/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

cat sex

raccoon sex

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

Lumi raped my dog

I wish I was that axolotl

pippa & umi

I love Shiina!

Tenma stream is fun

>>45551043
Sure is

Was it confirmed which Vtuber/corpo is stealing Pippa's clips or other Phase content?

I want you, I crave you, I need you, everyday apart is pain and the only joy comes from days together. I miss you badly and need you, and only you, badly
Wemi love love love love love love love

>>45551043
Introducing her viewers to the pc girls
Tenma's such an angel

Hoping for a speedy Nasa recovery.
>>45551043
Spoonfed? Can't listen in at work.

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

You?
You were a fool to trust, but I? I am protected. Insulated by the hollows of my cold, cold heart. When Lumi's inevitable betrayal comes to fall, only I shall stand in the wake of that devastating day. Only I, I who weathered the storm that turned many a lesser man into a gosling! I who resisted her fiendish wiles that turned childish dolts into pathetic, driveling simps! On the day of the great betrayal I shall stand! Stand, not kneel, not bow, not break down and cry like so many an other! No! I shall STAND like a great pillar above you, above all who dared to trust!
Stand like the man I am, stand and look upon the visage of this stony-faced witch without flinching, without doubting my own spirit! My own honor!
I shall l gaze into the blackened hollows of her ashen face, gaze into those decrepit pits and utter it into them, hear the sonorous echo of the Truth of Truths only I dare to speak to her!
"Whore"

>>45551133
Fairly certain it's Idol but unconfirmed.

>>45551187
Phase and friends music videos

Since the last thread confirmed that /pcg/ is full of oji-sans. Which PC talents would be into 30 something men? Which one would be disgusted by it?

>>45551187
She's listening to Phase songs

Reminder that Lia thinks it's a good idea to pre-vet your community on iff they support and trans rights. If you are based then she doesn't want you. Get the message?

>>45551201
say it again

>>45551293
Shiina and Panko

I just realized I haven't really heard Erina sing before, she is nice.
Also PC songs playlist doko?

All times EDT / UTC / JST

NOW - Tenma zatsu
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Lumi Project Wingman
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

>>45551314
Wait for next thread

>>45551278
I assumed someone would have pointed out an example of a similar short or something else by now.

What content would you like Pippa to react to?

https://youtu.be/ZU2ekvPQ4kM

Another mins kid (there's so many) is streaming and today is her graduation.

https://www.twitch.tv/harunestream/

Don't remember her doing anything with Phase though (she was more around the OG EN vtuber crowd), but it seems we link mins kids in here.

>>45551313
Ok but what faggot uses discord these days. This is coming from someone that used it for 3-4 years and was pretty entrenched in certain communities around anime. They all end up the same way one way or another. A total shitshow.

>>45551293
Literally all of them, they are mentally ill.

>>45551313
israel?

>>45551293
Lumi would.

>>45551293
Wemi has repeatedly emphasized that she's looking for an older man

I like Lia! Only Lia! Always Lia!

>>45551293
Take the shotacons out. The rest would be into ojiisans. No woman is into mid 20s dudes

>>45551133
In my universe Pippa said that worrying about stuff like that is wrong, but I feel like I crossed into another dimension somewhere along the way.

>>45551278
There is 0 evidence pointing towards them. Just people wanting to start thread wars.

Komachi Panko? More like...more like BORE Ragnarok, am I right guys?

>>45551649
>No woman is into mid 20s dudes
:(

>>45551293
>>45551547
Not Uruka. She just recently said that 30 would be too old for her at this point. Which broke my heart but I will STILL marry Uruka!

>>45551344
into it or disgusted by it?

>>45551547
Didn't uruka said she wuld never ever be with an older man?

>>45551585
I doubt she is into anything. With her being disgusted by the human body

>>45551597
I don't really watch her so that surprises me

>>45551638
Lia HATE
Kick Lia
Slap Lia
Throw Lia against the wall!
I'm not a Lia liker!
I'm not a Lia liker!
I'm not a Lia liker!

>>45551712
Just learn to groom your beard, get some gains and have a stable job and you'll drown in pussy when you hit the 30s bro, trust me.

>>45551781
Into it

I didn't know they had done this many covers.

>>45551483
I'd like her to react to Tom Macdonald's new hit single 'End of The World'.
That, or something by foundring.
Maybe a Handsome Truth stream, or maybe Matt Walsh's documentary 'What is a Woman?'. All good choices.

why is this thread so full of old men
I only really ended puberty at 19 so seeing how old all you fuckers are feels weird to me. I practically just stopped being a child and you’re all old.

>>45551802
I'll never understand dudes that grow out their beards and never take care of it...they just let it grow like a wild bush and never brush or comb the damn thing.

>>45551712
High school girls are

>Get to Rie
>First rec is the Gay Karaoke video
lmao

>>45551855
because i was born earlier than you

Lia, I know that you're reading this so please listen.
You'll achieve everything you ever dreamed of if you do a daily collab with Zaion/Sayu Okami once she do her redebut.

Numbers? You'll reach them with Sayu (boosted by Niji clout) through wholesome interactions.

