/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

reminder

if it's oppai, it's not loli

>>45621048
word

Panko manko

So, judging from last night's stream, Ruru's tags are
>loli, incest, vampire, sister
Right? Any that I'm missing?

oppai lolis are good too and I don't care about shondo's autism even normal lolis can have budding breasts

>>45622459
Yeah flat is where it's at, but peak oppai Loli will always be Usa Mimi fron Kodomo no Jikan. She's a perfect example. Anything bigger is usually off putting, expect for that 1 vtuber posted in the last thread.

>>45622459
Tits are antithetical to lolis, you can have a chubby Loli with cute little fat buds, but if you're small and have fully developed tits you're a shortstack

>>45622459
>oppai lolis are good too
That's true
>I don't care about shondo's autism
Who cares, why do you care so much about her opinion

That being said, oppai lolis aren't lolis even if they're good, and don't belong here

>>45622273
cute, funny

Wife is live
https://www.youtube.com/live/zmL7KYla79E?feature=share

>>45622682
>why do you care so much about her opinion
because retards like >>45622640 now parrot the "shortstack" bit directly from her
every piece of banter she ever does her fans multiply 10x over in a desperate bid for her validation
shortstack is an adult or at least teen not some cope for what an oppai loli is

Hatoba Tsugu.

>>45623246
Oppai lolis will never be lolis

>>45623246
>If you don't agree with me you're a simp
cope harder faggot
Lolis don't have tits

>>45623246
>now parrot the "shortstack" bit directly from her
Have you ever considered that this has been a prevalent opinion for decades? Because it has been
You give her too much credit, she didn't invent it

>>45623246
They made a thread just for you
>>45549462
Fuck off and dont come back

>>45623938
no it's simply coincidental I only hear this particular line of cope in this thread only and entirely only after shondo says it word for word

>>45625032
You can just say you're a tourist and this is the only lolicon space you know of

>>45625032
confirmation bias + didn't ask + go back

>>45625366
do you see no irony in mimicking twitter posts while telling someone to go back

Dear fucking God.

>>45625417
i do see the irony, i did it intentionally to make him even more angry

you may not agree with my methods and that's okay but we are on the same side here

>>45625468
>merely pretending
>thinks he's replying to someone different

Yeah, I'd motorboat those fat milkers.

>>45625714
>cries about shondo
>posts shondo
>why do you think I'm someone else?
NTA but surely you see why

>>45625998
I'm really not upset with shondo over dumb bants, inevitably she admits it's just her preferences and isn't that serious. Like I said it's fans usually taking it way too seriously.
Also don't really even care if people exclude oppai loli, that part didn't originate from shondo, just the mislabeling as shortstack.
There's also been an uptick in dumb whining about microscopic titty, possibly not spurred on by shondo but people have gotten bolder about whining since they feel the queen of the lolis agrees.

>>45626727
I'm just saying it's easy to think you're not the same person when you first cry about shondo and then post shondo

Reminder that the Brazilian cat stream is today.

>>45626727
I’ve hated oppai lolis since before Shondo was a vtuber, dumb faggot

>>45626988
good reading comprehension

>>45614017
delicious.

I need more lolification of other non-lolis.

Anyway, what do I need to know about Shondo besides that she doesn't have periods, is anorexic and the average anon's penis could break her in half?

>>45627284
You know the parasocial/menhera act vtubers do?
Well, she didn't get the memo that it's an act and is legit insane about her viewers to the point of stalking them

>>45627284
She claims to be very flexible. Apparently she can put her legs behind her head.

>>45622273
TToTT all correct

>>45627800
Also she doesn’t have a gag reflex and can fit her fist in her mouth

personally i think lolis should be completely flat and their nipples should barely have definition. that is the most erotic

>>45627566
I think you underestimate how many more crazy vtuber girls there are

>>45628370
I know there's many others, but most aren't so it's worth noting that she is

>>45628370
Absolutely. Yet I cannot name a single other vtuber diagnosed with schizoaffective disorder.

