/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I don't want to see anxious girls shit
I want to see happy girls shit

>>45241516
Ohhhhhh I have to shit. kek she's adorable

What is the proper response to the post above mine?

>>45243084

>>45245089
Im beginging to feel like a trap dog trap dog
they all watch my cock rock front to the back nod back nod
the way im racing around the track , in gran turismo, turismo
kneel before best racer
show me used toyatas door turbo turbo
So youll be yub' and ill be doogdog
you pistol im a 2 flintlocks

>>45241516
That's a toilet.

>>45125619

>>45250438
>catbox is down
>pomf is dying
>honk is dead
just imagine the word cloud is big man tyrone telling you that you neva get the succ
neva
https://youtu.be/EhwOZyfjon0

>>45208678

>>45252200
>this is a hag takeover begone lolis
>thread dies
it is a sign

Our final group stage game against /doog/ is in exactly one hour! So long as we don't lose by 10 or more we're guaranteed RO16.

>>45253059
yes, all the lolis (read: players) left

hag vs wah kicking off, we play after them
>>45253239
>So long as we don't lose by 10 or more we're guaranteed RO16.
stop setting flags

Hello there comrades

>>45255560
Hello

we're up next

This does not look entire fair bros

>We're already -4
Safebros, I don't feel good. I feel the Thunderdome coming...

>>45257633
WE'VE MANAGED TO AVOID DROWNING

>>45258647

You have 10 minutes left to buy funds

>>45260636

Fund trades for the 17th of March

>26 anons traded funds shares
>25 anons purchased funds
>1 anons only bought their own fund
>3 anons sold funds
>51 anons in total traded funds this week (Saturday-Friday cycles)

>68 funds got new investment
>5 funds had shares removed from their care
>3 funds were ignored by investors (not counting private funds)
>3 of the ignored funds had a 20% fee
>482K shares were bought in total

[草] potato is the biggest buyer today, with 51,7K+ shares
6letters is the biggest seller today, with 4K- shares
NERD Mutual Holdings is the most bought fund today, with 15K+ shares
ύπνος gained 8.4B from investment
Pagibot lost 298M from removed investment

KNOCKOUT BETS ARE UP
BET NOW YOU GOT LIKE 2 MINUTES KEK

Spoon bet awarded.
Go get yer money.

>>45268594
STOP GIVING ME MONEY IT'S FRIDAY WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL THIS SHIT

>>45268676

Spoon Match is up. Have at it.

Do you have a link for the Rushia Death metal horn by chance? I liked that one a lot

>>45273246
Hai, dozo
https://youtu.be/GTyIxOcyipU
trimmed version used as the horn: https://litter.catbox.moe/jc66o5.m4a

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

30mins to get towards the end of page 10, not sure how we will stay alive this weekend.

https://betting-iscringe.github.io/ betting board updated

>>45280200

>>45258647
Wait I completely missed this earlier

I will dream of what could have been....

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 73.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 273,385,023, a change of 1.00% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 3,417,313. There are 33 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 5 days.
>Miyabi currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 3 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 57):
>Shion :: +8.7%
>Fauna :: +5.7%
>Izuru :: +4.9%
>Rikka :: +4.7%
>Nachoneko :: +4.2%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 23):
>Kaoru :: -9.9%
>Aruran :: -9.0%
>Syrios :: -7.0%
>Vesper :: -5.2%
>Altare :: -4.0%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,230,277.80 liquid to start with. This is a change of -1.16% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $11,597,607,842,481.20, a change of 0.65% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $42,422.25. There are 24 coins with a value above this average.
>Suisei currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 5 days.
>Miyabi currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 2 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 50):
>Watame :: +59.5%
>Altare :: +44.9%
>Fubuki :: +26.3%
>Fauna :: +25.4%
>Towa :: +23.1%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 30):
>Sana :: -43.0%
>Nachoneko :: -35.8%
>Noel :: -35.2%
>Pekora :: -31.3%
>Okayu :: -29.8%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Overall Average movement was $98.81 per hour.
>Average Upwards movement was $126.16 per hour.
>Average Downwards movement was -$72.75 per hour.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Marine :: $430.90 Up :: $5,242.63 from adj.
>Okayu :: $366.73 Up :: $4,461.93 from adj.
>Watame :: $354.00 Up :: $4,306.96 from adj.
>Noel :: $346.11 Up :: $4,211.00 from adj.
>Miko :: $309.46 Up :: $3,765.13 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Botan :: $0.74 Up :: $8.98 from adj.
>Flare :: -$2.99 Down :: -$36.37 from adj.
>Rushia :: $6.96 Up :: $84.63 from adj.
>Nana :: $7.82 Up :: $95.19 from adj.
>Rurudo :: -$8.02 Down :: -$97.58 from adj.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

Betting Carnage Review will go up when the betting board is updated for today.
Until then, the Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed and shitpost responsibly.

