/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>45118323
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>45118323
Frames:
Live
>Axel - Apex w/ Selen & iPN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uli0DP4XvlQ

Upcoming
>Vesper - Zatsudan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-A7IQCeZQI
>Flayon - Queen Mary’s Script
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abQpeZzSCf0
>Hakka - DEVIL MAY CRY 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK4mDgQpH7g
>Cover Premiere: RAD DOGS (Sora, Iofi, Bae, Rio, Axel)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHOPAU78XLU

VB LOOOONGNECK AT 8 AM IN THE FUCKIN MORNIN

FUCK THEM DUDES ANIKI

Has their other been a Low tier god edit of one of the boys, I think there was a mag one during the early days of /mag/ but I can't find it

>>45118344
amen

>>45118434
This soundpost referencing him is the closest thing I've seen

>>45118070
Yeah. And now Imagine Axel using Magni's throat as he pleases, the choked gags and tears falling from the alchemist are akin to art. Magni's throat must have become so sensitive and soft over years of testing not-quite-right potions, he'd cum in his pants untouched.

how do i bag a selen gf

>>45118613
You might wanna aim a little lower, dude

>>45118434
Someone made an Axel one.

>>45117771
>"Female"
>""""Male""""""

im not even subbed to Axel but I got a gift membership. so as someone thats been surviving on gift menshis, the secret to getting them is to literally just watch streams kek

though ive been watching him since debut. you wont get them just watching one stream unless youre extremely lucky

>>45118530
i miss shinri...

>>45118638
selen gfs are in short supply..? no....

I just see rpr on the kill feed lol

>>45118902
His team is eating everyone

Axel trying to valk ult to rpr spot

christ rpr...

>>45118706
I heard engagement is a big factor affecting your chances to get gifted memberships. Liking videos, subscribing, writing comments and hours watched are supposedly increasing the probability of getting one.

This is tense

>Final ring
>Final squad
>"That's RPR, that's RPR!"
KINO

RPR DID IT

Rpr's team nuts with scuffed comms

>>45119076
ah makes sense then. I watch streams whenever i catch them and i leave likes on all their VODs even if im not subbed to 7 of the 8 boys so getting gift menshis is extremely easy for me

>23 kill
damn rpr teams massacring 1/3 of the lobby

Good afternoon /MANS/

Any news or anecdotes in this fair lands?

>>45119298
RPR fucked dudes, and Selen sat and watched

>Only 3 hours? Kuzuha goes for 8 hours
Rpr's calling them out kek

So what are Axel and Selen chances of winning it now? Are they now more prepared for the real thing?

>>45119365
Oh yeah? the dude that has his whole team in his own country can do 8 hours?
Rpr, come on

>>45118551
will subscribe to the idea of Magni's throat being additional erogenous zone. His mouth is honestly so erotic with the dark tongue and mole. Him coming untouched with Axel just playing with his mouth, fingers prodding under his tongue, behind his teeth... Making Magni a drooling mess who just wants to be filled in anyway...

I miss shinwi mama... Uweeee

>>45119405
They're still fucked.

>>45119405
Eh, hard to tell until they have a team+coach, but just look at how much Axel was lagging in some matches and that's all you need to know about their chances, people literally teleporting around the screen

I love this dude so much man. I'm tired, and have had a genuinely shit day, but Axel always makes me smile. Thank you.

cyut

>>45119405
Hard to say without knowing who the 3rd is, seeing the synergy and who they get as coach

>Aruran NARUHODO startled me

>>45119488
Aww

Let’s go he didn’t forget about his schedule

>redirected dragoons to aruran
kinda based...

Anyone knows this game Aruran is playing? It looks like the Mother series but I don't know if that's what they're leaning into.

>>45119298
The training stream for Axel was more of a hunting ground for RPR

>>45119405
bro, the third player is always the most important to predict the place of tourney

>>45119651
Meg's Monster
a bunch of holos have been playing it lately

>>45119489
Same, karaoke was also a blast. Love this nigga.

