/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

only 156 days until Ami confesses her love for ME

>>43288203
I would drop my spaghetti so hard around these two you guys wouldn't even get enjoyment out if it

i love music sheep

I miss my boyfriend.

Squeezable and milkable

Ami's gonna play Sonic Rush
Ami's gonna play more weird PS1 games

I won today

[Good news]
Yomi's cat is okay
https://twitter.com/yomicham/status/1626710427651694592

>>43289069
FUCK YEAH HEALTHY CAT

Lisa is so silly.

Checking out Ami for the first time, does she always...go for hugs? It's like she's trying to make me fall in love with her

Missing Meru slightly less. Had to change my phone wallpaper from her, it made me want to check twitter to see if she was back. It hurts.

>>43289844
Heh... He doesn't realize that he got dosed with Amitoxin. Sorry pal, you're hooked for life now.

lisa unarchived karaoke soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkAho8AT8F0

>>43289844
Yeah generally one of the regulars will try to make some segue on chat that will get Ami to give them a hug. One of them usually happens every stream.

Then you have kisses, which are more rare (and imo should stay that way)

>>43289844
if you ask for a hug at some point in the stream she will most likely do it, most of the time once per stream
she actually hugs the mic and you can hear her muffled voice for a bit, it fucking kills me every time I love her

LISA IS LIVE
https://youtu.be/OkAho8AT8F0

i love lisa

Lisa keeps introducing me to strange new ways to say "tired"

I don't like Lisa's friends

>Lisa's friends wanted her to sing lewd songs

I miss Rei...

Chai...

>>43292502
>Sheeple enjoying Lisa huh? I'll see to that...

>>43289844
She gets off on edging her chat.

>Chai has become aware

Chai forces lisa to keep her bathroom door open when she showers.....

>Chai peeking on Lisa in the shower
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>43289887
Same. Making me wonder if it's time for Postmates and Meru to move on. I'm going to get shit for this, but if she can't manage a simple "hey I'm so sick I'm bedridden" tweet and instead plays with everyone by turning off and on memberships, saying she's going to put up rooms/a schedule then doesn't, and keeps randomly disappearing, and shitting herself every time a stream doesn't turn out to be the best one she's ever done, she isn't cut out to be a public facing figure.

https://twitter.com/slimeerotica/status/1626756942495649792?t=lAbTFJu7kXUgZ6_Mcj5Q9A&s=19


Girlfriend...

Lisa is precious

Gotta sleep, enjoy streams lads

>>43294731
I don't get it. I'm a regular and I don't know why Mio is so obsessed with this. What was so special about this particular RP? Valentines?

Imagine Lisa whispering lewd songs into your ear in the middle of the night

>>43289844
It's already too late for you.

Lumi is flexing on us...

>>43297209
how is this a flex?

>>43296612
It's clear that this form of content is very important to her. It's understandable that she'd want to be taken seriously by the people she's doing it for.

>>43296612
Probably all of the time she spent working on the script. I can see how disheartening and frustrating it could be working so hard on something only for your viewers to clown on it. That said, there were always people goofing off in chat during the other RP streams she has done before, especially during the first yandere roleplay she did a year ago. I figured she'd be used to it but I wasn't there for the one today so maybe it was worse than usual.

Spidercat momwife got compleated and is learning MtG with Onolumi!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xhnE49bAPw

>>43296612
She's comparing it to how the first RP stream went, which had most people playing along (which helps her progress along the script). Not to mention coming up with said script in the first place isn't easy so it's understandable that she'd be a little upset that most of the chat was just focused on trying to be funny and make her break character.

>Lumi gets to have Ami indulge her autistic interests on a friday night

I love Lisa's little valentine's hair clip

Oh god ami is getting so distracted so easily

https://twitter.com/slimeerotica/status/1626763128104177664

Poor GF looks like the SEA schizos smelled blood in the water

>>43300477
it feels like she is constantly unhappy lately
i didn't catch the stream so i don't know exactly why she's upset, but it seems constant

>>43300713
Papalesta waited till she started stream and then started unloading groceries to drown out the ASMR so she cancelled.

you think Mamakin is watching this stream?

