't it be really funny if you did it for real? Ahaha...

>>46366235
I probably could, and if you're a cute girl or a cute boy that would probably help

>>46375909
Im faking my debut

>>46375909
Doing my first normal stream because the joke is the fact that I waited so long

>>46376387
Herahera?

Stream of UltraKill Over!
Wow I'm really loving the game.
Also, the audience on Twitch definitely knows a lot about the games people play, lot's of guidance throughout!

More to come, starting next week I'm streaming three times on Twitch!

>>46377537
YouTube bros...

>>46336974
do fan art, skill doesn't matter, just be creative

>>46376013
I'm not fat or an ugly bastard but I've never been called cute

>>46377985
what if it's ACTUALLY no skill. like kindergarten level shit. idk about others but i wouldn't feel good posting that shit under someone's art tag

>>46379237
improve then, do it for your oshi

>>46379237
Do it.
Get better.
Do it again.
Get better.
Do it again.
Have your oshi go "Wow look at this guy and how much he's improved!"

>>46377985
Art buff is real but you'll mainly get a following of 2 view vtuber. Which is fine if you're sitting at 10 ccv right now. Farm those numbers.

>>46379237
I have a formula for talentless hacks, because I am one
>start with an idea worth drawing eg Azu in a maid outfit
>get a pose from somewhere, take a picture if you have to, IRL photos are better
>deconstruct it into primitive shapes and guide lines
>get reference for an art style
>transform the shapes to get the right proportions
>draw some lines
>get the colors
>copy the style of your reference for line thickness and shading
>place a geometrical shape in the background

If you follow those steps you will end up with something decent as long as you can stroke the pen.

Why don’t we start our own talent agency

>>46382892
Because that costs money.
While collectively we have more than sufficient money even if each individual only contributes a small amount.
Its impossible to agree any kind of leadership or direction.

>>46382892
Because we can't have nice things anon. Also you can't even manage yourself, how do you expect to manage a company?

I'm leaving the thread to ascend to greater heights. I'll see you at the top.

>>46382892
>we
also
>tard wrangling e-girls
>the cost of a model
>the cost of equipment unless they already own said equipment
>the cost of marketing

>>46377000
no

>>46384421
I’ll fund everything by selling my sperm.

>>46384444
I always thought your character was a clown as opposed to a dragon from your live2d screenshots. Also link stream<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

You can make real friends online, through vtubing. They will not ghost or backstab you, nor use you to traumadump or drain your mental health.

>>46386597
They will use you as long as they can leech and then they'll dump you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vXjVVpiGCs
playing tf2

>>46382892
You don't need to start a corpo or anything, just band together as a collective of indies like what Elira Shu Uki did. This is what most of JP indies are doing. Gen 3 failed to do this and seems like gen 4 has slowly started to apply this model

>>46385293
Who is that

>>46387174
I don't know either, I just recognize their design from live2d screenshots they've sent in asp before

>>46386912
I'm so fucking confused by this guy.

I know there are some tech/net savvy people here, so I have an important question as an aspiring vtuber (forma schizo):
Let's assume hypothetically that I have a twitter account currently using the handle I want to stream under (it sounds cool) and lets also hypothetically say I have posted/liked some spicy shit under that pseudonym/handle. If I were to hypothetically delete all of that,
would somebody (hypothetically) be able to recover that information after the fact? Hypothetically of course.
The other option I've considered is deleting my account and refollowing every account I follow but considering how fucky twitter is now I'm pretty sure I'd have to do it by hand.

>>46388243
If it was ever archived/screenshotted it will come back to bite you in the ass. Connecting it to a previous handle/identity is also doubly dangerous if it can lead to even spicier accounts like stream/discord

live

>>46388243
What seems like a relatively small amount of work could save you a huge headache in the future. Just start a new account.

>>46388243
Did you say the n word?

