/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>it's weird to masturbate to a cute girl whispering in your ears
Hello, Faggot Department? OP got loose

>>44832979
I think you are giving them too much credit by calling them "people"

>>44833046
Thanks for the call, citizen. We'll put OP back in Gay Jail right away.

>>44832979
I fapped to half of Fubuki's ASMRs.

>>44833046
There's literally porn out there for free and you're fapping to a voice instead? That's fucking weird

What the fuck is an ASMR video where the point is to make you horny? That's not what ASMR is. Where did ASMR videos go where someone walks you through the maintenance of an obscure thingamabob or a doctor talks about a medical examination in detail or some autist is showing you their collection of trinkets. I'm not putting ASMR in the search field to rub one out, i'm looking for a relaxing video to make my head numb and drown out the dark thoughts

>>44832979
Patra's ASMR is good for falling asleep
I sleep in bed
I masturbate in bed
I masturbate to Patra's ASMR

>>44832979
Two times to Haachama asmr but that's it.

>>44833250
voice is also free

>>44832979
Listening to a chuuba fuck herself while she kisses an asmr is just hot, what else do you want
Are you fucking gay?

>>44834941
Listen to Canan ASMR while watching noel porn art and you will understand.

>>44833250
>why do you like intimacy directed at (You)???
because the best part of sex is love and gay emotional shit
I can literally cum from love you cock slurping woman

It's weird to normal people, and they are not normal people, OP.

>>44832979
Psst, OP. I think you're kinda gay

>>44836007
"Understand" what? Canan does softcore porn, not ASMR. It's like how World of Tanks labels itself an "MMO". You're all flailing a term around without care for the definition

I don't fap. I just listen and enjoy the horniness. Being horny is more pleasurable than ejaculating.

>>44833250
>fapping to two other people having meaningless sex
>unable to fap to intimate personal whisperings directed at (you)

Zoomers are hopeless

Who has the best ASMR fap material and why is it Nene?

>>44836250
I don't know what kind of professional asmr listener you are but Canan literally does asmr while doing her whoring.

>>44832979
That's because you're not hearing the spicy ASMRs

>>44833046
fpbp
Only a blazing homosexual wouldnt

thinking that spicy ASMR is weird but then will coom to vtuber ara ara in a hot voice

>>44836493
Her "asmr" is shit. People watch her to see her riding a dildo half naked while playing with her nipples.

>>44838597
I didn't say her ASMR is amazing I said listening her while watching Noel porn is amazing.

>>44833250
There are prostitutes out there and you're fapping to other people fucking?
That's how retarded you are

>>44838923
but you're just jacking off, it's not ASMR

>>44839064
I never got those brain orgasms that ASMR is supposed to give me so jacking off is best I can get from those.

>>44836364
There's solo work of just masturbating for (you) on camera like a certain knight btw.
Dunno why you immediately think of two people.

>>44833207
Which is the one that sex clip came out of? I need to flag it for future reference.

>>44839311
Just say you want to kill her you psycho

>>44839030
All of these are bad. The only path is Jesus.

>>44840169
you fap to jesus?

>>44840474
He's kinda hot ngl.

>>44833250
what do you even mean? It illicits the sensation of her being personally with you, you can unironically even feel her breath on your skin, its literally next level porn, if anything it just makes visual stuff on a screen seem mediocre in comparison
>>44834941
asmr is used for all kinds of things, literally denying reality in your head because you don't want to believe something you use for one purpose is used for another purpose is just pure stupidity anon. There is a reason DLsite has a sfw section and a nsfw section for asmr works.

>>44840724
>asmr is used for all kinds of things, literally denying reality in your head because you don't want to believe something you use for one purpose is used for another purpose is just pure stupidity anon. There is a reason DLsite has a sfw section and a nsfw section for asmr works.
i was a part of the "ASMR community" before the term was even coined, don't lecture me on what you think "ASMR" is. it's one extremely specific thing. porn is not a part of it.

>>44832979
I'm just going to drop this links here...

jasmr.net
japaneseasmr.com

Does anyone have Canan FC streams without needing to download? Even clips will do I'm so thirsty for her masturbating

>>44839400
>watching a girl masturbate for (you) is now the equivalent of wanting to kill her
I've heard a lot of wild stuff the past week but this takes the cake.

