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thank you that anon who told me about file compressors, I really wanted to use this fanart as op

https://twitter.com/Fulgur_Ovid/status/1628124357271617537?s=20
Wife and Pio-chan soon!

keep the lists coming

My fetish is seeing my oshi actually stream

wuca love! can't wait to watch him rage, please say cunt.

will he be so good he'll exceed 1st to the zenith or is 0 the number of wins he'll get tonight?!?

>>43563340
comfydants have a normal list, briskadets win for being freaks

I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband! Finally back to eastward tonight...
>>43562752
This but an hour later he's pathetically crying and cuddling you and profusely apologizing before passing out (it will happen again)

I love Luca Dodgeshiro!

>>43564207
luca...why would you answer like that...

>>43564207
he follows her, it's one of his indie friends i think

I miss my husband but it’s being alleviated today because he’s being cute on twitter!

>>43564260
because it's a joke anon...

>>43564260
he saw the reply saying "the worst he can say is no" and took it as a challenge

tuesdays and thursdays are so meaning less now

gay crossdressing petplay with vox akuma (i have been a good boy so i get bred today)

>>43563683
I don't even know if I could make a definitive list, it would be easier to list what I'm NOT into as opposed to what I do like because I'm pretty damn open. I'd say scat is one of my few hard NO's although I've questioned even that a couple of times. Also there is a difference between things that I can just appreciate aesthetically (e.g. feet or vore) vs things that actually turn me on (like emeto)... the list for the latter might actually be somewhat short.

Fat cat

>>43564775
what are you not into briskadet?

>>43564775
same for me. it'd be easier to make a top ten or a squick list.

>>43563340
Open to everything, some of the things I definitely like off the top of my head would be knifeplay, bloodplay, guro, necro, noncon, mindbreak, hypno, mommy/daddy, somno, lolisho, futa, incest, piss, pregnancy, squirting, breastfeeding, amputation, medical, and recently started to enjoy vomit. Only real no is scat but im willing to change. not a comfydant or briskadet but i wanted to share anyway

>>43564718
Please continue jacking off everyday, if you are a good enough boy vox will come back sooner

>>43565193
you don't have to be a comfydant or briskadet! man i remember a really good knifeplay scene from a series i read a long time ago, but i don't remember exactly where..

>>43563769
hnnnn I wonder if Sonny is /here/ and he's proud of himself for the way he conditioned us

>>43564879
Scat and genital mutilation off the top of my head, and weirdly enough not a huge fan of super excessive toy use (but i do like bondage), also don't care too much for cuntboys if that counts... I really need to pull up f-list for the first time in years one of these days. Also there are various things more centered around BL that I'm not really into because I am not much of a fujo myself but I respect my sisters-in-arms. I remember I got a score of 70+ on that kink test that was going around on here a couple months ago if that's saying anything

>>43566191
ah genital mutilation, i forgot about that. when you say excessive toy use, do you mean just multiple toys being used for holes, nipples, etc?

>>43565351 (Me)
i found the knifeplay scene but it's smack in the middle of a story and wouldn't make as much sense without the context. i'll recommend the series anyways since it's one of my favorite M/M original fiction pieces in an actually enjoyable, well-built dystopian setting. and a good portrayal of BDSM too. it's the administration series by manna francis and most of it is available online.

>>43566372
Yeah something like that, toys are good to an extent (like remote control vibrators in public) but monster dildos or having like three different vibrators in at once just isn't super appealing to me personally

wife and piochan on da telly

LOVE my hardworking cute whore little brother alban ! he's alive....

WIFEEEEEEEE I MISSED YOU SO MUCH

wife taking piochan's joke and twisting it. i love this chunni pair

wife.......

>milord loves DK
>wife is DK
THEY ARE

why is wife so good at these games

i love wife's retarded noises

piochan stole wife's booty

pio plundered wife’s booty!

kek

wife.....................................

I could say the one thing I'm not into but it might be too much even for this thread.

cute wife baa!!!

>>43570250
Please share

>>43570250
if you're not going to say it why even post this?

>>43570329
Attention

wife's incest brain.......

>>43570250
If you fucking say incest you will be exiled

>>43570300
>>43570329
I'm not into women (female).

>>43570659
Okay?

>>43570659
congrats on being gay/straight?

>>43570659
If you are going to do a bit please at least be funny next time

Guys I have something to say, I'm not into rape

>>43570893

wife your aim.................

wife not like this........

>I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
Fruity?

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>>43570793
Jesus what happened to this general? Can't an anon have a little fun around here? It wasn't even an offensive joke.

>>43571401
jokes are funny

>>43571401
what? i'm literally congratulating you

>>43571480
Yeah but you guys are acting like it was something offensive. Don't have to act like I killed your mom.

