/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

gotta start em young

>>4300571
Literally baby shark

What's there to fix? Sounds like it's working as intended

Wow I can't believe a cartoon character that looks like a child and sounds like a child and has the intelligence is popular with children, what a shock

>>4300608
I don't want my brother to end up like me, I want him to be a normie, have a family, and live a fulfilling life

>>4300636
Anon...

Reminder that Youtube considers this a kids video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5KoNaDvfmc

This scares me, the fact that single digit children are watching vtubers not to mention there are people like >>>>her, does this mean we'll be infested with normies in a few years? Reddit is already too much or a burden, now they're adding literal children to the mix

>>4300675
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>4300711
>does this mean we'll be infested with normies in a few years

>>4300571
>be an adult
>because you are 18+, right?
>has a 4 yo brother
Your parents fucked up.

>>4300750
Parents are in their mid 40's I don't see how they fucked up, they had me when they were in their early 20's

>>4300711
>infested with normies in a few years?
anon.... half of this board are regular reddit users....

>>4300675
Why do you need to be an adult to watch this?

>>4300785
It has "bitch" in the title and it doesn't refer to a female dog

>>4300785
>Adult
It's in YouTube Kids, do your English Comprehension reps anon

>>4300675
Jewtubechama???!!!

>>4300571
GURA 10 MILLION KIDS STRONG SOON
HOLOLIVE WILL TURN INTO A KIDS COMPANY
SELLING KIDS MERCHANDISE
EARNING MILLIONS
GURA WILL BE THE LITERAL MASCOT FOR KID'S CONTENT

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

CHUMBUDS BTFO'D

>>4300636
>4 year old
>parenting already delegated to the fucking Youtube algorithm
It was over, before it began.

>>4300780
They had you.
>mid 40s having kid
Ouch.

My daughter watches Luna
My nephew watches Fubuki
My cousin watches Coco
I watch Okayu and Korone
A bunch of my colleagues watch vtubers both niji and holo.
Sometimes when we meet we talk about rrats and shit. vtubers aren't exactly something niche. At least where I live.

>>4300780
he's retarded, just like his big bro.

>>4300898
Anon, there's this thing called quarantine, good luck playing on the playground

>>4300894
>procedurally generated pregnant Gura and Spiderman videos

Chumbuds are either Pedophiles or Children
Now that's Irony

KEK

>>4300571
Same but im the one who open the stream for my niece

>>4300571
>in about a decade kids are going to be chumming to old members ASMR VODs of their childhood Vtuber

>be me
>A pedafile
>See kid watching gura
>Hey kid wanna be my chumbud?

>>4300571
No wonder she is so considerate toward her fans and plays extremely safe.

>>4300912
>vtubers aren't exactly something niche. At least where I live.

At least in your niche circle of weeb friends / family members.

>>4300780

Wait I thought Brittany Venti said only greasy 40 year olds watch her, can you check if your dad watches her too?

>>4300571
Your four year old brother fucks your mom?

>>4301061
*cumbud

>>4301104
>He doesn't know

Millions of people are doing it anon, get in on the program

">be me"

Who else would you be? you fucking faggot.

>>4301163
Your Lamy reps dumbass

Heh, my nephew watches Pekora's minecraft all days.

HoloLive should focus on Branding HoloLive kids

There's a whole market of untapped potential, they should get someone like Gura and do singing and elementary things, and sell merchandises.

HoloLiveToys, HoloLiveKids, HoloLiveRhymes

All that good shit

>>4301390
>breastfeeding ASMR by Noel

>>4301390
> Inb4 it's what hololive alternative is aiming

>>4301390
This poster is Matsuri.

>>4301211
kek

>>4301098
man i haven't heard about venti ever since the gura thing, she still around?

>>4301390
>Literally asking for Junior idols
You're treading on dangerous territory there, Cumbud.

>>4301076
I have other interests too, you know. It's not like my life revolves around vtubers.

>>4301519
She slit her wrists and died of childhood obesity

>>4301390
>Be 12 year old boy
>Just got your new phone
>Been watching this vtuber named Owly Owl since childhood
>Get curious
>Look up owly owl sex vagina
>See a plethora of graphic images of owly owl
>It's mostly made by men in their 30's
>yfw 30 year old men watch owly owl sing abc's
>yfw you masturbated to owly owl getting her cloaca plugged by branchy brach
>yfw you want to see Planty Plant's graphic pics next
>yfw

>>4300571
Please beat the shit out of your parents and discipline them about taking care of their children and not letting the internet do it.
Thank you.