>>45628807
Most people dont brag about being mentally ill

>>45627566
>Well, she didn't get the memo that it's an act and is legit insane about her viewers to the point of stalking them
>shondo will never stalk me

>>45628930
She watched you type that post and is upset at your lack of faith in her
If you notice she's a bit cold to you next time you chat in her stream you'll know why

>>45628913
>brag
She’s on five different medications, at least one of which are hard drugs just to function. How is it bragging to let people know she has issues? She literally went to a special ed school

>>45628930
I don't remember posting this

Pink menhera alien got membership.
https://www.youtube.com/live/rrl0gdxr6ao?feature=share

>>45629527
I'll give her my member

>>45627800
>She claims to be very flexible. Apparently she can put her legs behind her head.
like this?

>>45629871
No, sitting upright she can lift both legs and place them behind her head resting on her neck

>>45629871
No, more like this.

>>45627284
Unironically schizo, plays with dolls with her youngest sister and admitted she really does it because she likes playing with dolls, genuine hikineet that can hardly walk up stairs

>>45629527
She's so squeaky I love it

>>45626881
FOR FUCKS SAKE I BURNT MY HAND THAT I WAS GOING TO JERK OFF WITH
I HAVE BEEN SAVING UP FOR NEARLY 2 WEEKS

>>45622273
Brat, cute, funny, imouto, based are the other tags she uses. Not that tags matter tho.

>>45626881
FUCK I JACKED OFF A FEW TIMES TODAY AND IVE REACHED MY LIMIT. IT HURTS

>>45632327
>>45633459
Weak

>>45632327
Jerk it through the pain, pussy

>>45633452
Anonchama, I was talking about sad panda tags

Karaoke in 10.
https://www.youtube.com/live/rrl0gdxr6ao?feature=share

What time is foot cat's stream in first world time?

>>45634471
Which timezone? GMT -3 is 9 PM and EST is 7 PM.

>>45634544
Thanks

>>45634544
The US is in daylight time instead of standard time now, so est is useless. The stream is at 8pm eastern

>>45634452
Nobody asked

>>45634696
So it is then.

>TIL Shondo hates brexit, complains that everything is more expensive now and that the people that voted for it died of covid anyway
>plus bongland is now not in Cool Guys Club according to her
I'm laughing in EU.

>>45634883
Gonna have to pay customs for merch now
I am not laughing in EU

Speaking of britbongs, Kikis genmate is pretty reserved compared to Kiki. I thought they were all sluts in the slut company?

>>45634883
This
>>45634883
It's retarded as fuck and she's right that half the voters are dead now since it took like 5 years to actually get done and the majority of britbongs that were too young to vote then (likely including herself) would've voted against it.

>>45635592
>Gonna have to pay customs for merch now
Don't worry we got cheaper everything, and no shortage in supermarkets or pharmacies.

>>45637160
>we got cheaper everything
Fucking where? Everything is ridiculous expensive already and it is only going to get worse.

>>45637263
>Fucking where
Spain, last time I went to England precovid, everything was x3 as expensive. Specially food.

>>45634452
Riro is adorable!

Riro is about to sing Magical Doomer

>>45636844
Only 3/4

>>45637263
>being a burger

Irina got covid...

Cute Shondo commission

>>45637909
her sister is also hot as fuck

>>45638188
She is lying she just wanted a excuse to skip the stream to watch Marin

>>45638768
Pretty based if you ask me

Did anyone watch Lily's stream last night? It had the damp rag, but I still liked seeing her play that game I had not seen before. Weird Sister love!

>>45638768
What, (You) don't call in sick to watch your cunny coworkers masturbate?

>>45639230
I think the start was one of my favorite streams, she was so cute and entertaining! I stayed for the entire stream but I checked out mentally not long after he joined
It was painful to watch

What is the most important part of a cunnytuber? voice? model? or personality? (or something else)

>>45640401
Personality, then voice, then model. All three are very important, and big cunnychuubas will always have all 3.

>>45640401
If your personality is shit none of it matters nobody is going to watch you for a jpeg

>>45638188
She is dying, I will treasure our last moments together...

>>45640401
Personality is the most important, model the least important in the long term, even though it might be the initial draw. To succeed you need all three. Shondo and Gura have all three. Someone like Kana has the voice and the model but there's a reason she didn't stay popular. Shimo has the model and the personality but is a 2view. You need all 3, model to draw in viewers, and personality and voice to keep them around.

