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Previous Thread: >>45612241

>> No.45650860

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.45650912
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Slow fucking website, posting 1st anyway

>> No.45650920

You don't understand, I LOVE Gura!

>> No.45650931
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I love my wife so much!!

>> No.45651011
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>>45650912
skill issue

>> No.45651033
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45651033

my wife

>> No.45651108

>>45648194
what is this daughter type called?

>> No.45651114
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>>45651011
>thread is posted
>won't load into a new tab
>click on thread
>redirects me to warosu

>> No.45651121 [SPOILER] 
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45651121

Gurass

>> No.45651154
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>> No.45651220
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>>45651154
holy shit

>> No.45651258

>>45651114
This your first time making a thread? You don't try to reply like that because half the time it takes forever .

>> No.45651337

>>45651108
Bratty daughter that will blackmail you with your sexual preferences but is secretly in love with you and will forgive you when she grows up enough to understand the dynamics of her relationship with you.

>> No.45651349

>>45651154
Fake

>> No.45651393
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>>45651154
woah

>> No.45651396
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45651396

Did I miss any Gura activity today?

>> No.45651437

>>45651258
I've made probably hundreds of these threads at this point. I think it's just because 4chanx is slow sometimes

>> No.45651484

>>45651396
art likes and a retweet

>> No.45651487
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45651487

I'm the onahole of /ggg/.

>> No.45651530

>>45651121
based gurass poster

>> No.45651546
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>>45651154
Is this real?

>> No.45651615
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Coolra
https://twitter.com/BerrYcHan00/status/1638211379441311745

>> No.45651714
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>>45650912

>> No.45651848

God just let me take a deep, long whiff of Gura's piss stained panties. There is nothing like the musk of the girl you love, that sweet girly cunny scent, caramel-like, lemony, hints of ammonia and sweat. I could smell it forever...

>> No.45651919

>>45651848
sanest pissbud

>> No.45651935

>>45651487
I'm going to need you soon, stick around.

>> No.45651946

/ggg/ try not to talk about gura's piss or farts challenge (impossible)

>> No.45652034

>>45651919
t. never smelled a girl's used panties
Try it, you'll understand immediately

>> No.45652175
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>>45651946
Gura has pissed herself on stream and has also acknowledged the fart shark lore

>> No.45652251

>>45651487
Are your ready to take all of ggg's cum inside your chumhole?

>> No.45652281

>>45651946
it's gura's fault

>> No.45652329

>>45649099
From Ohio to California? Hell no.

>> No.45652353

>>45651337
daughterpilled

>> No.45652409
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>>45652329
My fellow Ohiobud...

>> No.45652448

I'm the ggg of Gura's onahole

>> No.45652645

I want to eat her out so bad, sit on my face Gura!

>> No.45652688

goombuds are horny today

>> No.45652710
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>>45652688
>today

>> No.45652713

https://twitter.com/nyanko_prin/status/1637789308093620224/photo/1
Gura wanted the chumbies to know she wasn't wearing panties

>> No.45652843

>>45652688
My bad, I'm really backed up and I can't goom until I get home.

>> No.45652921
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>> No.45652969

>>45652409
It's like Hell, but with more pollen.

>> No.45652997

Will we get a gooba stream before the weekend?

>> No.45653026

>>45652713
horny aside i do like the idea that the bottom jaw can be zipped off so the top can be wore like a crop hoodie, makes it more versatile

>> No.45653029

>>45652969
Central? It's not too bad here, yet.

>> No.45653068

>>45652710
Imagine Gura getting on top of you like that and she starts peeing on your crotch

>> No.45653105

>>45653029
Southeast.

>> No.45653181
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45653181

Dino Gura too good

>> No.45653292
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>>45653105
I'm sorry, anon

>> No.45653317

>>45653181
haha dino poobutt

>> No.45653447

>>45653292
Me too.

>> No.45653616

Imagine wrapping your hands around Gura's tiny waist as she rides you... I love her so much

>> No.45653617

NYO NYO NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.45653657

>>45653029
>>45653105
do you buds get annoyed when normie memes say anything mildly strange is from ohio?
my retard friend kept going "bro are we in ohio right now wtf?" while we rewatched marble hornets despite me having mentioned it was alabama

>> No.45653840

I think my smol gura and dino gura plush are conspiring against me. Should I be worried?

