/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>42782574
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

FLAY KISS MWAH MWAH

The Bettelion are fucking PSYCHOS

Why was the thread closed at 500?

>>42782609
Amen.

>>42782574
flaybutt....

our puzzle anons are pretty good

>>42782609
in the name of josuijisus, amen

>did a 500 piece puzzle on my own with a 20 minute headstart
>finished it before Bettel could finish his puzzle
Bettel...

I WANT TO MARRY FLAY AND SPOIL HIM WITH LOVE

flayon says he likes being spanked

>>42782638
Let's make it a daily thing, it's fun

What the living hell is wrong with Bettalions???

Bettelheads are just like their oshi fr fr

Having a twin was the one saving grace of my childhood ngl.

>>42782609
AMEN

>>42782574
Luv me flay
simple as

>>42782609
amen

He jumped off... jobber

I overslept the beginning of flay's stream did he mention anything about the valentines merch?

>>42782721
I would love to do more myself

i'm a bettelion and i'm not mentally sane!

>>42782609
AMEN

Bettelheads are fucking psychopaths

please end the stream betsy I hate these stories

>>42782826
Far as I remember he didn't

i would love to see flay play apex, i feel like it would hurt my soul seeing his controller gameplay but it could be fun

Be honest, did you main and torture your toys as kids?
I had plastic action figures and Bionicles fight, but I never fucking ripped parts off my stuffed animals intentionally.

LEADER ON THE TELLY

>>42783052
No, I took care of my shit. My older brother broke my Bionicles and my parents made him give me his birthday money.

Watching the Valheim vod right now. Super comfy.

>>42783052
No way. I didnt even like to take apart my bionicles and such after I made them complete...

>>42783052
i used to bite all of my barbie's feet and heads

>>42783052
the worst i did was put one of these rubber-like spongebob toys on top of a lamp cover and let it melt
and then another time cut up some gumby figures but they were mom so i felt bad in the end

LEADER ON THE TELLY

oui oui MRE

THE RRATS

I love Flayon! He's perfect! Thank you for the puzzle it was fun talking to everyone!

>>42783157
>>42783057
Why are you watching on a Television?
Don't you have computers and/or phones?

ALTMRE ON THE TELLY

>>42783052
My sister would always destroy her toys and I'd get them as hand-me-downs. So most of my childhood games were variations of doctoring them back to health and playing caretaker.

>>42783052
Not at all, all torture inflicted on my toys was psychological.

altare’s hands are kind of cute and dainty…

His veins are trying to burst out of his gloves.

Hearing about the Bettelions makes me feel concerned.

>>42783052
The worst I ever did was break apart my LEGO. But I mean, that's the whole point of those things.

>>42783222
watching livestreams on a tv is unironically very comfy

SI SE MUEVE

AAAAIIIIEEEEE OVERLAP HELL I DON'T WANT TO ADD MORE TO MY VOD CATCHUP PLAYLIST I'M UP TO 200 NOW

BETSY END THE STREAM I WANNA WATCH LEADER

Flayon has melee rot in the brain

flay dying over and over because he wants to punch out everyone kek

leader voice so asmr today

>>42783222
My computer has a telly connected to it. You're missing out.

>i can only eat one meal
Bettle would eat both

>>42783449
OK just a sec

>expecting all MREs to be American-esque
Big brain Altare

>European ration
>They just went to the grocery store and called it a day

>>42783052
I cut my dinosaur's fangs off with nail clippers and I'd rub spit on my stuffed animal's eyes to make them shinier

>leader worried he got the wrong thing because it looks too good compared to the american one
KEK

THE ROCK OR SOMETHING IS BACK

>>42782624
Anon, bump limit on /vt/ is a lot lower than 500 posts.

>>42783052
Generally no, but I did have this one pikachu plush that had light up cheeks and had a voice box if you pressed its stubby little hands, and one time I decided to throw it at the wall for some reason and it made a really sad sounding "piiiikkaaaaa" so I kept throwing it at the wall trying to get it to do it again

Did...the french just beat the americans in the military food department?

>vespers friend got him a ps5 as a gift today
WTF????

>>42783601
They'll get worse when they're going to actually need MRE's

>>42783626
But...the PS5 has no games...

Mangobros...not like this....

>>42783601
The French military has always been big on rations and logistics. Napoleon invented the modern glass jar, after all. thanks persona 4

>>42783626
"friend"

>>42783626
He really appreciated the Whiskey.

