/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

cat sex

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE LIA

[Uruka News]
She hasn't heard of steve mcqueen

>>42816272
who is that? are they related to lightning?

the more I think about it, the more I realize that anon was right and the airplane food tweet completely reveals which parts of Lumi are keyfabe and which parts are real. I think I'm starting to understand the inner workings of her fucked up woman brain

>”welcome to McDonalds!”
>”w-what!?!”
>”you’re ordering for me!?!?”
>”okay then w-what will I be having?”

Lumi status?

Skinny!
Neurotic!
Tomboyish!
Geeky!
Hag!
Obsessive!
Suicidal!
Potterhead!
Sleep deprived!
Never parties!
Self loathing!
No appeal!

>>42816431
Trust levels at capacity. She's got them all.

>>42816379
Qrd on the tweet?

>>42816221
very cat, much sex

Roughly molesting Lumi's fat tits while she's busy playing Harry Potter so she won't do anything about it!

Between remilia, shiina and hime whos the most rapeable?, i need a new oshi

>>42816930
Probably Hime, but she'd enjoy it.

I have a confession
Back when Lia has her first collab with kkcyber I started watching the people she streamed with.
Eventually I realized I was spending more time watching them than Lia.
I think I’m a “seeder” or something now...
I also watch Rurumi a lot and used to watch Maple

>>42816514
she's poor

>>42816514
see
>>42809996

>>42816514
anon is autistic

>>42816952
Does she like to be tied up and fucked?

What is sex with Hime like?

>>42817302
Pain

>>42817302
She strikes me as the type that will try everything once but you would be hard pressed to convince her to do anything other than BDSM or rape play after that one try.

>>42817157
>I like something and am exited to eat it
>I generally get exited over trash food like lunchables
Yeah, this must surely mean that she never ate airline food before. You are being really stupid while thinking you're smart and I don't like that.

>>42817302
Rough

>>42817302
she's secretly super lovey-dovey and wants you hold her hands and kiss her a lot during sex and then cuddle with her after

>wake up
>Pippa has been erased from the internet
not like this...

>>42817157
>>42809996
>person expresses passing excitement over something 6 months ago
>joyless manlet proceeds to twist it into a grand work of multi-paragraph character assassination
People in CCP concentration camps probably experience brighter moments of happiness than the common anti.

>>42817302
sweaty and sloppy

>>42817386
Thats why rape play is so fun, you dont need to convince them because they have no choice

just woke up what fun streams did i miss?

>>42818059
All talents were graduated for not selling enough coffee. Go away.

>>42818059
Lia offered her chat large sums of money to fuck their parents.

Well Pippa chewed the 3 course dinner gum, and swelled up like a blueberry. Don’t worry, they juiced her before anything worse could happen.

>>42818059
Pippa hates Lumi.

>>42818140 (me)
Meant for>>42818059
my bad.

>>42817509
I wonder if Lumi or Pippa would like my uncle's trashcore recipe.
It's basically baloney smoked then breaded then deep fried and served with hotdog condiments in a hamburger bun
Yes he used to have a opiate problem thanks for asking

Phase friend Marimari is currently breaking tos in spore.

>>42816348
who is that? are they related to mejiro?

>>42818381
I loved Spore so goddamn much when it released. It breaks my heart that nothing even similar to it was ever made after it. And that Spore itself wasn't truly finished either.

What is sex with Lia like?

>>42818518
Should’ve had a sea creature stage desu.

>>42818591
Lia is not for sexuals.
Rurumi on the other hand is made for ugly bastards.

>>42818591
>All it ever is with you is sex sex sex. How come you never want to talk about Dottore anymore? Also the Thresh costume I ordered for you came in the mail. Wear it at dinner or I'm cutting off your balls tonight you fucking retard.

>>42818591
You have to keep jingling keys in front of her face to keep her interested and then she’ll probably stab you once you’re done

I think Lum SUCKS

>>42818766
Isn't that whole show an elaborate metaphor for ignoring real women for waifu culture before waifus even existed?

>>42818059
Pippa's holocure stream got really spicy towards the end to the point she got live bonked by management.

i wish she'd suck me off

>>42818930
what did she do?

