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>> No.42905681
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>>42905096
You wouldn't shag this elderly ewe, right?

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How could you let the other thread die?

>> No.42906179

>>42905096
Watame... easy on the chips

>> No.42906388

>>42905931
I woke up at 9:30.

>> No.42906818

>>42905931
I went to sleep at 7am and woke up at 1pm

>> No.42907074
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>>42905681
This elderly woman deserves love

>> No.42907603
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My wife preparing my gf for me

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This dog certainly loves her power washing game

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>> No.42908954

>>42905096
>Hololive dairy when
>One bottle of your oshi’s milk sold with every full set signature goods order
>Memberships get it monthly, with higher members getting better perks like personalized member’s only ASMR milking streams, Tier 3 members drink straight from the tap
>Girls are ranked on how much milk they make per month and how good their milk is
>Tours of the facility are available upon request, unmembered anons must stay 3 feet away from the girls while they’re being milked, special promotional items available in the nearby giftshop

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Confess

>> No.42910606

>>42906179
That's OK, she's eating for however many babies sheep have at the same time.

>1-3 lambs annually gestation time 5 months
why did God curse me with a pregnancy fetish

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>>42910606
>pregnancy fetish
you mean being a total normal human been

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>>42910173
My oshi isn't actually a hag.

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>>42910769
Repent

>> No.42911011

>>42910885
No. I like Fauna. But I really do wish a quality EN hag existed so I wouldn't be forced to be a clipnig.
>do my reps
Skill issue. I can't even learn Spanish despite being 75% Latino.

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>>42910606
>pregnancy fetish
Same, knowing that canines have an average of 6-8 pups makes me hard imagining Koyori or Mio with a full preggo tummy
Started out with a lactation fetish and pregnancy was just a natural add on to that

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stop liking female predators

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>>42911107
What's the point of going out with a women if she won't rape you every time she feels like

>> No.42911206

>>42911011
Ina will be a hag in 7 months or so
Mint Castella is a good EN hag as well

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>>42910173
I masturbate thinking about hags on the regular

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>>42910173
i miss polka already

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>>42911167
ain't that the truth

>> No.42911731

>>42910769
Same. My oshi in Hololive is basically the complete opposite of a hag.

>> No.42911820

>>42911731
So Bae or La+?

>> No.42911875

>>42910769
Same
My oshi is a cake but is around so many hags she might as well be one

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>>42911875
Fatto catto?

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>>42911077
>preggo HoloX hags

>> No.42913466

>>42911514
I miss ane naru mono. I just hope pochi is happier and healthier these days.

>> No.42913595

>>42911820
Nene

>> No.42913610

>>42913466
I remember an Anime project of it was announced but we didnt get any mention of it anymore

>> No.42913876

>>42912047
Yeah
Her ASMR is godly and I have a pretty big voice fetish, when she turns into a hag it’ll be amazing
If anyone is into feeling like a hag is snuggling around you while she gives you a handjob, Shiho Bubaigawara does lots of hag situation audio if you want something other than chuubas once in a while
There’s one where the cover art is from Kawaisaw and basically looks like a milf Fubuki

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Hey Takodachis, show us any clip where we can see Ina's haggy attitude or personality.
The Hag Councel has to decide the status of this hag apprentice

>> No.42914238

>>42914127
>Hag Council
Sana will be a hag the same month as Ina too

>> No.42914263

>>42914238
>Anon is seeing ghosts again

>> No.42915051

https://www.twitch.tv/stalkeralker
Come say happy birthday to a hag.

>> No.42915488
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>>42910644

>> No.42915625

>>42910173
I just want my hag to fill my heart with happiness and enjoy the experience of being hugged without freaking out on being touched and thinking she's made me dirty.
And I want a genuine, platonic friendship with her even if I have difficulty feeling love for her.

>> No.42915829

>>42915625
There’s a hag for everyone out there, Polka’s ideal person is basically “someone who can match the love in her heart”

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>>42915829
>her standards are low enough that even I can fulfill them
POLLOVE!