>chat told Vesper to marry his male friend
>"but hes married!"
>nothing about him being another male
uh brotuber viewer status?

>>42783601
Aren't US MREs generally pretty mediocre? From a brief time watching SteveMRE it seemed like they just pumped soldiers full of sugar and caffeine

vesper mention from altare..

>>42783785
vesper just wants a sugar daddy

>>42783785

ENTER
VESPER

>>42783793
Mediocre mostly, but they last longer than most other MRE packs.

Vesties...this is what your Oshi has become.

>>42783785
is called follow-up
ofc a woman wouldn't get it

I need to see more mechs beat the shit out of each other... Why use guns...

MAKE A FIRE IN YOUR ROOM ALTARE
DONT BE A PUSSY

Are French MREs just dry food produced and sold in France?

>>42783052
No

>>42784006
can Altare eat him and he gives his body enough energy to live another day?

>getting confused looking at all the packets
Altare…

>mre vtuber
>doesn’t light the fire
God fucking dammit altare will you ever not job

where are the frog legs and snails in this french mre

>>42784070
I want to be Altares next meal too...

How is everyone feeling today?

BT LOVEEEEEEE

bt :(

Altare is going to burn his fucking house down with this MRE

>Objective
>Survive

>>42784216
what happened to this guy

it’s kinda wild how well altare’s model rigging captures his chewing

>>42784216

is he unlucky again because he got the one package without a fork?

can we draw instead of puzzles next time. i'm as bad at puzzles as bettel.

>Vesper's buddy is texting him during the stream
his wizard status is in danger...

BT

>>42784335
literally how

>>42783785
the "he" is a cover. vesper is not interested in men

>>42784344
are you hallucinating a vesper stream or watching the menshi vod?

>>42784429
He's doing part 2 of his meme drawing

>"im the single black coffee"
Vesper is black...

>>42784429
its live
at least I hope it is and im not having a schizophrenic episode right now

>>42784475
>>42784483
oh i see i didnt see anything in holodex so i was confused

>>42784300
He takes his time to cook.

please god let this be the MRE where altare pukes. please. for me.

>>42784422
Vesper seems aromantic but would smash a milf

Mango is a top 3 best fruit.
Those juicy very orange mangoes, I mean.
The yellow ones aren't good.

>>42784422
he's bisexual

>>42784335
i mean we can also do skribbl.io or gartic, but skribbl.io needs the word list and its still kinda short.

>>42784569
what is wrong with you?

>>42784475
link

>>42784652
sneed, threadreader

/mans/ no matter how bad this shithole of a general gets, i am thankful we will NEVER be niji tier

>>42784422
vesper has lusted after dudes multiple times and never dropped a "no homo"

>>42783052
The worst I did was neglect them...

>let’s get this out onto a tray
Nice…

>>42784727
i meant to reply to the anon who wanted to see altare puke

Leader is weak...

>>42784765
no he hasn't fujo

>>42784789
Yeah what the fuck was wrong with that guy

did he never had nougat before, wtf

how much play dough have you eaten, leader

So is this the last mission of T2? Because it feels like they are gifting him the mission

>>42784749
Now now, don't jinx it anon

>>42784749
>was not here during the jp arc

If you never had nougat before you're missing out

>>42784879
He's lucky then. Nougat is terrible.

playdough smells good...

>>42784879
he’s insanely, bizarrely sheltered

>>42784879
it's not exactly common in my part of the US either. i only had it when a family friend gifted a fancy box of sweets

>>42784879
I haven't tried it and I'm balding

Sometimes for MRE streams, I like to put a campfire and crickets ambient sounds in the background and imagine I'm camping out with Leader while he's eating all our food preserves after breaking both my legs last night, leaving me to perish at the hands of the elements as he walked away with a full tummy. :3

>>42784749
do not disrespect the bettel nijisisters!

>>42784943
i wish i were you... it makes me want to puke so i could never play with it

Men have an obligation to eat everything marked "non-toxic" just to find out if it tastes good. I seem to recall play-doh being kind of salty, but otherwise inoffensive.

>>42784943
you can get playdough perfume even! https://mashable.com/article/hasbro-play-doh-smell-trademark

White nougat is ass. The type that is mixed with chocolate is a hundred times better

>>42784902
I think so?
The campaign was too short for how fun it was

>>42784146
apologize

Altare literally playing with fire

Kyaa~, Dwayne-chan is back!!

