/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

My cute and dorky wife, Riifu!

I LOVE EIEN PROJECT!

>>44862855
Epic game launcher

KILIA KINDA CUTE
KILIA KINDA WIFE
KILIA KINDA LOOKS LIKE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

Riifu is gonna crash and burn so hard when the burnout hits

I LOVE MY CUNNY WIFE KIKI

>>44862957
I can't read this with your voice...

eeh, guess ill try masturbating to riifu.. just for tonight

>>44863073
One day anon

oh did the alcohol just kick in or is she sleepy

She cannot comprehend depth, height, and moving platforms

>>44863205
both

If Riifu cries on stream how would you react?

>>44862957

>>44863205
Alcohol kicking and she must be tired

>>44863262
masturbate

There's an overwhelming desire for viewers not to increase, for chat not to become faster. She has plenty of paypigs already, we can set her up for life. The only thing battling this instinct like a primordial force of nature is the wish for Riifu get spoiled harder.

>>44863262
I would masturbate

>>44863262
Fap
Crying girls are hot

>>44863262
Jerk off.

>>44863262
I would feel happy if they were happy tears

>>44863262
Depends on the reason

>>44863262
Doxx and harass whoever made her sad

>>44863262
whatever the first reply said

>>44863205
Seems like a bit of both, but she doesn’t sound that drunk to me

>>44863262
masturbate

Buoys,
Kilia was chatting in discord,
As per usual, buoys were acting gay and retarded,

A concerned buoy,

hey skyelights
any ideas?

>>44863837
Just one. Fuck off, discordfag

>>44863954
bad timing, no idea the other anon would post

/we/ are Discord

>>44863837
Unarmored

>>44863954
based and kekpilled

I'm worried Kilia is going to steal me away...

>>44864272
She hasn't already?

>>44864272
From who lmao

>>44864272
I know thats you M

>>44864272
i think posts like this are hilarious. anons are in a constant battle with themselves

>>44863837
The Grug Collection

>>44863368
This can be achieved by current viewers improving their life and becoming new whales. I believe

Drunk Riifu is cute...

Kiki genuinely thanking chat and calling us sweet for listening to her and suggesting cute lingerie for her on throne makes me feel...happy

I died...

>plans to read all member names
she can barely speak anymore

riiflings are ruthless

whiny riifu...

I hate riiflings...

>>44865016
I just wanna cum.. I dont care about anything else

Faggot riitards dont realize they would get a reward if they let her win

WHY DID I EVEN JUMP OFF WHEN OTHER FAGGOTS WONT LET HER WIN

>>44865200
Sorry I prefer beating women

>>44865200
>>44865337
>Simping so hard you throw the game for your waifu
>calling others faggots
kekw

Let Riifu win

>>44865467
>waifu
>kekw
go back

>>44865016
Bro, she’s barely tipsy by Scottish standards, she’ll be fine

Being in same game with Riifu is making me shake.

YOU DUMB FAGGOTS JUST LET HER WIN I NEED THAT GAWK GAWK 5000 (as the kids say) TONIGHT

I'm just happy man

>>44865467
>kekw

Goslings are kinda cringe, be confident in Riifu loving you as her good little Riifling.

Imagine how many endorphins would rush through Riifu's (and your) body if she won in an intense face-off. And imagine how those feelings would affect the ASMR. But it'd need to feel like a real win...

...

riiflings why didn't you throw the game. Riifu winning last round would've been beautiful

>lost twice
I give up. Game isnt even hard, I just dont know the fucking stages.

>>44866295
I'm sorry...but its genuine skill issue...we can't throw when she gets herself eliminated in survival rounds

I HATE RIITARDS

>>44866497
Just jump off the map retard

well looks like management doesn't care about my side of the story so I'll just drop it here

I officially speedran the mod thing I'm no longer a mod cause I spread info /here/ kek
But Riifu seems to like me even more... even said to me I should create sub account for discord cause they banned me kek

here it comes...

>>44866660
noproblem...

>>44866660
based anon
where did you talk to Riifu in private...

>>44866660
kek

>>44866660
>cause I spread info /here/
Unless I'm blind I didn't see any secret mod info be posted here

>>44866660
retard anon

>>44866776
wasn't private she said that in prechat today...

