/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Hello! Gura will be on our divegrass team. Unfortunately, it's a bit of a last minute thing.
Before we use a standard Gura model, I'm curious if anyone has seen an Idol uniform Gura 3d model/mmd/koikatsu card which we can use for our team.
I'm just checking here as a last resort before we go ahead.

What if Gawr returns for Gura's 3D showcase?

>>43407263
>koikatsu card
Can you actually extract models easily from Koikatsu now?

Gurass

Ribbon child

I love my wife so much!!

Was there any Gooby on Ina's stream last night? I couldn't watch it.

>>43407399
A short video message.

>>43407399
only a tiny bit unfortunately

Chumbies I can't stop looking at Gura's face. Jesus christ she's so cute I just... the urge to kiss her is overwhelming.

Anyway.. did any holoJPs talk about this yet? Okayu perhaps, or Marine, Fubuki, Matsuri or so?

Gura will sing:
Ride on time
Reflect
Mogu mogu
scc opening
Umisea song

WIFE RT

MY WIFE IS AWAKE

WIFE WIFE WIFE

My onahole wants me to goom to the daki.

>>43407577
>>43407584
Why do your guys' twitter notifications work? Mine broke 2 weeks ago

>>43407431
>Anyway.. did any holoJPs talk about this yet? Okayu perhaps, or Marine, Fubuki, Matsuri or so?

She’s been on a gawrt liking spree

>>43407334
I cannot personally, but the team handling aesthetics requests for vt can do this very efficiently. We are currently using about 8 full body models ported from just koikatsu cards.

>>43407762
Didn't ask.

Do we have any screenshots of the twittertards seething?

Hopefully she gets the outfit from the daki.

>>43407762
Damn that is a lot of goom perms. I love Gura so much.
>>43408001
She already said she won't.

>>43407431
honestly i'm glad that the daki artist is not nacho, her feet drawings are dogshit. daki needs to have exposed feet

>>43407994
Fuck off with your drama channel shit.

She's still liking! Fuck yes.

How rich is Gura? Can we even compare to her wealth?

>>43407764
I see, interesting to know, I have looked through Gura's KK cards but I don't think there's anything worth porting as they all have Gura's usual outfit.

Chances of Goomba today?

>>43408238
none

>>43408260

I love the tiny woman. Stroking the tiny woman's head and telling her how cute she is. Blushing as the little sardine woman compliments you how big you are compared to her. Fully engulfing the the shrimp woman's tiny body with your own.

>>43408304
Forgot the pic.

Do you think Gura would mind if a future SC in many months included "Sometimes I kiss my Gura daki, sorry"?

>>43408352
She'd probably be dissapointed if that's all we're doing.

>>43407399
Gura had the shortest video message to Ina and was the only Myth member who didnt tweet anything about Ina's stream afterwards.

>>43408352
She expects you to goom on her nendoroid. I doubt she could care less about a kiss.

>>43408304
>>43408348
This is a shark child, not a sardine woman.
>>43408352
She wouldn't like that you are apologizing for it.

>>43407615
Do you use the app or desktop version?

Princess carrying Gura
Gura sleeping on top of you
Holding Gura’s hand walking in a park

>>43408352
>You just kiss it? Are you a fag or somethin'?

>>43408352
I'd want to know who sold more: Dino Gura vs Daki Gura.

>>43408238
Pretty low. I think she wants to just rest this weekend and play with her little cunny

>>43408469
Desktop

>>43408473
Getting beaten to death by a mob because they think you're grooming a little girl.

>>43408497
Dino by far, it has broader appeal

>>43408497
Dino Gura for sure. Dakis are really mostly for the hardcore.

i'm just glad she's back

>>43408497
Has to be Dino Gura. It's cheaper and has a much broader appeal.

>>43408497
Dino without a doubt
>cheaper
>some people bought multiple
>everyone likes a plushie, only some people are brave enough to have a loli daki

>>43408531
Protecting gura with my transferable ar15

>>43408352
Apologizing and sending a SC about is being weird about it, don't be a faggot

>>43408521
Oh, idk then. If it was the app vsrsion i could help. Try and Google the answer.

i wonder if we'll get another member post. she did one the other day

>>43408531
Protecting my beautiful wife against tranny bodyshamers.

>>43408730
Thoughts on Gura fanart with tattoos?

