/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I thought I lost you again

I fucked up the numbers formatting, should've put a new line before "Numbers for 2/6:"

>planning on doing ASMR cuddling her cats
my wife is so cute and caring

>>42544673
SEX

This is /vt/
Virtual YOUTUBERS. Not virtual twitch streamers. This thread is off topic, as all all virtual twitch streamer threads.

wow someone baked at dead hours, anyways gn bros

>>42544673
what is the purpose of the garter belt here? it's not holding anything up

>>42544578
>3d male in OP
dogshit

>>42544742
it's cute?

>>42544742
sexy

I want to be imprisoned and raped by a gang of licentious female goblins

I love this cute frog

>>42544804
forgot pic

>>42544664
Your wife is a little gullible.

>>42544743
wait has it been normal to stay dead a while around this time lately? I haven't been awake to bake due to work recently

>>42544854
I know and that just makes me love her even more

>>42544742
You think vtubers actually know what individual pieces of lingerie do? Vicky's Secret doesn't stock shit in size hamplanet. They've never been in anything more sexy than granny panties and a stained bra.

God I really want to cum inside Shyrei (Squchan)

>>42544861
Can be slow, I've had to throw a few up from mobile

>>42544854
she trusts her community so much. its sweet.

>>42544861
threads don't necessarily always die, but at these hours activity is slow which is a good thing so it usually takes a while for someone to bake

>>42544908
most /lig/gers are sexy and fashionable
>>42544926
zoomer sex

I want to fuck Geega so bad bros

>>42544664
hell yeah dude

Only a week

>>42545094
bro...

wife_dm_!

good morning I love my oshi!

>>42545094
Where did you get this picture of my soon to he wife?

>>42545045
Get in line pal

>>42545028
>most /lig/gers are sexy and fashionable
Sure man, whatever tickles your pickle

>>42545193
I can tell you haven't been in this thread very long

>>42544864
>yfw you'll never have a woman look at you like this

https://www.twitch.tv/tobs

Milky schedule (that kiss is for me btw)

>>42545155
>he didn't watch the valentine's stream last year

>>42545227
Being shapely doesn't necessitate being sexy or fashionable, anon. Just because some butterface has a svelte body doesn't mean she doesn't dress like the combination of a truck driver and a sheepherder.

>>42545302
>super seducer
based

>>42545353
ok

>>42544864

gn liggermen, maybe I will get some more work done tomorrow

>>42545028
This thread drastically overblows how attractive most /lig/ger's RTX is.

I love this silly lady!

Filian is Based

I want to take care of Nemu while she's pregnant. I want to see Nemu's sleeping face next to mine when I wake up in the morning. I want to go to sleep with Nemu's bodyheat warming me. I want to press my head against her shoulder as I wrap myself around her. I want to hear Nemu breathing and feel her heartbeat as I rest my ear against her chest. I want to silently spend time together with Nemu, we don't need to say anything, just being together is enough. I want to make Nemu feel safe, and I want to keep her safe. I want to build Nemu a beautiful house for our family. I want to take care of Nemu.

>>42545482
why do you keep giving her ugly clothes

I miss late night alt filian streams. I want to know more about the real her.

>>42545436
because they post here and want to feel good about themselves. In all honesty irl they're, to use zoomslang, "hella mid and kinda busted." If they were actually pretty and not female melvins they wouldn't be using a digital anime puppet

Would you want to work at Castella Heavy Industries, oomfies?

I love my wife! I want to take care of her when she's hung over after a drinking stream!

>>42545703
I would get fired for sexual harassment on my first day.