I checked my account and I had 200 million in cash for no reason. I normally never come to the thread so I don't know the happenings. did we get a stimulus?

>>45283402 (me)
nevermind I forgot that I sold an item when I was drunk, false alarm

Like a spark from the blue, here's the Gambling Carnage Review.
We're in Day 7 of VTL4. Only 2 more days left. Keeping up, or ducking out?

Total winnings for today were $6,931,076,072. Overall winnings so far have been $57,484,592,115.
Match with the highest pot was /nasfaqg/ vs /doog/, at $985,550,000.
Match with the highest number of gamblers was tied between /nasfaqg/ vs /doog/ and /aa+corpo/ vs /warkop/, at 15 unique gamblers each.
4 Gamblers did not win any bets today. 8 Gamblers overall have yet to win a single bet.
4 gamblers that had not yet gambled this league started today.

Top 3 Matches Today by Betting Odds:
>/vsinger/ vs /nepolabo/ - 1:5.3
>/vrt/ vs /vsj+/ - 1:2.8
>/vrt/ vs /774/ - 1:2.7

Top 3 Matches Today by Profit Rate:
>/lig/ vs /#/ - 67%
>/vsj+/ vs /wvt/ - 56%
>/aa+corpo/ vs /warkop/ - 53%

Top 5 Money Matches (All Days):
>Day 4, Match 3 :: /hlgg/ vs /hfz/ :: $1,376,815,000
>Day 2, Match 2 :: /hfz/ vs /uuu/ :: $1,348,670,000
>Day 4, Match 5 :: /chama/ vs /mogu/ :: $1,304,893,333
>Day 5, Match 3 :: /warkop/ vs /vsj+/ :: $1,182,180,555
>Day 6, Match 5 :: /hfz/ vs /ybc/ :: $1,168,777,019
No changes, if you're wondering.

Dividend Review will be up shortly after Dividends tonight. You only have about 2 hours.

>>45284643
>8 Gamblers overall have yet to win a single bet.
kek

>4 millions in divs
wow I almost get 500K+ more each week
Is this what it's like to be rich?

>4 billions in divs
wow I almost get 500M+ more each week
Is this what it's like to be rich?

Devtools isn't fucking working properly wtf. Divs

>>45297431
Fuck. Divs.

>>45297482
Divs

Like a flash from the blue, it's time for the Dividends Review.

This week's Total Dividend Pool comes out to $98,597.87.
This week's Dividend Pool is 5.39% higher last week's pool.
The average payout is $1,232.47 per coin, which is 15.41% over the average of $1,067.95.
26 coins were over the Average Payout this week.

Top 5 Largest Dividend Changes:
>Watame :: $2509.33 :: 97.43%
>Miko :: -$1220.64 :: -32.89%
>Aqua :: $1166.41 :: 86.92%
>Chloe :: $1055.71 :: 111.22%
>Noel :: $880.49 :: 58.26%

Top 5 Smallest Dividend Changes:
>Kaoru :: -$1.02 :: -14.93%
>AZKi :: $1.42 :: 0.17%
>Pochimaru :: -$1.59 :: -2.14%
>Flare :: $1.98 :: 0.19%
>Dezmond :: $5.07 :: 2.32%

Overall Average Dividend Change was $63.01
Average Dividend Increase was $297.86
Average Dividend Decrease was -$160.38

Hope everyone is doing well. HFZ this weekend, just before divegrass on Sunday.