>> No.45653871

God I love her so much, i just wanna blow raspberries on her tummy and bury my face in her armpits. Her body was made for me to savor and enjoy.

>> No.45653915

>>45653068
stinky brat yes ToT pee on my peepee

>> No.45653991
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>>45653657
I don't really care, sometimes the stuff is a bit annoying but the memes are harmless. I can tune it out pretty easily. Sure Ohio sucks in a lot of ways, but it's home to me

>> No.45654008

>>45653840
What sort of signs are you noticing?

>> No.45654015

>>45653657
>do you buds get annoyed when normie memes say anything mildly strange is from ohio?
No because honestly it's pretty accurate. I've watched a fucking UFO fly over my car before.

>> No.45654297

never show any shrimpathy

>> No.45654413

krill your enemies

>> No.45654433
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>> No.45654506

>>45653840
just remember, their weak spot is their tummies

>> No.45654694
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Idol shark

>> No.45654777

>>45654008
Sometimes I find booby traps strewn across my house when I come back from work. I swear it's them but I have no proof...yet.
>>45654506
Thank you, I'll correct these brats soon.

>> No.45654818
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>> No.45654930

>>45654818
Peropero

>> No.45655019

>>45654433
>>45654413
>>45654297
ina...
those are actually pretty good

>> No.45655058

GURAAAAAAA

>> No.45655166

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.45655191

>>45653657
Is anybody attached enough to Ohio to feel offended?

>> No.45655235

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tlBElXTF_A

>> No.45655240

Any of you Ohiobuds seen any cryptids? It's pretty boring where I live.

>> No.45655289
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>> No.45655307

i drove from ohio to cali last year…

>> No.45655341

>>45655240
isnt mothman from ohio?

>> No.45655483

>>45655341
West Virginia

>> No.45655538

>>45655341
Point Pleasant, West Virginia which is across the river from Gallipolis, Ohio.

>> No.45655600

>>45655240
Does a flying tetrahedron covered in blinking lights count as a cryptid?

>> No.45655715

>>45655600
In Ohio? No.

>> No.45655722

>>45655240
Sadly no, I don't live in the Appalachian region

>> No.45656118

>>45655289
she must be itchy

>> No.45656251

I don't know about cryptids, but I'm sure I got fucking ghosts.
I don't like living next to an old ass graveyard.
I swear someone whispered directly into my ear a decade ago despite being home alone. Not cool.

>> No.45656311

man watching fauna get heart eyes and modifications to her OG outfit give me hope for Gura's new outfit reveal

>> No.45656361
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>> No.45656448
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>>45656361
IS THAT REAL

>> No.45656718
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>>45656361
Clearly fake

>> No.45656852
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>>45655240
i live out in the middle of nowhere
i fucking hate going out at night and seeing the bright eyes glowing all around me
i know it's just deer 99.99% of the time (i had coyotes once) but man is it creepy. i always take a baseball bat with me.
sometimes i hear cats and raccoons fighting too and it's a really fucked up sound.

>> No.45657069

>>45656852
>sometimes i hear cats and raccoons fighting too and it's a really fucked up sound.
Foxes have blood curdling screams and it's freaky as hell at night.

>> No.45657216

>>45655235
STREAM LITTLE GAWR GURA CHAN
GAWR GURA CHAN TO 1 MILLION!!
SPARKS MOGGED

>> No.45657371
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speaking of scary things, one time while lying down in pitch black on my bed i looked at my window and saw glowing eyes looking at me

>> No.45657458

>>45657371
Probably nothing

>> No.45657461

I kinda want to do some surgery to my knockoff dino gura, her butt is too round and she tips over too easily. I'm not sure if I should remove material or insert something flat to keep her level

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>>45657461

>> No.45657601
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Stop making me paranoid.

>> No.45657622
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>>45657570

>> No.45657771
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>>45657371

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>>45657601

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>> No.45658122

>>45656251
Oh yeah ghosts are just a fact of life here in SE Ohio. Fuckers put up a racket when I moved into my house, then calmed down after a while. This one time I found a pair of child footprints in front of the staircase leading to my attic. A kid hasn't stepped in this house as long as I've lived here but, sure enough, tiny footprints.