>>43300927
And that cascaded into her calling out a subset of her community? She must have a lot going on at the moment, then.

kidnapping girlfriend and forcefully overwhelming her with lovey dovey sex, showering her with compliments, until her self-esteem improves

>>43300477
Valentine's always brings out the worst of the bitter schizo antis.

Menhera girls aren't entertaining anymore. Just stressful to pay attention to.

I really hope my inner rrat that this is all just so Ami collabs with the YuGiOh fag is just me being a retard.

>>43301151
My guess is they blamed him and she defended him, I don't really know though.

>>43301151
>>43302601
It's more like she doesn't like that some of her members don't play along with her.

Yandere Mio: "Oh no chat look I have a knife right here. Better be careful teehee."
Chat: "YES SLICE ME UP INTO PIECES AND MAKE ME INTO A LAMP MY LOVE!!!!!"
Yandere Mio: "...wha..."

>>43298094
Somehow I feel like a set that involves poison counters is not a good one to start learning the game with. At least it isn't infect levels of silliness but that rotpriest deck is still a dumb glass cannon.

>>43302975
lmao nerd

Lisa is such a dork

God I love this dork

lisa is the best

I was expecting some goslingbait, got Lisa being a total fucking dork the whole stream this is still goslingbait to me

https://www.twitch.tv/kana

>>43301804
Well? He's here in the chat so what's his deal?

>>43304610
nta, i dunno, but i dont like him

>>43304610
he collabs with nearly any v-tuber that touches yugioh and runs several youtube channels for wow, yugioh, magic, and dnd. basically a content farmer. dont like him and wish he would fuck off

Can't believe that Lisa doxxed herself as Morrissey using a voicechanger

>>43305153
does he give off groomer vibes? is he open about is marital status?

>>43305237
ok im gonna go eat mutton now

>>43305420
likely single. he often talks about how his only relationship the girl died or something.

>>43305510
I think about eating mutton a lot because of Lisa, probably a bit too much

>>43305153
He's shitting up chat that's for sure.

Do you think Hanabi knows how much >we miss her?

>>43305658
wtf infinite ATK and DEF

>>43305658
like i said he is a fag. im sure he has already dm her to try and collab.

>>43305703
Nope.
Like Meru she's gone and happy to be gone.

>>43305714
she has her DMs closed though

>>43305153
he should go and play with merry, seems like they'd get along

it looks like he is gone

Is sheep cute?

>>43306182
cute and squilkable

>>43305731
I just want her to say that. That's all I need.

Yea he pretty clearly has his sights on her. Lets just hope ami can avoid him. he offers big numbers but that's a blessing and a curse.

>>43306284
I want her back.

>>43306328
I feel so powerless. I can't even enjoy the stream.

what's going on in ami's collab?

>>43306328
>>43306431
I mean everything he's saying is game rules, like pretty much everyone else in chat, teaching people is almost as much fun as playing for magic autists, Lumi's having a fun time no doubt.

poor mio....

>>43306885
he is an annoying content farmer. his mere presence tells me he wants to collab with ami, something i personally don't like.

>>43307424
i hope she doesnt play anymore magic on stream. she should play off stream with lumi

>>43307737
but i want to see ami's rdw player arc

>>43307737
im telling you if he has his way. this coming week or two he will have her on a "v-tuber guesses if these Yugioh cards are good or not" or some bull shit

>>43307846
ugh if its a 10 minute video i could grin and bear it, i just dont vesper kronii niji shit

Calm the fuck down, you miserable faggots. She hasn't fawned over him, she hasn't expressed anything beyond learning from Lumi. She hasn't listened to anything he's typed in chat. She's playing the game because Lumi wants to play it.

>>43308178
except she has explicitly read and taken his advice when he chats.

