/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Unicornchads, we won.

>>42362084
Ok KFP, give me your best rrats why IRyS and your oshi don't get along.

>Orange woman
ew

>>42362084
>he lacks the critical knowledge

>>42362084
>God I love smelling smegma
>Yaaass me too I love it when I poke their pooper and they cum within 10 seconds
>My 4th sex friend love it when I lick his ear so kawhy

>>42362115
It's in the fucking middle of the night for her you retard

>>42362155
2/10, not spicy enough

>GIRL STALK
What did they mean by this?

>yfw it's actually called "Girl Stalk" not "Girl's Talk" and will be just Kiara and Mumei trying to pull Fauna into the true crime rabbit hole

>>42362084
Fixed

>>42362084
EN best girls

If your oshi isn't part of this, she isn't girly enough

>>42362138

>>42362203
So you want Mumei to sip a slurpee and Fauna to eat a bag of crisps on opposite sides of a 18 inch wall?

Are they gonna fart and talk about their periods? Their exes? ACTUAL girl talk? Or this will just be make up the stream

>>42362115
Umm, they don't?
you need to stop these voices from your head anon.

>>42362084
>Fa*na
Ruined

>>42362282
Do women have nothing else to discuss? Asking for a friend.

>>42362084
>called it "Secret GC" (girls chat)
what did she mean by this.

>>42362280
Good point
FauMei cute

>>42362084
>has a boyfriend
>had a boyfriend
>has a boyfriend
Unicorns are just cucks deep down

>>42362155
>Japan at 5 am when stream start
Retard didn't know the definition of middle of the night

>>42362115
Truth:
IRyS would never get up at 5am for a Collab. Other than that I think they just didn't have much interaction yet so there is no relationship either way right now.

Rrat:
IRyS manages to stay in Japan and meet senpais as often as she likes and Kiara hates her out of jealousy.

>>42362332
>Gilk

>>42362349
>as often as she likes
So never

>>42362115
Because timezones exist, retard.

>>42362313
Real girl talk is who’s fucking who. This will be girl talk light

>>42362332
This would never happen though, they are all too lazy to organize collabs.

>>42362512
>he didn't watch FauMei twilight watchalong kino and GOI endurance

>>42362084
Take my Fauna out of there. These 2 are the most boring girls in hololive. When is Gura coming back?

>>42362725
Never. Your lazy whore is never coming back.
I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

>>42362725
>fauna
>not boring
She’s the “comfiest” girl in holo behind ina

>>42362725
Claims the other 2 are the most boring girls, while defending the actual most boring girl.

>>42362115
There is no rrat, when one of them is streaming, the other person is sleeping, so they don't interact much. They get along well enough to banter, as evident of their encounters in Rust S2 (all kino, by the way).

>>42362084
Another clique bullshit starting?

>>42362725
>Sockpuppet ironing-cook Takanashi "the advent calendar" Kiara and Actual psycho Nanashi "I did 911" Mumei are boring.
You don't watch Fauna, or ANY streams really. You are just one more sad little catalog schizo.

>>42362115
IRyS slapped Kiara in front of Mori during the sweltering summer of 2021.

>>42362084
And Hitler was a Jewish communist.

>>42363033
This is a good trinity though.

>>42362332
>>42362203
lmao, without kiara

you'll get 2 podcasts max before they never do it again

>>42362115
Irys hates white girls

>>42363465
>you'll get 2 podcasts max before they never do it again
I would be pretty surprised if there's enough content for more than one stream, even if the members rotate.

The 3 girliest most-estrogeniest holoEN's are making a podcast that is literally 'eavesdropping girl's sleepover' experience

and you faggots are complaining

>>42362084
I don't hate Kiara, she at least understands what hololive is about, but she can be quite obnoxious in collabs at times

>>42363465
>2 podcasts max before they never do it again
that's more than enough

>>42362084
>FauMei
Good
>Kiara
Big pass.

>>42364036
>Not the first post from this IP
Eggboy already samefagging, yikes

>>42364036
Sperging about Wawa when without her we would never get this girl talk series

>>42363783
You sound like the faggot here. No straight man wants to watch that garbage.