>> No.45658209

>>45658122
...you know I don't think laws have provisions for child ghosts...

>> No.45658276
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>>45650101

>> No.45658365

It's so boring without Gura

>> No.45658513

>>45658122
Damn bratty ghost children TuT

>> No.45658620

Just saw a clip where Mori said Gura told her that she likes her cats big and dumb. Maybe this was talked about here last night and I forgot.

>> No.45658751

>>45658122
We used to have ghosts at one of the houses I lived in as a kid in central Ohio. We had all sorts of weird noises in our house. One night my brother and I woke up at the same time and looked outside to see a floating Indian in our backyard. My brother also reported seeing a man walking into a ravine and disappearing

>> No.45658780

>>45658620
Nobody watches Mori

>> No.45658785
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>>45658365
MAH BOI this peace is what all true warriors strive for

>> No.45658837

>>45656251
About 7 or 8 years ago I got curious and tried some evp's. I used my phones sound recorder. I ask some questions and when I played it back there was this ladies voice saying "hey" and "hmmm?" clear as day. Then I got a male voice who screamed and that's when I freaked out and have never done it again.

>> No.45658884

>>45658620
she'll love me

>> No.45658960 [SPOILER] 
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>>45658209

>> No.45659444

What a cozy thread.

>> No.45660030

>>45656251
Ghosts don't exist. If they did they would break the laws of thermodynamics.

>> No.45660076

>>45660030
laws were made to be broken

>> No.45660124

what laws has gura broken

>> No.45660148

>>45660030
I'm on to you, ghost...

>> No.45660192 [SPOILER] 

>>45660030
oh my science

>> No.45660212

>>45655235
It's a good cosplay but she's a little too tall to be Gura

>> No.45660308
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>>45660124
entrapment

>> No.45660595

>>45660124
racketeering, wire fraud, money laundering

>> No.45660830
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>>45660124
tax evasion

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>> No.45660973
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.45661311

>>45660830
That body is too eroi...

>> No.45661404

>>45661311
um thats a child...

>> No.45661421

>>45660893
rubrubrub

>> No.45661682
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>>45660893
dino gura is so cute

>> No.45661709
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>latest post in the art tag
oh...

>> No.45661720

Gura cute?

>> No.45661796

>>45661720
Gura funny

>> No.45661908
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Holy fuck this art

>> No.45662115
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>>45661709
you moth-
>https://twitter.com/oz_jump/status/1638306995349643264
You know what I'm suddenly OK with you telling me to look at the art tag and making me look.

>> No.45662206

>>45662115
That's cute, I didn't even see it at first

>> No.45663028

i miss the times where i could i watch gura in peace without a real care in the world
now im in a situationship with a mentally ill cunt and i've never been doing so bad emotionally

>> No.45663094

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.45663099

>>45663028
just get out of it retard

>> No.45663687

why does gura exist

>> No.45663736

>>45661709
lol, I hope she gives that a like. It would be funny as hell

>> No.45663749

>>45663687
To make my penis happy.

>> No.45664031

>>45663736
she 100% won't

>> No.45664115

I got the notification that my myth 2nd anniversary merch has shipped
I need to decide where smol gura will live

>> No.45664470

>>45663687
To fill my heart with happiness.

>> No.45665059 [SPOILER] 
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Gooba feet

>> No.45665108

does gura bite ankles

>> No.45665166

Imagine her squeal when you pinch her butt.

>> No.45665170
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Chumbies you can't sex this because that's a little girl. Move on.

>> No.45665285

>>45665166
I'm going to goose her and laugh at her protests

>> No.45665372
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>>45665170
That's an Atlantean adult prime for breeding and bondage sir.

>> No.45665497

>>45665372
I recently bought membership. That's the oceanside soft talk right? Imma listen to that now.

>> No.45665561

>>45665497
Yes. Have tissues on hand.

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>>45665170
It's too late. I sexxed it.

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>> No.45665693

>>45665561
Is it sad?

>> No.45665796

>>45663687
to give my life purpose

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>>45665693
It's not your eyes that will be leaking.

>> No.45666190

>>45664031
Yeah I know that. Just wishful thinking

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>> No.45667558

>>45667438
hewwo :3

>> No.45667564

Gura's next outfit will show even more of her thighs.