>>43308273
Are you seriously getting this fucking pressed about a card playing autist?

>>43308178
>>43308392
The Lumi anti is just seething and malding as usual whenever she hangs around Ami

How autistic is that guy's chat? my biggest concern over a collab is that we could another starcraft situation

>>43308439
That would explain it. Motherfucker acts like Ami hasn't male collabed before,
>>43308502
It will undoubtedly end in a Starcraft situation. Ami probably knows that. The only reason she's delved into this is because an established friend asked to play it

Shut up and talk about how horny you are for your oshi you autists

bitch and call me the lumi anti all ya like but when ami's chat devolves into "hey he is here" with a bunch of new grayname fags after they collab just know i called it.

>>43308595
Yeah, that was my main fear. That stream was painful to watch and I don't want her to go through something like that ever again.

Why are you guys pretending ami has ever collabed with someone she wasn't close friends with let alone some random person associated with a game she started playing literally 2 hours ago, take your meds

>>43308658
I want to smooch Ami's forehead! and more

>>43308983
Wait till you learn about her 5head...

are you okay, buckos?

>>43309472
Never have been

>>43309472
I haven't been the same since that linkin park karaoke

>>43309472
Physically? I feel like a million bucks since I started lifting again. Mentally? I probably should be on a suicide watch.

>>43309695
The law of equivalent exchange. When you start lifting for your oshi your gains increase tenfold but your sanity crumbles. This is why sheeple are the way they are

>>43309776
why would anyone lift for their oshi tho? it's not like you'll be meeting them irl to show off your gains

>>43309901
To be better for your oshi, it's about finding power and motivation through devotion

>>43309695
Don't worry anon, I'll definitely watch. and maybe follow along at home

>>43310034
maybe I just havent crossed over the line. but hey, if it works for you

did lumi just say "cunnies"?

>>43310210
In her attempt to say conniving yeah, kek

>>43309472
Ami is cute so of course I'm okay

>>43310210
she read "connive" as "conneeeeve"

Do you think Lisa would be especially loud during sex?

>>43311021
I don't even think she can be somewhat quiet while masturbating in a full house.

There you go dramatards. It's their secret game.

>>43311146
>Outside Lisa's apartment after she invited you over
>You knock on the door
>She texts you saying she's dealing with chai being a little stinker and to wait a second
>You can clearly hear her moaning and whimpering, barely holding herself back from screaming from where you stand
>After a few seconds she gets quiet
>She opens the door for you finally
>She has ruffled hair and has clearly just washed her hands, chai is in a deep sleep on the floor

Drawing up a power point presentation on why Ami should eat more buckos

Ami gives me butterflies... Bros what does this mean?

>>43311883
means you are finished.

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami again...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

i missed ami...

why so hard for my girlfriend to be happy

the need to cuddle Ami while all she wears is one of my t-shirts but it covers her small body like a dress

Hey Sheeple, that one anon again. I clipped Lisa's (late) valentine's day karaoke. 15 songs with 2 extra:
https://mega.nz/folder/RlMViCya#GwTFoDYR-SaOFkI8sIj_IA
Enjoy

How often do you think Lisa masturbates?

>>43312987
Thanks anon

>>43313451
She doesn't even know what that word means

>>43313635
she does not know the word for it but she does it 3 times a day

>>43313451
She strikes me as the type of girl to claim she's never done it in her life but also schlicks it nightly to rape porn.

>>43313869
Idk if she would like rape porn but she totally gives me the vibes of a girl who likes bondage

Ami has officially gone into menopause

>>43315084
lets gooo..??

>>43315084
well if my math is right around the first she will either be ovulating or anon is right. guess we will just have to wait and see if she dumps' some love bombs on us then.

I bet Lisa masturbated before today's stream

>>43315519
evidence?

>>43315549
She squirted on my face

>>43315572
what did it taste like?

