/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Forgot to crop out the transparent space
Just fucking kill me now, chief.

>>4487939
Buy Towa.

faggots

>>4487939
I prefer Robutt's crotch

>>4487939
amputated roboco?

>>4488018
the more you seethe the more power you give them.

>>4488000
>Also wasted a good GET
Put an end to me. Anyway here's the OP but cropped like it was supposed to be. /vt/ won't let you delete your own OPs, although it's been almost a decade since I blundered this hard so maybe it's just a 4chan thing now.

2 minutes until your Oshicoin drops like a rock and my oshicoin goes to the moon.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

>>4488080
But your Oshicoin is my oshicoin???

>>4488080
NO! Take it back!

activate

>>4488002
fucking /k/ommando weebs

>>4488002
NEVER BUY TOWA

>>4488080
GOOD.

IM FUCKING RICH

I freaking died again bros.

honk your site is broken

Market box bounds are completely fucked and I can't fix them.

Thank you Maririn for finally going down

SITE'S DEAD

LET ME SELL ZHONK

Did honk forget to pay the server bill or something? Haven't been this bogged since the old system.

>No change

LET ME IN
LET ME SELLLLLLLLLLLL

I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED

LET ME BUY
I GOTTA BUY
WHY WONT YOU LET ME BUY HONK?

the supas too much to handle it seems

I had a feeling the superchat update would break the servers

here we are.

HONK TURN OFF THE SUPERCHATS

This all feels so nostalgic but LEMME BUY LEMME SELL

MY FINANCIALSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

it's the supacha's fault, isn't it? just fucking remove it and be done with it. no one even uses it anymore

This is proper broken

>>4488214
>>4488213
>>4488220
the server bogging down is a feature.

>update rolls
>nothing breaks
>wait 2 days
>I CANT SELL LETME SEELL PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

IM FINANCIALLY RUINED BECAUSE OF HONK

>>4488238
not even turning them off helps, fuck this

>Sell on Calliope Pending

DO YOU LIKE
MY QUEUE (My Queue... (my queue...))

GUESS YOU'RE SELLING 'CAUSE I'M LAGGING FOR YOU
IT'S GONNA BE SO EXCITING
GOT THIS FEELING REALLY DEEP IN MY SOUL
LET'S ADJUST, I WANNA DIP, COME ALONG, GET IT ON

GONNA TAKE MY COIN, GONNA SELL IT
GONNA DIVE THE VALUE TONIGHT
'CAUSE I'M CRAZY, PUMPING NENE, BUT YOU LIKE IT
I WANNA MOON WITH YOU (SHALL I PUMP NOW?)

GAS GAS GAS
I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS
TONIGHT, I'LL FLY (AND BE YOUR SELLER)
YEAH YEAH YEAH
I'LL CLICK AS QUICK AS A FLASH
AND I'LL BE BO-GGED

GAS GAS GAS
I'M GONNA BUY IN A FLASH
TONIGHT, I'LL CLIMB (UP TO DIRECTOR)
YEAH YEAH YEAH
I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS
AND YOU'LL SEE NO SHOW