>>4301527
There's a difference between idols for juniors and junior idols

>>4300780
Damn. 100% your little bro is autistic and will never be a normie. Nothing to do with Gura, just your mom's rank old pussy and Dad's ancient sperm.

>>4300571
No wonder she is popular

mfw a third of Gura's subs are kids

It's no surprise a lot of kids watch Gura. I caught my nephew watching her too

Chumbuds are pic related now

>>4300931
>not getting yours now while everyone's in
NGMI

>>4300600
checked and keked

>>4300711
>flat face floating ear version
Based

>>4300571
I like how most of the schizos on the other thread are brewing up a schizo storm of analytics on how Gura made it

>Muh talents
>Muh migration
>Muh charms
>Muh 89D chess

When in reality the answer was just kids being retarded, fking redditors with their shitty armchair takes

My sister loves korone

>>4300898
Yeah, OP should at least be grateful he's not watching some of the brain numbing retarded nursery rhyme channels.

Hahahahhaha chumkeks are literally children

>>4300571

>Tfw kids are boosting Gura's Numbers
>Tfw Numbers make Gura Depressed
>Tfw Kids are making Gura Depressed

>>4301541
>It's not like my life revolves around vtubers.

>555-come-on-now.png

>>4302005
Do you realize that you are invalidating Pekora as well?

>>4300912
your... daughter watches this?
https://streamable.com/lem61y

>>4302059
I'd say that's better than pedos watching her

>>4300571
The bigger horror is 4 year olds being given tablets with internet.
What the fuck are your parents doing m8?

>>4302114
Facts are facts anon

>>4300636
y’know, you seem like a good person

>>4302158
>says facts
>posts a jew
Come on now

>>4300711
Silly anon, vtubing has been infested since 2018

>>4300780
that comes with an increased chance of autism... well at least you know he’s going to be like the people here early on, don’t get hopes up for him he’ll be living on government money before you know it

>>4302164
>Chumkeks
>Good person

He should be living that life himself

>>4301390
IDK I can barely figure out how to buy shit from Booth, how are tech-illiterate moms supposed to do it when junior begs them for the latest Fubuki acrylic stand

>>4302230
Once that shit hits walmart and you see a gura cut out with burgernig's shitstains on it you'll know HoloLive made it

>>4300780
>having kids in your 40s
Playing with fire son, extremely high chances of downs syndrome and other developmental disorders including autism after the mother reaches 30, increasing year on year

>>4302278
That's why pre-modern humans marry early in life.
They know what's up. Almost everything modern humans come up with is retarded.

>>4302278
>>4302147
>>4300908
>>4300898

The fuck you guys want me to do? Want me to kill my family because of the misaligned circumstances?

>>4302331
IIRC the optimal age for childbirth to produce the healthiest children with minimal risk to the mother is like 22

To be honest, Gura's probably more healthy for a developing mind, than half of the other shit that's out there these days.
>Oh no, my child will be indoctrinated into liking girls, and having a good taste in video games and music
ok

>>4300571
Go back

>>4302373
Buy your brother a train set to turn him into an old school autist instead of a fucking weeb

Chumbuds are literal 4 year olds

>>4302405

In a few years his brother will be jacking off to Gura, a full pledged cumbud

>>4302439

>t. Pic related

>>4302484
Better that than Pornhub, honestly.

>>4302484
Better than watching Saturday morning cartoons and turning into a furry.

>>4302373
Not such a big deal.
You know what they were saying when you were playing GTA or resident evil when you were 11yo?
I mean, every generation has its own social norm and you can be a normie in the trend no matter how it seems weird to people in other generations. In Ancient Greek even your gf might call you abnormal if you didn’t get laid with femboys. It’s ok.

>>4300571
Things that never happened

>>4302405
Yeah, turn on Cartoon Network for a few minutes and tell me that's better for children than Gura

>>4302484
He can jack off with him, spend some time bonding through mutual interests

>>4300980
> “you either die a kid or live king enough to become a kid fucker”

>be me
>visits aunt's house
>heard 6 year old nephew watching FNF
>approached him because we both like FNF
>heard Gura's voice
>suddenly went "Oh shit"

Are people unironically thinking Guras main audience does not consist of 80% men in their 30s-40s?