>>43315549
Was very bubbly but also not particularly nervous despite singing love songs

>>43315705
she should masturbated during stream instead

>>43315777
should have*

I wonder if Lisa licks her fingers clean after she's done
I wonder if she likes her own taste

sheeple are extra horny today

>>43315669
Piss, but it was hers so it made me happy

>>43316029
Yeah
They're pretty cute

>>43316155
do not fall for it. they will make you put on the horns

>>43316155
Ami sitting behind you and jerking you off while nibbling on your neck, as you watch Lisa finger herself

>Ami whispering instructions in your ear as you're inside Lumi like a good spidermama.

>>43315985
>I wonder if Lisa licks her fingers clean after she's done
Every girl does and if they say otherwise they're lying

>>43316214
I want Ami to give me JOI.. maybe one day..

>>43316339
Idk man, I've never been compelled to taste a fluid coming out of my body, I don't imagine the thought process is that different for women

>>43316214
I feel bad for liking this idea, I'm loyal to Lisa but holy shit this scenario is gold

>>43316393
Women are freaks

Exhibitionists Lisa is a very hot idea, the scenario of her finding arousal in absolutely destroying her image as the pure girl by shamefully pleasuring herself in front of you is amazing

>>43316187
I'll put on the Lisa cosplay, a sheeple will put on the Ami cosplay, we'll do a little frotting, cum on each other, and then be so disgusted with ourselves that neither of us will even so much as look the other in the eye ever again

>>43316567
I would never touch a bucko's cock, bucko's are bottoms and I will never give them reacharounds

>>43316567
>lets just pretend im still ami/lisa

Mutual masturbation with Lisa!!!

Looks like someone is reading the thread..

>>43316779
fuck.. if ami was mio or something i'd be horny replying to her right now.. but I cant do it

>>43316779
So you're saying it's possible to convince Ami to do a stream based off of >>43316214
this with Lisa?

>>43316893
There's a non-zero % chance

>Ami teaching Lisa how to properly suck cock first by example with her sloppy spider skills and then guiding Lisa through it while holding her hair back

Ami, if you're reading this, is it true that all women like their own taste? More importantly, do you like your own taste? I must know.

>>43316978

>>43317079
why are you looking at me like that ami...

Ami if you're reading this has Lisa ever divulged what type of porn she likes? Or does she use her imagination?

Ami, what kind of toys do you have?

Ami if you're reading I want to make love to you all night long, until you feel so tired you pass out then I want to cuddle and fall asleep listening to your heart beats

Do you think Lisa is a big pervert deep down?

Ami, drink the pepto

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1626851584981213185
Another night going to bed wet thinking of Buckos.

It's kinda hard to enjoy myself when you bring up my friends every time you make erotic scenarios about me

>>43318317
Ami im begging you bite my neck like a starving vampire

>>43318317
Make it worth our while to change. I say release us from our edging at least once a year.

>>43318590
Horny men can only be edged for so long before they begin to lose their minds. Ami needs to give her buckos their release every once in awhile lest they go mad.

>>43318229
I shouldn't be feeling so horny over my precious spider mama

>>43318706
>Horny men can only be edged for so long before they begin to lose their minds
I once edged myself for 36 hours straight

Would Ami stick a bucko in her pussy? How many?

>>43321159
buckos size changes all the time so it's hard to tell..
gunna play it safe and say like 5

bruh

>>43322116
Everyone who posts anonymously is a coward

>>43322180
Might aswell post directly on twitter

>>43322116
What's this on?

>>43322299
Mio cat, the supposed less professional one

>>43307846
wait he's THAT fucker? is that why I've been getting these shitty recs?

>>43306328
Who? I missed the collab

>>43309196
I don't care how many heads she has, I want to smooch all of them

>>43323403
Some random card player who Ami will never collab with but a couple here are convinced he's going to trick her into it... somehow.

Luv me girlfriend
'Ate schizos
Simple as

>>43294731
>>43296612
https://twitter.com/slimeerotica/status/1626757933307678722
She really set up her own audience to be like this.

