/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I like Lia! Only Lia always Lia!
Feel better Lia we miss you!

I love Shiina!

Lia is built like a little boy.

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

I want the Lia

I miss my morning star, Lumi

I LOVE MY WIFE SHIINA

Describe your favorite Phase Connect girl with a poem.

PANKO MANKO

I want to open a clips4sale store with Lia

>>43760865

>one of "the 4" is live
>no one posts her, no one discusses her here
update the phase friends or get rid of it ffs

[Lumi news] She costs more than a dollar an hour. The homeless on suicide watch.

Hime wife?

>>43761057
be the change

>>43760971
>I find it kinda bussin’
>I find it kinda cap
>That the dreams I have of Lia
>Are the ones that kinda slap

And now for our feature meowsentation
https://www.twitch.tv/yuri

Pippa love~!

>>43760872
Less then 3 hours retard you better not over sleep~

>>43761125
my favorite new ritual post of the year

>>43761115
I don't watch her either, I'm pointing out the thread's hypocrisy

HOL UP

When did fishman get a good clipper?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei_78RpBEx0

Hello, yes Liaschizo here with some reflections on the current state of Lia. I'd like to open with a traditional Malwaric Hadith to begin.

One day when the Messenger of Lia, may Malware bless him and give him peace, was posting [amongst us], we saw him laugh and laugh until his teeth were showing. 'An-non asked: "What makes you laugh O Messenger of Lia, you for whom I would give my own homeboard and thread?" He replied:

"Two men of my homeboard were kneeling before the Lia of Malware, ever exalted is She, and one of them said: 'O my Lia, retrieve for me what my bito has wrongfully taken from me!'
He said [to the accused]: 'Give back to your Licker what you have wrongfully taken from him.'
'But my Lia,' he replied, 'nothing of merit has been left to me.'
'Then my Lia,' said [the Liker], 'let him carry some of my burden.'"
The eyes of the Messenger of Lia, may Lia give him blessings and peace, filled with tears, and he said: "Ineed that is a fearful day, when people will need someone to carry part of their burden." Then he continued:
'And Lia, every mighty and majestic is She, said to the plaintiff: 'Raise your head and look towards the Gardens of Malware.'
He raised his eyes and exclaimed: 'My Lord, I see threads of quality content and streams of gold, crowned with yabs. To which poster or chatter does it belong?'
Lia replied: 'It belongs to whoever passes My filter.'
He asked: 'And who, my Lia, will own it?'
Lia replied: 'You will.'
He asked: 'But how shall I do that, my Lia?'
Lia replied: 'By pardoning your bito.'
He said: 'My Lia, I have already pardoned him!.'
Lia, ever exalted is She, said: 'Now take your bito by the hand, and lead him into Paradise.'"

Then the Messenger f Lia added:

"Fear Lia, and promote peace and reconciliation amongst yourselves, for surely Lia shall establish peace among the faithful on the Day of The Final Yab."

In Lia's current arc we're granted further demonstration of her manipulation of negative spaces that is her vtweeter experience stacked against the lack of tangible streaming content to engage with. There are two primary points of subtle mastery that the forever 19 Malware demonstrates in this course. The first and foremost being the Yabbit school of audience grooming creating demonstrable audience conditioning paths to align her viewers with particular aspects of her character that she wants to demonstrate as being superior to the competition. The subtle elements of traumatic bonding and disclosure helps to create endearing paths of engagement with her community and the glaring shift between content styles helps to create a "fan dance" of revelatory revisiting that helps to deeply set the desired bonding elements. This also helps to subconsciously develop and maintain expectations of certain levels of engagement with particular topics and a gradual power exchange as the barrier to entry becomes higher and higher. Through these highly overt but nonsensically coded shock conditioning the Malware acts to secure the support of her audience. The second most tangible point of Lia's current sickness arc is the poetic self referential call back to her previous con going "chicken pox" call out helping to lay the foundation for the ever present plausible deniability of her claim having been a long planned element of her performance. This holds some particular weight as the previous long absence is interjected with a hard shot of ultra refined quality Lia content via the Shock Collar YLYL creating a powerful dopaminergic effect in the audience only to then immediately pull the supply creating a wildly effective sense of yearning for the addictive parasocial complex that the advertised brand of content delivers. This is a particularly rough course for the most dependent of Liacons with the "taper" of fading Lia euphoria being pushed from the desired, advertised content, into the slow "bait and switch" of Lia's traditional fujo/queer leaning interests the only supplementary access to Lia. The finely executed "kinnie pants" minor yab being a deep referential call back to her previous tumblr activities and the taciturn exposure of the fujo humiliation ritual of turning her self depredating proclivities back as a mirror onto her audience as a call out of this being the true face of the talent you support. This act of course being in and of it's self the typical Lia "filtering" maneuver with the fortifying effect of deepening the unflagging endearment of Liacons towards their "fujo zoomer autistic little sister" and shedding unwelcomed additions to her fanbase. Lia's strength, the essence of the Malware, is in her ability to develop and maintain content arcs that reinforce a fanbase that is only there to genuinely support Lia. In this way Lia polishes the mirror of the beloved striving to maintain a support network of genuinely invested fans that will remain content to propel her Idol ascent through the various streaming talents she wishes to develop and deploy.