>>42818942
The choices range from pleasurable to instant STD.

>>42818851
tabun maybe, I don't read much into it

>>42818974
The vod’s still up, go watch it yourself

Pippa gets trolled

>>42819078
>Pippa when you forget the names of her plushies

>Hime gets goth'd

>>42816188
Artist?

>>42818851
That interpretation really doesn't hold that well for the reason you pointed out. If anything, it could have been about gaijins, as usual, but I wouldn't read too much into it. Different times.

>>42819236
You're probably right modern interpretations of older media gets a bit sticky.

I like Lia!

Pippa love~!

>>42819078
Pippa when you take away the sugar.

>>42820145
I like when she gets really close and you can see that she does in fact have a nose

What color panties does Pippa wear irl

Hello, yes, liaschizo here. Really outstanding service from Lia leading up to her trip next week. The zoom zoom little sister scene really reached critical mass with a convergence of multiple company talents helping play into the conceptualization of a mind's eye Phase House. Lia giving the full scoop on her very specific tiktok and trash TV takes followed by some really over the top shoulder socking tongue out tease with the hypothetical gross out polling. Perfect energy throughout with the as to be expected of our Malware interweaving of subtle trauma and prochat engagement to fuel her tangents. The mood was perfectly carried over into a Pippa fangirl gaming stream but not before Lia turns into the lack of an end screen with a cheeky little perfectly cut opinion at the end. Imagining the self satisfied giggle as she shuts off stream and loudly proclaims she is going to enjoy Puss in Boots is the triumphant sounding of the imouto horn of a task well done. Letting the mind drift to Lia running off to watch her movie in one room while Pippa loudly toots and bangs out Holocure in another has BIG little sister energy with a nicely tuned in Uruka recital ending the evening. Starting the day off with Tenma's unarchived karaoke really was a powerful step forward and helped set the company wide orchestrated tone of this purely conceptual Phase House experience as the moods of the streams mingled and played off of one another. Back to solely focus on Lia we get her usual robust repertoire of talents with the cute valley inflected tell offs really driving home the effortlessly playful energy she is constantly radiating. It's from this position of confidence that she begins to play into her more engaging hooks, the skinned knee stumbling of awkward moments or not quite connecting material enhanced and effortlessly integrated into the swelling mood of imouto quality time. I waited too long today to schizo on all the fine delicate details reaching back to earlier streams and experiences. I'm still stuck in some of the more subtle, personal digs that Lia so easily slips into her commentary, the nuanced delivery of the veiled insult and her uncharacteristic commitment to the casual in the know degradation really help to add a layer of engagement to the attentive viewer and it's these kind of dynamic evolving chat interactions that she integrates into her commentary that really elevates the interactive capacity of her performance. Lia is, as expected, expertly equipped to create these motivational moments applying subtle psychological pressures through her vectors of engagement selecting individually weak comments or flattening her affect as simple testament to the inability of having anywhere to play off of the chat generated content. I'll reflect more on the contextual meaning behind the content but these past three streams I've been unable to tear myself away from the hyper fixation on the raw technical prowess of the way she goes about her work. One of the topics that was brought up in an earlier thread and almost slipped my mind for this post was the way that Lia goes about crafting VoD take downs. Lia's 48hr Donothon continues to be a revelatory master class in the structure and toolset of Lia's performance with the lead in and closing streams being expertly planted with copystrike bombs to self destruct the evidence in the wake of her carefully measured yabs. In the same way Lia develops the foundational process of a stream around a self destructing copyright claim allowing her to push the content and engagement Live knowing full well that there is plausible deniability attached to a third party takedown request creating distance between herself and her riled up yabai engagements. I really can't wait to see this Sunday how her performance will be composed and to what extent, if any, it will revisit the masterful shock collar inversion emotional torture test constructed in the final stretch of her 48hr donothon. Thank you for continuing to pour all of the effort you do into crafting such fun and engaging performance Lia! I like Lia!

>>42820450
I like when she gets really close and you can smell the rotten flesh on her breath.