>> No.42916412

>>42915829
While Polka isn't my hag, I wouldn't mind spending time with her if it meant I could hear her blessed laughter. Its one of the many things I like about her next to her exotic purple eyes.

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>>42916412

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>> No.42917958

>>42914127
Just watch streams.
She's very relaxed.

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I just want my hawk to love me... I love her so much that I started liking pink since I met her. Too bad she's too professional and carrer oriented and I don't have a twin
>why even live?

>> No.42918759

>>42918667
She also dyes her hair grey irl and looks like a total grandma
Also green kimono

>> No.42919066

>>42918759
>looks like a total grandma
That's a strange way to spell "hottie"! Those eyes... Are out of this world!

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Mio on the telly!

>> No.42920873

>>42920774
Wait. How the fuck did you get her in there?!

>> No.42921087

>>42920774
free her

>> No.42921266
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Dreessing as HG students and doing cringy teenager stuff with Shishiron!

>> No.42921477

>>42921087
No, she's mine now

>> No.42921670
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>>42921087
Sure
Oh shit we went full 3d

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https://files.catbox.moe/6cio54.mp4

>> No.42922795

>>42922663
The hag that everyone wants to impregnate

>> No.42923615

>>42922663
Hot! But I like mating pressing or doggy my hags

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Cuervo, mi buen amigo

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>> No.42928318

>>42923615
I like eating out my hags

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>>42928318

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>>42930157

>> No.42934025

>>42930157
>>42933679
Pubes so thick they act like panties
Self-censorship

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>>42933679
is it bushy hours?

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>>42934026
No muff too tuff we dine at 5

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>>42934834
>No muff too tuff we dine at 5
what the fuck does that mean

>> No.42936667

>>42936028
80’s/90’s thing that used to be all on all sorts of novelty t shirts with a Muff Diver’s Club logo
Means all pussy is good enough to eat

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>>42936667
I see

>> No.42936806

>>42934026
はい、陰毛時間です

>> No.42937140

>>42921670
Hot

>> No.42937279

It should be illegal for hags to have a hairless pussy

>> No.42938133
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Botan and Watame are going to cook on stream and with a Camera
https://twitter.com/shishirobotan/status/1624970141116301312

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>>42910769
My isn't a hag, or cake, but I'll wait

>> No.42943764

>>42942763
It’s only a matter of time before Hachaama becomes Hagchaama

>> No.42944615

>>42934026
I need nsfw version of this

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>> No.42947501

Needs more hairy hags

>> No.42948858
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>>42947501
Does this count?

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>> No.42951951

>>42948858
Would.

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>>42952005

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>> No.42953949

>>42910173
one time marine talked about a time she got a spanking growing up and ever since then I think about how hot it is that most hags are into that kind of play since they most likely got thier ass beat growing up

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>>42952005

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>> No.42957695

>>42933679
I wish Fubuki was as bushy as what Mio is.

>> No.42958399

WOOOOOOOOOOOO BOTAN'S HAG HANDS UWOAAAAAAAAAGH FINALLY LET'S FUCKING GO LET'S FUCKING FAP TO THESE HAG HANDS

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>>42905096

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i just want to be hugged by a hag...

>> No.42961441

Thank to You bastards I can't even look at cakes anymore. They feel like they might as well be 12 years old at this point.
I just want to feel a hag's heart with my love and teach her that it's never too late to find someone that cares for you.
I hate You all!

>> No.42961509

>>42961441 (me)
Fill... I meant fill!

>> No.42962459

>>42961441
Cakes are basically my limit now
My oshi’s a cake and I find her alright but she’s not annoying at all compared to the barely 20 year olds at my work, total braindead zoomer girls

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>>42905096
Has there ever been a source for this Watame pic? I've always seen it floating around, yet never caught the initial artist that posted it.
Have the sexiest Polka pic I've got in return:

>> No.42963323

>>42962530
>>42763809
Somebody asked the same question here

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>>42961441

>> No.42965014

>>42962530
It's the same artist that did that Polka. Its on their pixiv

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>>42963323
>>42965014
Perfect, thanks fellas

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You may not like it but this is what the ideal hag body looks like
Saggy tits, chubby belly and a bush so thick you can floss your teeth with it

>> No.42968441

>>42967999
>says bush but no bush
anon you can do better than this :/

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>> No.42969752

>>42969153
Training to become the ultimate hag

>> No.42969826

>>42969153
getting pregnant makes you more mature.