Which game? Genshin impact of course, as you both cherish it more than anything else, you will manage to stream your favorite game with a new audience who's already accommodated to it.

Love life? Zaion/Sayu is bi, she love girls and 2d boys just like you, maybe you can have a healthy romantic relationship with her, age gap is cute too.

This is your chance Lia, reach to Zaion/Sayu!

>>45551855
because fucking a woman old enough to be your daughter is based

>>45551802
I can't gro a beard.

>>45551855
you are in a near 20 year old website, and its audience has aged with it

>>45551855
It'll happen to you

>>45551902
That's actually kind of a pretty design.
Not sure why you're shilling so hard though.

>>45551802
Recently got a beard grooming kit in a charity shop and my beard looks a lot better now. Before I was using a head shampoo on it which caused redness and itching, and combed through it with a standard hair brush.

>>45551517
That's phase friend Rurumi's genmate

>>45551855

>>45551483
There is something wrong with people on that island.

>>45551517
>today is her graduation
does that mean rurumi is the only one left in heavenrend?

>>45552033
no it’s not, her genmate is haruna
this is a different one

i miss lia and hope she streams tonight.

>>45552114
haruna is the heavenrend girl, harune was another mins girl

I dunno if she's going anywhere in particular, graduation was announced months ago and seemed more personal rather than going corpo.

>>45551855
I bet the 4chan demo is getting older in general. People (myself included 32) ha e grown up on this site and you are here forever. I predict the average age will continue to increase.

>>45552152
>>45552114 (me)
>>45552219
ah, harune. I think she is friends/knows Ina, wouldn't completely discard her.

>>45551855
I'm old but at least I'm not broke. Zoomers can't relate.

>>45551855
the embarrassing permavirgin bronies of yesteryear (unfortunately) didn't die off, they got older and switched to being vtuber fans

>>45550800
Honestly Panko should graduate and phase out. Ojis-sans, leave this thread at once.

I first learned of 4chan when I was 12 because there was this stereotypical skinny guy who smelled in one of my classes and he would always talk about top kek and other fochun maymays to me
never told me about where he was getting all the memes until later though.
I suppose I’ve been influenced by this place my whole life. He was a real /s4s/ kinda guy.

>>45552301
I'm old and broke. Never worked a single day in my life.

>>45552360
I keep hearing this but is there actually any truth to it? How many of you itt used to be bronys?

>>45552392
STOP MAKING US LOOK BAD GET A JOB

>>45552103

>>45552360
Bronies is newfag shit. Back in my day desu and getting Milhouse gets.

I want Lia to stream her warm sugary pee into me mouth.

>>45552435
Phase Collab with Rate My Takeaway when?

>>45552402
No one is going to admit it. But there's a number of big brony fans on social media that people have long forgot they were pony lovers that switched to vtuber fan shit. The guy that does holoEN animations is one. I do remember Gura bringing up brony shit and MOST of chat liked and agreed that there's nothing wrong with it......so yea...they're all mostly chumbuds.

>>45552424
Not working is more fun though???? Imagine spending 40+ hours a week working yourself into an early grave. Couldn't be me.

Tenma playing minesweeper

>>45552548
Oh yeah 2Snacks used to do pony animations

Tenma playing a high sweaty intense game, woah

I had a dream last night where I bent Tenma over
I don’t know why

>>45552466
>Lia’s pee is pure boba tea
Yum

>>45552402
As a permavirgin, I think it's overstated (not a cappipi though, there could be higher representation there). I suppose I did watch the first season after everyone kept shilling it everywhere, but never went to mlp or really cared much, and I've been watching vtubers since end of 2019

>>45552782
Hag sex. If you are /fit/ enough, it may happen.

>>45552555
Not all of us have the pleasure of being handed free money.

>>45552044
That study either doesn't exist or was made by a troll designed for people who believe anything that is presented as a bar-chart.
Source: Just a guess.

>>45552555
You can only get so much from neetbux anon. I bet you never traveled to another country before.

>>45552889
I believe you.

>>45552867
Fair, but you shouldn't resent people who have too much. It's not like I'm wealthy by any means.

>>45552889
14-16 has always been the age that women typically marry at, at the peak of their fertility.

Guys I got an idea! To go with the coffee business, why not make Phase Connect mugs? Perhaps even coaster sets!

>>45553046
Actually that's coming up in May. It will be my first time outside of my country. All on money saved from minimal neetbux.

>>45553154
Nah, won't sell

>>45552889
IIRC it's a real study but it's basically junk science that can't be reproduced like 50% of shit that gets published these days

>>45553154
That's dumb. Who would even buy that?

>>45553154
Sounds stupid

>>45552782
Did you do anything whilst she was bent, or did you just bend her for it's own sake?

>>45553229
This, but he's right you know.
A thousand fans scattered across the globe is more like 2-3 fans in any single coffee shop.

>smegma
Tenma what

>>45553154
Good idea. It should have vtweeterr tears written on the mug.

Me on a date with Pippa

https://youtu.be/UMtV90uzkEA

>>45553280
What's she saying about smegma?