Protecting Gura with thick layers of my goom! T u T

>>43408713
Fucking kid!!! I'll teach you some discipline...

>>43408509
That's not a very nice way to refer to her online friends, anon.

>>43408352
She would just activate the blush from her model and thank for the super

>kiara knows Gura's mouth
This is real now

>>43408771
Tattoos are trashy. I don't mind them if they look like they are those removable ones for kids, but I'm not a fan of them either. Womb tattoos can be hot, but that is because they are trashy.

>>43408713
Your five turns are now over you cheeky brat.

Reminder that this is the girl that unironically said she planned to go out on a karaoke date with us and then, if it went well, ask us to maybe come back home with her and spend the night with her
We know what that means and she knows what it means.
She was full on suggesting after date sex. Loli sex with a tiny shark cunny.

>>43407263 (me)
Going to see myself out now. Wish City Pop Shark good luck on the pitch! If someone needs to find me about my request, I hope that serves as enough of a hint. But going to proceed with a standard Gura.

>>43408972
Gura is an actual succubus.

>>43408972
Are you sure she didn't just want you to come over and play checkers or something? She is just a child after all.

>>43408972
I'm still angry this didn't happen, we would have gotten it if it weren't for that forced nonsense.

reminder that this girl runs away from the toilet after flushing

>>43409068
>She is just a child after all.

>>43409151
Based

She wanted chumbuds to get some on Valentine's. She was 100% ready to put out

>>43409196
STOP REMINDING ME OF WHAT WE WERE DENIED!

I swear this fucking brat is gonna give me a horniness-induced aneurysm one of these days...

>>43409196
It's a good thing we were denied it, anything that breaks down her event autism is to our benefit.

>>43409330
You could have had it all. You could have finally connected with Gura at the deepest level. She was ready to accept you, spread her little legs and receive all of you

>>43409395
Shut up please, just shut the fuck up...

>>43409395
STOP! RIGHT NOW STOP IT! EVERY NIGHT I GO TO SLEEP AND JUST THINK ABOUT HOW SHE COULD HAVE TOUCHED ME.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik7_hXlFnk4

>>43409395
Whoops!

>>43409562
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>43409562
Quit trying to force that Mori is the one responsible. Everyone knows it's Cover's fault.

Sex with a fembud.

O to be but a simple bacteria lain upon Gura's sharkpit.
Unaware of the world but privy to one of her most sacred scents.
Do they comprehend? Are they aware of just how lucky they are?
Lesser men would kill to be granted the right to live within the aura of Gura's scent, especially so for an area of scent as strong as there.

>>43409815
This but her cun cun

>>43402142
>gills
>flat
FINALLY SOMETHING ACCURATE

My wives

>>43410037
Yeah mine

>>43410064
I made this post.

I'm the king of /ggg/.

>>43410191
You're the onahole of /ggg/.

>>43410189
Is Gawr the shy one and Gura the sexually promiscuous one?

>>43410037
>>43410064
>>43410189
>>43410191
My onaholes

>>43410191
You're the onahole of /ggg/.

>>43409560
cute

>>43410440
Gawr doesn't know what sex is. She's Gura's instincts, her wild Atlanean spirit. It's only after she came to land and was corrupted that Gura became yabe.

>>43410191
I didn't know we had a king! I thought we were an autonomous collective.

This tiny defenseless creature's only purpose is to be the perfect cum receptacle for me. She literally has a hole purely designed to pleasure my cock and to give birth to my children. Isn't that fucking gay or what?

has there been any fanart of her wearing the daki as a cape?

>>43410625
No.

whoever has the most dinoguras is king

>>43410440
Gawr is only into the most vanilla of vanilla sex.
She's a missionary for the sole purpose of reproduction type of shark girl.
Pin her to a bed and look deep in her ruby eyes as you enter? You will be able to watch as they turn into hearts.
Anything beyond that and she's completely out of her league. Will probably react violently.

>>43410580
nothing's gonna be left of this guy when the dinos come to life one day

>>43410725
That would surely be this guy, but I don't know if he's /here/ or if people just pull these off twitter

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1627137441193754625

>>43410807
not gura, don't care

>>43410807
>Whoretuber
Fuck off

>>43410807
I'll never understand why some of you think this is your personal discord.
Post Gura or fuck off.

>>43410912
it's okay if it's soemthing gura would like but that art sucks

What's with the weird time gaps between 3D showcases? Are their schedules really that packed?

