/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>45921217
This the same guy that defending zoophilia with the dog wagging its tail means it consents to getting fucked?

>>45921217
Still mindbroken that there isnt a vampire survivor clone of your favorite corpo?

>>45921217
I'd rather take Ayame taking a diarrhea shit down my throat!

>>45922182
He'd rather fuck a dog in the ass than play this piece of dog shit!

>>45921217
nice edit, fix the corners please, are sharp af

>>45921217
not enough cursing and shit metaphors. Wait do zoomers even know this guy?

>>45921217

>>45924130
Not even a "What were they thinking?"
OP, do better.

>>45925693
Aww the widdle howobwony gonna cry?

>neat little joke and an older internet reference
>"MUH TRIBALWAR MUH TRIBALWAR YOUR CORPO SUCKS"
This is why we can't have nice things in the catalog.

>>45926908
Holoretards in a nutshell.

>>45926908
I think we're gonna have to take them to the past and have Vtubers play shitty games that suck ass.
When Cinemassacre and That Guy With The Glasses stopped hosting their own videos and landed on YouTube, that was a huge shift in culture. In a way, AVGN was one of the acted characters that led to interest in virtual characters played online and AVGN spawned a ton of copycats.
If I ever get into a corpo and do karaoke I'm going to sing the AVGN theme song.

>>45921217
Not a bad style parody. That one takes me back.

>>45926264
Anon have look at the thread your in

>>45925693
Nijisanji? More like Nijishitty! This fuckin' company can't go 5 minutes without calling you an assmunching parasocial fuck! Plus, their merch fucking sucks! A keychain? Great, another piece of merch - to shove up my own ASS! FUCK!

>>45926264
ANON I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME
DO NOT INSERT YOUR PENIS INTO CHRIS CHAN
ITS A SET UP OPERATION
THE F

>>45921217
THIS THING IS ASSSSSSS

>>45931378
HOLY SHIT IT'S MIKO
MIKO
FUCKING
NYE

>>45927282
>>45926908
>desperate attempts at damage control.
Too late anon, we've already cummed inside. The police can't un-rape you.

>>45921217
based

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

>>45935646
PLEASE TAKE ME FIRST

>>45935646
TO WATCH THE SHITTY VTUBERS THAT SUCK ASS!

>>45921217
kek

>replies
this board needs to be nuked

>>45922182
Wait what??????

>>45921217
>He'd rather have Calliope rap a lyrical dump in his ear
>He'd rather eat Gura's asshole after Ina takes a piss in her rear

>>45921217
I would have liked this if you had tried to make it sound like something he'd say. the ending of his gameboy accessories video is something I still think about

>>45954591
there are hololive shows. BIG PLATFORM SHOES THAT YOU CAN FIT YOUR PHONE IN TO WATCH HOLOLIVE STREAMS

>>45922243
Isn't Vampire Survivors the clone of HoloCure?

>>45956424
yes

>>45956424
Vampire Survivors is a clone of Magic Survival.

>>45956424
>>45958755
>>45958911
they're all clones of Crimsonland

Mike Matei and Inspector Gadget are ready for the next minecraft arc.

>>45921217
i hope these e-celeb fags get even more outed as the charlatans they are.

Never thought I'd see shitposting featuring avgn
God the glory days of screwattack
Earthbound is what I consider his magnum opus

>>45921217
>this game is at the bottom of the totem pole, it's the balls on the dick.

This is a good thread

>>45921217
This dude cheated on his wife

>>45950980
>>He'd rather eat Gura's asshole after Ina takes a piss in her rear
wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg.exe

>>45967575
Wtf? Based.

>>45967575
Yeah, with me.

>>45922182
That's YMS, he was trying to make some retarded incomprehensible veganism argument about how it was equivalent to the meat industry in consent or something. He for some reason doubled down when pressed and added the shit about dogs liking getting belly rubs or wagging their tails
>>45923156
kek

>>45921217
I'd rather watch a collab with Homostars than to play anymore of this putrid anal evacuation.
I'd rather have Ayame shove hear Japanese swords into my dickhole than to play this caca dookie diarrhea amalgamation of worthless code.
I'd rather have Ina ASS FUCK ME with her 20 feet long tentacles than subject myself a second longer to this torturous crap filled piece shit.
I'd rather listen to Calliope rap- actually I won't go that far.

>>45921217
Oh man I would pay to have an entire episode of AVGN review and shit on vtuber fan games and dunk on vtubers in the process.
Sadly leddit, Twitter troons and some retards /here/ would take great offence with it
Parody is dead