>>45119699
kek

>>45119405
Aim for pc if their ping is bad.
>>45119489
Reason magni loves him as an oshi

>>45119457
You understand me so much, I love you. All that, but with the addition of Axel wearing his body suit, the slight texture of the fabric would overwhelm Magni's brain. I want to see him cry while grinding his hips into the floor. Just begging mindlessly for anything else Axel would give him. But, ah, y'know it's much more fun seeing how desperate people can get sometimes.

>>45119489
I can't get over what a sweetheart Axel is, he has been especially cute lately!

>>45118530
kek

>>45119298
rpr be fuckin some dudes!!
manechan edited axels thumbnails before is karaoke
magni and bettel are horrible wives who cannot cook and made a god awful amongus pizza
altare did a cute surprise karaoke as well
shinri mama is still out of power
have a good day oji!!!

Bettel is EST right? He's lucky he's in PST right now and not suffering like Shinri and me

>>45119823
I know right? If he gets any cuter I'm gonna have to pour boiling milk over his head.

Why is rpr famous in JP

>>45120051
They love apex. The pros get treated like celebrities there

>>45120051
Pegor qrt'ed his pekora cosplay once and he'a a close friend of tower too so

>>45120051
apex and tower

>>45120051
>Cosplayer Oniisan?
Kek.

>>45120051
Scarz is a JP org and Apex is still huge there, plus rpr has collabed with a lot of big JP names

>>45119715
>Meg’s Monster is a short, story-driven JRPG with a big twist. Players control Roy, who begins the game with 99,999 HP and is virtually untouchable—but the real concern is keeping Meg safe, because if she starts crying, it’s game over for everyone. Players will have to master the unique mechanics and mini-games baked into each battle, all while protecting Meg and using her favorite toys to keep her pacified.

This looks pretty kino. I like the trope of some big monster protecting a little kid in an adventure game. And it's just $15 too.

>>45119785
the edging comment has ruined my brain so bad dude, I need Axel teasing Magni to the brink but not hitting the right spots or stopping when he can feel Magni is getting too close, overwhelming him completely. And when Axel has had his fun with playing he just has to thrust once and Magni would blackout from the sheer force of edging for so long... And after that Axel would use his barely conscious body as a oneahole for his own pleasure while Magni keeps whimpering, oversensitive and coming multiple times to the point of having dry orgasms

flayon x machina LOVE

>>45120274
sounds like a good game for shinri. though it looks like they don't have EN perms for it yet.

>>45120412
This artist is solo carrying Flayon

>>45120492
Damn, that's a shame. I'd love to see some of the EN holos play it.

>>45120551
I think Flayon and Shinri could play it. If it becomes a hit I could see Ame too

>>45120530
her lore art, animations and assets are amazing. hope she can finish the marchen animation she was working on

ngl i wanna see bettel playing minecraft more. did he said about it? i wonder he doesn't like playing minecraft

>>45120702
He's really bad at it, so he doesn't realize it can be a good zatsudan game

>>45120492
dev is japanese indie and pretty streamer friendly, so getting perm looks easy if the boys want

>>45120370
Yes! Yes! Yes! Use him until he's spent and then use him some more! Squirt or piss, whatever, I just need to see that haughty alchemist put in his place and reduced to a whimpering mess. He should wake up a bit though, still try to fight back and gain some of the lost control over his body back; scratch a good few clawmarks into Axel's back in the process. And in return he gets a nice scattering of bloody teeth scars across his body- one at his adam's apple is beautiful. Afterwards Axel can gather his shivering, weak, body in his arms and just sit there curled around the man, like he's protecting him from the world. Have some nice fun cuddling the normally evasive guy.

hey guys ummmmm. i miss vesper.

Since when is Altare a menhera???

