/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Squeezable and milkable

Hand holding with CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKAFUJI LISA!

Breasts
https://www.twitch.tv/yuuna

only 147 days until Ami confesses her love for ME

>>43974630
guys, is Yuuna...breastfeeding Tonya? That's what this conveys to me...

https://youtu.be/3vh5S15j-2o
Do we honestly believe they lost power for a week? Why does Tomoya keep lying and cheating like this? Were they on their honeymoon?

>>43976070
No but she did talk extensively about breastfeeding earlier. Tonya is supposed to be "dribbling" Yuuna's tit.

>>43976096
Tomo chewed through the power cables

>binge ami vods i missed
>my youtube rec is now Ami vods and a bunch of LOTR/Tolken channels vids on ungoliant and shelob.
Bros did Ami end the era of the trees?

>>43976070
>Bread got Tonya on GOMAD
This explains the weight gain

Just to make sure, you guys don't consider Lisa flat right? That chest is actually quite considerably sized, especially if you account for the angle I took the picture at, I think it's pretty clear she's not flat guys

>>43977424
>the outfit
>calling tonya her daughter
>making her drink a gallon of milk today
>just talked about breastfeeding
I think she's taking this too far, Yuuna really thinks she's mommy

>>43977597
we love your very modest breasts lisa

I appreciate that Ami likes SFW and NSFW fanart on Twitter, which means she either has something set up to ping her whenever art is posted there, or she actively checks it herself, which either way results in her looking at lewds of herself

SPICY

>>43978735

Ami THICC

Would (You) rather have a cute oshi or a sexy oshi?
>inb4 why not both

>>43977753
yuuna's womb is screaming

>>43979926
>>43979911
perfection is right here

waiting for chikafuji lisa

CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIkafuji LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIsa
https://www.twitch.tv/chikafujilisa

>>43979926
why not both

>>43979926
An oshi that's cute 98% of the time but then irresistibly sexy 2% of the time

[Good news]
Lisa ate a cheese

Tiny sheep can't reach things...

>Chewed through the soundproofing

>no una vod
dammit

>Tanya raid got Lisa talking about cannibalism
uh oh

>>43981467
All according to keikaku

>>43981296
i can get it for ya, just give me a bit

Here's your Meru lifesign for the week
https://twitter.com/suromeru/status/1630338077133615105

>i dont think I like it
damn lisa

>>43982111
Best part of music review, makes her positive reactions so much more impactful

>>43982260
True, I've just never heard her be so blunt before I think

>>43982030
m e r u l o v e

Lisa is quite cute today

Whenever Lisa gets merch again I'm putting her stickers on the scabbard of my shitty katana I bought at a con

>>43982880
based mall ninja

>>43982880
Sheeple, you're not some kind of chuuni are you?

Lisa's Pikachu sounds are so cute I might die from hearing it

>>43981296
>>43981467
Interestingly enough, una's stream talked about cannibalism too....

>>43982990
I'm not, not in the slightest, that word is illegal. Just because I occasionally swing it around my room while listening to bury the light because it's based off vergils sword does not make me some sort of c-word

Berryfuji Lisa my beloved

>>43972927
I'm waiting for more merch to pile up so I can buy everything together, plus I'm not too much into stickers.

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1630391725154861056
Ami is horny

>>43981296
alright, here's una's vod. her stream died three times, but i merged them together.
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Aw fuck I've been moving most of the day, did i miss my song in Lisa's music review?

>>43985401
What song was yours?

my girlfriend is on vacation…

Does anyone else find find Ami's drawings of herself more attractive than her model? Why? Is present lips and thicker eyelashes really make all the difference? I just feel there's a sex appeal in drawn Ami that's completely absent in the model. I got a picture of some neutral -ish faces for a better comparison

Lisa's boyish stick legs...

