/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>he unironically doesn't know
Newfag.

cum eater

>>44977027

Period pain is common and a normal part of your menstrual cycle. Most women get it at some point in their lives. It's usually felt as painful muscle cramps in the tummy, which can spread to the back and thighs. The pain sometimes comes in intense spasms, while at other times it may be dull but more constant.

People this new should really be banned

>>44977027
she's on her period

>>44977177
>>44977261
Ame preggo?!!!

>>44977027
I rearrange her insides, sorry man

>>44977027
It's her period cramps anon

>>44977308
If her tummy problems miraculously go away then yes

She went to Taiwan with Mori.

Sorry, I'm new to Hololive, I didn't know girls get periods

>>44977027
>consistently confirms that she eats the most out of everyone in Myth (even beating out Mori, who is known to be...well...y'know)
>has been going full ham on the bread in Japan in spite of unchecked allergies and intolerances
>swallows loads of air whenever she eats, drinks, or talks
Gee, I wonder why?

>>44977027
Full of homobabies

HOW MANY BREADS HAS SHE EATEN

>>44977027
All her yes men fans know it's a code word for being too lazy to stream but they don't care.

>>44977027
Period issues. Or she's planning on getting fucked today, either way her vagina is the issue today.

>>44978549
>y'know
I know. But I want to hear (you) say it.
say. it.

she vored some1

>>44977027
cancer

>>44978850
Breast cancer. I am the tumor btw.

>>44977027
Ligma

>>44978888
Breast cancer wouldn't make her tummy hurt

>>44978850
Ame gonna start cooking meth?

>>44977027
Some women get a bad stomach if they eat cum on an empty stomach

She got vaxxed.

Gura punched her in the gut bag.

>>44978804
Okay, but only because you asked nicely.
SHE FAT

>>44979049

>>44979117
Untrue, cum is the best medicine for women

>>44978549
>swallows loads of air
is this really an issue? t. mouthbreather

>>44979221
true

>>44979256
It's this condition called aerophagia. Not everyone who mouth-breathes does it. S'what causes her hiccups, actually.

>>44979192
Good anon. Goooood.
Let the cholesterol flow through you.

>>44978979
The exact moment Ame became Watsonberg...

>>44978969
Well i managed to do it somehow. Problem?

Vesper... you didn't...

>>44979315
Oh I was unironically a subscriber to the rrat that her hiccups were due to her being a recovering heroin addict, hence the needle on her leg. But yeah that offers a good explanation.

>>44979049
Does Ame have a glucose allergy or is she allergic to one of the bread preservatives they use in North America? Has she tried making homemade bread with organic flour? I get why some people are skeptical of the pharmaceutical industry but she could narrow down the cause of the problem.

>>44977027
Happened to me in Japan after a period of time. I'm not sure why but lots of westerners end up with stomach aches and getting the shits over there.

>>44980142
the cause of ame's allergy issues is one of the great mysteries that will forever remain unsolved because she's as stubborn as a mule and refuses to get it checked out

>>44978549
She swallows loads of another substance if you catch my drift

How can we make this related to the Zaion drama?

>>44977261
>>44977308
> period
> anon ask if she is preggo
Please, for the love of god go back to school.

>>44977027
ame after her japan trip will go back in ship instead of airplane because she will be a FAT FUCK

>>44979192
In one of her old member's only handcam she showed her wrist while cooking and.... I'm happy if she's eating more, she looked like an anorexic and too white for having latina blood in her veins

>can't eat bread
>eats bread
>AAIIIIIEEEE HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
Is Ame clinically retarded or what. Im allergic to oranges, you won't see me eating them.

tummy
hort

back hort, time to graduate

>>44981764
Having latina genes overwrites all white genes, it's how it works. She will never be white even if she's pale as fuck.

>>44982294
dick hort, time to fuck

>>44977027
I think it's hilarious that it happened on stream

https://youtu.be/7YZ8oH0iL1s?t=2487
Ame eating a snack onstream
Says it's definitely not bread because it'd make her sick (it obviously is bread)

https://youtu.be/7YZ8oH0iL1s?t=2817
>My mouth is kind of itchy, maybe I shouldn't-- okay listen, I really like chocolate croissants and you know, I only have so much time left here
>I'm going cold turkey when I get back home

https://youtu.be/7YZ8oH0iL1s?t=2870
>My lips are itchy
>Let me drink some water

https://youtu.be/7YZ8oH0iL1s?t=3494
>My head's itchyyyyyyy
>I'm gonna shower after the stream

https://youtu.be/7YZ8oH0iL1s?t=4066
>Uh oh
>I'm getting itchy a little bit--
Followed by full five seconds of sitting there to scratch herself

Next day, tommy hort tweet

>>44982536
This doesn't feel real.
Did she really give herself an allergic reaction just for the content? Or is she retarded?