>>45121027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-A7IQCeZQI
Noir~on

Make sure to do your playlist reps, and leave a like on the boys streams!!! lets work together to help the boys! *chu*

>>45120908
man i think all of minecraft is the best zatsu stream ;-; he could learn or collab with minecraft expert members?

I went to watch the old Apex vods. I forgot Axel used to say Vespie and Dezzy...

>>45121114
i'll take nowa oji and maguni over that any day but cuteeee

>>45121056
watch his streams

>>45121114
vespie and dezzy are such ugly nicknames though

>>45121114
>Vespie
Axel's a tourist...

>>45119949
Huh where are you? Shinri is PST.

I LOVE MAGNI
I LOVE MENTALLY ILL NEEDY MEN

>>45121234
He tried to blend in by calling them Magni and Nowa...

>>45121234
Didn't he also used to call Nowa Nowa? Although It was probably from some 5chan surfing, I really doubt he would browse /here/

>>45121191
Vester chads rise up

>>45121317
>I really doubt he would browse /here/
Anon...

>>45121317
tbf Noir in japanese is spelt like Nowa so it could just be Axel's ESL

>>45121317
anon…

>>45120702
iirc he prefers falls guys for zatsu game because minecraft requires too much brainpower for him

>>45121317
Newchama...

vesmachi love!

>>45121000
I love the idea of Axel fucking Magni real good, going a little overboard to exhaust him fully so that he can get some proper sleep. The sex really good too, and Axel gets sometimes too into it because fucking Magni is honestly out of this world, but the true goal behind it is just to help Magni have a good rest without letting him even know because he gets so tsundere about it

I thought this was Hakka when the artist sang kek. Good recommendation though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN8AHSlXmeg

vesmachi indifference

Is Kuzuha the only person who does the point scamming thing in this tournament? I'm confusing because this thread seem to always directed at him and Hal, but the VSPO thread pointed out that there are a lot participants who are point scammers.

no leader today :(

>>45121617
He's just the target of the point scamming hate, because he did it and got first last time

>>45121617
There are more, Kuzuha is just the most well known.

we hate regis altare

>>45120051
kek

I'm FPS illiterate, what is point scamming and how does it impact tourneys?

we love regis altare

>>45121445
vesmachi lo~ve !!!

>>45121457
Somehow that sounds like something he would do. Even just straight up says 'I'm gonna fuck your ass until you pass out Maguni.' Cause it would make him tighten up, and it does. Axel's favourite part is actually the aftercare/cuddling per his own admission, so he totally would just know Magni up, and then lay down to sleep holding him close.

>>45121776
In this tournament, players are allowed a certain amount of points per team (18-21 I think) and players highest rank in apex determines their point value. In Apex, ranking up is a matter of skill, but also of grinding tons of ranked matches to rank up. So you can be a golden god at the game who never plays ranked, and only be worth a few points.

the fujo talk carries these threads through dead hours

I've tried archiving Tempus unarchived streams a few times now but the end is always scuffed or half the visuals freeze, anyone know what I'm doing wrong? Using ytarchive.

kek mamomi found out about Shinris nsfw tag
https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1636035809882296320?s=46&t=ELUCstEOk1NGjSYruI-3rg

>>45121991
>irrelevant off topic spam is actually good!!!
delusional

>>45122030
>off topic
cope

>>45122018
She'll be even more powerful... I kneel...

>>45122018
ToT

>>45121617
A lot are point scamming, "point scamming", or just gud but never plays.

>>45121776
You get points based on your rank in the game and there is a point limit in vsaikyo. The point (heh) of the point limit is to make sure that the teams are not too overpowered. Vsai only allows your team if your points are less than 21 in total. But if you pretend to be weaker than you actually are and get lesser points for that, you are scamming. For example, a team can't be 3 masters (high rank), because that's more than 21 points total. But if one of the players has the skills of a master, but never really plays ranked, so they are worth fewer points and can be in a team with the other two masters.