>DANGER!
>Haha… uh oh… danger….
>This won’t go bad!
He’s about to light his room on fire, isn’t he?

is nougat like turkish delight?

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

>>42785234
>Notice Regarding Death of COVER-Affiliated Talent “Regis Altare”

>>42785129
I don't know how to feel about this..

For a mecha pilot, he sure is dumb to stand in Scorch's DOT fire attacks.

>>42785264
No. It's like dense, chewy marshmallow

IS he actually going to light a fire in his tiny room??

LEADER PLEASE YOU ALREADY GOT A MRE VIDEO DEMONETIZED BECAUSE OF DRUG JOKES

>>42785272
Yes!

Leader is going to burn the house

>>42785291
NO HE JUST RECENTLY ADMITED HE WASN'T GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE

Hope he has a means of putting it out.

>>42785375
he's surprisingly dumb, just runs at everything to punch them out (this happened in megaman too kek)

>>42785129
Honestly tempting. Starting a meme shelf for perfumes seems like a foreboding idea...

>>42785488
It's the fighting game brainrot...

>>42785272
no

Why were people talking about Vesper's friend and all that just a few minutes ago? He is NOT streaming or tweeting anything, take your meds

Leader....

>Not a neanderthal
Proof?

>>42785528
wait you're right KEK

JOBBER of Tempus...

>>42785272
YES!!!!!!! MWAH MWAHS TO FLAYFLAY

>leader jobbing
ah, home...

OOGA BOOGA

>>42785597
please understand he's suffering from the performance anxiety curse

JOBBER

Im starting to believe Vesper is actually retarded

OOGA BOOGA FIRE

leader...

FIRE

HE DID IT

HE DID IT

SUCK MY ASS

if there is anyone I don't trust with open fire it's leader

A part of me is still concerned that the fire is going to spread on stream.

altare trying hard to reclaim the title of dumbest in tempus after lighting a fire in his room with no way to put it out

that actually looks pretty good.

APEX

He’s shitting on your MREs amerikeks LMAO 45% of the country’s funds go to the military but frogs still get better food hehe KIMOI~

>>42785674
You're saying that now?

>the fire is your child now
>oh so I can abandon it then

>uh oh

>>42785842
R

UH OH?

HES COOKIN

FUCKFUCKFUCK

>>42785842
R- wait, you're right...

>>42785799
i'm stressed on his behalf...

>>42785842
A

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES

>>42785842
P

>>42785842
E

>Americans when they try to cook
Stick to McDonald's lads

what do you think leaders ashes will taste like

He's going light his room up

I am going to be seriously amazed if we don't at least hear a fire alarm going off

HE'S BURNING OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OMEGA SHUT IT DOWN

>>42785799
at least he will go viral on r/livestreamfail

>>42785932
There's no smoke, just steam

French food is superior after all

>Its boiling up
>Maybe I should put out the fire
ITS A FUCKING FIRE HAZARD RIIDA

chat is freaking out

The heat wont be good for his camera lens

Is this some convoluted attempt at suicide?

hehehehehe

>can’t stop looking at and playing with the literal fire in his room
what’s wrong with him?

>>42786036
>Convoluted

>>42785799
axel is hard to top

He's really a shota deep down

>>42786041
I get the feeling that Altare is the kind of person that gets aroused by the sight of fire, that is an actual condition.

>>42786039
whoring yourself out for a PS5.....WHORE

BT...

>where's titanfall 3?
It hurts

>>42786067
how hard is it to top him?

>>42786067
no way leader can get ahead of axel as being the dumbest, right?

>>42786041
He's an arsonist

>>42785912
ur not cookin

>>42786041
Primal human instinct.

>>42786067
If someone can top him, it's Altare

titanfall 3 never kiddo hahaha.ha..ha
:(

leader's smug look is cute

>>42786166
ToT

>>42786041
>he doesn't like how the flames flicker and dance
I bet you can't even hear them call out to you

I like how Altare's most popular streams are the MRE ones, it's the strangest fucking niche but it's also very interesting. I'd never seen one of these before Altare did it but I understand they're very popular with people who are interested in MREs.

>>42786041
Grug genes plz andastan, berry picker

>>42786041
Fire is like magic

>>42785864
>>42785898
>>42785918
>>42785927
Heh, about the only damn good thing Amerikeks are good at. Hard to believe you got any stamina with all the goddamn corn syrup your slop is packed with. MECHA KIMOI~

Looks like shit.

