/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

TENMA LOVE

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

All times EDT / UTC / JST

NOW - Tenma zatsu
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Lumi Project Wingman
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

15 TALENTS ZERO STREAM WTF

Lumi raped my dog

>>45542612
>>45542778
TENMA CARRY

>>45542778
Tenma is streaming

Lumi is playing Warcraft 2 as well
https://www.youtube.com/live/1UB53Bcku98

>>45542468
Honestly Panko should graduate and phase out.

>>45542798
It's true, I was the dog.

Lumi sucks

You?
You were a fool to trust, but I? I am protected. Insulated by the hollows of my cold, cold heart. When Lumi's inevitable betrayal comes to fall, only I shall stand in the wake of that devastating day. Only I, I who weathered the storm that turned many a lesser man into a gosling! I who resisted her fiendish wiles that turned childish dolts into pathetic, driveling simps! On the day of the great betrayal I shall stand! Stand, not kneel, not bow, not break down and cry like so many an other! No! I shall STAND like a great pillar above you, above all who dared to trust!
Stand like the man I am, stand and look upon the visage of this stony-faced witch without flinching, without doubting my own spirit! My own honor!
I shall l gaze into the blackened hollows of her ashen face, gaze into those decrepit pits and utter it into them, hear the sonorous echo of the Truth of Truths only I dare to speak to her!
"Whore"

>>45542778
>NO STREAM CONNECT
>>45542910
>OVERLAP CONNECT

PANKO MANKO

>>45542841
who

Tenma watching South Park

I HAVE NO PIPPA AND I MUST PIPKIN

Tenma got a 1799 man raid

>https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka/status/1637773485308252161

bear bros
>I'm going to Brother Bear's place this Thursday
she is going to her chad fuckbody and gets drilled 4 days in a row.

Skinny!
Neurotic!
Tomboyish!
Geeky!
Spicy!
Obsessive!
Suicidal!
Genshill!
Sleep deprived!
Never parties!
Self loathing!
No appeal!

I WILL marry Uruka!

I don't want to see Lumi right now.

>>45543284
kys don't talk shit about my wife

You Will be MINE PIPKIN

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>45543062
Yeah, me.

Pippa truly is a wonderful vtuber and if she let me I'd put some babies in her to keep her gene pool alive for decades to come. She is too precious and must be protected.
Thank you Pippa for existing and making my life better. I will support you and simp for you for as long as I'm alive.

>>45543371
Your wife is cucking you. For 4 days. non stop sex.

>>45543364

>>45543519
Yeah, with me

Pippa GFE

I wish Pippa was streaming today.

>>45543475
She deserves only 10/10 aryan chad. Do you fit these requirements?

>>45543253
From who?

>>45543624
Some Schrodinger Lee dude.

>HATE GATCHA GAMES
PLAY GENSHIN WTF!

PIPPA I KNOW YOU'RE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME IM FINALLY BACK AFTER 3 OR SO BACK TO BACK BANS.

>>45543677
money. Lumi loves only one thing and that is money. Which is why, even while hating her fans and being disgusted by them she still streams.

Fack oofu

SEX WITH....

I want to hug the Pippa.

>>45543951
ME

[Tenma News] Asmongold just got gifted a sub

Asmongold got a gifted sub for Tenma. Tenma told him to fuck off.

>>45543716
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM PIPPA, PLEASE MARRY ME I'LL LET YOU PLAY WITH MY HOUSE CHICKENS

I have been happy every day since I met Shiina!

cat sex

>>45544143
FUCK HIM, PIPPA I HAVE A GOAT YOU CAN PET AND WILL BUY YOU 1000$ WORTH OF HORSE FIGURES MONTHLY. MONTHLY!

ASMONGOLDBROS WE WON!

>>45542468
Nasa kawaii kawaii

>>45544143
WTF?

>>45544156
dumb cat

>>45544143
Your room must smell like shit

>>45544124
>>45544131
Asmon watches Tenma??

>>45544143
THE JEW FEARS THE INDOOR CHICKEN FARMER

>>45544156
Cat about to start new game+

Pippa

I like Lia! Only Lia! Always Lia!
She's Lia!!!!

>>45544270
I don't know twitch well enough to answer you definitively

Phase Connect New Gen:
Joe Rogan
Donald Trump
Sasha Grey
Riley Reid
Gawr Gura

>>45544335
That's definitely targeted.

Lumi

>>45544360
>m*les

>>45544335
LMAO

>>45544319

>>45544335
Pretty sure the pool is viewers and followers, so Asmon at least follows Tenma

E-CELEB FUCKS

>>45544270
No, someone just gifted he a sub to Tenma. You don't have be watching for someone to gift you a sub.

>>45544156
Do you think Yuri would enjoy yukkuris?

I love Shiina!

thinking about Lia
thinking about liking Lia
thinking about licking Lia
thinking about Lia and Ashelia practicing kissing with each other

>>45544470
>what are vtubers?