>>42545596
Maybe they enjoy the anonymity, the ability to have a face tied to their brand that isn't their own though the ones that post RTX aren't really helping their case

>>42545535
Overalls is one of the few things the AI will do consistently that cover up most of the skin. Any other outfit will constantly end up with Nemu pantsless or with exposed thighs somehow. I want nice modest clothes, part of the prompt for this one was {{{sweatpants}}} but look at what it came up with.

can you stop having this fake conversation with yourself, tourist
where did you even come from

>>42545482
I want to perform a late stage abortion on Nemu. I want to see pregfag's grief stricken face when I pull the mulched fetus out. I want to sleep knowing Nemu will never be able to get pregnant again. I want to laugh as pregfag's shoulders shake while he wails in grief. I want to see pregfag rest his head on Nemu's baren belly trying to remember the sound of his unborn child's heartbeat. I want him to spend time silently crying, without having to hear anything he knows that Nemu will never bear children again. I want pregfag to know that he will never make Nemu safe. I want Nemu to forever stay alone and have no family or home.

>>42545739
You'd be protected from most consequences by the Bongos Player Union Local #420 oomfie. Mint's not dumb enough to fight the union

shnail twitch.tv/bellesprout

dirt woman

>>42545596
stop misusing spoilers pretentious retard

>>42544864

>>42545991
make me, faggot. And stop misusing the word "pretentious".

>>42544864
>>42546009
does this one work

scatchads eating good

>>42545241

>>42545703
What are the bongo playing benefits like?

>>42545302
>Making V-day treats!
WWbros, we are winning again!

tob producing some CREATIVIDAD right now

womp womp

>>42545302
>handcam stream
cant wait to see her heavy hangers knock something over

What are (you) giving your oshi for Valentine's Day?

>>42546389
a view and some chat messages

I'm going to deflower Numi and Filian

>>42546327
But if Liveleak is dead, who was video?

>>42546389
I was thinking of baking a chocolate cake for her. If we're doing something for her in the thread I'll contribute to that too.

buhh

>>42546419
You'll have to deflower me first.

I LOVE VEENER

>>42546466
you're in a no buhh zone, buhh

>>42546389
A promise to not make a single post in her chat.

>>42546419
You can have Numi but don't you touch filian

filian LOVE

tob kinda cute tonight fr fr

>>42546574
wdym, tob is always cute

rats and bats

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrats
also phone

has anyone seen tob's phone?
tob can't find her phone.

>>42547279
Blues Clues prepared me for this

guys im with this really fucking cute skunk girl but she keeps rambling about some fuckin phone
bet the sex is going to be crazy

>>42547356
can you find tob's phone?

P H O N E
H
O
N
E

>>42547501
Phone?

Good morning I love Alice

wife_dm_!

>>42547357
Man she's real cute. Hope that phone thing isn't too big of a deal.

Post your Oshi's battle theme music! Or one you think would work best for her.

https://youtu.be/MAIh91aQipQ

we did it bros

Do you children actually like Harry Potter, or is this just a ploy to pwn the libs? Surely you don't actually like those movies and surely you haven't even touched a book...

>>42547952

>>42546529
buhh buhh buhh buhh buhh buhh buhh buhh buhh buhh buhh buhh buhh buhh buhh buhh

>>42547952
excuse yourself I did it alone

>>42547985
The vast majority of people have at some point watched a movie or read content.

>>42547985
I was ten when both pokemon and harry potter started and it matched up perfectly since you need to be ten to get a pokemon and go to hogwarts

>>42547985
no one said anything about harry potter

>>42544738
I feel sad for this anon for not getting any You(s) so far, so here

>>42548095
Sure anon, sure.

>>42547985
read the books as a kid when they came out and enjoyed them a lot. reality is that troons attach themselves to harry potter because it's one of the most popular pieces of media ever and it allows them to farm (you)'s

>>42548051
You mean they like the HP movies specifically?

>>42548132
literally no one mentioned it before your post
go back to the catalog thread

>>42547985
I'm supporting the Devs. The game looks decent and they even put a trans character in the game just to spite the author.

>>42547925
This playing on loop while she's chasing you down https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82GmKPbF4XM

I'm gonna commit hate crimes

>>42548187
Sure anon, no one talked about Harry Potter. You rhetoric is most convincing.

