/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>43296424
Cum in me

>>43296424
Actually pedo shit. Are we going to let Holo get away with this?

>>43296424
Bruh this is too much even I can't deny this is Pedo bait, she could've just wear her Shark outfit but Naw it has to be in her PJ's lol

>>43296424

>>43296677
>>43296971
XD

>>43296424
Gura-chan... I've come to collect my life-sized dakimakura...

>>43296424

>>43296424
That’s a child.

We won.

>>43296424
The FBI should definitely check the hard drives of anyone who buys this. Just saying. Customs in most countries will absolutely alert the authorities when they see this

>>43296424
They know people will fuck it kek

>>43296677
yes

>>43296971
>Bruh this is too much
What do you mean this is just a cute and funny pillow, stop making it weird anon.

>>43297368
>>43297412
You are mentally ill

I WILL have sex with gura.

>>43296677
>>43296971
>>43297412
Nyfcosisters need the rope.

>>43296424
based

>>43296424
That's a child.

LET ME IN GOOOBAAAA!!
LEET MEE IIIN!!

Mods, this is your chance to ban all the pedos, they are coming out of hiding. you can clean this website once and for all

>>43296677
Any idea of how can we report this merch? It should be illegal.

>>43297816
>suddenly

>>43296677
What's the matter? Scared of a little four letter word?

>>43296677
A vast majority of vtubers are okay with lolishotacon stuff. You are the minority here.

>>43296677

>>43296424
Finally money have spoken, JP chad management did the thing Omegatroon couldn't. I expect this to be cover's next record breaking merch

>>43296424
how long do these things last?

should I buy two of them?

>>43296677
>Are we going to let Holo get away with this?
Yes you are. It's Hololive AND Gura. You are powerles.

>>43298117
I think there's a line that this tips over into. I don't personally have a problem with it because it's a drawing, but it's a reality that in many countries ordering this is a great way to ruin your life

>>43298281
I heard that they can last real long time even when in use if you care for them well
Get three to be safe tho, also multiple pillows so you can try to do some DIY on it

>>43298281
Last?

>>43298117
little bois don't sell cookies wtf

>>43298281
Why would a daki need to be durable?

>>43296677
Hi Froot

>>43297412
>>43297368
>>43296971
>>43296677


Why is cute and funny such a good way of smoking out NPCs? The kinds of people who support things like robbing billions of other people's money so they can send it to ewkraine in order to impose feminism and gay pride parades on random people in other places of the world they will never go to, also never fail to be performatively angry over drawn images of non-existent fictional characters.
What's the correlation?

>>43298281
>only 2

>>43296677
Yes, I will personally allow this.

>>43298953
>Why is cute and funny such a good way of smoking out NPCs?

FUCK CUNNY

Holy based Gura. She won.

>>43298535
Yeah, they only actually do just chocolate here. The primary schools haven't been doing actual cookies for a few years now in my neighbourhood at least.

>>43296677
YES

>>43296677
Best stay on twitter tourist; lolichads rule the roost.

>>43296424

>>43296677
Yes tranny sisters!! Let us rise up against this!!
TO TWITTER!!

>>43299192
Fuck I literally share the same fucking thought, holy shit.

>>43298281
just don't cum on it on the daily. Washing deteriorates the fabric

>>43298953
What the fuck does cunny have anything to do with Ukraine you illiterate /pol/fuck?

>>43299391
anybody have the clip of nene UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH-ing?

>>43296677
go back to twitter tranny lol

>>43296677
yes

>>43298953
they're ok with drawings of naked children when they are presented in schoolbooks teaching 3rd graders how to have gay sex

>>43298953
They see an image of a small girl, their mind is the one that sexualizes her and then they scream that its everyone else that is the pedo. Is this what projecting is?

>>43296971
doesn't show nearly enough.
I was hoping for my tummy and at least camel toe.

Where's the Gura Ravenclaw art already?!?!?!?!?!

>>43296677
Your outrage is way too late, Twittranny. Should've said something the first time around, before it was obvious you're all bark and no bite.

