/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Ah...

Soon!

need this robonephilim ass

NakadashiRyS

my wife

Here

>>45682705
You aren't him...

I want to bury my face in this cute dork's butt.

IRyS is the greatest.

Flip phones are still the rage. There's a modern day resurgence in them (not that I'd ever use one)

>>45682705

I love IRyS!

>>45682754
>touch flip screens
those things look retarded desu

I'll give IRyS a D mouth

I was jealous of PsP rich kids...

Nice pose

I remember they used to sell mini DVDs for the PSP. It wasn't just for gaming.
>Fun times

>>45682839
I remember GBA movies

>>45682570
She's gonna get fat like cheebs at this rate...

>>45682839
the little umd discs the psp used are funny

>>45682839
My PSP was for Monster Hunter, emulation and porn

>>45682887
It was the most clunky thing ever. It was great though. I miss my PSP. It broke.
With things like the Steam Deck that exist now, Sony has no answer to that. There's nothing like the PSP anymore.

i was the "psp hacker" back in highschool i made a good chunk of money

>>45682887
It's a very good idea. A portable system is much more likely to have its media damaged, so encase it in plastic.

>>45682949
Shut up Cheeb, you haven't even gone to elementary school yet.

>>45682940
>There's nothing like the PSP anymore.
Mobile phones do 95% of what made the PSP novel.

>>45682972
Mobile games are shit though. No analog sticks either. You're not wrong though.

pokeautist

This pokemon autism is really cute

I just realized I spaced out and missed like the last 15 minutes of whatever she said

The FAT FUCK pikachu

>>45682856
They were retarded as fuck. Just awful quality.

I don't think she's even read half the supers this is great

Hello

>>45683016
>XY good
>XY tournament good but ending bad
>Tobias a fag

Shes such a Pokemon nerd - its a shame Game Freak is so fucking stingy with perms so that she could play the games more often.

>>45683105
She's talking about this chonky pikachu

>>45683105
fat fuck

>>45683127

>>45683098
38/140

>>45683105
>>45683127
FATFUCK LOVE

>>45683098
She's not even a quarter through.

>>45683115
Think she is more into the anime. She didn't seem that into the game. I just don't think she likes RPGs in general. She immediately dropped Persona 5 for example.

>>45683127
>>45683105
chonky pikachu love

>BL

>>45683167
POKEMON WATCHALONG WHEN

>>45683113
>tobias a fag
he deserved better

>>45683183
>>45683127
>>45683105

>>45683144
If she intends on reading them all, this might break her longest stream.
Home...

>>45683113
IRyS is the Tobias of Hololive, Tobias Funke that is.

>>45683183

At this rate it looks like I am staying awake later tonight than the night I stayed up for day 2 and her post concert stream!

>>45683243
IRyS the never nude...

HERE WE GO

I missed her anime tangents...

This nerd and her anime rants...

this autist nephilim....

>>45683255
I didn't stay up late for fes at all. That was great for me since it was all in JST Evening.
I'm probably not even going to sleep until later on now. I'm wide awake now after a few cups of coffee despite not even sleeping. Weird how that happens sometimes.

>>45683238
>Streaming 7 hours ago

PREGNANT LUI
HAG WINS

>Shipping

>>45683238
Eh there's a decent chance she realizes what time it is and speeds through the rest.

>>45683364
It's a romance manga stupid retard

da fuq she talking about...

>>45683238
Was the longest stream pokemon?

jesus christ i'm glad i didn't bother with that series

>>45683238
pretty sure her longest stream is 7h46m gundam, so still has almost an hour to go to beat that

is this domestic kanojo?

>>45683424
I don't know. Not sure I care…
I think she wants me to take responsibility

>>45683464
yes

>>45683443
Same, I've had a tab open to save it forever, but never started reading it. Probably won't now.

>he was a douche. the end.
lmao

>>45683339
Would you marry your hag Lui that's carrying your child, or vegetable IRyS?

I'm really glad I dropped that around the beginning just like rental gf

>>45683541

>>45683528 (me)
(Not because of spoilers, but because that sounds like a really stupid plot)

that was like nisekoi's ending on meth

>>45683439
>>45683444
Pretty sure this anon is correct. Was Gundam Evolution at almost 8 hours.