>>43411025
They need more time to learn their dances, presumably.

>>43411025
They wanted to make sure that each of them got a nice isolated weekend timeslot
...oh wait, that's right, they put Gura on a fucking thursday

>>43411025
Maybe lots of recording in top of dancing. Gura wants to do karaoke but she's worried about straining her voice since she's singing alot already

>>43411045
Why did Kiara fuck off to Indonesia then?

>>43411341
She's an experienced dancer and learns in a fraction of the time it takes the others.

Cute little Gura kissies and romantic cuddlefucking

>>43411375
Couldn't she have gone first then before traveling? Then there wouldn't have been a need for 3 concerts the final weekend.

>>43411458

>>43411375
Yeah, on her Twitter space, Kiara said all her prep is pretty much done

>>43411419
Smooching her puffy cun cun and blowing raspberries on it.

>>43411814
So why couldn't Kiara have gone first and let Gura have a Weekend timeslot like everyone else?

I like that Gura likes to tease us so much, and that she likes being teased. A lot of girls just give me blank face when I try to poke fun at them a bit, not Gura though, she giggles and pokes back.

>>43412169
Who knows. What I do know is that only numberfags care, go back.

>>43412386
and normal people who work weekdays...

>>43412386
>only numberfags care
Not true. Lots of people can't watch it because of the day and timeslot.

>>43412355
That's her job.

Gura's bald puffy little lady front parts

>>43412355
She can't see your ugly face anon

Wait a fucking minute. I just realized. The reason why Gura is delaying building Atlantis in Minecraft so much is because if she waits until after her showcase she'll be able to copy the design from it.

>>43408972
Dude she just wanted us to walk her home gently

>>43411966
I want to lick her cunny and feel its softness on my cheeks.

>>43412465
No, not really.

>>43412545
Yeah, and then to leave both of her holes gaping and oozing with cum

>>43412169
Because Kiara is a bitch and probably didn't want to move her trip to Indonesia

>>43412475
T u T

>>43412443
Sucks for them

I wish I was Gawr Gura's stepfather, and she was afraid of me.

Do you think Gura has worked up the courage to pee in the studio bathrooms?

I want Gura to work up the courage to pee onto my face

>>43413088
She's missing her chance to pee at the same time Marine is. Synchronized peeing, imagine

Coomerbuds need to kill themselves

>>43413250
I love Gura's fat ass

>>43413227
go back

>>43412530
Y-Yeah that's the reason

>>43413324
It really is though. Her main problem all this time has been an inability to design something that would be good enough. There's a design, ready for her to copy.

>>43413250
imagine berrying your face in there

Good morning chumbies

>>43413380
No, she's just too lazy to do it (like with many things). Not to mention if she where to make one, it probably wouldn't be the same. (Pretty sure even referenced having a general idea long ago)

>>43413527
No, I'm right.

>>43407243
This is the most erotic thing I've seen in ages.

>do not post doxx
>get ban for doxxing
>do not post racism
>get ban for racism
This site get worse every day. Redditfags and twitards, come in. You are home.

>>43413311
get out cumbrained faggot, gura hates you

I wonder how big her cute and funny folder is

>>43413970
you do not belong here, redditor

>>43413970
trying too hard

Imagine streaming videogames and sing on stream and every viewer you have masturbates to you, have weird fantasies with you and wants to fuck you every time they hear your voice

>>43414085
That turns Gura on.

>>43414085
Gura is unironically a lolicon

Little girl inside the sea, slowly lead up from the deep
As she hears songs of blessings from the snow coloured marine

>>43414085
You have a double standard, because if it were girls touching themselves to you, you'd have no problem.

Who do you expect to see in her showcase? I'm expecting shion, aqua and marine with a chance of okayu but I'd like to see fubuker too

>completely back in the desolate 1 stream per week situation
y-yay
I'm so glad Gura is "back". I realize a lot of people would have flipped their shit if she didn't stream for valentine's but this is no return. Dare I hope her going back to USA actaully means normality for the 1st time in a year now?

>>43414472
She said she hasn't met Shion or Aqua. Only giveaway is Marine.

Thoughts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2qu_5rwF00&t=4169s

>>43414522
>>43408821

>>43414499
But what if Gura was a frog?

>>43414472
100% marine, maybe shion but I'm hoping for a complete surprise like how gura was a complete surprise at peko's 3D

>>43414569
Me on Gura’s head.