Give the Kyomie a break. You guys post that unfunny Kindred copypasta every thread and you don't see me complaining.

kek the game really wants to gangbang wife

>>43571401
you can say that after youve sat through 2 days of anons arguing about women in this thread

>>43571554
>you guys
>plural

get the sand out of your vaginas

you guys are so bored you need to make up reasons to be upset? there's a collab with boys happening right now sit your ass down and watch

>>43570893
Me neither! I think it's fun, but I prefer enthusiastic consent, even if it doesn't start out that way

>>43571599
I'm not here in every thread and this is reminding me why. Actin' like somebody making a tame joke about not bein' into women in a male-centered thread is the biggest deal on earth. It's on the same level as a lewd hand holding joke. It's not a big deal.

>>43571401
You’re offended by me saying Okay, anon……

>>43570893
I like rape but I don't like DV or abuse at all.

>>43571847
kek youre mad no one found it funny

>>43571829
Oh, I was making a joke anon I'm extremely into nonconsensual things

>>43571847
Kyo get off this board

>>43571791
Too many people have sticks up their asses now. Anons are too into gatekeeping that they're starting to go crazy and gatekeep themselves, please understand.

You niggers are so fucking autistic holy shit

i miss alban....also....noctyx merch doko.....management....hate....

>>43571915
Oh... welp, thats cool too :( I was going to ask if you had any recs.

>>43571985
where's your chad vox image

>>43571889
I'm not mad I'm just weirded out by how seriously some people took it. I didn't think it was a big deal.

Am I reading the same thread? Nobody was mad about that joke… maybe I have dyslexia… I think Sonny should shove a Lego in his asshole

>>43572055
NTA but I like lovey dovey stuff if it makes you feel better. Unfortunately I mainly read secondary BL though, assuming you're a fujo.

God,
I hate straight women.
Amen

>>43572103
legos are small.....i don't think he'd feel it...unless it's a whole set

>>43572072
no one took it seriously? are you sure you're not autistic

>>43572131
Do you want a cookie, kyomie?

you people are wildin', anyways Sonny sex

If anyone missed out on the White Day gifts the second round is out now: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1628212986027335680

>>43572004
Same..I'm about to lose it..

at the same hour everyday without fail, this is when shitposting starts.

>>43572063
?

>>43572072
2/3 people that replied to that post didn’t respond in a remotely rude way. One just said okay…. I think you have rejection sensitivity…..

this is why men say women aren't funny

>>43572248
i haven't even been using main or this thread as much anymore outside of ritual posts....i miss him so much.....alban....i hope uki isn't too sick so the drinking zatsu is still on....i cancelled all my plans so i could hear his voice....

>>43572180
He should stick one of those mega sets up there

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>>43572272
I didn't say they were rude I said they took it seriously when it wasn't even serious. Why did it warrant three replies like that and a continuing conversation about it

>>43572272
nta but why reply when you don't have anything to add? If you want to add to the joke, reply in an exaggerated way, if you're opposed to the joke, actually criticize it. There's nothing you can get out of an indifferent reply, it's just an extra wasted post.

>>43572449
Exactly. That's what I'm sayin' but people are taking it as a personal attack. It comes off more offended if they reply like that.

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>>43572449
Post your yummy toenails

WHERE'S ME GOD DAMN NOCTYX MERCH ME WANT TO SEE THEIR DESIGNS EVEN THO I WON'T BE BUYING IT

An entire fucking thread derailed over an offhand comment, you people are insane

i think everyone should just drop the topic, at this point you're all getting offended over nothing. the joke wasn't funny and neither were the replies, now go back to talking about boys and stop shitting up the thread

>>43572449
wouldnt this go for the initial post that started it?

>>43572324
As a woman I agree. We aren't funny and we can't take an actual punch. I feel like walking on eggshells everytime I attempt edgy humor around my female friends. We are fucking GARBAGE.

>>43572692
Stop larping and go back to main, pomudachi.

>>43572692
You need better friends

>>43572406
Nade nade he'll be back soon and he will have fun with the rest of the boys

One more post about that stupid joke and I will post about wife shitting his pants and I know nobody likes that

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>>43572666
I hate explaining the joke but the comedy is saying you hate women, as a woman in a female-dominated space. If you can't handle a bit of self deprecation you need to step outside and reflect on yourself because gosh you take yourself too seriously.

DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A BOY STREAM HAPPENING RIGHT NOW? WITH WIFE AND PIOCHAN? DID YOU KNOW? HOW ABOUT WE TALK ABOUT THAT?

ඞ

>you have the pluck and I'll show you my luck
When will doppi have talk in lenght about jojo he clearly knows it, I want a jojo vtuber please dear lord

>>43572775
thanks fellow takaradachi....! i'm just going to watch vods until he does something...i have a feeling he's working on something behind the scenes given his cryptic tweets.....

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>>43572915
Hi Fulgur, next karaoke when?

>>43572634
Kinda makes me think anons really were offended by it if it's being discussed for so many posts.

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>>43572878
that wasn't the initial post you silly
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>>43572878
They're saying they're not attracted to women in a male vtuber thread that is mainly for talking about how you want to fuck them, what is the joke exactly? That they're straight? fucking 90% of the women here are.

