/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>44144246
>Virgin
>30 years old
>Japanese

Of course i would

Yes? Is there a reason I wouldn't?

As flirty as she sounds, she's very big on monogamous romantic relationships.

Sure, but I feel bad for her. It seems she wants a family but know she's getting older and losing that opportunity.

>>44144246
I'm at the point where I'd consider marrying Matsuri, so yes I would.

>>44147780
Even if Matsuri is a japanese whore, it's better than any western woman. So yes, i would marry her as well.

Am I really supposed to believe any overseas sexy guys wouldn't want to marry Senchou? I don't care if I'm 2 millionth in line, I'm working my way to the front.
This is my asset purchased manhwa only readable in twitter posts.

>>44144246
>Sues children for saying mean things about her online
Far too unstable. No.

>>44144246
>lesbian
no

>>44144246
Yes, I would love to marry a japanese hag

>>44144246
She's the only one for me.

>>44144246
If I didn't think there was a 100% chance she was a used up slut that would cheat on me and break my heart, then hell yeah. Sadly that's probably the case.

I'd prefer marrying the rat or the detective to this whore.

>>44144246
In a heart beat.

ill marry even you anon im so lonely

>>44144246
Why wouldn't you marry a woman like her?

>>44150978
The rat i guess i could work with it.
The detective? A roastie whore with a bodycount, come on anon have some shame

>>44144246
yes absolutely 100%

She is rich, is funny and has a good voice. If she is ugly then you can just put a paper bag on her head.

>>44144246
If I remember correctly she said she will take out her frustrations and stress on you, so for me is a pass unless she fixes that.

>>44144246
of course, the best women are women that fucking want dick

>>44144246
Senchou herself has warned you what to expect if you really do marry her.

>>44144246
>Hot
>Hag
>30 years old so is hitting peak horniness
>Rich
Yes, without hesitation.

I'd rather marry a man like Towa

>>44149281
she did?

everyone would marry her in a heartbeat thinking about getting in her pants but what if the marriage clause forbids sex?

>>44153003
im fine with rape

>>44144246
>thinks vtubers are real personalities

>>44153003
Anon, she’s a horny 30 year old woman. Any sex based marriage clause is going to be based around how many times a week you have to fuck her.

>>44147780
>>44147888
Qrd?

>>44144246
Yes. I love girls who try to act assertive and lewd but turn into shy, love-starved maiden's when you're alone and there's no one else to perform for.
Much better than tsundere/yandere shit.

>>44153226
Matsuri acknowledges men exist, so as far as the board is concerned she is a whore. Anything beyond that is just people shit posting. Does she actively fuck? Maybe, but no one has any proof she’s whoring around on the regular. A random Nip will claim they fucked her every now and then on twitter, but it’s never with anything more than the kind of shit you see here about anon fucking his oshi.

>>44152091
She will just have sex with you 24/7

>>44151629
>Ame
>roastie
>body count
Do reps newfag

At this point, I don't want to marry anyone else

>>44153565
She's fucked multiple people including nonwhites you massive teacuck lmao

Yes.

>>44153458
>the hand

>>44144246
Marry? No, fuck? definitely.

>>44144246
You don't even have to ask Marine, I'm ready

Absolutely. God I want to breed her 30-something pussy so fucking much.

>>44144246
I don't know anything about her and I honestly can't trust anything I've seen

A woman actually like Marine the character would drive you insane in under a year if you had to put up with that every minute of the day

>>44144246
Only if she promises to look after her voice

>>44154017
The hand was a hand, you have no idea who it belonged to or what it was doing there. Considering her reaction it was likely someone she doesn’t want people knowing about, a boyfriend or some fuck buddy? Probably, we don’t actually know though, regardless of what anyone wants to try to claim.

>>44144246
Yes, very much yes.

>>44153003
marriage by definition includes sexo

>>44153655
>he's never seen her RM's face
Again, do reps, newfag.

>>44154651
qrd on this?

>>44155456
During a roommate stream, you can see the door to her room open and you see a hand on the door handle. Her response afterwards was that someone had broken into her apartment, so that’s either true or she panicked and lied as it was someone she didn’t want her viewers to know about. That’s all there is to it, people here will obviously try to talk like they know for sure it’s some dude she’s fucking, and it may have been, but no one knows who it actually was or why they were there.