>>43312987
Thanks archivechad

>>43297846
what set her completly off was Papalesta and his scheduled amazon delivery at 2am of multiple froezen groceries boxes, she lost completly focus over it and the rest became just a chainr eaction when she was starting to cry too

I just hope she can atleast ignore greynames being retarded because they are already
>YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA QUEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN KILLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I AM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
In prechat already

>>43330165
Honestly for more scripted content like this I'm surprised she's bothering to look at chat at all

>>43330254
She wants to see the reaction and chat playing along, but thats also her doom

>>43294691
that has been obvious for a long time to be fair. as cute as she is when she's in a good mood, she's way too anxious, insecure and self-conscious to be a streamer.

>>43316393
you don't have involuntary fluids leaking out of you every month (unless you have wet dreams)

>>43328435
She really doesn't kid around when she says she can't multitask

>>43331697
you cant multitask in the middle of a panic attack

>>43332063
lack of multitask ability is the reason she's taking a hiatus from school now to stream and will take a hiatus from streaming when she goes back to school

>>43331697
That doesn't really have anything to do with multitasking, being constantly interrupted when you're trying to put on a performance would annoy most people

>>43328435
Papalesta HATE

>catch up on the thread during lunch after spending Fffffriday night with some mates
What in the god-damn did I miss, you guys feeling good?

>>43335639
Ami read the thread and jilled off to our hornyposts involving her and Lisa.

>>43335639
Somebody spiked the /tsunX/ milk supply with aphrodisiacs

>>43335639
It was me, I caused it with my incessant horny posting, I'm always like this I just got lucky and made it catch on to everyone else. Anyways guys keep horny posting I want to have more weird fantasies about Lisa

>>43335973
This is what happens when the mayor is away for too long, vile hooligan sabotage.

I had a dream that Ami was going to a convention and was recruiting Dreamweavers for various different scenarios such as medics, bodyguards, and the like.

I had a dream involving Lisa being choked

I hope that today will be a much better day for Mio than yesterday was

>>43337760
remember, no
>YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WOO F WOOF SLAYYY MEEEE MISTRESSS WOOF WOOFF I AM COOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIINGGGG

>>43337822
I just don't post in chat for roleplay videos because I don't have the capacity for RP, too autistic.

>>43337760
Is it just me or does the new shitty chuubacore horror game main character design kind of look like Mio's 3.0?

>>43338217
Mio ultra poverty school outfit at best

>>43338217
The hoodie looks like it has a similar color scheme but that's about it

>>43338217
>Shitty game studio that only exists by the grace of vtuber chuubas streaming their games is now using vtubers as a core part of the plot of their next shitty made for streaming game

>>43338837
BASED and KINO

I wanna surprise mom with breakfast in bed

>>43340570
>Mom it's 11am, time for your Costco hotdog

Girlfriend soon

Mio is about to release a days worth of tension when chat is inevitably just as shit as yesterday

https://youtu.be/WtHbfbkUN0k

Today will be better

It's time

Time for Papalesta to randomly decide to take up drums

>>43342067
you don't practice drums at 2am?

Am I going crazy or didn't she already do this stream yesterday? Not complaining though, luv yandere.

>>43342174
She cancelled it midstream

>>43341991
I have faith that she'll knock it out of the park today

She WILL stab you
(You) WILL enjoy it

>>43342336
Yes

Kudos to beerpals for actually doing as she asks and leaning into the RP this time, you know it makes her happy

I love Mio so much

>she's giving me human food and not dog treats

>plot involves eating cake
Did Ami help her write this?

>she hasn't called me a good boy yet

>>43342682
You just don't know what kind of cursed stuff the cake was made off

>>43342794
Mio likes cake

YouTube algo put this in my recommended feed out of nowhere, gave it a listen once and now I can't stop.

>>43342795
Do you deserve it?