>>44841974
You know what you are doing

>>44840903
Appeal to authority

>>44840903
oh apologies, I wasn't aware I was speaking to a genuine retard.

>>44833250
You can do both kek

>>44833250
You're fapping to pixels on the screen? That's fucking weird

>>44833250
I situation-match the ASMR to the doujins or art I'm jerking off too. It really elevates the experience.

>>44834941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVBtOEojo_E
How do I not get horny? Please tell me, sensei.

>>44832979
i've tried, but it just doesn't compare to the erotic audios i usually fap to on dlsite.

Nijinigger deflection thread!

>>44832979
The chammers one during the coexist arc was peak fap material.

>>44832979
Glad to know you don't have the sex drive to reproduce

>>44844085
I-is that unbirthing asmr?

>>44847016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj7UPfEqhm4
It's becoming a bit of a thing, I think. I don't mind at all though.

I can't hear very well in general so to me ASMR is just a stream where you have to turn up the volume.
Can't you just put a normal stream on low volume and get the same effect? Why is this its own subcatagory?

>>44832979
I fap to every stream regardless of content

>>44835490
I wish I had a binaural setup for listening in bed.

>>44832979
People who don't experience ASMR just use it as a masturbation aid.

>>44844085
>>44847172
Anon my nigga

>>44847570
Those are the only two I had for now though. If you want more, perhaps the lads over at /asmr/ can assist, if there are any others.

>>44847172
so is this actually just shoving a 3dio in their cooter or is it just part of the asmr kayfabe.
This is important to my erection

>>44847570
>>44847822 (me)
I forgot to tell you there's a whole playlist in her description: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8jg7hLh8wR1yg8A8VOILLwtLH3xM2KTH

>>44847254
>turn up the volume
wtf? lol usually I have to turn down the volume, like a lot

>>44847822
>>44847978
Tuna's got some good ones yeah. This one is my favorite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfaJu5VfbYw
But all you gotta do is search for 胎内回帰 ASMR and you'll find a ton.

>>44847825
With some, it probably is just keeping it near the lower stomach. However Tuna... She's got something extra paywalled

>>44847254
>>44848013
And here I am, always blasting my audio to 100 for maximum tingles

>>44848253
>spoiler
fucking damn it.
was it your spoiler pic or something similarly spicy?

>>44848706
Spoiler pic

>>44847825
There's a ton of ASMR mics in all sorts of shapes. Just get one like picrel, chuck it in a condom and there you go. Coochie sounds. There's plenty of examples if you search for "asmr mic vaginal instertion" on google.

>>44848337
I mean, if I set my headphones/DAC to 100% I would be deaf for minimum tingles lmao

>>44840903
damn that's crazy, anyway time to listen to my daily オナサポ耳舐め ASMR from the isles of nippon

Jerk off to eroge asmr, yes. but i actually fell asleep once to lamy asmr on my bed because i just wanted to try it once since it's the "proper experience"

>>44836094
Imagine being so fucked up that you can't mentally seperate love and sexual gratification.
You're no different than yuri/yaoitards that see anything resembling positive interaction as signs of romantic interest.

>>44850415
dick rub = cum huh?
stupid fucking baboon

>>44844085
It's so quiet

>>44840903
Look up semantic progression.

>>44832979
The ones who should loll themselves are. Normal people listen to streams like Noel does where she takes care of you.

“People” too scared to watch porn put on ear licking “ASMR”

>>44833250
May you one day experience true intimacy.

>>44843754
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.

>>44832979
>>44833250
the difference is that you actually like the girl, it's like when people ask why others go on onlyfans instead of just watching porn, it's because they want to experience it with that specific girl, not just any random girl off the street, I jerk off to fauna's ASMR because i want to have sex with her specifically, not some random pornstar

>>44834941
>Where did ASMR videos go where someone walks you through the maintenance of an obscure thingamabob or a doctor talks about a medical examination in detail or some autist is showing you their collection of trinkets.
I'm with you brother.
It annoys me greatly that people either think ASMR is (a) some porn thing or (b) any old video with soft sound.
ASMR Surge is still doing autistic fiddling-with-objects, and a guy named Lloyd does relaxing roleplays of like a 1920's bartender or an antique salesman. Some of the non-thot, non-coombait OG women from 2014-2016 have come back recently, and it's kind of sad to see them pulling 5% of their former views, some of them are still doing the relaxing stuff like flower arranging or mixing paints or crinkling plastic.