>>43985564
Tibetan pop stars

>>43985692
Celery Stickafuji

>Lisa's legs look like this

Chikafuji Lisa's hank hill ass

>Lisa fantasizes about sheeple being misunderstood gruff bad boys that she fixes

>>43984592
thank you based anon

>>43985685
She definitely makes her model curvier and thicker which I greatly appreciate.

>>43986191
you sheeple and buckos may not like it, but shadow the hedgehog is the ideal male

She's so dorky, it's so fucking cute

>>43986294
I need to get good at drawing there's so many demented art pieces I want to make for this board. Like a Leatherface style piece with Shadow the hedgehogs ripped off face over a bucko's in an attempt to woo Ami... That would be kino

kana playing stray
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuY5fs_7gGE

That thing in Lisa's apartment is a female???

>>43986917
Look I know Lisa's itty bitty titties aren't winning any size contests but that's still a really rude thing to say, anon.

>>43985685
Almond shaped eyes with thicker eyelashes, more noticeable lips, very thick thighs and wide hips.
Also consider she added the fangs and the dark make up she uses with the devil costume tol the model. She knows how to perfect an already great looking design into pure sex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbbb80TEpl4
dog is now live

Purin... I couldn't save her...

>>43986977
But how does one squilk what isn't there? ʕಠ_ಠʔ

>>43986899
were those... actual hiccups?

>>43987543
from the heart, anon

>>43987543
It's not impossible to squeeze and milk a small chest, just harder. The fact that it's harder to obtain just makes the milk of a small chest of higher value

>>43985685
the more defined features and shapely body she gives herself add so much appeal its crazy
and the clothes she draws herself in also add a lot of charm to how she portrays herself

4 streams waiting for Lisa to play my song.

>>43989454
You're telling me, I submitted mine 50 minutes after the tweet went up

>>43989454
>>43989572
Never underestimate sheeple autism, I've planned days around being able to get my submission in

Lisa's so light the recoil of a pistol moves her

why is Haewon the autistic unironically funny?
Sorry Haewon schizos its better if you look away.

https://twitter.com/HaewonTheHeart/status/1630167907161473025?s=20

>>43990991
I'm starting to think - to be sure, rather - that haweon is the unironic autist that scored last place on that test

>>43990991
>He/Them
Yeah good company
Rumao

Why is this sheep so fucking cute bros

>>43991417 (me)
https://twitter.com/HaewonTheHeart/status/1630063583416688641
Scratch that. I'm absolutely certain she is

I just almost cried over how cute Lisa is

>>43991944
Anon please...you're making sheeple look bad...

>>43991520
The answer is because she is pure

>>43991765
>https://twitter.com/HaewonTheHeart/status/1630063583416688641
Our autistic girlfriend can't be this cute

>>43992262
I love her and her pure heart and hope she can inspire millions one day

I've noticed that Ami has started to spell words weirdly when she replies to me on the bird app. Does this mean anything?

>>43992905
Gaslighting

>>43992689
She said she'll be happy if she inspired just one sheeple and she already did
So mission accomplished

>>43990991
You glow, witch.

>https://twitter.com/MariaParadisia/status/1630418919675625474
>Those game choices
How old is Maria?

>>43994575
Based on that she still has schoolwork I'm guessing 21 or 22ish. Which would make her 8 or 9 when most of these games came out.
She could also be around Meru's age (26ish) if the DS is big nostalgia for her as much as it is for Meru.

>>43992905
shes into you bro, make the first move.

the schizo psych op is starting to work on me

>>43994929
anon from /kr/ here, since when was Haewon in the op?

>>43995121
Since she was revealed to be part of gen fourn't

>>43994812
You might be right about her being in her early or mid 20s, most likely the latter since she has mentioned her favorite game of all time is Sly Cooper 2 and that came out in 2004. Though, she could've also played it way later after release

t. sinner since pre-tsunderia

>>43995165
>gen fourn't
uhh is it a long story?

>>43995287
Not really.
>Gen 4 gets hired
>Gets delayed literally forever
>Company goes under
>They decide to stick together has their own "generation" anyhow.

