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Kyo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PHgPqo67ck

>>45655110
MYSTA!!! MY LOVE!!!!

News:
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Outfit status: 2 weeks

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Gm/Gn VPs (ends march 31)
Unit art Vol. 2

wuca love! uki said sonny is in minecraft with him right now for any briskadets wanting a crumb in case he shows up.

Posting anyway, I didn't type this out for nothing
>>45651538
The ones who'd survive best would be Luca, Doppio, Alban and Uki. I'm a quilldren and Ike is not lasting but my reasoning is as below on the people who last at least a month.
>Luca
Fit, decent luck. Some engineering skill to put together rudimentary shelter out of the way of animals. He'd either last til the end or die a month in of something triggering a huge athsma attack out of nowhere
>Doppio
Another fit one, smarter than he lets on too
>Alban
Again smarter than he let's on. Alban also likes playing survival type games and watched some Japanese wilderness camping stuff while studying hard-core. Unlike Sonny he wouldn't let toxic masculine urges get to him, become to coxky because of watching some YouTube and die trying to wrestle a wild boar 3 days in.
> Uki
I feel like Uki is the kinda guy who can tell what plants are poison and what aren't to keep people from eating poisonous berries. And while minecraft building skill doesn't necessarily count towards real life, there's probably something in there that could help Luca to plan their structures and guide Luca and Doppio in building them.

>>45655255
Boys.
Uki: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IjUZG1BaQg
Kyo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PHgPqo67ck
Aster: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvPe4BVmqKo

Boy that will stream soon.
Alban: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq9z35ICqBQ

Fat cat

>>45655454
the pets and the gay, what a group. your logic makes sense though

>>45655454
>Dies from hubris
Vox, Sonny
>Dies because of their shit health
Ike, Fuuchan, Kyo, Hex, Ver
>Dies from eating a poisonous plant
Ren, Aster, Mysta
>Dies trying to seduce a female lion
DJ

Breeding

What the shit is this? How has this not been taken down by Youtube?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQeinYQFNx8

>>45655988
Rene would simply leave by calling his alien firends

>>45656765
>ren dips and leaves everyone else to die
kek

sonny's being a whore on minecraft

I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband!

cuntboys are hot

How tf did Uki get this many villagers without eggs from creative mode?

>>45656765
Until the anon replied to you I thought René was like Paul R Ericson and was a French guy born from the thread while I was at work

>>45657194
I'm stealing this as soon as gamer wave releases. Rene x Paul for life

>>45657183
I've seen a villager farm on a vanilla server before

>>45657183
minecraft is his life, he's on it 24/7

>>45657029
Based

LOVE my hardworking cute whore little brother alban ! i got the timing for the stream wrong....

>>45657183
villager breeder

>>45657264
Now we just need to make up a story for him

>>45657597
i will fuck these maids

>>45657604
I thought of a little french boy that likes playing apex all day. Think of the most stereotypical french revolution anime boy wielding a huge gun and going hon hon when he gets a kill

>>45656602
kek who drew this fetal alcohol syndrome-looking vox

auban

>>45657813
Addition: He also can play monster hunter just so he spams JE SUIS MONTE

>>45657813
If he's a french revolution boy he would probably hate Paul as he is part of the ruling class as a stocks trader

>>45658118
Enemies to lovers, even better

>>45658193
He brings out the guillotine to execute paul but then he discovers that paul is actually broke and in debt and that's how they become friends, Rene bitches about the aristocrats and Paul bitches about Gary Vee's NFTs

>>45658421
Perfect, I approve of this completely imaginary pairing of fake vtubers

demon love

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

>alban has coffee
>i'm having coffee
WE ARE

>>45659633
addicted to cocaine

>>45659633
having diarrhea

gato

>>45659707
Cocaine gives you diarrhea?

>>45659707
I want to shit now but I can't fuck you

>Mystake schizo shitting up main again over shipart

Alban you fucking retard why didn't you sleep aieee

>>45659811
yes

cute

Alban...

Steph you lucky bastard

>>45659707
i probably will after this.....

Alban thinks I'm disgusting...

alban.....

Alban is getting fucked live!

alban has so much energy today he's so cute i love him so much

Alban is so happy today..... uuueeeee

I wonder why he's so happy...

albans feet....