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>>43572915
Pomu and Rosemi are boys? I wish.

>>43572915
you know you can just talk about a stream instead of yelling about wanting to talk about it right?

>>43572828
he can shit his pants as he mind regresses from all the mald he’s doing he is now back to be a toddler crying over his poopy pants

>>43573098
hi anon! youre also shitting up the thread! good job on you contributing to the shitposting dumb motherfucker

>>43572832
You forgot your facebook filename kobo image.

>>43573122
I don't like those two things separately, I don't like them together...

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>>43573185
Fuck me I meant, I like them separately not together, I am so brain damaged

>>43573057
Ah so the joke is you're easily offended and you proved it by replying instead of ignoring the post? I hope newfags and ESLs are eternally filtered forever. Back in the good ol' days you had to lurk 5 years before posting or we bullied you off the site.

Why don't you guys hornypost about Mysta for once? You know, to like save the thread or whatever.

thread sure is retarded today, if only we had the noctyx merch to talk about.....

>>43573249
This reads like something Sonny would post, hi Sonny!

>>43573249
sonny why are you shitting up the thread

>>43572966
Have fun! I also have a feeling that he's preparing something. Even if its nothing in the end I just want him to be happy!

>>43573286
I want to suck his shota balls

I want Vox to fist Fuuchan down to his elbow so that it goes into his intestines, his asshole would be so loose he can't clench at all and he would lose control of his bowels, the shit just sliding out of him without any resistance and he can't even control it. Vox would laugh at him while Fuuchan cries in humiliation.

some people really do use this forum like it’s twitter. i wonder how do these people serve as members of society when they can’t even pick up basic mannerism then i realize maybe that’s because they’re still literally children. i’m worried for their future.
happy cat day, by the way.

>>43573319
They're getting nothing....everyone HATES Noctyx....T

>>43573286
There are no Mystakes ITT, go to main

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>>43573360
ueeeueeee....Sonny posting about how he hates females and implying we're too fragile to accept that opinion. He replies to himself to start a fake-arguement and shits up this thread once again. We all fall for it and argue amongst ourselves because we're stupid and hormonal, our cycles line up so we're peak PMSing. In the end he wins and gets a brief moment of entertainment, it's so funny examining women.

I don't understand Mario games....am I retarded

>>43573500
we won't get nocxtyx merch for another 3 days because uki asked to be draw more sexy and with his tummy out in the official art

>>43573449
hi anon! youre also shitting up the thread! good job on you contributing to the shitposting dumb motherfucker

>>43572878
I never said I hate women I said I'm not into them, but I do agree with this statement.

>>43573095
This thread is about wanting to fuck women? Well no wonder so many people got mad at the post. lmao but nah I'm sure that's just a small grammar mistake but that's a funny one. Also
>90% of the women here are straight
If that were true the thread wouldn't have been in this state of chaos over one tiny joke.

>>43573531
he's upset that kadet wrote how he fucks briskadets as onaholes when he's upset

>>43573286
Why haven't you made /rias/ yet? Are you a liar?

>>43573377
thank you, i will ! i feel the same way too...! alban LOVE ! noctyx LOVE !

>>43573579
Noctyx merch delayed because they all want to look sluttier...give uki his skirt, wife his tit window and Alban his tiny booty shorts.

>>43573593
Just stop attentionwhoring and post Kyo lewds, specifically ones that put focus on his small stature.

>>43573593
/cbdct/-nigger……

>>43573433
I love you, mintfag.

>>43573733
I'm not attentionwhoring but if that helps you calm down then whatever.

>>43573779
Literally what??

AAAA FUCK ALL THESE BOTS IN HIS ART TAG

>>43573804
>>39136008

>wife is the one shitting up the thread
NO..........NO WIFE NOT LIKE THIS..................

>>43573433
would vox push down wife’s face to stare at his mess? ngl i’d be converted to scat with the added humiliation and degradation along with it. if wife ends up vomiting all over himself from the disgust and somehow making more of a mess of himself, i think that’d be hot

>>43573674
I've already given up. Nobody would post in it.

>>43573947
You should read a BL called SM Gokko.

>an anon saying they're not attracted to women causes this much chaos and somehow means they hate women
Dios mio this is a new kind of autism I've never seen before.

scatfags smell like shit

>>43573593
I just think it sucks that all the female splits and main can freely post about how they hate the males but for some reason our jokes need to be policed or something. I get the intrinsic fear of becoming like CBT where they go full schizo women-hating mode and really ARE a hugbox, but we shouldn't be doing shit for the sole purpose of "one upping" another group or because "it's a bad look" or whatever.
If I had one thing to ACTUALLY critique about the joke, the main thing that got to them was you implying that statement would offend them. I think next time don't make the insinuation that it would piss someone off. Often times people are more offended at people THINKING a joke would offend them, more than an offensive joke.

>>43574062
pissfags smell like piss

eastward soon! i’m so happy. i can finally regulate my sleep schedule with sonny’s streams once again.

>>43574091
i'd rather smell like piss than shit

>>43574062
I would like to smell them.