>>45640401
To me personality. I first found Shondo in 2019 but didn't give much of a shit about her until I saw her clips and realized she has talents beyond helping me sleep.

>>45639230
Great stream, until he came along and killed it.

>>45640401
Personality makes or breaks a vtuber, your model can be jank and your voice might not be ideal, but I will always stay and support if the personality captures me.

>>45640618
What's wrong with shimo?

>>45641203
I don't have an issue with her but her voice is a huge filter. It doesn't match her model.

I want Lily to fuck my ass with a dildo and threaten me with telling mom if i refuse.

>>45641351
what a cheeky fucking brat, just because I love that doesn't mean she can be that bratty!

>>45641351
>>45641402
Bratty Lily had me fucking diamonds last stream, I hope she keeps doing it

>>45641286
NTA, her personality does it for me way more than her voice, yeah it's nasally but I don't really care. Her DJ streams are awesome, she seems chill and she is peak degen on twitter with a loli collection that I can only describe as a personal life goal

>>45641286
Are you gay? Her voice is the best indie cunny period. Tell me you've never watched a Shimo stream without telling me faggot.

>>45641591
Goddamn she's lewd

neppie is cute

>>45641591
It seems like an all out world war uoh trying to decide who can be the horniest

>>45641936
>look at her chat
>first t3 sub
took her long enough

>>45642028
that guy is a massive concernfag too

>>45641965
I just imagine all the uohtubers desperately fighting for my cock

>>45641591
Anal Full Nelson

>>45642168
Based

>>45642168
>>45642195
Unironically you don't want to do this, if you full nelson in this pose you put a ton of pressure on the abdomen and bowels and it's extremely common for her to shit in your dick while you do it.

>>45642081
She wrangled her mod I'm sure she can wrangle him

>>45642301
Speaking from experience?

>>45642303
did she really? thank fucking god, go neppie

>>45642301
inb4 "good"

>>45642316
I am unfortunately.

Call me gay but all of the desperately horny uohchuubas are awesome but just not for me. There's something way more erotic about a girl that isn't constantly begging for your cock, I like the more coy and subtle girls who might make a comment here and there but are mostly seiso. Makes them more powerful.

>>45642368
Fag

>>45642368
Yeah we all watch Shondo too

>>45642368
some people are just into whores man.

>>45642394
I was thinking about Gura mostly but yeah Shondo fits that too.
>>45642390
Thank you sir

>>45642431
>Gura
>Not constantly horny

>>45642431
>Gura
>not begging for your cock
You dont even watch vtubers

>>45640401
Personality makes the Ellie's and the Rindoas
I think these two have shown you just need personality and voice

>>45642301
anal would be a nightmare with taffy or poppy

>>45642457
>>45642466
Anons you can be suggestive without literally asking what sexual position you want to fuck her in and talking about her pussy constantly.

>>45642301
Shondo is anorexic and probably shits like once a month so I'd go for it

you are mistaken
All ctubers are begging for lolicon daddy cock, whether they seiso or not.

>>45642499
you mean a dream anon, I'm not put off by messy anal

I can save Irina

>>45642431
>shondo
>not lewd
It's cute when they don't know

>>45642574
Doctor here, while it's true anorexic individuals defecate less, they're usually heavily constipated as they don't consume enough fluids and nutrients for their bowel movements to smoothly pass. We see a lot of anorexic individuals in our clinic and have to perform enemas or finger tests. This being said, performing anal on Shondo has a high chance of sticking your member into an iceberg of hard stool. But, being the good big brother you are, ironically, anal will help her pass the stool afterward.

>>45642813
Shondo goes to the bathroom like a small puppy, I'll take the gamble

>>45642606
yeah mine

>>45642813
Wow. Thank you doctoranon. Very informative. I shall assist her!
Is it true that anorexia also weakens the bladder? She pees like once an hour.

>>45642925
Actually in most cases our anorexic patients do suffer from a higher degree of incontinence. These patients are also at higher risk of kidney infections and failures, as well as UTIs and the like.

I thought Shondo isn't anorexic anymore. Shouldn't her bowel movements have returned to normal by now?

>>45643147
what I know is that she just isn't as anorexic anymore

>>45643147
She said somewhat recently that she was under 40kg
Im sure you know her height
You tell me if shes still anorexic

>>45643093
TvT
>>45643147
Shondo's idea of not being anorexic anymore is going from 60 or 70 to under 90lbs. She's definitely still very underweight.

