/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Ah...

Huh?!

well, the kissless virgin narrative is over after this stream. She knew exactly where the tong was supposed to be in the chu

Road RageRyS is adorable

IRyS truck of peace simulator 2k23.

!

How the fuck does this game keep making kino streams

Selling gasoline to IRyS is a crime

Help she's still doing this to me since this morning. I am almost passing out

>satisfactory, non alcholic beer
Now I want her to get into satisfactory autism but it might make her brain implode

Twisted metalRyS when?

Is someone going to tell her parking right earns more? Or will she just keep raging her way to meh scores?

I love this dumdum.

>Flammable gasses

i fucking love this cute dumdum

>>45888506
based if it's black

>>45888509
>numberfagging a game
Just enjoy the kino

If irys can get a loan for her trucking business, we're due for another subprime loans crisis

>18% interest rate
>repayment due in 35 days
lmao

There are some tasty non-alcoholic beers frankly

>>45888548
She just complained about finally hitting lvl 2.

HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

She didnt check the interest rate.

>>45888463
she can make any game look fun

>>45888581
That looks like apple soda

So we're in Poland now.

Mozzarella.

>>45888672
Mozaza?

I'm waiting for IRyS to deliver my order of parmigiano reggiano

>>45888585
It's not like she's going to play this again

Uhm, based?

Whoever wanted to change the BGM, i hope you get Lou Gehrig's disease.

>>45888723
Cringe.

>>45888714
And I'm waiting for IRyS to deliver my order of her anus directly to my nose.

I love IRyS!

She can't snap her fingers?

>>45888855
How?
I thought everyone could do that

>>45888855
Or whistle

>>45888914
Or drive.

That cheese? mine

Least we know she can move her hips

"gotta leave it to the M... meals"

getting handsy with IRyS...

>>45887130
Sorry couldn't get it to work in a way I liked so have this consolation prize
https://files.catbox.moe/8r59ki.webm

>>45888855
She only knows how to finger

>it's a... payway
i love this dumdum so much goddamn

irys your brakes onegai

>>45888629
It might as well be honestly

aw ye

>>45889201
The chat was saying inaff like she deliberately didn't say "toll road" as a joke.

>>45889263
yes.. nephilim jork...

That love is mine. I need it

Is this the game's BGM or hers?

This is straight up porno music

Does it say how much damage the truck has taken somewhere?

>>45889377
It's royalty free!

>>45889364
kek

>random rant about her hate for HAREM
kek

>>45889400
The christmas tree like dashboard is one indication.

>>45889377
Well, she is talking about harems.

Has she managed to drive a single route without flipping over once

So much for learning how to stop.

that car she hit is in a better place...

>>45889483
She kept crashing though

>>45889483
Yes, a single route. Two if you count the tutorial.

>Is her truck a…

this music is giving me brain rot

How does this game compare to American Truck Simulator?

How did IRyS get into hololive when half of what she says can be interpreted as lewd

>>45889604
Since, it's older the performance is better and it has all the cool mods like multiplayer and better maps.

>>45889619
Thats a rare talent because she can do it unknowingly.
Its literally an anime girl trait but in real life

>>45889619
It's Hololive. She was picked up *because* half of what she says can be interpreted as lewd.

>>45889619
It's a biproduct of her purity which is perfect for Hololive

HIRyS!

>>45889748
AIIIIIEEEEEE

Actually impressive how she manages to get herself in these situations

>>45889748
Kronichiha~

>>45889619
....Gura?

>Lofi now

>Sex noises

>>45889887
lofi hip hop radio - beats to get into traffic accidents to

no music and her just talking + driving noises would be kino

"I remember this corner"
*racks it up again*

>>45889748
Airisu!!! Tha covah app os broken again!! We can see youra faceu

>>45889946
Probably.

You will never drive across country with IRyS at your side making conversations. Why even live...

>>45890070
Yeah, but this way you're more likely to survive.

>>45890070
Fuck.

>>45890070
And you would have died just then

We've flipped twice. Making up for lost time in Belgium I guess

>acknowledges sharp turn ahead
>refuses to slow down
>flips

imagine her doing slow hiprolls to this low-tempo cover of HCH...

I want to ride Bumper Cars with IRyS

>>45890070
Good, I want to live.

>>45890185
She'll look weird doing the slow-mo kiddy mosh.

