/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

Lumi did it

cat sex

cat sex

Lemon woman is gaining ground

Hime wife
Hime life

Pippa LOVE

rise

Everyone, but Neuro and Lumi, is shameless twitch whore.

better singer than shiina

I MISS PIPPA

What the fuck
The AI is mogging everyone when it comes to singing. Literally always on tune.

>neuro singing a whole fucking song
I am now an anti

>>43287472
shes doing the long game

This AI is too powerful

I want to hate Lumi and mind break her with genuine animosity while being honest with each other always as we work hard towards becoming nemesis.

>>43287525
laynar seems alright
but that is the first time i see her

Vedal I kneel

>>43287570
nemeses not nemesis

Skinny!
Neurotic!
Tomboyish!
Geeky!
Robocuck!
Obsessive!
Suicidal!
Potterhead!
Sleep deprived!
Never parties!
Self loathing!
No appeal!

this is cheating.

>>43287539
She’s happy playing the cat girl porn game.

what is Lumis talent?

I wonder if 2D whores are feeling the heat. Neuro is genuinely most fun of them all.

>>43287525
*everyone but Neuro is a shameless twitch whore

i love her
but i hate her
but i love her

>>43287616
panko no. your supposed to be supporting lumi

>>43287529
>>43287543
>>43287557
The power of real-time 'self' auto-tunning.

I hate Tw*tch culture so much it's unreal

Lumi should drop the terrible veibae model and go back to using her good model.

let em cook is a zoomerism I quite enjoy

>>43287614
That's a secret~!

>I don't have a talent
isn't this the JOI one

god I wish that were me

>>43287680
yuri... lumi...

lumi killed the titwhore's mic

>>43287614
Making me cum

>>43287722
hime art gets spicier by the day

>>43287614
perfect housewife

It's a Lia Leaker, what will Lia do?

https://files.catbox.moe/t43i8f.png

>>43287680
>I hate fun

>>43287722
cute boy

>>43287614
sloppy blowjobs and deepthroating

>pffppfpfpfffpfff
>talent

>>43287722
She's going right for the joystick
pretty based

heart

>>43287615
Don't worry Lumi will feel my heat while I comfort her tonight.

>>43287698
agreed

>>43287775
kek

>>43287775

>>43287722
what the fuck

>>43287769
I want to eat her pizza.

>>43287722
We should set her up with the Korean guy

>>43287718
Is she any good at it?

>>43287775
That is some shite art.

this rat girl chuuba is pretty cool
https://twitter.com/LaynaLazar/status/1623458498574176256?cxt=HHwWgMDSseW514ctAAAA

>>43287912
not that good
her patreon is on kemono

The fact that Neuro-sama is such a manipulator should be concerning but it's just so adorable

>>43287788
https://www.twitch.tv/kirsche/clip/AnnoyingFairHippoRitzMitz-nz7H-v_ScFT-Ncxw

that was a pretty sick beat ngl

if the mommy loses to neuro i will laugh

I want to see Pippa go on this thing.

>>43288128
laugh

>>43287612
>finishing it offscreen with the porn patch

>>43288129
Pippa would melt, too many people

>>43288128
She just did lmao

>>43288128
mommyfags btfo

>>43288167
i laughed

>>43288129
pippa has only 2 modes, spilling spaghetti and autism attack where she insults the other person

>>43288129
mhmm I think you are a nigger

>>43288180
More like Pippa finished herself

>Neuro still in
HOORAY!

>>43288010
What's her patreon name on kemono? Milky isn't showing up.

>>43288129
Here is a preview of how that would go
https://files.catbox.moe/b9y3rd.webm

>>43288181
>>43288222
Exactly.
It would be great, they would feel bad and let her win and she can peg veibei

>>43288129
Now I want a version of this that only involves spaghetti spillers so I can bask in the cringekino that ensues.

>>43288265
miilkywayz

>>43288129
It would be fun, but she doesn't like massive collabs. Fishman would literally have to force her.