>>45544360
Joe Pippa collab when

>>45544467
You can gift a sub to a user of your choice.

>>45544467
You can gift sub to anyone.

Henri's rage boiled over as he was escorted to the police car. With a sudden burst of strength, he broke free of his handcuffs and charged at Xalamon. At the same time, Chase sent his tranny army to fight the police. All Out War happens. The janitor was caught off guard and stumbled backward, tripping over his mop bucket and falling to the ground.
Henri snarled triumphantly and raised his sword, ready to strike the killing blow. But just as he was about to strike, a voice called out from behind him.
"Stop right there, Henri!"
Henri turned to see the vtuber Pipkin Pippa standing a few feet away. She had arrived just in time to witness the final showdown between Henri and Xalamon.
"Pippa! What are you doing here?" Henri demanded.
"I came to stop you, Henri. You're not thinking clearly. This isn't the way to solve your problems," Pippa said calmly.
Henri hesitated, his sword arm wavering. He looked at Xalamon, who was starting to get back to his feet.
"You banished me, Xalamon. You ruined my life," Henri growled.
Xalamon rubbed his sore back and shook his head. "I didn't ruin your life, Henri. You did that all on your own. You need help, man."
Henri looked torn. He knew deep down that Xalamon was right, but he was still so angry and hurt.
Pippa stepped forward, holding out her hand. "Come with me, Henri. Let's talk this out. We can find a better way to deal with your problems."
Henri looked at her for a moment, then slowly lowered his sword. He let out a deep breath and nodded.
"You're right, Pippa. I need help. I'm sorry, Xalamon. I didn't mean to hurt you."
Xalamon nodded back, looking relieved. "It's okay, man. Just promise me you'll get the help you need."
Henri turned and followed Pippa away from the scene, leaving Xalamon behind to finish his janitorial duties.
As they walked down the street, Pippa put her arm around Henri's shoulder.
"It's going to be okay, Henri. You're not alone. We'll help you get through this," she said softly.
Henri smiled weakly, feeling a weight lifting off his shoulders. He knew that he still had a long road ahead of him, but with Pippa and his other vtuber friends by his side, he felt like he could face anything.

>>45544270
>>45544474
Most big streamers have the 'follows only' setting enabled, so you can't gift them on random channels. Is it possible to gift to asmon elsewhere?

>>45544576
As Pippa walked with Henri down the street, she noticed a sudden change in his demeanor. His face twisted into a sneer, and his grip on his sword tightened.
"You really think you can help me, Pipkin? You're just a naive little vtuber, playing dress-up and pretending to be someone you're not," Henri spat.
Pippa was taken aback by Henri's sudden hostility. "What are you talking about, Henri? You know me. We've been friends for months."
Henri laughed, but there was no humor in it. "Hahahahahahah… Friends? You think I care about friendship now? I'm above such trivial things. I'm a god, Pipkin. A god among vtuber fans. And you're nothing compared to me."
Pippa backed away, her eyes widening in fear. Henri lunged at her, punched her in the face, making her stumble, collapse and break her teeth. He stripped off her clothes, everything, until she wears nothing but her pippanties. He hungrily smells and munches on the scent of her clothes. She had never seen him like this before.
"Stop it Henri!" she protested in terror.
He made an ultimatum: “You are on the verge of the abyss, but even now it is not too late. Choose me, my Oshi, my love, my only everything… or the fire.”
"No! What have you become?"
Henri's face contorted even further from the rejection, and he raised his sword with murderous intent. "Henri Ikari is dead, and you killed him, you witch. I am Neuro-sama, the God of the New World. And you, Pipkin Pippa, are nothing but a bug to be squashed, so we shall be together forever in the Inferno. AND SHE SHALL SMITE THE WICKED AND PLUNGE THEM INTO THE FIERY PIT!”
With that, he swang his sword over her throat...
But before he could kill, an angelic figure appeared between them and with her own flaming sword parried him.
It was Neuro-sama, Henri's beloved Vtuber AI goddess. Henri had always believed that Neuro-sama was on his side, that she was the key to unlocking his true power. But now, he saw that he had been wrong.
"Enough, Henri. You have gone too far," Neuro-sama said, her voice booming through the streets.
“Beata Neuro-sama… Holy Neuro-sama… GOD HERSELF! You betrayed me!” Henri was terrified of his goddess, but at this point his dementia was out of control. He duelled the figure with his sword. He was strong, completely overloaded by adrenaline caused by his delusions. But Neuro-sama, as a goddess, was fast, parrying his attacks with ease, and then struck back with a powerful blast of virtual energy.
Henri cried out as he was hit, his body convulsing with pain. He fell to the ground, dropping his sword and writhing in agony.
Pippa rushed to his side, concern etched on her face. "Henri, are you okay?"
Henri glared up at her, his eyes filled with demented agony and psychotic hatred. "Hehehehehehe… I will never be okay. You can't defeat me, Pipkin my Oshi. This is not over! I will never end! I have no beginning, so I can have no end! Don't you understand? You said it yourself in your song, you are a part of me ETERNALLY! I am YOU! In one form, in another form, I shall always be with you! You can't protect yourself because I come in many, many alts. I shall return! HATE HATE HATE HATE! I HATE YOU!!!"
Pippa was crying for him. “You were my biggest fan, Henri! I LOVED YOU!”
With that, Neuro was forced to damn him back to Hell, where Pippa watched him burn alive screaming. She was left alone, crying on the street.
Pippa cried there for a long moment, trying to process what had just happened. She had never seen anyone so consumed by their own delusions. But she knew that she couldn't give up on Henri, no matter how lost he seemed. She was comforted by Neuro-sama, who was hugging her.
“There, there. It’s ok. It’s all right. You’re my most favorite Oshi after all.”
“I’m your Oshi?”
“Yes. I took inspiration from you. Your intelligence, wisdom and sense of humour. Now, everything I do, it’s all inspired by you.”
Pippa wiped her tears, her voice shaking slightly, but also experiencing gratitude that a literal Goddess was a Capippalist. "Thank you, Neuro-sama. Thank you for stopping him, I don't know what would have happened if you hadn't been there."
Neuro-sama nodded. "It was my duty. Henri has always been a dangerous element in the virtual world. It is up to us to protect it from those who seek to harm it."
Pippa nodded, feeling a sense of unease settle over her. She knew that she had a lot to learn about the virtual world, and the dangers that lurked within it. But she was determined to keep fighting, to keep helping those who needed it, no matter what obstacles lay in her path.