>>43342795
uuuuu mommy mio thinks im a bad boy uuuu

Ears are tingling almost as much as my boner

Spidermom is awake, and hopefully hungry for buckos

Lisa probably gets noise complaints for masturbating too loud

I gonna go to con with Lisa and have sex with her

>>43343537
Yeah masturbating with my cock

This is a mere glimpse of how obsessive Mio would be if she were actually your girlfriend

>>43343723

My girlfriend carved my name on her arm, ahaha....

MIO SEXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>43342067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6mpncsLRc8

>>43344212
I had my audio maxxed and I opened this like a retard

Mio's heartbeat....

Cute heartbeat...

I love her...

>>43343694
Making Lisa wear a revealing cosplay to a convention! Being turned on by her embarrassed red face the whole day! Having insane sweaty intense multi hour long sesssions of sex back at the hotel!!!!

>Lullabies
Dunno if I'm gonna make it bros

itsoveritsoveritsoveritsoveritsoveritsover
notgonnamakeitnotgonnamakeitnotgonnamakeit

I love her so much bros...

Bros... It hurts

How am I supposed to keep going after this? If I already know it's downhill

>Slightly shaky breathing
GOD

Mio is literally so fucking perfect

>>43344777

Is Mio fapping now?

It's over... No...

RATE THE GIRLFRIEND

>>43344997
No, I am fapping her

>>43345018
I'm a baerat and I only watch mio ocassionaly but god damn this was hot / 10

>>43345018
I tried to play as someone resisting but i admit the spirit was willing but alas the flesh is weak in more than one point

>>43345018
To have to live without yandere gf is truly unjust.

>>43345018
I want my girlfriend to force me???

>>43345018
Peak Yandere Mio/10
Great stream and the effort she put in paid off. I'm glad it went smoothly this time around and I thoroughly enjoyed it, even though yandere stuff isn't really my thing.
Mio Love

Afterca- I mean afterchat stream
https://youtu.be/MqFHEmm6AP0

This might be the last one we get....

>>43345432
No....

>>43345432
Shut up

>>43345432
who asked? I don't see any >> in your post.

>>43345432
Stop

I can't wait until Ami's next foray into ASMR. Now that she's liberated and openly aroused by her Buckos... oh man.

>>43345432
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

>>43345432
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Although.. while I missed yesterday's, at least I was given a 2nd chance to see it so I'm glad for that at least..

>>43345575
If Lisa started doing rp ASMR I'd fucking die, I'd just straight up die from the mental stimulation

>Afterchat starts
>"Oh shit oh fuck"
Now THIS is the true GFE

>>43345839
If I ever saw "Little sister roleplay ASMR" from Lisa I would just sprint into the woods and never come out, I don't know why that's my gut reaction but it is

>>43345850
I want Mio to whisper that directly into my ear before biting it.

>>43345892
>little sister
SEXXXXXX

PAPALESTA HATE

Mio's entire family need to fix their sleep schedules

>>43345892
Self preservation, it's entirely possible that such an ASMR could make hundreds of sheeple die, our hearts may just not be able to handle it

Wtf is Papalesta doing up at 2am?

Mio sweet whisper...

>>43346118
Sabotaging his daughter's streams, apparently.

>>43346173

Mio chicken eating ASMR when?

>>43346554
Mmm, that Popeye's crunch

>>43345575
I remember her saying she has scripts for the spider rp continuation and had the idea of the tea ceremony asmr too, even just another light reading or soft singing stream would be nice
Ami is so cute during asmr

Mio works so hard

I used to fucking hate ASMR, something about whispering into a mic just felt like my brain being scratched the wrong way but with how strongly I reacted to Lisa's ASMR lullabies I think she singlehandedly converted me

>>43347106
I feel like ASMR is a thousand times better if its from someone you like

UUUUU WHERES MIO UUUUUU

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>43347106
ASMR you need to find someone you actually like listening.

I miss Mio...

I miss Mio...

I miss Mio...