>> No.42969848

>>42969752
She's in the most Hag and nepotism generation. They're all very close
They're grooming her to be the ultimate hag

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Guys I think I found my oshi
I just cant stop listening to the voice of this cinnamon roll what do I do

>> No.42971061

>>42970744
Commission art of her barefoot and pregnant

>> No.42971385

>>42970744
For real though, glad people are finding and appreciating her. Her, Sors and RBC deserve more love.

>> No.42971387

>>42970744
Support her and her roommate's music.

>> No.42971578

>>42971387
Who's the roommate?

>> No.42971746

>>42971387
I already do
>>42971578
since this kind of gets talked about in /vsinger all the time its nayuta (though I am surprised the almighty algorithm hasn't already pitched her to you if you watch AZKi regularly)

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AZKi love

>> No.42971996

>>42969826
Mature in body but not nessecarily in mind
There’s lots of shitty moms out there

>> No.42973637

Haglove

>> No.42973677

>>42971996
Are you implying Okayu would be a bad mother?

>> No.42973944

>>42973677
No she’d be a wonderful mom
Just girls like Choco wouldn’t be a good mom because of her attitude

>> No.42974493

>>42971385
>Her, Sors and RBC deserve more love.
Gen0 unfortunately had a monster like Miko in the team, there was no way these girls were not going to be left behind. Though I agree that they deserve more love for sure!

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Post hags with chocolate

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>>42976661

>> No.42978423

I like hags

>> No.42978775
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>>42978423
Questionable decision making.

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>>42978423
That's kinda weird, anon

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>>42976661

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Valentine's day? No, we don't do that around her. Especially with hags.

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>>42979712
I see this as an absolute win

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>>42979757
AI Mio is cute

>> No.42979822

>>42979712
My bed is king size though, You'll be fine Mio!

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>> No.42980010

>>42979812
Should Mio be playing soccer while pregnant?

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>>42979989

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>> No.42980154

>>42980050
>>42980109
Sounds like a fun time!

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Miosha is a /ringo/ poster

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>> No.42980260

>>42905096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riczf9xOlNQ

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Doog

>> No.42980341
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>>42980289

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>>42980341
pomf isn't working for me

>> No.42980441
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>>42980289
>>42980341
Kek

>> No.42980448
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>>42979712
What a shame, guess I'll just have to use Mio's fat body as a pillow.

>> No.42980466

>>42971061
Also with unshaved pussy and armpits, thanks.

>> No.42980488
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POV : You're about to be raped for 10 hours

>> No.42980752

>>42980488
>raped
I want at least six kids, you can't rape somebody this willing

>> No.42980959

>>42980431
somebody has to save her, please

>> No.42981089

>>42980431
That's why You idiots won't get her pregnant. You need to be gentle.

>> No.42981462

>>42980231
How can you love your hag if you don’t drink her piss? Plus if it tastes sweet its a sign she has diabetes
You drink her squirt though and thats just clear pee

>> No.42981663
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42981663

>>42981462
>Hey honey, with my friends we made you some drinks, drink 'em!

>> No.42981717
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42981717

>>42980065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE_0S25pPGU

>> No.42981763

>>42981663
I like that Lamy is the only one with a fancy glass

>> No.42982102

>>42981717
Damn that's good. Do you have any eurobeat about older ladies?

>> No.42982368

>>42982102
Unfortunately, can't remember any speciffic ones.
But when i heard this one, I immediately thought about Miosha, in her Queen of Hearts style.