>>43574083
Women are just naturally more concerned about optics and being empathetic and what have you. I know for a fact there's Twitterfags that browse these threads that shit on Zaion for her rape joke and Silvervale for daring to play Hogwarts Legacy. That is the ilk that make these threads their home. A bunch of Twitter refugees that can't take a joke.

>>43574062
shitpost smells like shit

>>43573947
Yessss, he's push wife's face down very near it but not touching it. He's puke all over himself because of how disgusting it is. Vox uses the puke to jerk wife off until he cums but Vox doesn't stop until he pisses himself as well. Wife is covered in his disgusting bodily fluids so Vox pisses on him to "clean" him up, since wife is such a dirty bitch inside and out Vox gives him an enema as well to clear out his bowels. He's also forced to drink water as well and has to hold the liquid inside him until he can't anymore. Wife will piss and shit all over himself on the floor and make a huge fucking mess.

>Fuuchan talking about being proved

>>43574188
I think that this thread would be better if we started to

I hope all twitterfags get raped and shat on

>>43573602
Impossible! Briskadets being edible cocksleeves is generally accepted as fact itt, sonny canonically likes to abuse and eat them, so taking his anger out on them by violating the little ones and causing them as much anguish as possible when he doesn't have an actual person to do this to is the logical (and hot) next step

>>43574105
What’s your timezone? This week is a lot more difficult for me because he’s streaming in the middle of the night a lot

Don't get me wrong I don't hate all women, I just hate straight women

>>43573730
LOVE!

>>43574083
AIIIIEEE STOP HAVING REASONABLE TAKES IN THE SCHIZO THREAD
In all seriousness though it's why I never believe thread boogeymen anymore. The threads that go around calling other threads "schizo-containment" end up being way more schizo than the places they claim to be crazy. And yeah I especially fucking hate that, every thread always says "i hate males" and no one bats an eye because they obviously mean anime males. Obviously they don't hate their own gender. That anon didn't even say they hate women they just said "I'm not into women" i.e. not attracted but it still caused a meltdown.

WIFE'S ASS IN THE AIR PEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPERO MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM I NEED TO RAPE

Me and my shit ball I roll around

>>43574007
The real reason is that nobody wants to post with the mystake schizo.

>>43574484
Yeah honestly this thread is a lost cause with things like that. Same reason why we need to do more things to improve the quality of the post of the thread of. Twitterfags have essentially missed the cue of leave.

>>43574569
can you get better bait? it's been more than 4 months my man

>>43574557
the only post itt that made me laugh, have a (You)

>>43574557
Realest post itt

>>43574569
Mystakes have just disappeared in general... it makes me depressed to think about. Nobody even wants to talk about Mysta here UNLESS it's to own the Mystake schizo. I want to lick my own wounds about it. Mysta deserves all of the popularity in the world. One day I really will be the last Mystake.

>>43574616
I hit a nerve there huh?

>>43574083
briskadets are always the most sane itt for some reason

>>43574557
This guy lives a better life than us

>>43574437
my condolences NA kadet… i’m AEST so his streams are typically in the late evening for me. although this week is a bit weirder than his usual for sure!

>>43574688
keep licking and I might cum

>>43574684
lol

>>43574188
I think it shows in a weird way that testosterone is the emotional chemical that males men blurt out whatever they want bluntly and they don't need to think about it(and causes women to act the same way on their periods). Example: Every time Sonny says something cringe(Pomu my woman) and you can hear him immediately regret it AS the words are leaving his mouth.
Women think constantly about how they have to present themselves to other people and they're calculated about the way they communicate. As a result, women also learn to read into every little thing someone says. That's why men get confused when they make an off-hand comment that you're not supposed to give much acknowledgement and a woman reads too deeply into it. It's baffling to a woman to say something without much intent, just for the sake of it, and for other men to just move on from that like it was fucking nothing,

>>43574431
how are briskadets breeded so he can continue eating more of them if he just eats them after cumming inside

>>43574826
I'm right. You can hold me to that. My schizophrenia means I'll be the last one standing.

>>43574857
he births them

>>43574902
anon....MEDS NOW

>>43574912
out his ass?

>>43574962
Nope. Sorry. I'll never abandon Mysta.

>>43574912
sonny mpreg real

>>43574836
so what you mean is wife, a chronic overthinker and drama queen, is a woman.... he can have babies now!

the two resident mystake schizos are fighting

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>>43574836
I think it has more to do with social consequences than testosterone, men can just say shit and get away with it while women will get shit own and maybe even murder for half the shit men says.

>>43575013
he always had a womb retard

>>43575029
I'm literally the only Mystake ITT.

>>43575053
he doesn't have to go through assbirths anymore, still a win

>>43574597
I wish we could but every time someone suggests feedback it gets drowned out by fetishposting or image spam because it's not taken seriously. I remember months ago there were kindred even calling out other kindred saying to stop calling everyone with a bit of criticism a schizo. Thankfully that did slow down a little bit.