I got kissed by Purin aaaaaaaa

>>43995375
oh
I never thought she would go corpo, but it makes some sense if it is tsunderia

I love this sheep more than words can express and I will do everything in my power to help contribute to her dreams and goals

>>43977597
Chai, when did you learn to work a camera timer, anyway?

>>43991517
>company
Anon....

>>43996690
>Doesn't understand words have more than one meaning.
ESL-chama...

https://twitter.com/MioriMerch/status/1630435705959878656?t=Rooy5loOM9Dwg1dquuJHBw&s=19
Girlfriend.....initially i was going to buy this pad but the size was too big for make it comfortable on my desk free space so i went with the cheaper one, oh well

>>43997269
Chinks are STILL not done scamming her

>>43997366
I will never forgive the uyghur slaves working at the chinese factories for starving on top of my girlfriend's merch before finishing it properly

Thinking about how much joy i have had enter my life by finding this cute spider girl and how much I love her. Truly hope the best for her and that i can aid in her being happy

>That catch in her voice when Purin had to sing "I love you"
Want to hug

>>43998401
it kills me how flustered she gets

FUCK I missed the music review and she covered the song I submitted. How long does it usually take for the music review vods to go up?

>>43999444
Whenever someone yells at her to manually upload because it can take 2 days to the next week

>>43998317
I still love to hear each and every one of her meows. We're already rocketing towards 2000 meows, I think she might really be part cat at this point. I just want to hold her and hear her purr...

Does anyone have the music review vod? I tried to download it but its slowed down for some reason

I will never forgive the chinese

What is Lisa's tweet about, I didn't catch the stream

I noticed Ami and Sava have been talking a lot on twitter recently, I wonder if they'll ever collab together.
They both play retro and both are pretty autistic, so I could see them getting along

>>44000733
unironically think they are wanting to do the Gal-o-sengen cover

did magnetlinkchama save the lisa stream?

>>44000733
I would not be able to handle the thought of both Ami and Sava's musk at the same time

yep, workin on it

>>44001021
ami at least showers daily
>>44000948
that would be cool

>>44001097
Thank youuu!!

>>44001132
Ami gets sweaty when she sleeps though. Post nap sweaty, sleepy voice Ami with a greasy no shower Sava, that's the collab my boner needs.

>>44001271
>Amiya in one ear, Sava in the other early morning gently waking you up ASMR

lisa music review 2023 2.3
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>>44001271
The pheromones would be enough to make a man cum in his pants from 20 meters away

>>44001330
>Nearing the end of the stream
>Amiya audibly gets closer to the mic
>You can feel the growl in her voice
>"You better wake up right now young man. Any more lazing around like this and you are going to pay."

>Lisa doesn't own a step ladder
Buff sheeple easily hoisting Lisa up by her delicate little hips so she can grab stuff off the top shelf with no resistance.

>>44000363
this stream she just talked and cried a bit about how she's happy to have people who care about her.
maybe someone didn't like her guerilla? could be her anti

>>44000363
>>44002051
Probably the usual shitty maro that she responds to every time.

>>44002285
Even lisa, the most mentally sound tsunx, can't escape this...

I've said this in a different way before but I've realized how I said it has connotations I don't wish it to have. I will no longer say I owe my life to Lisa, but instead that I owe Lisa for reminding me during this tough time in my life to cherish everything, and to always form as many cherished memories as possible. All of this silly hobby has ultimately led me to Lisa, and the simple act of cheering for her with my fellow Lisa fills me with an indescribable joy, and knowing that some of that joy reaches Lisa too makes me so happy. It makes me feel worthy, like I'm wrapped in a warm blanket and can deal with my daily struggles a little more easily. Thanks to her, I am reminded to cherish this time in this silly little hobby, and to form cherished memories outside of it as well, even if the original motivation for wanting to tell her about stuff I did that day is silly, the outcome is a fuller life and I'm grateful for it. Not many people have the power to pull me out of a rut quite like Lisa can, and even fewer have the power to make me so excited for life. Lisa love, sheeple love, I will cherish Lisa now and far into the future cherish the memory of her.