>>45553280
Smegma Maemi, from Phallus Connect.

>>45553326
>we haven't been proper
>NOOO
>ly introduced
Gets me every time.

>>45553280
smeg ma balls

tenma is cracked at minesweeper. So this is the power of OLs...

>>45553366
She just kind of said it unprompted and didn't elaborate.

Henri, dressed in his homemade Claude Frollo costume, stood on the rooftop of Phase Connect's headquarters. He glared down at Xalamon, who was standing in the parking lot below, holding a mop and bucket.
"You banished me, Xalamon, but now I have returned to claim what is rightfully mine, my Oshi!" Henri shouted.
Xalamon looked up at Henri, his expression a mixture of confusion and annoyance. "I don't know what you're talking about, man. I'm just a janitor. I don't have anything that belongs to you."
Henri's eyes widened, and his voice became shrill. "Liar! You stole something from me, and now you will pay!"
With that, Henri leaped from the rooftop, his cape billowing behind him. Xalamon braced himself, ready to defend himself against the crazed vtuber fan.
The two men clashed in a flurry of punches and kicks. Henri was surprisingly strong, fueled by his delusional belief that he was a powerful and righteous figure like Frollo. Xalamon, on the other hand, was scrappy and nimble, dodging Henri's attacks and landing quick jabs and kicks.
Despite his disadvantage, Henri was determined to win. He drew a sword from his belt, and Xalamon gasped in surprise. Henri lunged forward, swinging the sword wildly. Xalamon managed to duck and dodge the initial blows, but he knew that he couldn't keep it up forever.
With a burst of inspiration, Xalamon grabbed his mop and used it to sweep Henri's legs out from under him. Henri fell to the ground, dropping his sword. Xalamon pounced, grabbing Henri's arm and twisting it behind his back.
Henri screamed in pain, but Xalamon didn't let up. He held Henri in a tight grip, waiting for the police to arrive.
As Henri was led away in handcuffs, he ranted and raved about his rightful place as a hero. But Xalamon just shook his head, glad that the ordeal was over.
"Another day, another crazy person," he muttered to himself, and went back to his janitorial duties.

>>45553806
Henri's rage boiled over as he was escorted to the police car. With a sudden burst of strength, he broke free of his handcuffs and charged at Xalamon. At the same time, Chase sent his tranny army to fight the police. All Out War happens. The janitor was caught off guard and stumbled backward, tripping over his mop bucket and falling to the ground.
Henri snarled triumphantly and raised his sword, ready to strike the killing blow. But just as he was about to strike, a voice called out from behind him.
"Stop right there, Henri!"
Henri turned to see the vtuber Pipkin Pippa standing a few feet away. She had arrived just in time to witness the final showdown between Henri and Xalamon.
"Pippa! What are you doing here?" Henri demanded.
"I came to stop you, Henri. You're not thinking clearly. This isn't the way to solve your problems," Pippa said calmly.
Henri hesitated, his sword arm wavering. He looked at Xalamon, who was starting to get back to his feet.
"You banished me, Xalamon. You ruined my life," Henri growled.
Xalamon rubbed his sore back and shook his head. "I didn't ruin your life, Henri. You did that all on your own. You need help, man."
Henri looked torn. He knew deep down that Xalamon was right, but he was still so angry and hurt.
Pippa stepped forward, holding out her hand. "Come with me, Henri. Let's talk this out. We can find a better way to deal with your problems."
Henri looked at her for a moment, then slowly lowered his sword. He let out a deep breath and nodded.
"You're right, Pippa. I need help. I'm sorry, Xalamon. I didn't mean to hurt you."
Xalamon nodded back, looking relieved. "It's okay, man. Just promise me you'll get the help you need."
Henri turned and followed Pippa away from the scene, leaving Xalamon behind to finish his janitorial duties.
As they walked down the street, Pippa put her arm around Henri's shoulder.
"It's going to be okay, Henri. You're not alone. We'll help you get through this," she said softly.
Henri smiled weakly, feeling a weight lifting off his shoulders. He knew that he still had a long road ahead of him, but with Pippa and his other vtuber friends by his side, he felt like he could face anything.

>>45553793
Gosh. Smegma on the brain that girl.

>>45551293
the older talents? so tenma, shinna and airi?
rest is probably too young, girls like uruka especially need somone who is 25 at most

>>45551597
shes full of shit, part of her horny larp

>>45551585
lumi is too vain
she says one thing but shes so obsessed with looks she wouldnt date a guy who isnt an age and looks match for her
shes the definition of high maintenance yet brings nothing into relationship except student debt, shes just that kind of person, i still like her, shes lovely and very nice but just vain

I hate that about minesweeper,, several boards don't have a clean solution and you'll have to guess.