>>4302589

>t. Broke nig who can't afford akasupas

>>4302629
Of course it does, but she keeps it clean, mostly.

>>4302405
What children need is pregnant spiderman and Elsa videos, clearly

>>4302629
>Projecting this much

19, get on my level grandpa

And what’s wrong with Holos being popular among kids? Pekora said she was grateful that she had kids audiences.
Why would you get in the way of their dream?

>>4302621
I still can't read FNF as anything but five nights at freddies despite having watched Fubuki, Gura, Risu and Cali all play funkin

>>4301418
BASED

>>4302699
Spiderman is the one getting pregnant now?

>>4302805
always was

>>4302754
Pekora can't fight her maternal biological urges to mother children of her own. She's trying to find a substitute like girls her age often do by raising pets, only for her, she's raising lonely men.

>>4300711
This place was lost a long time ago

>>4300571

Anon, you shouldn't have posted this, you know Kiara lurks in /vt/, next thing you know she's making pregnant Kiara vids with Amelia Joker

>>4302825
>girls her age
But then what about Korone and

>>4302873
Korone is already going through menopause

>read about Children psychological development
>Emulation stage affects development of personality and is retained up to 50% in their life up to adulthood

In the future there will literally be multiple girls who emulated Gura's personality, acts like gura, dress like gura, jokes like gura, sings like Gura.

I would aggressively fuck them all if I could

>>4302953
Do not harm the kids, grandpa.

holoEN finger family when?

>>4301429
Lmao, underrated.

>>4302953
>ywn have an irl Gura wife
Why even live

>>4302953
I'M GONNA GROOOOOM

>>4300636
Too late anon, he's already seen HoloFightz

>>4303009
Baby Sharky, Baby Sharky where are you?

Here I am, Here I am, how do you do?

>>4302953
But aren’t we talking about boys watching her streams?
I mean, in 2031 you’ll get rekt by a group of teen street gangs saying “a” while kicking your flank.

Would you fuck your own daughter as she perfectly emulates Gura's southern tone, while she sings Ride on time?

>>4303173
absolutely

>>4303173
COME ER DAUGHTER, I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT RIDING ON TIME MEANS

Tell me about Susan, why does she Push the shark!

>>4303380

ALLOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED CHUM

>>4300571
That's kind of cute, he has no possible idea what she's doing and likes her because haha dum shork with cute voice

I have willingly, personally introduced my younger brother to Amelia Watson

>>4303462
How does it feel knowing what your brother masturbates to?

>cousin is 11
>literal diagnosed autism
>gets extremely obsessed with one thing for months
>recently his FB has been a stream of Ina reposts from twitter
A surprise sure, but a pleasant one.

>>4303723
At least I made him watch the best EN girl

>>4303462
>gremlin whetstone
>not one of the cute and seiso nabifaces
Ngmi.

>>4302953
>In the future there will literally be multiple girls who emulated Gura's personality, acts like gura, dress like gura, jokes like gura, sings like Gura.
>By the time those girls are legal, you will be an old fart or in your 30s or mid 30s
>YWN date those girls because you were born a gen earlier
Why do we live?, for Gura?
We should try to secure that future for the future chumbuds even if they do not really count as that due to Gura not existing at that time anymore.

>>4301390
well i mean, if it's like muppets maybe it could work, vtuber teaching alphabets and shit.
oh fuck Blues Clues is basically what it is

>>4303724
That's pretty cute anon

>>4303901
IF I have kids I'm introducing them to Uto so they can learn basic Japanese through her preschool lessons

>>4303724
>recently his FB has been a stream of Ina reposts from twitter
Atleast its Ina, imagine if he got into fucking Haachama or Matsuri.

>>4303956
I'm quite happy he's obsessed with a cute korean artist and her drawings rather than fortnite or capeshit.

>>4303988
Based concerned brother anon.

>>4303988
Absolutely based caring cousin anon

>>4303073
Nice work catching this cringlord in the act. People posting like this in streams should be necked by their moms in their basements.
Based poster.