>>43414522
What did Gura and Kiara do...

>>43414027
>>43414033
totally organic posts
your oshi loves to play it up but it's clear she's disgusted by you, do yourself a favor and leave this fandom, we don't need sex obsessed pests spamming GuraMM whenever she says something

When is Gura supposed to go on a dinner date with a senpai? Did she already go?

>your oshi

>>43409395
>this is why it was cut short

>>43414721

>>43414758
Who knows. Maybe she will stream an hour next weekend and tell us.

>>43414721
i sayit one last time: go back, redditor

>>43414721
Your opinion is insignificant and does not matter

>ame stream coming up
>shitposting starts back up
really tickles the testes, doesn’t it?

Made for kissing, cuddling, and breeding.

Why did she call my oshi a whore?

>>43414803
Tourist

>>43415038
She dropped those business cards all over her desk and nobody is taking her to task for it.

>>43415105
So what is she meant to do with those business cards?

What if Gura gets addicted to the feeling of my hot cum filling her womb? How do I keep up with her carnal desire to be bred?

>>43415175
I think they thought she'd think they were cool. And they were right.

>>43415175
She will ask her manager to mail her business card to the next sponsor.

>>43415199
They are but the only person getting them is papashark and maybe one for DadRyS, if IRyS asks.

Ok yeah Gura cute BUT

can she wavedash?

>>43415188
If you don’t keep up she turns into Gawr and rapes you. Daily breeding sessions is what keeps Gawr at bay.

Gura is my wife!

>>43415328
this but my hands are around her bloody neck and her eyes are popping out

>>43414805
>>43414862
we don't need you as chumbuds, your constant drooling over her is just annoying. you contribute nothing. coombuds OUT

>>43415495
>>43415619
>your oshi

This will always be the ultimate shark dance.

>>43415619
is that what you do on a sunday? damn your life must be hella boring

>>43415760
>yeah I'm only here to sexualize Gura, I'm a real fan and matter more than you. what's that? you don't constantly talk about wanting to have sex with her? y-you're a redditor! get out!
And how does this make you any better?

>>43415760
I’m just killing time until Ame streams. Stop projecting Chumpedo.

You guys are dum.

Stop replying to threadshitters

>>43415961
>your oshi

>>43415961
hit a nerve there hm?

>>43415961
Faggot

I can't stop looking at her daki
She's SO GODDAMN CUTE AND KISSABLE in that art!

I have the cutest oshi ever

>>43416541
Gura's small child booba...

>>43416629
Eyes filled with wisdom...

>>43416655
Everything about her is superb on that daki
From the eyes to the pose and reaching hand to the armpits and chest and her feet

>>43415619
>>43414721
>>43413970
>>43413227
Nice bait though you still need to kill yourself seanigger

alright which one of you did it?
>>43417034
>>43416301

Looks like the other threadshitters are awake

Oh nyo, chumbuds, Gura's choking on some ice cream won't you help her?

goddamn, i have never thought of anything more perverted than the things i’d do to gawr gura

>>43416655
>>43416541
just wait until you can straddle it and chum right on her chest

>>43416655
Imagine how sensitive her cute little mosquito bites are...

It's an indisputable fact that ribbon shark is a miracle of the universe.

>>43418204
True, it's the cutest and funniest Gura by far

Gura said she wants to do cool Gura, but isn't her default hoodie outfit already a Cool Type?

Gura tonite

>>43418362
>this
>cool

>>43418440
It looks a little cool.

>>43418362
This would be cool

>>43418504
I want to fuck scene Gura

>>43418362
It’s less cool and more casual. Like, wear-around stuff. If she wants to go big cool, she could invest some points into the tomboy side of her design. For example…
-Go for shorter hair, make it uneven kinda like Kanata’s, and lose the pigtails
-Shorten up the hoodie to show the bike shorts fully, tighten it up to show a more athletic form, change the design to be asymmetrical in more ways than just the shark teeth part, and give it a center pocket instead of side ones for cool stancing with it
-Shoes are fine as is
-Maybe add some ankle or hand/wrist sports tape just for extra cool factor
-CRUCIAL: toggleable nose bandage
-Add a toggleable back-slung trident along with a strap across her body (over the shoulder) that holds it

Now that I’ve said it I kinda want to draw it…

Gura without some kind of tail is an abomination. She'll die if you cut off all of them.