>>45660591
>>45660610
>>45660707
Coke high

BFE ALBAN

something awakened inside of me

alban rape

AIEEEEEE ALBAN

TOT

c-cute alban..............

UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX ALBAN SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

holy fuck why is he being so cute today

>>45661044
This anon is having diarrhea

CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE

what the fuck happened to sex cat..when he debuted he wasn't like this............

alban SEXXXXXXXXXXXX SEXXXXXXXX RAPEEEEEE UWOOHHHHHH

>>45661417
we groomed him and he groomed us....

I love Alban so much

i'm going to repeat the past 30 minutes for the rest of my life

WDFGHYJUKUJTREWQ????

ok I understand takos now, I wanna rape this cat too

Alban are you okay....

he's so perfect bros

>>45661945
He's had too much ""coffee""

alban is going full genesis

If alban is happy I'm happy!

My stream is dying..

>>45661867
he's perfect rapebait

>>45663433
>>45662205
I want to marry this cat

>>45659811
Stimulants work on everything, including your GI tract. This is why coffee often makes people poop.

dads dog is dead.....

>>45663984
Oh................

Takaradachi blossoming in this thread makes me happy, sex cat love! Sex cat kisses! Sex cat selling you hot cheetos!

>>45664202
Sex cat selling you his body!

>>45664320
ToT

>>45664320
Cha-ching!

alban getting some random old mans wood....

Aaaah he's so cute I'm going to cry.....

Alban....

albans boyfriend is leaving him....

>>45665547
And got rejected by him...

chapter 8 already....alban is quick as usual

Tifa sexo

no.....

sharing cells with alban

Alban simps for every single character kek

i miss the golden era of pregnancy posting and yumeposting in general. i miss writefags as a whole really. it feels like there’s nowhere else i can talk about being a yume

Alban's moans...

>>45667127
I am a writefag but of the shipping variety, I wish I could helping with yume posting but I'm very bad at it unfortunately

;_;

>>45667127
I'm either too busy or too tired to yumepost but I want you to know that I think about my demon husband everyday and that I cannot stop thinking about how sexy he was singing bury a friend during the karaoke. Want to be his little human pet that he uses for sustenance when he runs low on sexual energy.

>>45667127
whenever i yumepost, i get embarrassed right after because it gets no replies or anons start talking about something else. i dont have to be replied to but its just awkward

>>45667581
It's okay anon, sometimes people just don't know how to reply to a yume post

>>45667581
I don't know how to reply to yume posts...and some anons like to write and be ignored because they are embarrassed too...

sugoi

alban is such whore

Alban is so autistic for this game

>>45668072
i try to say something to posts because i know how awkward i feel when no one does but i also get it....

>>45667581
I don't reply to yume posts because my fetishes are not everyone's cup of tea and they probably won't like it kek

>>45667581
i yumepost just for myself not for anons

the game ost is so good

rip cloud...

So they are all dead

today was so fun i'm so happy albans happy

I’m so proud of my husband, honestly his content has come a long way and I’m so happy with the improvements he’s made. I hope to be with him for a long time. Gn

>>45668943
not enough it seems

>>45669440
gn. happy for him

bye bye alban

bye alban....i hope you stay happy and healthy always

Todays stream was amazing! Thank you Alban for everything and I hope you rest well for once.

I want to breed him

watchalong with wife today! yes!

>>45670788
isn't it tomorrow?

>>45671163
oh it's already today for me lol

>>45671304
my bad I forgot timezones existed kek

realized wife keeps feeding into mintfag's fetish by eating expired food and shitting himself god damn

>>45671767
He loves me!

Yumes, what's the mood tonight? Yes, I am asking, but I am also Being The Change since I miss jamming with you dreaming girls and boys.

Would you want to go out to a nightclub with your boyo of choice? I would, I love to dance and dress all sexed up and would love to grind on a guy shamelessly. Sure, there's the overpriced drinks, and crowds but there's also playing with the potential of jealousy on their end...