>300 chapters
pass
id rather read a villainess manga

Oh well, holofes already ruined my sleep schedule and I was going to stay up for holofes day 5 anyway

she hasn't read an SC in 20 minutes!

>True Tears
Jesus, I watched that like 15 years ago. She is really digging deep isn't she?

>>45683564
IRyS is completely right. MC is a giant douchebag and the ending sucked ass. Do not bother.

shillRyS my beloved...

>>45683627
H O M E

it's over...

not covering up what matters most, sasuga master saleswoman irys

why are her rants on niche manga "cute" while mine are "autistic"

quick make her rant about something again

33 minutes and she's broken her record

>>45683694
she's a cute girl

>>45683694
because you're autistic and she's cute

>Stripping on stream
uwaaa

>>45683694
are you a a cute girl larping as anime girl on the internet?

>>45683694
what, no, hers are autistic too

>>45683694

What >>45683705 said

>Cute girl > Sweaty nerd

>>45683694
post pits first

44/141 SCs

>>45683742
Her opinion just now on Domestic Girlfriend is the correct take though. Its just awful. And Im glad shes Team Rui because best girl got fucking robbed. Author should be ashamed.

>>45683694
>wants to be called cute

IRyS i watched fbk dig a hole in minecraft for a few hours. i'd gladly watch you be stuck on a boss and bash your head against it until you win

???

>>45683793
I have no idea about anything you just mentioned, which is why it's autistic

>>45683917
I would say ESL but they SC'd in USD so they must be autistic.

>>45683917
attention seeking troon
ignore

>>45683917
What did he mean by this?

>>45683917
next level cuckoldry

>>45683917
free money? cool

>>45683917
stroke

can you hear the keyboard in the background too? so far away

IRyS...

>>45683907
That's just something she's incapable of understanding, it just feeds into her "no long games" thing too. It is what it is.

>>45683917
Yeah, this will be one she skips.
...hopefully...

>I'm not buying any more keyboards guys
>I'm definitely buying another keyboard guys

Dear IRyS,

Have you ever considered being less dork and more cute?


Because that would be awful. Please don't.

I want IRyS to kill me.

She should have a keyboard made from diamond, the strongest metal

>>45684017
We know.

>>45684027

fucking kek i love her...

>>45684027
A keyboard made of Dragonforce? Is that even possible?

>>45683946
>>45683917
Seems straightforward. Make friend (lover?) mad so that this person spends less time together with SChatter and more time watching IRyS. But somehow said friend figured it out and ballbusted chatter into not watching IRyS. Rest is self explanatory schizoisms.

>>45684017
Get in line

>>45684017
Wait nevermind she stopped talking about keyboards, i want to live again.
Nevermind, she's talking about keyboards again, kill me IRyS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM3QQXzOzVE

IRyS needs to show her armpits

I think she's now halfway there
Also less than 20 minutes left to break the record

>>45684129
Summertime IRyS will be rocking a teeny bikini.

>>45684129
Get her mousepad

I want her to break the record

>>45684147
Theres no way she finishes in 20 mins, this will be her longest stream now.

>>45684129
This.

>>45684177
But how long will the secret ending be?

What's her streaming record?

No, make a GuyRyS chopstick caddy that holds them.

kek my fucking sides

Fun fact this GuyRyS is made of chopsticks

Yeah, me.

>>45684228

>>45684228
>>45683444

>>45684270
megaman's about to take the crown back

>>45684270
She has a thing for Japanese robots

https://twitter.com/ifphilo/status/1638473602629787651
What does Getto want to do to us?

>>45684295
what the fuck KEK

>>45684270
Gundam btfo

>>45683115
Wait for Gen 5 remake

>>45684295
uhhh... have IRyS hold me by my cock?

Why do Irys's hate stramming so much? she rush to try to leev becuz she hate stramming and hate her fan you cucks. she dones't care about stramming.

>>45683694
You're not cute

>>45684329
Anon, have you checked the batteries on your carbon monoxide detector recently?

>>45684295
make it one of those upskirt umbrellas of IRyS

>>45684329
Error.