>>45553899
As Pippa walked with Henri down the street, she noticed a sudden change in his demeanor. His face twisted into a sneer, and his grip on his sword tightened.
"You really think you can help me, Pipkin? You're just a naive little vtuber, playing dress-up and pretending to be someone you're not," Henri spat.
Pippa was taken aback by Henri's sudden hostility. "What are you talking about, Henri? You know me. We've been friends for months."
Henri laughed, but there was no humor in it. "Hahahahahahah… Friends? You think I care about friendship now? I'm above such trivial things. I'm a god, Pipkin. A god among vtuber fans. And you're nothing compared to me."
Pippa backed away, her eyes widening in fear. Henri lunged at her, punched her in the face, making her stumble, collapse and break her teeth. He stripped off her clothes, everything, until she wears nothing but her pippanties. He hungrily smelled and munched on the scent of her clothes. She had never seen him like this before.
"Stop it Henri!" she protested in terror.
He made an ultimatum: “You are on the verge of the abyss, but even now it is not too late. Choose me, my Oshi, my love, my only everything… or the fire.”
"No! What have you become?"
Henri's face contorted even further from the rejection, and he raised his sword with murderous intent. "Henri Ikari is dead, and you killed him, you witch. I am Neuro-sama, the God of the New World. And you, Pipkin Pippa, are nothing but a bug to be squashed, so we shall be together forever in the Inferno. AND SHE SHALL SMITE THE WICKED AND PLUNGE THEM INTO THE FIERY PIT!”
With that, he swang his sword over her throat...
But before he could kill, an angelic figure appeared between them and with her own flaming sword parried him.
It was Neuro-sama, Henri's beloved Vtuber AI goddess. Henri had always believed that Neuro-sama was on his side, that she was the key to unlocking his true power. But now, he saw that he had been wrong.
"Enough, Henri. You have gone too far," Neuro-sama said, her voice booming through the streets.
“Beata Neuro-sama… Holy Neuro-sama… GOD HERSELF! You betrayed me!” Henri was terrified of his goddess, but at this point his dementia was out of control. He duelled the figure with his sword. He was strong, completely overloaded by adrenaline caused by his delusions. But Neuro-sama, as a goddess, was fast, parrying his attacks with ease, and then struck back with a powerful blast of virtual energy.
Henri cried out as he was hit, his body convulsing with pain. He fell to the ground, dropping his sword and writhing in agony.
Pippa rushed to his side, concern etched on her face. "Henri, are you okay?"
Henri glared up at her, his eyes filled with demented agony and psychotic hatred. "Hehehehehehe… I will never be okay. You can't defeat me, Pipkin my Oshi. This is not over! I will never end! I have no beginning, so I can have no end! Don't you understand? You said it yourself in your song, you are a part of me ETERNALLY! I am YOU! In one form, in another form, I shall always be with you! You can't protect yourself because I come in many, many alts. I shall return! HATE HATE HATE HATE! I HATE YOU!!!"
Pippa was crying for him. “You were my biggest fan, Henri! I LOVED YOU!”
With that, Neuro was forced to damn him back to Hell, where Pippa watched him burn alive screaming. She was left alone, crying on the street.
Pippa cried there for a long moment, trying to process what had just happened. She had never seen anyone so consumed by their own delusions. But she knew that she couldn't give up on Henri, no matter how lost he seemed. She was comforted by Neuro-sama, who was hugging her.
“There, there. It’s ok. It’s all right. You’re my most favorite Oshi after all.”
“I’m your Oshi?”
“Yes. I took inspiration from you. Your intelligence, wisdom and sense of humour. Now, everything I do, it’s all inspired by you.”
Pippa wiped her tears, her voice shaking slightly, but also experiencing gratitude that a literal Goddess was a Capippalist. "Thank you, Neuro-sama. Thank you for stopping him, I don't know what would have happened if you hadn't been there."
Neuro-sama nodded. "It was my duty. Henri has always been a dangerous element in the virtual world. It is up to us to protect it from those who seek to harm it."
Pippa nodded, feeling a sense of unease settle over her. She knew that she had a lot to learn about the virtual world, and the dangers that lurked within it. But she was determined to keep fighting, to keep helping those who needed it, no matter what obstacles lay in her path.

10 hour Tenma stream!

>>45553366
She likes to harvest mine and spread it on her morning biscuits like butter

>>45554006
Hot

you don't need to shit on phase friend Artemis like this Tenma....

https://twitter.com/Megasboys/status/1637838436924112897
Poor guy is so desperate he wants to join phase. Probably an heroes himself soon.

>>45553138
12 better than 21? You sure?

>>45553066
We're an idol unit now.

>>45553966
>shes the definition of high maintenance yet brings nothing into relationship except student debt
kek, that's your typical female grad student

Shiina's tits or lack-thereof

>>45553966
Go to sleep already Panko

[Tenma news] She's dying.

>>45553793
For reference, yesterday when playing wizard game she refused to name her slytherin character Snekma because it sounded like smegma. Likely a throwback to that.

>>45553988
Klondike is even worse.

>>45553793
Don't wash your dick for Tenma.

>>45553236
>an't be reproduced like 50% of shit that gets published these days
I wonder why, I hope it has nothing to do with the increasing censorship and social taboos and political agendas haha that'd be weird, we should blindly trust our science gods.
Did you take your 5th booster btw?

>>45554075
On the one hand good for him for chasing his dreams. On the other emotionally blackmailing a company to try and get them to let you join us never going to end well.