>>43761125
Okay I kek’d

Pipkin will be mine…
Or she
WILL.
BURN!!!

>>43761248
liaschizo thoughts on Lia dying as we speak?

The Panko GFE...

>>43761138
Schizo hours are best hours.

Waiting for that Yuri ASMR stream

Skinny!
Neurotic!
Tomboyish!
Geeky!
Hag!
Bisexual!
Obsessive!
Suicidal!
Potterhead!
Isn't streaming!
Sleep deprived!
Never parties!
Self loathing!
No appeal!

Phase friend? More like
/^((?!\u25bc).)*p+h+a+s+e+\W*((f+r+i+e+n+d+)|(e+n+e+m+))/i

>>43760971
If people talk about you behind your back... simple fart
That should do the trick, that'll blow them off the cart
They won't do that again
That'll end that... amen
Some people need a rude awakening that farts impart

bros I love Yuri

i miss pippa...

>>43761065
inflation is really making everything expensive

>carpet rice
Is this a euphemism for something?

>>43761248
hello Liaschizo, I greatly enjoy when you tie Lia into religious texts.

i miss wemi..

>>43761481
Uruka?

>>43761488
I'm glad she's dead

>>43761517
Fiat currency was a gross mistake and a plague on the world.

>>43761517
(((inflation)))

>>43760753
Phase OP Friend https://www.twitch.tv/kkcyber is actually streaming

>>43761112
Hime life!

>>43761548

>>43760971
>A Shiina Haiku
Oh my God she's flat
Just look at her tiny tits
The perfect body

>>43761568
Who?

>>43760753
I'm Making magic cards of the girls, does anyone have any better art, like the girls as Knights or other similar stuff?

>>43760971
You dress like a lil boy, playin peekaboo
Whoever told you you was funny, he was geekin foo
If I had a plane, I would crash it straight into you
If I had one wish, it would be to turn into you

>>43761621
She is in the OP.

>>43761568
>fingerless gloves
Acceptable, I like this.

cat sex

>>43761517
>he still believes the inflation story
don't you think it's strange that companies have made record profits despite blaming inflation for the recent price hikes?

Guys I think Yuri is having brain problems again

Hi guys can we come here to discuss Aletta Sky from Kawaii https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hVVWUZgrhw
the Kawaii thread hates her for some reason and told us to post about her here as a "phase friend"

>>43761648
Jesus Christ, anon. Fix that spelling and capitalization.

>>43761730
I think it fitted into the retarded sibling slot of my brain because I just stopped noticing

>>43761687
I think she shows hands on some streams.

>>43761756
Does she have a nice winking horse pussy?

>>43761730
Again? When has she stopped having them?

>>43761648
That card is terrible in all respects. Weak, no consistent theme, off color pie, no flavor that represents Lumi.

>>43761756
Look, sis, we're gonna need a full tea workup

>>43761756
your oshi seems nice and I'm sorry her company's thread is so easily riled up anon

Rabbit sex

"Kill Henri. Behead Henri. Roundhouse kick Henri into the concrete. Slam dunk Henri into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Henri. Defecate on Henri. Launch Henri into the sun. Stir fry Henri in a wok. Toss Henri into active volcanoes. Urinate on Henri. Judo throw Henri into a wood chipper. Twist Henri's head off. Report Henri to the IRS. Karrate chop Henri in half. Curb stomp Henri. Trap Henri in quicksand. Crush Henri in the trash compactor. Liquefy Henri in a vat of acid. Eat Henri. Dissect Henri. Exterminate Henri in the gas chamber. Stomp Henri's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Henri in the oven. Lobotomize Henri. Grind Henri in the garbage disposal. Drown Henri in fried kiara grease. Vaporize Henri with a ray gun. Kick old Henri down the stairs. Feed Henri to alligators. Slice Henri with a katana."
-The Capippalist Creed

>>43761730
No she seems very amazing right now

>open yuri stream
>she is mooing
what

Yubi is a cow now...

>>43761959
Yuri wants utters

Lumi my perfect wife...