>> No.45667684

Target for Love cover has crossed 2.7m. Also, who thought it was a good idea to put up a poorly drawn Gura with a cock and put that in the art tag? Still up even after over 1 hour.

>> No.45668018

>>45667564
she said we would go into cardiac arrest so im really looking forward to it

>> No.45668203

would you date gura if she only wanted sex if it was for procreation

>> No.45668424
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>>45668203
Yes. As much as I goom post I really do love her as more than a onahole.

>> No.45668576

>>45658620
it was talked about a little

>> No.45668888

Why didn't you go to 4th fes?

>> No.45668960

>>45668888
My plans to go to Japan had to be delayed so I missed the chance

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>> No.45669101

>>45668203
yes

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>>45668203
Absolutely. I want to spend my life with her no matter what

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>> No.45669305

>>45668888
I hate traveling and im not that well off

>> No.45669359

Imagine the lucky fuck who got to sit next to Gura on her flight home.

>> No.45669448

>>45668888
i didn’t know about it

>> No.45669491

>>45669227
T o T

>> No.45669517

I think I got arrhythmia. Was literally chilling on the couch when my heart just started flipping out. Been like this for the past 10 minutes.

>> No.45669549

>>45669359
Gura went home on her private jet

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>>45669491
You're UOHing at booba Gura

>> No.45669665

>>45669576
Sorry I was focusing on the panties

>> No.45669697

>>45669576
>>45669491

the worst part is, thats gabby...

>> No.45669769

>>45661404
out of 10

>> No.45669794
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45669794

This was me during Gura's performance

>> No.45669847

>>45669576
>>45669665
>>45669697
The real question is, do you want to fuck this even if she is Gabby?
https://files.catbox.moe/9i5ybv.jpg

>> No.45669916

>>45669847
Booba Gura isn't gabby dumbud. Gabby is Gura

>> No.45669965

>>45669916
she wishes

>> No.45670051
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>>45669916
Most retarded post ITT

>> No.45670154

>>45669517
Daijoubu?

>> No.45670161

>>45670051
why don't people notice gura's tail when she shops if she isn't gabby?? does she cut it off and regrow it like a lizard?

>> No.45670269

>>45670161
she wears a hat and glasses

>> No.45670274

>>45670161
It's retractable. She sucks it in

>> No.45670338

>>45668203
Works for me. Sex is the only part of dating that I like, everything else is too mentally exhausting.

>> No.45670345

>>45670269
gura putting a hat and tail on her glasses wold be very cute

>> No.45670394

>>45670338
illiteratechama...

>> No.45670396

>>45669847
would, but she is not getting my seed inside her

>> No.45670429

>>45670394
Yeah I just noticed, I change my answer to no because having kids sucks.

>> No.45670434
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>>45670154
Still erratic but less. I think.

>> No.45670536

>>45670161
she wraps her tail up the front of her body to hide it covering her parts so she doesn't have to wear panties

>> No.45670628

>>45670434
Don't fuck around with your ticker, it's worth getting checked out. Assuming you have insurance anyway, if you don't just hope you don't die. That's my current strat.

>> No.45670793

>>45669517
Drink ice cold water.

>> No.45670906
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45670906

I decided to go on the 5ch archives to see what they were saying about Gura at the time of the performance and I was severely disappointed.
>https://eagle.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/livejupiter/1679218761/
>mfw a bunch of fucking JOPs didn't even know the song and thought it was fucking Luka Luka
I'm starting to think there isn't much of a difference between JOPs and EOPs. At least the ojisans in the thread all started reminiscing, a lot of posts looking back on samfree, my favorite was
>samfree can you hear me... this is the requiem for you...
also funny ones making fun of how the setlist made the whole place become an ojisan retirement home
>Don't suddenly become an old people's association
because it went Gakuen Tengoku -> Makibao -> Megu Megu Fire.
Also a few that actually knew more about Gura than just city pop showed up in the thread
>A woman who became V because she wanted to do things like Hatsune Miku
and talking about how a lot of her song selection is nostalgic.
A few people were complaining about the song selection of those 3 though, saying the managers chose to fill up the free section with idol songs to make people buy tickets because the rest of it had terrible song selection, which just demonstrates that JOPs have zoomer faggots just like here who have absolutely shit taste.