>>46389600
No but I followed a lot of "troons owned" accounts when they showed up when musk took over just to see how long they lasted out of curiosity and ended up engaging with them too hard.
>>46388309
>>46389545
This is hypothetically sound, actionable advice, thankfully this is all a hypothetical question I'm asking for a close friend, and I won't have to do any of this because I don't even have a twitter account. Thanks for engaging with my fun hypothetical.

>>46388243
Just pick a different name. Even if you delete the account, if people replied to the account that has the name you want to use people will be able to read those posts and infer what it is that you had to say.

I had a great screen name that I wanted to use for my vtuber account, but I used to argue with JIDF people on Twitter under that name a lot so I picked something else.

>>46389968
Why would you care if people knew you hate Jews? Unless you’re planning to go corporate, PROTIP: you won’t, it literally doesn’t matter.

>>46390203
I actually love Jews to death and just despise Zionism, and your reply is proof that I made the right choice in making sure no one can trace my honest political opinions to my vtuber presence.

>>46344546
You are the scum of this hobby.

>>46390249
The women milking lonely virgins out of their money are the real scum.

>>46360184
>>46362585
>>46363399
Sociopath level fucked up behavior. Remember Satan is the father of lies for a reason.

As much as I want to tell them to "actually kill yourself", that response is unproductive and based on anger...

Instead, I want to make it clear to everyone that it's realistically never too late to tell the truth. Come clean, clarify your lie, and ask for forgiveness. That's all that can be done in these situations, and it's always the right thing to do.

>>46344950
It's okay anon, I got a 3d furry model in the works too.

>>46386912
>Streaming tf2 on youtube
How's that going for you? I find twitch was better for tf2 and cs, though there are youtube people starved for cs streams

Hey everyone, I just have to let you know that I have a girlfriend. I don't want to keep misleading my female gosling and giving them false hope.
I have a stable life with a dual income household so you should only donate if you can afford to.

>>46392354
Ahaha, funny, good joke, no one will ever love you

I'm gonna be the king of the 0views

>>46394005
And how do you plan to accomplish that?

>>46392354
Mindbroken.

>>46394129
not him but I've achieved it by providing good content without shilling myself
no one knows I exist and the algorithm will not shill me

You know why the threads are quiet during the weekends? Because every female vtuber that post here are having sex with their bfs right now. The bfs are finally off work, time to hop on that honey dipping stick if you know what I'm saying.

>>46395787
Confirm I'm fucking your oshi lole

>>46396640
Please give her money and a loving home because I can't save her. She's l*tam.

wvt became vt >>46382619
Should /asp/ become /auds/ once more as an april fools?

>>46397569
>become

>>46390762
Some of these vrc models look pretty decent

>>46397569
svp was our april fools joke

>>46398149
I think that guy was serious

>>46344950
>>46390762
How do I engage with the furry community if I don't have a furry model?
I just want to have sex with them, not be one of them.

>>46398288
>twitter
>lewd furry jokes
>knot knot knot

>>46398288
They'll take any attention they can get.

>>46395787
>Boyfriend
Pretty sure Coco just has her usual Saturday train due to be run on her.
I'm 4th in queue btw.

>>46398537
>>46398839
Would there be a way to do this without alienating normies?

>>46345151
>>46345342
>>46345606
I just think I'd be scaring too many people off with this model but at the same time I'd get access to one of the biggest fandoms

>>46398978
You're trying to ingratiate yourself to a group hated by normies. What do you think.

>>46398978
In my opinion you have to get people to say
>haha cute funny doggi

>>46399150
Worked for Pyrocynical

>>46399083
Christ

So this is what we're doing today. Got it.

>>46399218
This is one of the tamer ones

>>46399083
try to get a jp furry to make you a 3d model they look way better.

Female furries DOKO???

>>46399552
hmofa based

>>46399599
adhg based

>>46399083
I wouldnt say biggest but wealthy and dedicated

when are you going to make you wiggly, anon?