>>44866660
Wdym your side of the story, you literally broke the rules kek

>>44866660
kek it was good while it lasted. The info shared wasn't even anything compromising. If anything it just showed how boring the server was

>>44866660
Did you at least ban the faggots that shit up the chat before you went

>>44866660
You're gonna get Riifu in trouble

>>44866660
Kek I knew they we're here already here, but it's nice to have another confirmation that they're watching our autism.

>>44866660
Holy based

She didn't say my name...

>>44866861
I must have missed it...

>>44866660
riitards...

>>44866660
based double agent. thank you for your service

>>44866840
>>44866868
>Hello, we have received information that you have posted pics of our server onto an outside platform. We wanted to hear your side of the story first before making any decisions.

>>44867023
Is this about the mod only channels?

>>44866660
I salute your services anon, godspeed
trust me, you don't want to be a mod anyway

>>44866660
Wat. How did they find out it was you?

>1050
WTF

>1000 members
holy

>1050

>1050
holy shit

>straight to ASMR
Fuck yes!

>>44867023
How did they figure out it was you though?

>>44867077
It's funny that the only pic from the server I posted her was Riifu's fallguy edit message kek

>>44866660
That's funny because I've been posting info here also but they didn't message me about it lol. How did they know you did?

>>44867202
He isn't the only /here/ mod. I had to throw him under the bus

>>44867342
wtf Riiflings are backstabbers...

What’s drunk Riifu like during sex?

Finally

/here/ mods... destroy the attention whores and namefags

>>44867023
If it's about the Mod exclusive channels then the staff are too dumb to realize that you can view them with a simple plugin

>>44867508
Im a butt stabber actually. With my penis

I can't keep up with how often Riifu streams. I'm trying my best but I'm so behind. I don't want her to slow down by any means but I wish I had the time to see everything.

>>44867513
The dirtiest possible slut until you actually try to do something perverse and then she gets shy

>>44867576
Whoa cool. Can you see who is in voice chat if you're not a mod too?

>>44867756
i believe it

>chat is trying to be funny
what happened, is it because theres a lot of new viewers?

>>44867202
He posted here about how he got in apex games with riifu and probably used the same name on discord like a true riitard
>>44867576
You can't view whats in the channels though

>>44866660
And they are reading this again, what makes you think they will accept you again as a mod? why are you such an attention whore? oh wait a mod, nvm carry on fag

>>44867202
>>44867334
I'm not exactly sure I also could've just said it's not me but I just said yeah I did that and said sorry guess they don't take honesty kek

I like that riifu streams every day, that way I don't have to keep up with schedules and I know I have someone to watch every day.

>>44867844
>One paypig gifted literally 500 members
Yeah it's gonna be a shit show for at least a month

>>44867803
No the plugin only shows the hidden channels. The best you can see about them is the description and who is allowed to see them

>>44866660
lmao what a dumbass
Why would you think they would not find it out? The girls come here all the time.

>>44867934
aren't gifted subs filtered from membership streams

>>44867890
Actually when I read the guidelines for mod I wanted to back out of it

>>44867996
yep
i upgraded after a gift

>>44867993
The girls are fine it was probably just some retard anon

How is she able to do this drunk...

>>44867756
I choose to believe this

>shes getting too horny

Thread's kinda slow all of a sudden. Are all the Riiflings jacking off?

Hello Eien Project management, please send Kilia's contact information to my email, you will find it in a code in her most recent maro

What?
Already?!

>Kiki is still awake

>>44866660
honestly anon this is a win for you. gained favour with riifu and got out of being a mod. cheers

>>44868345
yes

>>44868345
Unironically yes

>>44868281
She’s Scottish, anon. Do you really think she gets drunk that easily?

>>44868345
probably

>>44867956
what's the plug

i WOULD make riifu messy

>>44862792
Why is this wench in my recommended and why is she trying to make me jerk offf.

>>44867342
I always fucking hated sapling edit posters! Worse than scum

Good thing the discord is PG-16 guys

>>44868281
She can function normally at a .25 BAC

God, the things I’d let Riifu do to me…

>yaku at it again
I'm starting to hate this nigga

>memgift mid cum
what was his endgame?

>>44868590
It's Aliucord but it's a mobile only thing. There used to be one for desktop but it got abandoned

>>44868805
Leave him alone anon... apparently he's a suicidal Pole spending away his money before he bites it

I love having an oral fixation.