>>42786166
TToTT ayo?

>>42786256
B

>>42786256
R

sistare is watching the stream…

>>42786218
Handcams are a buff in general for any vtuber

>It looks really delicious!
Leader are you fucking kidding me

I miss mama..

>>42786256
E

>>42786218
there's one e-celeb in particular who is famous for doing it who basically made the idea popular by himself.
In 4chan terms it is "a forced meme" rather than something that evolved naturally among different people and communities

>>42786256
E

>>42786325
Mmmh puke...

>>42786256
E

>>42786218
they aren't his most popular but they are strangely popular

>>42786256
N

>>42786325
For canned food, it doesn't look bad

>>42786256
D

>>42786218
Does he really want to be known as the MRE guy? He isn't even giving any history, knowledge or anything he is just cooking the food and eating it.

>>42786218
its definitely a niche with a really intense following from what ive seen, i dont understand it at all

>>42786294
>>42786297
>>42786336
>>42786354
>>42786358
>>42786375

>>42786419
The Leader AND Cheff of Tempus

>>42786443
BREEEN

>>42786325
considering what most canned meals look like i don't think it looks too awful

So you are telling me that they made this cliffhanger ending and it will never be resolved because of muh Apex?

>>42786443
kek

>>42786443
barny said fuck you

>>42786545
i fucking hate EA

>>42786443
KEK

does altare usually have his hood on?

BT...Hes alive...

>>42786635

Leader feeding us… kawaii…

I've never eaten canned food before

This would be a feast for someone out in the shit during war

>>42786419
He's not trying to be some sort of expert, he just thinks they're fun and has very low standards for food.

>>42786635
Only when he's having a bad day.

hakka is on the television

>>42786704
You're missing out on damaging chemicals kek

Btw, did Altare ever end up saying "hey Bettel, thanks for the redirect!" or something? I didn't stick around because it seemed like he wasn't gonna.

>Vesper speaks in spanish
>I cum
its just that simple

>>42786545
APEX was too successful, it was just sort of a novelty project that was better in terms of commercial/critical success than Anthem and probably wasnt meant to go on this long.
Plus they did start work on a game called Titanfall Legends IIRC which just was a mix of the two games but in campaign form, but that shit was scrapped early this year.

>Campaign ended
>"Time to que up into some matches"

>>42786713
as magni says, altare eats for sustenance

Titanfall 2 is so good...

His comedic timing is so bad

>Calli
Flayon unironically in danger

Fish au chocolat

>>42786704
That's surprising, but it's probably for the best.

>>42786750
he did his usual "welcome on in everybody"

What did he mean by this?

bro frogs get a fucking gourmet curse
meanwhile burgers get plaster in a bag LMAO

>>42786704
i've only had spam and canned soup
spam is delicious tho

>>42786842
>Korean won
Smells like shitpost

>>42786842
He's cringe?

>>42786704
Also. never really thought about it, but its weird I guess?

>>42786816
I NEED TO PROTECT HIM

>>42786842
I don't fucking know. Why don't you ask him?

>>42786842
Flayon's got me Californicating

this nigga about to eat cat food

>>42786862
its true... also american airline food vs the airline food of any other country

>>42786893
OPERATION GRAB THE FLAYON IS LAUNCHING EARLY GO GO GO!!!

>Wash the spoon waaah!
Fucking cityslickers.

god that looks so gross

How much Tempus streams are up rn?

>>42786842
hes complimenting flayons milkers

I thought multiplayer wasn't a thing anymore?

how do I make my name not colorful?

>>42786973
4our

Drawanons is what Vesper did something notable or mid at best? For someone with little experience it looks pretty good to me

>>42786842
the usual holosimp. they'll say any nonsense as long as they can talk about a girl somehow

>>42786980
What would the male equivalent to female milkers be?
His dick? His balls?

vesper mentioned first... love

That canned food looks like this

Vesper.......

>>42786984
mp is still a thing but some weirdos were ddosing the servers for w/e reason and nothing was being fixed

>I'll give it to Flayon
I bet you will Leader

Is pâté really not a thing in the US?

>>42787035
No that's fucking worse.

ALTMACHIS WINNING TODAY

>>42786958
WE NEED TO DEFEAT PINK WOMAN

FLAYON IS THE HEIR OF TEMPUS CONFIRMED

>>42786329
mama will be back in a few hours
you DO have a membership to mama, right anon?