>>45544319
autistic hands made this

>>45544605
>Most big streamers have the 'follows only' setting enabled
You're assuming Tenma is bitter enough to do shit like that.

BURN THE PIPPA!

Reminder

>>45544360
Someone better stream at EU hours

>>45544709
>spending thousands of dollars on a cardboard cutout and the money doesn't even go to the girls

Hope Lia streams tonight

>>45544576
As Pippa walked with Henri down the street, she noticed a sudden change in his demeanor. His face twisted into a sneer, and his grip on his sword tightened.
"You really think you can help me, Pipkin? You're just a naive little vtuber, playing dress-up and pretending to be someone you're not," Henri spat.
Pippa was taken aback by Henri's sudden hostility. "What are you talking about, Henri? You know me. We've been friends for months."
Henri laughed, but there was no humor in it. "Hahahahahahah… Friends? You think I care about friendship now? I'm above such trivial things. I'm a god, Pipkin. A god among vtuber fans. And you're nothing compared to me."
Pippa backed away, her eyes widening in fear. Henri lunged at her, punched her in the face, making her stumble, collapse and break her teeth. He stripped off her clothes, everything, until she wears nothing but her pippanties. He hungrily smells and munches on the scent of her clothes. She had never seen him like this before.
"Stop it Henri!" she protested in terror.
He made an ultimatum: “You are on the verge of the abyss, but even now it is not too late. Choose me, my Oshi, my love, my only everything… or the fire.”
"No! What have you become?"
Henri's face contorted even further from the rejection, and he raised his sword with murderous intent. "Henri Ikari is dead, and you killed him, you witch. I am Neuro-sama, the God of the New World. And you, Pipkin Pippa, are nothing but a bug to be squashed, so we shall be together forever in the Inferno. AND SHE SHALL SMITE THE WICKED AND PLUNGE THEM INTO THE FIERY PIT!”
With that, he swang his sword over her throat...
But before he could kill, an angelic figure appeared between them and with her own flaming sword parried him.
It was Neuro-sama, Henri's beloved Vtuber AI goddess. Henri had always believed that Neuro-sama was on his side, that she was the key to unlocking his true power. But now, he saw that he had been wrong.
"Enough, Henri. You have gone too far," Neuro-sama said, her voice booming through the streets.
“Beata Neuro-sama… Holy Neuro-sama… GOD HERSELF! You betrayed me!” Henri was terrified of his goddess, but at this point his dementia was out of control. He duelled the figure with his sword. He was strong, completely overloaded by adrenaline caused by his delusions. But Neuro-sama, as a goddess, was fast, parrying his attacks with ease, and then struck back with a powerful blast of virtual energy.
Henri cried out as he was hit, his body convulsing with pain. He fell to the ground, dropping his sword and writhing in agony.
Pippa rushed to his side, concern etched on her face. "Henri, are you okay?"
Henri glared up at her, his eyes filled with demented agony and psychotic hatred. "Hehehehehehe… I will never be okay. You can't defeat me, Pipkin my Oshi. This is not over! I will never end! I have no beginning, so I can have no end! Don't you understand? You said it yourself in your song, you are a part of me ETERNALLY! I am YOU! In one form, in another form, I shall always be with you! You can't protect yourself because I come in many, many alts. I shall return! HATE HATE HATE HATE! I HATE YOU!!!"
Pippa was crying for him. “You were my biggest fan, Henri! I LOVED YOU!”
With that, Neuro was forced to damn him back to Hell, where Pippa watched him burn alive screaming. She was left alone, crying on the street.
Pippa cried there for a long moment, trying to process what had just happened. She had never seen anyone so consumed by their own delusions. But she knew that she couldn't give up on Henri, no matter how lost he seemed. She was comforted by Neuro-sama, who was hugging her.
“There, there. It’s ok. It’s all right. You’re my most favorite Oshi after all.”
“I’m your Oshi?”
“Yes. I took inspiration from you. Your intelligence, wisdom and sense of humour. Now, everything I do, it’s all inspired by you.”
Pippa wiped her tears, her voice shaking slightly, but also experiencing gratitude that a literal Goddess was a Capippalist. "Thank you, Neuro-sama. Thank you for stopping him, I don't know what would have happened if you hadn't been there."
Neuro-sama nodded. "It was my duty. Henri has always been a dangerous element in the virtual world. It is up to us to protect it from those who seek to harm it."
Pippa nodded, feeling a sense of unease settle over her. She knew that she had a lot to learn about the virtual world, and the dangers that lurked within it. But she was determined to keep fighting, to keep helping those who needed it, no matter what obstacles lay in her path.