>>45121776
Tournament organizers gives points to participants according to their ranks, so better players get lower points by not daring to play ranked. Anyway, Axel would never have been invited without being master, it is an inevitable handicap.

>>45121981
it sounds like they should have worked on the point system more

we fuck regis altare
i miss him

>>45121981
So it's not necessarily a scam? They just never play ranked so there's no benchmark for their skill to go off?

>>45121848
The affection and softness really tugs at my heartstrings, Axel's saviour complex and Magni just being a mess of a human. I love these boys so much... I'm gonna go and read the campfire fic again, I think it was the what really hooked me to this ship.

>>45122018
her art is so good and she has such a cute name too. I want to be a cute yume too, I'm boring, what do.

>>45122018
holy bless mamomi

>>45122322
Yep, "point scam" is just a term which everyone can use to insult the team they unlike

altare got a new gf now that's why he'll be streaming a lot less. sucks to be an altventurer I guess

>>45122421
do your art reps and love your oshi boldly and proudly!!!

dunno if this was posted here already but i've been drooling after hag cunny vesper all night
https://twitter.com/holyfuror/status/1635518892742430720

waking up to fresh dingodragon content.......... knowing much more is coming....... it's a good day, bros.....

>>45122499
Ah so tinder gold finally paid off

>>45122499
but he was single last night?

>>45122386
CAMPFIRE FIC SO GOOD. I LOVE CAMPFIRE FIC. They're made for eachother,,,Peanut butter and Jelly,,,

>>45122562
People can lie, you know

>>45122499
yeah, me

>>45122609
:(

>>45122609
>believing ______'s words

>>45122520
aaaa so cute !!!

>>45122529
I'm looking towards the day we get two hags together drinking the two sides of the aristocratic coin. One drinking tea and the other drinking wine

>>45122520
also me on the left
t. femvestie

>>45122594
Made for each other...

riptare thoughts

Why is it takING SO LONG TO ANNOUNCE THE 3RD MEMBER?!

>>45122850
It's probably going to be announced when the coaches are announced

>>45122018
Oh shit, now she's unleashed

>>45122520
>only draws women as petite lolis and men as old bara hags
too based for this general

>>45122499
Will pussy really fix him though

>>45122909
they're just like me

>>45122881
When are the coaches going to be announced?

Axel saying pardon is one of my favorite things

I MISS MAMA SO MUCH I MISS HIM I MISS HIM

>>45122850
>yo shibuhal, look at this cute girl
>too many points
>fuck.. sorry for making you wear a dress maguni

>>45119076
lol Nope. I literally found out yesterday that you have to turn on option to get gifted. Currently sitting on seven gifted memberships just because I was shitposting.

>>45123022
>you miss mama
>I miss mama
>we are

>>45122018
I hope she doesn't get her account shadowbanned, isn't that something that can happen with nsfw posts?

>>45123155
wee… we r…..

>>45123259
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>45123162
i didn't believe shadowbanning was real until it happened to me, so yes it's possible kek, but for an artist already known by the boys she shouldn't have a problem.

>>45122499
Can't wait for him to eat her.

>>45122947
nta, i think its up to the teams when they gonna announce their coach like Towa team already announced their coach while Rpr team will announce Rpr as their coach in 22 next week

>>45123361
Man, having free access to CR members as coaches is cheating. Management hate that they didn't hit anyone from the jp list Axel made

Is there where Axel's calling Magni Maguni started? 38:10 if fucked. Also kek at Magni saying he loves Fusey because it reminds him of Axel
https://www.youtube.com/live/Z1Qc8QMO_pQ?feature=share&t=2288

GRAMPS ON THE TELLY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-A7IQCeZQI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-A7IQCeZQI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-A7IQCeZQI

nowa is starting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-A7IQCeZQI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-A7IQCeZQI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-A7IQCeZQI

>>45123537
Shit that's my fist time messing up a spoiler, guess I am officially a /mans/ regular now

>>45122499
yeah, me.