>>45890114
>>45890134
Obviously I would be driving, women shouldn't drive.

>>45890228
>making the dorky parts even more awkwardly dorky
so no downside

>>45888503
when anyone streams satisfactory i squeal and start clapping

She just Dale earnhart'd that sign

>>45890070
Also having her sing karaoke at your side while you're driving, the sunset hits just right and you are driving a straight road with the window open feeling the air...FUck.

her pettanko fetish showing again...

>Engine malfunction? I wonder how that could have happened!

>>45890318
Speaking of... do you know what Dale Earnhardt and Adolph Hitler have in common?

>Please stop talking about your chest

cute

>>45890390
They couldn't turn left?

>>45890490
Neither one could finish off a race.

>You're driving down 66 with your wifeRyS in the passenger's seat
>she's singing your favourite songs and you both do a little karaoke like a cute couple
>the truck cabin is nice and spacious, you have snacks from a gas station about a mile back
>suddenly a deer walks into the road out of the desert and you slam the breaks
>you and IRyS are fine, but ChibiRyS (who wasn't wearing her seatbelt) is catapulted through the cabin glass and hurtles into the distance
>Cheeb times her boosts and soda grabs and eventually beats Kaela's delivering hope record

>>45890532
Heh

>>45890546
kino

>>45890532
nice

>>45890546
Doesn't Bae have the current record?

Does she know she has two bgm's playing

>>45890770
One's the game?

Wish she would keep going with the fame, it's been real fun

She didn't plant the cabin face down like Faufau, but she sure did crash a lot. Which of the two was the better driver?

>>45890955
I didn't watch Fauna but she can't be worse than IRyS

This steam was a reminder of when I used video games to teach myself how to drive.

>>45890981
All I saw was the clipper showing her most impressive wreck.

BASED AND MCCHICKENPILLED

I hope she plays ace combat 7 with those glasses.

>>45890955
Fauna, in terms of functionality. IRyS in terms of amusement

>>45891004
i used mario kart and fzero

>>45891015
And then a Top gun double feature...

>>45890981
She's not gonna be winning the grand prix, but she was a lot better than IRyS

>I can't wait for gundam watchalong
No... she's just gonna spend the entire time shitting on Sulemio to Ina...

>>45891004
Sit in front of the wheel now, don't worry about crashing the car :)

>>45891103
they are getting paid man

What's Inas stance on Homos? I thought she was safe but just browsing this board she never gets included in the CGDCT faction.

>>45891145
They don't care what she says though. It's probably better if she shits on it

>>45891161
The boards opinion doesn't really factor into anything

>More pokemon shipping
Fucking kek

SHUT UP ABOUT SHIPPING IN POKEMON IRYS AHHHHHH

>>45890546
I was turning gosling but when cheebs flew out the window reality hit me

How many hundreds of people do you think she isekai'd tonight?

>>45891256
All of them. She's the reason there were no people in the game

>>45891161
she song collabed with Axel and sponsorship collabed with Shien
take this as you will

>>45891240
>Hates yuri ships
>yet ships fucking ASH of all things
kek

>>45891161
She did a collab song with them. But she also completely ignored the homobeggars in her chat earlier today when she asked for purple holos.

>>45891161
She collabed with them.

>pikachu cheated on ash

>>45891256
Either 250,000 or 6,000,000 depending on who counts.

>>45891345
Cute

>>45891345
nice

>>45891318
Now hold on, I think Ash Serena is kind of cute

>>45891345
And the maple syrup flying out the back! Masterpiece.

>>45891382
focus on the supas IRyS

>>45891382
Calm down IRyS

>>45891382
we know IRyS

>>45891318
>IE she's heterosexual
Crazy, I know, but it explains why her arranged wife has found someone else.

CUTE
SNEEZE

IRyS sneezed directly into my mouth

Objectively the cutest sneezes

just woke up is she dumb today

>>45891478
the cutest!

>>45891478
>today

>>45891468
IRyS queefed in my face, which means we're Canada married.

>>45891478
cute dumdum

>has normie friends
Dropped, unsubbed, reported, microwaved by hard drive, committed suicide.

>>45889748
T-there's IRyS cosplay JAV now...?
Can I get a link? Or at least a name? Please? I beg...

>>45891561
She would have lost most of them when she moved to Japan

"that is how i feel like when i am in a car when i am with my family" - is grandma driving cars now? curious

>>45891161
I'll say it just this once forget about cgdct

>>45891561
She must be completely reliant on me for any social needs. Based.