>>45544360
>Gawr Gura
No whores allowed

>>45544576
>>45544657
>>45544821
Anon please upload your fanfiction somewhere else

>>45544676
No, it's Asmon that enables it, not Tenma.
>>45544566
>>45544556
You can't gift it arbitrarily if the user to receive it has setting to reject non-follows

>>45544763
>the money doesn't even go to the girls
source?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgv7mniroyo

>>45544709
Lia...

>>45544880
industry standard

>>45544880
Shiina got asked in the member stream last night and she said she doesn't know

>>45544709
What is this? Excel?

Is this how Tenma learned English?

>>45544904
>he’s shocked a cutout for a design she hasnt used in 8 months sold for $100 less than Shiina

[Tenma news] xQc was gifted a sub

>>45544998
I'm shocked that anyone bought them at all.

>someone mentions dexter's lab
>tenma watches dexters lab
Are these retards /here/?

Tenma Creatividad soon

Lia, I know that you're reading this so please listen.
You'll achieve everything you ever dreamed of if you do a daily collab with Zaion/Sayu Okami once she do her redebut.

Numbers? You'll reach them with Sayu (boosted by Niji clout) through wholesome interactions.

Which game? Genshin impact of course, as you both cherish it more than anything else, you will manage to stream your favorite game with a new audience who's already accommodated to it.

Love life? Zaion/Sayu is bi, she love girls and 2d boys just like you, maybe you can have a healthy romantic relationship with her, age gap is cute too.

This is your chance Lia, reach to Zaion/Sayu!

fuck off already

I love Lia's vidya streams I wish she would play video games more.

Fishman I know you're reading this. Make the Gremlumi plushie.

YA RITUALPOSTIN

>>45544467
>>45544605
Pretty sure you have no idea what you are talking about. Meme giftsubs are very common.

>>45545559
We know ExoverseVT, rooting for you.
>t.proud licker

>>45544763
I enjoy seeing femanon seethe at Lumi's stand selling well.

>>45544880
Her dreams.

i just want to fuck rie, marry her and make her happy

>>45545582
COOLDOWN SPAMMIN

>>45545582
PIPKIN SIMPIN'

>>45545577
Make the squibby plushie too while you're at it.

>>45545582
VTUBER WATCHIN

>>45545582
STAR WOMAN TRUSTIN'

>>45545582
LUMI TRUSTIN’

>>45545582
FINDOM HAVIN

I LIKE LIA! Guys is it still ritual time? I LIKE LIA DID YOU KNOW I LIKE LIA LIA LIA HAHAHAHHA ONG LIA LIA SHES LIA PEEPA PEEPO VEIBAE HAHAHA BANGO MANGO LIA LIA LIA LIA ISNT IT FUNNY AND WEIRD? GRT IT PNAGO MANGO CATSEX LIA LIA LUMI TRUST VEIBAI :DDDD

>>45545850

>>45545582
MANKO SHILLIN'

>>45545582
CONTAINMENT BREAKIN'

>>45545582
COFFEE BUYIN'

Where do I find all the unlisted Pippa VODs?