>>46400438
Dead meme for a specific clique

>>46400612
A clique consisting of the most powerful chuubas in the scene, including many big corpos
Don't you want in?

>>46400438
When you make it for me because I can't draw

>>46400939
post yourself and I will do it right now<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>46401685
its dante

>>46401798
give me some colors to work with

>>46401907
reddish brow coat

>>46402232
ok I'm going to lunch then when I come back I will make it for you
Any other takers?

>>46402788
Based thanks anon

Continuing with the picture from earlier this week. Join me for some art and hopefully copyright free music this time!
https://www.twitch.tv/sunalbionis

>>46399083
You want the japanese kemono style, it's softer on the eyes and looks less like a fursuit.

>>46402788
me

>>46403521
drop ref sheet

>>46403610

>>46403610
I'll do something better, give me a sec

>>46403610
>>46404036
Alright, this color scheme.
If you could add like a border to the pupils so it doesn't blend with the skin, that'd be nice too.

Thinking of being a v tuber. What are some things I should know right off the bat and consider first? I have zero personality and don't know anything about current gaming.

>>46404786
>I have zero personality and don't know anything about current gaming.
Don't become a vtuber

>>46404797
In that case i just want a virtual avatar so i can make videos of my schizophrenic rants and store them on my pc

JUST DEBUT ALREADY!
https://youtu.be/GGphvPYRHQs

>>46402788
Can I pay you?
I don't wanna get shit for free as much as I want to.

>>46405291
I want to be the first jihadi themed v tuber political extremist who only plays grand theft auto while weilding a baseball bat. what are my chances?

>>46405291
Next week! Please come!

>>46405421
jihad is one of modern slayers only decent tracks

>>46405421
Less than Israel recognizing Palestinian statehood

>>46395787
Laines boyfriend here
Can confirm, I'm balls deep in her right now. She's giving me the evil eye because I'm on my phone while fucking her.

>>46405470
Sad but true

>>46405475
Then I will make schizophrenic rant videos with a cute virtual anime girl avatar and save them onto my pc and then when I finally get arrested some youtubers can make true crime videos about me dissecting my unmedicated ravings

>>46405475
oy vey

what would be a good character design for a mentally ill schizo?

>>46405880
babiniku, you need to go babi<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>46405499
I don't know why but I want Laine to look down on me like I'm trash. Just beat me up. Abuse me. Make me supper.

>>46406056
Yeah she hates simps. She wants a man who can dominate her and won't take her shit.
So you're already getting what you want except the food. She can't cook for shit by the way.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

If i wanted to become the most evil v tuber in existence what lengths would I have to go to?

>>46406331
Cannibalism at the very least

>>46406331
The first step is taking your medication as prescribed by a competent psychiatrist

>>46406461
What if I amputate my finger and try to eat it on live stream? Won't twitch just shut me down?

>>46406538
there is no such thing as a competant psychiatrist. those meds are just normal pills made of multivitains, french toast and human growth hormone<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

I'm not even gonna ask anymore

>>46406628
I thought you wanted "evil" not "retarded"

>>46406762
what even is evil by v tuber standards? the worst vloggers blew up sky scrapers so i know the bar will be lower just not sure by how much

>>46402788
If the offer is open, I'll take one too

But seriously, Laine is a grad student, right? How many single grad students do you know? Even if she's doing STEM she has to have found a guy in 6 years.
Imagine if she was a 24+ year old virgin, that would be so arousing, ahaha...

>>46407084
Yeah. Me.

Assuming I want to be a v tuber, how do go about crafting a good character for me to play? What's the best way to go about that process?

>>46407431
You can't go wrong with the old classic of chewing some peyote and heading into the desert.
Walk until your character reveals itself to you. Hopefully it's not a fursona or a babiniku, or an all too real coyote.

>>46407596
Fuck peyote. I only take opium and morphine!

>>46407431
Like the other anon said, a vision quest or pilgrimage is pretty much the industry standard creative process for vtuber designs.