>>43418390
?

>>43414785
Does this support the rrats that Mori ruined the first myth off collab for gura or she is playing in to the natural animosity coming from chumbuds towards cuckbeats?

>>43418742
You need to put random bandaids everywhere

>>43407243
Look how fucking flat she is. Goddamn that's hot.

>>43418924
>bandaids everywhere
ToT

>>43418924
Tastefully. You don’t want to go willy nilly with it, or else it’s over designed. The point of a “cool” design partially lies in its simplicity. That’s also true for good designs in general. Part of the reason Gura’s og design is so iconic is because of how simple it is.

>>43416655
This is the cunniest part of the daki, i love it and i love her. T o T

>>43418914
The animosity only really formed after the offcollab

>>43419018
Do go willy-nilly, but have it be a toggle or alt. That's the way.

>>43418742
She needs a cool jacket with the option to zip it halfway up.

I think this design is cool

>>43418924
Sorry, i can't control myself at times and end up leaving marks or bruises due to the sheer force i employ in our correction sessions.

>>43419351
It’s like 80’s cool

>>43419407
80s cool is timeless so it's still cool in today's fashion terms.

Who the fuck?

>>43418924
Imagine a bandaid covering her insanely small and tight cunny slitty but you can make out the more pink flesh around it anyway
I'm about to goom

>>43415704
Except the original one predates yours by like an entire year.

>>43419451
That design looks like she’s about to give someone a wedgie and steal their lunch money

>>43419577
gimme your lunch money, nerd!

>>43419505
Maybe works for one of the studios Cover uses to record music?

Reminder that Gura worked with the artist to make sure the daki Gura’s body was as close to her own as possible.

>>43419619
>>43419577

>>43419684
Gura is the only holo he follows and none of them follow him.

>>43418495
No it doesn't.

Cumming inside or on to shark pussy?

>>43419729
She didn't say that at all.

>>43419684
>fiancee
WHORE
More seriously I'm warming to the song a bit, I think. DECO*27 still does not impress me but there are worse songs. Worse songs without Gura in them. The MV is still a fucking mess though, I don't know how Kanauru made it even more of a visual mess than usual despite not being able to make the entire background different references and cameos. It's equivalent to when you pass a car on the road and there are so many stickers on it that your eyes just roll right over it.

>>43419805
I’d let her bully me but only if she let me bully her

>>43419808
Maybe he forgot he signed an NDA or something?
Sure it is odd but eh, i don't really care since the guy seems to me engaged.

>>43419938
I think it’s ok :3

>>43419938
>It's equivalent to when you pass a car on the road and there are so many stickers on it that your eyes just roll right over it.
Like this?
https://litter.catbox.moe/8p8hem.mp4
Yeah i get what you mean, these messy songs are barely saved by gura's voice and in this case the lyrics too? I forgot but did the girls have some input in the writing process or it was something handed to them?

>>43419959
>i don't really care
Me neither, but I think it's weird to post that in response to an unrelated tweet. Especially when he doesn't appear in any credits, and doesn't seem to be affiliated with anything holo related. Maybe he's just a rando who wants to work with her, but is too ESL to word it properly.
>>43420188
>did the girls have some input in the writing process
Gura didn't make it sound like they did. She said they "provided the vocals".

>>43420188
That car was $50000 with $10 of that being the vehicle itself

>>43419938
When I see a car like that, I start reading the stickers.

Reminder that Gura sent pictures of her body to the artist to make the sure the daki was as close to Gura's body as possible

>>43420308
So staff approached both and offered them a collab song produced by DECO*27?
That's the only way i can see them not have any power to provide input in either lyrics nor whatever mess kanauru made for them.

Hello Chumbuds!
Your gura is cute. That will be all. GOOD DAY!

>>43420692
word around the office is you've got a cute sheep

>>43420692
Watamate-san! Hitsu-oji was based yesterday.

>>43420692
Watame should take IRyS on another trip and also invite Gura.

>>43420610
that seems to be the case from how she's talked about it

>>43420692
Thank you, I'm glad she was able to share some of her pocky with Watame at the studio! Your sheep is very cute too!

>>43420692
It's been a while Watamate, welcome back

>>43420610
>That's the only way i can see them not have any power to provide input in either lyrics nor whatever mess kanauru made for them.
I was only talking about the song itself. I'm sure Gura could've given Kanauru some direction, but she probably thought why bother investing further time and energy into something you don't really care about.