>>43288129
pippa has negative rizz

it is actually bao making the stupid decisions

This is it for lumi

>>43288340
then why do i want to fuck her?

SEX QUESTIONS NOW

>>43288340
Yet everyone still wants the pippussy.

lumi has this one

>>43287616
so cute

>asking Lumi a porn question
please don't fucking do this

this one will knock lumi out

>>43288415
>>43288418
>>43288437
what's the question?

this show just is not the same without gookbro...

>>43288417
>he thinks everyone isn't being ironic

>>43288462
describe a drawing that shocked you

The art that gets posted by that one anon in /pcg/ is up there.

what the fuck are you guys talking about

>>43288470
its like watching an anime without a self-insert

>>43288486
The ultimate mindreader

>>43288417
>>43288409
Not having riss is attractive in it's own right, at least for women. clutsy, dorky shy girls are very popular

>>43288409
>>43288417
these are women not autistic men who fell for the pickme

>>43288535
jokes on you
i am an autistic male that fell for the pickme

how do i, personally, save uruka?

>>43288573
well, yeah
you are the intended audience

the whores broke the bot

>>43288502
Pipkun would be perfect but there is no way to accurately describe it to someone, it has to be experienced.

>>43288267
Why would she ever kick the meme of the season

>>43288486
haha yeah i don't want to have sex with her she's so smelly and gross haha

>>43288576
sex

>cute and funny
lmao

UUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

CUTE
AND
FUNNY

>cute and funny
UOOOH

ToT

>cute and funny

>lumi in hysterics at the neuros response

>cute and funny

ToT

>Neuro-sama made a cute & funny joke
holy shit AI really is the future

>>43288415
OK its finally over now.
>>43288437
F

>my favorite tag is cute and funny which is what I am
SOOOO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEED

>>43288608
True, it's virtually impossible to describe and maybe that's for the best

>>43288608
opening the links feels like being flashed on the street

>>43288634
in my heart i know it's the only way

>>43288470
we didn't deserve him

is this a discord raid?

lumi be like "uhh I like handholding"

here we go

>alright try and freak everyone out
Lumi, you're a Phase rep, you CANNOT lose this one.

NOT THE GOLDYLOG ART

gloomi monster vore...

>vore
you LOST lumi, it's over

That was so tame... sasuga

Lumi please eat me

lamemi

Really Lumi?
That's it?

>>43288785
Yes. Sorry nerd. |just kidding|

That was weak

Lumi got mogged
it's over

>>43288839
Isn't that just blacked ugly bastard?

>>43288535
Kill yourself chase

towa...

I'm actually relieved I thought she was going to say something fucking degenerate

Tower...

owari da lumichan

>>43288882
>>43288886
>>43288901
>>43288914
>>43288919
>>43288922
She doesn't know where the line is, she can't say something TOO edgy

lumi is incapable of being sexual

>PARKER!
>YOU’RE FIRED IF I DON’T SEE A PIPPA STREAM ON MY PC BY 10PM AT THE LATEST!

based tenma

Lumi... I know you have seen Pipkun's things yet you played it safe

>The Werediaper
Lumi fuckin lost

damascus strikes again

>>43288964
thats kinda hot...

>>43288964
Then why does all of /pcg/ have constant sexual thoughts about her?

>>43288964
wrong
https://files.catbox.moe/f6jnax.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/t1urw1.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/9m16kk.mp3

Honestly it might be better to lose to a weak answer than to completely debase yourself in front of 10K people.

>>43288999
its better this way
believe me...

I hope this stream doesn't result in coomers coming to lumis streams

>>43289030
sir this is humiliation fetish connect

>>43289044
Safe to say that won't be the case with this answer

I want to hug the Pippa.

If Lumi gets eliminated for not being cursed/degenerate enough then that's not a bad round to go out on.

>>43289023
all of those are unintentional

>>43289023
She's been practicing the oh fuck for years.

>>43289002
>>The Werediaper
Someone knows that outside of /d/ ? Who said that?