>>45684329
Wow, this is a pretty hard try, buddy. Four hours is a short stream for her. Something tells me she doesn't hate it.

>>45684329
Anon...

I feel like it's someone shitposting as him rather than it being him. And if it is, please don't do that.

>Behave YouTube
It's buffering randomly. Pretty sure it's an isolated localised fault again though. Only a few in Chat mentioned it.

wakipaizuri or regular paizuri with irys

Ok, I thought I made it obvious, but that was sarcasm.

It's honestly kinda crazy with how consistently long her streams are that she's never hit 8 hours before.

>>45684430
It was obvious to me anon

>>45684422
tf does waki add?

>Le-vee-ah-than

>>45684430
Don't worry I got it, I didn't expect people to respond seriously either.

>>45684422
yes

>>45684295
Actually it would work, just use a clear umbrella.

>>45684422
Why not both?

>>45684441
>>45684437
But yeah, ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>>45684470
Meant for >>45684430
I am in a daze

fucking KEK

both

IRyK is a pegking....

Bros I think I might really be in love with IRyS...

>>45684517
Get in line

>>45684525
Finally

>>45684525
ARE YOU INSANE
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DANGEROUS THAT THING IS?
IT COULD KILL US ALL!

>I know what you’re getting at. I’m not gonna GET ON that. I’m not gonna RIDE that
Is this subliminal messaging?

>>45684525

>>45684597
Just your average YabaIRyS.

If keyboard zatsu is stealth for ASMR I'm down for that

>>45684631
I’ll take it

>>45684270
It's over

>>45684631
doesn't that mean it'll be in december again?

>>45684649
Is she finally gonna make it to 8 hours...

>>45684649
Yep - officially her longest stream.
Mega Man strikes once more.

>>45684649
ohnonono gundamkeks?

>>45684649
AYYYYYYYY.

>did you get something weird?
>immediately googles it
>well....
KEK

nice

The end of SoloRyS...

That's one of her most annoying qualities

>>45684697
kek

This SC...

>>45684697
thanks i hate it

irys loves ships so much shes actually paying attention to this schizo-ass SC

>is your GF jealous of me?
how vain IRyS....

>>45684708
He could be a little more specific. It definitely sounds like something a robot would say

would

>>45684742
even her autism couldn't pierce it

ESL-chama...
(I didnt actually hear what the SC said)

>>45684742
She's as mystified as the rest of us.

GUNDAM BTFO

I hope more people make her laugh.

>>45684775
It was weird.
https://i.miss.irys.moe/supas/-MMMAGVcELI.html?cursor=253&limit=1

>>45684649
YEAAAAAAAH

>>45684649
THE RETURN OF THE KING

She is now aware of the length of the stream and will rush to finish it. Thanks, random chatter. Thanks a lot

>>45684649
8 hours incoming

>>45684422
Those who would choose one over the other, deserve neither.

>>45684842
There's not many left. She's already at the end

>>45684804
Wow, OK. Schizo + ESL

>>45684842
was one of the usual discordfags SCing

Sometimes I think my hobby is expensive but when I compare it to how much I could do with what she spends on 1 board I feel good about myself.

>>45684842
Some of us still have dickgirl fiction to write.

>>45684842
i mean if it wasn't the chatter the sc would've tipped her off

>>45684842
send her 10 pink SCs with long-ass paragraphs in each to stretch out the stream then

>>45684804
I'm mostly amazed she didn't find it weird or schizo, she was just confused and brushed it off as esl

>its over
lets make it over 8 hours bros

I MIGHT GET IT! I think it's a humblebrag!

"this message is for a friend who watches your show. (She became interested in me) I made her mad to push her back to you (so she would leave me and go back to you), but instead she's cutting you off FOR me . I did it because I love you. I'm sorry. i hope she at comes back to you."
He tried to push this girl away, but the girl is still going after him and not spending her time watching IRyS anymore because she's obsessed with the guy.

TL;DR: It's fake.

>>45684887
She gets enough ESL SCs for her to write it off

>>45684892
why are you still thinking about this

nooooooooo the 8 hours curse

hmmm irys being bottomless...

i feel like she actually might have forgotten about the birthday SC reading SCs if not for that SC mentioning them

>>45684926
The secret ending will likely take it just over 8 hrs.