I wonder what it is about someone not being attracted to females that causes such visceral reaction in people though. Not just this thread but I saw this in main too. And it's all over the board. Maybe that one anon in main that explained it had a point.

>>43575058
>admitting that she's replying to herself again

>>43575013
He has a womb he already has the abilities to make a baby, it's just that his womb is a baren radioactive wasteland that can not sustain life

>>43574836
I never hid how much I dislike the girls and don't watch them, if other anons are too butthurt over it it's not my problem

>>43575104
anons hate faggots, simple as

>>43575042
AIEEEEEE THAT WASN'T ME
I would've cross-posted my sonny is /here/ fanfic

>>43575104
well do you go into a building of black people and go "i fucking hate niggers!" and expect everyone to act normal or beat the shit out of you. tell me

>>43574857
The lucky ones will survive to bear cephalopod babies if he's feeling nice that day

>>43575112
Whatever. You guys can hate me as much as you want and make up as many narratives as you like about me. The more Mystakes you push away the louder I'll get to compensate for it.

>>43575129
I'm sorry wife but that is such a viscerally ugly emote, I think it made me puke in my mouth a little

kindred and tacodachis are dead, comfydants and briskadets are horny, the one mystake won't take her meds, lucubs are crying about an art tag....NOCTYX MERCH IS OUT??

MERCH MRECH MERHC MERC

SHUT THE FUCK UP NOCTYX MERCH DROPPED

EVERYONE SHUT UP NOCTYX MERCH
https://twitter.com/nijisanji_world/status/1628228093184999425

>>43575104
Sometimes we need to sit back and think about what’s really going on in the thread and try to improve on the mental state of the person behind the website. Maybe if we tried a bit more to encourage the women of this thread to jump up and down and bounce their titties the world will shake. Threads will get better soon.

https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1628228093184999425

It's fucking suits isn't it... I fucking hate anykara

>WIFE WITH A BOUQUETT
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH IS IT FOR ME??????????????????AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LET ME SEE HIM LET ME SEE MY WIFE

IM BACK THE MERHCH IS OUT ???
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1628228093184999425

FUCKING SUITS AIEEEEEEEEEEEE

WIFE HAS A FUCKING PONYTAIL

I hate how staff finally learned how to put overlays so we can't ENHANCE to get a sneak peek at the art

>>43575183
Depends on the context. If it was a black person saying "I fucking hate niggers" and the other black people are his friends then you could read it as a dumb inside joke. A joke doesn't have to be super intellectual or laugh-out-loud funny, it can just be a silly thing that makes people chuckle for a second and forget about.

I FUCKING HATE SUITS

told ya there’s going to be a countdown

>>43575211
i think it's cute....

>>43575313
I must impregnate auban!!!!!

>>43575447
I'm sorry anon it's fucking ugly as sin...

>>43575414
I did that one time at a festival and I got sent to the hospital but I thought it was really funny in the moment and some of my friends laughed too. People don’t understand jokes nowadays.

>>43575129
holy based and same. Weird coming from a comfydant though I thought all comfydants like and watch the girls.

>>43575104
in defence of fetishposting, i mentalblock any kind of discussion and only post if it’s about my degen thoughts about my oshi

>>43575313
aieeee alban is that cropped !? you WHORE !

>>43575414
i think you forget this is an anonymity board. no one would know you're a man or woman when you make those kind of jokes. anons can't even tell what's bait or not still

>>43575544
just because wife is a unityfag doesn't mean we have to be too lmao

>>43575313
wife tiny ponytail!

>>43575129
are you watching the collab?

>>43575544
We have a hivemind but it's only about stuff related to wife, I watch the girls doesn't mean all the sheeps does.

>>43575692
yeah wife is there

>>43563209
Is this actually Vox or is this that fake Chinese Vox?

God I want wife to piss on me

>>43574836
This is actually true which is why it's easy to tell when a post is typed by a woman because it's long and detailed and women want to make sure they're as clear as possible and cover all nuances while men get straight to the point. Also, men aren't good at reading implications which is why you always need to be very blunt with them, especially when it comes to love and crushes. Vox talked about this one time. You need to just straight up tell a guy you like him and not beat around the bush because guys will not take the hint.

As one of the 5 male regulars ITT, I find it really funny when girls read too much into things and start unnecessary catfights over it.

hoping noctyx gets nice merch ..

>>43575810
broskadet if you make yourself known everytime, i will just laugh at you forgetting to buy sonny's tickets twice

>>43575810
Shut the fuck up, god I hate men

>>43575881
based

>>43575810
show me your cock

>>43575204
>victimizing yourself again
yep, you're the mystake schizo. Go on post your membership for the umpteenth time.

>>43575104
They went from fetishposting to spam posting about merch

>>43575898
I literally never do that. It makes me depressed that there was another Mystake here recently that did that that you pushed away. I just want to talk about Mysta with other Mystakes.