>riifu blowjob into meno
wild

RATE THE STREAM
RATE THE GAMES
RATE THE VC
RATE THE TEARS
RATE THE ASMR

>>44868887
She'd fucking hate knowing that, she would be much happier if he used that money to turn stuff around.

I love Riifu and she is great at this but goddamn femdom just doesnt do anything to me

>>44869001
10
8
4
10
CUM

>>44868821
If I wasn't already done by then I would hate him with a passion

>"hello you wonderful asmrtist"
how many people have masturbated to Riifu...

>>44869001
Riifu is the love of my life
Riiflings suck in vidya

GOD I AM SPENT ALL OVER, will hit the sack probably until Riifu's next stream

>>44868928
it was a different meno than i thought...

Riifu I know you're gonna read this. I had so much fucking fun today and that ending made me cum absolute buckets. You've seriously surpassed my expectations on what you were going to be like. Love ya.

I love Riifu and she is great at this, and femdom just does so much to me. I am very happy to know she said before that she'd even go harder, but is afraid to alienate normalfriends. I for one hope she'll show more of her power level in the future!

>>44868887
That sounds a lot like me.... except I'm poor...

>>44869001
10/10
7/10
5/10 (at least they didn't fuck things up)
10/10
cum/10

>>44869001
9000 nuts/10

>>44869073
I understand. Riifu is absolutely the type of girl who wants to live life to the fullest and wants the same for others. Unfortunately, she's also the type of girl to attract suicidal and lonely men who don' to intend live long and want to offload their wealth to someone who needs it more than them

>they find an excuse to remove a mod
>the paypig appears
god I wonder whats gonna happen!

>>44869181
Literally me

>>44868708
Duuuude. Nice idea. I will see if I draw a version of that too.

>>44869001
10
6 Fuck apex and whatever that thing in OW was
5 Kirby hate Ed hate the frenchies were alright
10
10 i fucking fainted for a few seconds after cumming

LUV ME RIIFU SIMPLE AS

Riifu's femdom is the best femdom ASMR content I've seen in forever. She knows the exact shit to say to make me melt...

Riifu that was so fucking great hearing your pure happiness while being a fucking bean... I love what you are doing for us and we will always love you back

Riifu, you are the love of my life. I'm sorry I'm such a shitty riifling and barely talk and miss most of your streams. You make me genuinely happy when I get to see you, I just want you to know how much better my night gets when I'm able to catch you and hear you read out my one message of the day. I'm so glad you and the girls came into our lives

>>44869001
love/10

>>44869001
All Riifu streams so far have been either 9 or 10 for me, she is easily one of the most entertaining vtubers I watched in these 3 years I have been watching.
I did get a bit jealous when she talked to the dudes playing with her on Apex, but this is just me being a retarded unicorn.

>>44869626
Kind of felt that as well but yeah, I trust her to not hurt our feelings.

>Final members count:1150
This has to be a record somewhere
I dont think I've ever seen any new corpo get anywhere close to this let alone on someone that just debuted 2 weeks ago

Good night bros
Skye love

I love you Riifu!

RIifu I'm absolute fucking retard here and even in chat I have 0 sense of what is acceptable just please... if you ever get into trouble cause of me just fucking ban me.... I'll probably kill myself than but at least I won't be making your chuuba life harder...

>>44869720
Okay, but Saudi money also inflated this.

I didn't cum.. I really can only cum to cunny after all..

>>44869842
based KiChain

>>44869780
Stop writing shit like this and man up.

Riifu I love you so much. Thank you for everything you do. I'm an autist and don't know how to interact with you but I love watching your streams. I miss you a lot when you're gone...I have been happy every single day since I met you

I will treasure this stream since it could be the last

>>44869917
PLEASE kiki... make me cum! I beg of you!

I wasn't actually jerking off because it's too early to do that so I'm hoping the vod stays up for me to blow my load later...

>>44869950
No. Riifu likes me this way

>>44869780
be better and live on, riifling, do it for her

Thank you for your feet, Riifu.

>>44869523
I want to hear her flick the bean

my favourite chatter now

>>44869996
Why would it be the last?