>>44982536
teammates, your oshi is kind of dumb

i bet it was her feet that smelled bad during the sleep over, due to the diabetes

>>44979322

>>44982623
Well the reason she mentioned how much time left she has in Japan is because she found out that Japanese bread doesn't trigger her allergy... with a few exceptions, including the one she ate on stream
Teamates speculated there's some additive in American bread that isn't in Japanese bread, folic acid maybe? But that's why she's been going ham on the bread in Japan

>>44979193

>>44977027
This is IRyS fault

>>44977308
Are you unironically retarded?

I do not give a fuck about Ame. SIEG ZAION

Nijisanji deflection thread

Current yabs:
>AnyColor tried to take down dramatubers with illegitimate copyright strikes because of all the negative PR they've been getting, which not only gets even the normie internet to shit on Nijisanji, they also fucking FAIL to take down the videos
https://files.catbox.moe/0afgck.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WZ3bSrdPKo [Open]
https://www.reddit.com/r/VirtualYoutubers/comments/1195d16/nijisanji_is_not_really_going_to_terminate_things/

>Hex Haywire is a creepy groomer fuck who heavily copied Vox+Corpse Husband's parasocialbait shtick, larps as a THERAPIST to his (mostly underage) fans, encourages them to "traumadamp" him on streamlabs (pay up), likes selfies of his (mostly underage) on twitter, which are untagged meaning he stalks their accounts, and is completely unapologetic about all of it. Even the sisters are creeped out by him and made a google doc to document his actions
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Xsy85Cs38PTcDfPH19tw1hUg0VKCdkpL3icxmkjG0es
https://files.catbox.moe/2vcyoj.png
https://i.imgur.com/5TLCtSe.png

>all of Ethyria starts OPENLY talking about politics more and more, freely chatting about free healthcare, green energy, immigration, "down with capitalism", you name it
>>/vt/thread/S44748954#p44759533
>>/vt/thread/S44748954#p44760348
>>/vt/thread/S44600075#p44604622

>Zaion getting unperson'd to the point her name even got removed from the titles of the duet cover she did with Maria and the thumbnail darkened to hide her (+ comments turned off to hide complaints)
https://files.catbox.moe/rrik5y.jpg

>In the termination announcement for Zaion, AnyColor reveals that she has been suspended since JANUARY, which was prior to her official suspension and actually when she allegedly took a "break", confirming the long-standing rumor that Nijisanji has shadow suspensions disguised as breaks
https://files.catbox.moe/u1t1ni.png

>>44982861
>Teamates speculated there's some additive in American bread

American bread is actually disgusting, anything that isn't from a trad bakery made me want to throw up when I visited, no wonder you cunts are all fat as fuck I wouldn't feed that shit to my dog.

>>44982991
Literally who

>>44981534
We don't have to make it, it already is. You're posting in a Trannisanji deflection thread

>>44977027
Bad diet

>>44977308
Imbecile

>>44982861
Could be acetylated tartaric acid esters since that is what gives me a horrible stomach ache but its only present in about half the sandwich bread around where I live (perhaps more common in America?).

>>44982991
how do i save that google doc? it needs to be archived or niji might bonk it out of existence. the faggot has disabled export functions on it.

>>44977027
Period cramps anon, this isn't new.

>>44978804
She actually seems to be losing weight based on recent pictures that were being spammed.

This thread sure draws out a lot of newfags

>>44978549
Mori tended to drink most of her extra calories as alcohol for a long while.

>>44982666
You think she needs to improve herself?

>>44977308
average /vt/ poster's biology knowledge

>>44986186
this is both peak reddit behaviour and a sign of autism

>>44986300
That is some pretty desperate insulting there. Improve yourself instead of getting upset.

>>44986564

>>44982536
Maybe she likes it. Maybe it's an itchy and stomach pain fetish.