>>42820590
>panties

>>42820590
N/A

>>42820590
Thanks anon I needed something to think about while working on model kits.

>>42820590
None and a brown skidmark on her racer chair.

YES PIPPANTS
YES PIPPANTIES

>>42820730

>>42820730
Begone!

>>42820590
>he doesn’t know

I hope the current drama and hiatus arcs blow over so Pippa can enjoy things again.
Good night pcg.

>>42820590
iirc during the Shiina yubicraft collab Pippa said she doesn't wear panties because she is lazy.

>>42820871
G night bro.

Sooner or later things have to finish burning. Shark comes back this week maybe shell stick around this time.

i want to do sex with uruka but i don't know what sex is.

>>42820925
>this week
Shark’s back in 13 hours.

>>42820590
Pipanties?

>greed good

>>42821189
>pippanties
>no pipbra

>>42821194
THE HOLY POTATO BOOOOMB.

>>42820590
Naked from the waist down with thigh high socks. To frame and emphasise her absolute lack of pippanties.

>>42820590
pampers

>>42820590
A mix of gray, brown and yellow

Pippa Sleepy spa day when?

Did the Lia stream get archived? Looked a few threads back but didn't see anything, maybe I'm blind.

>>42821672
Nevermind found it.
Lia streams really are like 50/50 if they stay up or not

God I love you Remilia! You are the reason I haven’t killed myself. I hope my crazy ramblings make you laugh

>>42821377
He seriously believes it

What if Lisa challenged Pippa to a boxing match?

>>42822692
Sleep tight anon

>>42822692
>rape

>>42816449
My perfect tard wife

>>42822692
Where is there little to no Pippa porn?

>>42822725
Lisa would accidentally snap that fragile twig.

>>42822692
Slut pretending to be asleep so she can be raped.

>>42822916
does she like rape

>>42817302
Case of pretending to be into edgy non con stuff but sweet innocent underneath it all

hwere;s the archive of hime building plamo?

Hime pussy waxing stream when?

hime pussymaxxing stream when?

>>42822725
Pippa would accidentally snap that fragile twig.

>>42817621
hi hime

>>42823759
rrat

>>42822725
Lisa takes a dive in the third and they split the winnings.

https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
Michiru zatsu(?)

>>42822916
Can you even call that rape?

>>42818518
I loved spore so much as a kid too. I should do another run.

sex with pippa would be very awkward

i want to hold and cuddle wemi...

What is sex with Tenma like?

Shiina in a ballet outfit.

I just realized that Pippa can't enjoy Phase Connect like we do, instead she is more or less forced to watch random indies or big corpo slop for vtuber entertainment and that's awfully sad.

>>42824996
I wonder if she trims her pubes or has a big ol bush?

I just want to make her happy

https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka/status/1624404540421451778
>IM KINDA SCARED TO SLEEP NGL
What's going on?

>>42825248
she hasn't trimmed since grade school

>>42825323
it's trash day and uruga might get collected if she doesn't fight the trashmen off

>>42817621
Anon don't play with my heart like this.

>>42822396
Literally doxed herself because using a second clean browser with none of your info is too hard

>>42825553
me on the left

>>42823378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iczUjKK630

>>42825553
me on the slide

Did Lia abandon GFE? Is that true?

When's the collab?

>>42825553
Dont care what she looks like i love her giraffe neck having ass anyway

>>42825764
kys

>>42825836
Pippa doesn't want to collab with normies.

>>42826005
How new?

I want Michiru to break down all the doors and chests in my house...

>>42826030
Show one clip where Mori Calliope isn't a normie.

>>42826078
I repeat, how fucking new?

>>42826117
Do you need lessons in understanding basic English?

>>42826145
You must rally new if you don't know Pippa and Mori have been publicly tweeting at each other and that Pippa really likes her. . .

>>42826240
>tweets is the same as collabs
Really fucking rich for this level of dumbfuckery yapping away about "how new how new."

Good morning /pcg/, I love Panko

>>42826276
Read the rest of my reply new fag, Pippa has been gushing over Mori for months and you can bet your sweet ass she would be ecstatic to have a colab with Mori.