>>45672388
i'm not good with crowds..my oshi also says he's not a fan of clubs. a bar might be fun though with an open mic karaoke, listening to drunk people just sing their head off while being tone deaf but singing along with them

>>45672388
Alas our whore days are over but if he was younger I would love to go clubbing with him and then make out in the bathroom like teenagers, or I can watch him fool around with random strangers but ultimately come back to me

>>45672388
I hate parties...and he also hates parties kek. If we went to a club we would be two losers in the corner. I think staying home with him while eating some bacon broccoli pizza and watching some movie would be way better for a date! and he could make us some drinks if he feels like it (or drink straight from the bottle, wouldn't put it past him)

>>45672704
That seems fun! We do love karaoke... would you hop on stage and sing for them, or are they more likely to do it for you? Or maybe you're both the private type, teehee

>>45672388
Probably would do the same thing as (You) while trying to get my boy to dance a bit
For better or for worse, my social battery dies quickly, so after that we would spend the rest of the night in a bar or back in the house playing games until 7am

>>45672935
Both those scenarios are super hot! Nothing wrong with staying home and reminiscing though, especially when you can skip the previews and get straight to the show, so to speak... wink nudge, etc

>>45673084
he's more likely to do it but i imagine he would drag me on stage with him even if i was nervous to just sing one song together with him

>>45672937
Y'all in the corner like "they don't know we hate this" but that's so cute! Bacon broccoli pizza sounds good too, especially while knocking `em back.

Not that I don't appreciate the contribution to yume thoughts but why are we typing like a teenage girl on tumblr

>>45673457
give an example before anons never yume post again fag

>>45673189
Nice! Always best to leave an hour before close anyway, parking at clubs tends to be a son of a bitch... but they could carry* you to the car! From the bar! Because you're their star!

(*or give you a piggy back ride or whatever you would prefer)

>>45672388
clubs aren't my thing and i imagine same for him but i can easily see the scenario where he gets worked up in his mind that going to the club would be a fun time or going with his other friends. i would go along in spirit but probably just nurse some fruity drink the whole night and watch him have fun after probably being nervous for a bit. he would swing by every once in a while to check in but still have fun the whole night. i would drag his drunk ass home afterwards listening to him ramble about something he probably learned today, rather content at how the night went.

>>45673457
I really can't understand what the fuck you're talking about

>>45673542
The thoughts are good it's just the way it's phrased and typed out is not something I expect to see here that's all, it's very cheerful for lack of a better word
>>45673652
I don't know either, I'm probably just imaging things feel free to ignore me

>>45673684
of course it's more cheerful. anons are being asked to gush about how much they love their oshi and imagine an imaginary scenario with them.

>>45672388
Both Ike and I aren't really the biggest extroverts, and we both seem to avoid things like clubs or clubbing. But, if we ever did go to one, in a sort of spur of the moment decision, I imagine we both do some awkward dancing together and laugh at how silly we feel.

Since you mentioned jealousy, I like to think some random guy tries to hit me up and gets a little too close for comfort, and Ike gets a moment of unexpected jealousy. He slings an arm around me and glares daggers at the stranger, and either drags me back home or into a bathroom stall to talk about why he did that. In any case, it ends up with rough, heated and possessive sex, that leads him to uncharacteristically leave hickies and little bruises all over me to show that I'm his.

>>45673369
i'm not a fan of alcohol but anything for wife

>>45673773
you will become an alcoholic with wife that is the only way, during his drunk zatsudan I literally drank two bottles of wine and then fell asleep halfway through it, I would imagine our night out would be much of the same. Drinking until we're blacked out and then waking up in someone else's bed room with mysterious fluids everywhere

>>45672388
You guys have gone to parties before?
Am I the only social reject in this general?

>>45673967
uoooh drunk sex with wife...!!

>>45673998
nightclubs are parties you invite yourself to mystake but you can dance at home with mysta, same effect

>>45673998
Going to a bar or nightclub does not require an invitation

i'm going to write a fanletter to my oshi and spray my squirt all over it. he WILL touch my love juices

>>45673998
mystake schizo do you not have friend

>>45674099

Violisko in Minecraft... thank you gods for answering my prayers.

>>45674099
Good luck anon!

>>45673084
I can't help but imagine karaoke booth sex with Luca... He's so convinced that the booths are soundproof so he tells you to stop keeping your moans in and let him hear you. But when you get out of the karaoke booth, you get greeted by three red faced staff outside the door who refuse to look you in the eye, and Luca... Luca just laughs in that carefree way he does and says thanks to the staff.