I MISS THIS SHIT! HOOOOOOONKKKK I CANT FUCKING DO ANYTHING

>>4488254
your updates chek reps anon

>Buy went through
>NONE of my sells are going through
I'm fucking dying

trades are SLOWLY beginning to work again from Germany

ZHONK IS INTENTIONALLY SABOTAGING THE GAINS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HONK FIX YOUR WEBSITE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yes, h̴̨͙͖̜̪̳͒͊͑͠͝ǫ̵̡̠͉̦̬͙̤̹̤̈́̃͌͝ͅl̵͓͉̫͕͖̮̻͈̙̝͈̥͉̒̀̆̽̃̇̽͒̏̌̈́͜͝͝ͅd̷̢̧̛̛̛͓͓͔̠̪̞͙̟͎͉͕̠̞͙͖͙̳͚̣̉͛̀̒̈́̋̓͒́̎͂̓͛̋̉̀̍͛̚͘̕͝ ̵̡̨̧̩̤̮̩̱̞̞̦͓͍̱̞̝̝͍̙͉͋̇̐͐͋́͛̋͆̑̃̈́̈̾̊̂̉̀̃̊͗͆̚͝͠ͅh̵̢̪̭͈̙͉̠̮̮̭̗͐̏͌̊̓̍̂͊̓̋͒̿͆̒́̄͋ḙ̶̘̙̯̝̼̓̔ȑ̵̨̡̡̛̪̯͈̙͖͖̬̯̖͖͓̫̰̟̼̮̑̑̉̎̐͋̔̇͋́̿̀̋͑̃̽̇͝ ̶̮͙͚̭͈̼̌̓̾͊̐͗͊̽̎̈́͘͘ļ̷̛͓̦̱͎͈͖̹͌̃͌̀̓͆͛̃̋͘͜͝ǐ̷̛̫̪̬̖͙̱̈́̇k̴̢̢̛̰͕̞̤͋͂̈̐̊͑͊̀̏́̈́͊͂͘͠͠ȩ̷̧̮̹̪̖̙̼̣̞̪̭̦͍̗̺̩̞̫̮̦̭̼͗͐̆̑̐͐͊͒̃̄͜ͅ ̴̳̝͚̖̗͔̖̤̟̌̌͛̓͑͝ͅy̵̢̧̢̧̛̥͙͓̙̝͖͉̭̤̺̩̫̯̖͎͕̬̳̞̫̞̒̈́̐̈́͗̐͋̈́͌̓͐̏̈́̚̕ͅơ̸̢̢̡̡̧̯͔͎̰͎̼̗̘̥͙̰̮͓͚̽́͒͂̄͂̉̍̇̾̃̄͑̀͋̈̽̔͘̕͜͝͠͝͝ͅų̶̱͕͓̫̠̼̱͚͚̦̖͉͙́̈̈́̈́͆͆̽̾̌̚͜͠r̶̡̝̙̪̥̺̮̼̣̩͕͍̺̝̗̗͎̻͓̫̦̐̌̃͋͐̔͑̂̕͜͜ ̸̛̮̳͗l̷̛̺̥̝͕͕͐̌̍̀͂̎̀̈̿̈͘͝ͅį̷̨̨̧̠̫̬͈͕̹̰̤̗̠̬͎͔̎̿̇͛̀̀̚f̴̡̧̛͖̩̥͙̤̥̦͈̮̈́́̑̓̈́̽͌̑͑̓̓̎͛̽̑̆̔͝e̷̡̨̡̧̨͓̺̥͙͉̞̝̤̤̺͍̯͑̊̿̐̃̇̏̈́͝ ̷͍̮͙̖͙͚̈́̿̃̔̑͌̀̋̈̆͌̾͊͜͠d̷͉͔̙̼̘̩͍͉̼̖̥̈́́́̓͗̚e̶̡̢̬͎̳̻͕̜͉̫͖̠͎̫̎̊͒̌͆͑̀͜ͅp̷̡͉̩̞̟̫͎̫̗̙̼͇̤̝̙̱͇̼̳̪̘͓̪̺̓̋́̓͛͒̐̒̋͌̐͠ę̶̨̧̛͍͚͇̥̥̖̫̠̱̦̦̯̘̈́́̾̾̈́̇͂͜͜͝͝͝ṉ̸̀́͗̊̍̈̍̈́̏͗̓̈̈́͑ḑ̶̛͈͚̯͙͎̟̦̠͇̫͒́̓̓͛̈́̇͗̄̊̈́̏̿̊͆̾̓͒̈́̚̕̕̚͠ş̷̢̧̛͈̣̬̜̩̱̱̰̗̟͔̝͔̦̹̠̰̭̘̜͍̋̎͒̋̀̈͊́̆̑̂̿͛̐̂̐̔͗͘͝ ̵̛̝̣̤̗̹̦̱̩̬̱͈̝̗͓͎̭͚̈́̃̈́̀̊́͊̊͊͛̐͂͛͘͘͝ö̵̢͖̻̩͍͔͍̫̜́̉͌̆͋͂́͊͒̀̉͑̆̀̃̾̀͊̇̋̇̊̎̓̚f̵̨̗̭̞̏̐̈́̓̐͗͐͌̋ ̷̫͔̃̀̍̑̈́̽̏́̕ḯ̸̢̨̧̧̛̛̼̖̩̳͙̺͎̖̠̫̻̻͎̘̜̞͔͉̙̜̟̌̔͋͋̃͒̏̊̑̔̒͆̊͂̇̚̕̚ť̴̘̾͗̑̀̈́̓̀̔̃̋̈́͋̏̆̓̎͗̄̈́̒͝͠͝.̵̡̡̨̢̛̛̹̗̤̥̞̥̰̼̘̜̜̺̬̫̰̬̺͇̩͗̀̈́͌̓̉̔͝͠

>Roboco is at 12k
What the fuck

A moment of silence for watamates.

This is properly broken, even worse than before real time sells

I can sell now, thank you zhonk

>>4488318
just wait til friday

>>4488334
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

And I am Condemned to a limbo of stagnation...
at least it looks like my Roboco went through

I'VE BECOME SO BOGGED

>superchats were disabled
Amazing and I was just about to spam as well

>>4488318
>She has a new outfit this week too
It's going to be fucking impossible to buy back in. AND she'll be THE divvy play to make this week.