>>43288964
I prefer it that way since I'm sure if Lumi was more open about her actual sexual tastes the sheer force of her shit taste would make me like her less

>>43289112
Makes it even better, women are more attractive when they innocently stumbled into sex.

>>43289172
its probably corruption type trash

>>43289172
not sure about that

did Nuero just try to say your a good guy sam hyde

>>43289131
It sounds like the sound equivalent of my single eyebrow raise. Practiced for years, cosmic levels of autistic and basically retarded but the one time it was useful it hit.

Is Fillian /here/?

>>43289091
Only specific degeneracy is accepted there. It's not about naming a most cursed art you saw, but knowing the working of their inner circle. The round was rigged from the start.

getting fucked by horses is pretty normie

>>43289091

She is going to need a hard-course, deep dive on /d/ to recover from this.

>>43289073
I want to make fun of Lumi for being a cuck and closeted lesbian, not for having a fetish for shitting dick nipples. I know I share the thread with Lia Likers but I'm not going to support going that low just to win an e-dating contest.

If Lumi gets axed I hope Neuro-sama is next so I can leave

>Nasa streaming more than once every century
Is her hibernation over?

>>43289282
Contract renegotiation seems to have gotten everyone what they wanted + it seems like she finished school so yeah.

The fuck is going on with the chat?

>korean esl is kicked out
>french esl gets to stay
we live in a society

>>43289337
uoh posters fighting for freedom

>>43288905
This is weak shit, Lumi is gonna bottom 3 this one.

>>43289030
Naturally.

>>43289172
>>43289232
https://www.novelupdates.com/series/transmigrator-meets-reincarnator/
Reminder this is what Lumi used to read a few years ago. aka lame romance novels

>>43287380
fishman I'm begging you, you need to do something to one up the jewba king

Lumi is out
rip

ITS OVER

lumi had a good run

Lumi only lost because she's not a whore, so that's a win

>>43289429
>my oshi is f*male
Give it to me straight, /pcg/. There's no coming back from this is there

>>43289429
cute!

Lumi is only pretending to have integrity, don't fall for it bros.

>werediaper gets kicked out
in what fucking world

>>43289172
she already talked about dogs once and almost got eliminated

>called the whore a crunchyroll knock-off
ouch

>>43289455
Please post his business email. I will work for below minimum wage.

I'm good with this if it ends here. Plenty of time for Outer Wilds and she had a good run and is probably going out because she isn't a /d/generate. Good job Loom.

That model is too cute for lilly

>>43289455
fish is chinese, he only uses underhanded tactics. expect something wacky to happen within the next two months

lumi was too seiso this round
its over

>cereal
LUMI THE CARBS

>>43289455
Fish should open up his wallet and offer Filian a contract and cash sign on, a lot of cash.

LUMI WHAT THE FUCK

>ice cubes
???????????????????

What's everyone watching?

>>43289455
No, he really doesn't. Jew just wants everybody to spent money to destroy themselves before he decides to cash out himself.

>ice milk cereal
she is just joking r-right...?

>ice cube in milk
divorced

>ice cubes in cereal
that was self-sabotage because she wants off this whorefest

>icecubes
she's throwing

lmao lumi

Who the fuck puts ice cubes in?
The milk's already going to be cold

>>43289517
I'm sorry anon, you're a certified gay
>>43289601
He'll sic yellow woman on em.

>eating cereal other that weetabix
Lame

>>43289681
probably just trying to stand out that question was shit

ITS OGRE

why do all the sexy girls have ibs...

>>43289710
we've got a winner

Thats going in Kirsche's spreadsheet of weird food takes.

Lumi is a psycho. But we already knew that.

>>43289674
>>43289681
>>43289687
>>43289688
>>43289692
this is clearly a throw right?

>>43289709
my nigga

I get the vibes lumi doesn't like a lot of these girls.

https://clips.twitch.tv/LuckyThankfulLapwingFreakinStinkin-s52zWB-PYFIvTsfc
Actual sociopath
Hot

Lumi just wants to leave, she can't take it anymore.