>>43420692
Long time no see Watamate! Have you seen your oshi on Ina's 3D showcase? I hope our oshis will do something together too.

>>43421091
>but she probably thought why bother investing further time and energy into something you don't really care about
Now i wouldn't go on making assumptions like that, schizo.

>>43416057
This, reply to threadgoomers instead.

>>43421175
How is that being schizo? Gura clearly didn't sound too happy about how the song turned out, and I don't think that she would care too much about a MV by Kanauru either way, as long as he doesn't put any weird references in them.

>>43421293
Wrong thread.

patrolling /ggg/ almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter huhaha

>>43420907
Kitty!

>>43421447
ᵃᵛᵉ, ʰᵃᶦˡ ᵍᵒᵒᵇᵉʳ ʰᵘʰᵃʰᵃ

>>43421447
Which faction would Gura join?

>>43421559
Needs to be smaller.

>>43421628
House or NCR

Hi I just woke up. When is my wife streaming again?

>>43421669

>>43421447
I'm not holding my breath, but I hope New Vegas becomes a reality. I also hope that she didn't meant 'after she's done playing it' when she said she'd play it after Ame, because Ame is gonna be playing that shit for like a year.

>>43422054
Soon brother, soon.

>>43422054
What else could she have meant by that?

>>43421902
Just go back to bed.

>>43422112
She's a little sharkbrained, so I was hoping that she heard from Ame that she was gonna play it and then didn't realize that it had already happened/was happening so soon.

>>43422157
But I already slept so much!

So Gura faints, right? Do you think she's ever fainted from cumming too hard? God just imagine drilling her so hard she passes out...

>>43422054
She meant after Ame is done playing it. Don't expect it to happen soon. By the time Ame stops, Gura will likely have no desire to play it anymore, too.

>>43422054
>>43422416
Can someone please tell Gura to just play it cause Ame is going to take forever. Also who cares if someone else is playing a game to begin with, especially a long game like this.

>>43422714
Gura cares. She doesn't play games because too many other members are playing them or she doesn't want to take away their thing fairly often.

>>43419938
I'm never going to be into that song. My only exposure to DECO*27 was Q which I loved so Sweet Appetite was pretty disappointing. Gura and Bae were great, but the lyrics are so clunky and clearly written by someone working outside of their wheelhouse. DECO wrote Gura's lyrics for Q and they sounded fine so I know this fucker can do it. The lyrics sound like they were written in Japanese, but then direct translated into English without consideration for the timing or how it would sound with the music.

She really loves looking like a child.

>>43407243
So this is a place where we can talk about Gura without being harassed by schizos?

>>43423317
when the schizos are busy elsewhere, yeah

>>43423317
No, this place is just as full of schizos.

>>43422789
>Too many other members
It's only one
>she doesn't want to take away their thing
Wtf does that even mean? NV isn't "Ames thing". Just play the game.

>>43423317
Nyo, they're not always here but when they are you can really tell.

>>43423377
Its been better lately since you guys wisened up and stopped biting bait so much. Schizos seem to get bored faster now and they don't show up as often.

>>43423317
this is where you talk about gura so you can get harassed thread

>>43423317
What do you mean? We are all schizo here, including you. Else you wouldn't be here.

>>43423317
HA HA HA HA HA. Don't forget to read the rules, newfagchama.

Yeah I'm a schizo.
A schizo for Gura.

>>43407243
Fellow chummies... I think, I'm in love with 3D girl. We went on business trip to Milan, stayed in same room for four days. Got drunk, smoked weed, talked about our pasts. She told me she thinks of me as a brother... I dunno if it's just me not seeing much women or was it drinks and weed, but I felt really happy with her.

I'm gonna schizo so hard, I'm about to post some insane rrats right now and end my sentences with ellipses I just wish she was honest with us bros...

>>43423643
she bro zoned you...

>>43423643
>she thinks of me as a brother
Not a good sign unless she's into incest I guess.

>>43423317
we have our fair share of schizos

>>43423910
Good news: She is!

>>43423844
>>43423910
But it's not a friendzone, or is it even worse?

>>43423643
>I'm in love with 3D girl
>She told me she thinks of me as a brother
I'm sorry...

>>43423948
it's not as bad as her saying you're like a friend
just ask her if she thinks you're attractive

>>43423948
I mean, she got a kid from unsuccessful marriage, so maybe she just thinks she doesn't need a man?