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>>45670161
What's the point of Gura's tail even? From an evolutionary perspective is it just there to prevent unwanted mates?

>> No.45671027

>>45670628
It just sucks that it's happening as I'm trying to go to sleep now lol. I guess it's also bad that it's been going on for half and hour but whatever. I'll check it tmrw.
>>45670793
Will do

>> No.45671109

>>45670906
>never learn japanese
>never live in japan
>never go to japanese boards
It's better to be amused at le japanese mystique casually. Turns out that when you are actually japanese it isn't as fun anymore

>> No.45671127

>>45670906
>ojisan too old for Gura's song choices
>zoomers too young for Gura's song choices
She hits right in the sweetspot for people to have no idea what she's singing.

>> No.45671269
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45671269

>>45670906
I'll never understand why some retards on this board worship the nips. They've always been as retarded as everyone here if not more.

>> No.45671340

>>45671269
They're funny if you cherrypick good posts to show instead of doing what >>45670906 did

>> No.45671433

>>45671109
Many such cases. For as much as people jerk off JOPs (though I still do think in general they're way better behaved than the retarded EOPs we have to deal with sometimes) it's not the promised land some people fantasize about. No, just because they're Japanese doesn't mean they'll have in depth knowledge on niche 2hu doujins and vocaloid songs from the early 2000s.
>>45671269
Eh, they've got plusses and minuses, the JOP audience is in general better behaved than the zoomer retards we've got to deal with sometimes, but yes, a lot of people see them with rose tinted glasses instead of seeing them more wholistically.

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>>45670906
Just enjoy

>> No.45671572

>>45671027
don't drink it too fast tho.

>> No.45671925

>>45671572
Man this sucks. I'm not anxious about it but at the same time I'd appreciate it if I could go back to normal so that I could sleep.

>> No.45671983 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.45672004

>>45669769
10 years out of 10

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>>45671983

>> No.45672242

>>45671983
I'd like this series more if she was getting fucked by the shrimp

>> No.45672348

>>45671983
cunnycunnycunnycunnycunny

>> No.45672395

>>45671925
I had a similar issue with my heart doing backflips that persisted for a few days and stopped me from being able to sleep, and I finally went all out on deep breathing meditation, sipping cold water, some gentle exercises for circulation, and eliminating caffeine/alcohol from my diet. I also got a monitor that attaches to your finger and reads your heartrate and blood oxygen. I would've done even more but the problem disappeared soon after. Could've just been a fever, who knows.

>> No.45672424

>>45672348
butthole sex with gura

>> No.45672470

>>45653068
TuT

>> No.45672768
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Can we stop sexualizing Gura? She's an idol.

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>>45672768
Nyo

>> No.45672814

>>45672395
>mfw I'm a college sophomore that could fill the amount of coffee and alcohol I've ever had in the same milk jug but also isn't a total whale
Well, I give myself a week lol. Thanks for sharing tho it's good to know. Did you keep up with the routine or stop once it went back to normal?

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>>45672768
>Stop sexualizing Gura
How do you stop sexualizing a sex symbol?

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>>45671983

>> No.45673152
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45673152

you will buy ze merch

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>> No.45673467

>>45673354
CUTE

>> No.45673713

>>45672814
I stopped the routine other than to exercise a bit more and replace about half of my caffeine/alcohol drinks with water since objectively it's probably unwise to drink two pitchers of coffee and a stout every day.

>> No.45674458

>>45673713
Nice. With all honesty good for you cus this shit sucks lol. I'll probably do something of the sort if I want to help myself.

>> No.45674457

what would be her merch for her birthday?

>> No.45674473

>>45674457
Ebi plushie

>> No.45674537

>>45674457
I'm thinkin' it's time for more Bloop merch

>> No.45674590

>>45674537
fuck off bloop i hate your ass

>> No.45674618

>>45674537
t. bloop

>> No.45674725

>>45673713
based only up from here bud, I haven't bought tater chips myself for the past few months so I figure I've even accomplished even eliminating that. Replaced 100% with sweet potato fries and tortilla chips

>> No.45674742

>>45655235
Bros, now I want a daughter, she's too cute...