>>45122499
okay flayon

Can’t remember the last time I’ve been awake for a Nowa zatsu I’ve missed these

>>45123562
Curses, i forgot that vesper streams one hour earlier

>>45122942
It won't but being a father will

>>45123537
>the worms stream
kek

>>45123856
>altare
>a father
that kid is going to die

DST hate

DST love

>>45123970
>>45123985
Are you bipolar?

>>45123593
Guess we have the thumbnail for the interview this week

>>45121993
Hard to say. I use the "--write-thumbnail", "--write-description", and "best" options with a standard ffmpeg build and haven't run into issues myself, but some other anons have also had trouble with it somehow.

>>45124027
yep the same exact artist. im interested to see how the Shinri one will look

Perms...

>>45124022
just like their oshi..

>DWARVES Fortress MENTION FOR NEXT WEEK
LET'S GOOOO

>>45124100
no xcmon perms still?
NI-

>>45123919
That made me laugh out loud when it came up

>>45124139
He’s been talking about play Dorf Fort since like debut month. Is it real? I just got home.

>>45124237
It is now.

>>45124139
Big if real

>what type of dog?
>"a mutt"
HES GOING TO PICK ME UP FROM THE SHELTERS SEE YOU VIRGINS LATER

>>45124139
holy fuck FINALLY
I declare /MANS/ fully healed.

>>45124265
Americans win again baby

>>45124265
Hoping he doesn't stab you with his spear if you both end up disliking one another

>I am Kevin Hart
he's black.... I knew it

>>45124340
hnnngggg getting stabbed to death by vesper

>>45124299
And i declare you
>Blocked

KEK cosplaying at a tea expo

>world tea conference + expo
im this much closer to doxxing Vesper...

KING OF DRAGON FIRE PASS mention! Oh shit! I love the Vesties.

KEK cute impression

Another magni mention ....

>but whatever
they broke up...

>got so excited mentioning Magni he dropped tea on his keyboard

>>45124606
THE BROS

>creating a waffle story for the chatter that won a meet and greet
cute...

Can't stand that attention whore and his fake grandma

>>45124681
hes too moe... cute old man...

i want to believe this person with the grandmother thats into Tempus is real because I dont understand the dedication to this bit

That’s some expensive ass tea

>>45124757
>ass tea

>birthday begger sc

When's the boston expo?

Vesper likes cute boys doing sports anime, based

>Aniki screaming ROLLING THUNDER
I need this.

>Nishinoya
based. i love this cute twink. ToT

>>45124961
wonder if hes watched free. bet his favorite character would be Nagisa

>>45124976
The Monster Hunter streams were basically that

>>45124889
April 7-9

>>45124976
that was monhun

>>45124991
I wonder if he would consider free as a sports anime, I've seen people argue about that

VESPER MY CAT JUST DIED LETS GOOOO

YOUUUUUUUUU

>>45124996
>>45125023
I will now watch it just for that. I find monhun streams really boring

>>45125118
Is offtopic but that superchat was mythic.

In see Vesper's point. Especially with fujo art...

>>45125098
swimming is a sport. if yuri on ice is considered a sports anime then free is too

>Art can change people's minds about things
onionsjack14.jpg

>>45125160
such power...

yume please

>>45125098
i mean they were doing swimming competitions and shit esp in the later stuff iirc so i don't see why it wouldn't count as a sports anime

>>45125172
The thing is yuri on ice is not really considered a sports anime from what I've seen

>Vesties are mostly in their 30s

>>45125345
Holy cringe

>golf simulator
VESPER IS NOT BLACK

>>45125490
To close to my 40...

>can't roll his Rs
vesper your lisp...

>HE HATES [inser]
I hate vesties so fucking much

>>45125620
What is your oshi?