>>43575802
>it's long and detailed and women want to make sure they're as clear as possible and cover all nuances
The sad thing is if you don't cover all bases other women WILL interpret your points in the most uncharitable way. Literally the "I love pancakes" "so you hate waffles?" shit.

i realized luca's schedule this week reflects his schedules from his first few months, it's nostalgic a little bit

>>43575861
I'm not the broskadet that tried to buy his m&g, I didn't even try because I live outside the states.

>>43575881
Your loss fampai, now I get ALL THE MEN to myself! I loooove men!!

>>43576013
Do you really expect me to believe that? lol. lmao

>>43576122
I thought the same thing. It's kind of nice, at least for me.

>>43574749
>although this week is a bit weirder than his usual for sure!
At first I was wondering if it was to avoid the heat (although I guess having them later would be better for that) but I actually wonder if he’s streaming earlier than usual a lot so that he can finish up that work he mentioned

>>43576215
i will always believe that's you when you announce yourself, get used to being mexican to me now

>>43563340
bondage/kinbaku/shibari, sadism, masochism, edging, prostate milking, first time, restraints, cnc, electrostim, frottage, intercrural, size difference, shota, sensory deprivation, overstimulation, begging, dominance, submission, power dynamics, knifeplay, bloodplay, docking, bestiality (fictional only obvs,) bareback, dacryphilia, when guys fuck themselves with their own dick, tentacles, teratophilia, biting, vampires specifically, somnophilia, incest, hate sex, sex in water... i'm sure there are things i'm forgetting.

>>43575881
do you hate your oshi

>Make a harmless joke
>Get told to kill myself and am treated like I somehow am ruining the thread because the ESLs here got angry about it
What is wrong with you people?

>>43576217
I don't think she was a day one member. I am. That should be a noticeable enough distinction. You guys are really deadset on purging Mystakes from these threads and it makes me sad as fuck.

>>43576297
nice larp /NijiEN/ faggot

alban looks so small...i'm going to cry....i know i shouldn't have expectations but i'm so excited....time to nap to perserve the happiness....i love alban...i love noctyx....

>>43575861
I think you are confusing that guy with me... I just post about wanting to have sex with sonny

>>43576286
He's an honorary woman

>>43576240
it is nice! im a bit worried about ringfit but i think chat knows how to act now

>>43576346
There goes another one of your thread boogeymen.

>>43576272
nyo....I'm from new zealand....

>>43574739
those dogs are fucking hideous

>>43575183
Jesus fucking christ I'm not sure if you have bad reading comprehension skills or what.
"I'm not attracted to women" is not the same thing as "I hate women"
What is so hard to understand about this? No wonder that kyomie said you guys were offended, not being sexually attracted to females is considered a crime worse than murder. Fucking hell.

>>43576368
can you post about in spanish for me just once

>>43576406
new zealand, new mexico. close enough

>>43576414
You take that back, they're adorable

>>43576430
no one cares if you're not attracted to women.

>>43575590
The LAM bros really do have similar ways and fans because same here, comfydant.

>>43576598
Evidently they do. A lot.

>>43576430
NTA but I think anons were more offended by the first post that was like "this opinion is gonna offend you". As >>43574836 put it, people don't like being told a joke will offend them, even though it did turn out true(lmao) it's still just condescending and I think this split is also mad about the cbt boogeyman that we cry if a female liver gets criticized.

>>43576643
you can have a ritualpost saying you're not attracted to women and i would not give a fuck.

>>43576375
Well, the last ringfit stream went pretty smoothly iirc...so I think this one will be the same. I'm more excited for Elder Ring though and I don't know why.

>>43576414
My reaction to that information:

>>43576771
You, maybe. Others would clearly be bothered.

https://www.shepherdsongfarm.com/shop/organ-meats/lamb-penis-pizzle/
Anyone want sheep dicks?

>>43576071
kek that's pretty much how this whole debacle even started. "I'm not into women" "SO YOU HATE WOMEN THEN? ANON HERE WANTS TO KILL ALL FEMALES"

>>43576812
you should learn from mintfag, they post about scat and animal penises even if anons hate it

>>43576800
He's so cute anon, please give his snoot a pinch for me

>>43575881
based

>>43576798 (me)
*Elden fuck

>>43576800
i can't look at chili peppers anymore without thinking about that one kadet

>>43576879
Aww come one I KNOW at least one anon likes my animal penis and shit posting

>>43576798
i like elden ring because of how mad he gets when he's playing, there's something fun about watching him get frustrated while playing a game because of how he usually is.

>>43577004
go take a bath stinky mf

>>43577004
i like your animal penises because i learn, the scat posting is a no

>>43576899
https://twitter.com/ganbor_zoi/status/1616952274391281665
Unfortunately not mine, just another one of the wacky internet animals I follow... If I ever got another dog I would probably get a borzoi though, funny horse dog is cute and they seem fairly well-mannered

Reading this thread is funny because people will refer to things multiple times as if they actually happened and you look back and see none of what they’re angry about and wonder if anything being said is real or if everybody’s a bot or you forgot to take your meds that day and are having a very weird schizophrenic episode.