>Ban all Femanons
>It's all the vtubers making /vt/ worse
Yeah Lumi, you fuck stop fucking everything up for everyone already.

>>42826387
Kill yourself if the collab doesn't happen within a year. Otherwise stop bringing offtopic shit in here. Dumb cunt.

>>42826447
I accept your concession new fag.

>>42826447
>if the collab doesn't happen within a year
Pippa has a reputation. HoloEN managers are frequently pearlclutchers. This does not rely on Pippa's desire to collab with Mori.

>>42826557
Go supa Pippa and ask if she wants to collab with Mori.

>>42825553
don't care

>>42826387
>>42826513
>new fag
Lol
Lmao even.

>>42826656
What's the joke behind this image?

>>42826387
Pippa hates Mori. You can tell she views her with pity and nothing else.

>Pippa was being very cute in yesterday's stream with how excited she was about Holocure
>vod is gone forever
pipk--
>actually it's back now
wait what the fuck did they cut

thinking about Lia
thinking about liking Lia
thinking about licking Lia
thinking about Lia cosplaying as nazi Mary Poppins

>>42826995
She was talking about Nene and somehow said neh-gro at some point.

also anybody have the Lia vod from yesterday?

>>42826995
Dw about it

>>42827130
you had to watch it live anon i'm sorry

>>42827130
>he skipped a lia stream

Good afternoon.

Is Airi a virgin?

>>42827677
Are you a bot?

>>42827608
What emotion/message is this image meant to convey?

Good morning /pcg/! Erina love!

>>42827677
Yes. She literally has no time.

>>42827730
The white man can get away with literally anything. Anything.

Lumi lust and trust!

>>42827693
There's probably at least 1 bot in each 4chan thread.

>>42827693
I'm the designated Phase Connect virginity inspector.

>>42827869
Kind of miss watching her. Has she disavowed Rings of Power yet?

>>42826447
How are you this retarded? Your post makes no sense and you really should know it if you want to qualify as a human.

>>42825873
Giraffe necks are skinny, that's more of an elk neck. Either way would lovingly strangle to indulge her ryona fetish. Pippa love!

>>42825303
Remi is going to grow up to become a mailorder wife for some bald fat boomer US guy

>>42828258
Yeah, me.

Stalking Lumi!

Explain to me this game Michiru is playing

>>42828711
Third game from the series Dark that includes the games Darkest Dungeon and Dark Souls. They also have an animated series named Darker than Black and a tv series named Dark. If you check all of those maybe you can figure out the plot

>>42828619
kidnap and marry Lumi!

any new phase invader?

>>42829232
Zhsionrael.

>>42829232
yeah, >>42812131

>>42818059
Shiina members only masturbation was pretty nice

>>42827677
>Is Airi a virgin?
No. I took care of that already

>>42829467
Looks like we got a car owner over here, crazy

NO MORE INVADERS
You will debut in Gen 3
You will get a new name
You will use a premade model
You will be happy

>>42829772
Fishman, you will poach Sleepy, Whiskey, Kirsche, Miia, Shondo, Chapipi, Mieko, Nyaru, Lisa, Amiya and Purin and you will be happy.
It's not negotiable.

>>42826005
>mori
>normie
Anon...

>>42829750
wdhmbt?

Phase Friend Chinchilla is streaming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCBaaivFOC4

>>42826078

Phase Friend Usagi Kira is streaming (handcam)

https://www.twitch.tv/usagikira_

>>42830155
>Friend
*Pet

>>42826005
>>42826078
>says normie rather than normalfag
Yeah I think we're done here.

>>42830601
its a classic tell

>>42830273
Those hands could almost rival Tenma's. Almost

>>42830601
>2 newfags calling each other newfags
A tale as old as time

>>42830601
>policing language
Reddit is that way.

We call em normalniggers, newfags.

>>42830273
>she's trying to explain that the card she's making in for a top scoring subathon donator and struggling
Cute.

>>42830937
Someone in a Warhammer thread called them "mundanes" once, I use that and occasionally"the unwashed"

>>42825764
Nope, she wants to go even further and do gay little sister/platonic best friend experience.