I forgot Watame got musicch this week. Oops.

oyasumi

Aki

Festival

Meru

Fes is so good..

a

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 20)
>Sana :: $19,855.09
>Aqua :: $15,527.08
>Mio :: $14,652.77

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 60)
>Suisei :: -$38,356.26
>Chloe :: -$26,116.97
>Subaru :: -$16,130.51

Overall Average Adjustment is -$2,423.86
Average Upward Adjustment is $5,166.59
Average Downward Adjustment is -$4,954

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and HOLOFESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

>>45349343
>>Sana :: $19,855.09
kek, this fucking roller coaster ride

>>45352368
sex

early autism for dividends of week 39
new fund pro unicorn
pagibots growth is due to going all in on kaoru and is worth selling now hes stable (well, not mentally) before pagibot crashes again, similarly with five nations (nabi + rurudo + kaoru) though it is being active traded and may continue growing regardless, and kinchou dintai (nabi)
fund growth is become more and more related to which coins they own in majority then actual growth and a spreadsheet for that would be useful but fuck if i know wholl do that
speaking of, Retards maxes holo, so expect a retard spike through holofes

>>45353908
i take the last part back, hes down to only 39k now

9

Betting Limit increase fucking where
I've got a kabillion divvies to spend, and I can't exactly spend them in the market.

>>45353908
I have the data for this, but presenting it in a readable way is difficult

>>45357159
Do what I do. Bet against yourself.

Ever wondered what a month of NASFAQ adjustments looks like with ALL the coins? As part of another report I'm working on, have a graph of all adjustment prices for January.
Yes, it is exactly as fucked as it looks.

>>45364360
What is the pink one that went over 300K?

The /v/ catalog is somehow higher quality than this one

>>45365503
Ina. Not sure what the spike was.

>>45368926
there was a back from hiatus spike

footie

>>45372793
thank you okayu for the bet money even if i prefer doog

WE'RE UP NEXT
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html

ive gott a big messy kebab and some whisky
scoooor summ fukkan goles mlads

>/nashags/ about to job out to Pippa's fake corpo of /here/chuubas.
If we lose I will break into honk's house and steal the server.

Verify me or all the markets crash

dansaas sweaty boybutt! waiting his angry fans when he loses!

>>45376713

>>45375790
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

>>45375790
>>45376713
>>45376774
FORM AN ORDERLY QUEUE
ONE (1) one uno RAPIST AT A TIME
TWO ONLY IF YOU PREFER ORAL BUT HE HAS TO SWALLOW
REAL MANAGER CORRECTION HOURS

PES is a super fun game where you are rewarded for your time and effort.

>>45364360
This looks really cool!
>>45378701
We made it further than last time at least!

>>45364360
its a flat line

betting board updated https://betting-iscringe.github.io/

>>45353381
Reminds me of this

>>45387644
>remove VTL4 bets from views
>5th from last place
>-363,660,236.34
>add VTL4
>1st place
>1,899,160,540.25
what the fuck happened

>>45388628
i went the opposite way, all those winnings from betting on hfz haachama, from +100m to -300m
at least mogu won saving me from further embarasment

>>45389562
oh that was just divegrass brrrrrrrrrrrother
$2m in the hole for HFZ but I can never remember to bet or watch
>still #1 if HFZ and etc are included
well. fuck. I won something...

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 62.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 275,981,353, a change of 0.95% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 3,449,767. There are 33 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 6 days.
>Civia currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, breaking Miyabi's 3-day streak.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 60):
>Miyabi :: +12.5%
>Shion :: +7.5%
>Noel :: +4.9%
>Astel :: +4.8%
>Nachoneko :: +3.8%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 20):
>Altare :: -8.7%
>Kaoru :: -7.4%
>Aruran :: -5.7%
>Syrios :: -5.3%
>Towa :: -2.1%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,222,004.48 liquid to start with. This is a change of -0.67% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $11,330,609,050,573.20, a change of -2.30% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $41,055.71. There are 26 coins with a value above this average.
>Hololive currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 1 days.
>Miyabi currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 3 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 49):
>Mio :: +46.4%
>Sana :: +45%
>Miko :: +30.8%
>Altare :: +30.6%
>Baelz :: +27.9%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 31):
>Miyabi :: -54.5%
>Chloe :: -54.3%
>Suisei :: -40.5%
>Kanaeru :: -26%
>Subaru :: -24.2%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Overall Average movement was $107.88 per hour.
>Average Upwards movement was $135.46 per hour.
>Average Downwards movement was -$65.16 per hour.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Suisei :: $520.19 Up :: $5,375.30 from adj.
>Chloe :: $396.88 Up :: $4,101.11 from adj.
>Subaru :: $365.38 Up :: $3,775.58 from adj.
>Fubuki :: $354.80 Up :: $3,666.24 from adj.
>Hololive :: $333.88 Up :: $3,450.07 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Shien :: $8.40 Up :: $86.81 from adj.
>Choco :: -$8.55 Down :: -$88.39 from adj.
>Rurudo :: $8.83 Up :: $91.27 from adj.
>Mumei :: -$11.16 Down :: -$115.32 from adj.
>Towa :: -$12.19 Down :: -$125.95 from adj.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