>>44982536
i just don't get it. what is her fucking obsession with bread anyway? especially in a country like japan where there's so much good food to eat.

>>44986692
>repeat words right after
>right after
So are you illiterate, stupid or just ESL? Maybe some combination of all three, considering the sentence you highlighted is counter to your own insult and a more functional one for your attempt is directly above it.
Look at this, you are so worthless I need to walk you through how to even insult someone. Just more evidence that you really do need to improve yourself, anon.

>>44977027
Stupid stubborn woman who has a gluten allergy can’t stop eating bread. Won’t stop eating bread, Even though she knows she can’t eat it she does anyway. Room temperature IQ

>>44987569
Subtle

>>44987116
like I said, redditor and an autist

>>44982991
you nijiniggers are supremely annoying, holy shit, shut the fuck up

>ctrl+f Niji
>6 results
I guessed 8 before clicking.

>>44987569
Didn't she also live in a moldy apartment and then moved into a house infested with termites?
I swear I remember teamates worryposting about her health because termites supposedly carry some toxic chemical or some shit.

>>44987569
Some people that are/used/should be lactose intolerant are able to force their bodies into tolerating it again. Maybe she’s trying to do something similar.

>>44987819
Retreating to your unoriginal insults again? This repetition hopefully isn’t echolalia on your part, just simple frustration and stupidity rather than autism and projection. I would think your unfounded, angry adoration is going to be a sign of a redditfag rather than mockery of a chuuba or her fans, no?
Amelia Watson has allergic reactions with bread products and yet consumes them carelessly to the detriment of her and her fans. Why shouldn’t they tell her to improve herself?

>>44988765
it doesn't work like that. gluten intolerance is an autoimmune disorder, lol.

>>44988996
I don’t want Ame to improve herself, I want her to suffer and get worse with no one to blame but herself.

>>44977308
What a dumbass

>>44988996
Didn’t read but ogey

>First name Last name
>still peddling "improve yourself" months later
Ohhhh, it's this guy again

>>44989619
I’m glad you agree.

>>44989624
Yep. It's the "[Enter berating words here], Amelia Watson fan" guy

>>44978549
She said the bread hasn't been making her feel ill in Japan. Which leads me to think they put way too much sugar and other stuff in the bread in the states

>>44988996
Write a few more paragraphs to prove you're not a redditor

>>44989624
>>44989725
>it’s a conspiracy
Now this is great.

>>44988765
Trying to force her body to improve itself?

I honestly can’t blame Ame. Bread is pretty fucking good. I unfortunately can’t eat it often because I’m doing keto rn

>>44978549
The air? Me.

>>44977308
Yes.
I’m the father.

the truth is that ame has a laundry list of GI problems and constantly engages with tummy hort

>the real truth is that tummy hort is well known colloquial code for "I got a booty call and can't very well say that out loud."

>>44991833
But she's still in Japan, i don't think any japanese guy would want to fuck a 5/10 western thot.

>>44978850
Don't want to scare you teammates, but the HIC which you perceive as cute, it's actually totally unnatural and might be a symptom of some condition.

>>44992123
foreign pussy has its fans everywhere.

>>44992433
That is true but only if the girl is attractive, especially in Japan.

>>44977027
I blame Ina and IRyS for forcing her to eat takoyaki

>>44983035
Bread is garbage anyway, I say this as somebody who has only eaten freshly baked homemade bread for years. Grains are peasant food.

I really wish I could afford to fly to Japan

you'd be amazed to know how many women have random stomach issues

>>44992587
>Bread is garbage anyway

>>44977308
Post like this is why femanons think maleanons are retarded.

>>44992633
It's people in general. Kurt Cobain got addicted to heroin because of severe GI problems. I have them myself. Eating pasta is like a nuke dropping in my stomach

>>44977027
Maybe she ate too much gluten?

>>44992769
There are zero women on this board

>>44992587
unironically. royalty would eat fruits and berries while the plebs would get the grains. literally invented so we could feed people cheap garbage food as if they're pigs.

>>44993046
You would be surprised. Check /mans/

>>44977027
she's totally pregnate

>>44992727
Just facts, man. A well-made loaf tastes amazing and in slices is a great companion to a million things, but let's not fool ourselves- it's peasant food. Fattening slop to fill the void when you don't have something good like meat.