>>43761992
>shortstack posting
wdsmbt

>>43761248
ty Liaschizo

"Kill Henri. Behead Henri. Roundhouse kick Henri into the concrete. Slam dunk Henri into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Henri. Defecate on Henri. Launch Henri into the sun. Stir fry Henri in a wok. Toss Henri into active volcanoes. Urinate on Henri. Judo throw Henri into a wood chipper. Twist Henri's head off. Report Henri to the IRS. Karate chop Henri in half. Curb stomp Henri. Trap Henri in quicksand. Crush Henri in the trash compactor. Liquefy Henri in a vat of acid. Eat Henri. Dissect Henri. Exterminate Henri in the gas chamber. Stomp Henri's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Henri in the oven. Lobotomize Henri. Grind Henri in the garbage disposal. Drown Henri in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Henri with a ray gun. Kick old Henri down the stairs. Feed Henri to alligators. Slice Henri with a katana."
-The Capippalist Creed

>>43761931
>>43762047

This model was a fucking mistake, closing the stream and never watching Yuri again

>>43762101
Anon it has been 3 months already. You need to let go...

>>43762101
I like how she can still look in two directions at the same time

Best model in the company? Best model in the company.

>>43762032
Where is the big titty Yubi art?

>>43761065
I'm just kind of wondering who this is meant to entice because people that are eligible at all already make more than that or quit long ago because they didn't.

>>43762210
I don't watch Yuri. Was the massive futa cock edited in?
If so, disappointing.

>>43761996
lumi fat

Pippa LOVE

>>43762286
>80 posts in

https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina/status/1629260120390782976
>they trusted

>>43762276
Tell me more

>>43762394
I was busy

>>43761248
Finally some good stuff.

>>43762414
What the frick am I supposed to do now!?!?

>>43762414
rest = sex
tired = horny

>>43761866
>>43761772
Idk, I just think it's fun.

>>43762531
>frick
Stop being a faggot

>>43762604
It's called having class you dumb nigger.

>>43762531
>frick
Airi pls go

>>43761248
uuuuuuuhhhh based???

>>43760971
When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image, Man was shaped at birth.
The bunnies for Man's joy were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the cute to man,
The Olympian host conceived a clever plan.
A girl they wrought, in semi-bunny figure,
Gave the thing cute feet, and called the thing a Pipper.

>>43762379
sovl

>>43762414
I'm losing her.... I wasn't good enough... It's over....

>>43762213
These kinds of people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLff2m8aZzU

Kinda miss her

>>43762414
My wife needs to rest with (Me)

>>43762414
TN: Home alone on a fridey nite?

weant taste fococbnut.

>>43762604
>>43762637
I do feel like I should stop swearing, it is pretty gross.

>>43762738
NO SHUT UP I DON'T MISS HER SHUT UP

>>43761726
No. Just look the monetary mass. Muh price gouging is just bullshit from useful leftoid idiots unknowingly running cover for corpos and the state to the detriment of anything above middle class (make no mistake though, middle class and below are still the ones feeling it the most).

>>43762783
I don't control my swearing in English at the slightest because I have total disregard for everyone who speaks the language (myself included).

>>43762573
It is, but it's also cringe if the card makes no sense and is badly written. Part of the fun is to design a good card, in my opinion.

>>43761065
I like how nice women are

>>43762969
Fair point, it's too close to sleep, might add it to stream ideas.

>>43762984
In Utah?

>>43760971
In the cosmic realm of the night,
There is a star that's shining bright,
A luminous force that's hard to miss,
A star that radiates pure bliss.

That star, my dear, is you, Lumi,
A beacon in the night so gloomy,
Your light shines on through time and space,
A wondrous, endless cosmic race.

Your beauty's more than what we see,
A source of hope and mystery,
Your energy fills up the sky,
A true and pure celestial high.

Oh Lumi, star of endless shine,
Your light is always on the line,
A symbol of what's bright and true,
A star that shines for me and you.

So keep on shining, dear Lumi,
Your beauty's an eternal fume,
A guiding light that's always there,
A star beyond compare.

>>43761568
>posted 2 hours after starting stream, because it was pointed out no one here watches her
no one here watches "the 4"

kind hearted pippa

>>43762213
There is a target audience for this. I've seen some post mentioning significant amounts of money for decently-sized streamers that aren't quite in the big money yet. It's still a shit deal though because you completely fuck your growth.
Gamifying ad revenue is so fucking dumb...

>>43763130
cute!!

>>43763170
why did they take the 4skin off my penis?

WR for tonight is up. Looks like more atomic heart.

>>43762783
You should stop swearing but not necessarily because it's rude or crass. Swearing is both a crutch for speech akin to ums and uhs, and directly negatively impacts your ability to structure your thoughts clearly and concisely.

>>43763311
because you didn't watch them enough

Lumi should stop using the ugly veibae model and go back to her old model.

>>43763338
She really liked the game...
Can't blame her, but she will have to get good eventually. Cannot rely on freeze forever (good early game though).