>>4488308
I see that I reminded some people about something yesterday

>>4488018
don't worry anon those faggots usually drop off as fast as they come

>>4488018
Who? I don't see anyone in your picture

When can I BUY and SELL

>>4488018
What did you post a black image, anon?

site down? wtf honk?

Fuck this I'm done with this game

>Takes 7 minutes for orders to come through
>Its only a few of them
>Have to randomly keep clicking buy and sell on all of them
>Random completions and pendings from 5 minutes ago
>Decide to refresh
>Fuck
>Wait its back
>Logged out
>Cant log in
>FUCK

>>4488018
Keep sucking dick at the game

>>4488488
post profile poorfag

>>4488419
Sorry anon for being in the top 10 for weeks now!

Why are poorfags so insecure and vocal about the wallet of their neighbor?

SELL ALL OF YOUR AMECOINS. SHE'LL DROP LIKE HOT ROCK TOMORROW

>>4488503
>post profile
t.poorfag

>double dipped on Okayu
thanks honk

>Market doesn't function
>Refreshing doesn't work and in fact logs you out.
>Finally manage to get something to work by clicking Sell in profile
>It was my last RBC so the system detects spamclicking as wanting to sell my next coin as well fortunately it was just a Melcoin
HONK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>4488419
>as fast as they come
>they've been there for ages
what did he mean by this

zhonk please i learned my lesson i will never blindly bet on adjustments give me my gains back please

>>4488516
Any autists can be in top 10, you're stagnating and will never stay top5

AUHHHHH DAME DAZE, ZEN ZEN DAME DA
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>4488415
Outfit reveal will not top the 2m views she got today. Sell now

>>4488603
>any autist can be in top 10
Then why not you faggot?

>>4488562
Tower doesn't have any Gura (anymore) and tonkatruck is barely going up and down so he'll stay there for a long time

>I sold 2 matsuri coins in a cycle
sugoi

>>4488548
how do I induce that, I want to double dip the discount Senchou

>>4488516
literal who's can't avatarfag, please stop and come back when you've improved yourself

>>4488548
oh fuck oh shit deleting file DOUBLE DIP IN WATER LIKE GOOD CHRISTIANS OF COURSE HAHA

>>4488660
>[File deleted]

>>4488636
Because I'm not active anymore, I only do big adjustments like unprivated videos, oshicoin and divvies now. I was 6th for a month

>>4488660
IS THAT

Only lost 80k, that's a good day for me!

>>4488660
click the buy button and pray your buy goes through but the button stays lit up

>>4488707
>>4488713
i-is it fine if I just spoiler it, I don't remember with the jannies here

Honk please I need to sell

leaderboard was a mistake
>>4488729
Jannies are faggots, they banned me for posting SFW Tkmiz

Konnui, what happened to you man?

STOP SIGNING ME OUT HONK FFS

>>4488537
t. eternal povertyfag

>>4488729
Jannies being on nasfaqg is a hit or miss, we had a mamerakkkkko R18 Rushia staying up for the whole thread duration before

who the fuck do i buy

>>4488720
try buying lamy next time

>>4488763
You have weird investments if you didn't fall Tower.

>>4488784
That was a good thread and day

>>4488796
the dips

>>4488796
honk

>>4488796
reds

>>4488776
Post profile retard

>>4488763
Tower, maybe you should sell your oshi more after she moons again.

Of course a towafag is a wallethider

>>4488318
You WILL
UNQUESTIONABLY
UNDOUBTEDLY
WITHOUT HESITATION
INSTALL AND PLAY APEX LEGENDS FROM RESPAWN ENTERTAINMENT, PUBLISHED BY ELECTRONIC ARTS ENTERTAINMENT FOR PS4, PS5, XBOXONE, XBOX SERIES X, XBOX SERIES S, NINTENDO SWITCH, STEAM, AND ORIGIN.

Devchama here, investing the performance issues. Danmaku update shouldn't be causing serverlag and we're seeing a high uptick in server usage currently. Just out of curiosity, are you fucks using scripts that send out an absurd amount of requests to the server?

>About to buy Tower
>Game logged me out
Honk has spoken. Never buy Towa.

>>4488943
Someone probably is, just to commence boggening.
Others can be just clicking the button really fast.

>>4488943
oh shit didn't we talk about that in the last two threads?

>>4488943
It is probably Tower! Never trust a Towafag.

>>4488943
API responds with
>OpenSSL SSL_connect: SSL_ERROR_SYSCALL
and I send the same amount of requests I would send by hand.