>>42830273
>ring on her ring finger
it's over

>>42830273
I remember this one from those threads tracking vtubers that did the irl booba vs vtuber model booba meme on twitter. Perfect fit for a phase invader honestly

i dont know why Usagi has been posted here but let me warn you that she flirts with her boyfriend on twitter all the time and she also does audio porn and GFE asmr while, I repeat, having a bf.
whether that is Phase Friend material or not is up to the viewer.
after all, it's particularly interesting to note that she is a PINK RABBIT as well.

>>42831441
Indie whores can be very bold.

Iori is streaming zatsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpX67yY80gY

>>42816379
>>42816514
>>42817157
retarded take
she always says shes thigh on cash, shes still a stacy that spends all she has on her looks
like all zoomers, they dont have shit, get student debt and even with a job they cant afford an appartment of their own
she still sounds high maintenance and probably expects her man to be the money bag

>>42817302
she seems pretty girly despite her language, probably big romantic, wants lots of foreplay and vanilla sex

>>42831441
In case you haven't noticed it, 'phase friends' is just an excuse to post random streamers.

>Late again

>>42831637
You definitely sound like someone with a paid-off home.

Mieko is the only Phase Friend

>>42831971
sorry, she's busy, I'll send her home after I'm done

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1624455805259988992
Only slightly overslept.

>>42816188
>Alleged company Stacy
Barley holding it together

>>42832299
>Stream stats in 20 minutes
2 hours ago

Phase has no friends.

You mother fuckers, someone give me the Lia stream Vod or I will be very sad.

>>42832445
>he doesn't watch her oshi live

>>42832445
It was posted not long after it aired

>>42832370
That's just you

>>42832349

>>42831270
They were normans on wizardchan before it became gay. I think that kiwi retard actually bought it?

>>42832504
I was out with friends, I know I have failed Lia by not watching her, so I hope she will forgive my sins.
>>42832582
Fuck, it was two threads back, I only checked this and the last one because I didn't think that much time has passed. Thanks.

Redpill me on Lia

>>42832349
Lumi LARPs as an out-of-your-league high class stacy on stream because she's a loser off stream

Say something nice to this panda.

>>42832880
Trash.

>>42833184
Whore.

this whore is really begging for rape correction at this point

>>42833309
She's gotten noticeably sloppier ever since that fucking game came out.

>>42832880
Lovably unhinged. Takes her a moment to get her thoughts going though.

>>42833184
She's not a normie

>>42831441
'Phase Friend' faggots belong in the gas chamber anyways

>>42831441
I mean if she's forward about her bf that's fine. I won't watch her but I won't anti if she's not hiding that.

>>42831441
her lewd asmr is okay. all she does is moan, it would be better if she actually spoke in it

>>42832038
projecting?
not to flex but i own 1 large apartment and one home with some land, and im maybe few years older than her
but i know im the exception not the rule in my generation, the younger one dont have shit and wont have shit

>>42831441
Are they a cute couple? I like seeing cute girls being wholesome with their bf and talking about how much they love them

>>42816188
Phase Friend https://www.twitch.tv/rurumiyumemi is streaming by the way

I love my vidya-addicted nerd gf!

>>42833728
>gf

>>42833690
It's kind of troubling that this boring whore has more than 100 viewers

Phase Friend Kiki?

>>42833921
Yes. Although Fishman has banned her.

>>42833921
Bread tuber?

here's a few suggestions on how Panko can improve
>try reaching out to collab partners outside of phase that align with her streaming hours if she can't do inhouse collabs due to timezones
>more non game streams, she improved on her zatsu skills since debut and ordered a guitar, she can try to do those and streams like the viewer pizza submssion
>try to stream more than one game per week for game streams, she spammed Elden Ring, GTA and now Hogwarts, while I know she likes those games, she should try to have more short games in between long playthroughs
>more twitter/youtube comments interactions with fans, sometimes she disappears for days without any online activity

Lumi...?

I have trusted for the last time.

>>42834077
The day is too bright. Doom lurks over the horizon.