>>45125490
>>45125550
HAGS LMAO XDDDD LOL ROLF

>>45125620
let us have our thing

>>45125490
Can confirm.

>>45125669
no one in particular
>>45125681
it's not even original, you stole it from the other annoying fanbase

>>45125676
I'm a man, not a witch in the woods!

https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1636035809882296320
If Shinri retweets this I will kneel

>>45125828
Management would never allow it and you know it.

timestamping vestie here. im sorry im a female so i know nothing about PC building, I just like stamping cute moments or moments when he talks about his passions like biking/tea/books

>>45125828
No chikubi, no party

>all those femvesties winning M&G's and saying they will cry in front of him
kowai...

>>45125676
You forgot your pic brat.

How many people won for each M&G? Was it five people each or am I retarded and remembering wrong

>>45125828
That would warrant him a suspension, from the way everyone talks about it

>>45125676
>Hags
Sorry but no.

>Myth mention
AAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

>>45126042
>average /mans/ poster

Would you kiss the cute Hololive pilot if you had the chance?

>>45125828
that tag is a secret

>I wont say it
usually code for he will say it

>>45126071
Ew

>>45126098
Just said

>>45126071
Chu Chu CHUUUU~~~~

>>45126071
In a yurofag way

>Taiwan
NO VESPER DONT SAY THAT AIEEEE

He shouldnt have said.

vesper prison rape ASMR

>>45126154
Funny since china has been begging HoloPro to come back

He should play A Way Out with Kronii :)

>>45126213
Is this new? I haven't seen anything like this except they do have a special coded term for wanting it back referring to apricots or something, anyone who says it gets dumped on though

It's over...
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1636065445089533952

>he eats a lot of fruit
his cum must taste amazing

He eats a lot fruit eh?

>>45126311
man can't take a break

>>45126311
mama… i’m so sorry…

>Japan doctor check up mindbroke Vesper
He got raped by the doctor.

>>45126311
Lol cucked by the solar meme

>>45126311
Shinri...

>>45126311
SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE MAMA

>>45126311
Shinri.. no...

>no cap
Vesper please dont use lingo you dont understand.. it feels like im watching my painfully white friends dad

>your oshi
>your favorite fruit

This is the first zatsu the showboys gonna miss.

>>45126448
he will never be hip like magni(broken hip)

>>45126512
bettel
kiwi

>>45126154
Mori just talked about her trip to Taiwan, it's fine to say it.

>>45126311
Is leaders bad luck spreading to him? Bad luck arc?

>>45126512
Altare
Grapes

I need Nowa’s cum even more now

>>45126512
-Ina and Vesper
-Strawberry

>>45126512
>Vesper and Sanners..
>peach

>>45126512
>altare
>cherries

>>45126512
>Shinri
>mango, preferably the green ones

>>45126512
>Altare
>Mango (he doesn't like mangos)

>>45126512
>bettel
>tomatoes

>>45126512
Axel
Pears

>>45126512
Vesper
Bananas

>>45126512
>Ina and Nowa
>Banana :)

>>45126573
god can you imagine the taste ToT need to swallow it all uohhh

>>45126570
It seems like a joke, but everytime Altare seems to be doing ok/fine, other member of Tempus suffers. The balance is broken

>>45126512
>leader
>blueberries

MAGNOIR LOVE

>>45126512
>Magni
>Blueberries

>>45126647
>Same oshis
We are...?

>please tell Magni i love all his loopstation streams
Vesper dont be a pussy just tell him to his face

>>45126591
>Spoiler

>>45126512
Kaichou/Magni
Green grapes

>>45126512
Vesper
Apple

>>45126512
>Altare
>watermelon

>>45126689
NTA but theres a lot of overlap between Takos and Vesties, is there any explanation for this?

>>45126689
D-do we kiss now?

>>45126705
He is a tsundere, plz understand

>>45126760
nothing. you can like multiple vtubers. simple as.