>>4488943
yeah the top 5 are all using scripts please ban them from the game

>>4488858
Never buy Towa

>>4488943
I'm not using a script, but define "absurd amount of requests". I can spamclick pretty fast, and we have multiple confirmed Granblue players in the thread that can F5 faster than I can blink.

how the fuck is the Haachama schizo climbing so fast

Too many trades going on. I missed it again.

>>4488943
Does spamming buy and sell count? I may be causing problems.

>>4488018
>posting literal who's
spot the self-posting schizo, how emberassing

>watamates filling my bag with money because I got discount sheep
OH YES

Anonchama always asks for others to show their portfolis but doesnt post his baka desu senpai.

>>4488943
not a scripter here, i spam click tho, 4 times max when.

>>4489027
Emberassing indeed

AAAAHHH LET ME BUY HAGCOIN

>>4489024
I doubt anyone of us thinks "oh well, the server is a wee bit busy right now, I'll make a cup of earl grey and try again in 5 minutes, tah-tah!"
I spammed like a fucking Katyusha when I learned my Mori made my huge money

>>4488943
It appears my speed-clicking superiority has caused some controversy.

SO THIS IS WHY THE THREAD WAS SLOWER THAN USUAL FUCK ALL OF YOU

>>4489053
Retardchama if you accuse someone of being a poorfag you post your profile first

>>4489093
>>4489054
>>4489024
why though? I live in fucking Brazil and my orders go almost instantly with 1 click.

Devchama here, Buy/Sell requests aren't horrid but it still is an issue. If any of you fucks is regularly pinging getStats that shit will DL a several MB size file from the serverchama.
>>4489015
>>4489024
>>4489054
>>4489093

>>4488943
>write own script
>game gives me infinite cash money that auto pumps Anya and Civia
Nothing personnel Honk

>>4489103
there was literally a post telling you to migrate you troglodyte.
see >>4487978

>>4489103
>slower than usual
new threads moved closer to adjustment nearly daily this week with the peak being this one appearing right when I woke up.

>>4489127
good for you then

>>4489126
I would never ask someone to post their profile, im too shy for that.
ill just stalk their name in the oshiboard.

Well, I started the day in red.
But hopefully managed to buy more Lamy and Clussy coins, and increase my lion share.
However fuck the lambo club members propping Nene up.
I need NENE

I did that at the beginning when the queue was hidden before using WS

>>4489129
not fucking me, i don't even know how to read code. maybe disable that shit or something?

why are like two schizos in this thread so terrified of page 10? the 2views...

>>4489127
Guess it's time to go to Brazil

>>4489184
Lambo club member here, I need NENE too. I will continue to buy.

>>4489129
Would logging out, refreshing, and logging in in rapid succession with multiple tabs and/or computers create the scenario where you would ping getStats? I was never really good with the tech side of game development.

ZHONK CLOSE THE FUCKING MARKET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ZHONK OPEN THE FUCKING MARKET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>wait these prices look off
>look at market
>they ARE
the fuck have I been trading this whole time

>>4489257
It should not. I don't kow about now but the file used to be more than 30MB after a while.

>>4489277
>>4489288
Checked

>>4489288
>>4489277
Based digits

>>4489201
getStats is an integral part of the website, it's literally how the website serves up the info for everyone who is just opening the website so we can't remove it. After you open the website it's not requested anymore and all the new info is appended to what you have on your computer so it specifically doesn't cause these issues. This is part of the problems that we literally just fixed on the website and is why the server was doing better but it's not something we can do away with altogether.
>>4489257
Yes
>>4489332
I don't know what you're on mate.

>>4489317
Too many people were able to buy in, so things dipped down despite the chubas having great views. Inflations worked for the game. I don't care what anyone says, I preferred it.

is sora worth long-term investing? it's at a huge discount right now

>>4489333
Masonic trips checked. Stop gangstalking me, please.

>>4488814
He made 400k since adjustment despite nothing moving that much, I genuinely don't understand what he has.

>>4489407
no

>>4489407
>>4489407
Sora has a massive cache of videos waiting to be unprivatized.

LET ME BUY ZHONK

>>4489388
this is how markets work though, supply and demand. Demand is on the rise, supply is literally depending on holos growing. It's all red from here if you aren't fast.

>>4489407
I think I should add
https://hololive.jetri.co/#/status
to the OP, the more privated shit your coin has the higher your chance on just randomly mooning.

>>4489126
calling someone a poorfag without posting their own profile is only embarassing as it is because it's such a giveaway to being a 2016 nu-4chan faggot where every conversation just follows an incoherent script of self-owning
I kneel to someone calling me poor over a month ago but backing that up with their top 3 position. don't remember who but I kneel even if they were a faggot

>>4489407
Nice FUD Sora holder.