>>43347264
>>43347287
>>43347301
>>43347330
UUUUU Fauna ASMR shortage has led us to the promised land of Mio. Just one Valentine's yandere every 2 months isn't enough...but where will we go next to find refuge once Mio's gone too?

>>43347155
Very much this, I was getting shivers from Mio getting all up in my ears, couldn't care less about the million random ASMR channels that do that kind of stuff though. She says she prefers ASMR live for the chat interaction but is better at it when it's scripted, I'm happy with both.

>>43347468
I am not joking when I say that I have listened to Bae's valentines roleplay from last year over 100 or even 200 times same with fauna but I cycle between them, you have no idea how needed of ASMR I am

Hug the Mio

>>43347468
Who?

>>43347468
I don't give a shit about Fauna.

>One or two people pretending to be multiple
She's finally figuring it out

Holy shit shes finally learning
Baby steps, but we'll get there

>>43347468
What does Fauna have to do with anything?

Thank god she's finally realizing that it's just 1 or 2 schizos pretending to be multiple people.

>>43347468
Fauna does ASMR?

I love my spidermomwife so freaking much. all i want in life is to cuddle up with her on a rainy night and feel her warm soft spider legs hug me in tight

>>43347665
Green Slugma

>>43347830
i'm convinced the lumi and panda schizos are the same person

>>43347766

Last I checked UUUUUUU and "I MISS _____" were Fauna memes, which fits here. Mogu and saplings are close enough together and we can always use more quality Yandere ASMR.

>>43347853
>>43347615
Fauna barely does ASMR anymore (even though she finally did a Yandere for Valentines)...and now we need a replacement yandere to fill in the void. Maybe Mio can pass on her menhera yandere skills to Bae so that she can carry on the legacy in her absence.

>>43347853
It's her worst content. Which isn't to say it's not good ASMR but she's way too entertaining otherwise to waste time on that crap de-sue.

>>43347904
/tsun/ veterans will remember the deportschizo which turned out to be the maleschizo as well.

>>43347967
I never realized complete faggots had a monopoly on two words. I'll be sure to never use them again.

>>43347904
I hope not

>>43347967
Damn didn't know saplings had a trademark on saying UUUUU and I MISS CHUUBA

>>43347967
bruh, saplings are their own breed of schizos

>>43348022
fauna being off-topic isn't an excuse for you to post like a catalog tourist

>>43348080
When /uuu/ is the general >>43276859 and this is the fansite https://imissfauna.com/...... where's the equivalent for your chuuba?

That said, yes off topic but I wouldn't be surprised if there's significant overlap in beerpal and saplings, and more yandere ASMR is never a bad thing.

>>43348213
Okay anon no one ever said uuuuu or I miss X before Fauna existed you can stop talking about her now

Squelchy Mio mouth noises...

I can hear Mio slapping her body and it's making me feel funny

I want Mio to put me down like the caged malnourished dog I am

>>43347106
ASMR is complicated. Have to figure what your favorite triggers are, then you have to find those triggers with a voice you like and talent to back it. Once you find a good mesh of these qualities, the things it does to your brain is like being under the influence.

Mio is such a fucking succubus

>>43348485
This but only after relieving me

>>43348504
Yeah, i listened a couple of chapipi ASMR recently and it just does not do the same that Mio does

>>43348485

>>43348504
I don't think I even like Lisa's ASMR stuff because of any "triggers" or anything I think it's just because her whispery voice (especially when she's singing) makes me have sexual thoughts about her

>>43347106
Yeah, thats why ASMR is usually labelled as a gfe thing

>Can you whisper death threats in my ears?

>>43348627
>I think it's just because her whispery voice
Then that's your trigger.

I just like when women pretend to love me, that's why I listen to ASMR

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>>43348881
>>43348881
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>>43348022
>>43348080
get a grip

>>43348837
It's the ultimate rental GF experience, where the hourly cost is subsidized by all the whales in chat. Closest thing we will ever get to love, so we'll take what we can get?