When you get home he crumples to the floor with his face in his hands groaning about how embarrassing that was...and how he wants to do it again with you, in a different place next time.

>>45674144
Nope. I don't even know how to make friends.

>>45673555
I would love to be carry by him. My head against his chest, so easy to drown myself into his cologne of choice and feel his heartbeat, so soothing after all that dancing.
He would pamper me a lot back home, make sure I dont have a really bad hangover the next morning.
Next time I would want to be the one taking care of his drunk self, make up for how sweet he was last time.
My brain is melting kek

>>45674033
We both wake up in some kind of basement sex dungeon his ass is sore and so is my pussy, we both have no idea what the fuck happened, except that there seems to be fluid everywhere and more clothes on the floor than one person can wear.

>>45674265
just talk to your classmate or something

>>45674061
>>45674090
But surely you go with people. And even if not you have to have some level of social skill to attend.

>>45674335
Whenever I try they treat me like I have 5 heads.

>>45674360
everyone developes some kind of social skills 5 shots deep

>>45674360
not really. most people do go alone just to find a quick hookup for the night. you don't need social skills to grind your ass against someone's crotch

>>45674410
what does that mean... do you look scary?

>>45674425
Bullshit.
>>45674436
You kind of do, though.

>>45673457
kill yourself

>>45673998
it's okay anon...you're not alone. i'm hate going outside especially after dark so i don't get much socialization in either

>>45674452
No, I can just tell by their body language and how they treat me (they speak to me very formally and never bother to engage in idle small talk) that they aren't interested in me as a person and don't like me. They give awkward smiles and generally treat me as if I'm mentally disabled.

>>45674475
don't feel bad, your oshi got mistaken as a homeless person so he doesnt have great social skills either

>>45674475
I've had a man pissed drunk at a dive bar talk to me about Austrian economic theory, the invisible hand of the market and marxism, and me also drunk off my mind continued to talk to him about macro economy for at least 2 hours. Alcohol does wonders for the socially awakard

>>45674652
I guarantee you those people all had at least 1 (one) friend.

>>45672388
Oh this is so good… I’m a lot like you anon; I love partying and dressing super slutty too so clubbing is definitely the scene for me kek. I’ve always wanted to wear one of those really slutty vinyl cutout club dresses you see in gyaru doujins and such; it’d be so fun to show myself off throughout the night before my oshi has to remind me that I can’t just show myself off as I please because I’m already spoken for

>>45674475
Nta but booze and some other shit goes a long way, somehow I become this extroverted person who wants everyone to dance with her, sing and have fun
Thats not for everyone though and thats ok

>>45674586
try to find a part time job
I wasn't able to make any friend in college but I was able to do that at my retail job because we have common topic to talk about (shitting on our boss and customers)

>>45674772
It requires a certain level of social competence to enter a nightclub to begin with and even order drinks.

>>45674772
Moral of the story is get drunk, snort some cocaine, take a tab of acid and you will conquer the world

>>45674847
I've had jobs. The people there didn't like me either. They all preferred to chat amongst themselves and also saw me as a hindrance.

>>45674852
anon...all they do is check your ID and you can literally just point at a random beer to order, you don't even need to talk

>>45674852
Probably? I arrived to the place already drunk so my introverted self is already gone by then, and drink some more inside

AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEE I DONT CARE HOW LONELY YOU ARE WHY DID YOU TURN THIS YUME SESSION INTO YOUR BLOGPOSTING MYSTAKE

Whatever. Point is you're all social competents and I don't know why you're pretending otherwise. I can't relate to any of you.

>>45675013
i love him so much

>>45675037
mystake...it's ok, i'm lonely too

I want to go to a shitty dive bar with wife where we get pissed drunk on dog shit tequila, start a bar fight then get kicked out. We then make out in the bar parking lot then get the cops called on us, and spending the night in jail and wife has to call his brother to pick us up.

>>45674904
...maybe just find someone on tinder

>>45675185
I want friends, not a fuckbuddy.

>>45675037
I get so anxious I shake when meeting new people and I have to prep myself to make a two-minute phone call. I have about as much "social competency" as a hermit crab. We're just talking about what-ifs and scenarios, not actually going out to any clubs. Most of the people responding the original post were even saying they're not very social or good with parties.