>>42548260
>You know, with troons, the more I learn about those guys, the more I don't care for them

>>42548260
LETS GOOOO

>>42548304
hey that was a norm macdonald reference

>>42548299
you can ctrl f other related topics too
hogwarts, jk rowling, tran, etc

>>42548347
I still think she's a terf

>>42548359
Yes, and the beginning of this thread was the beginning of this timeline as well

>>42548381
Mint is not a TERF. She's my bongos bambina

>>42548392
my point is stop bring up off topic nonsense when no one asked

>>42548421
Excellent point, anon. You're doing a good job.

Tib sounds a bit different tonight. What's the skunt up to

Every time I ask someone sperging out about the game I get blocked so maybe you guys can tell me, what did jk do that endangered trans people's lives? All I know is she made a tweet.

Why are we under attack at 3 am?

>>42548491
Just shut up and hold on.

>>42548496
Anon if you're trying to have a political discussion on twitter you deserve to be blocked and more

>>42548483
That's how it's going to be for a while.

>>42547952
>>42547987
I left to grab some food, did she "find it" on her own or did someone do something? she was doing this for so long that I was starting to think it was like an ARG where someone had to do something so she would find the phone, but that sounded way too complex for someone like her to set up

>>42548598
What do you mean, "find it?" What does that mean?

Tib is unnnerving me. Did I wake up in anoza timeline?

>>42548510
this is how it's going to be for a week or so, unfortunately
get used to it

>>42548652
I'm excited.

Anyone ready for superior karaoke stream in 2 hours? Un un un un un

>>42548510
its only midnight anon

>>42548347
Norm is an interesting guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhsXUSNcPdo&t=246s

>>42548496
Riddle me this, you have people saying Trans Rights, but what Rights do Trans not actually have?

>>42548755
It's 7pm in Eastern Australia
Un un un un un

>>42548789
You're truly a deep thinker anon, I'm sure all the trans rights activists - all zero of them - in /lig/ are flummoxed by your watertight argument

>>42548755
it's acshually 9 am

Sigrid watches YouTube shorts and browses Reddit

>>42548789
Please just shut up dude

>>42548910
sounds about right

>>42548496
More or less, I can't say I like JK for what she's said but my standpoint is it's a just a freakin' game, and all this campaigning isn't hurting JK at all.

>>42548754
was*

Anyone ever turn on the audio captions for the blind where they describe what happens in the movie? Tob should do all of those. "Hey! They're in IKEA! They're in IKEA!"

>>42548789
The right to free surgeries and hormones

>>42549026
Everyone should have those

>>42549043
What the fuck I'm trans!?

>>42549057
Congrats. Everyone should have free healthcare. Now go away.

>>42549012
>death made him no longer interesting
He's still interesting fag

>>42549012
I didn't even know he was sick!

>>42549078
Nah I got relatives in Europe and they keep getting sent to death panels that pull the plug. No thanks.

>>42549001
I don't like JK because she is a shit writer, her opinions are less offensive than introducing time travel into a story just to save a bird

Vtubers?

>>42549115
kek

>>42549138
yeah

>>42549138
I'm not sure I've ever seen eros posted here. I kind of like her. Her marathon streams when she does them are fun.

>>42549138
If people aren't discussing vtubers, every stop to consider that it's entirely your fault for not keeping the vTuber discussion interesting?

>>42549174
it's not my job to prevent you from shitting on the floor while everyone is asleep

>>42549229
Then don't complain about it, person who's inept at their one job

>>42549229
you're not helping either way by replying

I love my piss moth Yuzu!

Chuubas for this feel?

>>42549262
The guy in pic looks like he does give a fuck about it desu

>>42549167
I kind of like her too, but there's not enough people to really discuss with. Someone posts her only once in a blue moon.

>>42549258
mirin dat bulge

>>42549262

Chuubas for this feel?

>>42549078
Trannies wouldn't be pushed so hard by the media if healthcare was free, because the same kikes that own the media also run the medical system. They use the media brainwash and normalize troonshit then enable them to get expensive surgeries that require hundreds of repeat visits in the name of caring for the crotch wound. This way they're able to grift money from the mentally unstable to their own pockets. Trannys are a scam that only the monopolistic nature of a for-profit medical system can create. In fact in countries where there are proper healthcare systems troons had to be forced by the US. That's why Hilary Clinton made that worldwide trip to NATO and EU countries a while back during the Obama administration, to tell them that if they didn't push fagshit they would lose US military backing and funding. Had that never happened trannies wouldn't even exist.