Gambling Carnage Review when it's ready.

>>45397959
>Gambling Carnage Review
grug's version

>>45397959
which vtuber is this supposed to be
im still mad pochi droped her loli persona

Like a spark from the blue, here's the Gambling Carnage Review.
We're in Day 8 of VTL4. Tomorrow's the last day.

Total winnings for today were $7,762,507,061. Overall winnings so far have been $61,336,281,630.
Match with the highest pot was /fvr/ vs /nasfaqg/, at $1,112,015,000.
Match with the highest number of gamblers was tied between /fvr/ vs /nasfaqg/ and /uuu/ vs /lig/, at 21 unique gamblers each.
1 Gambler did not win any bets today. 8 Gamblers overall have yet to win a single bet.
1 gambler that had not yet gambled this league started today.


Top 3 Matches Today by Betting Odds:
>/doog/ vs /mogu/ - 1:3.3
>/pcg/ vs /pyon/ - 1:1.9
>/vsinger/ vs /vsj+/ - 1:1.7

Top 3 Matches Today by Profit Rate:
>/koopa/ vs /XtsunX/ - 63%
>/fvr/ vs /nasfaqg/ - 57%
>/vsinger/ vs /vsj+/ - 53%


Top 5 Money Matches (All Days):
>Day 4, Match 3 :: /hlgg/ vs /hfz/ :: $1,376,815,000
>Day 2, Match 2 :: /hfz/ vs /uuu/ :: $1,348,670,000
>Day 4, Match 5 :: /chama/ vs /mogu/ :: $1,304,893,333
>Day 5, Match 3 :: /warkop/ vs /vsj+/ :: $1,182,180,555
>Day 6, Match 5 :: /hfz/ vs /ybc/ :: $1,168,777,019
No changes.

Not only will there be VTL4's finale tomorrow, but also HFZ about 3 hours beforehand.
Bets for the Quarterfinals will be up shortly.
Bets for VTL4 Semifinals, 3rd Place Match, Finals, and the Final Boss will be up tomorrow during the match day.
The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>45400484
Sena Bonbon, the headliner for FlaVR, the "corpo" that beat us today.

Quarterfinal Bets are all up now.

>>45401717
>8 Gamblers overall have yet to win a single bet.
pour one out for them

Fund trades for the 19th of March

>27 anons traded funds shares
>27 anons purchased funds
>0 anons only bought their own fund
>4 anons sold funds

>67 funds got new investment
>7 funds had shares removed from their care
>4 funds were ignored by investors (not counting private funds)
>4 of the ignored funds had a 20% fee
>495K shares were bought in total

[草] potato is the biggest buyer today, with 47,6K+ shares
6letters is the biggest seller today, with 5K- shares
Cute and Funny is the most bought fund today, with 17K+ shares
ύπνος gained 10.8B from investment
Pagibot lost 298M from removed investment

money up

http://poal.me/s6rsfu

bump

slower hololive global

I hope everyone enjoyed the fes as much as I did

>>45420361
>6letters is the biggest seller today, with 5K- shares
boooooooooo

>>45464225
OHHHHHHHHHHH I NEED TO pout

I think I want to go to Japan now

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 22)
>Hololive :: $77,187.15
>Polka :: $33,740.39
>Oga :: $30,824.28

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 58)
>Aqua :: -$43,102.43
>Botan :: -$30,274.80
>Marine :: -$23,570.33

Overall Average Adjustment is -$387.91
Average Upward Adjustment is $8,836.34
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,886.77

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and don't lose all your money gambling today. Hope everyone has been enjoying the FES weekend.