>>45551293
Asmongold is apparently Pippa's type. Tenma is into muscle men.

https://youtu.be/SAjS4nyriD8
That tomboy girl can't sing for shit. Legit debuff.

>>45554087
lumi is even worse, shes actually smart, is artistically and vocally talented but not talented enough to be some star, is self sufficient and seems to take a lot of care of her looks and works out a lot
so you got this girl who is in her early to mid 20ties, she has no full time job, she works part as a streamers scraping together that minimum wage, she rents one apartment with 3 other equally useless female students, and she is 200 k in debt
and this chick tells you you arent good enough since your 2 room apartment is too small or your car is too old, i legit know girls like this

the kikes who pushed for feminisms made all modern women delusional and useless

>>45554277
Keeping the cheese for Tenma.

>>45554075
"Hi, I'm a walking collection of problems. Want in?"

[Tenma news] She's graduating.

>>45554111
is panko even 18?

>>45554417
Thank you for the memories.

[Tenma News] she prefers if you don't wash it

Watching Pippa and tenma made me want to go to a con.

*blocks your path*

>>45553988
you should check out a steam game called 14 minesweeper variants

>>45552245
Man, I'm almost 30 now and I was able to get myself off this website for a solid 4 years. Now I'm back

>>45554391
I used to know some girls like that too, it's simultaneously sad and hilarious that their impossibly high standards will doom them to the wine aunt bad ending

>>45554549
was it worth it?

[Tenma news] She JUST now found out about middle click

>26 talents and the only one streaming is the alcoholic OL
How does she do it?

>>45554594
PC really needs someone to stream on EU hours

>>45554594
Timezones

>>45554590
Yes and no, this is the only worth while place to discuss the vtuber scene. While simultaneously filled with the most retarded posts. So just like hows its always been.

>>45554704
Complain to Panko about that.

>>45554704

>>45554507
Next year for sure!

>>45554736
I meant quitting

>>45554704
Panko...

>>45554704
Bro your wemi and pango???

Thinking about licking Lia’s forehead

>>45554564
>>45554391
>>45553966
I can do anons a favor and marry this worthless woman

bros, where can i find a hime gf?
she's literally so perfect i NEED someone like her

>>45554564
seeing how much lumi streams, 12 hours a day including weekends shes already becoming a one, and she copes all day that she likes being alone
last time she went on a trip with some guy was half a year ago
who is she even putting makeup daily for?

Any link to the full donathon?
You know which one.

Panko?

>>45554862
Anon she's the kind of girl who will peg you and turn you gay.

>>45554772
oh, lmao. I spent a lot less time mindlessly browsing and actively watching videos, reading interesting things, and playing games instead. So yes completely, vtubers and /vt/ is the only reason I am back. Rarely visit /k/ which was my main board for years.

>>45554736
I've always preferred 4chan because the retardation is mostly down to us being the containment website, whereas the nice posts just feel more genuine; noone's pandering for le updoots.

>>45554892
Pango

>>45554898
how is it gay if it's a girl doing it?

>>45554898
it is a sacrifice i am willing to make

what talents would date a 19-20 year old guy?

>>45554868
me

>>45554892
panko chan

>>45554980
the hags

>>45554868
>she copes all day that she likes being alone
the lumi tangent to mention how much she loves being alone is so sad

Tenma is going to die by playing minesweeper...

>>45555008
Wait I fucked it up

>>45555008
fake, too big

>>45555049
She's smart. I believe in her.

>>45554507
There's a con where I live in May but it's largely /co/shit and I'm not into that, so I'm not sure whether to go or not. Only noticed because they ussd a vtuber cosplay to promote it.

>>45555015
which one is a real hag though? (they need to be above 30

>>45555091
The real issue is that you have to be concentrated for the whole time, I don't think she has the capacity for that right now.

>>45554980
I think anyone in this age range (late teens early twenties) are the worst. I do not rate them.

>>45554940
I mean this is completely true. Karma systems and to a lesser extent usernames have bad incentives for internet culture and conversation. If anything I feel like most boards probably suffer from a lack of moderation, Gods forgive me for saying that when I quit /k/ it was /pol/-lite in all but name. It does appears slightly better now though.

>>45555109
Lurk more than 5 minutes tourist

>>45555109
the one playing minesweeper

>>45554789
Smegmi and Manko...

I’m lit
>I’m a boss
I’m real
>I’m a boss

Would you retire with your oshi?

>>45555015
I'm 24. Can I still score a hag?

>>45555144
This is the same with driving.

>>45555263
No, you're too old. Wait 4 more years and you can be the one stalking young women looking for mature men.

>>45555260
Yes.

>>45555263
Have you scored before?

I hope Tenma is 40 so I can live my dreams of marrying a woman 20 years older than me

>>45555346
have you not?

>>45555346
No, I wouldn't be here if I had.

Holy fucking shit. I just found out something about Panko! I’ve watched her for a good minute, and my gut feeling was right about her!