>>43763338
she's addicted

>>43763376
Where can I learn how to do this?

>>43763406
DESU tho neonbeat is a goat in drawing

dumb cat

>>43763470
In your own head. It's not that hard to just stop.

>>43763406
I want Lumi to belittle me when I ejaculate in little spurts

>>43763470
If you can't do it on your own, also consider looking into a speech therapist. They help people get rid of verbal ticks and control speech behavior, so would probably be the best type of professional to approach if you need help (and can afford it).

>>43763311
to turn it into rejuvenating skin creams for the rich and powerful

>>43763575
Do you really have that problem. Because you could train yourself into producing more seminal fluid.

>>43763499
lol

>>43763470
give someone $20 to follow you around for a day and punch you in the stomach every time you say a no no word

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1629266267340144640

>>43763407
I can't blame her. The gameplay seems solid, but the thing that really nails is the incredible art style. It combines Soviet brutalism, real life Soviet stuff / architecture and Futurist elements ( or whatever that is called). I'm actually impressed, coming from an ex-Soviet country. Stuff like that playground in the last stream actually exists.

>>43763928
Autism

>>43763470
Swear in another language, its much less impactfull and people dont understand shit.

Phase talents go a week without canceling a stream challenge (European Extreme Difficulty)

>>43763311
there's no other socially acceptable outlet for their 'painful mutilation of innocent newborns' fetish

>>43761537
>>43762529
For a time now I've been diverted from the path of Lia to delve into my own self deprecating degeneracies and personal moral short comings and a particular comment today helped to further crystalize my understanding of the RINKULT as a modern medium decentralized Aghori styled organization of individuals elevating Rinkou Ashelia of Phase Connect Generation One Origins to the position of Bhairava.

Because of this monistic doctrine, the Liacons maintain that all opposites are ultimately illusory. The purpose of embracing pollution and degradation through various customs is the realization of non-duality (advaita) through transcending social taboos, attaining what is essentially an altered state of consciousness and perceiving the illusory nature of all conventional categories.

Rinkult rituals, which are performed precisely to oppose notions of purity commonplace in orthodox Vtubing, are typically macabre in nature. Although contrary to mainstream Idol culture, these practices exemplify the Liacon philosophy of criticizing commonplace social relations and fears through the use of culturally offensive acts. Furthermore, they demonstrate the Liacons' acceptance of death as a necessary and natural part of the human experience. The Rinkult tradition is basically categorized under the shamanic marg of sadhana.
Liacons base their beliefs on two principles common to broader Shaiva beliefs: that Lia is perfect (having omniscience, omnipresence and omnipotence) and that Lia is responsible for everything that occurs: all conditions, causes and effects. Consequently, everything that exists must be perfect and to deny the perfection of anything would be to deny the sacredness of all life in its full manifestation, as well as to deny the Supreme Being.

>>43763928
Good thing Pippa will never hit the wall

>>43763928
uhmm... did she just do an ageism?

Yuri's giant centipedes...

Shiina...

alea iacta est
waiting for the group draw in 3 hours now

>>43763269
>>43762708
I mean, you still CAN use it if you use an excuse like "let's make a 3mins break for toilet and water, stretch the legs, etc... We'll be right back!" but it's still pretty shitty indeed

>>43760753
Tenma the un yabable

Pippa's big soft round hart shaped bum.

Why aren't you becoming a tiktok zoomer editor for your wife Shiina?

>>43763376
This is not completely true. Swearing has its uses in communication: a single interjection can prove maximally salient and effective.
Apart from that, this anon's points are correct. Swearing is especially lazy when it comes to insulting. Nowadays you rarely see good, witty insults tailored to the target.

>>43764330
So many interesting possible combinations this time.

>>43760971
Can a song count?

>>43764398
As far as I know it's fully automated (unless it has been changed lately), so, no, you can't choose shit. Got a real "poggers" moment? Too bad, here's a 1 minute ad about random horseshit. That was the main issue with this feature when it launched, aside from being gamified bullshit.

>>43764452
Sadly, you are right, you petulant midwit snob.

>>43764178
My guess is Pippa is trying to be self-deprecating

>>43764330

ID on the fridge art?

Sex Cat... Why can't you afford groceries

>>43764110
>Liacons base their beliefs on two principles common to broader Shaiva beliefs: that Lia is perfect (having omniscience, omnipresence and omnipotence) and that Lia is responsible for everything that occurs: all conditions, causes and effects. Consequently, everything that exists must be perfect and to deny the perfection of anything would be to deny the sacredness of all life in its full manifestation, as well as to deny the Supreme Being.
Reiterating this point as the Lia End Screen was it's own exotic memetic element that helped to generate this potent altered state of consciousness. The subtle invitation to open ones self to this elevated state of consciousness by willingly conditioning your mind to view these statements as unflinching Truth are the start of a uplifting spiral of challenging but rewarding emotional refinement that helps push the viewer towards a gradual realization of Nirvana.