>>45891345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw-2EiWZ-QU
If someone catboxes it, stick that in there as audio.

>>45891592
who from her family drives in jp?

>>45891561
me too

>>45891609
Is the 86 the most Eurobeat car in history?

>>45891642
None as far as I know. She always takes taxis

cuteeeee....

What's your scariest driving story anon? Mine was a mountain pass at night somewhere on Mount Lassen, almost went off the rails because of an ice patch..

>>45891664
something is wrong now

>>45891738
???

>>45891660
No, but it is a really cute car

>leg space doesn't bother me that much
She's so tiny....

>>45891755
Don't encourage it

Oh nyo cuckschizo changing his narrative!

>>45891777
She really is... You could pick her up with one hand..

>>45891777
IMAGINE

>>45891561
Fauna, Kronii, Mori, Ame, Kiara and Mumei are all normalfags

seamless segue into shillRyS

>>45891716
Falling asleep at the wheel, woke up at the parking lot of a gas station in a town I didn't recognize with no clue how I got there

>>45891777
yeet

Man... I knew this thread was too cozy this whole stream, but here the brazillian has to come to shit all over it

>>45891777
It doesn't really matter if you have long legs like me. Leg space is overrated, you suck it up and put up with it. Once you're asleep it don't matter anyway.

Feet mention!

For me is this beauty

>>45891716
Driver side rear wheel flew off on the highway at about 75Mph.

>>45891716
idk some asshole pushed me into the shoulder on the freeway maybe. weather stuff is just another day

You should wear socks with shoes

>>45891345
Fucking cute, man

>>45891716
Icy road. Both me and the truck in front of me start sliding, still not sure how I survived.

>>45891840
I astral projected into your body and took over temporarily because I wanted a snack from the gas station.
Sorry

>>45891935
She wears boots without socks...

>>45891829
>Mumei
>normalfag
Now I know you're trolling.

How many SCs are there today?

>>45891972
54/67

>>45891976
*54/68

>>45891879
>>45891898
Pero pero

>>45891755
He is suggesting is her boyfriend driving. Her family is her bf since she cant drive

>>45891976
Wow, she's cranking.

>>45891716
Sitting in the back as we exited off a free way which slows down to a stop sign and then a car decided to ignore that rule and crashed into the back. The back of my head touched the front bumper of the vehicle and I ended up with a concussion.

I now no longer drive on the free way now that I drive.

>>45891716
Was on a trip to visit an aunt with my Mother and some sisters, it was night high on a mountain with one of my sister's driving, my mother started coughing so my sister stopped the car, another of my sister's sitting in the seat behind my mother tried doing the heimlich but just ended up grabbing her tits.
There was the time I barely avoided getting rammed into by a pickup truck making a left turn and ended up fishtailing into the other side of the highway into oncoming traffic, car got totaled the entire passenger side of my car caved in with it barely stopping short of crushing me too.

>>45892005
No wonder I didn't make that leap. She doesn't have one.
(except me of course)

>>45891829
what's your definition of a 'normalfag'

>>45891957
Thanks I guess

>>45892028
>sister's sitting in the seat behind my mother tried doing the heimlich but just ended up grabbing her tits.
I love that you remember this detail

If IRyS took her boots off while sitting next to you on an airplane, would you go "ewwww, feet!" ?

>>45891840
I used to work permanent night shifts ~130km from my home for a few months, I can't count how many times I nearly fell asleep on the wheel during that.
This might sound really weird and fucked up but a co-worker of mine that lived about as far away recommended edging when you get tired to wake yourself up. I figured I wouldn't have anything to lose so I tried it, and it actually worked insanely well. So for the last 3 or 4 weeks I always ended up making stops at the same two truckstops on my way home and would edge there, then when I'd get home I'd masturbate and cum, shower, and fall into bed. That was my daily routine, believe it or not.
So when you get tired, just try edging. Don't accidentally cum though. When you cum it makes you feel sleepy.

>>45891961
>8/10 white girl who goes to college, is dating someone and has a dog
Woah, she plays autistic with a fake voice, surely shes not a normalfag

>>45892107
No, I'd probably take mine off too and join her

>>45891609
Here ya go

>>45892107
Nobody has ever taken off their boots next to me so I have zero idea how I'd react. I feel like if it was a pretty girl like IRyS, though...