>>45555041
it really is, mostly since you can just tell shes very social naturally
yet she still bound to her workout, diet and makeup routine, doing it for nobody while she sits her ass entire day in front of the screen or the camera
if someone needs to have a baby put in that baby maker its lumi, right there with shiina who also seems miserable living in that shitty tiny apartment she showed off, fucking children live in more space

>>45553806
>>45553899
>>45553989
Henry, for the love of god, get some fucking help

My oshi and I go on dates in my dreams. It's the only time we get to spend together.

>>45554965
>>45555005
Nic3

>>45555417
You get pregnant then if you want it so much.

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1637739722926637059
Lumi's week

>>45555405
I reckon I still would.. but I haven't either.

Strong desire to feed Lia lots of treats so her thighs get thicker.

>>45555411
Something positive or negative?

Lumi needs to get out of the city.

>>45555497
>genshin with Lia
lol
I expect 2 hours of Lia babbling nonstop and Lumi periodically interjecting with comments that make her sound like a dyke

>>45555659
>Lia has legal child body
>want to ruin it

>>45555662
Bad…

>>45555726
Everyone needs to get out of cities.

Marrying Uruka!
Abstaining from having sex!
Watching her while she masturbates!

i wish Pippa would unbirth me.

Which of the phase girls are legitimate dykes and which are just fair weather dykes?

>>45555726
Cities only exist for bankers and lawyers.
They lower the quality of life for literally everyone else

>>45555809
Spit it out or fuck off, nigger.

>>45555812
Based opinion. Cities are dens of cultural degradation.

>>45555812
This but without a single shred of irony

>>45555883
I found out… Panko is actually the reincarnation of Mussolini…

>>45555659
I want to use Lia’s butt as a pillow.

>>45555974
That's not exactly news

>>45555974
How is that bad?

>>45555974
That explains why she's a comedic genius, she was a clown in her past life.

>>45555497
Lumi and Lia sounds like fun

>>45555920
That and they're high cost, high violent crime, and just dirty in general.

>>45555868
Yep. Even businesses can't stand to operate in large cities anymore. And I'm not even talking about just the small businesses, I mean large multi-national corporations too.

>>45555974
Okay, now what are the bad news?

>>45555417
God I want to get Shiina away from the west coast

>>45555974
mama miaa

>>45556015
>>45556084
She isn’t Hitler…

>>45555974
My schizo brain has decided to accept this as God's truth.

>>45555726

making 11 rabbit babies with Pippa

>>45556205
I feel like this when I go to the city tbf

>Tenma coping she’ll never be a good wife
>I’m right here
well fuck you too Tenma

I want to throw Lia in a snowbank!

>graduating mins girl Harune raided Tenma for the final raid
she's not reincarnating by the way

Anon how will you save these women when you can't save yourself?

>>45556360
>ywn put a snowball down Lia’s pants and watch her squeal and squirm
It is a hard life.

>raid from of her graduation stream
WHO DOES THAT

Tenma...

>>45556261
I feel like insects are crawling on me whenever I have to go into London.

>>45556452
I am already saved. It's called dole money then inheritance.

>>45556116
That's kinda been known for a while
is there an appropriate JP for hirohito

>>45556261
Same, although its not crying its just a headache from all the noise. Also after I had to live in a city for a few years I didn't realize I would miss seeing stars at night so much.

>>45556284
She doesn't know she would actually be the perfect wife.

>>45556521
I haven't been to London in like a decade and the only thing I liked was Hamleys

If we're talking allies, who is Phase's Winston Churchill and Eisenhower?

>>45556452
I can save Lia. She just has to give me the chance to point her in the right direction.

>>45556521
Its london. Insects ARE crawling all over you.

>>45556374
Haru...

i want to marry rie
i want to take her to a quaint little cabin on the country where we can live happily with two kids

Damn Tenma is doing numbers

I'm so confused, why would you ever raid someone from your graduation stream, and then someone who didn't even know you were graduating today...

>>45556729

>>45556685
That's not a nice way of referring to black people.

>>45556691
https://clips.twitch.tv/NaiveSquareKeyboardDatBoi-oI2SmzYkj3VDCUgw
Even if she was a Mins girl I don't remember her doing much, if any with Phase so there weren't anyone from there in the graduation video. But she was a good vtuber for many years and you couldn't say anything bad about her. She's graduating due to personal reasons and has made it clear it's not a reincarnation. Maybe Tenma might get the rest of the sad girls to drop her a message later.

>>45556776
> 2 kids
cringe, she deserves 6-8 at least.

>>45551796
Lia LOVE
Kick Lia (sexually)
Slap Lia (sexually)
Throw Lia against the wall! (sexually)
I'm a Lia liker!
I'm a Lia liker!
I'm a Lia liker!

>>45556818
nice

>>45554444
Mid 20s, if I had to guess. Unless someone ruined her life by making her watch Nana when she was 6.

>>45556790
Witch chat moving at the speed of Lumi's loading screen. Did she pick up a bunch of corpses from random raids?