>> No.45674759

Went and looked at the threads for ShioGura/GuraShion's performance:
https://eagle.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/livejupiter/1679223836/
https://eagle.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/livejupiter/1679224450/
again a lot of people going
>wtf is this song selection
and then this post that was made early on cracked me up
>インターネット老人会やめろ
>Can you stop it with the Internet Ojisan Association?
and this song was much more universally known than Megu Megu Fire (which I should say, lots of ojisans on that thread I posted did know about it, it's just that were also zoomers who had no fucking idea)
People thought it was a pretty good song choice though with one proclaiming
>おいおいおいこの二人にこの選曲はズルいぜ
>Oi oi oi! This song selection is unfair with these two!
also some noting the composer of the song, Hidekazu Tanaka, actually got in the news for being a sex offender a few months ago.
A few more funny posts
>スタッフ「30代男性が喜ぶ選曲すれば会場盛り上がりますよ!」
>Staff: "If you pick songs that pander to men in their 30s, the audience will get fired up!"
to which people replied
>Competent
some guy also made a meme post about the composer in the same kind of format as the samfree posts
>秀和さん聞こえますか……これがあなたに捧げる鎮魂歌です……
>Hidekazu-san can you hear it?.... this is a requiem for you....
as well as
>Broadcast period
>1st period: April - June 2012
>2nd period: April - June 2013
posting which prompted
>IT WAS 10 YEARS AGO!?
posts.

>> No.45674784

>>45674725
as in tortilla chips made from tortillas in my own oven, way better

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45675189

>>45674759
SO WERE ALL IN AGREEMENT
THOSE BRATS HAVE GONE TOO FAR

>> No.45675664

>>45674457
Tail plush

>> No.45675788

gassy

>> No.45675904

>>45675788
thanks for the update goob

>> No.45675972

>>45675788
Mating press

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>> No.45676247

>>45671127
I was born in 1996 I'm considered the last year of millenials but I still get Zoomer culture I'm in the liminal space between them.
I suspect Gura is the same as I get her cultural references and taste in music.

>> No.45676335

For those who are gonna SC, Gura. Have you thought of what you're gonna say on her comeback stream?

>> No.45676373

>>45674759
>Tfw I immediately recognized the song from that Lovecraft anime.
Geez is this what feels to get older?
I remember it was really popular

>> No.45676437

>>45676335
"Glad to have you back sharkie!"

>> No.45676516
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45676516

>>45676247
Same desu I'm mid twenties and from all the stories she's told we had extremely similar childhoods

>> No.45676532

>>45651108
wife

>> No.45676541

I wanna cuddlefuck Gura.
Please Gura let me nakadashi you... ToT

>> No.45676595

>>45676335
I will tell her that i missed her and that im proud of her for achieving her dreams

>> No.45676631

>>45676082
That's a face just begging for correction

>> No.45676638

>>45676335
Various ERP lines.

>> No.45676647

>>45676335
To be honest there's so much to ask her about at this point what people have probably forgotten some of their questions. Obvious 'love me shark/what's going on/when streams where schedule/asmr lovenest when' stuff aside, was the karaoke before or after Ogayu's live? There was plenty to talk about before then but everything after that has been added to the list now. We still don't know who the dinner date was with. Hell we still haven't even had a chance to bring up valentines getting privated.

>> No.45676665
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45676665

Sometimes I feel like Gura is too sexy for her own good.

>> No.45676688

>>45676335
I hope she plays an easy game that allows her to read the supas.
Usually she gets too into it to read.
I'd like to tell her that I love her as always and I wanna ask a few things about her that I haven't asked before.

>> No.45676727
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45676727

>>45676647
yeah I don't have money to SC her and hope people can get on some of these. I've already given up on her ever saying anything about her bag

>> No.45676740

what if gura says in stream
>i dont think you guys would miss me that much
wwyd

>> No.45676743

>>45676335
ask about senpai date

>> No.45676785

>>45676740
Rape correction.

>> No.45676794

>>45676740
say in chat I MISS YOU ALL THE TIME

>> No.45676868

>>45676335
Ask about the minions calling her stinky

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>>45676740
This time she won't escape.