>>43424020
I'm confident in my looks, just not tall and she liked my beard.

I friendzone girls because I fear intimacy. Hell I can't even be friends with anyone anymore.
Why am I like this?

>>43424220
you fear rejection

>>43424260
Yeah I know. I'm such a faggot, holy shit.

>>43424220
I friendzone girls, and everyone else, because after spending any time with them they start to annoy me. I only have a few friends and family I can spend more than an hour with without becoming frustrated.

>>43424382
go out and get rejected so you learn to not fear it

fuck off my sanctum normies

Shirako.

>>43424945
Kill yourself faggot.

>>43424917
No u, Gura wants us to find that special one and be happy.

>>43425144
And her name is Gura I don't need any one else.

I'm going to feed my daki shirako. :]

>>43425177
Tell that to gas station chumbud

>>43425177
She already belongs to me, so you better move on and find someone else.

>>43425211
i made this post with my smart fridge

>>43425189
Kill yourself faggot.

You're all so strange. I wonder why so many of you want to marry my onahole.

>>43425211
This. That chumbie is already with Gura, even I accept that and everyone else should back off.
I'm with Gawr.

>>43425275
Nobody wants to marry the king of /ggg/ though.

>>43425290
She will bite off your penis after you impregnate her

>>43425144
Yeah her. She is exactly what I need in my life and I won't be able to find someone like her in the real world.

Why does brat pussy stink so good?

axel is based chumbud ??

>>43425192
What am I doing at the gas station, get me out of here. I want to be at home listening to Gura or German march songs.

>>43425320
The penis would have served its purpose at that point so I'd be fine.

>>43425324
Milan trip anon here, that woman is like Gura, not as cunny as her, but she can sing really well, is shorter than me, can understand me even though i speak like an autist...

>>43425462
Fuck off

>>43425462
>he thinks people belive in Holodiscord leaks

>>43425435
Reminder Gura told us her cunny and pits stank just recently

>>43425644
just done some snooping and its and edit of a tweet he posted

>>43425712
Fucking brat...

Are most chumbies depressed?

>>43425571
P.S.
When i nerded out about LOTR high on weed, she didn't try to shut me up, but encouraged me to talk more about Tolkien.

>>43425753
No shit.
I'm pretty sure discord is a no loli porn zone.

>>43425494
riggers could be anywhere

>>43425797
Only weakbuds

>>43425797
I am! Life sucks, everytime I try to improve it nothing improves, and my ideal woman is an unreachable eceleb

>>43425797
Aren't most young people depressed (by young I mean under boomer [factually] ages)? Also I'm only depressed when Gura is gone, but I get happy when I realize she exists. It's complicated.

>>43425894
I'm only not depressed on days I exercise.

>>43425890
Riggers, where? GRRRRRRRRRRR!

>>43425753
retard

>>43425797
I'm not depressed. I'm just horny all tge time, even after having sex it's just infinite lust.

>>43425843
She sounds like a cool girl. Having a girl be actually interested in your nerd bullshit is a win.

imagine how many micro white shrimp have been tributed to Gura, its gotta be in the trillions at this point maybe quadrillions

>>43426348
Forgot to mention she watches Lex Friedman podcast... WE LITERALLY ARE
HOW DO I NOT FUCK THIS UP?!?!?!?!

fuck off with your blogshit already

>>43426484
>Lex Fridman

>>43426544
Sounds like you need a bowl of shirako.

>>43426564
Go die tranny cuck

What is this fucking normalfag blogshit?

>>43426594
Kill yourself faggot.

>>43426639
This you mongloid
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bAMEitysqk0&feature=shares

>>43426544
I think it is fine since the thread is almost dead.
I find it interesting.

Cool thread chumbies, might as well stop making this general and move to discord.

What are images like this one called again?

>>43426763
I think it's a larp.

>>43426544
I like how he accuses people of being trannies if they don't approve of his blogshit

>>43426799
Only because you never talked to a woman before

>>43426484
Lex Friedman, isn't that retard an economy first faggot?

mooom chumbies are fighting again

>>43426856
That's because it's the threadshitter who can't stop mentioning trannies, proably just the criple RPing as one of his characters.

>>43426884
No, he's less retarded Joe Rogan

>>43425797
yes

>>43426860
Definitely a larp trying to start shit.