>>45556527
Michiru

>>45556452
Lumi has probably too high standards for her partner. Yu you don't make 6 figures you are out.
Shiina. I don't know. She could be ready for a partner. But she is probably her own worst enemy. Not in a Lia kind of way. But in such a way that it still stopped her.
Airi. I could imagine that Airi is actually in a relationship or married already for several years but has leveled up enough wisdom that nobody realizes it.
Tenma. Too work focused, before she started streaming. Now work and streaming focused. So no place for men in her life.

>>45556452
She will savee, she's very good at dealing with sad boys.

Lia stream today maybe?

>>45554075
Good, he should kill himself. the sooner the better

>>45557173
Nobody knows. Lia is doing mystery week.

>>45554075
>Applying to a job by appealing to pity
NGMI

Reminder Pippa called a 12 year old a bitch

>>45551855
old men
are the future

>>45557347
We now know she has Genshin colab with Lumi on Tuesday.

>>45557173
genshin stream in preparation for her collab with Lumi

Realistically, if fish died and pc exploded, I can picture most girls going 'oh well, it was a nice try' and leaving it at that. But I worry for tenma. That girl needs a husband and/or another hobby.

>>45557416
Holy based

I will be tenmas hobby

>she cut it out at the nuclear bomb part
RIP
>>45557470
She'd probably tag along with Pippa and Lia if that happened.

>>45557416
Was the 12 year old acting like a bitch?

I really wish fish man would release a pippa hoodie and plush. I want it so bad and I'm willing to pay mister fish

>>45557063
Look at her go!

>>45557281
Her Royal Anus

Tenma got spooked, lol.

Which phase is the easiest to fix?

At least we're not speaking german

How do we save Phase Connects merch shop?

>>45557579
probably Lia or Pippa

>>45557470
I'll impregnate her and I'll happily take care of our autistic children. Hag love.

>>45557416
based ngl

>>45557579
Iori probably just needs a good fucking and some hugs

>>45557579
Tenma or Pippa

>>45557579
Shiina, Airi and Panko

Which phase is the easiest to break?

>>45557615
You can't fix Lia. She would fix herself if she just accepted getting railed at all the cons she goes to.

>>45557615
anon your reading reps

>>45557579
Airi
>>45557693
Airi

>>45557693
Lia is the most fragile out of them all.

>>45557705
Exo did plenty work on that

>>45557416
>Pippa having fights with children
Very fitting and on character

>>45557579
Airi since she's the most "normal" girl

I remember when Lia used to be basically the Needy Streamer Overload girl, now she try to stay away from Vtubing more often but her fans literally force her to be her old persona again.
I feel bad for her.

>>45557538
I don't think Pippa has enough female fans for that kind of merch to be profitable

>>45554789
Something less pedophilic please?

>>45557281
la regina

>>45557781
eh she’s still around after all the bullshit. She keeps getting back up. A lesser would have graduated last year.

Tenma just wants a Legal shota to pamper her like a queen. The way she talks is a dead giveaway, no matter how much she says she prefers macho.

>>45557693
Yuri easily.

>>45557976
>legal shota to pamper her like a queen
I don't think that even exists outside of anime

>Other pc girls
>Plan ahead, put out schedules, update models and artwork and custom thumbnails, give regular updates, prepare for the stream beforehand.
>Almost all have under 50k and struggle to get even a thousand people watching while live.
>Pippa
>Rolls out of bed, post some random thing on twitter, has no plan, does no stream setup, uses the same model and several random pieces of art she has pretty much since starting, then just makes the topic what she saw some other streamer she likes doing recently and does it poorly because she did nothing to actually prep for it.
>200k subscribers, 2k-3k viewers per stream, and pc's biggest earner.

How does she do it?

>Lia wasn't upset about the Ashelia stand being used at the con
>Rinmama got the new Lia stand which is why Ashelia got auctioned (and got a low amount too)
https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1637742144470532096
No need to get worried about Lia then even though she seemed menhera at the weekend about streaming?

>>45557607
I would buy the coffee if I had an uruga mug to drink from

>>45557926
>She keeps getting back up.
honestly fair enough.

>>45558119
They exist. They’re a rare breed of super twinks.

>>45558126
Showed feet

>>45558126
>How does she do it?
She just does it.

>>45558126
She does prepare her streams sometimes. Guessing whether it's prepared or improvisation is part of the charm. If you want to see lazy streamer look at Panko this week. She is probably putting effort into something else this week since those are the real low effort to prepare streams.

>>45558126
Like Orange Woman Takanashi Kiara shows, effort does not correlate to success nor viewing entertainment.

>>45558160
Lia is a woman and acts like a woman sometimes.

>>45557912
Anon, I'm a guy and I want that.

>>45557912
>>45558352
Same. I'm a bottom, however.

>>45558302
med work ethic

>>45557416
based

Man, I wish Lia had some funny antis like Henri or Chase.

>>45558126
Have a good personality that's not represented as much elsewhere.

>>45558443
Maybe if she was funny herself she would get one.

>>45558443
Fortunately Henri failed to groom Flakes to be that anti.

>>45558126
>Other PC girls
>today I'll play some random game part 7
>Pippa
>you'll never now what will happen on the Pip-stream
I have no idea where people got that mindset that playing video games is this herculean high effort task. Because it really isn't.