>>45891716
My engine caught fire and I got stranded in Donner Pass during a blizzard. Seriously.

>>45892079
My mother was completely fine and didn't need the heimlich and everyone just laughed afterwards.

>long game
well, rip red dead bros

Quatro Bagina?

Vagina!

>>45892121
fucking normalfags and their educations and their dogs

>>45892107
no i would be too busy exercising self-control to not cause a scene by shoving her crooked toe in my mouth

RDRII is not a fun game to watch.

>>45892190
She could still play it at least once. Die a bunch and then never play it again.

The permissions bullshit makes it less likely though. Also since it's Rockstar she'd probably have to turn off supas.

>>45892121
Unironically, everything you just said was wrong apart from Animol. And I'm not sure how the hell that makes someone a normie.

>>45892120
Gonna try that next time I got a late night drive

>>45892107
The amount of times I would "accidentally" drop stuff near her feet so I could go pick it up would be astronomical.

>>45892218
I disagree

>>45891716
Oh shit, just remembered another. My hood latch didn't have the hook and one day I hit a bump the dislodged the latch. My hood folded over the windshield and all of a sudden I couldn't see anything. Luckily I was only going 45Mph.

>>45892218
It's a really boring game and is only interesting to the people who think it's a storytelling masterpiece

>this is my last keyboard for a while
>but actually no

>>45892218
i'd watch someone play the first game, i'd rather play the second

>>45892254
It's a great story. You just have shit taste.
She'd never complete it anyway though.

Why do you idiots keep not only pushing games that IRyS absolutely won't like but also are stream poison? how are people this stupid
>NOOOOO IT'S MY FAV SO IT MUST BE IRyS' TOO SHE HAS TO PLAY IT

>>45892274
If you think it's a great story you have shit taste, Rockstar are terrible writers, read or a book, or watch a movie even

>>45892274
The story is trash, the gameplay is great.

>>45892293
You're included in "you people" because you're here right now

>>45892218
really? you are gonna say this right on this stream?

>>45892293
>stream poison
no such thing, only faggots care what the cute chuuba is playing, she could dig a hole straight down for hours and I'd still watch her

>>45892206
Shes a well adjusted member of society, a responsible adult who followed the "proper" path in life and has a bright looking future, nothing wrong with that but she IS a normie.

>>45892030
You can see her bf cat right here. First frame waiting for her
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1637012624801144834?t=DpDBySM94-_gHfeqUR1blA&s=19

>>45892293
Why are numberniggers like this?

>>45892300
>>45892308
I disagree. The story is fine Much better than say GTA5. It has actual depth to it.

A kid in africa could eat those keyboards...

>>45892263
I mean, I 100%'d the first game and then realized, wait, this gameplay is actually fucking horrid shit.

>>45892293
>stream poison
manager san...

>>45892293
only faggots thinks that rdr is a stream poison and that faggot is you

>>45892140
Doing God's work, anon.

>D84
>Sunset 80
>Whiteline 65
>Link65
>QK65
>Mode Sonnet
>Space 65 r3
>Compact Touch
>Compact Touch 2
That's over 5k USD in keyboards lmao

>>45892293
We've been getting so much of this shit lately
Maybe it's because she played Megaman

>>45892380
Now say it without the dick in your ass

>>45892342
She doesn't have any pets, retard

>>45892412
DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THE SCHIZO.

>>45892412
She has one, me.

>>45892190
imagine having to ask in advance to play the game every week. cover is stupid

>>45892412
I'm her pet

>>45892342
>bf cat
ME NYA~~~

>>45892366
GTA5 has a terrible story, RDR2 is just bad

>>45892338
anyone in Hololive has a bright future retard

Reine HATE

>>45892444
>>45892450
You're not a cat. Nice try though.

>>45892408
don't worry anon I'm not like your mom

Anerys > irys

>>45892412
Bark bark

>A hundred keyboard videos
What the fuck does she use them as masturbation material

>>45892456
Bad, why? Name a better open world western game.

>>45892466
I'm a faggy little catboy and every night before going to bed IRyS sodomizes me with a curling iron.

I WILL NEVER FORGIVE REINE

>>45892492
In age, yes

I love keyboard autist wife

>>45892389
That doesn't account for all the expensive limited release keycap sets and decals and what have you either, it's probably closer to 10000$ than 5000$ by now.