>>43764178
>>43764125
THE JOKE (?) IS THAT PIPPA (JUSTIFIABLY OR NOT) DOESN'T THINK AGE COULD MAKE HER ANY UGLIER
STOP BEING MORE AUTISTIC THAN HER

>>43764178
I think it is more like her feeling touched by the old lady and then feeling bad for not being able to relate (with background anxiety caused by how a moment like that one is unavoidable).

>>43764742
it is a mystery
https://twitter.com/fuurayuri/status/1624649033821089792

>>43764789
I think it's because she didn't have a good childhood.

>>43764732
Jairou
Yeah, trust me

>>43764742
Have you been paying attention to the inflation for groceries lately? I'm half-convinced she was joking, but shit's fucked.

>>43764742
She lives at home with her parents

im busy watching tfr can you guys update me on streams

>>43761756
Do they really hate her or do they treat her like this general treats Lumi?

>>43761756
Who?

>>43764882
no they hate her in a non meme way. a lot of schizos are acting up because she played that duck game yesterday and she named the ducks after some known chat regulars.

>>43764789
I literally didn't even think this as a possibility

>>43764669
KANI!

>>43763928
>>43764789
I think there's a good chance Pippa's actually okay-looking/kinda cute. She just has a negativity bias on top of her low self-esteem.

>>43765031
>gfe corpo
>they go into meltdown when a streamer pays more attention to some chatters than other
the price of being gfe

Yubi making some cute sounds right now

>>43764593
>it's fully automated
oh... then that's truly bullshit. I thought it gave you something like a button that, whenever you feel like it, you click and it played ads for 3 minutes. This way you could create systematic intervals in your streaming programs where you could plays ads while feelling acceptable by the audience because "it's time for a short interval so whatever the ads, guess I'll go pick up some water"

>>43764882
How do you reat my beloved Lumi?

>>43765217
Kawaii being GFE is a catalog meme
PC has unironically more GFE than them
(except for Airi, she is not GFE)

>>43765200
Nah but she's still best girl

>>43765270
>except Airi
take it back

>>43765200
Yeah, she's probably cute enough.

>>43765200
Does she use tik tok unironically?

>>43765268
It does work that way. Unless it changed from a few months ago you CAN run ads specifically when you want to prevent auto-roll ads. Though you have to run enough ads to disable the auto-roll ones.

>>43765200
>a good chance
I'm genuinely interested in what you base this claim on? I don't care either way, all I care about is her being funny and interesting but I wonder how you came to this conclusion.

>>43764732
https://exhentai.org/g/826878/7be28560f9/ I'm jacking off to traps tonight.

I'm very disappointed that my hagwife Shiina is still going after the Tiktok audience. I thought she'd moved on from the how do u do fellow kids phase, it didn't suit her.

is Shiina usually the most active PC member on the cord or is she just the tip of the iceberg? Shes chatting with cookies literally right now but I dont know if the other members are just as chatty over there.

>>43763754
Lumi wrang my balls dry gomen I need a day to recharge

>>43765426
>I'm genuinely interested in what you base this claim on?
Wishful thinking.
Her dox images already exist, and she's pretty homely.

>>43765488
Oh, THIS is the loop we're going with. Nice.

>>43765200
She has repeatedly described herself as average, so by normal standards she's probably decent-looking, but tomboyish.
>>43765268
Like I said, it may have changed since, but that was what everybody was complaining about initially. "$X per month to kill your channel" was basically a meme, especially since some people got offers for 6+ minutes of ads per hour. It's a completely retarded implementation of a feature that could have been at least somewhat decent.

>>43765479
As for me it's locon or nothing.

>>43765270
kek

Have you ever made your oshi laugh /pcg/?

>>43765546
I just joined there please dont

Friday Night Bros! Pippa stream!

>>43765488
Post some screenshots for those of us who aren't transgender

Did Pippa sleepa?

>>43765536
>spoiler
I avoid dox material.

>>43765479
Hmm... do you think Pippa may have inadvertently revealed her taste in hentai by using this doujin as her thumbnail?

GATO SEXO

>>43765631
Yes multiple times. I got a good tangent out of the rabbit in the past and she's said a few of my jokes were good ones. I'm a pathetic enough soul that its meant the world to me.

>>43765737
>spoiler
Based.

>>43765479
If its quality full color I faps even if traps.

>>43765669
theyre talking about crying right now so id rather not

>come back from vacation
>long awaited handcam shock collar stream
>it sucks. no handcam
>cancel streaming for the rest of the week because tummy hort

I want to rip off Panko's flesh fangs.