>>45643288
>>45643147
Yeah she looks like this and is terrified of doing handcams because she hates how she looks and thinks she's obese while she's still very underweight. She thinks she's recovered but the translation for that is just "no longer on death's door".

>>45643248
>>45643279
>>45643288
>>45643366
I can fix her...

>>45643446
You cannot and she doesn't want you to.

>>45643468
I will fix her or die trying.

>>45643508
Then you have made your choice...
Fixing her likely means she stops streaming. This is her coping mechanism.

I'll chub her up a little the way she chubs me up on the regular
Every time I chub up I imagine an equivalent volume of chub going to her wrist or arms, it keeps me going.

>>45643647
If that is the price I have to pay then so be it. I will miss her, but her health is more important to me.
I was only talking about fattening her up though. I can cook and encourage her, not cure schizophrenia.

>>45643853
>I cannot cure schizophrenia.
I can

>>45643894
Then do it. Cure my wife.

Based

God damn that's a soft Panko.

>>45645103
Source?

>>45645296
https://twitter.com/Kintakus/status/1636680417058205698

little foob is cute and sexy

Rangyi is about to stream on Pomf
https://pomf.tv/stream/rangyi

>>45650527
I still want her to give me the sloppiest blowjob.

>>45644574
What channel did she post this in

>>45650527
>Hello Fresh used forced monkey labor to pick coconuts
That sounds like a joke headline a racist would make

>>45652127
no it makes you the racist for thinking of that

>>45652208
I never said I wasn't racist

When marin steem est?

>>45654071
8

>>45654071
Right now

Kiki is playing Rayman 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RCkGWJflgc

>new model gets naked
I hope the backpack stays on

does pomf permit streaming from the file or is it written after the stream? Eg https://eu1.pomf.tv/recs/<name>.mp4

>>45656156
>it does
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>45656156
>it does
nice

>>45656119
Kiki's not my oshi but she is pretty entertaining. She gets some pretty unreasonable hate.

>all the little moles are based on herself too
oh yes

The amount of correction Marin's begging for is reaching critical levels.

>>45657503
Imagine how wet she must be knowing there are at least dozens of lolicons watching her, dick in hand

Marin feet and panties and sex toys UOOOOH
https://pomf.tv/stream/MarinTheCatto

>>45657711
Anon read the thread, we know

>>45657753
Nobody linked her, sit back down and shut up.

Corn?

I love whores bros

>>45657840
carrot

She's an exhibitionist not a whore

>>45657711
>Irina in viewers list
She actually did ditch her stream to watch this

>>45657918
Holy based

>>45657918
I knew Irina was based

>>45657918
Dangerously based

what's time did it go live

>>45657918
Her stream woulda been almost 4 hours ago. She didn't skip anything, she's busy dying from the mold in her room

>>45658028
About 26 minutes ago

jesas that one is massive

>>45657918
>wants cute girls around her
>builds her own harem disguised as a company
>ditches her own stream to schlick to her coworker
I kneel

wow she got a replica of my penis

>>45658231
I thought it was a 1/10 scale of mine?

>>45658231
No wonder it's so small

Marin has 157 viewers good lord

>that silhouette
Does she actually have pig tails? TuT

I would kill for a translation

Imagine Marin's laughs and smile as she carelessly plays with your penis in that backpack

>>45658385
Yeah you could see them in the last stream too

I NEED A FOOTJOB AAAAHHHH

The size of that one is 13cm

she knows exactly what she's doing

>>45658664
Wait, that's it?

>>45656384
Half is her awful, annoying fans in the general. Half is because she literally cannot stop yabbing. Lots of people will never forgive her for the bullshit with Rindo.

>>45658674
anon she's giving a dildo a footjob of course she knows what she's doing

GOOD LORD

>>45658717
I've only heard rumors of things we supposedly can't mention

am i supposed to be jacking it?

>>45658664
She said it's 21cm

>>45658984
what are you, gay?

>>45658984
yes retard

>>45658993
More importantly, did she say how much of it fits?