>>4489333
Powerful number chain

profile-chama?!

ok zhonk, you REALLY need to close the market momentarily and fix this

>Can buy now
>All reds are green now
o-okay. I don't need those coins anyways

>>4489529
>>4489529
please buy in my place

>market closed
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>4489457
>82%
good enough to go all in! Buy Maririn!

I'm over half of the top 10 btw. All me including every post here.

>>4489459
It's your chance bro
>>4488503 I'll kneel if you post and you aren't a third worlder

>>4489545
Can't >>4489548
kusa

FUCKING FIX YOUR BITCH ASS MARKET HONT

oh shit, it actually closed. was just about to buy more coins

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FIX THIS SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAA IM GONNA FUCKING JUMP

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEC!
MARKET CLOSED

THE FEDS ARE HERE RUN!

MARKET OPEN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Shit do I actually have to work this morning then?

>>4489559

>>4489548
>>4489592
closed for like 2 minutes kek

>>4489166
so you guys do have lag? huh

DEVS ARE RIGGING THE MARKET. FUCKING RIGGERS!

>>4489636
it's better now

>>4489608
I lost out on like 50.00 holobux in those 2 minutes.

>>4489636
don't even start that here, in HFZ the fucking cunt at least gets beaten up for it (sometimes), here she can jew us freely without any consequences just like real life

>>4489545
dozo

>>4489690
THANK YOU ANON I LOVE YOU

Please implement calls, I want to make profit off Sora but I refuse to sell.

watamage invading nasfaq too?

>>4489555
unless I'm misunderstanding the (You) please leave me out of that faggotry

>>4489703
where the FUCK have you been these last days

>>4489703
Just for the number on your profile?

>>4489733
Buying and selling everything but Sora. I've had the opportunity to sell at the peak multiple times but I REFUSE to sell Sora on principle.

>>4489845
Oh come on anon. We're all filthy businessmen here

These threads can get impressively grumpy for a fun number game

>>4489674
brb setting up a wire directly into honk's servers.
oh shit, honk could do that artificial lag thing there is IRL on IEX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8BcCLLX4N4
would simulating this server-side make sense?

>>4489845
You literally could by triple more by now...

>>4489845
Sell at the peaks so you can buy more sora later

>>4489845
>want to make a profit
>won't sell
your profit comes every Friday(Server Time) night then

Get your champagne at the counter boys, grab a snack and enjoy the party.

>>4489973
welcome to the club. my friend.

>>4489457
Am I gonna drop some cash on a slim to none chance that Choco is freed from Youtubes prison? Yes I am. Is it smart? No it is not.

>>4489973
Congratulations, your lambo is waiting outside. Enjoy yourself.

>4 hour stream
>only 233k VOD views
should I sell all my Gura now?

>>4489973
*sells 10 Miko*

>>4490078
If you think that's bad, Aqua, Mio and Choco all have over 60% privated videos. Reine has -2%, however that works.

>>4490102
Please do, so I can buy your atom sized dip.

>>4490102
Do it

>>4490102
Her numbers today are low compared to usual DMC streams, I would if I were you

>>4490066
>>4490080
All of this without moving a single spot on the leaderboard for a month now.

>>4490118
$4050? The 6 Holos I have alone should mitigate that.

Are supers disabled? I can't send any right now

>>4490199
I'm pumping miko as we speak, welcome to the lambo club permanently

>>4490199
With the way my position is going, we might become rivals soon. I look forwards to it.

>>4490221
looks like it, tried and nothing happened

>>4490231
Nenepro...

someone should really send honk a good sum of coffee money to upgrade his servers

>>4490221
>[Deleted]

Just bit the bullet and sat through a whole cycle without doing anything so all my buy/sells would line up. It really does feel great in the end

>>4490231
I give it 10 more days. 3D Live time and we all know Nenechi makes it fucking kino, her numbers went up a lot since the first one

oh wow trading seems dead

>try to close my Reddit tab
>accidentally close my profile
>it won't load now
Watames for this feel?

>>4489973
Cheers friend!!
Wanted to join the lambo club too before I go back to waging but only made it till 600k and wont have time for adjustment time soon

>>4490379
>leddit tab
you deserve it

>>4490379
>>reddit tab
nice bait

>>4490325
Yeah the 3Ds are going to do wonders, Nene goes above and beyond for everything idol-related. I will rise back up most likely, but honestly I might be having more fun all the way down in the 50s. Less pressure, more comfy.