>>44000733
If they collab and it's sava's spring, my balls would be drained dried that day.

>>44003402
She may be the most mentally stable, but her fanbase sure isn't.

>>44004448
>Lisa when thinking of inspired sheeple

>>44004527
oh yeah, ami will be forced to nude model herself

>>44002051
She specificly mentioned coping with hardship on stream. My money's on some dude concerning past the point of logic about the fact that she's still streaming despite recently experiencing a loss. Or bitching about crying on stream being donobait or whatever.

>Ami dream where she fell asleep while we were cuddling and drooled all over me but adamantly denied it
I've had kidney stones before but this hurts worse

I just started watching Ami a couple weeks ago so and haven't had much of a chance to listen to much else but...HOLY SHIT. Lisa has the most attractive voice I have ever heard. Is she as good as my heart, mind, and body hope she is? Everything I am hearing right now is ticking all the boxes of my dream girls, it's unreal.

>>44011533
I want to dream about Ami, but I also fear what will happen when I wake up

>>44012042
Oh it's already over for you then. Get ready to start lifting big for Lisa

>>44012171
I think it is. On this VOD she just said she used to be a dancer. My heart...

>>44011533
If anyone slapped their Ami stickers on a flat colour surface post them so we can make transparent pngs.

>>44012368
Welcome to the club, sheeple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOc_Q140Ztc

>>44012634
I have never heard anything so blessed. Seriously, my heart is melting watching her play PEGGLE of all things. This is the first day of the rest of my life.

I love this spider too much and want to reassure her I will keep loving her forever no matter what

>>43994575
>Shadows of Almia
Holy based

>>43982030
MERU LOVE

>>44003402
>the most mentally sound tsunx
That's probably Ember or Nen

>>44015706
>anyone being more stable than Ember "just wanna go camping, simple as" Amane
To be fair Kazu and Tomo seem like very grounded guys who just want to have fun and dick around.

my spidermotherwife woke up SAPPY

>>44016133
I think Tomo wins out here because of Kazu’s whole breakup thing

>>44016993
Rebuttal:
https://files.catbox.moe/wi5k60.mp3

AMI LET ME BRUSH YOUR TEETH FOR YOU IT WOULD BE REALLY SWEET

>>44017253
Sounds perfectly normal to me

Hot sweaty girlfriend... taking off her clothes...
https://twitter.com/slimeerotica/status/1630520872971964416

>>44017485
how far is hong kong from South Korea?

>>44017253
>i dont actually hate women
sure tomo!

I'm going to eat berryfuji Lisa and there's nothing you can do to stop me

>>44017769
Squeezable and juiceable

>>43986899
VOD blocked due to Ghibli, does anyone have a stream recording?

>>44017926
julkable?

I want to do mundane, everyday tasks with Ami and have fun doing them because I get to be with her

>>44019224
We should pool money for a 30 second animated montage of doing mundane stuff with Ami

>>44019224
>Saturday water-heater shopping with Amiya
Domestic bliss..

>>44019607
>Picking out the wall paint colors for your new apartment with Ami
>Haggling a good deal for a rare retro game at a con with Ami
>Picking out ingredients in a charcuterie board for a movie night with Ami
>Ami holding the flashlight while you fix a flat tire at night

>>44019969
>apartment
Buckos...

>>44020049
You want a house? In this economy?

>>44020049
I was kind of thinking about that fanfiction that one bucko wrote the other day

>>44020088
I want 50 acres of wooded property so Ami and I can have privacy to live our lives while still having fiber internet and other utilities. A nice plot carved out in the middle with our house and garden and yard and pond and workshed surrounded heavily by tall trees and a single winding driveway through them to connect us to the real world.

>>44020088
If you don't have a house so your momwife can be your housewife, what are you even doing?