>>43289738
due to various factors around the world and particularly in the west, autoimmune disorders are becoming more common

>anon in a thread last night cried about sleeping in and missing the kino Pippa cat stream
>we make fun of him
>Pippa today says she’s sleeping in late and might miss the stream’s scheduled starting time
Bros… is this karma? Is this our punishment?

>>43289709
This nigga puttin hashbrowns in milk!

>>43289800
>a woman disliking other women
no way

>>43289709

>>43289749
forever relevant

It was a bold strategy but it worked out in the end

>>43289800
Despite /pcg/ constantly calling her a whore she doesn't fit in very well with actual whores

Lumi is gone

>>43289885
She might be a whore, but she is our whore.

>they didn't trust
Cringe

>>43289800
Well she's only there because she has a veibae model.

did they just say nigger?

Please just eliminate the lemon woman already. These slutpanel steams are fucking awful

>German talking about weak bloodlines

>culling the lactose intolerant untermenschen
shylily ...

The cat girl is correct

WTF

>>43289929
*my personal whore

all milk has water you retarded women

how wet is Lumi at the eugenics mention

>>43289949
no they didn't you stupid nigger

Lumi you're supposed to be a charismatic scheming psychopath, this is like negotiating your salary with hatchet and threats. Everyone is just scared of you.

>>43289987
Lumi is DRIPPING right now

>>43289987
https://files.catbox.moe/twzad1.mp4

>killed gookbro
>killed my cat wife
LUMI HATE

>wont date the lactose intolerant
Based just like me fr fr

>Lumi plays the seiso card in a whore dating show
>survives
holy shit

LUMI BY THE SKIN OF HER TEETH AGAIN
HOW THE FUCK DOES SHE DO IT

>>43289949
sounded like she was trying to say something else but it definitely came out as nigga

>>43289882
time travellerbro...

>>43289821
>>43289688
>>43289523

This. She maybe just remembered she has to 'play' OW now and didn't expect to last this long.

>I don't like you because you're not white
wtf shylily

>>43289800
>I get the vibes lumi doesn't like a lot of these girls.
she dosnt even know most of them
how much time do you think she has in day to watch streamers?

How does she keep getting away with it?

>>43290037
Why does this remind me of MY BOYFRIEN----OH SHIT?

>>43290049
I TOLD YOU SHE STAGED ALL OF THIS WAS PART OF HER PLAN WE HAVE TO STOP HER, ANON YOU MUST STOP H

>>43290088
>how much time do you think she has in day to watch streamers?
Newchama...

holy shit Neuro-sama I kneel

>end the stream
the ai knows

>>43290088
She literally watches streams and reads about vtubers all day.

>STILL in
How does she do it?

>>43289867
nearly everything in that image is wrong

neuro doesn't even want to be here

>>43290190
neither do I

>>43290157
She can't keep getting away with it!

>>43290126
Anon..? ANON???

>neuro knows how to triforce
the AI is gonna kill all of us

>>43290190
she's just saying what everybody is thinking

>>43289800
she literally watches nihmune

>>43290213
good

>>43290120
>Why does this remind me of MY BOYFRIEN----OH SHIT?
Because you're trying to draw a connection where there isn't much of one. This was a well-practiced private bit that came on where it shouldn't. The other one was a throwaway mention. Like sure there's some connection but the commonality is pretty much just "thing slips out"

>>43290119
the other women view her as a non-threatening nerd so they're ignoring her

>>43290157
the ultimate stacy

>>43290120
What?

flakes going through some heavy withdrawal symptoms of missing Lia whilst she's lying on a con room floor having a meltdown

FUCKING BRUTAL

>>43290232
what the fuck lumi

Neuro is brutal.

>>43290273
>whilst she's lying on a con room floor having sex

>>43290157
lumi has a very high luck stat

>>43290273
leave the poor guy alone

>>43290250
And then they all graduate. Just a coincidence.