Where is normalfag anon.

>>42549260

I wanna kiss the bat

>>42549319
holy moly

>>42549174
Well, to bring it some relevance, think anyone else with plans to stream it will cancel?
As far as I can remember the only two that mentioned a plan to stream it are Nina and Saru

And considering Saru's PTSD over getting cancelled, I'd say she'd drop it.

>>42549309
I'm going to pretend that is copypasta, because if you typed all that, you are the saddest sperg among sad spergs.

>>42549316
This isn't helping

>>42548910
Sigrid probably has snow in her vision from all the shrooms she does

>>42549331
It's a manufactured controversy. There is little overlap between people on twitter pretending (yes, pretending) to be upset about the game, and viewers of Saru and Nina

We like Bao now!

>bao raided tob
unitychads stay winning

>>42549342
>all that
>ten sentences
>not even a paragraph
>all that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0ikW7pVa_I

>>42549423
Is she done with her Business Whale arc?

Now that we like Bao, say nice things about her.

>>42549423
I like bao now

>>42549309
Want an actual conspiracy? It's the forced sterilization of a mentally ill population because it's cheaper in the long run to chop off their genitals so they don't reproduce and die out rather than spend the money to actually address their issues.

>>42549447
I want to have sex with her

>>42549437
No one's clicking on your YouTube link, schizo. Be more concise or find funnier copypasta

>>42549462
Dumb.

>>42549437
if you’re over 25 and watching vtubers you need to reconsider your life

Reminder that the report function exists and you have to use it for it to work.

Chussy also exists.

Asmons watching the lucy video right now and is monologing about us sending lucy dick pics.

>>42549402
I don't think they are pretending. People who understand the least tend to have the strongest feelings on a subject.
I agree in the sense that a lot of the people that are outraged have no idea what "bad" opinions JK Rowling has, and even less of them have a coherent view of why those opinions are "bad". Such is life. Now imagine being a vtuber and navigating that outrage.

>>42549500
I reconsidered it, and it turns out I'm fine.

>>42549447
She's a whore

>>42549423
I do not like whores, sorry anon.

/lig/ hates whore clan

>>42549524
Noting to navigate, just a free trolls having a merry old time. Block and ignore. There are sincere trans activists somewhere but if they're yelling at vtubers about a game, they're doing it wrong.

>>42549558
Correct, I like whores but there's no one fun to watch in the whore clan

>>42549510
Good morning Max

>>42549550
But she raided Tob

>>42547925
https://youtu.be/T1YShYGk_6o?t=331

Do any SigBird watchers know if they ever got their racing wheel? Iirc, someone bought a wheel off of throne for them but I don't know if they ever used it on stream

>>42549558
I don’t enjoy their streams but I respect them and want to have sexual relations with them all (preferably at the same time)

>>42549447
I would like to have an orgy with her and her friends

>>42549500
It's the opposite.
If you're under 25, you should be developing your career and education. You get next to free human interaction at your work or education, and you have the energy for it.

>>42549500
I have and came to the conclusion that my current course in life is to go deeper into depravity.

>>42549500
go back normalfag

>>42549512
She literally asked for them

>>42549572
You say "nothing to navigate", and you're outlining a strategy of navigating it.

>>42549462
That's believable, but mine's not a conspiracy. It's fact. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/hillary-clinton-lgbt_b_1132908
>Huffpost
Yeah, I know. It's the first article that I could find on it though. Look at the meat of the message, you'll see that it's exactly what I described.

>>42549647
Yeah a strategy that takes 0.5 seconds and zero thought or energy and is barely worth discussing because it's so easy

>>42549439
until the next time

>>42549676
Just know that you don't make yourself seem smart when you say things like this.