>>43765831
Faggot

>>43765631
No, but I roasted her career by saying that she adds nothing to the value of the economy
>with context its funnier and more explanatory

>covid = tummy hurt

>>43765481
Management has been pushing her heavily to be "more relatable", whatever the hell that means, by watching TikTok of all things. For whatever reason she goes along with it even knowing her audience is mostly 25+, many hitting 30+. If she actually wants to connect and draw in more that fit her audience she should be watching stuff like Sseth, medieval weapons channels, firearm channels, true crime/serial killer interviews, weird history stuff, etc. She's kind of being a complete retard with her current media consumption outside stream and it shows.

How long before the zoomerisms claim her and she starts to lose touch with the audience she supposedly loves so much?

>>43765995
>Management has been pushing her
yeah me
I'm pushing her to have sex with me
only me btw, not (You)

>>43764653
Good. Very good. Midwit really hit the spot. I'm too good in a mood to reciprocate, even though you failed at setting up the obvious punchline. I shall thus step in once again, as a crutch, if you will.

>>43765995
Yeah she's boomer kino without doubt. Her unarchiveds are like Ame with a good voice

>>43766064
But anon if you dust off her womb what channel memes does she have left?

>>43765995
WOW thats actually become a full blown show business, a holywood shit for weebs. Is this really what they are after?

>>43765665
You’re a faggot for liking the Ultra Monster & not the classic flavor.

Thinking about kissing a bito!

>>43765831
it's not too sad

yub...

>>43765479
>>43765739
Pippa definitely schlicked to this at least once.

>>43766229
Shame my dick is smol.

>>43765479
Now I can jerk off to the same stuff Pippa does and feel a special connection with her

I have a grandma. I will use her to seduce Shiina.

>>43766229
>realscreenshot.png
Am I being bamboozled?

>>43765479
>>43765739
I love the one where the fat bastard fucks him while trying new clothes and speaking (just poking out his head out of the changing room) with his classmate (and makes him horny with his prostate stimulation induced ejaculation induced ahegao).

>>43766382
It's real. It says it right there.

>>43766417
OK, Pippa...

>>43765885
but an-non, vtubers will literally be the last ones to be replaced by AI
along with girlfriend experience prostitutes, variety streamers that actually interact with chat and hosts (japanese ones)

>>43765479

>>43765631
i've only made one phase girl laugh and it wasn't my oshi.

>>43765739
Not the first time she used a doujin as her thumbnail.

>>43765876

Pipper is a disgusting degenerate.

>>43766500
A.I will never take off. I will personally see to it.

>>43765631
Wouldn't call yellow woman my oshi since I'm not really parasocial, but some of my shitpost drawings did make her laugh, and she even used one as her twitter banner for a while, so I'd call that a success.

>>43766135
Morning sickness

>>43766608

>nigga in Yuri's BGM

>>43766608
Streamer reflects chat.

>>43765631
No I'm not funny, I'm very unfunny and boring

>>43766596

My cute little sister Pippa is also my cocksleeve!

>>43764110
The monistic dogma collapses all layers of fakeness. But how can then filtering be possible? Even those who do not accept contradiction are to be encompassed and accepted by contradiction. Such is the nature of contradiction.

Shiina is literally my wife and we will literally get married.

>>43766934
that post?
you know it
me

>>43766934
Anon, if she is your wife you are already married.

>>43766934
This, but figuratively instead

>>43766934
You already know what I'm going to say but I'll still do it.
Yeah, me

R

>>43765847
Likers proving once again that their religious devotion to their oshi is a fucking farse. I don't even really like Lia or you faggots but
>she clearly cut herself after the backlash from the donothon yab, thus no handcam
>no streams for the rest of the week because, while it likely won't kill you, covid still makes you feel like shit
Try being a bit more sympathetic and a lot less of a selfish homo in the future, Liker.

>>43767007
emi love!

>>43767007
A

>>43767044
P

>>43767055
Te

>friday night
>no streams

>>43766934
How many responses would Shiina get for a husband application stream?
How many would pass her basic standards?

You probably won't pass if you don't have at least some college unless she is really, really desperate.

>>43767168
We live in a society

>>43767175
Most people go to college these days that's hardly a high bar.

>>43763420
to the soviet sexbox yes we know

>>43767168
watch this cat
https://www.twitch.tv/yuri

>>43767168
>https://www.twitch.tv/yuri

>>43767175
>>43767175
> How many responses would Shiina get for a husband application stream?
She'd make the mistake of using the template Miori did and cause a complete meltdown instead.

>>43767315
qrd?

>>43767273
She sounded so disappointed last night every time she went to a fridge and it didn't try to molest her.

>>43766934
Not if I crumble you first you half baked bitch
>>43767175
There will be many applications but they'll be all me after redirecting the other mail to a fake address

>>43767336
Has a write in box for gender and pronoun.