>>45658984
First time?

is pomf fucking dying for anyone else

>>45659159
yeah its fucked

>>45659159
Marin's seiso footjobs are crashing the servers

>>45659096
She compared it to the purple one and it's a lot bigger, she's afraid of trying it out.
>>45659159
It's pomf after all.

>>45659159
the site has always been running on shoestring servers because of the nature of it

i was almost finished

>>45659251
haha orgasm denial, get fucked

for i in {0..5900}; do
oops sorry guys

>batteries not included
oh to be a kid all over again, never a greater disappointment

Did she learn all the sexy words in English first?

are those freshly worn?

>>45659594
of course, how many anons do you think know what "nakadashi" and "inseki" mean vs actually speak Japanese

>Small pussy
I want to destroy Marin

>she said that the purple one hurts if she puts it in all the way to the fork
Wew she's small

>my pussy is small
ToT

>>45659914
she just needs practice

This is certainly a live2d model usage I haven't seen before.

>only the head fits in her mouth
oh my

God I could break her in half

Marin is literally a living onahole

this thread is the horniest I've ever seen

when is marin going to go full neck-down camgirl

>>45660559
it's the damn cat's fault, we should do something to correct her.

imagine how many supposedly seiso chuubas are watching this under their alts

branons, what's so funny

her laugh is cute despite me not following whats going on at all

>>45660739
I am...

>>45660772
It's a homonym to 4, which is apparently a homosexual number in Brazil

>lube's name is basically a joke on "on all fours"
>Marin loses her shit when she realizes it
pretty cute

>>45660808
next time you stream make a small typo in your title so we know it's you

>>45660959
anon they all do that normally

jesus

>>45661062
bitch got eczema

>>45661046
you got any better ideas

that mouth is scary close-up lmao

>>45661102
cat emote somewhere?

>>45661128
that works

Her new model is pure fucking sex and really elevates these. I didn't care for the bobblehead one

Marin is peeing RIGHT NOW

>>45661279
uooooh theoretical loli pee

>>45661279
In my MOUTH

Why the FUCK is the dildo moving by itself

>>45660588
Months ago. She got banned twice on twitch for it

pomf you fuck, I was almost there again

>>45661373
ghost cunny

>>45661399
you mean this?

>>45661478
Why not wait until she starts masturbating?

Holy shit marin has way more viewers today

>>45661541
I wanna get the easy one out of they way

is it just buffering for everyone else

>>45661658
yes

I hope it gets archived, this buffering is killing the mood

it's back

>Khaz callout
no...

>>45658054
So this is why rent is so cheap in the third world....

>>45662270
what happened?

Is anyone archiving this?

>>45662515
they better be

>>45662515
It will be archived on pomf. Just right click save it

>>45662686
her other archives are gone

If that dildo is 21cm, it's quite a bit smaller than her foot. Her foot is not 20cm like she claims

>>45662734
They were probably privated because of the anti attack last week, but it would probably be better to archive this anyway just in case

>>45662744

>>45663057
Ok that makes a lot more sense. Someone said 21 earlier. Seems it adds up, glad.

>>45663057
That's not the right one then, Marin herself said this one is 21cm.

>>45663057
IIRC counting with the balls it added up to 19cm, she did say it was 21cm earlier so that might be counting the suction cups.

Don't her legs go numb sitting with them on the desk for hours like that?

where did the carrot go?

>>45663573
She's waiting for someone to donate 100 bucks again but she doesn't want to say it lol

>her reactions as soon as the carrot disappeared from view

>>45663801
She has confirmed that she played Stardew Valley on a Youtube stream while sitting on a vibrator, so it's very possible that it's in use at the moment.

ToT
I like this chuubas designs

>>45664189
walmart shondo.

>>45663765
From the sounds I'm hearing, I don't think she's waiting at all.

>>45664189
I know people like drawing ribs, but this is ridiculous!

>almost the whole carrot fits, only a bit is outside

Yeah those feet aren't 20cm, she is a lying whore. I cannot masturbate to this.

yeah, that thing would kill her

>>45664526
>That tiny thing barely fits in

Okay bros, I'm pretty sure I can satisfy this one!

what the fuck is happening

Girls hitting their cervix and shouting in pain is my fetish, I hope she tries the dildo anyways

NO MARIN YOU WILL DIE

STOP TELLING MY FUTURE WIFE TO STRETCH HERSELF OUT YOU FUCKS

>>45665211
IT'S HOT

>>45665211
The vagina is stretchy, it'll retract. Women give birth to fucking babies and are still as tight as they were before. There's not much changing the size of a vagina aside from age, you get what you're given.