>>45468996
Thanks as always!

>>45468117
what did i do

>>45471823

bump

>>45464225
The stage looked really lame honestly

>>45476292
Damn, hope you had fun watching your oshi at least

>>45476292
who lookin at the stage? I was lookin at her goofy face and I loved it

Now running gambling for HFZ

>>45425965
The people have spoken. Let the thread die.

>>45482369
I changed my vote to a no. The thread barely lives

>>45482369

pump it

HONK I NEED WHORECOINS

>>45499866
no give us more mamas
wheres tamaki?
wheres itou life (whos body is pure unrelenting chubby sex with a belly window fuck i dont care if its male let me breed it its like sineinasan you know its a dude but does your dick care BREED BREED BREED BREED)?
they have solid channels

>>45500618
Same place as the last homo wave and registration emails

>>45498926
source
would fuck
i still get hard thinking of shatsu roya
im jealous his owner has a very happy puppy
https://twitter.com/Shatsu_Ryoya/status/1613144272760627200
https://twitter.com/Shatsu_Ryoya/status/1610187802712604672

All Bets awarded for VTL4. Hope everyone had a good time!
Thanks for the money!

vtl4 awards
https://forms.gle/occ3xqgjAYLNqNWC7
vote for our aes, it was kino

>>45500618
Tamaki stopped streaming anyway. Whats the point?

>>45507758
>nasfaq
>dead coins
do u even have to ask?

betting board updated https://betting-iscringe.github.io/

>>45508938
>the house always wins
touche, BBB

bump

I expected that holo bump to be bigger tbdesu

>enters thread
>HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
>MPP
>exits thread

bump

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 92.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 279,157,006, a change of 1.15% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 3,489,463. There are 33 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 7 days.
>Civia currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 2 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 58):
>Miyabi :: +22.1%
>Astel :: +7%
>Chloe :: +5.8%
>Fauna :: +5.6%
>Noel :: +4.9%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 22):
>Oga :: -10.2%
>Kaoru :: -10.1%
>Altare :: -7.9%
>Syrios :: -6.7%
>Sana :: -4.7%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,290,581.07 liquid to start with. This is a change of 5.61% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $12,453,444,252,073.80, a change of 9.91% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $44,610.90. There are 23 coins with a value above this average.
>Hololive currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 2 days.
>Miyabi currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 4 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 60):
>Oga :: +170.7%
>Hololive :: +93.9%
>Polka :: +58.9%
>Chloe :: +43.4%
>Shion :: +37.2%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 20):
>Botan :: -46.1%
>Aqua :: -37.7%
>Mio :: -28.4%
>Marine :: -20.9%
>Altare :: -20.2%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Overall Average movement was $87.33 per hour.
>Average Upwards movement was $120.74 per hour.
>Average Downwards movement was -$101.99 per hour.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Botan :: $445.44 Up :: $6,830.04 from adj.
>Marine :: $441.27 Up :: $6,766.18 from adj.
>Suisei :: $393.46 Up :: $6,033.01 from adj.
>Okayu :: $321.47 Up :: $4,929.28 from adj.
>Pekora :: $316.02 Up :: $4,845.71 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Sana :: $0.07 Up :: $1.13 from adj.
>Rurudo :: $6.71 Up :: $102.83 from adj.
>Mel :: $9.51 Up :: $145.87 from adj.
>Pochimaru :: $11.39 Up :: $174.64 from adj.
>Civia :: $11.83 Up :: $181.37 from adj.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

Gambling Carnage Review up shortly.

Like a spark from the blue, here's the Gambling Carnage Review.
This is it for /vt/ League 4. We made it to knockouts this time, so good job Manager-san.
But you're not reading this to help lick your wounds. You're reading this for NUMBERS. So I shall provide.

Total winnings for today were $7,057,246,057. Overall winnings so far have been $73,361,995,020.
Match with the highest pot was /wiggly/ vs /vsj+/, at $1,398,600,000.
Match with the highest number of gamblers was /fvr/ vs /uuu/, at 22 unique gamblers.
2 Gamblers did not win any bets today. 8 Gamblers overall never won a single bet the entire league.
3 gamblers that had not yet gambled this league started today.


