/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I legit sometimes get boners while just listening to her talk.

HAG PRIMO
SEEEEEEEEEEXXXXX

>>45918133
I had this problem with Okayu
Mio is slightly more comfortable for me

>>45918140
Anon, she doesn't shave. That's anti-sex

>>45918502
You're a massive faggot.

Sorry you had to find out this way.

>>45918502
>doesn't shave
>anti-sex
only for low T faggots
real men love the smell of a sweaty hairy cunt

WITCHCRAFT

>>45918625
>>45918626
You don't know what you're talking about

>>45918069
Mio farted

i can put her on and just listen while i do something else, she sounds super chill

>>45918069
I could make a serious post about my wife, but it would be embarrassing to post it in this template thread

>>45918069
She's mature but knows how to have fun. She can be goofy or serious. She genuinely cares about people, be it her genmates or viewers. Her relationships with the early gens create fantastic interactions. Her singing is some of the best in hololive, and she plays instruments. She's truely wife material.

also the embodiment of SEEEEEX

Her thick unshaved bush and armpits

>>45919544
if you truly loved her you would make the post anyway

Over 90% of her eggs will be gone soon.

>>45918133
How the fuck..? She just sounds like a cute grandma for me when she is talking.

>>45920793
Are you under 25?

>>45920840
Wait... you're telling me there are 30 year olds unironically watching vtubers? Wtf how

>>45920840
Yeah, but I don't get how that's relevant given the fact everyone screams HAG at above 30 women here.

>>45921017
Vtubers appeal to an older audience.

>>45921073
The older audience of minecraft and apex legends players?

>>45921073
That is pure cope, but it's okay if you're above 30 and watching vtubers man.

>>45921187
Ojisan board

>>45921017
are you telling me you'll stop watching vtubers when you turn 30 ?

She has no style.
She has no appeal.
This hag makes soft even dicks of steel.

Miso soup (affectionate).

>>45918069
Satisfying my mommy fetish and cuddling me close to her every night to help me sleep better.

>>45921355
taiga, you're not part of the DK gang

>>45921035
It’s relevant because all of the guys who think she’s hot are over 25, like myself. She’s a very talented and put together woman with a cute voice. That is sexo to our brains. I can’t think of someone that’s barely ten years older than me as a grandma.

>>45921017
I mean, yeah? A lot of these vtubers are our age and have a lot in common with us. It’s also not like I’m constantly watching them or anything. You must be like nineteen tops, anon.

>>45921355
TAIGA LET ME FUCK YOUR MOM AAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Miosha isn't my oshi but she makes my dick diamonds sometimes. I bet it's her hag magic that does this to me. I get the same feeling with botan.

I blame SMOK for why I like mio a lot.

>>45918069
>What is her appeal?
Fantasizing about the amount of rough sex her body can take before giving out.

>>45922047
I don't really "think" of her as a grandma either, Its just that her mannerisms and all that remind of a sweet and kind grandma/older mom you know? But I get where you're coming from I guess.

>>45918069
made for sex.
made to bear children.
made to be a mother.
i need to impregnate this hag so fucking badly you faggots don't understand

>>45921017
Yes?I barely watch anime anymore but I like watching vtubers.

>>45918069
Shes my wife and i love her

How can you be 30 years old and find time to watch streams?? How do you even enjoy streams, when 90% of the time it's content for children??

>>45924449
Started watching because of covid, and I keep watching because I've never been this happy. Before I'd spend my free time watching anime and playing eroge, which I've completely stopped to make time for streams.

>>45924449
>90% of the time it's content for children??
I'm 32, have a wife and daughter, full-time job, and still catch streams and watch plenty of vods. I don't watch sports or go to clubs, but I play social and competitive games. My favorites are Fauna and IRyS and Kiara.

>>45918502
Go to an endocrinologist and get testosterone replacement therapy immediately. You obviously need it.

>>45918502
queerest post on the board

>>45924449
>"why are you not like the other kids?"
You sound like my mom

men who hate pubes aren't men

>>45926071
Based.

I WILL defeat Taiga and I WILL impregnate Mio.

>>45918069
Looking like shadow the hedgehog

None of the animals here who like unshaved have ever interacted with a woman

>>45926444
I've had sex and huffed a woman's bush.

>>45918069
arch-hag of hololive

>>45921017
Fuck you too fag.

>>45926071
Jannies are actual fags, who could've guessed.

>>45926071

>>45918502
>>45918902
>>45920793
>>45921017
>>45924449
numale zoomers need to fuck off

>>45918069
her seniority status and barren womb

>>45923204
Mio likes girls

>>45929043
All me btw

>>45918069

>>45926071

>>45926444
why are you so triggered by the idea that not everyone likes mass consoomer manufactured beauty standards?
ill wager you support circumcision too

>>45918069

>>45926444
Trimmed is where it's at. Unshaved is an absolute hassle even if it looks good which is a gamble itself. Completely shaved is at least easier to work with.

>>45925426
based