>>44019095
Squiceable

>>44020254
I don't remember posting this

>>44020254
>>44020474
funny i dont recall typing either of these

>>44020254
I have the land, now I just need the Ami...

>>44020088
I need land for my chickens and tomatoes.

>>44020933
based chicken bro, how many do you have currently? I had 4 originally but sadly one of my hens passed away a few months ago from being eggbound.

>>44021174
I only have three currently. I inherited them and did not expect to actually enjoy keeping them.
Plus everyone offering to pay me for the eggs I used to give away has been nice recently.

>>44021174
>>44021470
Post your cocks

>>44021670
I only have hens. A rooster isn't worth the headache and my other animals are enough to ward off any predators.

Still thinkgen of sheep...

>>44022952
cumming in lisa's freshly washed hair!

>>44023048
don't ejaculate on that!

>>44022380
Based, I only have a vegetable garden I tend since small yard but it's a nice hobby to have, the dream would definitely be a little homestead with hens and large gardens to sustain myself as much as possible.

Reminder

>>44025093
why do buckos look like menace

>>44025133
God, I miss menace. I regret jumping on the menace train so late

>>44025476
You regret not caring about her even more before she disappeared?

>>44027513
>overlapping again
Alah, I beseech you, delay the priestess by an hour at worst

>>44027043
I mean I regret not being there when she was really passionate about streaming and getting to catch as much of her stream as possible. I still manage to catch the tail end of it and really like her stream. I can cope that she might come back to her prime someday but she has half of the foot out of the door at the moment.

>>44027513
>amiya matia and killia overlapping
STOP

>>44027785
Do not cry because they overlap, smile because they are not on hiatus.

>>44027888
> Sava has her half anniversary stream as well
Send help

>>44028043
Sava starts 2 hours before

Is it saturday yet?

>>44029110
Unfortunately no, try again later.

>>44029609
Is it now?

>>44029740
Not quite there yet either, try again later.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how much is Maria going to regret agreeing to do this?

>>44030769
Zero, Maria wants us thinking about her butthole and how it would flex around the tip of your finger if you put it in there
>captcha is even horny for Maria's butthole

Watching Lisa VODs convinced me to pick up Peggle. May God have mercy on my soul.

>>44031172
>Finger
*Tongue

What if Ami wanted to watch you shower
Just silently observing your typical routine of how you clean yourself
I think that'd be pretty hot

MariaxHaewon Collab...This can either go really badly or really well... I hope Maria doesn't get banned..

>>44032516
I had an ex who liked that.... maybe i should call her

>>44030769
The time has come and so have I.

>>44032778
If Kazu can get away with being a rape enjoyer then I think it'll be fine

>>44032778
Maria deserves better

>>44020254
based and ruralpilled. i got my fiber a few months ago an now I never want to leave.

>>44015706
Ember/Kallin is currently having her stacy/normalfag slut arc, she just needs to get it out of her system

what does the 502 mean?

>>44033039
When is Kazu going to rape Haewon so she can officially join Tsunderia

>>44033037
Maria is probably just using Haewon as a social stepping stone so she can get some of Haewon's viewers.

>>44033476
zero clue. I know some streamers use "auto tag" services and apps to try and hit more possible tags on YouTube. wouldn't surprise me if Ami used one especially back then.

>>44033476
She really likes Louisville, Kentucky

i am glad that amiya aranha was never blackmailed and then doxxed by PPP

>>44033476
Look through the description. It's the unit number for the PO box. YouTube just thinks it's a hashtag.

>>44033769
come home Ami. I will give you all the chicken and mashed potatoes you could ever dream of

Amy Arachnid is my favorite virtual twitch streamer

>>44033984
i am out of the loop did some black company do this?

>>44034033
common mistake, actually she's a jellyfish

>>44034070
the same black company doxxed another one of their talents

>>44033984
The fact that WACTOR outlived Tsunderia will never not be both incredibly funny and incredibly sad

There are many differences between Ami and my ex, but the main one is that Ami actually acknowledges my existence.