>>45892456
>Resorting to insults
She's still a normie.

>>45892517
I think you're lost:
>>>/vt/kronii

>>45892456
I think GTA 5 had a pretty entertaining story.

>Hey IRyS I know you're depressed over your voice and all, have you ever considered blowing about 300 dollars every month on heroin?

>>45892412
What about the car waiting for her? From her family

https://www.angrymiao.com/am-compact-touch/
This Compact Touch she bought two of for whatever god forsaken reason actually looks really cool
I kinda want one
It has like touch panels on the side you can program to do whatever the fuck you want

>>45892458
No. How is that even possible? I don't even get why you would hate any of the IDs, they are all honestly astonishingly great.

condo-minion

>>45892584
It's either a taxi or a bystanders car. She'd have mentioned if she went with family.

>>45892543
NTA but no. Mumei is way too weird and awkward and introverted to be a normie. Owning a dog and having a degree are irrelevant.

>>45892608
Gen1 and Ollie are the best, but still ID is basically all good.

>>45892608
Kobo gets abit obnoxious during certain arcs but I just ignore it and watch Kaela instead

>>45892644
why are you even keep replying to cuckschizo?

>>45892644
she said she had to wait a little for the truck. it is not a taxi

>>45892389
I play MMOs in my free time and write for work and I STILL had to haggle with myself to convince myself a Corsair K100 was worth it... which it totally was, but it's literally less than half the cost of any one of those.

>>45892603
>DeLorean Time Machine Insipired
that is cool

>>45892603
Wait, that 8bit one looks sexy as fuck. Is this even up for sale? Says sold out.

>>45892543
If your critera for "normie" is they have a bright future ahead of them, then everyone in Hololive counts
If your criteria for "normie" is they own a dog... lol

>>45892692
Yes. Trucks don't just appear in front of you. You have to wait for them.
>>45892688
I don't know why I bother to be honest. The ignorant fucking retarded cunt lacks a brain.

>>45892645
>Conviniently leaves her man out of the picture
Not awkward enough i guess.

>>45892651
>Ollie
If only she'd stop trying to organise dramabait collabs and drag IRyS into them

>>45892754
She hasn't had a boyfriend since before she joined Hololive you retarded doxxfag

>>45892712
I have a Cherry ML4100 and it was cheap as free. The machine it was connected to at work got decommissioned so I just took ownership of it.

The JRIS75 is still up for pre-order IRyS.........

I use a $60 shekel logitech keyboard

>>45892730
You should come to terms that it's most likely a bot at this point and you won't feel compelled to argue with it

>FOMO over collector-level keyboards
Yeah... She's too far gone

Stop talking about dumb bullshit your making smolrys cry

>>45892767
I just think she's got the most adorable voice.Well... second most.

>>45892806
delete this

YES SHE'S GIVING INTO THE YURI

YuriRyS with Ina tomorrow!

>become yuriRyS

Stop engaging with the cuckschizo. He can't jerk off his peewee unless he believes that they are dating someone.

>>45892832
Very cool Cheeb!

>>45892509
>Japanese
All kinks = explained.

>>45892776
So youre admitting shes not that awkward huh? She's just playing a character, she was, is and will be a normie. Nothing wrong with that.

IRyS will spoil everything she knows about the show from Twitter within the first 2 episodes.

How is this going to work? Are we expected to get the episodes?

ENDURE THE YURI IRyS!

Are we getting passive agressiveRyS or will she just try to make random tangents with Ina whenever there's a yuri scene

>>45892893
She is awkward
You think awkward people can't have relationships? lol

She didn't sound happy about the yuri.

>>45892834
Probably. It keeps rotating IPs.
It's very easy to bot 4chan and its CAPTCHA is considerably worse than when they used Google's ReCaptcha.

Who would program a bot to be wrong though? Spreading disinformation on 4chan is the least effective thing ever.

>they aren't watching all 12 episodes
that's sad... I was looking forward to a lot of IRyS tomorrow...

>>45892910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AygDc7TJSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxDFZf7hYXA

IRyS is going to memory hole the watch along so fast

dumdum... kek...