>>4490381
the Lambo will come to you one way or another, just look at Underworld Trading Co. being really close with just 60 Mori and an ungodly amount in liquid and around 4 weeks of 0 inputs.

>>4490379

>>4490419
I've been crabbing alongside him for 2 weeks

>>4490426
>:( Who hurt my melon

>>4490419
Slowly but surely I'll join you and the lambo club!

Never buy Towa

Well I didn't have time to do my reps so I have no idea what to buy and nothing really dipped all that much so I just kinda bought everything. What a fucking boring day.

>>4490475
>he didn't 100% off of APEX

>>4490475
please buy holo my average price is 9500 I need to unload these bags

>buy 60 fucking Mori and do literally nothing
>still outperform over half the playerbase
lmao

>>4490522
I don't think we'll be able to reach 9500

>>4490522
Not happening

>>4490505
Half the trades didn't go through and I didn't notice in time. Yay bags.
>>4490522
I always buy holo!

Hi everyone-
So it seems we are again experiencing some performance issues at adjustment time. After some deliberation, we think the issue is, either through scripts or just spamming refresh on the site, too many requests for a large amount of data contained in the /getStats endpoint of the API, which includes all historic information and is several megabytes in size. This data is only meant to be downloaded once, ideally, so we decided to put a quota on requests for this endpoint. If you're a normal user, this won't effect you. It is only meant to stop scripts from repeatedly downloading a large file and bogging the server.
Additionally, we have noticed some slightly concerning peaks on CPU usage, so other minor performance issues are in the works. If all else fails then we may be looking at another server upgrade.
But please, going forward and until we get this optimization out, know that spamming refresh is likely causing the issues we are having at adjustment. Thank you!

>>4490522
Anon why did you buy Holo at 9.5k

>>4490522
Holo coins are never bags, anon

>>4490473
You're late

>>4490522
9500 lmao how did you manage that

>>4490475
Anon, your APEX reps?!
Even if you didn't know about the unprivating you should've bought earlier this week when she announced her upcoming outfit this Friday. I literally found out by accident, opening NASFAQ to see that she was 4k above my average at about an hour before adjustments.

>>4490455
the 60s are quite the crab family, sometimes someone moons in and out but you see the same faces

>>4490565
What's the quota limit?

>>4490565
thanks for the work

>>4490565
>Granblue players ACTUALLY causing server bog
Gacha is ALWAYS the problem.

>>4490522
at that point just hold them for divvies and buy more for cheap to get that average fixed, seriously.

>>4490588
Oh, nah, I'm not buying any APEX until the day before the outfit, she's still 7k, don't be mental.

>>4490565
shove your 30MB history cookies into my browser honk, do it! for the stability of the site!

>>4490630

>>4490598
5 requests per day. If you're in a browser (so most people), we'll just cache the data on your end, so you won't even need to make more than 1 request per day anyway. If you're scripting, you'll only be able to download it 5 times a day (which, why would you need to)

>>4490565
Tell them to use websocket
pastebin.com/5dT0A55d

>>4490577

>>4490661
>5 requests per day
I can smell the bog when everyone login/logout multiple times at adjustment.

>>4490644
FASTER

>>4490667
Give me a quick rundown on how I use this

>>4490723

>>4490741
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

>>4490644
Can someone explain to me this "granblue players" meme?

>>4490765
NOT YET ENOUGH TO BOG THE SERVER, FASTER!

I love Roboco...

>>4490786
It's about those who hoard rare Grandblue coins for divies.

>>4490784
damn, works like a charm, thanks!
good thing I got that Linux subsystem for Windows 10!

>>4490786
If you want to be an autistic minmaxer you can attack and then refresh the page. The game has a lockout period between actions and if you have nip ping refreshing makes your game load faster than it takes for the animations to play which are longer than the lockout.

>>4490831
huh where did my glasses-rushia go
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>4490804

>>4490865
I CAN'T BUY AND SELL

h-hey suifriends.... thats a sharp decline you're making there... y-you wouldn't dump the cutest idol, would you?

>>4490741
Pretty easy

>>4490908
I can't even dump her even if I want too

Fuck I got gangbogged hard today

>>4490908
I just see a discount on a terrible coin, why would I want to sell that!

>>4490908
do I hear discount Suzys?

>>4490786
Granblue Fantasy is a web-browser-based gacha where you can skip the animations for attacking by F5'ing the battle screen after hitting the Attack button. It is faster to do this, and you compete on damage boards against bosses, so you are encouraged to scrape time between attacks as much as possible if you want a high score in a raid.
This has led to a long-running meme where Granblue players just spam F5 to solve all of their problems.

>>4490849
it means that you have to sell EN Rushia since she'll drop tomorrow's adjustment

>>4490908
NEVER hold suzy

>>4491044
Divvies > Profit, I'm holding.