Thanks Riifu for being so nice to us riitards, we dont deserve that much

It may be retarded but even since I started watching this girls I started trying to improve as a person

>>44869780
Just put in a little bit of effort to learn how to not go too far. And even if you go a little bit too far on a rare occasion it's not a big deal. You can do it anon, just try putting yourself in her shoes to understand what's acceptable

>>44869720
While it's extremely impressive, I'm sure around seventy percent of those are the result of a single autistic pole

>>44870246
Makes me happy knowing she enjoys our company as much as we enjoy hers. Her streams just make me happy bros...

I gave up on understand paypigs a long time ago.
Some guy gave her pretty much 90% of her 1k+ members, I cant even imagine how much that was. I get liking a vtuber but that is too much for a single one.

>>44870264
Same. Riifu said it's important to get educated. I will study hard tomorrow because of her.

>>44870205
He spent 6000 zloty
Which is roughly 1350$

>>44870264
Ever since I started watching these girls I started trying to masturbate more often

>>44870264
proud of you, anon

How many Riiflings /here/ caught a free membership today?

>>44870205
Hope this guy bankrolls Skye and Kiki as well

>>44870393
I membered first minute, so no sadly

>>44870393
It would be surprising if you didnt

>>44870393
Bought my own from the beginning so I'm not getting one. Doesn't matter to me though really, the feeling of committing my own money feels better anyway.

>>44870393
I membered in prechat. She even thanked me.

>>44870393
me and i regret it. my plan was to mem in ars but since i got gifted i'm locked into t1 unless i use my actual currency

>>44870393
caught one
then upgraded

Sorry if I'm about to shit up the thread
How would you feel if EIEN collab with male chuubas in the coming months?

It's fucking wild to me that someone like Riifu exists as part of a small corpo when she's so naturally entertaining.

Buoys are so fucking gay all the time i dont feel at home in her Discord chat...

>>44870574
Fuck off faggot

>>44870532
thank you for the memba

>>44870574
will drop + they wont

>>44870600
i dont understand my fellow buoys

>>44870488
I didnt and I membered like 3 hours in

>>44870393
I didn't allow gifts I waited until Riifu was in Pre chat and then got T3 so I was one of the few to get actual thank you

>>44870576
first time auditioning to any corpo

>>44870600
They legit disgust me and I'm afraid Kilia is just gonna embrace that thing

>>44870574
I would kill myself and send the suicide note to their maros

>>44870574
get that idea out of your head staff-san

>>44870576
Big corpos suck ass when it comes to rules and management. No way she'd have close to the freedom she has here.

99% of gosling posts in these threads are absolutely awful. I've never seen such pathetic Goslings.

Still can't get over T6 using the name I suggested for my fetish. Love you Riifu...

I love all of Eien

>>44870574
I learned my lesson from Kronii. So I've developed a training regime to develop a tolerance for male collabs which involved watching NijisanjiEN shit (gross). I even managed to watch that Juna indie collab without going schizo (Still found it boring though). Besides I don't even think Riifu cares much about male collabs so there's that

>>44870854
all me

>>44870393
I did before I already support vtubers enough by watching.

Where is the discord and when is kiki getting member

>>44870917
Gabe...

>>44870913
Our fetish, bro... Riiflings have interests in common.

>>44870574
I would drop them instantly and it would ruin yet another vtuber group that I had high hopes for.
Would probably be my most painful drop too because I actually like these.

>>44870988
discord is up
next week

>>44870988
look on the eien twitter

>>44870393
I somehow got one when I wasn't even in her stream

>>44870600
>>44870672
>>44870759
First Kilia tried teasing them about flirting with each other, then she told them not to go on dates with each other. How much more blatant does she need to be? Also how can they not see that she's a GFE streamer?

I don't really want to join the discord. It's enough that I'm acting horny on main for Riifu on youtube, I can't carry that stuff to other accounts...

>>44870576
Sometimes when I watch entertaining streamers like her I remember the snorefest girls that joined HoloEN and I pity any small vtuber that could have been a better pick.

>>44870393
I caught one near the start of the stream I think, I was in another tab and when I came back I had the emotes

>>44871191
>snorefest girls that joined HoloEN
Name them...

>>44870574
MANAGEMENT I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO

>>44871104
Anon, you can be as clear as you want with these people, they wont get it until you actually ban them. And it doesn't help that Kilia seems afraid to seriously call out anyone (even though I can understand that being just one week in). Just look at the deez nuts joke, she was clearly very annoyed by it but these faggots wouldnt have taken the int even if we tattooed it on their forehead.