Will Chama draw IRyS as Miorine and Ina as tanuki?

if i managed to watch this you can watch 2 episodes of witch from mercury
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trickster_(Japanese_TV_series)

>>45892961
Appreciated, mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWqT53IpcY0

>>45892938
>You think awkward people can't have relationships? lol
Oh they can, non-normalfags can't, hence she is a normie.

the only robot anime I've watched is Code Geass and I think I'm going to keep it that way

>>45892953
that nijisanji discord leak they have a bot for making threads I dont know about reply

Will the end be about keyboards?

fallin.. ive been down here before...

>Actually fighting over if Mumei is a normie or not
How about you fuck off over to her split and try to fight over there

Will she play Goat Simulator??

>>45893020
Yeah that would turn me off from robot anime too

>>45893015
It's baffling that you think this

>>45893015
so normie means they've had a relationship
I think that also applies to most Hololive members

I'M NOT ALONE

>>45893020
If you want to reach back to the 80s or 90s, Orgus 02 was fantastic.

>>45893072
CHEEEEEEBBBSSSS

>>45892754
You clearly don't know what you're talking about. But basically the most 'normie' thing she does is go to the grocery store.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWqT53IpcY0
bookmark it bros

>>45893060
it's baffling how much in denial you are

>>45893072
She's gonna drown...

>>45893128
she has a dog

Well, stream's over and the schizos are being fed, see you fellas tomorrow

normie this normie that how about you normie yourself into another plane of existence

why does she hate yuri

>>45892954
she would rather die. that yuri gundam is really bad

i love her

>>45892107
Yes. Feet are gross. Especially in a confined space like an airplane.

If I knew that it was IRyS though; I'd let her do anything thing she wants, and I'd do anything she wants.

>>45893193
I love yuri gundam

>>45893020
that is the only one you need actually. but give Eva a try and maybe you will check others like SSS gridman

>>45893160
>Second panel
>ChibiRyS mouth open
>Bloom and Gloom are angels taking ChibiRyS to heaven after drowning
No...

>>45893191
She hates the idea of girls loving girls due to a bad lesbian relationship she had that ended badly, despite them lusting after each other. It just so happens that the relationship that I speak of was with me.

>>45893245
Does Eva count as a robot anime?

>>45893194
Me on the left.

>>45893191
yuri is gay bro

You guys can have IRyS because I'm gonna marry AneRyS instead.

>>45893012
Thanks Ina.

>>45893191
She’s straight I guess

>>45893216
the main characters were really bad though. and the whole high school thing was weak, but i get the animation was awesome

Yuri is only good when it's among innocent little girls. As soon as they become teenagers it gets annoying.

>>45893272
of course. it is the main big robot anime. They are never about robots in the end

>>45892953
Spreading disinformation on /vt/ is the most effective thing ever. Doxxshits are easy to make up since people won't know what's right from wrong and won't bother to look it up. Barely any one on /vt/ watches streams and are just threadreaders or clipwatchers, so if your bot repeats something a billion times, they'll just think it's true. You don't even need evidence to do anything, just have enough of your bots say "do reps" and the average /vt/ reader will just think if this many people are saying it then it must be true so I don't even have to dig through archives.

I think InaRyS should ride a gundam while holding hands

>>45893303
Kids? It's only good when it's kids?

>>45893390
Yes. When it's still pure and untainted by society's expectations.

Alright, time to separate the men from the boys: would (you) eat IRyS' butthole?

>>45893272
yes but its really kaiju

>>45893367
You'd have to be retarded to believe those rrats at face value (yes, I know there are definitely idiots like that out there. idiots that probably do not belong on 4Chan)

>>45893427
Idols don't have buttholes.

>>45893427
Only her pussy

>>45893262
A rare femrystocrat...

>>45893427
I have no desire to do that, but if it makes her happy i would try almost anything as long as it doesn't result in permanent bodily harm to either of us.

>>45893427
my instincts would zero in on her manko

>>45893427
Of course. What a silly question.

>>45893427
Anal ANYTHING is fucking disgusting and i believe IRyS feels the same. Buttcheeks are nice.

As soon as the stream is over you retards start being disgusting again

>>45893427
IRyS' hairy butthole yummy

>>45893446
A lot of them are just tourists. They won't believe the outlandish ones, but if you through dirt enough, some will stick.