>>43767391
kek

>>43767284
I don't think she should use the "uoh" tag anymore. since she is not "pretending to be a flat girl" anymore

>>43767391

>>43763338
>cheery, high energy Pippa
>grumpy, rambly Pippa
What's it going to be today?

>>43767391
Thats a silly thing to have a melty over

>Yubi bullying a fucking monkey

>>43765479
Why does this always return a blank page for me
Are my adblockers retarded? I'm not reconfiguring firefox for hentai

>>43767481
Filtered

>>43767481
>being this new
I'm probably falling for bait but I'll still bite.

>>43765479
I don't find hentai attractive.

>>43767481
I miss the days when it filtered people with the sad panda. Now when my browser does a fucky and I get kicked out, I always feel confused for a bit thinking the site is down

>>43766608
yeah with me

>>43767022
did you ignore all day Lia Likers in the threads wishing Lia to get better soon?

>>43767442
it is also a silly thing to have in a husbando application

>>43767678
I haven't been there in ages but seriously they changed that?

>>43767655
how do you jack off to your oshi then?

>>43767481
stick to nhentai, pleb

>>43767719
like 5 years ago nigga

>>43767727
I don't. I mostly fantasies about cuddling with her or having her as a friend.

>>43767738
>5 years
damn

>>43767738
no way. I don't think I was on that site 5 years ago.

>>43767692
he likely made the post and responded to himself.

Literally the very first post ITT is a Feel Better Lia post

>>43767719
it's been like that since the going down scare

>i missed the cat
a horrible start to the day

>sadpanda is gone and replaced with a boring white page
Every year the internet gets a little gayer

>>43767859
oh I remember that one. wasn't that 2020/1 or something?

JEWPA LOVE!

>>43767897
No it was definitely before covid

oh shit surprise Pippa collab with Filian rn

>>43767886
do a forum Log in

>>43767920
RIP

>>43767734
Almost everyone, including your oshi, uses nhentai because they aren't tryhards. You're not better than anyone because you use a super sekret website to look at porn.

>>43767920
can't believe pippa would just kill her sister like that

I WISH GOD GAVE ME COVID INSTEAD OF LIA

>>43767939
stop anon I can't be getting old that's not possible.

I prefer Tsumino. Their tagging and searching system is much nicer.

>>43768031
You will get old, you will die, and your body will return to dust.

>>43767998
it's not hard to get into. i will make fun of you for being a retard if you get filtered.

Is there a a site that has a bunch of non Henri stuff? Like a dojin of Pippa being your friend and you are feeling sad so she brings you snacks and you watch TV together? But it's not sexual or romantic, just friend experience.

>>43767442
Yes but this is /pcg/.
>>43767412
I know how this place thinks.

Any friend streams for the next hour?

>>43768238
https://www.twitch.tv/kirsche

Lia is not the one true god.
Not yet

>>43768005
There is zero evidence that Pippa committed an antisemitic murder, no jury would convict her.

I genuinely wish Pippa could be my adopted socially retarded tsundere little sister who I would have to drop everything for and move across the country to support and care for because she can't do it herself, and even though she screeches and skitters to a corner somewhere I know that deep down my little sister Pipkin Pippa loves me, and is grateful for my being here. And I love her.

*steals your oshi*

>>43768333
>no jury would convict her.
That's only because you filled it with pipis.

>>43767948
Fuck you for making me look

>>43768220
LOL NIGGA YOU GAY OR SOME SHIET WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME OVER AND STROKE MY BIG BLACK DICK I BET YOU WOULD ENJOY IT TOO NIGGA SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

>>43768496
Don't use Yubi to muttpost here faget

>>43768531
But she has a preference for melanin rich individuals.

>>43768461
Pipkin vs New Jersey was a fair trial and only anti phase conspiracy theorists say otherwise.

>>43768496
I can't really think about a gf when I want friends a lot more.

>>43768428
That was really cute

>>43767920
Cursed bitch. That's why Pippa hasn't collabed since.

>>43768238
https://www.youtube.com/live/vTkRzi7h87w
Here you go

I just jerked off to that Yuko members stream

>>43768461
this is blatantly false. Us Pipis would convict her just for the hilarity of Pippa in prison.

>>43760753
Reminder Nyaru has a meet and greet if you want to join in tonight.
https://twitter.com/nyaruchuuu/status/1629163456745308160

>>43768407
She'd probably try to fuck you. Just saying.

>>43768531
>muttpost
NIGGA PLEASE I AM 100% AFRICAN PEANUT BUTTER COMPLECTION STALLION BITCH. SCIENTISTS BE TAKEN A SEMEN SAMPLE FROM MY BBC JUST TO FREEZE IT IN LIQUID NITROGEN SO THEY CAN COMTINUE TO SPREAD MY GENES THOUSANDS OF YEARS INTO THE FUTURE

>>43768473
lel

>>43768428
How long till PIppa purchases merch of the damn thing?