>>44871191
>>44871278
Fuck off, we're not talking about that here

>>44870574
I'd be heartbroken and drop them

>>44871371
based

Riifu should make her first member post about how much she loves the Riiflings.

>>44870574
It won't happen, and I trust them to not want to do that in the first place.

>>44870759
I dont see her embracing the behavior but I do think it bothers her, and she is just too nice to say it.
Maybe next time she gets drunk she might let it out for the oblivious fags.

TIER 6 RIIFLINGS WE GOT A MEMBERSHIP POST

>>44871507
Already done

>>44871579
I almost want to actually get my ass to post on that fucking discord to tell them to stop doing that talking about Buoys as a whole under the cover that "it makes some people uncomfortable" but I cant be bothered

G'night fellow Riiflings! Feeling so blessed to have Riifu as my oshi.

>>44871677
Well then so much for the upper four tiers only being extra...

>>44871771
you actually believe him?

>>44871771
Anon, you dont believe someone would just go on the internet and tell lies, do you?

>>44871771
Anonchama...

>>44871822
no...

>>44871795
>>44871822
Fuck. I really am a Riitard, huh?

>>44871747
I'm not ready for the despair when I wake up...

>>44871771
>>44871851
Riiflings are too easy

>>44871579
I hope she addresses it sooner rather than later. It will only become more uncomfortable to deal with the longer she lets it go for.

>>44870600
This shit has me worried. I'm afraid Kilia might stop the gfe thing she has going on because of these fags.

>>44871906
Kichains are quite cheeky huh...

>>44871970
go sleep Riifu

>>44872004
Give me 2 Kichains and I will.

do you guys not remember when kilia called out the flannel shirt in unpacking? she IS a fag you retards

>>44872133
Oh, right, I forgot she was bisexual.

>>44870393
I managed to get one not from the guy that did the majority of them

>>44872133
She is not a man, thus not a fag dumbass

>>44872133
okay but what does this have to do with being pissed off at a bunch of your fans doing something you dont like

Im going to miss you /eien/, see you tomorrow

>>44872517
Goodnight

>>44869555
Checked

I bought Kilia's membership, then it got refunded because of the price change. Then I had time to reflect on the fact that she normally streams 3 hours before I get off work.

>>44872133
>bisexual is acknowledging theres only 2 genders
>she said at that very moment that only dykes wear this
>she said that she herself wouldnt wear that, she prefers to dress girly

she can say she's bi if it pleases her audience, my bet is she's the kind of 'bi' who never dated a person of the same sex, isnt closed to the idea but actually backpedal when it comes to actually doing it

>>44872133
Yes, she's bi. That doesn't change the fact that she's bothered by her viewerbase flirting amongst themselves.

Honestly Buoys are fucking strange. Why are you psychoanalyzing your oshi?

>>44872735
>Buoys are fucking strange
Riiflings exist...

>>44872735
>Why are you psychoanalyzing your oshi?
First time?

>>44872735
just admit you said something retarded, or dont I dont care, and move on
it doesnt take a genius to notice that theres things she dislikes but doesnt want to call people out too harshly

>>44872517
Goodnight you french canadian fuck, and sweet dreams

>>44872799
What's wrong with riiflings?

>>44872826
That poster wasnt me
I'm not french canadian
Fuck you
Skye cute Skye love

>>44871941
Same. It kinda gives the "we dont care about your GFE" message.

>>44872735
Buoys in chat seems like Kronies with their gay kissing eachother shit.

>>44872826
Im not the cute kiliaposter.

>>44872799
Riiflings may be dumb but they aren't analyzing everything our oshi does (other than that one weird schizo). I have fun watching Riifu play games and then get rewarded with some mommy dom at the end, nothing complicated about our relationship with her.

Demote buoys back into snorcas because you are being cringe

>>44872133
Literally said she is a bi. I think in that very stream too.
Even if she said she is a lesbo, I still enjoy GFE and hate retarded faggots in the chat.

>>44872960
You wont get away that easily riitard

Don't fucking add me on discord if I've never spoken to you outside of discord. You people are beneath me. I'm only here for EIEN, the rest of you are merely in the way.