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>> No.45676961
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>>45676915

>> No.45677016

>>45671340
Yeah, especially google translated cherrypicked posts.

>> No.45677024

>>45676082
Gura owns a body massager?

>> No.45677050
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45677050

>>45676915
goob morning

>> No.45677072

>>45677024
Yeah, me.

>> No.45677085

>>45676740
immediately have a stroke from sheer frustration

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>>45677024
Yes, newfriend.

>> No.45677152

>>45677094
I know she likes vibration but i missed the fact thay she did own something like a body massager.

>> No.45677188

>>45677152
She talked about it when her back was hurting a long time ago

>> No.45677197

>>45670906
I'm not a weeb, I know none of the songs except those that holos sing in karaoke streams all the time, and I managed to enjoy all the performances. Why people even give a fuck what song it is if the performance is engaging anyway? Like, Korone chose a completely obscure borderline shitpost song, but she made it entertaining as fuck, so who cares?

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>>45672242
I AGREE

>> No.45677465

I want the loli shark to smother me in her flat chests and cunny

>> No.45677527

>>45677197
I don't recognize the songs either but I don't cope this hard over it

>> No.45677529

>>45671015
Isn't there a followup image to this one where she's getting railed? Or was just finished getting railed?

>> No.45677583

>>45671015
>From an evolutionary perspective is it just there to prevent unwanted mates?
no, it's there to ATTRACT mates. why do you think we go so wild over her fat tail?

>> No.45677617

>>45677583
Her thighs are too stick and the tail makes up for it.

>> No.45677641
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45677641

Are petite slender girl with a completely flat chest and cute face the peak of attraction?

>> No.45677694

>>45677641
yes, the shorter the better too

>> No.45677706

>>45677641
Fertile, healthy sex body and huggable/adorable. Gura is literal perfection.

>> No.45677722
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>>45677641
The girl needs to have a personality and voice like Gura's too to be at the peak.

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45677779

>>45677527
>cope

>> No.45677851

>>45677197
You don't have to know them, but you miss out on a lot of context and the emotions that people associate with the songs and it's not really something to be proudly proclaiming. Also, you might've enjoyed them but some uncultured swine call them shit which obviously steps on some toes.

>> No.45677895

>>45677641
Absolutely, as long as they don't have a flat ass

>> No.45677947

>>45676335
Someone ask her if she tried shirako

>> No.45677982

>>45677851
>it's not really something to be proudly proclaiming
I'm not "proudly proclaiming anything though. I'm just saying even if you don't know the song, you can still enjoy it. I just don't get the people who shit on things they don't recognize and are married to their expectations.

>> No.45678057

>>45677982
Sorry anon, clearly I, like the other anon misinterpreted what you were saying in your post. Yeah, I share the same sentiment.

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45678195

>>45676335
I uhh...Don't wanna dash your dreams just like that, but have you thought of the odds she'll even read supas on her next stream? Whenever that may be? There's never a set pattern in which she reads them, she even missed a few reds last members, so I wouldn't get my hopes up too much.
Try to be smart with your money.

>> No.45678274

>>45678195
It's her first stream after holofes and you're telling people to be smart with money.

>> No.45678440

drinking choccy milk

>> No.45678541

>>45678274
I'm asking them to TRY and be smart, I know some won't listen, but I can at the very least try.
It's like falling in an infinite loop, you know what's going to happen but you can't help but warn people anyway.

>> No.45678575

>>45678541
People are already warned away. Gura's superchat numbers (yes I know numbers) would be higher if she read them, everyone including Gura knows that.

>> No.45678602

>>45678440
drinking Choco milk

>> No.45678971

I hope we get a new members wallpaper soon too

>> No.45679157

drinking Gura milk

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>>45679157

>> No.45679372
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My sharkwife will be back in 2-4 days!

>> No.45679411
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New forehead art!

>> No.45679531

>>45678195
I would say there's good odds because she said herself during like 3 out of her 5 streams in japan that she really wanted to read supas but didn't have the time, but yeah it is at best as lottery. You're pretty much banking on her seeing your comment if she reads through supas on her own time afterwards, more than that is luck.
Sue me if this is about to start a gay argument but this could very easily be solved with a superchat reading stream. Just do it as a zatsu and catch up on em at the same time, get it out of the way.