>> No.42982794
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42982794

Hyper realistic hag art

>> No.42982797

>>42914127
Hag enjoying tako here.
Ina is very much approaching hag status at a rapid pace. She isn't fully hag-ified like Mio yet, but she is very cute. I don't really have any clips for it, but she just feels like it.
>really comfy streams that feel like home
>costantly makes granny ina jokes and jokes about her age
>talks about her close family a lot (you want to marry her and give her more family)
>talks about getting a cat constantly (red flag, needs hag impregnation now before it becomes like Mio)
>Lovingly talks about her extended family and cousins who have gotten kids
>very responsible with regards to work, not like the rest of the ENs who feel more immature
>still cute and energetic, but with the energy of a mature woman
>absolutely adorable laugh
But:
>completely incomptent hikki
>needs to be tardwrangled to even survive
>Just moved out of her parents house for the first time, can barely cook
>very unhealthy
>needs to be saved (by me)

>> No.42982946

>>42982794
Not gonna lie that’s kinda cute
Would snuggle

>> No.42982960

>>42982797
This post remind me that sooner or later we'll get Takos posting here. I shudder

>> No.42982986

>>42982797
>can barely cook
Does she like it though? Women who don't know how to cook arent bad at all because It just mean that now both of you have something to do together (Teaching her how to cook or learning) but if she hates cooking then Owari da!

>> No.42983205

>>42982986
She likes to eat and to cook, she always eats at the start of the stream which is really cute. But she barely has time to eat properly, to the point where her doctor has pointed it out, and also eats a lot of shitty food, like cup noodles. I just want to marry her and cook for her so that she can be as healthy ans happy and she can be. I think she would be kindoff embarassed to have a nearly 10 years younger man cook for her, but I wouldn't mind. God I love this dope.

>> No.42984189

>>42982960
You think that’s bad? Next year we’ll get Nousagis since Pekora will be a hag then

>> No.42984279

>>42982797
The solution for those cons - repeated pregnancy

I volunteer

>> No.42984300

>>42984189
I'll off myself from this bread before that happens. In the meantime I'll enjoy the time we spent together

>> No.42984453

>>42979712
It’s ok, I don’t mind
https://files.catbox.moe/kh73uo.jpeg

>> No.42984559

>>42984189
>>42984300
Yeah no, I'm quitting it when Subaru turns 30.

>> No.42984584

>>42984453
Is her leg okay?

>> No.42984647

>>42984584
I thought the same thing. At first I thought it was a horse, then the blanket, now I think it's the AI that merged the pillow and the hoodie or something...

>> No.42984935

>>42910173
I want to lock genitals with her for 24 hours

>> No.42984942

>>42984559
Sorry to say she’ll be a hag in 5 months
Only a day after Lulu actually

>> No.42985012

>>42984647
The artist tried to make the leg covered on the blanket but fucked it up in the proccess. This is what I'm gonna show """artists""" when they say AI can't make art

>> No.42985020
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guess who will be a hag in only three months?

>> No.42985054
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>>42980441
I have such a hankering to eat pussy, and yet no girlfriend. I suffer.

>> No.42985070

>>42984942
>>42984559
>>42984189
I really don't think subatomos and nousagis will post here. I hope
>>42985020
new chuuba? when's her debut?

>> No.42985149

>>42985020
Note that 30 is just part of the requirements. A chuuba who is 30 can be in this thread, but we do not necessarily grant her the rank of hag.

>> No.42985192

>>42985020
Warabeda Meiji too
Both the chuubas turning into hags the soonest have graduated already
Plus side is Warabeda will now be a lolibaba

>> No.42985264

>>42985149
Yeah, I agree. She will always be a sweet baby.

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>>42984559
>>42985070
>He doesn’t want the Hag Police knocking on his door

>> No.42985593
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>>42985149
Debatable.