>>44144246
I'd make her pregnant with my babies if you know what I mean

>>44156906
So I gotta complete with some rando lol. Ok after me she’ll forget about that nigger.

>>44154258
I don't know anything about her and I honestly can't trust anything I've seen

But I will marry her if given the chance just because she's rich and I want to live like a NEET

>>44154258
Sounds like a skill issue

Marine is the only woman I would marry. She keeps to herself and is preoccupied with her own shit so I know she wouldn't be a clingy pain in the ass 24/7. Just when she needs a good dicking

>>44144246
Yes. Even if we dont take looks into account, her personality is just great. Who wouldnt want that kind of person around.
inb4 its just an act. Nah, Marine is Marine, she talked about this many times, no one puts up an act for that long. Certain traits might be exaggerated for comedy, but thats pretty much her.

>>44144246
I've long considered her true wife material.

Not waifu material, wife material. I think such a relationship with her would be nice and stable.

No way a woman like her is a virgin. She could get any dick she wants. Does she just fear a relationship or something?

>>44144246
No shit arm Pitt she’s perfect. She’s optimistic cute, hard working. The only problem is I’m not good enough for a girl like her right now. I’m working on but I will make myself worthy!

>>44144246
>laughs a lot
>likes dirty jokes
>plays old games
>big ass
>Japanese
10/10 would wife and produce a baseball team with

>>44144246
Yes but lets face it, no one on this board is worthy of her.
I want her to marry a billionaire and be pampered for life because she deserves it.

>>44144246
abso-fucking-lutely, considering how japanese people are as a whole with the one-sided cheating and whatnot
there's also the fact that she's rich and a jp passport is two steps away from a fucking royalty pass in terms of travel
positives all around

Yes, she's easily like top5 holo wife material

>>44151629
>bodycount
Marine also has a bodycount. Literally the only ones in JP who don't are Pekora, Noel and Suisei because they are shutins, mentally ill shutins and mentally ill.

Ask yourself this, how the fuck are you an attractive woman and single at 30? The only answers are mental illness, being a roastie or being legitimately religious.

>>44149379
This

>>44153655
>including nonwhites
No shit, she's nonwhite herself.

>>44144246
Maybe I'm cynical but she seems too good to be true.

i would wife her up in a microsecond. my only demand is that i fertilize all of her remaining eggs

>>44158136
Unironically this.
If she's hot and single she's probably insane.

>>44157301
she's a hag and japanese men are a bunch of faggots who cant handle women above the age of 20

>>44158136
>Noel
>Suisei
DYRBI? the latter literally sang a song about getting pumped and dumped under the cherry blossom tree or something

>>44153288
Outstanding taste

>>44157053
No, please, elaborate

>>44160169
/jp/ are convinced that Noel's RM is a virgin due to her inability to handle a dildo and the fact she gets all her social interaction from the internet (until hololive).
Suisei talks to dolls, has a soundboard of her oshi and her general behavriour makes me think she's unironically on the spectrum. It's like how Aqua said Suisei's sister was "stunning" but not right in the head, so it could be some genetic thing but I don't doubt them having poor interactions with people especially when Japanese people likely aren't used to dealing with people with little filter.

>>44160169
Sauce

>>44160601
>inability to handle a dildo
This one is painfully true. Even i can give a better blowjob.

>>44160629
aseta hanamidori, one of my favorite song in the album btw

>>44160795
proof? right now?

>>44160861
>Aseta Hanamidori is a song about being pumped and dumped under a cherry blossom
I mean, not specifically this but she sings about hating shit that would be associated with a relationship that ends like that I suppose. Using song lyrics, especially ones written by someone else, to decide whether or she's a virgin or a whore who fucks around isn't really the greatest of proof either way though. Considering how attractive Suisei supposedly is according to basically anyone who has met her, I find it hard to believe there hasn't been at least one guy in her 25 years of life that has managed to reach the holy land, but a song's lyrics certainly aren't an indication of that. Although I also wouldn't be that surprised if her and her a sister are that overly autistic they scare normal people off

>>44161232
i'm not reading all that anon. i genuinely don't care if any of these girls are virgins are not, i'm not that much of a moron to believe that anyway. i'll still support & enjoy their contents regardless just take my comment as some sort of silliness or something no need to take it so seriously

>>44160169
>Singing a song about something means that you did it
>Vtubers singing Mr.Brightside means that they want to cuck fans
You people are brainded and should be shot.