Haewon
https://www.twitch.tv/haewonthewitch

>>44034368
>Bleach bath
???

>>44034227
ES fanbase having really low standard nd and terrible ethics probably also help

>>44034025
I hate Louisville because I once met a guy from there who wouldn't stop showing me terrible punk bands from the area. God I hate Louisville music now.

Little sister positive affirmations ASMR when?

It will never cease to amaze me how jealous of this woman's cats i can be

Spidercat momwife is live!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WYnyCHqnhA

>>44035359
>Lap kitty
>On Ami's thighs
>Being cuddled into her belly
We can be jealous of these felines together anon

>>44035148
DON'T SAY THAT about yourself

>>44034446
I dunno what I expected

>>44036625
She's not a bad singer

>bucko BL
>making buckos wear skirts
>gets excited when Guybrush calls the other dude buff
Bros, is my spidermomwife a fujo?

My spiderwife HATES spitting so much it makes her want to throw up

https://twitter.com/MariaParadisia/status/1630668784947036164
Maria doko? Maria koko!

>>44037159
i guess this confirms ami only swallows

>>44037245
Allah has heard me

Pandaschizo status?

>ohhh a rrat a friend!
wdsmbt

Priestess on telly
https://www.twitch.tv/mariaparadisia

>>44036791
I love her

>>44037701
the panda, haewon, & lumi schizos are all the same person

>>44037804

Friendly reminder that

>>44037955
don't forget the ophelia schizos

Mom teasing us and won't give us our dose of Amitoxin...

Maria milk time

https://twitter.com/MariaParadisia/status/1630680334483243008
Maria came back with the milk before Hanabi did.

>>44039276
Freshly squilked

>warming Ami up on the cold winter nights since she hates the cold

I hope Maria has to drink milk again! :D

I just had my first chuuba dream. I was reading in bed with Ami's current stream running on my phone. The volume was low enough so that it could be white noise but high enough that it's obvious that it's Ami talking.

Next thing I knew, I was in a hotel room with Ami and at least two other buckos watching an Ami VOD. It wasn't a lucid dream but I still tried to angle for sex so I went to make sure the door was locked. When I turned around Ami was asleep on the floor wrapped up in a blanket. We didn't want to wake her up so we contented ourselves by rolling her around the floor(?). I looked up at the VOD and realized it wasn't a VOD, it's a livestream. But Ami is asleep right now so how is she streaming? One of the other buckos pressed a key and the Ami on the stream started doing her stream-ending quote.

Then I woke up. It's a dream so that doesn't mean I'm schizo, right?

>Ami welcomes the Rrats
finally every one of my schizo ideas i can release them

>>44039458
I once dreamt I shit myself in front of a chuuba I barely watch, you're doing great anon

>>44039458
>he noclipped into the developer room
shut it down boys we've been found out

>>44039458
Better than my Lisa dreams, those play out painfully realistic (me seeing her in public and being too anxious to talk to her even after she smiles at me)

>>44040061
who?

>>44039458
>We didn't want to wake her up so we contented ourselves by rolling her around the floor(?)
Cute

>>44018096
kana reading and singing
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https://files.catbox.moe/ry0mjr.mp4

>>44040618
Well when she says it like that.

>>44040618
Sinners... i get it now

>>44040618
This confirms that Maria goes in at least B tier for the tsun sex sounds tier list

>>44041217
Who's in S tier?

Mawia...

>>44041312
Lisa, but I'm pretty biased towards her. Also Hanabi is in S tier too

>Ami tries to jump out and scare you
>"you peed your pants right?!
what do you do bucko

>Ami found the stained Ami daki

You know at this point you could probably make a goalhorn entirely from Maria saying she's not pregnant. I counted 3 just this minute.

>>44042281
honestly thinking of buying 2 just so i have one to display and one to cuddle

>>44042265
I cum in my pants and try to pretend it was piss

>I love Dragon Ball
True Latina

>Are you guys gonna tribute me too?
I gotta save up for a few days.