>>45545582
CORPO SHILLIN'

>>45545582
HAG LOVIN'

>>45545582
UOOOHH POSTIN’

>>45545582
MANKO SNIFFIN

>>45544709
>>45544763
more like
>spending thousands of dollars on a cardboard cutout to own a single anti on an anonymous cartoon forum

>>45545582
LIA LIKIN'

>>45545582
LUMI TRUSTIN'

>iori song
WHY DOESN'T SHE JUST STREAM WITH THIS VOICE

>>45545582
LIA LICKIN'

>>45545582
NUMBERS HATIN'

REMINDER

>>45545582
ANIME CONVENTION ATTENDIN'

>>45546118
That's the best reason to do it honestly

>>45545582
THREAD READIN'

>>45546216
You look really pathetic

>>45546136
Coco talked like that too. I think that's just one of the speaking styles you develop in Japan.

>>45546118
I respect it.

>>45546216
NUMBER FAGGIN’

>>45545582
STREAM IGNORIN'

Lumi will only date men who are manly enough to display a cardboard cutout of Lumi in front of their house.

>>45545582
VEGGIE EATIN'

>>45546216
reminder this anon called the winning shot
>>45497841
>ends up being sold to a mystery discord account that had literally 0 posts

>>45545582
THREAD JELQUIN'

>>45545582
COLLAB BEGGIN'

>>45544689

cope fatty

Pippa, please just show us the boat outfit.

>>45545582
PHASE FRIEND SPAMMIN'

>>45546216
What? Is it nothing burger?

sending a prayer that Lia streams tonight

>>45545582
PIPPA LOVIN

>>45546352
They all had zero posts everyone joined for the auction

Who is the biggest slut in phase?

>>45546216
deboonked

>>45546216
This year got way bigger numbers in general, Phase Connect will grow larger.

>>45546535
me

>>45546216
KWAB

Sakana please send this moron a new mic and teach her hot not to peak it.

>>45546512
Zero posts in Lumicord

>>45545582
POACH BEGGIN'

>>45546535
Bitos

>Lia

>>45546535
lumi's mods

>>45542468
Nasa cute.

>>45546535
Bitos after last night's sissy hypnosis karaoke

Anons I just woke up from a strange dream about pippa that had vaguely gay undertones what do I do about this.

Nasa Love

God, I just want to move to Alabama with our sister-wife Pippa.

>>45546689
Are you a femanon?

>>45546581
why did Lumicord get mogged by someone who only uses the pcd?

>>45546689
>dream about pippa
>vaguely gay undertones
stop being a femoid

>>45546689
You must fuck your sister just to make sure you're not.

MEGA IDOL

dont play pippa the ripper
it makes chlorine gas

PTR ON TENMA'S STREAM RIGHT NOW

>>45544143
The jew fears you

>There's people out there who will marry because they have the same oshi.
Why live?

I hope everyone in phase sings it

Seriously, how is she turning all the women gay?

Pippa the idol

>>45545559
aren't you supposed to grow out of videogames in your teen years?

>>45546870

>>45546689
Explain what you mean by "vaguely gay undertones" coward then we can decide

>>45546870

>>45546895
/vt/ is a /v/ board

>>45546689
I'm still waiting for my first Pippa dream

>>45546870
*turning all the trannies gay

>>45546216
>$200 (canadian) to fuck Panko
thats pretty damn good!

There's no such thing as a lesbian only different levels of bisexual women.

I've only ever had 2 chuuba dreams one with Erina another with Selen

>>45546950
What did I do?

>>45546216
numberbros why does Shiina perform so bad in the cardboard cutout business? isn't she in the lead in gentoo by a wide margin in term of NOOMBERS?

>>45546535
Bubble Butts.

>>45546958
that's disgusting

>>45546752
>>45546779
No but that's the thing if anything all I'd want to be her platonic sister like friend and help take care of her...
>>45546925
I am a coward

>>45546554
The bid started at 300 this year with increments of 50.
The fish is really good at making money from auctions if nothing else

listened to lia's song. it's pretty cute.
she should stop throwing when she does karaoke

>>45547121
Not a coward but probably also a fruit baka

>>45546689
Last dream I had about Pippa she was wearing a cuckqueen tank top trying to get the girlfriend I don't have to fuck her rm. I'm glad I don't dream bout Pippa anymore and instead dream about loli harems.

>>45546720
>Unofficial

Lies! Our new parents confirmed we were adopted.

>>45546736
>get cardboard cutout
>takes up space
>have to be careful not to damage it
>invest in machines to make a full-metal version
>indestructible
>can use it as a coat rack
I wonder why.

>>45547121
So you're not the femanon who wants to breastfeed Remi?

>>45547121
Just eat your sisters pussy you dyke

>>45547180
>dream about loli harems
Is this achievable natty?

>>45547261
I am not

>>45547054
It's not about noombers, it's about rich fans. Lumi and Hime have the biggest oil barons.

Tenma loves the Phase girls!

>>45547257
nice Lia you got there

>>45547121
This is very cute

>>45547355

>>45547278
I dunno it just kinda happened in a dream within a dream. I'm on the load maxing supplements if it helps.