Lumi always has to drink her 1500 calorie starbucks iced coffee before she can stream

WHERE IS MY YELLOW WOMAN

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
live

>>42834176
get rekt

>>42834165
>ywn have a rich feeder gf

KANEKO LUMI
KONO ATO SUGU
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>42834165
>accurate to real life size KFC chicken nowadays

>>42834228
https://files.catbox.moe/guq6du.mp4

>>42834325
>he doesn't go to popeyes

phase friend forsen is live https://www.twitch.tv/forsen

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Trust Hours!

>>42834165
TFW I actually used to drink starbucks as a post-post workout meal
>lift fasted
>demolish rotisserie chicken & egg sandwiches
>wipe down and order a caramel latte to go and just wander about sipping that shit
Looking back an obvious mega autist in workout clothes running around the inner city drinking Starbucks probably looked weird but who cares.

>he's a numberfag
NO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

>numberfag
lumi...

Great start Lumi

>>42834606
damn I should have clipped it. That was hilarious

[Pedo news] Wemi is AGGRESSIVELY seducing adults
https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys/status/1624471469177868294

>restart the stream because she said numberfag

>suddenly Games Hard
Gumi?

>>42834636
GIWTWM

please tell me that got clipped

What time is it wherever she is? Do all chubbas wake up this late?

>>42834586
>>42834606
I love my transphobic oshi!

I dislike current year.

>>42834747
>Do all chubbas wake up this late?
No they usually wake up even later.

Lumi about to recreate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR1nHnEL3PM

>>42834747

More like she went to sleep late.

>>42834803
Jesus. Even my drunken ass is up early.

>>42834747
Lumi doesn't sleep.
Source: I watch her from the window.

>>42834342
>she actually watched this shit
i couldn't get through even half

>>42834870
>I watch her from the window.
Pictures when?

>>42816188
There's something about this kitsune that makes me feel things.

>>42834771
Clown world has come for thing you like.
Time to pay up.

>>42834881
it was very cute

>>42834747
>>42834803
pic related

Anybody managed to clip the start of the stream?

https://files.catbox.moe/k4ydk4.mp4

>>42834952
I don't know so far, but it came out of nowhere and it was glorious.

>>42834986
kek

How many of you are Seeders? How many of you know a Seeder? Do you think it’s just that one anon from a few threads ago among us?

>>42834986
h-hayai

>>42834843
Chuubas are mentally ill internet people who entertain other mentally ill internet people. Lumi has been averaging 6 hour streams and doesn't really do anything aside from this and school.
>>42834952
Yep.

>>42834986
the roflcopter has taken off

>>42834986
I love yellow woman

>>42835034
>Chuubas are mentally ill internet people who entertain other mentally ill internet people.
Can't argue with that.

>>42835034
>6 hour streams and doesn't really do anything aside from this and school
She's just like me frfr

>>42834986
i can't believe my streamer is a bigot

>>42834986

>>42834008
Adding to this that she should also schedule the next waiting room a after finishing a stream, the day before, rather than 30 minutes before the stream starts

>>42835057
Did fish hit you back yet?
>>42835055
Not my line but I like it: Vtubers are comedians and there are no sane comedians.

>>42834986
Hexenwinter...

>>42834986
She even got it "right" the first time, but for some reason decided to go again.

>>42835124
Who?

>they're so fast
someone showed her the clip of her slip up

>>42834986

Now that's the Good Stuff. Thanks for begin always on guard.

>>42834995

This.

>gives Smug a hard time for being a numberfag
>chases numbers with a vshojo model
Really makes you think

>>42835237
Not now retard.

>>42833921
please do not

>>42834986
waking up early was worth it. Based Lumi. yes, I know she doesn't like based

[lumi news] she was not being gay hit on.

Lumi news: She made another girlfriend

>>42835258
When then? Let me make an appointment with your 14 year old jailbait secretary so we can discuss it

lumi could make a good schizoposter typing that much all at once if she put her mind to it

>>42835294
> yes, I know she doesn't like based
Which is entirely fair because it's
1) Overused
2) Well beyond the lifespan of slang terms
3) Means the exact opposite of what it used to nowadays

>watch Rurumi
>talking about pregnancy, compensated dating, nakadashi and abortion
Lia’s friends are weird and I think abortion is murder

>>42835413
>Policing language
What are you, a troon?