>>4301596
underrated post

Gura has a big opportunity here. Imagine if she transitions into doing Blue's Clues style content.

>>4304151
she should play barbie horse derby

>>4300636
>have a family
>live a fulfilling life
pick one

>>4302373

I want you to stop listening to the retards in this thread and forget it. Go play and bond with your little brother instead.

>>4302373
Don't listen to them anon

>>4302629
Most men in the 30s/40s don’t watch streamers, much less vtubers

>>4302373
It has to be done anon...it has to be...

>>4302078
>Gura is blackpilling youth with her nihilism talks

>>4300571
Read this fucking thread and tell me we are not bronies 2.0

>>4304848
Wrong
T. Born in '74

>>4304848
Anon i'm old enough to be your father by a fair distance

>>4300711
>few years

>>4301390
I thought watame was going foward with this route

>>4305332
She certainly has the image for it.

>FUCK THEM KEEEEEEEEEEEDS

>>4300711
Is this an edit?
The fuck's going on with Gura's face?
and those ears are floating.

>>4302825
I'll make her a mother.

>things Cover should do

>>4303140
>HOOCHA
*Slits your throat*

>>4302754
pekora is a literal kindergarten teacher
she's trained to manage manchildren

>>4300636
>zoomers
>mental wellness, reproduction and fulfilling existence
HAH

>>4300621
>cartoon character
You must go back

>>4302565
unironically true

>>4305454
This was made right after the EN outfit reveals. Gura's is fucked up because her actual new model has infamous rigging, so that her face looks flat and her ears look like they're floating.

>>4300571

fuck the children
t. gooruh

>>4306558
that's pretty meta

>>4306581
uu-uuoohh?

>>4302373
Subscribe him to Smarter Everyday and Veritasium.

>>4302953
And they will live an empty life of exploiting depressed incels just like Gura.

Cant wait for the Lego sets and Littlest pets shop unboxings!

>>4308547
Legos are the shit so yeah bring it on

>>4308547
>>4309108
legos are fucking dope
do they even make the programmable sets anymore?

>>4301005
Unironic kino.
At least they'll have something decent in their childhoods.

>>4309273
They make huge ass excavators which I've been tempted to buy, 7k pieces upwards with several motors

>>4305048
You've just realized that now?

My younger sister is really into HoloEN and especially Mori. We watched the outfit reveals together.

>>4303073
I wonder that that guy looks like.

>>4312014
5'6" and fat

>>4312054
I'll have you know I'm 5'4

Little girls with Gura's personality because they watch her too much

UUUUUUOOOOHHH

>>4300636
Based

>>4300898
Half of this website grew up watching beheading videos and Mario getting high on youtube and Newgrounds. That kid will be fine.

>>4300898
True.

>>4312168

>>4303724
Of all the ones a kid could watch, Ina is probably the best one

>>4312688
This, best sleeping aid.

>>4312688
>children telling dad jokes

>>4301390
In Japan, some of elementary kids are already watching vtuber. For them that is the same as watching normal human tuber or watching anime.

>>4312688
I feel like I could use Ina streams as a bedtime story. I already fall asleep to some vtubers.

>>4306874
>meta
there was hundreds of threads about it for like a week

I bet you fuckers would watch a Vtuber for kids, Hell you'd probably spam her on twitter too

GURA UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>4317588
Hey, at long as it cute and funny

>>4323055
>Cute and Cunny

ftfy

>>4314134
Some kid is probably using Gura to learn English. He’s gonna go through life sounding like an existential southern girl

>>4301390
Way ahead of you pal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeDXk9OJ6bw

>>4301005
Don't pretend you've never seen Team Rocket porn. Don't you dare.

>>4327716
Muh dicc

Would you rather people in their mid 50's watch Gura?

>>4331467
Putang ina mo

>>4331507
your SEAnig is showing, I assume this malaysian man baited your niggerness

God forbid your brother starts to like girls OP

>>4301418

>>4334989
>nursing ASMR (breastfeeding, diaper change, baby oil massage) collab with Noel and Lulu

>>4338766
You act like the audience for that wouldn't be 95% adult men.

>>4306581
t. Gawr Gura

>>4300636
balme your parents anon don't give him acces to phone and youtube this early

>>4300750
His dad got a new wife after the last one spoiled like week old milk.