>>44162525
>Mr.Brightside
Why did this song ever get so popular? Even back when it came out and cuck wasn't this common internet thing it struck me as bizarre people liked a song about some dude fucking a chick you liked.

>>44163092
Because most people don't actually pay attention to what a song means.

>>44163092
>Why did this song ever get so popular?
It's a song about a guy finding out his gf was cheating on him, gee I wonder how that message resonates in the age of casual sex, social media and later tinder.

>>44163478
Funny thing is Hey Ya! literally says that.
>(Y'all don't want to hear me, you just want to dance)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv3pXjrtkyI

>>44160116
But the hentais...

>>44144246
Yes

>>44144246
She's take a lot of work, but plenty of spankings should solve that just fine. She'd even enjoy them!

>>44152857
Aren’t they talking about La+
>and even La+ herself didn’t as well
>she just said “I’ve have won in the court if I sued but I didn’t, and I forgive you all for what you’ve done until this very moment. Please be considerate to Holo idols, not only me.”

>>44153003
We’d overthrow the gov so that such a law, violating the basic human right of having sexual inter course with you Oshi Vtuber, will never be legitimate. Time to reholution.

>>44152091
That just make her even better.

>tfw same age as this hag
Do i stand a chance?

yes. it's an obligation as a sexy overseas boy

>>44144246
Only if she accepts Jesus Christ as her Lord and Savior

>>44164906
Women only marry upwards. If you are less successful you can forget it.

>>44144246
With the character? No
With the person? No

>>44144246
Hm... meh, I'd ruin her

>>44160378
I'd find her, drag her to the makeshift sex dungeon in my basement, and drain my balls into her womb for 8 hours a day until I'm dead if you know what I mean

>>44144246
Only if she resembles her model cause I'm not marrying some asian hag with a fat ass

>>44153226
ZE HANDO

Sure, it's better than my current situation.

I don't speak moonrunes and these thirst comments in this thread are really gay
you guys are gay

>>44144246
If she'll keep talking in that sexy manner, yes.

You don't want a gf who flirts with and drools over every cute girl she sees.

>funny as fuck on stream, but hard-working off stream
>genuinely loves otaku stuff, especially from the 90s/00s, never sounds like a poser like some other girls
>loves loli
>great musical sense, consistantly gets the best original songs of the company
>acts lewd without crossing some obvious lines like twitch whores
One of the woman I would marry just for her personality.

>>44158136
>Marine also has a bodycount. Literally the only ones in JP who don't are Pekora, Noel and Suisei because they are shutins, mentally ill shutins and mentally ill.
>no Aqua

>>44175026
Dude.
Regular threesomes

>>44176479
if you dated marine then the girl that would be in a threesome with you two would somehow have high enough standards to sleep with her while having low enough self esteem to sleep with you

>>44177014
I may be fairly short. But lookswise I'm average and my dick is well above average.
So all in all the main drawback is I'm an antisocial sperg.
Marine draws them in, I dick them both.

>>44144351
>fat ass
>huge tits
>lewd

YES YES YES YES YES YES

Too old
But honestly because I'm still young I hope I could find a woman like her in the future

>>44149281
you’re Gay

>>44144246
she seems like perfect wife material, I don't understand why someone wouldn't

>>44144246
But we are already married

>>44151873
>If she is ugly
Shes not

>>44144246
Isn't she a fujoshi? Men don't like fujos so no they wouldn't marry her.

>>44153288
B A S E D

>>44153288
I think it's a pretty popular archetype, from recent anime there is Takagi for example

>>44144246
Yes. Imagine if she asks you to fuck her sister to give her a boost of confidence.