>>42835413
>he doesn't like based
Cringe.

>>42834986
I hate her new model so goddamn much.

>>42835413
keyed post

>>42835413
based and true

>>42835425
>Lia’s friends are weird
Would be weird if they weren't.
>and I think abortion is murder
So is regular murder which is one of the Lia & Friends stapelst.

>>42835530
her chat said abortion is murder and I am very close to having an autistic spergout that will make Chris Chan look like a saint

>>42835504
I miss her so much...

>>42834986
BASED

>>42835576
OK

>>42833921
I like Kiki but pretty sure she wants no association with other tubers, especially /here/ related ones.

>>42835576
just accept that when you start to argue anything in a streamer's chat, you've already lost

>>42834986
based im gonna trust now

>>42835413
I didn't even say based though :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMDq--XwVYU

Lumi & Tenma Touhou collab at 12am Est

Is Lumi actually that old

>watching TV while playing a game at the same time
why do zoomers (25) do this shit

>>42835659
24-26

>>42835689
few games require full concentration
so you put on some background stuff to occupy the rest of your brain

Panko... the waiting room...

>>42835622
>just accept that when you start to argue anything in a streamer's chat, you've already lost
Checked and true.

>>42835689
Do you not have 2 monitors?

>>42835697
Gross

>>42835727
right but "background stuff" is usually audio, not whole ass separate activities. you can't focus on two full things at once

>>42835653
I find it charming she's pro unity but I feel like there's other chuubas she could've hit up who she knows that know more.
Henemimi for example. Still could be fun.

Okay, riddle me this:
1) Lumi claims her parents are really old because she's a late child
2) Lumi also says she has a brother 10 years younger than her.
How does this work?

>>42835830
It's about the age women stop being children.

>>42835844
anything can be background stuff, people used to have cable on while they did whatever around the house. It's just something to distract you every now and then.

[lumi news] Her father is making her underage brother drink because her mother is a lightweight.

>>42835918
Wasn't it Tenma who offered to collab?

>Lumi is unironically we wuzzing over "muh northern genetics"

I want to hug the Pippa.

>>42836026
NTA, it was. Same as with Whiskey, she was dismayed with Lumi's level of knowledge on the subject.

I'm getting increasingly anxious. Panko has not posted a waiting room yet.

>>42835935
She's too young not too old

>>42835952
Honestly, good for him.
>>42836117
Based HagCHAD

>>42835924
Oh no anon fell for the running out of eggs meme.

>>42836038
Lumi unironically thinks she's a "northerner" because she lives in New England or some shit.

>>42836107
She posted it like 10 seconds after you said that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC1_LMKeOvc

>>42836117
Sorry, my mistake. Keep up the good life hag enjoyer

>>42835150
There's only two or three clipfags in /pcg/ and Hexen is the one posts most of them.

>>42835924
Having kids at 30 is pretty late. If we imagine it's the usual situation where the dad's a little older than the mom, brother comes along when mom's 40 - old, but doable, and dad's 45. Twenty years pass to bring us to the present, Brother's 20, Lumi's 30, Mom is 60, Dad is 65. That all checks out to me.

Grooming 14 years old loom...

>>42835924
>How does this work?
My 55yo uncle has a 10 year old kid. It happens. It's not healthy - and considering he's deeply religious I'm not entirely sure how it happened - but it's far from impossible.

Groomi...

>>42836228
>Lumi's 30
God I fucking wish

>visit again
>again
>i never visited he would just always ask
dyrbi

>>42836429
There's a bit of wiggle room, but she's got to be getting there if she's in a graduate program.

>15 years old Loom brother

>>42780495
witch one?

>are you still talking to him
>n-no

Phase Friend https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadow is streaming

>>42836438
yeah it's pretty obvious that "groomers" continually flock to Lumi throughout her life because she seeks them out, flirts with them, and uses them to get free stuff. she's been stringing along simps her entire life

>>42836528
>PREGATHON 2023!!!
Lumi should do one

>>42836194
Pancho loves me.