>>42363636
But she wants to be white

>>42364337
It's called jealousy

>>42362203
basedo

>>42362084
>gfe and now wife
kfp winning

>>42362203
GILK

>>42362115
irys would have liked to be treated like the 6th member of en1 but kiara disliked that. she is too deep into the jap hierachial thinking to let that happen. so it's a cultural thing.

>>42362084
>chadcast but better
based chimken

>>42362355
>girl
>milk
>gilk

>>42364036
>good chemistry with Fauna
>no homo faction
>early streams
>loves her fans
There's no reason for me to hate her. She is a much better collab partner than rat.

Nope. All of them have acknowledged the homo's and follow them on Twitter

>>42362084
I would laugh if they start talking about guys they like, knowing we're all just virgins and all

>>42362203
>He doesn't know

>>42362084
>CGDCT
Yes this is what we want

>>42364288
>No straight man wants to watch this garbage
>Watches vtubers
Come on now

>>42362084
>cute voice
>screeching nails on a chalkboard
>cute voice
shoulda got ina instead of the turkey

>>42362332

>>42366798
lmao

mumei isnt really that girly
neither is irys
there isnt a third girly girl

>>42362084
Girlstalk?
Why are these girls stalking people?

>>42362084
>Kiara
>Holy
More like holy SHIT!

Who is Potato Chips?
What is the true meaning?

>>42362084
Sus

>>42362282
these woman have jobs and hobbies so no

>>42368012
AMOG-

>>42362084
lol I don’t think so
>Kiara spoke with Tempus on twitter
>Mumei collabed with Holostars

>>42362084
>boring green woman
>boring shit color woman
Meh.

>>42362084
Among Us collab

>>42362084
Based chicken. There isn't a hint of subtlety in the name. This is a no-tempiss zone.

>>42362084
Of what? No personality?

>>42362084
This is why I watch Hololive

>>42362115
They don't hate each other obviously but that's because both of them couldn't care less about the other.
Their tastes in say pop culture are wildly different, so there's very few reasons for one to engage in a conversation with the other girl besides work basically.
I'm not one to bring up old wounds but kfpfags made a very public hissy fit (of course that's just what twittards and leddit do) after Kiara's pity party members stream shortly after IRyS debut. Sure, most of it was toward to the corpo but IRyS still got hit with a lot of stray from that debacle. And they were all ride or die kfp, they were not some fucking normies who didn't know better, they were perfectly aware of the fact that the last thing people, outside this board obviously, wanted to see was them seemingly condemning an innocent girl who just happened to receive a very good opportunity, to put over their oshi's effort.
I guess what I want to say is maybe I prefer Kiara and IRyS just not being absolute best of friends, because of how fucking retarded many kfp regulars responded to IRyS' debut. At least board kfpfags at the time knew better and left IRyS out of it.

>>42362111
CHADcast officially cancelled, come home IRyS.

>>42362203
Based

>Kiara has interacted with Tempus on Twitter
>Fauna is one of the girls that follows the new 4 Tempus members on twitter
>Following is not mandatory because other girls don't follow them
>Mumei has been in a collab with StarsJP
I am so sorry unicorns.

>>42370075
Fauna follows Tempiss? Cringe.

>>42362203
HOLY FUCKING ZASED

>>42362203
>>42362332
So fucking based…

>>42364036
Unimaginably based

>>42370075
The arbitrary rules I made up don't apply when used against me!

>>42366557
Based
>>42366798
Cringe

>>42362118
Based
>>42362203
Holy shit that's based
>>42362332
YOU ARE SO BASED
>>42364036
BASED BASED BASED BASED

>>42366798
>KFPiss calling anyone else cucks
RORU
RUMAO

>>42362084
Mumei is as girly as your average construction worker. What was Kiara thinking?

>>42362512
They dont feel the need to keep the themself alive through attention of others and their fanbases*

>>42362084
mumei is a male

>>42370394
Mumei is the only futa she knows, and they wanted to have fun.

I hope Kiara gets murdered.