>>43299526
>why is something with real global implications ok but a drawing is going too far?

>>43299976
shiontan kawaii

>>43299526


That's a good question isn't? What explains this remarkable coincidence of opposition to illustrations of cute and or sexy girls in particular, and socio-political signaling in other spheres that is essentially identical to MSNBC in general? The overlap of demographics is almost completely isometric.

>>43297945
>Report
Go back to re ddit

>>43300070
What? What the fuck does a drawing have anything to do with geopolitics? /pol/cucks talk like a fucking automated machine but still have the balls to call other NPC?

>comes back just in time to milk simps for valentines
>only other stream since is to sell merch
pay up piggies
oink oink

>>43298441
>but it's a reality that in many countries ordering this is a great way to ruin your life
Wrong.
If you order lolishota shit in canada where it's actually illegal they just burn it and tell you you can't have it
There is no "ruining your life", 90% of the planet doesn't give a shit about drawings. This includes most governments

>>43296424
Imagine how much management must have struggled to make it as less sexual as possible

>>43300281
I cannot make whatever connection you are trying to imply. I think you spend to much time on the internet

>>43298441
Canada is trash
Australia is trash.
Britain is trash.

Rest of the world are civilized.

>>43300454
>brainbroken npc experiencing stack overflow, please engage factory reset.

>>43300741
lmao

>>43300741
Answer the fucking question you stupid dog. Why are these 2 things related in anyway?

>>43299546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT8FFEQJ79c

>>43296677
>we

>>43300945
ty anon

>>43297893
where's the ban? RUMAO

>>43300741
I don't think they recovered from this.

>>43300936
The empirical fact is that they *are* co-related. Feel free to speculate theories as to what produces this fact.

>>43298953
rightoids are mentally ill, perhaps even moreso than your average tranny. degenerate creatures, truly!

>>43296971
>Bruh this is too much even I can't deny this is Pedo bait, she could've just wear her Shark outfit
Kronii releases a birthday daki, Ame releases a birthday daki, and now Gura releases a 4 million subscribers celebration daki. After the long health breaks with Ina and Gura it was odd how everyone released Valentine's Day merch. That holoEN is suddenly okay with coomer bait merch feels like deals were made with management for some type of major change.

>>43296677
https://youtu.be/ZX_SNmwt0xQ

>>43301301
ywnbaw
>verification not required

>>43301204
>/pol/fag actually think he owned anyone
Please, you're just like those trannies NPC you are insulting.

>>43300709
>I cannot make whatever connection you are trying to imply

>>43298735
I thought trans people were groomers and corrupting children? Surely someone who doesn't hate trans people would be fine with pedophiles then?

>>43301228
God you stupid fuck. You are free to talk about cunny and shit, but never touch politics again. You are simply too stupid to talk about such complicated matter.

>>43300945
I can't match this.

>>43301228
I was just reading along, but are you sure you're not in the middle of an episode, anon? Maybe call your psychiatrist for like 15 minutes?

>>43301450
>muh horseshoe theory
I'd say kill yourselves but you're already doing a bang up job of that for me :^)

>>43301454
The West will send billions to kill every single vatnik Putin send to Ukraine. Why? Because they can. And you will cope and seethe. Now go back to shitting on trannies

>>43301745
>>43301646


>hates 'cunny'
>is progroid
Further remarkable coincidences. Isn't it interesting, anons?

>>43302005
>>43301981

>>43301981
the only one seething rn is you tranny XD

>>43296677

>>43302094
What are you gonna do about it? Go fight for based Russia? And die in a ditch somewhere in Bahkmut?

>>43301981
>The West will send billions to kill every single vatnik Putin send to Ukraine.
Gura daki brings me almost as much joy as this.

>>43302392
Yeah so why even bring up Ukraine in the first place? Why even talk about off topic matter?

>>43302005
>>43301745(me)
No, I actually fucking love cunny and I literally don't masturbate to anything but. You're just sounding a bit like a weirdo, is all.