>>45892730
She just finished a stream where she talked about being on a car with her family. We all know her family does not live with her and we can see the car right here waiting for her.
She would never ask a taxi to wait and she was in shibuya. Just connect the dots.
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1637012624801144834?t=DpDBySM94-_gHfeqUR1blA&s=19

He doesn't even have any internal consistency, I used to think he actually believed what he was saying but he changes his story every day

>>45893551
we've been over this before. she would have to squeeze my face with her thighs in order for me to stop

>>45893551
I actually would do anything for IRyS.

What do you want, IRyS? "Stop being disgusting perverts."

Ok, will do, IRyS! You heard the lady, everyone; cut it out.

would you eat her shit though..

>>45893639
I just wonder how long before he drops the "I was only pretending to be ESL" card on us.

>>45893427
I feel like she'd be the type to hate rimming at first but if you keep "accidentally" move your tongue to her asshole she'll start to favor it and eventually shyly ask you to lick her asshole.

>>45893262
A WOMAN?

>>45893427
She gotta be clean first

Boys don't freakout but I think one of the people here might be black

>>45893262
I am sorry for you the most femirystocrat. Your oshi is super duper straight

>>45893734
Clean her asshole with your tongue of course.

>>45893746
Is it Cheeb?

What are some fantasies you have about your life with IRyS?

For me ever since I first discovered Akai Mato's Sakura series (https://exhentai.org/g/1148967/28352303ed/)) I've been fantasizing about having a relationship like that but could never really put a face to "my" Sakura.
That all changed after IRyS. I even have regular dreams about having such a relationship with her now.
I know it's weird and I'm not sure she would like that sort of thing though, which always makes me a bit conflicted about indulging in those fantasies.

>>45893750
>>45893262
I'm not sorry for her. You get to have me if the circumstances are right

>>45893679
A diet of soda and meat. I wonder what that shit would taste like...IRyS please let me try.

>>45893734
that's my job

>>45893797
>male:anal
why are you all like this

Surely... IRyS can still become... the Elden Lord too... right?

>>45892245
Based and same

>>45893798
She talked about it. She hates how some modern anime use yuri as a formula, she is not against reading them.

>>45893656
>I actually would do anything for IRyS
HIRyS, it's IRyS! can you please go back? do it for me :D

>>45893866
The only throne she'll be sitting on is me.

>>45892245
That is the correct strategy anon. You have the right mentality

>>45893912
But the BL works the same way right?????

>>45893866
Stopping as soon as she proposed to Ranni while dressed as her brother was too on brand for her.

>>45893480
idols don't have pussies

>>45893991
People call it bl for fun. She likes the friendship /camaraderie between men. She likes to see good friendships

>>45893866
already happened
https://youtu.be/bjWsQjBW2_A?t=9741

>>45894084
Too bad you can't import Nobeta saves into ER to get ready for the DLC.

>>45894064
Never watched those anime she talks about. I thought it was the other way around where they keep on saying it's bromance but it's just BL.

>>45894156
Draw InaRyS Chama

>>45894064
>She likes the friendship /camaraderie between men
LOTR watchalong never ever...

>>45893639
I literally called out how she did not use honorifics for brian. I came here and you called me schizo, 2 days later it shows up on her dms.
I started to pay attention and she is a lot closer to the guys than I expected. Kissless hikikomori my ass. She explained how french kissing works today while talking about whistling

>>45894064
>likes friendship/camarderie between men
>stopped watching G gundam
>didn't finish Yu Yu Hakusho
k

>>45894084
Lickable thumbnail

>>45894203
Just wait for the next time Kiara visits Zipangu.

>>45894064
this is a fucking cope, he likes the idea of 2 men having a cute relationship and fucking each othe in the ass

>>45894084
loliRyS... my beloved...

He's so far gone...

holy esl

Why the fuck would she use honorifics for a canadian dude, is this imbecile expecting her to use honorifics with people from the west just because she's a hafu???

>>45894206
If we believe what you say she literally has 5 boyfriends right now

Cuckschizo-kun...

>>45894298
this still kinda counts as replying to it, it because it barely registers as a sentient being anymore not because of transphobia

>>45894312
All me.

>>45894277

>>45894312
All me.

>>45894312
I am talking about how she is closer to the boys around her. But it is very obvious she started going out with someone recently, just pay attention to her schedules. Might not be a bf yet

Nobeta 2 never...

>>45894370
W-watashi?

>>45894429
You should probably stick to one potential boyfriend instead of changing your target every day

>>45894356
nobetanobetanobetanobetanobetanobetanobetanobeta