>>42362084
Based birb, keep the homobeggars seething. Strengthen your connections to the ones worth your time, and keeping ignoring Tempiss to death. The Tempisstroons just want you isolated and alone so they can pressure you.

>>42370459
t. tempisstroon

>Whoriara

>>42370382
I can save her

>>42370075
Is that... is that a... a FOLLOW ON TWITTER?!

NOOOOO IM BEING CUUUUCKEEEDDD HELP ME YAGOOOO

>>42370382
Who is the guy? Looks pretty rapeable.

>>42370459
Damn, this one kind of ruins her for me.

>>42370075
You really are stretching it now anon

>>42370075
How come Mumei hasn't collabed with stars in over a year?
Is she repenting?

>>42362111
Now you can get cucked by Fauna and Mumei in podcast format. A great victory.

>Innocuous stream about just being girly
>Unicorns insist that this is for them and that they relate to this
>There's a 100% non-possibility that they will start going rabid and calling everyone else gay and trans in any thread, with an 80% chance that they'll start rambling about cock at the same time.

>>42370751
Keep spamming doxxbeat, you failed.

>>42370786

>>42363783
>Wants to be part of a girl sleepover
>Calls normal anons faggots
What did he mean by this?

>>42370672
Her boyfriend would get upset

>>42362084
>Kiara schedules a stream the fans will like
>tempisstroons seethe about unicorns
>tempisstroon samefag and post dox
Like clockwork.
you faggots are pathetic. This is why no one cares what homobeggars want.

>>42370312
stop samefagging, you loser

>>42370947
They are not even subtle, it’s hilarious how bad they are at this.

>>42364288
I understand. We're expediting selections for the next StarEN wave to satisfy your tastes. You're welcome.

>>42370926
It's actually unicorns falseflagging to make Tempus sisters look bad.
You can tell by the phrases they use to attack the girls.

>Mumei
to me she's the least girly EN

>>42371027
I believe she is an owl.

All the west coast troons are waking up to yet another L and can’t do shit. Cope, seethe, and dilate you disgusting faggots.

>>42370926
>>42371013
No, you're actually just all retarded and this thread was almost perfectly made to shit on both of your cancerous sub-cultures.

Why couldn't it have been Ame, man

>>42371110
No one likes Tempiss and you will never be a woman.

>>42371110
That fence feel good in your ass?

>>42370872
>he doesn't know

>>42371127
>trash diver addicted to moss and monkeys

>>42370926
>>42371013
No anons who watch Tempus actually give a single flying fuck about Kiara.

>>42371161
>he pays for condoms

>>42371157
Nijishits are seething. They want everyone to be failures like them so they try to force Tempiss.

>>42371195
Except you, since you responded because you knew it was about you, disgusting tempisstroon.

>>42371194
I meant be one of the ones to not do love song duets with homos and collabs out of pettiness

>>42362084
The Whore Trinity

I wish I could look away from the catalog, but I can't. You stare at the abyss and it stares back at you and claws at your mind, painfully and slowly destroying your sanity one hour at a time until your entire personality is replaced by buzzwords. This is what they want you to believe is the supreme life, you fools. It was all a lie... it was all a lie to assimilate you into the blind idiot god they call discourse. This is the goal of the True Conspiracy. And we cannot stop it, we can only delay the inevitable. Why... why is the path that humanity has chosen? Why?

Just to be clear, if I superchat multiple times about Tempiss during this stream it will ruin basically every single viewer's mood right?

>>42371305
Say it without crying tempisstroon. Your fucking failures are an embarrassment.

>>42371331
No one cares about SCs during collabs

>>42367774
>>42370394
Mumei is interested in doing girly stuff, but hasn’t had the chance.
>>42367875
Mumei is a voyeur.

>>42371331
why would it?

>>42371280
Yes except me, cause I despise Kiara as a person and hope she graduates. Though I already know that she's way to desperate to graduate from Holo at this point.

look they're seething

>>42362155
Oh really? I don't know the times too well, well solves that I guess.

