/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>44089064
>Trying to sneak cuckbeats onto Vesper
Nice try but deadbeats were already cucked long before Vesper

pikamee deflection thread

>>44089064
I actually do wonder who's next.
He can only get Bae, Kronii and Ame. Other girls don't want to deal with this bullshit

>mfw unicorns are tearing at their hairs and pulling their teeth out over Vesper
>who barely even acknowledges women

>>44089064
>tfw oshi is japanese babiniku
literally a vtuber that can't get yaba dabba do'd

>>44089064
Please stop him destroying StarsEN

>>44090194
Kaela. She is big and ID.

Just show him some disorganized cables and send him to spergatory.

>>44089064
Don't hate the player, hate the game.

>>44090590
>spergatory
Nice.

>>44089064
YABBA DABBA DOO!

>>44090217
This is a joke right?

>>44089064
Let the galaxy burn

>>44089064
Tranny was homobeggar all along???

>>44089064
What I missed?

>>44089064
>Little vespies are YABBA DABBA DOOin in their wombs right now
OH NO NO NO TeaBrapClockKeks not like this..?!?! owari da..

>>44090229
You underestimate Vesper

Why is it vesper? Shouldn't it be Magni since she visited his stream the other day?

>>44096457
Yeah, Magni x Ame is the true one.
Their banter is top notch

>>44089064
> He's destroying HoloEN
He actually helps Gachikoi filter out whores from HoloEN so they can use the money properly. He's a unicorn secret agent.

>fuck idol culture? don't mind if I do

vesper is great, and people shitting on him and the girls just for doing goddamn collabs are weird as shit

>>44089064
More than 17k ccv unicorns dont even exist anymore, its a myth

>>44089064
Seethe more, homobegging bastard

>>44096457
Magni is a woman with a dick

>>44097258
Always glad to see the whores exposed

>>44097425
Women don't have dick. Get help and delete your secret porn folder you unironic tranny faggot

>>44090194
Based on difficulty level
Mumei > Ina > Fauna > Irys > Kiara > Gura

>>44089064
Not him. The problem is the blue guy...

>>44093144
Nijitranny

>>44089064
>pretended to be Gura to get Free factorio codes
>told his manager to fuck off
>is Laplus' boyfriend and keeps inviting her to Valorant games when she's supposed to stream
>wore a sheet over his head and pretended to be a ghost to scare the shit out of Chloe
>sells Mori her Xanax, lean, alcohol and fastfood
>hacked Rushia's discord during the GTA collab with Miko
>is the Japanese drama tuber that Rushia contacted and lied about her leaking confidential information
>hacked Towa's discord and was the male voice on her stream
>opened the door behind Matsuri and accidentally showed his hand onstream
>is the host that blackmailed Matsuri
>was Mel's manager and sexually harassed her
>fingerbanged Ollie onstream
>set fire to Subaru's house
>orchestrated the trash taste collab
>Connor and Veibae's statements about hololive were written by him
>is the reason for Nene, Laplus and Shion's depressions
>photoshopped Luna out of the holofes poster when nobody was looking
>spoke perfect Cantonese and perfectly impersonated Bae's mother onstream
>keeps spiking Ame's food with bread
>convinced Pekora to buy a monkey
>dug the hole in minecraft
>injected Ina with the vax and gave her heart disease
>broke Luna's neck during the VR horror stream
>ripped a fat shart during Mori's stream
>gave Kronii books about woke gender shit during her childhood
>built Bae's cuckshed
>damaged Suisei and Marine's voices
>is the reason why Aqua, Shion and Ayame barely stream
>sent anti messages to Iofi after the among us collab
>made kobo eat literal shit
>traced Nene's drawing
>forces cover to sell acrylic stands
>drugged Mori right before meme review
>gave Mio food poisoning and made her puke onstream multiple times
>runs the Argentinian central bank and is responsible for ARS superchats
>intercepted Flare, Nene and Irys' initial designs and replaced them with designs he made
>coded the YouTube analytics page to list Taiwan
>is the shadow president of Taiwan
>simultaneously runs the Chinese anti botfarms
>managed HoloCN and is responsible for every bad decision they made causing the entire branch to get fired, including watching wolf warrior onstream
>ordered Russia to invade Ukraine so Russian fans couldn't donate to Botan any longer
>Killed Fauna's cat, Noel's hamster, Sana's dog and Roboco's cat
>told Mori's sister about the airBNB and suggested the "rager"
>fed boner pills to every dude at the houseparty and told them where Gura was hiding, told Mori she was up to "shenanigans"
>added himself as a friend on Gura and Irys' switch accounts
>is singlehandedly responsible for every orange woman bad post, ran the eggcord
>convinced Miko that Pekora would totally enjoy it if she initiated sex with her out of nowhere without asking during their sleepover
>is the CEO of Capcom and caused the holocaust by deciding to copyright strike Mio for playing some decade old DS game, requiring permissions for games ever since (also caused the real holocaust)
>planted the Reine dox pictures in Ollie's image folder
>infected Kanata with her ear disease
>got Choco and Kiara shadowbanned
>told Susan to crack down on lewd content
>tweeted out all the anti tweets that made Huke cancel the Kiara minecraft collab
>Fired Shinove
>Forced Kira, Suzaku and Kaoru to graduate
>Hired Hitomi Chris
>gave Hitom Chris her equipment in return for sexual favors
>Graduated Hitomi Chris
>is Aloe's father
>leaked Aloe's private stream
>pretended to be Nijisanji fans and anti'd her until she graduated
>convinced Ame, Kronii and Ina to Collab with tempus, still trying to convince the rest of EN/JP
>hired Tempus
>hired Mori
>raped every single member of Hololive in front of Yagoo while doing lines of coke off his dick and suckerpunching Sora
>YABBA DABBA DO

>>44098274
WTF is he Aizen?

>>44097811
More like
Ina>Mumei>Kiara>Fauna>IRyS>Gura

>shows up
>plays to win
>autistically calculates his roll position on the board
>trade hustles
>Trashes the game when it disconnects like a piece of shit
>I literally can't recall him saying anything about either of the two girls through the whole collab
THIS is what unicorns fear?

>>44097258
So he was the hero all along?

Cover is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it -- we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN!

>>44097258

>>44090473
Kaela barely has time to collab with girls much less boys.

>>44097258
Oh that explains the sharp chin, he is the Lelouch of HoloproEN

>>44089064

Stop posting about yourself in /vt/ Vesper and get some motherfucking therapy.

>>44102008
>Getting therapy
Silence, normalfag.

>>44102047
You're right anon. Maybe Vesper will become an-hero live on stream and major news outlets will report on it.

>>44097380
Kys

>>44089064
No

What is it about old men that makes every woman wet, no matter nationality or sexuality? I don't get it

>>44090217
>who barely acknowledges women
I wonder if anyone on this board even watches him because the "anti unicorn"-fags certainly don't.

>>44104731
Old men are the future.

Can someone explain the yabba dabba doo meme?

>>44107193
/hlg/ and /dbs/'s retard baby

>>44097425
Magni is just a dude who tells me to fuck Vaporeons