>>44042941
If enough people tribute Maria she will become more pregnant

Maria..............

MARIA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSS

>>44040618
>Just did it again in ASMR voice

Would you let Captain Ami plunder your booty?

>>44043992
for Ami? she could summon a kraken to attack my deeps.

>>44043992

the way Ami loves her buckos is adorable

>>44043992

>>44043992
I knew I was a prophet.

>Marries Haewon
>Immediately asks if she can divorce
Savage

I swear that cake talk from a few days must've cranked open something deep in the recesses of her brain because she talks about cake every day now. Not bad just amusing.

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

RATE THE MAWIA STREAM

Ami is watching you while you shower

>>44045409
>want Ami to watch me masturbate in the shower
>don't want Ami to see me doing embarrassing dances while I sing in the shower
what a struggle

>>44045397
FUCK ME!/10

>>44045409
she is listening to my schizo talks between myself and my mental idea of the like 3 people i talk to (as well as her)?

>>44045397
Leches delicioso/10

>>44045397
10/10 would make the entire cult shit and puke again

I want to make Mio keep her arms at her sides while I spread open her sweaty pitpussy and finger it to her extreme embarrassment until it's more sensitive and lubricated than her actual pussy.

>>44045214
I blame Buckos for this

>>44044827
Me on the left

>>44041381
>Lisa
I agree
https://youtu.be/Dk45JB_jtbo

>>44047638
what's with vtubers being worse at linking the source stream for their own clips than 3rd party clippers, anyone know what stream this is from?

>>44048362
It's from one of the music reviews so there's no vod for her to link to

>>44045096
Maria better sign a prenup so Haewon won't have to feed her after divorce.

I heard Haewon is ovulating and said that her secret fetish is being gangbanged...I wonder if she comes here and thinks of us...

considering checking out Lisa, from a quick look at her YT channel she's not streaming that much, is that normal or is she mostly on twitch or what? (honestly not even complaining, with how much time vtubers already take from me less streams might be better for me)

>>44048924
Had to take a break for personal reasons last week, otherwise she streams quite regularly and has 3 more streams for this week, tommorow is a members stream though

>>44045214
that's such a sad looking cake

>>44047638
>Asking Lisa to do her Kirby impression during sex

>>44020781
same, how do I convince her to move to my shithole of a country tho?

>>44012171
Is it bad if this image makes my dick twitch a little?

>>44048879
I don't think any of Haewon's fetishes are a secret (and if they are they definitely won't be after tomorrow)

>>44049242
>Asking Lisa to roleplay as Chuunifuji Lisa during sex

>>44050182
>Implying she doesn't already say chuuni stuff about the PPIFD in the middle of sex and claims the PPIFDs power overwhelmed her mortal form every time she cums

>>44049676
Where are you thinking about her kissing?

>>44049126
I might have a skewed perspective, is Ami (and others reaching her output) outlier? Even if I scroll further back in the channel looking at the streamed x months ago number changing Lisa has like 8 streams per month while Ami like 30

>>44050273
I don't know what that acronym means

>>44050295
I was just thinking about kisses on the mouth but now you just put a different image in my head

>>44050386
purple psychic Ice-fire Dragon?

>>44050386
Purple psychic ice fire dragon

>>44050399
Kisses on her ears...

>>44050579
Do you think she acts like a cat when you touch her ears, like she leans into it and one of her legs starts twitching and kicking?

>>44050759
>Kissing and nibbling one ear while you play with the other
>Leans into it
>Toes curl
>Sharp inhale
>Lower lip bite
>Just sits there squirming and taking it until you're bored (you foolish seep I'll never get bored of this)

New thread
>>44051058
>>44051058
>>44051058

>>44050365
ami's an outlier, yeah. her "normal" is 6 times a week with a rest on Sunday, but lately she's been doing some extra streams as well. Her last day of no streaming was the 12th.

>>44050365
Yeah the average is 3-5 streams a week