>>43301622
Groomers are perfectly fine with saying ban loli in fiction and legalize their right to fuck boys in the ass in reality regardless of any 'logic' involved.
They don't really care about loli anyways, they care about fucking boys in the ass, so it's fine for them. Easy status signaling points. Good looking images of good looking characters appeals to normal men, and the last thing they want is for normal men to have anything good in life.

>>43302535
I don't know. I didn't bring it up. I just wanted to share my joy. We need more joyful things /here/.

>>43302375
Oh Nyoooo wittew baby is seething

>>43302768
>faggot bring up off topic thing he doesn't know shit about
>get called out
>muh seething tranny
my advice? stick to what you know you stupid dog

>>43302768

>>43296677
YES YE S YEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

should i buy for Britanny?

>>43298953
>Why is cute and funny such a good way of smoking out NPCs?
They are incapable of differentiating between their perception of things and the reality of things
It's why they for example will cancel you if you write a racist fictional character and have him say nigger, their mind simply can't understand it's a representation of someone and will attempt to conflate the fictional character with you
Basically the imagine an apple in your head meme

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>>43303112
Having a stroke and repeating 'i dont understand i dont understand i dont understand' like a broken record (very npclike behavior) is a pretty funny definition of 'calling out'.
All you have to do is simply observe and point out a recurrent pattern, without any further comment, and watch cognitive dissonance start rolling in.
The response basically proves the point in the first place. There was a nerve there, and it was touched on.
>Crimestop means the faculty of stopping short, as though by instinct, at the threshold of any dangerous thought. It includes the power of not grasping analogies, of failing to perceive logical errors, of misunderstanding the simplest arguments if they are inimical to Ingsoc, and of being bored or repelled by any train of thought which is capable of leading in a heretical direction. Crimestop, in short, means protective stupidity.

>>43303803
It's called being terminally online. Giving too much importance to things they dislike and comparing it to real life events. It's usually selective and only based on their moral compass. That's why for example you rarely see anyone calling people who play shooter games school shooters or anything similar.

>>43296424
This is like one of the least sexualized official dakis they've put out. Like compare it to the Kronii daki, shit's night and day

I just leave this here because i find it funny

Man, you can see in this thread which one of anon spend most of their time on Twitter and is probably an actual pedos.

>>43304207
Kronii doesn't look like a child. So there aren't legal implications selling the thing outside of Japan

>>43304048
>point out a recurrent pattern
this fucker just call the entire board of Lockheed Martin a bunch virtue signaling tranny faggots. this fucker equate a bipartisan geopolitics matter with selling a cunny daki.
read this>>43304054

>>43296675
based

>>43298953
People don't like associating with perceived pedophiles, it's that simple. It's utterly reasonable to assume that someone who faps to lolicon may be somewhat pedophilic, like it's reasonable to assume a man who faps to yaoi may be somewhat gay.

>>43304048
George Orwell would personally strangle you to death for your stupidity if he is still alive today. stick to what you know my friend

>>43304677


>this fucker just call the entire board of Lockheed Martin a bunch virtue signaling tranny faggots
Bros, how do we tell him...

>>43296677
https://files.catbox.moe/ub11h3.mp4

>>43305078
yes and they are going to bomb Serbia to shit again if the serbs want to chimp out. what're you gonna do about it?

>>43305004
Orwell was a racist anglo chauvinist whose chief complaint about imperialism in the 20th century was that it didn't privilege colonial officers like himself with the status to lord over the natives rather than scraping after them like a servant.
He'd be in good company today lol.

>>43296424
>can't see her tummy.
*yawn*

>>43305325


Who would have guessed that countersignaling cute and funny vtubers accurately predicts opinions on a range of other seemingly unrelated social fashions, such as support for gayto buthexting?
Well, I did. I guessed that. And what do you know? It turns out to be true! You make posts malding over 'lolicon', and now you're making posts in support of gayto buthexting too. Isn't that amazing?

>>43296677
Loli and shota have always been a staple of anime related stuff
If you can't stand loli and shota just leave from this hobby

>>43300281
who's that on the right?

>>43296677
Yes, now fuck off tranny

>>43296677
The tranny mermaid group got caught abusing children. Trannies always gotta project. Kill yourself troon.