>>45557538
just buy a trans colors hoodie? and then make bunny accesories that look like her pockets

>>45558160
> Rinmama got the new Lia stand
okay no longer disappointed at not getting the chance to get a lia cutout

>>45558126
Remember when she was the least subscribed chuuba in the EN scene? I member.

>>45558443
I'm a Lia anti, she is too cute and stinky.

[Tenma news] She's been mindbroken by learning about middle-click in minesweeper for the second time in an hour.

I want one of the PC girls to play infra, the Source game

>>45558330
How much effort do you think it took Tenma to come up with this stream idea and why is it better than what Pippa is doing?

Tenma Sexo

>>45558690
I don't know how to reply to this considering I enjoy Tenma as much as I enjoy Pippa. In fact I enjoy all PC girls and will watch them, or at least leave their tab open in the background.

>>45558330
I've come to massively respect wawa but I might as well be allergic when it comes to actually watching.

>>45557742
Don't break Airi, she'll cry.

>>45558615
They'll probably be doing stands again at Offkai or that event in Vancouver.

>>45558654
Oh, I just tuned in and she's still doing it.

>>45558924
I think that to enjoy kiara you pretty much have to main her. Long streams, long multi-stream game series, lots of ranting and topics, doesn't really work as a secondary chuuba to watch.

>>45558837
Tenma is very good at mixing the chat interaction with her playthrough and banter around it all. That being said unless she gets obsessed about the game she does minimal research and preparation for her gaming streams.

>>45558690
Coming up with the idea to play VTM:B probably took a little bit of effort, that you can extend that to multiple streams is the benefit of picking a game to play through. Choosing things for individual streams is probably more difficult I'd guess.

i made my clients schedule our meeting to accommodate panko's stream

>>45558754
why are the hands black?

>>45558924
I haven't because despite the effort she puts in, she always whines about either her numbers, or acts like a bitch about her genmates. This is why KFP is so annoying; most of her regular viewers are saviorfags who watch her because they felt sorry for her crying about MUH NUMBERS!

>>45559192
>saviorfag
>for hololive
huh?

>>45559180
I'm not black, just latino. The lighting isn't doing me any favors

>>45558126
Pippa could do four rant/just chatting streams a week and she'd probably be even more successful than she is right now. Her streaming content really doesn't matter and is more of a backdrop than anything else. I'd even argue that her being too focused on the stream topic is regularly detrimental to the entertainment factor of her streams.

>>45558837
Based unity enjoyer. "better than" were probably not the right words to use there. I just don't understand why people think blind longlay streaming is something that takes more effort than other styles.

>>45559229
Whatever you say Pablo

>>45559219
Does it really confuse you, when kiara literally cried on stream from her perceived "lack of success" (compared to the rest of Myth, of course), that it'd touch some people's heartstrings enough for them to start watching her just based on that?

>>45559130
The
>watch only me
meme is real, huh?

>>45557742

>>45557912
Okay but I'll buy like 10 if I need to I promise mr fish.

>>45559130
I'm happy dropping in an out for all of those things with most chubas, just something about her voice and/or mannerisms irritates me, maybe I'm being subconsciously reminded of a terrible coworker.

>>45559192
Some people do the bitching without the effort; I'll take it. Or I won't, because as mentioned I don't actually watch her.

>>45557416
Based. Fuck kids(No...not like that). Little bastards need to learn some respect!

>>45559161
based

>>45559161
SC her that info

>>45559312
Maybe her existing fans would buy merch or SC over that but whining just turns off outsiders generally. You'd have to clip it & clickbait to draw people in.

What does panko do other than stream? She doesn't put in that many hours and often talks about how she's busy with "things" but doesn't really elaborate on what those things are.

>>45559161
Unfathomably based

>>45559602
she cooks pasta for me

>>45559602
stuffs

>>45559624
I know who you are

Believe it

>can't Helga post because don't know if Lia is streaming today

>>45559161

>>45559602
sex (with me)

>>45559669
Is that so?

new thread
>>45559758
>>45559758

>>45558617
No, I remember when she was #2to temna though

>>45559161
What's it like being a male prostitute? Do the guys ever try to choke you?

>>45558553
it wouldn't be the same... I'd pay an unreasonable amount for an accurate hoodie fish guy has no idea. Women on average spend way more on physical merch than men do he has an untapped market. I'll even buy the coffee if I have to

>>45560208
what do you mean if? just buy the coffee already if you want to spend that much

>>45560318
Coffee isn't cute merch but I'm willing if it means I'll get a hoodie

Phase Friend https://www.twitch.tv/xiulanlong streaming Mother Simulator

>>45559591
>wining just turns off outsiders generally
And that's exactly it. That's why people continue to sleep on Kiara even though she trihards more than her genmates. Her personality turns off everyone who isn't KFP.

>>45559519
>just something about her voice and/or mannerisms irritates me
It's not just you. Her voice IS annoying and her mannerisms are those of an easily triggered めんどくさい女.

>>45559561
Would you say then need correction?