Can you sisters talk about Doppi winning instead of whatever you're on

Alban tummy Alban tummy Alban tummy Alban tummy Alban tummy Alban tummy Alban tummy Alban tummy Alban tummy Alban tummy Alban tummy Alban tummy Alban tummy Alban tummy please

>>43577199
take your meds!

>>43576323
Good. Get the fuck out then. You keep saying you'll make /rias/ but you never do it. Fucking coward.

>>43576879
It's depressing getting told to fuck off for posting what you love, take it from me.

>>43577321
Because there's no Mystakes left to make Rias work because you ran them all out. What's not clicking here? I'm forced to stay here because of your own actions.

>>43577036
I smell great, like mint chocolate.
>>43577075
If you want to learn about animal penis and eggs you have to tolerate me post about scat every now and then. Just a little bit of scat won't hurt anyone.
>>43577156
They look so fucking goofy, I love these silly hose dog.

>>43577250
he looks so fucking tiny i want to rape him so badly if his tummy is showing i don't think i could control myself but i want it so badly

I really like how we were able to take an annoying argument and derrive a constructive conversation out of it. It's good when we aren't mindlessly arguing and have dignified debates instead. Such is the free marketplace of ideas!
I will always grieve the death of internet forums.

Unrelated but how would you feel if we got a skeleton liver?

>>43577199
Picrel applies to this website too

>>43577420
I don't want a sans vtuber, no thanks

>>43576771
DYRBI

>>43577395
a little bit of scat will hurt me actually.

>>43577004
i think you're adorable mintfag. i wish we could be friends

>>43577420
I want a sans vtuber, yes thank you

>>43577420
you ask this question a lot, are you snakeanon #2 or something

oh boy i cant wait to backread all my favorite loops on /nenmen/ today!!
day 11
fuchan with a bouquet and a ponytail...my heart

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

>>43577199
>>43577478
But people were actually accusing that anon of actually hating women over a harmless joke. Do you have selective memory or something?

>>43577379
of all the anons itt you are sincerely the most annoying. not because you're a mystake, mysta was literally my en oshi for a while. but because you have an insufferable victim complex and instead of posting mysta, you just bitch about how no one likes your oshi or his fans. just fucking post mysta.

>>43577395
>Just a little bit of scat won't hurt anyone
I WOULD indeed rather have shit posting than shitposting

>>43577379
kys you attentionwhore

>>43577407
It looks like it's showing his tummy but idk. I will sex the cat anyway TOT

>>43577769
coming home from work to see what nenmen was looping today!!

>>43577541
>>43577841
Just hide it pussy, I'll spoiler it next time no worries.
>>43577601
What do you have to offer me as a token of friendship?

>>43577379
how was mystas prosekai stream today?

>>43577856
aaaaaaaaaaaaa i want to lick his tummy..... i'm too excited now....

>>43577420
kys, the count's corpse is still warm and you're already disrespecting his memory like this

>>43576447
Mi amor por Sonny sobrepasa cualquier intento de falseflag que este maldito sitio pueda llegar a crear, mi amor por el quemará con la misma intensidad hasta que él desaparezca. Algunos de ustedes me hacen sentir disgusto al dudar de sus oshis cada vez que ellos hacen algo pequeño e inofensivo, deberían aprender a calmarse de vez en cuando. Sin embargo, no puedo para de pensar en ustedes como personas que siguen un camino parecido al mío, así que realmente deseo lo mejor para ustedes.
Me siento un poco mal por haber sido un attention whore anteriormente así que trato de no hacerlo tan seguido, lo siento por ello, jaja.

>>43577905
i miss vox so much it hurts! i dont even remember what its like to watch his streams live anymore!!

>>43577841
I was agreeing with you anon...

happy boys

>>43578046
They were agreeing with you as well……………

>>43576678
That's the sarcasm in it. The joke was that it would "offend" people but really it wouldn't because it's not actually an offensive statement. It's like saying "Guys I have a hot food take......water is refreshing." The joke is that it's not a hot take at all. The irony is in someone saying they're not attracted to women in a thread that is centered around anime men. I think it's just a simple case of autism why some anons couldn't catch it.

>>43577963
It was unfortunately pretty scuffed. It led to some funny moments (a bug occurred where the song just didn't start which I didn't know was possible) which led to a lot of frustration on his end but he kept things professional and put on a happy face. Sadly YouTube fucking up cut the stream short despite everything which led to him uploading a short video of him pouting cutely on Twitter. He stated he'd like to play the game again, and knowing his track record I kind of doubt it, but I hope he keeps it in mind.

>>43578083
The thing is that I think people need to be more open to the fact that some anons here don’t really like some of the things the guys do on stream. I don’t like when they talk about eating food, it’s weird and uncomfortable and doesn’t make for a good conversation topic, but anons will say I hate women if I say that.