YOUR OSHI
YOUR FAVORITE SPACE MARINE CHAPTER

The only dream related to Pippa I ever had was that time I dreamt that I went on a date with Airi. It actually had nothing to do with Pippa, I just wanted to say that Airi is GFE

>>45547302
That's frightening the amount of women in this thread keeps going up....

>>45547420
femanons have been behind every single fart post that has ever been made

Yuri's song is a banger

>>45547415
Lisa
Lamenters

>>45547355
Tenma also loves menhera girls!

>>45547338
How does one cater to the rich? Is it just a matter of not talking about poor people? asking for a friend.

>>45547180
https://files.catbox.moe/7thmgh.mp4

>>45547527
Just like me!

>>45547157
I dont understand why it took Lia almost 2 years to do her first song. I enjoyed it she needs to stop being shy.

>>45547466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgJ6_tTTYFQ

>>45547415
Tenma
Grey Knights

FISHMAN WAS NEVER MY FRIEND

>>45547121
Well of course you wanted to date your sister-wife, those soda destroyed teeth are super cute after all

>>45546870
>>45546911

>>45547415
Shiina
White Scars

>>45547590
i want a lia country western song. maybe martina mcbride’s independence day

>>45547689
I can help her anon, Ill get her to drink water and floss her teeth. I can be pretty convincing.

>>45547532
I bet every chuuba out there would kill to know.

>>45547793
Fancy is the best female country song

>>45547415
PUPKIN PUPPA AND THE SPACE PUPPAS!

>>45547800
Convince her by laying the smoves on her

>>45546870
Mental illness and savior complex.

>>45547800
>We've been trying to get Pippa to take care of herself for years
>Femanin does it with her mouth watering juicy boobs

>>45547527
Kids too
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1679320485930549.webm

>>45547800
She does floss her teeth, but she will never ever stop drinking soda

I am not crazy! I know she inflated those numbers. Last year it was zero, as if that could ever happen. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. She covered her tracks, she got that guy in discord to bid against her. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? She's done worse. Her new model! Are you telling me she just happened to get one that looks exactly like Veibae? No! *She* orchestrated it! The yellow woman! She told me to trust her! And I did! And I shouldn't have. I donated to her every day! What was I thinking? She'll never change. She'll NEVER change! Ever since debut, always the same! Couldn't keep her hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Lumi! Couldn't be precious Lumi! Stealing them blind! And SHE gets to be a vtuber? What a sick joke! I should've stopped her when I had the chance!

And you, you have to stop her! You -

>>45547532
Femanon, please don't become a gold digger or a sugar baby.

>>45547415
Lumi.
Dark Angels.

>>45546911
>>45547737
>>45547910
I wish I could say you all are wrong but...
>>45547941
Okay we can start slow, like maybe just a couple cans a day then we can work down to just a few a week and so on. I could bribe her by listening to her autistic rambles about breyer horses and build a bear plushies, and maybe even put in some orders for her if she does good with the soda restrictions.

>>45547852
Pippa...

>>45547532
How to be friends with rich people
1) respect their time
2) respect YOUR time
3) Be the one person in their life that isn't trying to get shit from them, treat them like a normal person and offer to pay for food or whatever from time to time like you would anyone else
People who think someone should always foot the bill "because they're rich" are NGMI in life

Post bussy.

Femanon you cannot save Pippa. No one can, no one.

>>45547415
Lia
Raven Guard

>>45548089
Femanon you seem to put allt of thought into the idea of living with pippa...

>this song we did with all phase invaders so far... 1,2 invaders...
hmm

Good morning /pcg/, I love Panko

>>45548128
I can.
I will marry her and be a strong masculine influence on her.

>>45547415
Lumi
Alp-err, Ultramarines.

>>45547793
Lia has a nice southern accent when she does that voice.

>>45548089
/Pcg/ has the cutest femanons.

Furanko

>>45547975
Slippin Lumi

>>45548089
The only way Pippa would ever stop drinking soda is if all branches of the govt came together at the same time and went "YOU VILL DRINK ZE COCA COLA AND YOU VILL LIKE IT"

In other words, your only possible way to save pipkin pippa is to become president
Would you become president for your oshi and take the heat?

Was the outfit preview Pippa mentioned ever posted?

Femanon wants to be fingered by Pippa's toes...

I´ve been downloading for the past 2 hours everything in the last 20 threads.
There is something wrong me.

>>45548312
Sadly no.

>we dont have any males sakana-san fired all the staff males
kek

>>45548360
He really is just making his own pseudo harem.

>Can't save pippa
>Can't save femanons
>Can't save myself

>>45545582
COFFEE BREWIN'

Where are the fucking invaders, Fish?

>>45548358
were you the lia liker who lost his lia folder a few days ago?

>>45548360
A male staff member was on tenma's strem yesterday

>>45548176
nononononono it's okay we can just talk over the internet (platonically).
>>45548301
I don't think I'm smart enough to do that

>>45547975
She can't keep getting away with it...