What are Kiki's fans called?

>>44873043
pedophiles

>>44872928
But you are cute

>>44873043
Kiboards!

>>44872891
On the plus side, chat is positive when she does do gfe and asmr. I really do hope she sticks with it though.

>>44873043
KiChains

>>44873077
I guess you are kinda cute too

Would Riifu mind if I also indulged in Kiki's coomer content? It's hard to say no to that body...

>>44873199
She wants to fuck kiki with you

>>44872960
>Riiflings may be dumb but they aren't analyzing everything our oshi does (other than that one weird schizo).
That's not very nice. I swear it's only so that my fears can get disarmed.

>>44873199
Brother, they're probably going to end up doing lewd ASMR together so I'm pretty sure she'd encourage it.

Guys you're gonna think I'm a schizo but I think Riifu actually gets off to the stuff she does to Riiflings...

>>44873199
Kiki is literally the vtuber that Riifu would feel the least jealous about. Though she already said she is fine with that shit. Which kinda sucks cuz I think jealousy makes women cuter.

>>44873465
Meds. Now.

>>44873199
she encourages it and watches our names go by in the other girls' chat

>>44870574
I would legit fucking cry if Kilia did. I don't want to go trough another Kronii saga again

>>44873570
Aliga...

>>44873199
Wouldn't be surprised if she got off to Kiki's stuff herself.

>>44872826
>>44872928
>>44873077
>>44873188
Skyelings are being gay... It's spreading...

>>44873465
what in god's fucking name makes you think that?

>>44873681
His schizophrenia

>>44873681
Forgot to take my meds... sorry...

That's it buoys, you are demoted back to snorcas until you improve yourself

>>44870393
I did but I upgraded to the next tier anyways

She loves us...
https://twitter.com/RiifuEvergreen/status/1634774938065444864

>>44873043
Kikes

>riifu's discord channel is more active than kiki's
It's over

I wanna stick my tongue up Kiki's cunny and suck up her juices

>>44874070
It's fine, Riifu's gonna pay more attention to us here anyway.

>>44874070
It's nothing to worry about. Funnily enough they're just as doomer as here

>>44874183
Because the overlap between this place and there is a near perfect circle

So I guess same deal as usual? Let the thread die and wait for Filip cunny?

>>44874668
it is now tradition

Discord makes me uncomfortable, but it's a good resource for streamers. Just remember to hate all attention whores

>>44874668
Who's Filip?

I want to import a SEA girl to the United States!!

>>44874792
Flip...

>>44874668
Yes

>>44874070
From what I have seen since when Kiki revealed the Discord, Riifus channel seemed to be the most active of them all.
Though right now Riifu just finished streaming so of course hers is more active.

We're killing the thread until Kiki again?...
But i get so lonely...

>>44875121
I love Kiki so much. Will you convince her to marry me?

>>44875121
You have Discord now!

>>44870574
Fuck off, Twitter tranny

>>44875289
I want to talk to you guys..

I still think back to Riifu telling me she would love for me to lick the dirt off of her soles yesterday...

>>44875121
Ill miss you guys

>>44875536
Doesn't Riifu clean her feet? I'm pretty sure a Scottish climate would be great for feet health

>>44875487
We'll be around

>>44876047
She's a forest spirit though, and has a glade for little helpers to keep tidy. She is bound to walk around in the glade. Barefoot. There is bound to be some ground that is dirty or dusty. Please.

>>44876204
I feel like she'd be the type to ride on a unicorn or something

>>44876289
yeah, me

So when do you guys think we're getting the video for this poll?

Love you /eien/ maybe homo
see ya guys tomorrow

/eien/ please don't leave me

>>44876545
Netweek most likely

goodnight /eien/

EIEN LOVE

Nighty night niggas

See you all in the morning...

Oyasuminaskye

>>44876866
nice boobs...

before the thread gets archived and we dont have any until kiki

inb4

/eien/ LOVE

SEX WITH RIIFU

>>44877341
I MADE THIS POST

Please don't leave me /eien/

I impregnated Kilia she's gonna guerilla

>>44877475
absence makes the heart grow fonder...or so they say...

I want Kilia to shake her hips on my lap

bros...

>>44877475
I'm right here anon. Now please unzip your pants and take your massive schlong out for its nightly sucking.

See you in 10 hours...