>>4491059
You should buy more cunny!

>>4491059
Anon, I was talking about Ame.

If someone spoonfeeds me the abayo response I promise to post the starting amounts, never touch towapi, and I'll give you gawk gawk 3000 deluxe
>samefag from last thread, sorry I had work shit and a hog to butcher with my dad
>yes I know I am a massive faggot, I already checked the archives and every response I see is wrong. I don't even want to play anymore, finding the answer for that question would save me from an aneurism

Mikoschizo what are you doing?

>>4491123
abayo means goodbye

>>4491059
I bought my Rushi during the discount and I can't even think of selling her anymore. Cunny is too strong

>>4491123
Look in >>>31985

>>4491166
isnt she at permadiscount in the first place? She never hikes up to 4k. Pretty good perflat coin

>>4491123
someone from last thread already gave the answer...chocoball, if wrong then honk changed it.

>>4491123
towa...

>>4491123
Bro Abayo the Chocoballs.

>>4491123
Hope you did your JP reps

>>4491198
She was about to go stable 4K then the adjustment update dropped, dropped by like 1K

you fuckers stop buying marine, she's not even streaming today

>>4491123
>ogey
rrat
>abayo
chocoball
>towa...
twap...

Now never buy Towa

>>4490840
>>4491021
Thanks for the explanation

>>4491123
OPs only, oldest first, "/nasfaq/"
click on the one you like the most
ctrl+f "abayo"

I say ogey you say...

>>4491016
i kneel

>>4491316
wewlad

>>4491314
these prices...

>>4491394
honk teamate confirmed

>>4491294
it got changed to tower
>>4491197
>>4491211
>>4491220
>>4491232
>>4491247
>>4491294
>>4491314
>>4491136
thanks for helping me guys, I know I'm retarded but seriously, thank you. I'll shut up and not touch towa now

>>4491316
rat

>>4491422
always touch towa

I make good on my word, love y'all

>>4491422
Never buy Towa

>>4491458
That's exatcly twice the amount I got

>>4491422
always buy Towa. Never sell Towa.

>>4491458
goddamn inflation, what's the post-reset starting funds again? 15k?

>>4491458
That's fewer than I imagined
>>4491294
I still say "Whore" should be an allowed answer for Towa... because we all know and already knew for a long while that Towa is a whore

>>4491458
>38k starting fund
I started playing at 10k jesas

>>4491422
Never buy Towa. Don't hold Towa. Always sell Towa

>>4491086
sold her 2 days ago the only EN I hold is Ina. 16 of them.

>>4491477
It was around 5.5k if I remember correctly

>>4491514
based. More Ame for me

>>4491458
>y'all
now it's time to lurk for 2 years before postig again, good luck, I love you

Buy Towa

>>4490972
one day we will get out of this with a profit, but that day ain't today, nor tommrow, not the day after that...

>>4491018
>>4491058
im considering just dumping my load at a 2k-5k loss at this point, i will require compensation in suifeet for your discount

>>4491561
>Buy Towa

>>4491584
suifeet are strangely rare

>>4491123
butchering pigs are a fucking pain in the ass I swear. They're so noisy and they are pretty hard to kill thanks to their fat, their wriggling and their squealing noise. Their insides are pretty heavy too. And then you have to collect all of them, including the blood

>>4491561
Let me just click B-- zzzzzz

>>4491553
I can't take the southern hick out of me, like I said earlier I was butchering a hog we shot this weekend
I'll lurk for 3 years now

>>4491638
so are my gains in this inflation riddled game, post 3 more and i just nuke my whole week's gains for (You)

>>4491584
A-are you sure anon? Do you really need the liquid that bad and will make profit if you eat the loss now?

>>4491458
>$5000 more than the starting cash estimate from less than 12 hours ago.
Inflation is one hell of a drug.

bought 40 Russias. Am I rich now?

>>4491660
Thats the only suifeet I have

>>4491458
Man that's actually nothing, crazy how inflation works.

>>4491285
that's why I'm stocking up today dumb dumb

>>4491646
I hope everything is yummy

I think the important question is who he's going to buy with his 38k
Also holy shit new players literally start out at 1250th~ place, what a climb they have ahead of them.

>oh cool, robot is down 16%, I should buy a robot
?????
retard

>>4491669
i have been eating granite since divvies dropped, a few keks now won't matter
>>4491683
damn, i was really hopeful... have a normal sui for compensation if nothing else

>>4491758
most of those are either dead accounts or alts anyway. He'll be fine

>>4491783
>he lacks arcane knowledge

>>4491803
suiSUS
here is half a suifeet, a suifoot if you must

>>4491826
Not sure how easy it'd be for the devs to search, but they should prune all accounts that have 0 shares and haven't been active in over a week.