>>42549719
Reading comprehension. You don't have to be smart to block and ignore annoying people, or to suggest blocking and ignoring annoying people. It's literally the easiest thing in the world.

>>42549631
Parasocial andy

>>42549759
weird looking nipples

>>42549719
If you're looking for smart you're on the wrong board, champ

>>42549709
Give it about a month or a huge event where she recklessly spends money - again

>>42549759
BASED

>>42549759

>>42549759
godspeed

>>42549759
good post

>>42549759
Nice pair of bongos

>>42549759
Sex and would milk.

>>42549759
based

>>42549759
Lolibaba is flat. Not realistic.

>>42549759

>>42549759
her nipples have nipples

>>42549750
sigh...
You're making this point out of ego. It's not a valuable opinion to anyone. I'm just saying that it makes you look like a retard instead.

>>42549759
god I hate big tits

still need geega sph

>>42549759
ARE THOSE-

>>42549759
BASEDDDDD

>>42549838
It's not valuable because it's overwhelmingly obvious and anyone who fails to follow such an easy and self-evident solution deserves whatever annoyance and inconvenience results from their failure to follow it

>>42549822

>>42549839
Faggot

>>42549759
her right areola looks like a suction cup or a tumor

>>42549629
Why haven't you posting as much?

>>42549981
I'm pulling by ads.

>>42549996
He is having sex

>>42550013
Is that true, normalfag anon? You having the sex?

>>42549462

>>42549981
whose arms are those supposed to be around her legs. what the hell is happening

>>42550208
Mine.

>>42550208
It's AI, just go with it.
Also I'm telling Geega

>>42550230
there is at least one person on each side anon

>>42549512
>shondo shows up on screen
>Chatter: "bro that's a little girl"

>>42544578
>the voices of literal dead people from the 1950s can be resurrected with AI black magic

>>42550259
Yes, me.

>>42550263
cursed crossover

>>42547925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEDSu51nvBU&t=21s

>>42550269
Wait until you hear my Oppenheimer JOI

>>42550263
it's kind insane to see all the retards bring up her voice
fucking Lucy's voice, of all things, and these mouthbreathers still say the same shit

>>42550350
*Cums* "now we are all sons of bitches"

>>42550397
lol

>asmon: people call others parasocial because they feel embarrassed for liking things, so they have to mask it with irony
Real and true

>>42550442
Alright, I'll bite. Where can I watch?

>>42550498
https://www.twitch.tv/zackrawrr

>>42550532
Why would I watch a real human being when I could watch anime people, Fucking Retarded

>>42550558
Becuse he's lucys oshi

>asmon watches lucy pyre
NOOOOOOOOO!!!
HE'S GONNA GROOM HER!

>isn't leave britney alone from before lucy was born
jesus, how young does he think she is? she's 26-27 because she used limewire

>>42550532
Of course he has a shit ton of tabs

>>42550691
Lucy is 18

>>42550691
>spoiler
FUCKING HELL! That's a crying shame.

Do you think Asmon could make a clay with bricky?

>>42550586
Lucy is just grifting. Look at what happened to Chair. Ignored now and forever even after mimicking his style for her first youtube video. She now has her sights set on Hasan for her next grifting target even though her chat is against it for obvious reasons

>>42550619
motherfucker can’t even groom himself

asmon is /here/

>>42550747
How is that a shame? She's right in my strike zone.
Here's the proof Lucy used lime wire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00OAH318NE4&t=5379s

>>42550788
Zing!

>>42550902
He doesn't hide it

>>42550442
he's kinda based sometimes.

Guess what happens in 45 minutes?
Un un un un un

>>42550902
proof? does he want a dick pic too? only if he asks though, i'm not some weirdo that sends unsolicited dick pics

>>42550922
I'm still older than her but I prefer the age gap to be more than 3 years. She's like at the literal cusp.

>>42550944
No idea what this means, wvt tourist

>>42551021
That's an odd accusation. Are you new?

>>42551014
>I prefer the age gap to be more than 3 years
what is this called?

>milky shows up in video
>chat spams JESUS booba
>asmon: her names milky btw
Why does he know that.

