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44988856 No.44988856 [Reply] [Original]

Why cant she just press the go live button….

>> No.44988875

>ANOTHER gura seethe thread

>> No.44989123

Too short to reach mouse and keyboard.

>> No.44989253

>>44988856
Laptop hort

>> No.44989541
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>>44988856
You obviously have no idea what she has to go through. So i'm guessing you're an actual retard
>She has such a strong case of anxiety that she forgets to eat and relies on mcdonalds
>She's even scared of using a vending machine, has to build up the courage to step up to one
>She's given such a high workload by management and has so many things going on that she needs to set time aside just to recuperate
>She has body that's so frail and weak she is forced by her mother to wear a helmet

Now tell me why would anyone stream regularly with all that going on? Wait until she gets home, because she already hinted that things will pick up once the japan arc is over.

>> No.44989664

Nijisanji deflection thread.

Current yabs:
>AnyColor tried to take down dramatubers with illegitimate copyright strikes because of all the negative PR they've been getting, which not only gets even the normie internet to shit on Nijisanji, they also fucking FAIL to take down the videos
https://files.catbox.moe/0afgck.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WZ3bSrdPKo
https://www.reddit.com/r/VirtualYoutubers/comments/1195d16/nijisanji_is_not_really_going_to_terminate_things/

>Hex Haywire is a creepy groomer fuck who heavily copied Vox+Corpse Husband's parasocialbait shtick, larps as a THERAPIST to his (mostly underage) fans, encourages them to "traumadamp" him on streamlabs (pay up), likes selfies of his (mostly underage) on twitter, which are untagged meaning he stalks their accounts, and is completely unapologetic about all of it. Even the sisters are creeped out by him and made a google doc to document his actions
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Xsy85Cs38PTcDfPH19tw1hUg0VKCdkpL3icxmkjG0es
https://files.catbox.moe/2vcyoj.png
https://i.imgur.com/5TLCtSe.png

>all of Ethyria starts OPENLY talking about politics more and more, freely chatting about free healthcare, green energy, immigration, "down with capitalism", you name it
>>/vt/thread/S44748954#p44759533
>>/vt/thread/S44748954#p44760348
>>/vt/thread/S44600075#p44604622

>Zaion getting unperson'd to the point her name even got removed from the titles of the duet cover she did with Maria and the thumbnail darkened to hide her (+ comments turned off to hide complaints)
https://files.catbox.moe/rrik5y.jpg

>In the termination announcement for Zaion, AnyColor reveals that she has been suspended since JANUARY, which was prior to her official suspension and actually when she allegedly took a "break", confirming the long-standing rumor that Nijisanji has shadow suspensions disguised as breaks
https://files.catbox.moe/u1t1ni.png

>> No.44989745

>>44989541
>She's given such a high workload by management and has so many things going on that she needs to set time aside just to recuperate
I will never understand why cover thinks it's a good idea to shoulder their streamers with a mountain of paperwork and busywork instead of having management handle that and allowing them to focus on streaming.

>> No.44989951

>>44989541
>he actually believes all of that
Embarrassing. Honestly, you're beyond help.

>> No.44989971

>>44988856
Gura isn't a streamer anymore. She's just a mascot for Hololive now, only going live to pump up the merch sales. I don't blame her she likely quadruples Kiara's superchat income with merch alone.

>> No.44990047

>>44988856
Being raped at Mori’s party has completely broken her mind, and she can’t go an hour without a cock.

>> No.44990087

>>44988856
>"I'm back!"
So THAT was a lie. I don't even really care about gura, I just feel bad for chumbuds at this point

>> No.44990185

>>44989745
Others somehow can handle, but not gura

>> No.44990187

>>44989541
The McDonald's and vending machine statements were specific to her time in Japan.
These are people that eat uncooked food and sell everything from eggs to panties in vending machines, so I don't blame her.

>> No.44990239

>>44989951
What reason is there to not believe her?

>> No.44990385

you'd complain that her setup is shit.

>> No.44990400

>>44990087
>I have so many streams planned this week
>1 month ago

>> No.44990430

>>44990185
My point isn't about whether or not gura can handle it.
My point is that none of them should have to waste time with it.

>> No.44990490
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44990490

where's my shibuya station ad?

>> No.44990774

Gura has to push through alot more than you think. It's like a firefighter on 9/11, although that's not doing justice to gura. Also get the fuck off my board Nijinigger reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.44990829

>>44988856
Yeah, you keep pressuring her. That always works.

>> No.44991213

>>44988856
Nijinigger deflection thread

>> No.44994196

Chumniggers going full Stockholm syndrome

>> No.44996184

>>44990829
Lmao not like not pressuring her is gonna bring her back

>> No.44997782

>>44990774
Kek sure

>> No.44999614

I don't understand why chumbuds don't just leave her at this point its clear gura abandoned them so its only right they abandon her aswell.

>> No.44999910

>>44999614
Nijiseethe

>> No.45000006

>>44988856
Nijisanji broke into her house and stole her "start streaming" button

>> No.45000210

>>44999614
>I don't understand why chumbuds don't just leave her at this point
They have, Anon. But since her viewership still dwarfs the other ENs so it's barely recognizable.

>> No.45000352

>>45000210
Her viewership over the past week and change is 0.

>> No.45001488

>>44989951
Being a vtuber really is the free-est pass there has ever been to lie out your ass about yourself.