>>4491471
that's 7 times what I got

>>4491552
Enjoy m8 she looks fun.

>>4491638
your booru reps mate. I found two quite fast when I looked for them the last time you asked.

how's your Mio going? Hope it didn't bog you yet, told you she rarely moves.

>>4491832
if you think paying 7k for a shitcoin that's going to crash 20% for the next days is a good idea then be my guest

>I'm literally the only guy stockpiling Haachama right now
are you guys forgetting something?

>>4491836
i'll take it, thanks anon, since you delivered art i've not seen before ill give you a bit of a discount on sui

honk should've made a NFT system with fanart as a money sink instead of superchats, though it'd be a pain for server space, execution and moderation

fuck i wish i did my solidity reps in 2016

>>4491935
Do you think she will do something for her anniversary? She hasn't tweeted in a while

>>4491679
Friday will bless you with that.

People just casually dumping the amount of moment you start the game with into a supachat

>>4491955
it might be a surprise or something. Would be disappointed if she skips this year's anniversary

Guess I'm holding this bag, thank god I made those $35 in total with the 4 I bought.

>>4491935
are (you) forgetting the super secret haachama discord everybody talks about?

>>4491994
that discord with 5 people in it?

>>4491978
no point in holding she is going to drop like a rock if she doesnt stream

I SUMMON THE HAATON DISCORD

>>4491978
Better off selling and then buying 1 back at the bottom

>>4491935
I honestly forgot about Haachama

>>4491901
wooooo! down to 5K she goes!

i'll cover sui losses with mio gains, it was a very nice call and im grateful for both your input and your images! it's fun to toss around liquid and increase my collection in the process, since dry booru reps are kinda boring

>>4492026
I like to keep ones on my profile to check the prices more often

>>4491935
No, I'm grabbing while she's on discount and camping.

>>4491901
I'd be a footfag for sui~

>>4492036
you'll have to hold her tight for a while to turn a profit, either on divvies or the inevitable return stream where saviourfags will come pouring in when they count 2+2 together and learn she burnt out because basically she worries about her numbers. Minmaxfags will tell you she's a shitcoin but it's actually perspectives on a discount.

>>4492123
don't worry, ill grab her and I won't let go until she feels better! i'll do it smartly though, consider me sold on mio for more than a week

>>4491850
It would take some milliseconds with an sql request, I mean if SEC can do it so can the devs

if Haachama actually forgot that her anniversary is today, im going to seethe

>>4492310
Gomen too busy fucking boyfriendchama from australia in japan

>>4492310
Not surprising if she does

>>4492310
I thought real Haatons are used to this shit.
Haachamacoin is more or less reserved for those people, if you buy it willy nilly it will bog you into oblivion.

>>4492459
For me that's Noël

Can you guys sell your Ina? I wanna buy at 4.5k

how the fuck do we need another new OP so fast, at least I have a nice idea already.

Sorry for the blogshit but I won't be here much tomorrow, someone take over
actually have to go to the wage cage, fucking 'rona drops

>>4492661
invest those wages into nasfaq! you know it's the right thing to do

>5:30pm JST
>Still no tweet
>Still no youtube thumbnail
so it is safe to say that she totally forgot about the anniversary stream, right?

>>4492746
She's been locked away from the internet due to her parents

Haachama's uncle here. Sell your coins, she won't be available for another 5 to 7 hours.

>>4492693
actually sent out a Ko-Fi once already.

Minecraft really is a buff game. I don't remember seeing Towa ever breach 10k on a normal stream

>>4493309
it's recently become one more and more for whatever reason, maybe people hope for impromptu collabs

>He sold Mori?
>post ze tweet

>>4493432
already re-invested my Moribux profits into gudcoins Watanoff, your tactics are useless!

>>4493432
selling Watame to buy Mori right this instant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYIbgX66_h0
I can't tell if this is a sell or a buy

>>4493309
>he wasn't watching her RFA streams

>>4493459
probably for the best, her tomorrow stream wont be until after cutoff anyway. she dippin tomorrow

>>4493432
>June 3
yeah I'll sell

>>4493971
her RFA streams have never breached 10k

can't wait for the MariRushi collab tonight on senchous channel tonight, hope its earlier rather than later

>>4493973
>Mori
>dipping
yeah, I wish bro

Finally page 10
New thread:
>>4495472

>>4495486
That was fast. We didnt even last a day

>>4495691
we lasted exatly 6:04hrs from adjustment, possibly thanks to server fuckery.