I'M NOT ALONE

>>45684942
If it doesn't it's YOUR fault

MAKE HER TAKE A MINUTE WITH THE SECRET ENDING

>>45684941
valentines day scs...

>>45684917
>>45684892
He sounds like a scholar trying to interpret ancient Hebrew texts. You're not going to find anything. Just many different interpretations

SHE'S DONE IT

2.0 SCs...

AIIIIEEEEEEEEE

But your hair dryer has ions! It'll totally do it.

>>45684941
Nah she just doesn't read SCs for some things unless chat keeps bringing them up, like karaokes.

>>45684953
>>45684957
You're welcome.

>>45684997
NAISU

>>45684997
DORYAAAA

>>45684917
why did you use that emote for that post

does the fact that that anon maybe deciphered the schizo sc make you horny

>>45685005
Actually you're welcome because of those rants

>food tangent

>>45684892

She doesn't wanna leave us...

It'd be sadlarious (sad and hilarious) if she damaged the internals of the keyboard with the hair dryer, just in an attempt to get a paper sticker off of the back of the keyboard, that she will literally never see.

i love her...

She was checking the time to make it 8 hours

>>45685037
She is wonderful.

>>45685036
A hair dryer isn't going to fuck up her keyboard, nail polish remover on the other hand...

>>45685015
He's calling them a drooling retard

>>45685015
That's my secret, anon
I'm always horny

>>45685004
for some karaokes she doesn't at all, but other streams she'll say she'll read them at a later date cause she was already reading SCs from another stream then completely forget

>>45685041
I could actually believe this, lol

>>45685028
I'm really going to miss her for a few days when she moves

That was fun. A very IRyS stream. Good night bros

IRyS will murder that person who made her use acetone on the keyboard if she proceeds to do it lmao
this retard might actually believe it

>8:01:16

>>45685174
?

>>45685168

I miss IRyS

>>45685233
that's weird huh, and i just refreshed and it changed to 8:01:17 for me

>>45685233
>Still going up
Oh no...

>>45685262
mine went down now

Bros... have you ever stayed up so ridiculously late that you bypassed the point of exhaustion and no longer feel the want to go to bed?

Because I have

>>45685303
It already happened pretty recently with holofes

>>45685303
Yeah that's usually the 26-28H mark, after that i'm golden and can go for a few days until it becomes a problem

>>45685303
I am a call center bro and yes that's my normal routine

>>45685303
Almost every week

>>45685169
the smell will stay there for months. hand sanitizer would be much better

>>45684525

>>45685303
Happened because of Holofes

>>45685303
Yes. I was tired while she was streaming but feel refreshed now after lying down for hours listening to her.
>This is some real Nephilim magic

>>45685303
you get used to it desu. plus my sleep schedule is especially fucked right now cause of holofes

>>45685379
She looks awfully happy about this

>>45685334
>>45685414
>>45685503
I also stayed up for holofes but for some reason I was absolutely destroyed after. Was asleep the second my head hit the pillow. But right now I'm golden

>>45685542
>oshi had a long fun stream
makes sense imo

>>45685378
It's not the smell, it attacks the dye and discolors the metal itself.
If she'd use acetone/nail polish remover she'd outright ruin her new board.

>>45685378
acetone annihilates paint. when I used to do 40k and buy used painted metal models you would put them in a container of acetone and the paint would be totally destroyed in minutes.
On plastic I would use brake fluid (and because of how much of a pain that was, I rarely bought plastic used painted), although there were some alternatives, I just couldn't get them where I was.

>>45685633
Yeah nail polish would mess up the whole thing really

>>45685688
>used to
Can't afford the addiction?

>>45685169
especially with how she already tweeted about being sad about her slightly damaged esc key... imagine...

I want Irys to play X7 and react to that "burn to the ground" boss

>>45685833
I want IRyS to stop playing megaman

>>45685833
I want to see her reaction to Gate's lab

>>45685833
after RE4R

I want IRyS to do a stream in which she rates Eurobeat cars.

