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Last night I had a dream about Bae. I don't even watch her so I don't know why this has happened. It took place over 3 in-dream days (Sorry for poor greentext, it was just paragraphs at first but I broke it up for readability):

>Night 1, I meet a girl at a party.
>She's cute and I offer to buy her a drink
>She giggles when she accepts and I immediately recognise the laugh as Hakos', but don't say anything
>Over the course of the night we get along great, talking for hours
>Eventually I ask about her work and she accidentally drops "Oh i'm a VTu-" and freezes - I laugh and tell her I know who she is
>For a moment she looks like she wants to hit me, but relaxes once I say I was attracted to her way before I realised, and I wasn't going to be weird about it
>Eventually our friends from the party come looking for us and we go our separate ways, but she lets me know that she'll be free the following day if we want to carry on

>Day 2, I get up bright and early, eager to meet up with this new girl who makes me smile so much
>When we meet up she smiles and gives me a hug, and then takes me on a tour of the city (The location is non-specific but I was new there)
>Mood hasn't changed from the night before and we get closer and closer as we walk the parks, go for lunch, and then eventually meet up with some of the other EN girls
>She whispers to me who they are in secret, while they act normally and think I don't know
>I remember the voices of Kiara and Ina being there, but whoever else was involved got lost in the dream.

>Day 3 I don't see her until the evening, after she's done with a stream
>This night is notably more romantic
>Lay in the park looking at the stars
>She admits she's never felt so close to someone so quickly
>Tell her I feel the same, and we kiss under the moonlight
>The rest of the night was more of the same, I remember at one point there was a sequence of trying not to get caught because management wouldn't like her having a boyfriend
>In the end she tells me she doesn't want me to go home, and I stay the night at her apartment
>Nothing happens, we just fall asleep in her bed holding onto each other tightly.

Then I woke up, saw it was my actual wife I was holding tightly, and felt strangely repulsed. I love my wife, i've never felt the need to compare her to any woman before. But since then I've just felt strangely empty around her. Like said above Bae isn't even someone I usually watch, but now I'm sat here listening to an old stream and reminiscing about last night.

I don't know what to do. Overnight i've turned into your standard /vt/ schizo and I don't know if i'll ever recover. If she isn't in my dreams tonight I think i'm going to fall into depression and I won't have anyone I can explain it to.

>> No.45900205
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tl;dr

>> No.45900246

>>45900205
>Overnight i've turned into your standard /vt/ schizo and I don't know if i'll ever recover

>> No.45900482

>>45900080
Bro I know a Good Doctor DM me I'll send you Thier Contacts

>> No.45900559

>>45900080
>Then I woke up, saw it was my actual wife I was holding tightly, and felt strangely repulsed.
holy fuck this was not a twist i was expecting

>> No.45901168

>>45900559
I'm just a casual VT enjoyer, not an obsessive. Had a pretty normal life until now

>> No.45901220 [SPOILER] 
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>>45900080
BECAUSE SHE IS HOT AS SHIT!
>You mean on the screen, right?

>> No.45901224

>>45900080
>If she isn't in my dreams tonight I think i'm going to fall into depression
You’re already too far gone

>> No.45901472

>>45900080
Uhhhh I don't know what to tell you anon
I wish I had chuuba dreams like you

>> No.45901501

>>45901168
dude, fucking RIP

>> No.45901788

>>45900080
Either learn how to lucid dream more or stealth groom your wife into picking up Bae's mannerisms

>> No.45901884

>>45901788
... Genuinely open to consideration. She's about the right height but without the accent it wouldn't be the same

Captcha: FAP KH

>> No.45902026

>>45901884
Start rambling about how much you love Australian accents and are super attracted to them, show her Australian shows and shit while also speaking in Australian yourself here and there so she eventually starts to mimic you.
Play an exaggerated caricature of an Australian in your daily life

>> No.45902539

>>45902026
You can tell how fucked up this has got me that I genuinely thought this was a good idea for a few moments.

I think I can start with her clothes though. She used to be a cosplay girl so I could probably suggest Bae as a character. And if I start making hints about her standard clothing she might start swapping things out appropriately.

>> No.45902695

>>45902539
Mate, I think you need to sit down, jerk off to Bae, have some coffee, go for a walk, and fuck your wife extra hard tonight. In no particular order.

>> No.45905300

>>45900205
same

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>>45900080
Many such cases.

>> No.45906052

>>45901168
Heh gottem

>> No.45906206

>>45902695
Yeah, you're probably right. I'll give an update later and see whether I'm going to have to ruin my life over this

Still gonna suggest the outfit to her though, that would be hot

>> No.45906286

>>45900080
Kind of weird that this premise of a normalfag turned schizo doesn't start with how you ended up watching her or how much is regular watching for you

>> No.45907407

>>45906286
I mean, I didn't realise there was a script to follow.

If you want to know, I'm a pretty casual VT viewer generally. I'll put on a stream once every couple days, usually someone like Kronii or Irys. Just as background noise while I work from home really.

I think I've caught a couple from Bae in the past. When she first started, and during collabs. Didn't find her tolerable back then but she's softened up a lot.

>> No.45907463

divorce your wife. if you want to salvage what is left of your life you need to breach the ratshed NOW and make your dream a reality. nothing else is of importance

>> No.45908301

>>45907407
nta but by "VT" you mean vtuber viewer right?
Assuming you're not kidding, this is all a pretty crazy story with you being a casual viewer ending up turning to /vt/ as a last resort to vent

>> No.45908602

>>45900080
I have had several dreams about holos. The last one was about Ina saying fucking and fuck on stream in her voice, it was really weird seeing as she doesn’t swear. I had another dream about Ina and she died on a couch at a house party. The apartment was evacuated and the police came and took the body away.