>>45126512
Magni
Banan

>>45126512
>Altare
>I hate fruit

>>45126512
>shinri
>apples even though my throat starts to close if I eat too many they just taste so good

>>45126760
both of them are extremely erotic

>I love Dez
POSTING HERE FOR TIMESTAMP

>>45126826
yeah im aware its just funny seeing how most people that watch Vesper that are also girl fans either watch Ina or Kiara a lot and Kronii but thats to be expected

>>45126512
>altare/ame
>pineapple

>MCU reference
It's over for Nowa...

>>45126835
Shien
Banana

MENTION

>Shinri have rizz
is Shinri gonna groom Vesper live on stream during their interview

ALTARE HAS HIGH RIZZ POTENTIAL

VESPERS SO CUTE HES USING SLANG IN THE WAY OLD BOOMERS US IT KYUTE KYUTE I WANNA TAKE HIM HOME OLD MEN ARE THE CUTEST

>>45126760
They're both old

>Altare has rizz potential
ah no wonder Vesper never noticed Altare's flirting with him. he's telling that boy to try harder

>>45126911
vesper was the only one that leeched successfully

>>45126997
I want to marry him……

>>45126997
No we aren't

>>45126977
god i hope so

i just had to look up what rizz means

>>45126760
If i had to explain, chill with a huge undertone of unhinged.

>>45126512
why are you fags surveyposting during streams

>>45127029
cute tsun ojisan

>>45126980
His appeal is acting like an embarrassed 12 year old about romantic stuff and then hit you with the rizz when you least expect it, I can see it

>>45126512
machiroon
white grapes and sweet strawberries! i hate citruses

>Shinri is an older version of Altare with better rizz
>Shinri will sweep Vesper off his feet during the interview and Vesper will slowly become obsessed with him
screenshot this

>>45125620
HE HATES IGN

>>45127197
HAG SEX LIVE ON THE TELLY SOON

>>45126512
Flayon
Raspberries!

>>45126512
>nowa
>bananas

This fat ojisan... ToT

>>45126512
Magni
Honeydew/Cantaloupe

I think my idea of a banger idea for a stream and Vesper's are wildly different.

ToT I want to feed Vesper 50 double down burgers and watch his tummy expand!!

>>45127278
grabbing vespers love handles...

>>45127308
whats your banger idea

I don't like this modern and strange words like rizz.

>>45127347
Just fucking play minecraft and interact with other holostars. It's not exciting, but I want to see it.

When is Vesper going to do another meme review or memes explained because that KINO stream was the only time he put preperations and effort in. Do you think he’ll review memes on reddit?

>Crazy old man
We already know that Nowa...

>vesper coming up with another fake story
why is he like this

aint it past midnight doxxsister? should probably get that beauty rest you desperately need

>>45127398
That sounds kinda gay desu I'd rather watch him OD on chicken sandwiches

>Altare as Charlie
cute excitable kid... T-T

>>45127365
We had our buzzword too fellow oji, let the kids have their fun.

>>45127398
that's a regular good stream idea but it's not a banger idea

>oompa loompa black cherry

>>45127539
why is the old man using it tho…

>>45126512
>Shinri
>melon

>>45127398
you sisters are so lame lmao

>>45127583
because he's constantly around zoomers?

i hate the word bit

>>45127398
No no - let him eat the sandwiches

>>45127637
Shut up BITch

>>45127583
When you’re around zoomers all the time it rubs off

>>45127637
i hate the word dumpy more

Dick hanging out there..

does membership give the boys more of a cut than SC's? whenever they get menshi gift dumps they sound way for happy

>>45127464
WHEN IS KOBOB GOING TO COLLAB WITH GRANPIRE AGAIN?? I MISS THEIR FAMILY DYNAMIC

>altare menhera spiraling and constantly referencing how bad he wants to kill himself
>rest of tempus happy, flourishing, getting things done
>altare happy and taking care of himself
>rest of tempus spiraling, falling apart, begin going menhera again
what is this and how do we stop it