>>43307735
Russia...

>>43296424
>Not drawn by Nacho
What's the fucking point?

>>43296424
>no exposed tummy
>no exposed pits
>no blush and "please be gentle" expression

>>43296677
with what?
my semen?
yes!

>>43296677
Do it, it's Holo's turn to get canceled

>>43308653
You can see a peek of her tummy and her pits are very exposed.

>>43308653
Blindchaama...

>>43300741
>>43300880
Kek this is amazing.

>>43310457
Kek, keep seething tranny

>>43296424
Oh look one less cope for chumkeks. New orisong when?

You know, from an objective standpoint CP doesn't even compare to loli. You can do so much more in anime than irl which is why loli is much better than CP.

>>43312626
I can physically stick my dick in a kid, injuries or death notwithstanding. I can't put my dick in a drawing.

>>43313049
That goes beyond the scope of CP into molestation/rape, and not even comparable.

Wtf this looks tame as fuck. Anons actually UUOOOH'd over this???

>>43298953
Its a good question, I think its about audience. They know that cunny repecters are overwhelmingly young men who skew politically against, western fag ideology, trannies, and feminism. Libtards just see an opening to moraly condemn us as sick and evil for liking an art style while they chemically castrate REAL kids and get aids at a furry con

>>43313049
Get a hip and VR headset, idiot

>>43296424
She doesn’t look 18…

>>43313419
For EN, yes
This is equivalent to a naked shion daki in JP

>>43296677
Don't worry, once it gets here, I will punish this brat myself.

>>43296677
who are these "we" you speak of?

>>43296424
Ain't no way people are gonna display this in public. You'll legit get beaten up.

>>43296424
I will cum inside this child.

>>43296971
Pedophilia is when Pajamas

Uhh, holobros? Explain yourself.

I'M GONNA GOOOOOOOOMB

>>43313650
That ass is traced.

>>43317420
Proof?

>>43317420
Yeah, by me

>>43316543
You will have a knife plunged into your throat

>>43296424
Cumbrains are Dumbrains

>>43321623
The only throat getting plunged is yours by my dick. I'll turn you into a cumguzzling femboy yet.

>>43325372
I will be honest, I am curious of how it would feel and taste like to such a point that I have tried to suck my own.

The absolute seethe of normalfags over this holy shit
Based Cover hiding it until now so they can't even run back to Niji or Vshojo because they're both in flames at the moment

two years of watching chuubas..... maybe it's time to stop watching vtubers for normalfags like me

>>43300514
Gotta milk her pedo pay piggies so she'll have mcnuggie funds for the next 6 months without having to stream.

Behind the scenes Im sure she hates her fans.

>>43325609
anon?

>>43328167
you write like a seething 2view

>>43300567
What about that lolisho onahole when the police even use cover agents to arrest some anon.

>>43296424
i truly hope this will go down in history as the great normalfag filtering of 2023. I kneel.

>>43298281
>how long do these things last?
H-how long their on sale right? right?

>>43336071
Guras fanbase is still 95% normalfags

>>43336642
>>43336071
Most lolicons are normies. My friend IRL is one as well.

>>43296677
The one who screams "Sharpedo" is the biggest degenerate himself in 99% cases

>>43336642
>it's ok when subaru does it

I'm surprised there wasn't a bigger negative response, feels like more people are beginning to act with their own mind rather than jump at the first chance of preaching about differences in morals.

>>43337159
Because they know 4chan and Kiwifarms are ready to dox who they are, worse someone files a lawsuit against them.
We already got a few people delete their negative responses.

>>43300945
Imagine Gura UOHing like this

>>43296677
>>43298953
вбий ceбe пeдик

>>43337159
or they're still sheep but even to them it's worse to be seen on the same side as the antis

>>43337348
Being an anti to Gura means you're hated by everybody. If anything I'd be willing to volunteer to slit the throat of any of her antis. In fact, a lot of them antis are projecting trannies who enable grooming kids into trans sexuality.

>>43337489
Count me in

>>43337159
The retarded shark child is somehow the only person on the internet to figure out that ignoring the retards is the only way to win.