>> No.45910294

>>45908301
Oh yeah, my bad. Take it as Vtuber viewer. I'm an old 4chan lurker but only come to /vt/ once or twice, forgot that might get confusing.

All a true story though, it really left me emotionally fucked up this morning and I figured this board is the only place I could vent about it.

The Aussie grooming followups are just playing along with the joke (I assume that anon was joking). Although my wife really would suit a Bae cosplay so I'll come post that if it ever happens.

>>45908602
That's pretty weirdly specific. I wonder why we're getting dreams about Holos at house parties, it's not really their standard environment

>> No.45910485

Go on a date with your actual wife and then fuck passionately afterwards. I thought you were gonna be some turbo virgin like me but if you already put a ring on a woman's finger than you can play out romantic shit on the daily bro.

>> No.45910630

>>45910485
Actually if your wife is into cosplay I don't see why you can't ask her to do cosplay sex as bae, unless you've never done something like that before which in that case I guess it would be a little weird

>> No.45911932

>>45910294
You better post that cosplay if it ends up working out anon

>> No.45912054

>>45900080
You should take your meds

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>>45900080
Anon, stop now, while you can.
Bae is my oshi I have been watching her since debut and almost every night since she did the valentines roleplay stream I have listened to it to sleep. Every moment of my life is asking when will I ever get to be happy with her when will I ever wake up early to make breakfast for two, when will I ever laugh so much playing videogames with her that tears will come out of my eyes.
Anon, bae is the perfect woman, if it wasn't for the shitty sex memes people would realize this and for your own good stop now because once you start it's downhill from there.
Also I have similar dreams often yeah.

>> No.45912674

>>45910630
We've joked about it but she knows I like Vtubers, so I'll have to be careful about asking. But if she does the outfit, cosplay sex is definitely happening.

>>45911932
I will

>>45912099
See, this is what I don't want to turn into. Btw I'm gonna go fap to your oshi in a bit so don't get too attached

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What is up with having weird dreams about people you don't even particularly like? I had a dream about Petra once where I was unsuccessfully trying to hit on her and I don't watch her. And I also had wet dreams about 3D women I knew that were okay, sure, but I was never particularly attracted to them otherwise. Why does this happen? Is this some kind of subconscious attraction that we're unaware of?

>> No.45914830

>>45914724
>I was never particularly attracted to them otherwise
Isn't there someone you're forgetting to ask in there?
https://youtu.be/wfYbgdo8e-8

>> No.45914865

>>45900080
>Then I woke up, saw it was my actual wife I was holding tightly, and felt strangely repulsed. I love my wife, i've never felt the need to compare her to any woman before. But since then I've just felt strangely empty around her. Like said above Bae isn't even someone I usually watch, but now I'm sat here listening to an old stream and reminiscing about last night.
Genuinely confused why people with full time jobs, wives, friends who go out to eat and drink wine at little dinner parties are watching vtubers enough to have vivid dreams about them.

>> No.45915275

>>45914830
>AI chatbots aren't real people, they are just language models
>Meanwhile real people:

>> No.45915334

>>45915275
Still haven't heard a definition of the soul that doesn't involve things a scalpel to the brain can fuck with

>> No.45915383

>>45914865
They watch them for the same reasons you do

>> No.45915445

>>45912674
Send her a list of various vtuber outfits you’d be interested in having rp sex in if she’s cool with it you hit a good mine

>> No.45918939

>last night, I had a dream about you
>in this dream, I'm dancing right beside you
Couldn't help but think of this song reading this thread

>> No.45918975

>>45900080
didn't read but based

>> No.45919381

>>45918939
https://youtu.be/3MteSlpxCpo?t=101

>> No.45919517

>>45914865
Because living a normalfag life doesn't mean you're gonna be happy. There's people that just succumb to living the normalcy because that's all they know about, until they find something fulfilling.
Of course, there's also those that are always looking for more, never satisfied, thinking they need to have their cake and eat it too.

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>>45919381
>Pentatonix

>>45918939
https://youtu.be/4whD6uAryMs

>> No.45920761

>>45920708
Knew it would trigger someone

>> No.45921132

>>45901884
Start injecting caffeine into her food and drink to give her a caffeine addiction.

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https://rentry.org/2ifrs

>> No.45926663

>>45902695
>>45910485
OP back again. These guys were absolutely right, schizo thoughts are totally gone now. Wild that a dream fucked me up so bad but i'm back on track and happy with my life.

>>45910630
For the costume stuff, I did float the idea of cosplay sex. Her response was, direct quote "I'm up for it as long as it's not what one of your streamers wears, that's a bit weird to think about". So lol, but at least something good came out of it.

>>45919517
Brother I just like listening to them chat while i'm working, it's not that complex.
And good news for Bae enjoyers, turns out she actually is pretty great now so she'll probably be part of my standard watchlist, whether she shows up in dreams again or not. Cheers all for hearing out my weird thoughts

>> No.45928901

>>45926663
Welcome back to the real world. Glad that this issue had a speedy resolution from a simple fix.
Too bad your wife isn't up for vtuber cosplay sex.

>> No.45929332

>>45928901
On the bright side, it looks like she’s up for cosplaying as a normal anime character.

>> No.45930066

>>45928901
>>45926663
>>45929332
Ok but yeah, you're pretty fucking lucky to have a girl even do some cosplay fucking with you, you lucky bastard. I'm in such a RE4 mood lately, if I had a gf that dressed up like Ashley I'd be diamonds.

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>>45900080
I swear to god this girl is propagandizing more and more anons. Ever since the Japan trip, I've read nothing but people talking about "not even a brrat but now I want to marry and impregnate Bae?" She's truly a dangerous vixen and she doesn't even know it.

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>>45900080

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