LUMI IS DATING HER GROOMER (ME BTW)

As you will note, Lumi is now rephrasing/directly answering chat messages rather than reading them ad verbatim and providing a stream of consciousness response.
That slip-up rattled her and she's actively engaged (semblance of) brain.

>>42836107
>>42836194
Panko I know you're /here/ post your waiting rooms 1 week in advance like Tenma and Lia does okay thanks.

>>42836504
Graduate programs means either masters or phd, so she could be like 24 or something.
Even phds can be started fairly young if you hurry.

>>42836553
She kept talking to that groomer for years until he got married, I legitimately feel kinda bad for him.

>Lumi shitting on groomers
Phase friend Z**anity in shambles

>>42836511
I think she's realizing that she said way too much
>haha I used to hang out with this older guy
>uhhh I mean we never met up again
>uhhh I don't talk to him anymore haha...

>>42836511
Who is him and why is Lumi freaking out?

>>42835924
I think that Lumi should fuck her brother

>>42836695
Get out of here Starbro

>>42836504
>>42836647
She was AP (hated it). Probably skipped a grade or two.

>be groomer
>discover cute retard Lumi
>keep giving her gifts
>act as her therapist when chad dumps her
>most you'll ever get is a blurry, low res picture of some tits
Sad

>>42836612
She unfortunately follows the gen 1 school of thought that waiting rooms are not necessary.

>>42836770
>most you'll ever get is a blurry, low res picture of some tits
I count that as a win, never got to this point

>>42836770
>>42836687
>>42836438
That's fine. Lumi is still a pure virgin. She would never lie to us.

Did Lumi just have her own wonton moment?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC1_LMKeOvc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC1_LMKeOvc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC1_LMKeOvc
Get in here niggers.

>>42836889
I trust in your trusting abilities, anon.

>>42836956
Not nearly the same extent, I think

Was every single CyberLive girl meticulously engineered to attract the most desperate groomers on the internet?

>>42836966
Finally she's playing something decent.

>>42837016
you can't be serious saying that shit.

>>42836956
I'm not sure but that is one of the most suspicious stories I've ever heard

>>42836687
>claim to be a virgin who hates intimacy
>haha I used to date this groomer I met when I was 14

>>42836869
She'd just get a random picture online and send you that

>>42837083
I mean, the groomer at 14 might explain her intimacy issues.

>>42837065
It's not Elden Ring, this makes me extremely happy.

>>42836956
Wonton moments are like lean yabs or don't you have female friends moments. They don't just repeat.

>>42836666
Don't feel bad he got to experience cunny Lumi

>>42836956
Yeah, sort of. She obviously fucked the guy she worked for as a secretary as a teenager but whether she still sees him regularly to exchange sex for money is anyone's guess.

>>42836966
pancho isn't playing trooncide simulator? what gives?

>>42836956
I went to take a leak, what happened?

>>42837083
>claim to be a virgin who hates intimacy
That was alwaysmeant to just be a joke, people just started taking it seriously for some reason.

>>42836956
What is it with phase girls and dating groomers? No wonder Lumi's so fucked in the head. I was wondering what made her, belong in the sad girl company, but there it is. She got groomed and she hates sexuality and affection now (despite using it as a tool) because of her CSA.

>>42837083
Lumi's keyfabe is in shambles this week. she's been fucking older men for free shit and promotions since she was fucking 14

>>42837098
The young and naive me would print it and fap to it everyday

I don't watch Lumi, QRD on the wontons? Or is it really a teenage groomer moment, because shit like that was already happening to half the girls in my highschool 20 years ago

I still think about the ice skating coach who bought Lumi brand new skates so he could have her old smelly used ones.

>>42837169
she gets awfully defensive over a "joke" when people talk about it

>>42837206
it's a cyberlive thing, not a phase girls thing.

new thread
>>42837358
>>42837358

>>42837002
I still don't know anything about what happened with cyberlive honestly