>>42786973
2

omg Altare doesnt hate Nowa? did the vt sisters lie to me?

>>42787004
Altare, Flayon, Hakka and...?>>42787096

>>42787087
Why does Shinri fanart always remind me of Jetstream Sam from Metal Gear Rising Revengeance?

he hates it so much… cute!!!

>>42787128
vesper menshi

>Vesper is actually not that old (28-)
>Flayon is actually an oji-san (40+)
>Flayon is grooming Vesper to take his anal virginity

>>42787173
kek

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1624213815243202565

>>42787021
Where do you think his milk comes from?

>>42787087
Of course anon!

>>42787195
He hates us...

>>42787207
ToT

>>42787076
Don't worry anon, we WILL ensure that Flay Flay remains pure....

>>42787012
Shut up women

>>42787195
what does he mean by this

>>42786973
>>42787096
oh 3, I didn't realize flay was still live

Just got here, did Altare mention Vesper at all?

Oh shit, he's playing Frontier Defense? I should fire the game up and try to get in.

>>42787283
twice
fuck you

>>42787283
He named dropped Magni then Axel Then Altare Then Bettel Then Flayon then Shinri in that order

>>42787035
Yo don't make fun of the cuscuz paulista, come on

>Vesper is a THICC BRICC

>>42787283
He is eating Noir on the stream

>>42787195
Doesn't want to miss Vesper singing for his birthday probably

>>42787195
valentines streamS PLURAL?

>>42787168
Is it a tier 3 stream because he is not live

>>42787195
no solo streams anymore HE REALLY HATES US TOT

>>42787335
Altare namedropped Altare? Epic

>>42787325
FUCK YOU BUDDY

>>42787335
NO VESPIE?

>>42787364
But he didn't acknowledge the man himself...bros...

>dark chocolate
>more bitter than sweet
No shit

>>42787207
Well yeah the balls but you typically squeeze and grab boobs. that's just a normal thing
But with men you squeeze and milk the dick not the balls. Unless you are into cbt
So that's why i'm confused

>>42787366
>implying Vesper its gonna do something else than SC reading/Zatsudan on his bd

>>42787367
public and menshi

>>42787335
Threadreader here, anons said that he mentioned Vesper first though?

>>42787390
again, you magmites didn't love him enough..... this is just the consequences

>>42787195
magyumes in SHAMBLES

>>42787407
but I thought Altare and Altare were fighting

>>42787445
>>42787409
>>42787407
Replace Altare with Bettel*

>>42787390
i assume at least one of his valentines streamS will be solo

>>42787146
same erotic tanned skin
same erotic stubble
same erotic high ponytail
both of them are also pure sex

>>42787409
Oh you're that shitposter

>shaders
I thought Hakka had a potato PC

>>42787335
He started with Vesper bro

>>42787011
Considering it's his first time using a screen tablet and the software, it is good. he also has insane line confidence. wish that were me. If the keeps it up he will get good quick. imo, based on his personality and tendency to get overwhelmed, he would benefit a lot from trying out a more minimalistic software like SAI

>>42787465
>He named dropped Magni then Axel Then Bettel Then Bettel Then Flayon then Shinri in that order
Anon?

>>42787409
That anon fucked up, he named Vesper first while making a joke about who to give the guild to if he died, and also made a joke about eating him (Noir chocolate). Stop trying to push the fighting rrat when it no longer has teeth.

>>42787453
BUT WE TATTOOED HIM ONTO OUR BODY, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH??

>>42787433
we will be eating good i trust

>>42787339
I love it

>>42787426
He already said he's doing a karaoke, tourist. He literally has a setlist

>>42787530
Have you considered that Altare didn't namedrop Altare at all? I bet he hates him.

how is he so good at waving at himself? how the fuck does one develop this skill?

>>42787469
I know, I'm sure that the valentines streamS will be worth it. Just joking about how people were complaining a bit that he barely had any solo streams this week

>>42787537
you lie tho, otherwise you would've tagged it.

Okay the rrat confirms that Altare hates Vesper. I'd have made a joke arpund eating Vesper if I were him to destroy the rrats but as it turns out, he didnt even want to Mention Vesper on anything at all...

>nowa timeloop again
can leader get rid of the troons already? the bait worked wonders, now is time to support their ropes

>>42787639
YEAH!

>>42787530
VOD is up soon, timestamp? Or just stop lying man he hates Vesper

Anons should I get pizza, fried chicken or a burger for dinner? Yes, I am a fat fuck

>>42787698
Fried chicken, at least that's mostly meat.