>>45675185
>tinder
Ew

>>45675013
I wanna hug him

>>45675185
no sane person uses tinder

>>45675185
Thats a bad idea no matter who you are

>>45675254
But you have at least one friend, correct?

>>45674964

>offered solution after solution after solution
>refuse to do anything
>cry about it online
this is why you will forever be a femcel

Catching up on Alban's vod and the zatsu segment before he even started playing is adorable, he's so cute, he's such a whore, he's such a brat, I love him.

>>45675037
Just go out to a club and pre-game before you go in, I guarantee nobody will care if you are not socially competent because they will also be sloshed

>>45675236
just put vtuber images on your profile I am sure you will filter a lot of normies, if you live in the west that is

>>45675361
I've done everything you're suggesting, though. I work and talk to people and I'm by no means straight edge. People just don't like me.

>>45675436
SHUT THE FUCK UP MYSTAKE SCHIZO

both times i went to parties i was literally dragged by family members because i'm too shut in and they're probably scared i'm going to lock myself up again because of depression and i spent the whole night in the corner waiting to go home kek

>>45675369
he was so adorable today

>>45675370
I second this anon

>>45673745
i love seeing posts about ike being possessive like this. thanks quilldren.

>>45675436
how is that even possible, it's easy to approach people if you're a girl

>>45675454
Why even engage me in conversation if you're going to seethe when I reply?

who care if you're socially nincompoop play pretend for 2 minute i don't care

>>45675436
maybe try to find people with the same interest/hobbies as you?

Alban would be the kind of guy doing 3 lines off the trash can from a random stranger in a club bathroom and you know it

>>45675524
Probably the same reason people hate me /here/. I've got some sort of defect.

>>45675510
I'm glad somebody else likes the idea, no problem! I love when partners get jealous or possessive, and having Ike, usually calm and collected, getting that way over me gets me so flustered, you have no idea...

>>45675370
what's a pre-game?

>>45675548
why did you reply to the yume post to bait anons into you guilt tripping and turning this thread into your blogpost. mysta is streaming tomorrow, youve already ruined one thread today, kys

>>45675601
drinking before you get into the club so that you're a little buzzed because drinks cost an arm and a leg

>>45675369
He's perfect! I can't stop creating fake scenarios with him in my head now....I just want him to hold me in his arms while I comfort him...

>>45675677
I was just surprised by the amount of anons /here/ who admitted to partying before. Nobody had to reply.

If offered an unknown drug from a stranger at a club would (your) oshi take it?

>>45675576
That's something I love about him too

>>45675772
>>45675576
Yes

>>45675772
can i be said stranger and slip it in his drink, unknown drug is an aphrodisiac

>>45675743
nenmen is mostly femanons I'm sure if you asked this in main the answer would be different because some men are just truly that bad at socialising

>>45675580
well i guess you're right, if you don't change your behaviors you'll never make a friend

>>45676037
I'll be the stranger pressuring wife into doing ketamine with me

>>45675743
There was only like five or six anons who really talked about about going clubbing in the past, out of the 30 IPs. The original post was just meant to be a hypothetical anyways, you didn't have to relate to it or anything. Just imagine something fun and cute with your oshi.

>>45675772
giving doppi a tab of acid and saying it's magic sticker

>>45676092
Well, what behavior should I change?

>>45675772
if the stranger spent 5 mins hyping it up to be the best thing ever, yes...

>>45676199
is your oshi vox?

I like to stick ginger up my ass to imagine my oshi fucking me until it hurts so much that I cry.

>>45676180
Mystake, we can't be your therapist. You need to look inside yourself and change yourself for what you think is for the better. We can't tell you exactly what all your problems are, what you need to do, etc.

>>45676263
this sounds like a briskadet

>>45676263
kadet...

>>45676303
If I knew what the problem was I wouldn't be in this mess. As it stands it seems as if there is just something fundamentally "wrong" with me that drives people away.

>>45676234
no, but i did realize it could apply to more than one boy

>>45676419
Please seek a therapist or a psychiatrist.

>>45676479
Luca?

>>45676180
I guess, first of all, stop shitting on things you don't like or agree with. Like what you did earlier with foxakuma. Even if you think you're being funny, you're just actively turning potential friends away because normal people don't do that.

I love Alban Knox with all my heart

>>45676317
>>45676330
...yes.