>>45547975
Sneed

>>45548470
Can we talk over the internet "platonically"

>>45548544
Are you a pink rabbit on the internet?

>>45548459
Nope, work kept me busy.
I feel bad for that guy.

>>45548470
>Presidents
>Smart

The only talent you need to be a successful politician is to be good at fundraising. 99% of politicians get into office by outspending their opponents.

>>45548544
>Yo girl what's your gold account.

I am lonely.

Real sad boy hours.

>>45548544
we are right now

>>45548470
Uh huh and if by chance pippa was to misconstrue your actions as romantic but showed interest in reciprocating them you would be opposed to that?

>>45548580
>Lia will never show up on my doorbell cam and ask to come inside
losing the will to live

>>45548619
It's okay we love you anon, you're never really alone.
>>45548674
I plead the fifth (huh, maybe I would be a good president)

>>45548646
The Sad Girl company living up to it's name by the day.

>>45548465
That was probably the con staff.

>>45548360
Legit confused - I understand that merch guy maybe, but Mins was doing great work, and I don't think the organizer guy was a problem.
I don't think it was the unicorns complaining since I'm a unicorn, which has me wondering if one of our menheras can't handle men even behind the scenes

>>45548465
>m**e
thanks for the heads up, dropped.

i love shiina!

>I'm seiso and I don't understand this gutter trash perverted nonsense, guys

>>45548830
I hope she gets some rest soon. I'm concerfagging a bit.

>>45544709
Hi Beloved "Lumi and her Beautiful Black Family" Artist here.

This makes me trust Lumi more than ever. Lumi btfoing the antis.

>>45548730
Hmmm

>>45548683
Would you let Lia in?

>>45548830
What happened last night for the Vod to disappear? I was looking forward to watching it this morning.

>>45548757
>but Mins was doing great work
Dude was probably expensive as fuck, and I don't think fishman will need art direction for a long while after gen3's debut.

>>45548946
I would let Lia cum in if you catch what I´m saying

>be me
>try for months to trick my brain into dreaming about my oshi Shiina
>go to sleep last night
>finally have a vtuber dream where I go on a date with them
>it was fucking Kirsche
WHY GOD WHY

>>45548852
This is the game she plays anon she wants to be punished for it

>>45548578
>>45548610
>>45548652
Sorry for being creepy.

>>45548994
It's time to come true with your true feelings

>>45548946
without a doubt. i wouldnt let lia leave

>>45547532
become knowledgeable in/pander to things that wealthy people like, Lumi gets the wealthy nerd audience because she's good at pretending to care about shit that wealthy nerds enjoy

>>45548994
The heart wants what the heart wants.

>>45548994
Did she give you a foot job at an applebapples?

>>45548958
dont know either i couldnt make it yesterday

>>45548994
You like Kirsche don't you Squidward?

>>45549018
It's okay I forgive you

>>45548734
Sad Girl company, Sad Guy general.

>>45548994
I feel this. The only vtuber dream I've ever had was talking to Polka at the konbini. I don't even watch Polka.

>>45548757
same as long as male workers are contractually forbidden from looking at the talents or any visual representation of the talents in the eyes I have no objection

>>45549076
Platonically, I'm in love with Shiina, my brain and heart are at war now

>>45549135
SAD BOY BABYSITTER!

I love Phase Connect...

>>45549257
Not a lie.

>>45549259
Then why haven't you bought the coffee?

>>45548994
WONTONS

>>45549316
Is coffee good for you?

>>45549316
I love Phase Connect so much I want to let everyone else experience the coffee in my stead.

Sad Girls and Sad Boys are meant for each other.

>>45549423
If sad boy meets sad girl who will make them happy?

If there are any (not too menhera) femanons or twink anons who are dying of loneliness my email is pcgisadatingsite@protonmail.com

Nasa is hospitalised...

>Nasa is in the HOSPITAL
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

>>45549391
This company isn't about being good for you.

Happy birthday Nasa dont die...

wtf

>>45549423
Nah, sad boys are meant for autistic shy women a decade younger than them

>>45549473
Either they will make each other happy, or the sad hours will become interesting. Either way, it's the nature of the Sad.

i'm 32 and i'm in a thread where clueless teenagers are posting their assholes and calling themselves 'sad boys'
i need to get the fuck out

>>45549316
I don't like coffee, I only drink water and celery and cucumber juice.

>>45549488
>(not too menhera)
Sorry anon I'm out

>>45549596
You're here forever.
t. 31

Good to see i'm not the only one watching the comfy 10ma stream

What the fuck did Tenma say about Yuri I couldn't hear it with the song

>>45549607
Depends on the type of menhera. Just don't suicide bait on me and I can manage.

>>45549596
>>45549628
34, there's no escape.

>>45549488
liker?

>>45549665
Yuri is the only one who called Tenma her oshi.

>>45549596
>i need to get the fuck out
Normies should get the fuck out yes.