>>44157301
Well once Noel mentioned that Marine is sexually frustrated which also means she is a virgin, besides Marine herself has said that most of her life she has been busy working, she is so workaholic that it even neglects her own health, also she has terrible self esteem and constantly repeats that she would not make for a good girlfriend/wife.

>>44181228
Good luck finding a female nerd that isn't one to some extend.

>>44144246
Yes. I would breed her too. Pregnant always.

>>44158136
>or being legitimately religious.
She’s catholic though

>>44158136
>woman
>mentally ill
Redundant.

>>44144246
Yeah, but only if she's fun IRL. If she's yet another one of those japanese women that are serious and moody in private but pretend to be energetic and fun to others then no, fuck no.

>>44182218
Just give her correction. It's what they want.

>>44144246
There's a giant semen stain on my marine daki right where her womb would be

>>44144246
Of course, without hesitating for a second, but unlike many here I would not marry her because she is “Horny” but because her personality and talents is what really attracts me to her, I love her art and I love how she sings, also she has a very cheerful and supportive personality, she is always there to help people in need, besides one of her dreams is to be a mom and one of mine is to be a father.
She is just a wonderful person, i love her so much.

>>44183376
I approve of wholesomeposting

>>44165615
holy based

>>44144246
If she loved me? 100%

First you need to lose weight and leave your house, learn social skills and stop watching vtuber, maybe then it could be possible

>>44144351
> virgin
Anon.......

>>44162525
should? how about you come here and do it yourself

No

>>44181913
> Noel mentioned that Marine is sexually frustrated
Any source? I’m curious in how she express it in order to be taken that way.
> which also means she is a virgin
She can be sexually frustrated without being a virgin. This doesn’t make any sense.

>>44152857
>>44164692
It was a few "/vt/ drama cycles" back, check the archives if you're really curious but

>>44184284
But if I lose weight I'll become a literal skelly.

>>44185249
Damn the clip no longer exists but the VOD is in the description https://hololiveclip.com/clips/sushi/noel-reveals-that-marine-is-sexually-frustrated【hololive-eng-sub】/

>>44185935
Fuck, I know japanese so I’d have loved to listen it to see if it was actually said/implied or if it was just the clipper niggering.

>>44185935
>>44186107
https://web.archive.org/web/20210425210838/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ3L6GqjHGY
There is archive you know ?

>>44187641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEkaaeg4SiA

>>44144246
>marrying old women

lol

>30
I like her but I think she's a little too old for me. Like that's only 10 years at best to have kids. That's not anywhere near enough for a soccer team.

>>44192583
This just implies nonstop impregnation sex over 10 years. And you only need 11 for a soccer team, so there's still time

>>44149379
she literally grew out of this. all-female schools do that to people

>>44144246
I'm old, fat, bald and ugly. I'd marry anyone that would have me.

>>44144246
Yeah, I have an above average beautiful white but she needs her Zog One World Government New World Order overthrown by team 4chan and Infowars. Or we're both dead, let alone not crowning her complete with her XL white hapa baby.

>>44192583
use fertility drugs to increase the odds of her carrying twins or triplets

>>44144246
Yes, I want to cum inside her and impregnate her so we can raise a family together.

>>44144246
A wealthy, horny Japanese hag desperate for a man in her life? Why yes, I'm getting fit and have begun my JP reps with the goal of moving to glorious Nippon and marrying someone exactly like her.

>>44196280

I cannot bring myself to trust yaoi fangirls. She WILL get you blackout drunk and peg you in your sleep. You WILL awaken with a ruptured anus.

>>44144246
Too fat

>>44201959
h-hot

Marine has a double digit bodycount just so you delusional virgins know. This is well known among nips and that's why nips are not gachikoi for her.

>>44217925
>nips are not gachikoi for her.
I never read something so blatantly false

>>44154196
Toguro chama?

>>44144351
>Virgin

>>44218970
So they want to date someone they know is a whore?

>>44211920
even better

>>44144246
As much as I would love to, no, because I feel as though I don't deserve to be happy

>>44144246
Absolutely. She has great ass, great social skill and a lonely womb

>>44144246
Absolutely, it's one of my dreams in life to impregnate a cute Japanese hag and make her happy.
Sadly it's just a dream

>>44144246
yes

>>44144246
yes