>>45676519
Can't afford or gain access to one. So sorry, you're stuck with me for now. But you never have to reply to my posts, which can always shut me up.

>>45676723
do you also want him to shove chili peppers up your vagaina

>>45676723
missed your spicy posts

>>45676479
i can imagine vox going on about the timeline of how molly pumps dopamine into your brain until it reaches a certain peak, and how the clean ones don't give you a bad crash etc etc lol

>>45676546
probably easier if i say just it lol
piochan

>>45676793
I JUST purchased these today solely for that purpose.
>>45676852
I...have never posted about this before though...

>>45676992
Wait what
Are you actually gonna shove those things up there?

>>45676992
You aren't the kadet who wants him to pour hot sauce into your urethra?

>>45676992
for i second i thought that was cocaine

>>45676992
can't believe all briskadets have the same thoughts about shoving spicy shit up their holes

>>45676992
Kadet...

>>45676553
Well, it's not like people talk to me about their interests or anything to begin with, but sure I can stop.

>>45676989
shit he was going to me my next guess, I'm sure you can give pio cocaine if you tell him it's magic pixie dust

>>45677047
Ginger, yes, though it has to be cut into a proper shape for it. Peppers, not exactly, they're just for the burn, not insertion.
>>45677083
I am definitely not, I don't enjoy urethra play at all.
>>45677088
What??
>>45677131
I'm not surprised masochists gravitate towards Sonny of all people.
>>45677149
:)

I'm sorry we have TWO kadets that want sonny to shove peppers up their vagina? not one but TWO? what the fuck

>>45677247
you're joking, you're not going to shove ginger up your ass. i don't believe you at all

>>45677382
nta but it is a thing

>>45677296
The urethra and the vagina are two separate orifices, to be fair...
>>45677382
Yes? It's called figging, it's not a particularly rare thing in the bdsm community.

>>45677416
>method of punishment
my sides

>>45677450
...How did you discover this? How did you discover that you liked doing this? I try to be respectful of what goes on behind closed doors but I'm genuinely baffled.

>>45677416
>>45677450
i know it's a thing. i just don't believe an anon itt will do it

I took a nap for TWO hours after a dead thread all day (outside of takoyaki posting) what the hell happened here... never change nenmen
>>45677131
#NotAllBriskadets, it doesn't seem that outrageous to me though

>>45677566
The Mystake schizo was being an annoying attention whore again

>ITT clubbing, drug use, binge drinking
Sisters what the FUCK I thought we were supposed to be hikki yumejos
Drugs and casual sex are weirdge and unpog.....

>>45677566
the fact that it doesn't seem outrageous to you tells me you're part of the group kadet

>>45677539
Read about it in a fanfic, tried it, liked it (a lot).
>>45677548
...this is definitely not the weirdest thing I've done or still do, I don't know what to tell you.

>>45677644
tell me what the weirdest thing is, i hope it's not a gerbil up your ass

>>45677595
The Mystake schizo is the only femcel here.

>>45677595
>clubbing, drug use, binge drinking
Still a virgin despite all of that

honestly briskadets shoving pieces of fucking ginger up their ass is the most tame thing they did if we compare to other things

>>45677595
you can binge drink and do drugs alone

>>45677805
>>45677833
these anons have a social life btw

>>45677595
I am a hikkineet but I'm also not even drinking age yet (thanks burgerland) and i live in bumfuck nowhere so I like to believe my lack of a social life isn't completely unjustified

>>45677870
Love you too anon

>>45677181
That was just about attitude in general.
My advice is just to be friendly and positive when you talk with people. You can obviously share your negative thoughts once you're closer with someone but don't lash it out like that. People will get weirded out. I am sure you understand how much you don't like people to shit on the things you like, so don't do it to others.

>>45677954

>>45677954
Luca the lotion goes on your skin, not your hair and sweater!

>>45677958
Whenever I talk to people I try to be positive and agreeable. In group projects I do whatever they say. It doesn't make them any more interested in me.

>>45677697
I don't really want to say because if I get too specific, it wouldn't be particularly hard for it to be linked to stories I've told elsewhere less anonymously. Weird/painful insertions, uhhh watersports-ish stuff.

>>45678054
kadet you fucking whore...