I want IRyS.

i want

I

RyS

to

fuck

Me

with

The end

of

ChibiRyS

Right. Smokebreak time

is never

happening

Sekiro

>>45685766
I gave up 15 years ago. I saw the writing on the wall for cost as even back then GW kept rising prices, removing sales (the once a year special 'birthday' sales at every store went away which was a bummer as it was interesting going to other parts of the city), wasn't that impressed with whatever new edition it was (5th?) and the club scene started dying and the few games I was interested in as a replacement like flames of war never got big so the only other game with a big scene was MTG and fuck that shit..
The costs now are obscene, I'd only get back into it if I could be bothered to setup a good 3d printing setup for it.

It's just getting started.

>>45686748
What is? Should I be worried?

>>45686748
yeah, the capcom 2.0 arc

>>45686864
Stop that Chama

Irys if you read this, you dont have to copy how the jap girls look. You are not less feminine for being yourself.

Irys if you read this, please use your imouto voice while bouncing up and down more.

>>45688801
IRyS, if you're reading this, please do copy the way jap girl's pussies look. I love the idea of you having a huge fluffy pink/purple bush that catches all of your scent and holds it for the lucky GuyRyS who gets to go in face first.

That lucky GuyRyS? Me.

>>45688801
Faggot, she is being herself. She's not copying anyone.

I need some keeb recommendations, my old Ducky makes me sad every time I type on it so I want to replace it with a nice shiny 75%
Any recommendations?
I don't care too much about my budget as long as it catches my eye

>>45689603
Just buy whatever expensive toy IRyS decides to get next.

>>45684437
This isn't HagRyS yet

>>45685303
what is sleep anyway?

>>45689726
Not long and then she'll be streaming late in the evening so I don't have to wreck whatever semblance of a sleep schedule I have left.
That's the dream at least.
I'm joking of course. I want her to stream at whatever times make her comfortable even if that's sometimes uncomfortable for me.

day 1 of writing my novel
writing is hard man...

>>45690043
does your novel have nephilim paizuri in it?

>>45690043
Does cheebs even know how to write? Can she even hold a pen with those hands?

>>45689277
She clearly does not like having perms

>RT near the end
Everytime kek

She got those perms because Kronii promised they she would eat her pussy out if she did

Wanna hear something funny? Mori said "everybody left very late", because the festival was not available. But irys said moona was staying over for the night...
https://www.youtube.com/live/UjPaLy-CnRo?feature=share

>>45690975
your timestamp reps...

>>45690665
makes sense

>>45690610
It is still a nice gesture. The vod will be available

why is this retard keep pushing his cuck narrative?

>>45691196
Because he's broken. There's no fucking humanity left in it.

>>45690583
That sounds like the sort of thing one learns upon getting one. And maybe it's the sort of thing you need to remind yourself of every few years like the fact that Fresca really isn't all that great.

>>45691196
Why do cucks do anything? Because they're massive faggots.

>>45690583
Where did you get that impression?
She's just not used to how it feels on her forehead, which is perfectly normal

>>45691714
He made it up.
I really wish I could see pictures but that's not something she's ever going to share again

>>45691648
That is a valid point. She made it very clear she asked for a simple one because she had an idea how annoying it could be.
I still believe you should be happy with how you are and forget what trends are saying

>>45692064
Go to bed Chama

>>45692071
She's not chasing trends. She got it because Kronii suggested it to her

>>45691714
If you check the vod she implied it was not what she expected

>>45692159
Kroni suggested it because it is a trend. Imagine adding waves to a perfect straight japanese hair. Should be a crime

>>45692230
I'd need to see it first before casting judgement

I just woke up, do I really have to watch 8 hours of Megaman, fuck my life

>>45692409
No, you have to watch 4 hours as 2x speed

>>45692409
Yes she accidentally masturbated on stream because of boredom. I am not telling you the timestamp to spoon feed you but other anons can vouch for me

Does Irys have an afro now

>>45692468
But only 1.5x speed is IRyS approved.

>>45692580
Her bangs have waves.

>>45692580
No. Just a perm. Her hair is curly now

>>45692580
No, just curly hair.

>>45692809
zoomeRyS

She won't stream tomorrow since she streamed for 8 hours today right