>>43578033
yo te perdono, gracias

>>43578073
oh my god
>>43578046 meant for >>43577915
I do some stupid shit but accidentally replying to myself is a new one this thread is killing my braincells

>>43577915
various animal facts and appreciation for your particular brand of information. the reproductive organ of cephalopods is known as a hectocotylus and it's actually a modified arm. the animal's spermatophores are moved down the arm via a specialized groove and deposited in the reproductive orifice of the female.

beyond that i have snacks

>>43577811
BASED BASED BASED

>>43578208
Yeah I just reread your post, I may have misinterpreted what you wrote, all the shit fumes is getting to my brain kek

>>43578033

I wonder what these straps(?) sticking out from Sonny’s outfit are, is he wearing high waisted pants with a tucked in shirt? The silhouette kind of reminds me of some sort of formal style that I can’t put my tongue on. And I definitely see his gun holster

>>43578033
Chinga tu madre briskadet

>>43578320
he's wearing very high cargo pants

>>43578043
Same!!!!! It's not the same when he's not on the telly... milord you are so missed... I also miss my kindredsis/bros even though I know you all are still around...

>>43577905
Is it really a loop when this is the first time it happened? Or has it happened before and I just didn't know about it?

brothers that...

I hate reimu for planting the "sonny thinks he's too manly for cinamoroll cafe" idea onto GPs dumb minds when in truth he just went to see his family

>>43578211
Thanks for the interesting facts! Your friendship application is now pending

>>43578033
taco burrito, muy bien!

>>43578344
Ok, voy a visitar a fuuchan hoy...

>>43578344
spanish takaradachi ! no el gato de sexo post today ?

>>43578320
I appreciate that he always stays strapped

>>43578320
He's wearing these bad boys

>>43578436
I thought Briskadets were repulsed by Sonny being portrayed as even remotely feminine.

>>43578433
a-alban…

>>43578185
What are you saying?

>>43578433
Lucar is Aruban's brother....

>>43578185
kek

>>43578320
chest holster rig

>>43578607

>>43578426
Kindredbro jacks off everyday to the librarian asmr, dude is living the dream. Vox was super cute on twitter today but it only made me miss him more

>>43578436
but that’s literally what he said

>>43578575
Oh sorry I forgot... I MISS AL GATO GORDO Y LARGO DEL SEXO

>>43578436
This but take away everything after the word "for".

the wife experience really isn't the same when he collabs......please.....zatsu....please come back already....why did you leave us for a whole month....

>>43578728
...! i miss him too.... TOT

>>43578436
I thought that the way she assumed that and made a big deal out of it was a little annoying too but bantz will be bantz

Just to clear the air because I'm in a particularly confessional mood today, I am also the comfydant that wanted Alan Binc to murder and cannibalise me.

>>43578983
of course you are

>>43578824
El gato vendra a casita no te preocupes

I want Sonny to expel his toxic masculinity all over me

How bad do every boy’s farts smell?

>>43578983
Who? Is that some indie confirmed for gamer wave?

>>43579078
mintfag stop this madness

my husband is streaming elden ring! i didnt catch up on his past streams, i think his avatar is still naked? we will find out together
https://youtu.be/7sjyUWT_3IQ
https://youtu.be/7sjyUWT_3IQ

>>43579063
Sí, a mi casa. Lo voy a tratar bien, no te preocupes.

Women don't like farts, or feet, or scat. These are distinctly male fetishes.

>>43579114
It's not me I'm not into farts

>>43579114
Im not that person.

>>43579182
I like Alban's cute little feetsies

>>43579087
Yes, Paul Ericson also confirmed for gamer wave as well

>>43579249
But do they arouse you?

I am also not sexually attracted to women.

so he did put on armor in his second playthrough

>>43579182
You won't bait me into feetposting I'll do that on my own time thank you very much

>>43579182
I guess I'm a man then

>>43579182
mintfag is a fucking TRANNY

>>43578517
sonny is a puta....

Sonny should put laxatives in my food and make me shit myself in public

The only male fetish I like are traps. But I wonder if it's strange to like traps because I'm straight and they're so feminine.

I don't like farts as a fetish but sometimes i can smell my own farts because they don't smell that bad

>>43579182
I wish I were a man I think I would be a lot less miserable. Being a man is like going through life on easy mode.

>>43579360
I want to do that to wife
>>43579325
My X chromosome is slowly becoming a Y....no.....

>>43579440
anon..?

>>43579304
Feet make you horny? How so?

>>43579432
i like traps/femboys because I like BL and gay shit...and they all look pretty and feminine without having to be a girl

>>43579432
They're still men no matter how feminine they act, you're still straight nothing wrong with that

>>43579432
Traps are a male fetish? Since when?? I've always loved traps and thought anyone could like them.

I think my weirdest kink is that I'm into plushophila, but just visually. I wouldn't hump a stuffed animal but I think it's pretty hot when other people do it!

>>43579526
Same!!!! That's the main appeal of traps for me; you get to look at all the nice qualities of a girl without having to actually look at a girl.

>>43579649
that's not weird, that's pretty common or else pillow humping wouldn't be such a huge thing

Thoughts?