>>45678054
insertion and watersports? i have no idea

>>45678098
You're making me blush.
>>45678111
As in you don't know what those terms mean?

>>45678017
Have you talked with people who share the same hobbies as you? Or find a new hobby that gets you to meet new people

>>45678144
nah as in i have no idea what you could've done so i guess that's a good thing for you

>>45678232
I don't know where to meet people to share the same hobbies as me. I tried the friend part of that Bumble app but it didn't work out.

>>45677595
My oshi has a lower rice purity score, I'm doing just fine if we hold me against that as a standard

>>45678379
Noctyx sister...

>>45678017
Are you really overweight or unattractive? Speaking from experience, those make socializing an uphill battle.

>>45678017
i don't know if you're the same mystake schizo, but theres a wall of advice for them in main if you wanna read that. otherwise, get a journal, watch videos on how to practice a healthier mindset, etc. we can't help you

>>45678416
I'm pretty skinny, and I think I'm decent looking, but I don't know.

>>45678324
There's this anime meetup thing in my city but I am always too shy to go. Just start online then, you have discord and twitter. It takes time to filter all the shitty people but it's much easier to find friends online if you're already consistently active on a platform.

>>45678416
I'm fat as fuck and average looking and people still talk to me kek, you just need to be funny

>>45678462
That's just an AI generated shitpost. Reads like ChatGPT. You can tell.
Do you really think a change in mindset will get people to become interested in me? I don't think it's very likely.

>>45678465
That's good! That goes a long way. Do you have good hygiene? Dress okay?
>>45678512
That's exactly what I meant with an uphill battle. You have to be genuinely funny or entertaining to be acknowledged.

>>45678598
I'm too poor to afford decent clothes... And my skin is pretty flaky. I guess that's probably a turnoff to people. But there's nothing I can do about that.

>>45678583
>I don't think it's very likely.
the fact that you're attentionwhoring and crying about everything ITT when other anons are offering advice reflects your horrible mentality. i'm being genuine, at least practicing being positive helps. no one likes bitter people like you

>>45678598
I mean when you grow up as a fat kid you kind of have to develop a sense of humour to survive, it made me funny so that's a bonus I suppose, kek

>/nenmen/ - Mystake Schizo Counselling Session

>>45678696
Aww, mystake-s. It's not easy at all. I'd be your friend so long as you didn't smell and didn't lose your temper with me.

>>45678801
I'm taking the advice seriously. And even if I shut up and never brought this up again I'd still have zero friends so I don't get what that has to do with anything. Anons can stop replying to me at any time like I said.

>>45678852
i don't know why anons are trying to help a hopeless person. if you don't want to help yourself then rot

>>45678882
I think you really need to work on being less hostile and seeing everything as an attack

>>45678928
I don't even know how I'm coming across as hostile is the thing. Maybe that's the problem. I'm taking what everyone says seriously.

>>45678413
Sometimes older depressed whores want the company of other older depressed whore

i like this mix a lot!
https://youtu.be/YFyWde8wa5M

>>45678696
hey starting skin care is easier than changing your personality
go see a doc and ask for their advice
also do shower more often and make sure your hair and clothes don't look sloppy

>>45679355
That channel's shin takarajima fanmix is still one of my favorites

im a bit of a femcel but i do have friends online and off to hang out with...never touched drugs or house parties in my life, theyre overrated and obnoxious

>>45679491
Well, you guys know I'm a Canuck, getting a doctor is pretty difficult here. Maybe in... 6 months or so at the earliest I'll be able to see one. If it will make people like me I'll try to look better I guess.

>>45679491
>>45678696
If you can afford it, a bottle of lotion goes a long way towards fighting flakey skin. Clothes don't make as big of an impression as you might think but if you're worried about it, save up and check places like salvation army and thrift stores, you'll be amazed at what people will throw out/donate

>>45679516
>im not a femcel but this is why im a femcel
kek

>>45679516
>never touched drugs or house parties in my life
Your not missing out on much, they're only really fun at the moment but the day after is horrendous

>>45679602
If you're a Canuck, pick up some Cerave or Cetaphil moisturizer, it should help with the flaky skin (assuming it's not something like eczema or psoriasis)

>>45679664
If it is eczema I can recommend eucerin
This shit is thick as fuck and takes forever to rub in but I used it a long time before my eczema just kinda went away on its own

