/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>44011497
I will never be a woman.

Pippa 2.0

>>44011497
Do you know where the fuck you are?

>>44011497
I'd be a rapist like miko

>>44011497
Good upbringing female cumbrain type.

Women don’t exist

>>44011497
I believe there's an unfilled niche for vtubers who actively encourage the most schizo parasocial behavior, appealing to the most extreme fringe audience. I would be their Charles Manson in the form of an anime girl

>>44011497
A male vtuber.

>>44011497
I will never be a woman.
Neither will (you)

>>44011497
I'd be extremely parasocial and try to go the self-improvement route, encouraging my viewers to start gymming, learning skills etc in order to impress me - and form a community around that. I'd be willing to DM and become penpals with my viewers. I'd probably also have variety streams rather than a rigid schedule as I prefer those tangential fever dream-type streams where you sort of just go with the flow.

>>44012802
ever thought about transitioning? I need this kind of chuuba

>>44011497
menhera one

>>44011497
I'd masturbate on stream in secret. The fun part would be seeing how many people notice if something is wrong and to see if the channel won't be banned.

A GFE Vtuber because I wanna get fucking paid

>>44011497
>Ai shit
Do the people who generate this trash think it looks good? Seriously?

Mumei 2.0

i'd stream factorio and minecraft for 2 hours and then end my stream and masturbate for 22 hours

>>44012802
you should just do this as a male vtuber with a loli model.

a whore

>>44011497
The most boring one. I barely have the will to live as is. Imagine me streaming.

>>44013528
whore

>>44012732
In every way except physical, I am a woman.

>>44011497
I'll copy Veibae frfr

>>44014134
Kronii...

>>44014156
Poorfag

>>44011497
Kaela except with strategy games. Streams consist of mostly silent 10 hour paradox games and for high effort days giggle at getting 4 pooled, warp rushed or whatever dumb shit in ranked for a random rts

>>44013493
Might as well join emoechi

>>44011497
A shit one. I strive to be kind and courteous, yet keep people at an arm's length. I never open up or show any strong feelings, positive or negative, even over things I'm genuinely passionate about. I'd be really boring, doubly so in collabs.
I'm great at flight sims and racing games though, so at least I'd have a relatively unique niche as far as gaming content goes.

>>44014475
Well, I guess, but I was thinking the fun would come from no one finding out lol.

>>44011497
A pngTuber that communicates with chat by text instead of mic or tts

If I was a woman, I would be a cat Vtuber, with cat ears, wide hips, and big boobs, which are always up front and showing some skin.

My name would be a Japanese fusion name, like Sakura Nekopaws. I would stream on Twitch.

I would do ear cleaning ASMR streams, and a special Valentines gift ASMR on Valentines Day (note, not gf ASMR, just valentines gift). Other streams would be Minecraft, Overwatch, VR Chat, and goofy 3D prop streams, where my 3D cat model (with accentuated hips and bust) would be in a bikini, and I would play around with 3D virtual props, and do pumishment games.

My favourite anime would be Demon Slayer, Attack on Titan and Kaguya Sama.

I would start out with some simple solo gaming streams, but reach out to other indies to collab with me.

>>44011497
A perma pre-debut vtweeter trash

astolfo from fates

>>44013940
No, they do it just to spite (You).

>>44011497
IWNBAW

>>44011497
Lore: One of the guards from the riddle where one of the guards always lies and one always tells the truth - purports to always tells the truth
Gimmick: Lies about literally everything, fills dead air with complete bullshit and stories that contradict each other

>>44011497
Female to male trans one.

>>44011497
You will never be a woman
Your skin is thicker and rougher than that of a woman
Your pores and connective tissues are arranged differently from those of a woman
Your bone structure, including jaw, brow ridge, and hips, is obviously male
You have a man's hairline
Your ring finger is longer than your index finger
Your navel is above your waist
Your body stores fat differently than a woman does
Your saliva, sweat and urine contain male pheromones
You are biologically incapable of menstruation and pregnancy
Every somatic cell in your body contains the Y chromosome
Children are confused when they see you
the most importantly
Your parents will use your real name when they bury you

If I were a woman, I'd be ugly. The trend for Vtubers is that they're actually hot but they're too shy to be on camera.

>>44015297
>Your ring finger is longer than your index finger
What does it mean if your ring finger and index finger are the same length? Asking for a friend

>>44015415
Sorry, dude, but when you wake up tomorrow your little friend won't be there.8mary

>>44011497
I would be a lynx gyaru that is an FPS addict that plays minecraft every monday

>>44015441
Well shit, guess I'd better download vtube studio

>>44011497
A parasocial bi schizo menhera hikkineet who plays autism games 10 hours a day and does lewd asmr on rm.

>>44014984
At least they aren't delusional and think it looks good then. They're just schizos lol.

>>44013940
It's the new shitposting angle of century.

>>44015297
bro i just checked my fingers and my ring finger is shorter, what do

>>44011497
I'd probably just chill and play JRPGs. I know there's the whole whore meta, and I'd probably think about it, but ultimately settle on a reserved style. Kind of like a librarian, cause I'm a fucking nerd.

>>44011497
Tradwife/tradgf experience. Cooking, crafts, eating food review/asmr. I can cook really well.

>>44011497
Full GFE. But without lying.
I legit enjoy the idea of having a fanbase in love with me, and I would try to reciprocate the feeling to the best of my ability. But at the same time, I feel I would be a kusogaki like Shion who enjoys teasing and pushing buttons.
Honestly I dunno why most vtubers are so against doing GFE. It just seems like fun to me to treat your fans like your personal harem.

>>44016270
When you go to sleep, your bones will start shrinking, your hair grows longer, and you'll start feeling muscle pains all over. By the time you wake up...

>>44016726
Nigga you're gonna be groomed to hell and back.

>>44016403
>no comfy librariantuber WHO Talks about books and dies cozy reading atreams

>>44011497
Whoring myself so /vt/ faggots will donate me money

Gross lgbt shut. kys faggot

>>44013493
I bet some vtubers have already done that.

>>44016726
>But without lying.
You realize you'd have a female brain, right?

a shameless whore who holds her audience in pretty much open contempt since that seems to be the fast track to success

>>44014019
You wouldn't be able to stop Factorio after two hours. That's more unrealistic as you becoming a woman.

>>44023331
Women don't lie, they lack the mental acuity to do so. Any erroneous recollection of events and facts or outlandish promises are merely delusional ramblings instead of malicious or cunning fabrications.

>>44015297
>Your ring finger is longer than your index finger
my left hand is shorter but right hand is longer, what does it mean?

>>44028758
You're a fiddler crab.

>>44028250
>they lack the mental acuity to do so
this is an interesting perspective anon

>>44013940
Unironically yes. Art is a meme, AI stuff looks good enough and this will only improve. Useless jobs should be automated out of existence and lazy fucks like you should be forced into coalmining. Grow a pair.

>>44029507
>Art is a mem
that will be $10K tyvm

>>44014560
>great at flight sims and racing games
fucking my god
please stream