Top 3 Matches Today by Betting Odds:
>/mogu/ vs /vsj+/ - 1:2.5
>/vsj+/ vs /uuu/ - 1:2.4
>/wiggly/ vs /vsj+/ - 1:2.2

Top 3 Matches Today by Profit Rate:
>/uuu/ vs /pyon/ - 70%
>/wiggly/ vs /vsj+/ & /fvr/ vs /uuu/ - 64%
>/holoX/ vs /vsj+/ - 60%


Top 5 Money Matches (All Days):
>Day 9, Match 9 :: /wiggly/ vs /vsj+/ :: $1,398,600,000
>Day 4, Match 3 :: /hlgg/ vs /hfz/ :: $1,376,815,000
>Day 2, Match 2 :: /hfz/ vs /uuu/ :: $1,348,670,000
>Day 4, Match 5 :: /chama/ vs /mogu/ :: $1,304,893,333
>Day 5, Match 3 :: /warkop/ vs /vsj+/ :: $1,182,180,555


The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>45530410
>FUD accurately
What does that mean?

>>45531117
The easiest lie to believe is the truth.

suisex

>>45532069
breasts too big.

>>45533469
suisex

>>45540357
mating press

>>45540357
i want ratmilk i mean ratmilk i mean ratmilk i mean ratmilk i mean can i order some ratmilk oh sorry im stuttering can i have some ratmilk oh fuck i mean ratmilk

>>45542382
AI sugoi

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 31)
>Hololive :: $34,917.77
>Aki :: $18,852.68
>Ayamy :: $11,516.52

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 49)
>Sana :: -$31,428.81
>Fubuki :: -$17,972.78
>Calliope :: -$17,627.94

Overall Average Adjustment is -$626.68
Average Upward Adjustment is $4,937.28
Average Downward Adjustment is -$4,146.74

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and see you in a few hours.

>>45545569
>>Fubuki :: -$17,972.78

>>45241516
humu humu

>>45557764
Kill yourself mikofag

bump

>>45539165
quick nene save the thread, be racist
>>45558022
fuck off jew, but also fuck him for referencing d*scord

>>45562184

Whose discord was it?

>>45565903
Guess

>>45574004
why's she wasting good tea

>>45574004
shes pouring out the Ty*hoo so she can get some proper Tetleys in

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 62.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 280,394,666, a change of 0.44% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 3,504,933. There are 33 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 8 days.
>Civia currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 3 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 54):
>Astel :: +5.7%
>Miyabi :: +5.1%
>Aqua :: +4.9%
>Sana :: +4.3%
>Botan :: +3.5%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 26):
>Oga :: -11.1%
>Kaoru :: -5.6%
>Aruran :: -5.5%
>Nana :: -3.7%
>Syrios :: -3.6%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,312,449.50 liquid to start with. This is a change of 1.69% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $12,969,532,806,312.40, a change of 4.14% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $46,254.56. There are 22 coins with a value above this average.
>Hololive currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 3 days.
>Miyabi currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 5 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 50):
>Aki :: +52.6%
>Aruran :: +42.8%
>Ayamy :: +36.8%
>Roberu :: +29.3%
>Subaru :: +26.8%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 30):
>Sana :: -41.4%
>Calliope :: -28.5%
>Zeta :: -27.4%
>Fubuki :: -24.3%
>Kovalskia :: -21.7%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Overall Average movement was $71.13 per hour.
>Average Upwards movement was $120.27 per hour.
>Average Downwards movement was -$86.63 per hour.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Hololive :: -$383.10 Down :: -$3,958.66 from adj.
>Calliope :: $364.96 Up :: $3,771.22 from adj.
>Fubuki :: $355.11 Up :: $3,669.52 from adj.
>Botan :: $314.79 Up :: $3,252.80 from adj.
>Pekora :: $304.41 Up :: $3,145.61 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Baelz :: -$0.73 Down :: -$7.52 from adj.
>Izuru :: -$3.80 Down :: -$39.24 from adj.
>Pochimaru :: $7.04 Up :: $72.70 from adj.
>Nabi :: -$7.32 Down :: -$75.60 from adj.
>Vesper :: -$8.21 Down :: -$84.86 from adj.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprhensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed and shitpost responsibly.

bump

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