>>45679642
I just assumed that she has a different sense of hygiene since she talked about not showering and wearing the same clothes for 2 weeks before. You might think it's common sense but there are people who think otherwise...
>>45679602
Yes, take other people in your life as example and see what they are like. A simple CLEAN shirt + black pants that fits you can go a long way. I was able to get my senpai doctor to prescribe me tret for my acne w/o a derm so it doesn't hurt to ask them for advice. Like the other anon said moisturizing lotion helps, but it differs from person. You can do some research online too

>>45679889
>take other people in your life
I don't have any people in my life... Well, I'll try it anyway. I don't have much hope it will make people interested in me but I will try anything at this point. Do women really talk to you just because you're dressed decently?

renkyo LOVE!

>>45679980
It can help, it won't solve all of your problems, working on your hygiene is a big start and then working on getting some nice fitting clothes can help a lot.

>>45680077
I can already tell it's gonna make me depressed when I dress decently and people still don't take an interest in me. But I want to be fair to the anons who tried to help. So I will try. Maybe I'll report back in a couple of months.

>>45680154
That's another thing, if you go into an experience expecting it to fail, it will. You've set yourself up for it to do so.
I know it may be hard to do but try to be more positive about things, being negative can make you seem unapproachable and give people the wrong ideas about you.

>>45680232
I don't know. I always try to be friendly to people and I never complain in their presence and they still don't take an interest in me. When I had roommates they just ignored me all the time. I would smile at them and say hi to their friends when they showed up but in the end it never made them like me any more... Well, whatever. It's great that anons in this thread don't need to worry about that stuff. I bet your oshis would be charmed by you. Sometimes I want to write stuff but I don't know how people socialize to write anything decent. So I'm always impressed when I look through the fic archives. It'd be nice if I could contribute one day.

>>45679980
Other people as in your classmates, coworkers or even people on the street. Making yourself look decent will make you look approachable but it will only work if you have an approachable attitude too. People don't usually dislike you without a good reason so either you're thinking too much or you looked like you don't want to hang with them.

>>45679987

>>45680442
Staying friendly is important and I'm sorry you felt outcasted by your roommates but that's not all that uncommon. Women, simply put, can be utter bitches.
I want you to recognize something super important though, you don't need anyone's approval. Like ultimately you're your own individual and I want you to take a second to realize that getting someone else to approve of who you are is not the end all be all.
My ex used to say "you could be the juiciest peach in the world but there's always someone out there who hates peaches"

You're not alone in your worries, life is an uphill battle and even more so when you don't come from money, but it's not hopeless. You're already starting with a big step and that's that you're willing to at least listen and potentially work on stuff. I know it's hard but hang in there. I want you to know that it will eventually be okay and that things will get better.

You mentioned wanting to write stuff, a lot of people who write don't actually have that much experience in actual relationships, this is actually really common in manga writers who write as a sort of self fulfilling thing and people love it. Watch movies, read books and manga and other fics. Get some courage up and start writing! It's never too late to contribute and rarely do people end up being perfect on their first attempt at anything so don't let fear stop you. Honestly, if you need to, use a chat bot for feedback and direction, idk if it'll work like that but it's worth a shot!
I'm sorry if I wrote too much, I just wanna help

holy words batman

>>45680916
this anon is a stacy!

>>45681015
I hope I don't come off that way, I don't have many friends left ya know. Over the years I've lost them to cancer, drug overdose, suicide, shit, one literally got hit by a truck a few months back.
Anon may not be my friend perse, but the world has enough sadness in it. I'd like to help those who need it because the world needs more happy people in it.

>>45681192
oof anon...hope you feel better now

>>45681192
sorry it was just a joke but the fact that you have an ex is already amazing
I am sorry about your loss, hope you have people around to cheer you up
you have a kind heart and I hope she take your advices to heart

>>45680916
I hope you're right. I appreciate your kind words a lot. I just want friends. I'm sure the people here (who no doubt despise me even more thanks to this debacle) would be happy if I made friends too because it'd mean I'd be here a lot less.
To be honest I've tried writing some small stuff before but I just get ignored or made fun of because anons can recognize how I type. So I need to improve a lot.
I'll try my best to improve... it'd be nice if I could make 1 (one) friend by the end of this year.