I love Lumi and Filian so this collab could be a dumpster fire and I would still like it

>>43290190
neuro is carrying pretty hard

>Are you smarter than us?
>I'm smarter than you PUT TOGETHER

>>43290126
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>43289833
>another shit day
>dead tired
>refuse to take a nap out of fear of missing the stream again
>Pippa sleeping in late
fuck me why do I get double punished. Only thing that keeps me awake is the cringe from the Lumi stream.

lesbian by the way

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1626747239170285571

Love loomy simple as

neuro is so cute

>>43290384
awake 5 min before stream

>>43290384
I never doubted her for a second

Can Lumi's """"""bachelor""""""compete here?

I think hina is gonna win this

>what is pagliacci

Lumi moggs these women so much

...how dumb are the rest of these girls, jesus christ.

>>43290481
she has charisma

>>43290384
SHE DID IT

>>43290328
Stop habilitating menhera

>>43290472
>studying architecture or some shit at an expensive college
Lumi's net worth is -$300,000

https://twitter.com/IkariTenri/status/1626741426251001856
>Henri is still trying to groom Flakes

>>43290481
she has great tits

ENGINEERING

>she finally slipped

>everyone is smart or they're lying
Uh oh

>>43290384

>>43290384
I never doubted. Nope.

>>43290585
>>43290592
She's mentioned it before.

>doxxing your grad for whores
cringe

NEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRDDDDDDD

Lumi confidence stat is going up.

>>43290585
yeah
social engineering

Oh, so it's engineering.

Loomers should be safe this round
Lumi's already said her masters is engineering on stream, btw

>>43290585
she already revealed this

That explains so much you fucking nerd

>females start talking about their degrees when neuro calls them retarded

Honestly, I think I hate Lumi, she's just rea

>>43290273
He draws? am curious post something of him

>>43290585
dyrbi

>>43290585
The power of STEM......

>>43290668
That is arguably a (tom)boy thing more than a woman thing.

>>43290695
There are female engineers
who designed bridges that fall lmao

>>43290585
>>43290644
There's dozens of different engineerings, it doesn't reduce it much compared to just sating STEM, which she's said before

>>43290384
>”let me *yawns* take a five minute nap just to rest my eyes a bit more…”

>>43290668
kek

>>43290644
>>43290634
SHE JUST LIKE ME FR LUMI PLS WE CAN MAKE THE MOST GENETICALLY PERFECT CHILDREN TOGETHER

>>43290585
>>43290592
>>43290633
she has already said it before
watch streams

>>43290633
there's like a hundred different engineering degrees uneducated fren

>>43290321
I wish she was getting railed in a hotel room floor. Maybe she might actually enjoy the time off if she was getting filled up like the fatherless sad girl she is.

>>43290710
How can women resist?

>>43290784
No.

>>43290747
Women are like the majority in chemical engineering.
Civil, mechanical, and computers were nearly all dudes.
Various industrial design related courses were like 50/50

Neuro is a fucking shitty spouse

>get a job whore
I KNEEL

>>43290784
I will if she goes back to her original model.

I wanna eat Lia's mystery meat.

I KNEEL

>>43290668
Anyone with an inch of pride would retaliate to that level of savagery.

Man the phase girls always make me feel insecure for how boring and stupid I am

get a real job bum!

>>43290770
We're in the clear on that. Dog bunnies and bird care should keep her up until stream time.

This collab is only tolerable because of Neuro.

>>43290905
Its wild that an AI mogs women

>>43290949
Improve yourself.

>"go work for it bitch"
>wait wait wait, let me ask her in a different way
>"go work for it bitch"
I now realize where the '-sama' in her name comes from.

Based AI doesn't need any dead weight.

>>43290384
>he trust

please remove france already

>>43290949
You're supposed to build yourself up to a man that could actually have a shot at dating your oshi. Vtubing is roundabout therapy.