Will she ever show her cunny

>>45665360
>There's not much changing the size of a vagina aside from age, you get what you're given.
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Someone link

got my volume on 100 boys, pray my ears dont get jumpscared

>>45665211
It will go back to normal pretty quickly unless it literally tears the flesh open to the point she needs to go to the hospital for bleeding

>>45665540
yeah my volume is up way too high and i'm on speakers with a neighbor on the other side of the wall

>>45665540
Amateur

>>45665516
>>45657711

>>45665360
Ok then how am I going to have sex with Shondo if masturbating hurt her? If her hands are 12cm her longest finger must be 6cm max.

>>45665211
Don't worry anon, it was just a sloppy toppy

If she can only fit the tip in her mouth theres no way that thing is going in her cunny

>>45665716
who is she blowing?

>>45665868
Her boyfriend (Me (a dildo))

>>45665868
Me

burp nice

She's such a slut, I'm not sure if I like it.

>>45666046
Marin's footjobs and masturbation streams are seiso.

Is Marin the only gaki that does this?

>>45666142
I think it's hilarious she doesn't have a lewd art tag and doesn't want lewd art and does this? I thought she was the seiso member but she's literally a camwhore kek

>>45666203
Not only does she have a lewd tag but also has a lewd account where she posts porn of herself

>>45666161
pretty sure yes

>>45666161
Shimo has some pomf streams too but she only reads doujins IIRC.

>>45666304
She said she didn't have one and didn't want one in the gakilive debut. It could've been her struggling with english though.

>>45666346
Also possible she changed her mind after her foot stream on twitch.

>>45666403
Her lewdness progress since then has been a nice character arc.

Does she show anything or is it just teasing the whole time? Might as well go all out like Sumire desu.

I lost to a carrot...

>>45666563
Last time I answered a question about her content, I said there was no chance of her masturbating on stream and she fuckin did it. So I'm gonna say there's 0 chance she shows cunny. Let's see how it goes.

I am asexual, I like cunny for the aesthetic, but Marin's cute ESL is giving me a heartboner.

Bonnie zatsu
https://twitch.tv/laranbonnie

Cute countdown in Portuguese.

>umire drains me yesterday, Kiki earlier today and now Marin too
These goddamn brats

>>45667365
>burp

I used to think irl feet were gross but there was just something about watchiong her toes curl and spasm while she moans in that first stresm that totaly converted me

gimmie the vod

>>45668083
seconded

>>45668083
This, just missed it

And now I F5 her pomf profile every few minutes waiting for the vod.
>>45667912
Same here, I can't even remember when I last cared about 3D but then I found Marin and Sumire. Funny how having a vtuber model to associate with changes everything.

>>45668083
:3

>>45668326
This is the first step of normiefication... it's too late for you already...

>Irina goes offline right when Marin finishes the stream
We're waiting for your next pomf stream.

a cute

>>45668083
https://pomf.tv/streamhistory/MarinTheCatto/48795
Right click save. Download button does nothing

See you next thread.

>>45670349
can you tell me the file name it wants to save as?

>>45670520
MarinTheCatto_2023-03-22_03-28-27.mp4
Why the hell would you need that? Literally just click play on the video so it loads and then right click and save it like an image. If you get a video-related file extension it's the right one.

tells us a few things:
the save date is in UTC
the save date is at the time of the end of recording
the video isn't streamed to file (or it is and the filename is updated)

>>45670614
Direct link to the video file just in case she privates it. You can still access the previous vod thanks to the filename even though its not on her channel
But I think they get deleted after a couple of months

Getting head from sister.

marin would've done more if you poors would donate

>>45673675
Why didn't you?

>>45673838
i don't spend money on frivolous things except for my oshi. that's why i'm not poor.

>>45673880
Then stop whining

>>45673939
i need you poors to donate.

>>45673675
I don’t give money to random whores, I just watch them perform like the monkeys they are. If you’re giving money to some naked 3dpd might as well go out and get a prostitute.