Is there anyone up to the task of bringing the Nation of Islam into 2020s with the world’s first Vkuber? Short for Virtual Yakub, of course.

>>46407893
YES YES YES!!!!

>>46407893
We need an extremist Irish republican v tuber that yells about how anglos walking the streets of Belfast is a crime against humanity and spouts vaguely stupid propaganda about how the Brits control the entire planet

>>46407929
Thank you, thank you.

>>46408168
That's Veleck

I want to consider an alternate furry bird model, but that would be getting ahead of myself needing a normal L2D

>>46407893
Wouldn't this be haram due to a depiction of a person?
So wouldn't they need to be literally faceless?

>>46408168
I remember an irish chuuba dancing on the queen's grave like the entire day after she died it was pretty funny

>>46403430
Stream over, was very quiet, I didn't talk much. I think I should do more streams like this to practice talking without a prompt

>>46406142
Laine Herman neé Ikaros...

>>46408430
Link please??

>>46408377
NOI aren't wahabis. They put dictator portraits of their leaders everywhere.

>>46408430
Are there any extremist jihadi chuubas? that would be very funny since the jihadis were pioneers when it came to liveleak. it would be great to have a virtual guantanamo to imprison them in for 20 years too. the state department will love this. we can even deploy troops

>>46408492
can't be fucked digging through her twitter for posts that far back but it's >>46408355 yeah

>>46408377
The Nation of Islam is a completely distinct religion from any form of Islam. You should read about it; you’re in for a trip. You must not be from the US.

post your favorite vtweeter

>>46408924
I can't, she got a boyfriend, announced a hiatus, and stopped tweeting. She did not tell her viewers about the boyfriend, she used a generic excuse.

>>46409034
I killed her : (<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>46409074
I always warned her, be careful, you're not as smart as you think you are, you're leaking too much information...

Depressionbros how do you usually hype yourself up so you dont sound low energy and monotone

>>46410110
Work out, touching grass and good music.
Also nice food or small "rewards" for things that completed.
As dog training, you know. Did something - here, your lil dopamine.

>>46410110
Just don't be depressed in the first place

>>46410110

>>46408924
Xia because I can pretend like she'll stream again.

>>46410110
Caffeine is a personality and it had ruined most of my relationships

Does anyone know what a good cheap microphone is? I'm thinking of buying this one

>>46410110
Ever since I learned that depression is fake and that I’m just vitamin deficient and don’t move around or go outside enough, things got a lot easier for me.
Cleaning your living space also helps a lot. Every time I’ve streamed with a messy desk I’ve felt the morbs slowly creep up on me.

>>46410784
I bought one of these like 7 years ago when the price was way higher and it has been working perfectly since

>>46410922
If you still have it, could you post a soundclip of the quality? I don't care how bad your voice is, I just want to hear the sound quality

>>46410784
You can do much better for about the same price. Yetis are just not as good as they used to be.

>>46399083
Yeah there's only one kind of fanbase you're gonna get with that and that's not the kind that watches VTubers.

>>46405291
I'm a turboautist and need several things ready before I debut.

>>46409034
>I can't, she got a boyfriend
literally the opposite happened, she's single now

>>46402788
If it's not so much to do.
Thank you!

by the way, it's me Sun. This is my current mic quality. It's a very cheap mic I bought many many years ago and I really don't think it's doing me any favours.
https://voca.ro/1mmlAe3G2I5U
I don't have much money on hand so I don't want to spend any more than £100, but I also don't want to buy something that's no better than what I've currently got

>>46410110
Masturbate until you start hallucinating, that shit's so creative it'll leave you on a different plane of existence. That's when you start streaming
Nutmaxxing is real

>>46410784
Compare a current Digby stream to an old Digby stream to get an idea of how big a difference they can be in terms of audio quality.
He got a yeti

Old Digby using a headset mic
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1771012494

New Digby using a yeti
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1780210039

>>46405345
I will dm you later then but I wanted to do some for free today , who are you?
>>46406975
Offer is open all day

>>46411449
That's interesting, the newer one has a much more soft natural sound to it, and no background noise. I don't have much ear for audio quality but I think it sounds pretty good.
And you think he's using a mic of about the same quality as >>46410784?