>> No.45679616

>>45679531
>catch up
Hahhahahahaha

>> No.45679637

>>45679616
Thanks I'm aware, just saying.

>> No.45679678

>>45679531
I have been coping that she reads supas offstream, do you think she actually does? I believe her when she says it but has there been any actual proof? sry im just insecure about it

>> No.45679735

>>45679678
Can't tell if cripple or bot. Botple?

>> No.45679833

>>45679735
im just an insecure faggot asking an honest question

>> No.45680042

>>45679678
>>45679833
I dunno, ask your 8-ball? Only way to know that for anyone at all is to catch them talking about something from a superchat after the fact.

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>>45680042
alright, im sorry for asking such a stupid question

>> No.45680124

>>45679678
>I believe her when she says it but has there been any actual proof
It's been a very long time since she even made that claim and it could have been specific to one stream. She might glance at them but I know she doesn't really read them too much off stream because you will see people send the same supers or have to remind her of the same things the next stream.
>>45679531
I've just come to accept the gacha and don't actually mind that she doesn't catch up on them. If you sent something you felt was important and she didn't read supers that stream just send it again another day. It's not really that big of a deal unless it's something you know she purposefully ignored

>> No.45680146

>>45680124
>unless it's something you know she purposefully ignored
gal gun..........................

>> No.45680212

>>45680146
I remember this being sent in a superchat at least once but don't remember if she actually ignored it or if it was just a case of sharkbrain. For most things I tend to lean towards sharkbrain unless there is a really obvious reason why she would ignore a topic

>> No.45680249

Hello, I've awoken, did Gura call in for Fauna's birthday?

>> No.45680275

>>45680249
no

>> No.45680281

>>45680249
I didn't watch but from glancing at the threads I don't think she did call ins?

>> No.45680313

>>45680212
It was superchatted on a day that she read superchats and she deliberately skipped it. She's also mentioned gal gun before that so she definitely knows what it is.

>> No.45680330

>>45680281
She didn't do call ins. She was in a group call with CouncilRyS to say hi, that's it.

>> No.45680394

>>45680313
Could still be sharkbrain, we've seen her skip question or recommendation supers one day and answer almost the exact same super another day. Or she really does know about it already and wanted to ignore it. That's just how she is sometimes

>> No.45680465

>>45680330
who? gura?

>> No.45680549

>>45680465
fauna, for her bday

>> No.45680852
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45680852

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

>> No.45680888

Does anyone have the soundpost for double catshark during Mario?

>> No.45680894

man. imagine a world where gura didn't get motion sick so easily. we'd be getting all the vr girlfriend games

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>> No.45681386

>>45680888
I have it but I can't remember the filename

>> No.45681536
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45681536

>Gura got motion sick
>I got motion sick
>Gura was accused of not showering for weeks
>I was accused of not showering for weeks
WE ARE
I was in universal osaka the week leading up to 4th fes
I rode the minion ride first thing in the morning not having eaten anything since 4pm the other day
long story short I felt like shit for a couple of hours
the biggest thing for me that made me dizzy was that the projected image was out focus

>> No.45681644
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GURA CENTA

>> No.45681645

>>45681536
>the projected image was out focus
Yeah that'll do it, I'm usually fairly resistant to motion-sickness but that will very much fuck with me.

>> No.45681689

>>45681536
Gura...

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>>45681644
i can't tell if cover puts in the center of everything on purpose or if it's their artist / graphic designer doing it because of her design / size

>> No.45681750

>>45680852
Dude that's a child...

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>> No.45681875

>>45681850
ぐらたんこと好きすぎ~

>> No.45681885

>>45681536
I'll rub your tummy Gura!

>> No.45681918

>>45680146
Why would she ignore a chat about gal gun

>> No.45682051

>>45681918
It was this one.
https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/archive/superchat/-xZ2BAUD7DA.html
>You should try playing Gal Gun.

>> No.45682088

>>45678541
Any amount of super chatting is not financially wise. I do it because I enjoy the feeling of supporting her and writing nice words for her, and having her read them is a nice bonus.

>> No.45682146

>>45682051
https://youtu.be/-xZ2BAUD7DA?t=10255
Retard.

>> No.45682351

>>45681850
Why does this pink onion stink of fish?

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