>>42787692
>>42787639
>vesper mentioned first... love
>>42787034

>>42787698
have you tried not being fat

>>42787698
Pizza time

>>42787698
Burger!

oh altare ended sooner than i thought

>>42787656
>Altare
>Hating on troons
OH BOY TIME FOR A TIMELOOP INSIDE A TIMELOOP!

>>42787698
you should get my dick ToT, but probably burger. depends on the quality between the burger/pizza places you have nearby.

here let me start the loop
>the cause
wdhmbi

>>42783052
Depended on the toy. I made a throne for one of my ponies and declared her the queen of the underworld (the basement, where the rest of my toys were). But I drew over some of my barbies, turned my brother’s lego plane into a half-dragon half plane called the Mechabeast, and sewed aluminum foil wings onto a teddy bear (which got ripped off because they were foil). This old porcelain doll broke too because I stored it like a 7 year old idiot, but i kept playing with the broken head because I thought it looked cool that way.

Regis Altrans...

>>42787367
Yeah, people chose chocolate-making stream when he actually wanted to do Karaoke, so he'll end up doing both

>>42787770
WE'RE STUCK IN THIS TIMELOOP FOREVER

>>42787760
The MRE streams aren't that long, it fucks up his stomach

this is so much cooler than apex wtf

>>42787698
Pizza is always the answer. Or a smash burger

>>42787698
DINGO DINERS BORGIR!!!

>>42787745
I have, I eat a lot of junk and sugar. I've been trying to cut sweets and candies from my diet with moderate success

>>42787390
i don't mind collabs in general but they're getting kind of stale. idk if it's the game choices or that it's always the same collab partners or what.

>>42787692
1:07:50

They let you retry? That's... Odd

>>42787878
Shit take.

>>42787943
shiitake mushroom

>>42787698
https://youtu.be/czTksCF6X8Y

>>42787878
hard disagree

>>42787832
I will never forgive EA for replacing it with Apex.

Hakka confirmed he has a monstrous horse cock

>>42787867
fat fuck
i can fix you

>>42787985
I need him to provide proof

>>42787878
If someone was 50/50 on solo and collabs, it would be amazing. Sure, its nice to have some solo time but collabs are great

>>42787195
The true Tempus whore...

AIEEE

>>42788027
He only let's his T69 to join his private discord

>>42787878
You are gonna miss those collabs in a month when everyone gets busy again

Ah, ticks. God, I hate those fucking things.

>>42787943
the last good collabs involving magni were bettel magni escape room and magni altare off collab stuff, everything else i've seen has been lame

>>42787883
giwtwm

>>42788019
How?

>>42788055
This is why I never passed Spanish.

>>42788104
Abysmal take.

>Yooo Nowa, try writing Q33 NY with the Wingdings font haha, it's very funny

what songs do you want to hear nowa sing during his birthday karaoke?

I remember the first "tick" like enemy I encountered in a shooter was in Gears of War... Is there an older example of these enemies?

>>42787818
Magni should do the Karaoke stream first, of he does the chocolate making stream first its gonna fuck up his voice.

>>42787886
>Vesper first
ALTNOWA LIVES

>>42787878
Gotta hit you with the hard disagree dude. The recent collabs have been some of the best content out of Tempus.

>>42788104
>Doesn't think the golf collab was kino
Ngmi

>>42788045
You called?

They need someone who mains Scorch to salvage this match.

>>42787818
He's doing choco and asmr/rp

>>42788132
forcing you to live with me i only cook at home and bike everywhere good luck trying to stay fat with me

>>42788200
You think they lose in wave 4?

>>42788165
my neck, my back

I want to leave love bites on hakka like his cat....

>>42788194
The gangbang isn't over Nowa. I know Magni has been doing your job in the gangbang sesh

Someone drew the turtleneck version for him

>>42788236
I really hope you are a woman.

>>42788287
he looks really good like this

>>42787883
i'm an altmachi anti but this is cute

>>42788287
too skinny but this is nice

>>42788194
I don't understand the Vesper whore meme, he is the least whorish in Tempus

>>42788315
hey what did the little guy do to you

>>42788373
He's literally jerking me off right now anon

>>42788373
Irony/Projection/Amusement

>>42788373
dyrbi

>>42788315
why?

>>42788397
nothing, he is cute, i just prefer altare with men bigger than him