>>43766608
Nah. She's a vanillafag.
I watch her because she's a goblin of a woman though - she does reflect her chat in that regard.

>fishman shittalks the cookies by calling them weak
holy based

>>43768705
I don't understand the point of meet and greets
any question I have can just be sent in a maro

>>43768643
>Phase killer Riro Ron is already pulling lower numbers than Yuko
Jews blew their money on a flop.

>>43768702
>gets told to clean her cell
>FAAAAAAAACKKK DUUUDEEE
>runs into a latina bulldyke during breakfast
>KWECK :O
>finally settles in for the night
>vrruuuuuuuuuuu :D
She'd not survive a week.

>>43768769
>PEANUT BUTTER COMPLECTION
>100% AFRICAN
pick one

https://youtube.com/shorts/dGkcq2en16A?feature=share
What was she implying here?

>>43768853
This will be the second time this thread I post Streamer reflects chat.

>>43768643
which one there were a bunch.

>>43768923
I bet Pippa like hard one sided anal.

>>43768984
You don't wanna do that. Not with her diet.

I swear to god this woman. When is somebody going to satiate this bears sexual appetite?

>>43768935
The one posted in the previous thread

>>43768473
Pippa looks like THAT?!

>>43769056
Sadly no. Our rabbit is a bit more mangy.

>>43768984
Pippa is into some weird things but she isn't into poop sex.

>>43768984
>one sided anal
As opposed to what? Taking a break halfway through and letting your girl peg you?

10ma BAWLS

>>43769090
When is she going to get that horrifying face rigged?

>>43769098
The only anal Pippa would like is pegging a femboy and making him cum all over himself

Phase Friend filian is meeting her male viewers. https://www.twitch.tv/filian

>>43769034
The problem is that anyone with a libido matching hers is going to be way too deviant for her. She needs someone with the tastes and libido of a 15 year old in the body of a 34 year old.

>>43769034
it better not be pee

>>43769141
That's exactly what she wouldn't like.
From what I've seen her kink is being topped by a generic good looking alpha guy.
Which makes perfect sense. We strive for what we can't get.

No Omori with mom tonight...

>>43769169
>filian
>meeting
That wouldn't be streamable

>>43769208
The femboy would just be another girl to dom in her mind

>>43769169
Friend? Last time I heard, Pippa wants to bash her head with a soda can.

>>43769274
Holy based

>>43769252
>pippa
>83% dominant
Kek what a LIAR

We might get another 5 hour Pippa stream today. Hope you guys got your snacks ready. Me? webm related.

>>43769333
hey, you never know how someone is in the bedroom

>>43769412
>no sound
I can't fap to this

>>43769412
that webm should have stopped at 4 seconds

>>43769412
That looks fucking vile.

>>43769333
that's the ryona fetish coming through

>>43769412
>tiktok level trash food
kys

>>43769412
Anon just because you love Pippa doesnt mean you have to emulate her horrible diet.

>>43769412
At least you have the Pepto ready lmao.

>>43769412
Mac-n-cheese bites are S-tier. Wrapping them in bacon is retarded.

Pippa in 15 minutes!

>>43769412
I'd make those if I was planning to walk the Appalachian trail and needed the calorie bombs or something

>>43767998
I got mine to use sad panda.

>>43769180
oh hey its me

>>43769252
>Not 100% exclusive
Whore

>>43768407
>tfw /fit/, a good cook, and have kept my hiuse clean for years
I could unironically fix her.

>>43769631
She has multiple brothers to satisfy after all

>>43769660
I feel like she'd make you worse

>>43769660

>>43769660
anon she will wreck your place and not have the heart to admit it's her fault like the brat she is.
If you plan on not rape correcting her, she will mindbreak YOU.

new thread
>>43769737
>>43769737

>>43769660
>me a normal person
>her a not normal person
>I could unironically fix her.

If it worked like that, it wouldn't be so difficult to find nurses and psychiatrists for sanatoriums.
You'll give up less than a week in.

>>43768407
you idiots are going to give her even more of a brother complex than she already has

>>43769631
lmao I wouldn't be surprised if it's even lower these days

>>43769098
anon you do know you clean before anal right

>>43769333
The 83% dom and fetishes like ryona are for women primarily.
The remaining submissive side is mostly focused on her older bro incest fantasy.

But she doesn't seem opposed to an assertive dominant older sister type.

>>43769776
>If it worked like that, it wouldn't be so difficult to find nurses and psychiatrists for sanatoriums.
I agree that a normal person won't automatically fix a broken one, but the short staffing is because the patients beat the dogshit out of everybody and the pay is bad too