>>44993093
And yet /mans/ unironically loves Apex

>>44992893
it's just a carb thing, which is all these bitches are eating. hearing gura talk about her eating habits is fucking nightmare fuel to me. her dishes consists of a carb + a carb and nothing else, basically. and then they wonder why they feel like shit. hehehe. these girls should be declared legally incompetent.

>>44993139
I don’t care if it’s peasant food, you can’t beat a fresh baguette in France

>>44993170
Gura diet is 3 energy drink for breakfast. 2 cookies and 3 redbulls for lunch and 3 more redbulls for dinner. She's unironically killing herself

>>44993475
Don’t forget she’s an alcoholic

>>44993224
Can't argue with you there.

>>44993170
You ain't wrong, anon. Shit food on top of endless coffee/energy drinks- as well as a helping hand from the pharmaceutical industry no doubt =^) -and it's really no wonder why these chicks are so messed up. Somebody needs to cut 'em off of the junk and caffeine and get some meat and vegetables in them.

>>44993165
disgusting

>>44977027
Ame has a gluten allergy and she's been eating bread while in Japan.
She said that most of the bread she ate in Japan doesn't affect her too much, but I guess she met her match yesterday.

>>44977308
If you're pregnant, you miss your period.

>>44993924
You are almost there anon, a few more biology reps and you'll get it right

MEN CAN HAVE PERIODS, TOO

>>44982623
She gave herself an allergic reaction because chocolate croissants are delicious.

>>44994159
This but unironically. I know we're on 4chan, but there's no need to be transphobic.

>>44994290
This, unironically

>>44977027
Tummy hort is her basically saying she's too lazy of a whore to stream.

>>44995661

>>44979192
Is the majority in Myth actually fkn fat?
We have Ina, Calli and also Ame wtf?

>>44982536
Wtf Ame rly is special in the head I cant believe what im watching

>>44977308

>>44996317
And yet she has more $$$ than anyone on this board

>>44977308

Unironically could be the next Nyanners announcement tier drop in the coming years

She'd know the Jig is up but the checkers play is to Dog-whip them into an elaborate Gaslight because the Rent is still due

I'd even say the same for all of EN at this point

An yes, they're probably reading the like the Loser whores' that they've always been

Don't enable these Clowns

>>44997994
ogey

>>44995661
Rich coming from a chumbud

>>44978979
You say that as if she didn't already.

>>44997547
It's almost like having money and being intelligent are two different things.

>>44982623
I'm allergic to nuts, but I'll risk eating it because I like the taste. Simple as

>>44995845
kek the absolute state

>>44998557
How the fuck aren’t you dead? Nut allergies are pretty dangerous.

>>44998436
You can’t be retarded if your wealth is self-made.

>>44998691
Tell that to xQc. Besides, there's a difference between filtering the retarded and selecting the intelligent. There isn't a strong relationship between the two.

>>44998848
>xQc
I think Adin Ross is a better comp
Or IShowSpeed

>>44997547
Your point being what exactly?
A lot of famous ppl are rich and full on retarded mate

>>44977308
I can't with you anon, read a fucking book for the love of God

>>44998627
Uh-oh, he's not replying...

>>44977027
Tempus

>>44977027
She ate bread on stream just the other day and said her mouth started itching. I bet she did that again and got sick.

>>44998210

You mean to tell me your "ogey" with it?

>>44977027
Hanging out with her bf.

>>44999513
He got too cocky

>>44997994
>reddit spacing

>>44977027
Started out as a lame excuse but evolved into a way to spite her fans.

They honestly deserve it though for thinking that a fully grown woman can't control herself around food. It's a pretty good own from her.

>>44977308
sorry guys my bad haha. I'm bubba btw if anyone was wondering

>>44986186

>>45001540
Nonsense
A dog can’t even read let alone use the internet

>>44998691
>self-made
Entertainers working for an already successful company are not self-made.

>>45001698
So every successful musician signed to a major record label isn’t self-made?

what a great thread

>>45000856
Oh no...

>>44977308
>Ame preggo?!!!

>>44978685

>>44977027
She got her cervix hammered

some people just have a fucked up digestive system

>>45002867
The epithet is always literally false anyway.

I wonder what her shit smells like

>>44977027
she has chronic tummy hort

>>45001661
>he doesn't know

>>44996214
lol ina is not fat do reps retard, shes a fucking beanpole