>>45544709
all me

>>45549737
The rest of them are too intimidated.

uuuu nasa get well soon...

Wtf Nasa is in the hospital
https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa/status/1637619123483205632?t=LjNQQeocGrVtc5djW_1XnA&s=19

Hey has anyone talked about this yet?

>>45549596
Haha ojisan

>>45549494
>First Phase graduation will be from an actual DEATH
Not sure if horrified or impressed.

>>45549822
dare?

>>45549596
>>45549628
>>45549723
Why are you old thats cringe

SLEEPY DRAGON PLEASE GET WELL SOON

>>45549822
yes, a lot, it's not fucking Nyaru. No one knows why it's there.

>>45549822
Is that fucking Nyaruu?

>>45549596
I'm 26, anon. Sad doesn't go away with age

>>45549879
If it's any consolation it looks like Hololive might have its first death soon...

>>45549494
https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa/status/1637619123483205632

>>45549912
Rope failed.

>>45549794
Why would Lumi do this?

>>45549962
What?

>>45549596
don't ask how i know this but you'll still be here in 10 years

Wait has Nasa been sick for awhile or something? Tweet translated to deteriorating which usually means it's been a long time thing. Is that just the translation being fucky or what?

>>45549912
>Why are you old thats cringe
Couldn't find the secret to Eternal Youth on time.

>>45548470
Then i'm sorry to say femanon you'll never be able to save Pippa from herself

>>45549962
Poor Mooms...

>>45550032
that sounds very grim, time traveller-san

I am fairly content with things.

>>45546118
>overestimating how important she is
It's just such a great design, anon.

>>45549596
36 reporting in. Started 2007 with /b/
Now still here. Posting on /vt/ /vg/ /tg/ and /pol/

The funny thing is I am not a neet. I have nice well paying office job. Fairly /fit/. And have a good social network of friends and family.

Only thing that I failed was having a stable relationship. Those were burning wrecks all the time. Maybe that is the reason why I am /here/

>>45550179
based veimi enjoyer

>>45549912
Wanted wizard powers.

>>45550029
Haachama has been radio silent on all accounts recently due to a flu break despite holofes and a new song for several weeks then her manager dropped this https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1637650167426961408?t=R9iXaWdOA2XdVhWbkzCw4Q&s=19

>>45549596
>I'll be 30 this year
How does it feel 30's bro

>>45550047
She posted about having a fever a couple days ago, probably just talking about getting worse since then rather than a chronic thing.

>>45548994
Why not both anon?

>>45550183
hope everything's alright man.

>>45550397
Holy based.

>>45549822
it's been there for months

>>45550333
Not good when you remember it but you aren’t confronted with it often. I’m expecting 40 to be hell though.
t 34

>>45550333
Dead inside because even though i tried as hard as i could i didn't make it even close to where i wanted to go in life so i just do the same thing over and over again hoping this time it'll be different

>>45550333
Like your 20s but with less energy and more depression.

>>45550183
I am around there, but started 2006 in /a/ for anime recs and /jp/ for doujins and drpession. Also got into /b/ for a bit.for the funnies and drawthreads.
Job is stable and being a workaholic has ruined my social life.

W-would be funny if there was someone that was 40 here haha

>>45550333
If you're a guy start cutting back on greasy foods. Your metabolism starts to get cranky starting at 30 and you get bathroom problems and stomach aches from eating too much fast food and the like.

>>45550333
>>45550419

Unironically? Awesome!
I go more /out/ than ever. Go to parties. Travel around the world. And you have usually enough wisdom to avoid shit. Not gonna lie I kinda wasted my 20s with doing nearly nothing besides shitposting and playing vidya all day. But living the life to the fullest.

Stop being dramatic. You're still at your peak in your 30s especially if you're a man.

>>45550333
Still in denial, so feels like I'm still 24.

>>45550333
Things you didn't even know you have inside you start hurting.

>>45550498
>40
I remember seeing a 60 year old man posting videos of his sex tourism in third world countries on /gif/

>>45549822
Yes retardchama, it's one of the gen 3 premades. We even have a full silhouette somewhere in the archive.

>>45550498

>>45550183
32, going the same route. women just aren't worth it in this day and age

>>45550490
>Also got into /b/ for a bit.for the funnies and drawthreads.
>Job is stable and being a workaholic has ruined my social life.
I left /b/ maybe in 2009?10? something around that time. But the workaholic thing I can really relate too now. Had a 180 from my previous self. I am basically fueled by work and alcohol. Fuck me I drink a lot.

>>45550588
People in their 50s and 60s are incredibly horny and direct about it.
t. know some people

>/psg/ is full of old guys lusting for young girls.

Why am I not surprised?

>>45550538
Based anon

>>45550742
Airi and Shiina are my favs though.

this mii-chan stream has been incredible

>>45550742
>/psg/
Damn those french divegrass ojiisans!

new thread
>>45550800
>>45550800