>>43296424
legit awful. the stretch hands out pose is so fucking bad. art is also below average. anyone who actually thinks this daki is worth anything should neck themselves. would literally choose default gura over this

>>43340743
still won't watch you 2view

>>43296677
>Actually pedo shit. Are we going to let Holo get away with this?
I know this is a bait post, but there are actually anons who think this way on this board RIGHT NOW.
How do we get rid if the tourists and ironic weebs?

>>43296424
Hololvie is healing.

>>43337159
Most of the biggest normalfaggots already fell off over the last 2.5 years

>>43333846
Yes darling?

where's my daki? where's my new hairstyle?

>>43296424
ToT

>>43296424
a fucking child

Thanks for getting Hololive canceled Gura. Hope the pillowcase was worth it.

>>43348529
>>43349129
What are you gonna do stinky?

>>43348529
A 4chan'er

>>43298953
The correlation is a low IQ. Low IQ people are unable to make the sorts of deductions you might think are obvious because they can't think that many steps ahead and see indirect relations between things. So they sperg out over fictional children while ignoring and even enabling the exploitation of real children through indirect means. They support whatever cause is presented to them in the mainstream because they rely on the herd to form their opinions even if it indirectly creates more problems.

>>43312224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dzJS6r2qzU

>>43305940
I can't see her cunny. Post the full image

To all the anons saying "That's a child" I hope that they never have kids because they would be unable to change their diapers or breastfed them or even change their clothes because their ill minds wouldn't be able to face that situation without making it "sexual"

>>43298281
I still remember that unholy amalgamation of a mercy mousepad had become.. we are gonna see that again aren't we..

>>43350586
This argument will never make sense no matter how many times you repeat it.

>>43353348
It made sense to me so in turn it makes it correct and has complete sense

Unrelated: She kind of looks like Chino from GochiUsa

>>43336699
How do those two thing happen at the same time?

I’m not sure if I can even fap to Gura anymore after she mentioned her crotch stinks on a regular basis.

>>43317420
The ass? mine.

Ive no issue with it being pedoshit and no issue with cover selling pedoshit but the amount of people vehemently denying that it IS pedoshit despite the fact gura even said in its reveal that its design looks like a child with its pudgy arms is just insane. Just admit you like pedoshit and move on with your life.
"if you think this is a sexualised child, you're just projecting and honestly it says more about you than anything else"
Biggest fucking cope I've ever seen.

>>43354939
Ew

>>43296424
Was hoping for something a little lewder but this feels more comfy than lewd.

>>43296677
IM COOMINN AAAH

>>43341815
Ironic weebs fucking kill me. Why the fuck are you watching an anime girl spin on streaming if you don't even like the medium? How the fuck do you even get into this to begin with?

>>43358116
No, she's just petite

>>43358116
Isn't it true tho? Normalfag uncultured people would find this cute or ugly cartoon and move on, while fucked up brains will make thousands of reasons to sexualize it.

>>43296424
It'll be sold out soon. I'm glad Gura finally got her way. It's so cute!

>>43354939
I started jerking to he more afterwards, unironically. I like stinky girls a bit too much.

>>43364316
I'm not really sure how merch like this works since it's my first time buying, but if things are made to order like in picrel, then shouldn't it be impossible to sell out? Or am I misunderstanding something here?

>>43300281
You have one of the worst cases of internet poisoning I've ever seen. Sad.

>>43362239
>Ironic weebs fucking kill me.
Anon...gura...

>>43296677
yes and thats good

>>43298281
....Wait, do people actually cum on their fucking pillows?

>>43299391
Flare really is somebody that could give less than a fuck over the time I've learned about her and I appreciate that

>>43358116
How can it be "pedoshit"? Its a fucking drawing on a pillow. A drawing. It doesn't matter what the drawing is of because at the end of the day its a fucking drawing.

You fucking idiot.

>He's a Fascist
>He's a "Nazi"
>He's a pedo

Yeah, yeah okay retard.

>>43296675
Sure

>>43378911
ToT