>>42551109
Everyone knows Milky. Her boobs are full of milk.

>>42551109
Asmon has become way more chuuba pilled than he lets on

>>42551109
He's /here/. He sent his dick to Lucy

>>42551099
It's called, "I don't want to deal with a girl that has too many unrealistic expectations."

is meat a fujo?

>>42551158
More than 3 years implies he wants them dumb, young, and full of cum. Otherwise he'd say less meaning closer to his old ass.

filian is based

If Lucy plays her cards right, she will reach wizard status in the next 3-4 years. God I want to marry her right now and refuse to bed her so she can cast spells.

>>42551265
based

filian is a waste of space

>>42551265
About to hit that status. I'll report back with my new abilities.

Geega said she likes hanging out with Haruka and Zen because they laugh at pee pee poo poo jokes and her other friends do not.

>>42550691
>>42550922
What is the general age for people who used limewire? My brother used it and he's 33

>>42551355
no one said the last 6 words but you, faggot

>>42551355
Peepee poopoo jokes are truly the humor of intellectuals. Snobs pretending to be smart wouldn't get it.

>>42551358
First time I used limewire was when I was like 16-17, so assuming you're a competent 7 year old then the youngest could be 20 at this point.

>>42551311
No one cares that you can’t get your dick wet. Funny how it’s always a lucy watcher

>>42551424
Chat reflects the streamer

How do I bait this individual into raping me?

>>42551502
She has to find you attractive first. Oh, and a Scottish tall boy.

good night liggers *kisses you up and down*

>>42551502
Do a sperm count treat and post it on your twitter

>>42551502
can you turn yourself into a spunky irreverent frigid white haired cat girl who does flips and pretends to be straight?

>>42551169
meat is a being of pure instinct

>>42551502
viking bod

Guess what's happening in 10 minutes?
Un un un un un

i miss her already

Well meat didn't wait 10 minutes longer and raid my wife, un un un un un, but she raided booba tummy squeaky voice lady!

>>42551831
I am starting to see what moot meant about australians.

>>42551831
Who did she raid?

>>42551871
Bitch it's 5am here, I can barely keep my eyes open waiting for this purple bitch I'm shilling to come on

>>42551896
Your shilling isn't making me want to watch them

>>42550691
Dont worry, Silver will fuck asmon and save lucy from him

Do you think any millennials and zoomers are naming their kids Snuffy and Veibae?

>>42551996
That's absolutely devastating news

>>42552004
I'd like to say no, but we do have a bunch of Khaleesis running around now

>>42552020
I know lmao they couldn't wait until the last season

>>42552020
there's significantly more people who watched GoT than there are watching vtubers.

xqc and asmongold will run interference, the /lig/gers will be safe to stream harry potter

>>42552063
Xqc went to amouranth's birthday party and had sex with pornstars. Also, I like vtubers

>>42552053
taking jokes seriously is a sign of autism anon.

>>42552088
what was the joke?

>>42552088
A sign of autism is not knowing when something is not a joke

>>42552063
gamma is playing it right now

>>42552088
You retards are really something sometimes. You know that you can answer jokes completely seriously, right? There's multiple reasons to do so, too. Only time that people need reminding is when they sperg out over a harmless joke.

>>42552201
wat

My oshi abandoned me. She was supposed to do 5am karaoke and it's 5:11am and she's not even Latina

>>42552213
I'm sorry I had to deliver the news. I know, it must be shocking to find out there's a whole new level of human interaction.

>>42552365
anons, what is he saying

MY WAIF, your unironic vtuber idol, with the voice of an angle, is now live with karaoke stream
un un un un un

do you think tob would like it more if i jacked off to her or her oshi

>>42552879
it doesn’t matter as long as you enjoy stay

I'm heating up the dough

>>42552004
Snuffy seems like an alright name desu but Veibae is kinda too out there.

>>42552932
in what part of the world does snuffy sound like an alright name?

>>42552978
In the part of the world where Snuffy is an alright name

bread
>>42553024
>>42553024
>>42553024