>> No.45001737

>>44988856
There's no new merch to shill bro. Why are you even asking.

>> No.45002137

>>44989541
Honest question, do you think that her being one of the biggest vtubers in the world has fed into this anxiety

>> No.45002296

>>45000352
Kek
But in all seriousness she has lost some viewers. Her 3d debut was a good example of this

>> No.45002510 [DELETED] 

>>44990239
Because she's a known liar and has been caught lying in the past. The most famous one was she canceled a stream back in Febraury 2021 saying she wasn't feeling good. It turns out she was playing Valheim with her Swedish boyfriend

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>>44989664
All of Niji EN past Obsydia is garbage to me. If Niji EN was JUST Lazu and Obsydia, things would be way different for that company.

>> No.45004008

>>45002510
this

>> No.45004182

>>45002510
I would say this has been memoryholed. But there's just that many newfags on this board that they probably don't even know this happened.

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>>45002510
Ike is her boyfriend?

>> No.45004244

>>45002137
Nta, but I think yes. If I wanted to get more speculative, one of the reasons Gura’s not streaming is that she has massive imposter syndrome.
The worst part is that it’s based in truth. She’s absolutely an imposter, she knows it, and it’s not even her fault. Gura probably wanted to be a vtuber and a virtual idol, not become the EN version of Sora, a role she is absolutely not cut out to fill.

>> No.45004342

>>44990047
yeah, mine

>> No.45004378

>>45002510
>Repeat a blatant lie so many times that you begin to believe your own bullshit
Never happened and kys

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>>44990385
>you'd complain that her setup is shit.
faggot I don't give a fuck if she were to use a fucking Hypercam and some sticks, I just wanna see her stream period

>> No.45004890

>>44989541
Sounds like she needs to be locked away in some kind of hospital.

>> No.45006208

>>45004378
Chumbie….you have to accept the truth.

>> No.45008179

>>45004240
Kek

>> No.45010780

>>45004008
>'i'm gonna stay up and wait for gura to stream tomorrow'Fuck off, you're not special

>> No.45010924

>>45004342
>'i'm gonna stay up and wait for gura to stream tomorrow'Fuck off, you're not special
I'm not the one who's going to be left in a fucking permanent state of blue balls if I miss a single stream

>> No.45010931

you guys are fucking retarded, just because you have an 8-hour gaming session with the bros doesn't mean you are fucking them
do you guys not have male friends?

>> No.45011392

>>44988856
ok, i'm gonna give you options.
>make your statement and unsub her
>off yourself and end your misery

>> No.45011479

>>45010931
They don't have friends, period.

>> No.45011968

>socially awkward girl that barely leaves the house
>in foreign country
>training or recording several hours a day most of the week
>spending time messing around in Japan with genmates
>laptop fan screams in horror when she does a zatsu
>you expect her to stream videogames
Bud we'll be lucky if she doesn't take another month off just to decompress after going home. The girl's practically a fucking hermit and she's been living in an asian city and busting her ass working for weeks.

>> No.45013229

don't care

will fully support her during HoloFes
will happily live my life while patiently waiting for her return
will buy her merch
will shower her with love and affection because she 100% deserves it
will never unmember her
will expose contrarian niggers who never watch their 3view sluts
will shit on any EN cunts if they deserve the hate
will expose whore Vtubers to show the world that streaming a lot has nothing to do with not being a whore

>> No.45013594

>>45010931
>do you guys not have male friends?
Kronii, not now

>> No.45016643

>>45013229
so this is how the brain of a chumwhore works.

>> No.45016654

>>45013229
Mental illness.
Your shark whore was a twitch whore who clung to twitch males

>> No.45016716

>>44988856
Lazy and would rather shill merch and rake in passive money

>> No.45020744

>>45013229
Lol cuck

>> No.45021146

>>45013229
Based chumgod

>> No.45026664

>>45013229
lmao loser

>> No.45026770

>>44988856
why would she when you and every other chumcuck will give her money regardless? obviously she'll choose the path of least resistance, anything else would be dumb

>> No.45030259

>>45026770
It just shows she really doesn’t have any love for her fans.

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45031124

Kronii doesn't stream either. why don't you make a thread shitting on her, why do you keep doing this to Gura?

>> No.45031544

>>44988856
Terminal lazyness, please understand

>> No.45031633

>>44989541
>He still believes all this
This is just pathetic

>> No.45031709

cause she doesn't have any merch to advertise right now
she'll be back when there's new gura-exclusive stuff to sell

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>>45013229

>> No.45034126

>>45031124

I really hope God is good enough to have one Insider just leak all the closeted info in the coming months so these bimbos (and cuck-toys) never live it down

>> No.45034422

>>44988856
She can't find the Live button cuz it was written in japanese

>> No.45034500

>>44988856
>Brand Deals
>Hologra Episode recording
>Merch marketing
>well deserved vacation in JP
>Recording more 3d concert stuff.

She has shit to do, maybe find yourself something to do as well.

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>>45013229
based

>> No.45034794

>>44990490
pomu poster and selen poster are my favorite people on this board
always makes my day a little bit happier when i see one of them

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>>45001737
>>45031709
She still hasn't shilled this yet. Already topped the charts. So can expect another stream.

As for you retards, this was released in 2016.

>> No.45034945

>>44988856
wasn't she gonna stream more from now on? what happened chumcunts?

>> No.45036591

>>44988856
she doesn't want to

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