>> No.42985723

>>42985149
Can’t wait to see what happens when Gura turns 30
/uoh/ will reject her for being too old and /hag/ will reject her for not being motherly enough
Though we have quite a few years away for that

>> No.42985833

>>42985723
I see this as an absolute win. I don't want cancer here

>> No.42985869
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>>42985593
One schizo spam doesn't make the requirements debatable
>>42985723
>Gura
>Still streaming in the future
Also since /uoh/ has Matsuri in their pastebin, I believe they call loli to anything (Matsuri doesn't act like a loli and her model is a HG student)

>> No.42986299

>>42985593
Nina is definitely a hag at this point. Suspicion against her has been tabled by virtue of her being the only Ethyria member who isn’t a rotten bitch. A womanchild wouldn’t be nearly as professional.

>> No.42986545
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42986545

flip hag

>> No.42986570

>>42985723
But what if Gura becomes super motherly by the time she reaches thirty? Then again that's so far down the line that I don't think Hololive will be around.

>> No.42987052

>>42986570
Yeah
By the time Laplus becomes a hag, Mio and Korone will be approaching 50

>> No.42987436

>>42986545
The things I'd do to this tiny little filipino hag, good god... So much fucking cuddling and hair stroking.

>> No.42987979

>>42986545
Imagine manhandling her tiny body. I read that Filipinos and indonesians are the most tiny women in the world

>> No.42988236

>>42987979
Even an average white man could rip a filipino woman in half just by shaking her a little bit too much

>> No.42988287
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>>42987052
>approaching 50
My dick

>> No.42988388

>>42988287
That's only a few years away from menopause...and no risk

>> No.42988477

>>42988388
>No risk
B-But I want kids!

>> No.42988950
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>>42985376
I just don't find Subaru interesting or attractive.
>>42985593
Sex!

>> No.42989389

>>42987979
That’s true, my boss is filipino and she’s like 5’0” 90lbs
She has no volume control tho and can be heard across our cubicles, almost had to excuse myself to the bathroom when she was talking to her supervisor about how she had high milk yield after her recent pregnancy
She’s a hag too but looks like 25

>> No.42989977

>>42988388
Not entirely
The record for the oldest live birth was a 65 year old but her eggs were frozen beforehand and implanted back in

>> No.42990180

>>42987436
>>42987979
https://youtube.com/watch?v=k8K_PWE_RqQ
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bo-nCfME9Dg

>> No.42990827
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>>42989389
You should've asked for some to get ez gains.

>> No.42991180

>>42990827
She had her kid years ago, way before I got hired
Though we had to put up a Mother’s Room in our center a week ago for a hag med provider that came back from maternity leave
Found her milk fridge hanging out near our staff one cause I almost put my lunch in it
Tried so hard to not get erect

>> No.42991288

>>42980488
Not that I'm complaining or anything but what happens when I try and fight back?

>> No.42991290

>>42991180
Almost came in my pants one day when she clocked in after me and had to excuse herself cause she had to pump

>> No.42991600

>>42991288
Your resistance only makes her nipples harder

>> No.42991951
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>>42991290
>>42991180
>>42989389
It's time for you to make history

>> No.42992535

>>42991951
May take a look again next week as I work near that department only once a week
I’m the first one in that day so I’ll update if I find any white gold
She’s a hag too so it’s even better

>> No.42992756
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>>42992535
>Anon is gonna do it

>> No.42993354

>>42991600
Does it also make her more sexually aggressive? because I could see myself being overpowered very easily if that were the case. I'm just not physically strong enough to overpower a horny hag wolf who needs my cum in order to live and to finally become a mother. I just don't have it in me.
Would be really hot to be utterly dominated in bed against my consent though. Would probably pass out after the first orgasm.

>> No.42993762

>>42992535
Based Blizzard employee.

>> No.42993964
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42993964

All women should be 30-40 year old hags with a bit of chub, hairy pussies and pits, and enormous sagging milky tits. This is the way. All else is heresy.
Amen.

>> No.42994227

>>42990180
Hot or sexy isn't really the word I'd use myself, but I do find her accent very endearing and warm.

>> No.42994348
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>>42993964
Now what would give you a silly notion like that?