>>45127602
Vesper in Tempus

>>45127722
Same cut, but Menshi's have a chance of being renewed, I.E. passive income

>>45127746
Altare is an incubus

>>45127746
Simple, we need to kill Altare

>>45126512
Magni/Vesper/Bettel
Mandarin Oranges (Strawberries, Grapes, and Mangos are also cool)

>>45127733
but i like Vesper being the grandpa that she sees every once in a blue moon. him calling her princess was so cute ;-; wonder if he sees her like a daughter

>>45127746
we need to get them all back into his basement

yab

vespers TOO CUTE TODAY AIEIEISHAAAAAA IM NOT GONNA MAKE IT

>>45127733
>>45118344

>>45127840
What'd he say I zoned out for like 5 minutes

hes so cute i want to rape him

>>45127857
same ToT

>>45127857
He’s been so happy lately…it makes me happy too…

>>45127862
Throw brick

>>45127862
hes gonna rape the vesties asses after he gets bricked up

i missed whatever he said before he started laughing...

he should collab with altare (a rock or something) to sell their brick

>>45127827
IKR YOU SHOULD ASK VESPER WHEN HE’S GOING TO COLLAB WITH THE KOBO AGAIN, HE ALWAYS SOUNDS SO HAPPY WHEN COLLABING WITH THEM

>>45127746
Altare might be happier but he's still in his menhera phase rn

>>45128007
not really he seems fine

>>45127971
dwayne-chan and vesper's brick...

Why is vesper talking about selling cocaine

I'll ask Vesper at the meet and greet if he wants to go out for drinks with me and the boys in Boston

>>45127993
Imagine kobo meeting vesper off collab. Grandpa, why you so black?

>>45128007
they don't watch him kek

>>45128058
wait hes talking about cocaine AGAIN?
it seems like almost every zatsu he mentions coke now...

>>45127827
That one totsu call in, actually did sound like a grampa talking to his granddaugther.

>>45128007
huh? he’s always borderline but he hasn’t talked about throwing himself in front of trains in a bit

>Nowa talking about brick
>I recorded an album about a brick

grandpa forgot he's a vtuber again

>>45128060
Do they actually physically come to the conventions. I’ve been curious about this

i dont get vesper's humor

??

>>45128150
He's a Bituber

>>45128130
He hasn't been live that much either so there hasn't been as many chances

>>45128198
Hololive does not do that no
only the neighbors ever physically brought girls and sat them behind like a curtain
the holos can only go to conventions unannounced privately or as their alter egos and have nothing to do with hololive

>>45128198
Bae went to AX but I don't think she was in anything there, logistically it would be extremely difficult to get all of them there.

>>45128209
he appeals to a very specific millenial schizo niche

>>45128198
No. Depending on them

i got up to take a piss im very confused on this brick talk

>>45128209
To be fair to have to a schizoid personality and an absurdist sense of humor to understand Vesper Noir

This man is becoming insane

>>45128249
mate your posting something she said on stream

>>45128198
Watame was at AFA singapore for her concert. But i dont think they do it for meet and greets.

>>45128334
If only you know about his rm

>>45128388
fuck off retard

>>45128334
>becoming

>>45128388
Explain in non-bannable terms, have only seen some stuff that’s moderately insane

>>45128334
>becoming
have you not seen the 6 hour zatsu he did where he spent a majority of it getting lost in his own head creating and falling in love with his OC toots?

>>45128388
go back

>10 minutes until the fools go live
>No waiting room
It's over.

>>45128198
Usually, no. But there have been exceptions. There are stories about a few KFP going to a certain park on Sunday during Dokomi...

>>45128459
The alcohol didn't kill them, but the raw pizza did...

>collab idea with maguni
Tempus is healing...