>>46410110
Just like any job, you just have to fucking do it.
You have to fake a smile and pretend you're alright, at least for the few hours you stream, then you can go back to crying.
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>>46410784
Get one with a shotgun pattern instead

>>46411769
He has outright said he bought a yeti. Think he got the yeti x?

>>46410985
K. When I get home

Torn between not wanting a stretch redeem because its the most ngmi normie thing ever and wanting one to make cute sex noises when chat tells me to

>>46413210
Atleast it's no le hydrate redeem

>>46413210
lot of people like it

>>46413501
I draw the line hard at hydrate and posture check

KK Here!
Going to do a double trouble stream later in the day.

Got Sekiro on YT planned in 4 hours.
https://www.youtube.com/live/2Hm9Wx0VOnc?feature=share

Then I have Dark Souls Remastered on Twitch in 8 Hours
https://www.twitch.tv/kankurokingch

I'll be doing different content on both platforms for the near future. I like the viewer base of both, and there are Pros and Cons to it. Hope everyone else is having a recuperating Saturday!

Also...any Yumes in the chat are free to come by. I will never collab with anyone, so just putting that out there!

>>46413836
This man has never seen a marionette before in his life

>>46413836
Why aren't you streaming to both platforms at the same time?

>>46413892
My redesign is going to be an actual puppet!

>>46413501
Hydration is important. Drink your fuckin watta

>lolicons can never sound like a 12 year old girl
>shotacons can potentially sound like a 12 year old boy
Explain to me how this is fair?

>>46415272
lolicons are adult men, anon

>>46415272
You both need to get some help.
Brain problems, got some wires crossed.
Same with the furries and foot/scat lovers

I hear that you can't make it without a wiggly

>>46399083
I don't get the quad ears but the colors are very nice.

>>46416555
I'm not gonna use it, I've been finding much better models from Japanese vendors

>>46416274
every wvt chuuba that made it to lig had a wiggly?
Coincidence? I think not

>>46417369
What about the wvts that didn't make it to lig but still have wigglies?

>>46418696
Then they can be comforted by knowing that they possess a wiggly.

>>46407084
I'd be a single grad student if I decide to pursue that next year. I think you mean "single female grad student".

>>46419825
i'm into it

>>46419825
Who are all those women dating and why isn't it me?

>>46419902
wtf do you mean by that

>>46420516
sure as fuck ain't me either

I've decided that writing code is not for me. Instead, we will be touching grass and reading poetry.
Broadcasting from https://twitch.tv/lcolonq

>>46413892
puppets can be pretty complex you know?

>>46420771
imagine if that april's fool is more popular than your usual stream
also I hate colon his voice sounds better than mine how dare he

>>46420771
Already better than Sun's streams

>>46410985
https://voca.ro/1elsFjdXCK0Y

recorded on the old yeti

>>46420937
I can’t believe what they did to this show in the States…

>>46421402
hmm it doesn't sound too bad, it's better than mine atleast.
Is that just it raw or do you think it could be better with some fiddling with eq and stuff?

>>46421483
That's just from the vocaroo site. I got a stand with it and I face it away from my keyboard, add some filters and you can't hear clicking or breathing

If anyone is confused by the suddent denpa-gumpai friendship, you have to keep in mind that this was denpa's private twitter account's pfp, they are birds of a feather

>>46422061
No one is confused, they are a pair of mean whores.

>>46422061
>Look Ma I posted it again!

>>46423568
my mom hates me

>>46422061
Honestly, I'm just waiting for gumpai to delve into the self-harm aspect of her character design more. /meat/ needs to expand.

New thread

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>>46423796
it won't happen, the self-harm is only for attention and she's getting enough as it is