>> No.42994394

>>42990180
>Second clip
>Do you think philipino moms are atractive?
YES. I. DO

>> No.42995044

>>42993964
Bonus points if she’s got big dark nipples too
https://litter.catbox.moe/i2usqm.jpeg
https://litter.catbox.moe/gh1ui6.png

>> No.42995672

>>42979643
TAIGAAAAAAA LET ME FUCK YOUR MOM AAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.42995729

I want to shave and trim Watame while she goes BAAAAaaAAaa~~

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>> No.43004139

>>43002395
How big would Botan's dick be

>> No.43005307

>>43004139
>lion
Very small, but bigger than Okayu's. Evolution kind of fucked felids over, but at least cats have dicks, unlike most birds.

>> No.43005310
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>>42993964
AMEN

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>>42993964
Absolutely

>> No.43006374

>>43004139
Botan's penis:
8", uncircumcised, as thick as a beer bottle. It's so long that when she squats close to the ground, her dick hits the ground. She's usually soft, but if she gets turned on, watch out! She's not going to stop using you until she's completely satisfied.

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>No buttons Valentines stream
It's over

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>>43009866
Sorry buddy but she is going out with me

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>> No.43019485
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tanned hags?

>> No.43020290

>>43019485
Something that I didn't know I needed.

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>>43020290

>> No.43021870
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>> No.43024771
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>> No.43025514
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Never forget.

>> No.43026247
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>>43009866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCUyE3Nymvs

>> No.43027376
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Koyori is not a hag

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>>43027376

>> No.43028376

>>43027980
>only hags can get pregnante
This is evidence against your claim. If she was a true hag she would have trouble getting pregnant

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>> No.43029700

>>43027980
More pics of instapreg shocked Holos pls

>> No.43031143
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>> No.43032632

HAG SEX

>> No.43032912
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>>43032632
So true oomfie

>> No.43032987
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>>43032632
Hag sex?

>> No.43033932
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>> No.43034294

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8DrUubFFCQ

Mostly hag lover friendly stream

>> No.43034677

>>43034294
Not a drill, hag stuff is happening!

>> No.43035835
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>> No.43037084

>>43019485
Gotta remove every piece of clothing to make sure she gets a nice even tan all around

>> No.43039400

First their eggs, now their threads. These hags can't catch a break.

>> No.43040833
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>>43039400
I love my indie hag

>> No.43041362

>>43034294
My hag is not on... Sorry, will watch the VOD

>> No.43043543

>>42905096
hot

>> No.43046145

>>43026247
Good thing she's in the shower, that'll make it easier to clean her up once I'm done with her.

>> No.43050198

>>42905681
nice butt

>> No.43051531
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>> No.43052701

>>43050198
Thanks! I love butts in big panties.

>> No.43053460
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>>43052701

>> No.43054764
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>>43053460
Cute mayodog!

>> No.43057111

>>43053460
If she's expecting me to not dig into that perfectly lickable butt when she's so shamelessly presenting herself then she's about to get a warm surprise.

>> No.43057707

>>43057111
I believe she's always expecting it. In fact, she's inviting You

>> No.43058789

>>43053460
Panties like this are sexier than thongs

>> No.43060104
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>>43052701
>>43058789

>> No.43060673
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>>43060104
Itadakimasu!

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>> No.43070129

>>43066982
Sex the dog.

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>> No.43073892

>>42963428
tasteful

>> No.43074306

>>43060673
I never did, Senchou. You are the only one that keeps telling herself that!

>> No.43076671
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Consider this: sexual relations with older women

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>>43076671
You're in the wrong place anon.
Nobody here needs convincing

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>>43079703
Papa did an amazing job as always.
God I love my hawk

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>Millie wants 700 kids
Would you be able to keep up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSYBgruvHRk

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>>43105710
I don't think there is enough time to make that many with just the two of us

>> No.43108697

>>43105710
I wouldn't stop until my dick stopped working.

>> No.43109151

>>43105710
I'd sure as hell try.

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>> No.43111902

>>42969153
her voice was better two years ago though

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>>43107900
Maybe It's a subtle way of saying that you should get a harem

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>>43113686
That would still be hard work which I will happily attempt

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>> No.43123167

Bump

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We had a good run!

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>> No.43123787

mamu

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