>>43291098
I want it off the goddamn map anon, gone

Phase friend Gargoyle Grombus is revealing her new rigging.

>neuro-sama says freeloading whores should get a fucking job
I'm sorry Lumi but I think I might have a new oshi

Neuro channeling JC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPKvX3Bg6KM

>>43291115
>therapy
Anon... it's digital opium and we're all addicts.

Neuro is getting removed
she's becoming too dangerous

>>43291115
This man gets it

BASED NEURO-SAMA

How can she be this based

>>43291187
the rhomboid, the no rig

I want to fuck Neuro so bad right now

>I would make Lily a waitress
>Me? A waitress? LOL
She just keeps grinding my knees to dust

>>43291294
>>43291187
They got Iron Vertex rigging and still didn't full fix it because of nip ego. I don't expect much.

>>43291115
I don't really want to date them. Just like me coworkers having stuff to do on the weekend while I'm spending my Saturday staying up till 2am to watch Pippa then going into town to buy Digimon cards

>>43291338
The AI has learned the secret desires of men, now just imagine when they get a physical robotic form that's lifelike.

Lumi's been in the bottom 3 almost every time.

>>43290949
Get a job pulling cables in a data center for Dell, Verizon etc. The jobs pay very well for what is required, require almost no human contact, and you can listen to music on headphones all day. Most importantly they'll pay for software engineering classes and promote internally. You'll make a decent base salary from the start too.

she's done

>>43291425
Getting ryona'd by my android wife until I get a job!

B-B-B-B-BUT STEM!?

>back against the wall again
That's how we like it. Phase isn't the underdog corp for no reason.

Hopefully Looms gets eliminated now, she's had a good showing and it's dragging on now

saruel is so boring

>>43291629
This, I'm ready for Outer Wilds.

>>43291629
yeah I've had enough of the whore circus, it's starting to get old

>>43291578
so has neuro

>>43291672
Its pretty impressive that someone can be a successful vtuber with no charisma whatsoever based purely off a french accent

>>43291606
STEM degrees cause women to dry up faster than the a glass of water in the Sahara (unless you're making silly amounts of money)

>>43291672
shes a stupid french whore, only good for anal

>>43291582
I already have a good paying job that I like.

>>43291672
I can't imagine actually watching her. People have no taste.

>>43291629
I'm rooting for her to win.

>>43291629
yeah, its kinda long
also Lumi is clearly too tame to get to the end

>>43291672
>>43291768
she has a french accent, delicious feet (and hands) and is actually a brat (irl asshole)
she was bound to be successful

Pippa love~!

>>43291578
>>43291751
Turns out not being a whore is a debuff for this.

NEURO DID A COMPLETE 180 NOW THAT SHE'S ON THE BRINK. LYING WHORE

>>43291795
Why do you feel boring and stupid then?

>>43291933
she is an AI, but also a vtuber after all

>>43291768
well we do have shiina

>>43291933
Neuro is running asshole_boyfriend.exe

>>43290747
Yes. There are female engineers.

>Neuro-sama
wymp wymp bitch

>>43291907
>is a whore
>is a whore
>is an actual menhera whore
wow what a great entertainer think I'll sub to her

wymp wymp

There is a 100% chance that Neuro is a wife beater.

LUMI NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lumi...

>>43291954
Because I don't have any formal qualifications and basically got lucky. I also don't know how to have fun.

>bringing out the incest card

Lumi really wants out.

>>43290794
Silence, cuck.

She pulled the Alabama card....It's over.

lumi pulls out the forbidden technique to save her rotten soul

My pure Lumi...

LMAOO Alabama is a state

>lumi's literally trying to get eliminated now
yikes

Lumi says wincest

She's trying to get eliminated.

>>43292160
Based

lumi wants to leave

Sexy sister Connect

>>43292208
Doubt you got that lucky. Maybe try to get out of your comfort zone so you lead a more interesting life and you get some cools stories and quirky skills under your belt? Dunno. Maybe try becoming a vtuber.