>>45921217
>(sigh) Hi everyone, PAthony REthano here, the internet's busiest music nerd, and it's time for a review of "Our Bright Parade" by Hololive Idol Project, a track that has been making waves in the world of virtual idol music and is the main soundtrack for their 2-day concert event with the similar name, in conjunction with Hololive SUPER EXPO 2023.
>Right from the get-go, it's clear that this track is something special. The marching band at the beginning really sets the mood for the entire song, as if we are actually marching in... this kind of virtual town or some sort. And from the march-y start they went for a bang all of a sudden, honestly kind of reminds me of Welcome to the Black Parade by MCR. The instrumentation is bright and energetic, with a combination of trumpets and guitars creating a soundscape that is both lively and dynamic. The drum beats are punchy and precise, driving the rhythm forward with an irresistible groove that is sure to get your head nodding.
>But what really sets "Our Bright Parade" apart is the vocal performance. I'm not even gonna attempt to pronounce these names but the lead singer's voice is powerful and expressive, conveying a sense of joy and wonder that is infectious. The lyrics are optimistic and uplifting, celebrating the beauty of life and the joy of living in the moment, or at least that's what my Japanese translator told me. Now I'm not saying that they are all diva level or anything like that, at some part there are some subpar or average at best performances, but for idol standard they're pretty alright. Also, the mixing is great at blurring the flaws and only adds to this... soul, I don't know how to explain it, I used to think that's just copium by idol fans to justify the inability of their "oshi" to sing and hold a note, but now I guess I kind of get what they mean.
>There's a real sense of collaboration at work here, with all the members of Hololive contributing to the track in their own unique way. The harmonies are tight and well-executed, adding an extra layer of depth to the varying vocal performances, which to me only adds to the flavor.
>Overall, this song is a triumph of idol music, combining infectious melodies with thoughtful lyrics and an energetic performance. It's a track that will have you singing along and dancing in your seat, or standing up if you want to especially if you're an otaku with some extra beef like a fucking A5 wagyu (laughs like a dying crow) just kidding you know I love you.
>I'm feeling a decent to strong 8 on this one, tran-
>-sition have you given this song a listen? Did you love it? Did you hate it? What would you rate it? You're the best, you're the best. What should I review next? Hit the like if you like, please subscribe and please don't cry, hit the bell as well. Over here next to my head is another video that you can check out. Hit that up or the link to subscribe to the channel. Anthony Fantano, Hololive, uuh forever.
used chatgpt with some manual tweaks, idk i dont understand music

James never gave point scores you faggot

>>45921217
I WOULD ROTHER HAVE KORONE POOP ON MY PEEPEE THAN PLAY THIS POOPY BUTT GAME AGAIN

>>45921217
I just got my Botan birthday merch in the mail and I'm super happy about it

>>45921217
>"zero out of ten"
One. Fucking. Job.

She is gonna take you back to the past!

>>45972411
To play these shitty fangames that suck ass!

>>45921217
Sreenwave guys wrote this

>>45961688
Inspector Gadget was the progenitor of modern VTubers. Dude's only stream was Minecraft and he still nearly got cancelled over it.

>>45972729
She'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in her ear!

>>45921217
Moona's Secret Castle? MORE LIKE MOONA'S SHITTY ASSHOLE.

>>45921217
This post is a putrid pile of horse shit! Who made this?
>zoom to logo
LAUGHING JOKING NUMBNUTS!

>these replies
I fucking love you guys

>>45973147
This corpo doesn't even qualify as shit! It's like the equivilant of SHIT taking a shit! This is unspeakingly, shockingly bad. It's sickeningly LOATHSOME! It's a fucking suffering to the mind!

>>45973147
Kek

>>45973147
>>45974355
Now get this, right? In Japan, their name is Nijisanji. But when they came over to America, they translated it to Anycolor.

What kind of fucking name is that? Just pick a fucking color! Oh, but I guess they did already, huh. They call themselves Anycolor, but the only color they like is brown... because they're shit.

>>45973147
Huh, LJN and NIJIEN kinda rhyme

>>45973147
OH MY GOD MY SIDES

>>45959629
Crimsonland is just a clone of Phobia II

>>45973147
Oh my god, that's great

>>45973147
Kek I was gonna make basically the same Photoshop

You know what's BULLSHIT?

>>45967575
>cheated on his wife
Live like a windrammer as you fuck

>>45967575
Wasn't that Projared? His wife was cheating first so she deserved it.

>>45980119
>Projared?
No he was the crossdresser

WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK

ONE YAB? NO CONTINUES?

>>45973147
Fucking kek

>>45931447
What's up, doc?

This board is such a random mix of /b/, /jp/ and oldfags. Funniest board on 4chan at this point.

>>45981476
I'D RATHER SNIFF THE PITS OF SATAN HERSELF THAN PUT UP WITH THESE SHITTY NIJIS

>>45973147
This is so fucking good i'm sad it's on /vt/

>>45973147
Actually good thread, holy shit

>>45973147
this image destroys nijisanji

>>45972010
lmfao

>>45972010
>spoiler
Don't worry, neither does he.

>>45990264
you wish, bronie

>>45980119
His wife wanted an open relationship. When he started getting some, his wife then started to get pissy.

>>45967575
No he didn't you retard. That was pro jared

I like Mike Matei

>>45991711
I like BROWN DIRT in MINECRAFT

>>45981476
ONE YAB?? DO THEY EXPECT YOU TO HAVE A 10 YEAR CAREER WITH NO YABS
WHAT A FUCK LOAD OF SHIT WHAT A SHIT LOAD OF FUCK

Recently I had a thought that Cover should get JAM Project to make a song for Holofes and my brain instantly went to James suggesting Metallica play for the Superbowl.