>>42371027
The stream idea started during a pretty long post-game zatsu of a Kiara/Mumei Keywe collab where the two of them talked about a lot of girly stuff.
Mumei seems to be less experienced with some of the girly things but having people with a variety of experiences should be good for the stream. Instead of falling into the trap of going "you know that thing?" "yeah!" they might have to explain stuff to Mumet which is good for the audience.

>>42371321
This aint the place to submit your philosophy essay to anon

>>42371331
It will get ignored just like those Tempiss faggots, so go right ahead.

Mumei will never be a penguin :)

>>42371354
>>42371360
So the answer is yes.

>>42371321
Just remember that the majority of the catalog users are just bored shitposters and dramabaiters. Just don't take any of it seriously and play along, and definitely don't do a Millie.

>>42371379
keep seething, loser

>>42371331
The seethe would be hilarious

>>42371433
Only if you keep doing it as well

>>42371347
They were whores long before Tempus was a thing.

>>42364288
>Why would straight men want to watch cute girls do cute things.

>>42370672
Because she accepted the first one without knowing that guys would be involved. Iofi knows better than to do that again, and Ollie at least knows better than to ask for stuff where she has to interact with them.

>>42362084
man i'm so happy that we have 2 good girls from council the rest are a big failure for vt in general

>>42371425
I tried playing along. I played along for years anon. But slowly any semblance of my personality was replaced by buzzwords. And the buzzwords eventually became my god. I can no longer operate without these buzzwords, removing them from my vernicular would be akin to suicide. This is the fate that shitposters want.

>>42362084
You should not mock God.

>>42371463
oh nyo let's go into dox and not what are they now because we care about past/personal life and not the act as a vtuber for holo

>>42371331
We all know you won't do shit

>>42371331
Yes, please send Kiara money. Maybe she will even yawn at your lame trolling attempts. Next week when she actually reads the SCs from that stream and just ignores or defuses any Tempus mention.

>>42371418
Do it, you won't.

>>42370672
Yes. She knows where her audience are.

>>42371331
Yes. Do it please.

>>42366557
>Turkey
But Reine is not there?

>>42368394
>Shit color
>Shit is Brown
Why do you hate Mumei and Fauna so much?

>hoomans get away with cleaning Mumei's record 24/7
>kronies try to do the same and get universally shat on
There's something fishy going on behind the scenes.

>>42370872
Yeah me

>Post the girl's doxx, trying to make em look bad.
>Chooses ones that make em look based and even showing humility.

Damn, how can you be so bad at hating someone?

>>42371466
So do you go to wine parties with women? Genuine question. I've never met a man in person who says "I wish I could sit around and listen to women talk about vapid trivialities" .

>>42372607
No, I don't drink, I just like being around cute girls, what they talk about is irrelevant.

>>42372750
>I just like being around cute girls, what they talk about is irrelevant.
See, this response is very telling.

>>42372750
I can agree on this, its soothing/comfy

>>42372190
They're boring

>>42371147
Troons living rent free in your head.

>>42371435
>The seethe would be hilarious

>>42373116
but enough about Ame

>>42372239
it doesnt work if kronii keeps collabing with men, it looked like she wanted to come back into the fold but then she went right back to collabing with her boyffriend vesper

>>42371331
Do it.
Nobody in hololive ever reads superchats during collabs. All you'll get is Kiara ignoring you during superchat reading.

>>42371161
>h-he doesn't know *sniff*
kek

>>42373426
Holy fuck you destroyed that dude

>>42373302
Clam down chumkek you can discuss your rent prices in another thread.

>>42371509
Lmao mock what god ya nerd

>>42362203
Based GilkCHAD

>>42373426
Are you going to keep crying, or will you be posting shit from two years ago again?

>>42372607
I like talking with women, yes. You know who makes terrible conversational partners? Married people, regardless of gender. The longer someone's married, the more they let themselves go both physically and mentally. They become ignorant, uninteresting, crass and impolite. Women talking about their skincare, making an effort to weigh the positive and the negatives of each product and the process they use? That shit is interesting. A bored housewife talking about her embiggened lymph nodes and how the doctor was rude to her? That shit's vile to listen to.

>>42373335
>flashback of mori "twitch head" of reading supas in collabs
kek this bitch

>>42371331
Kiara will just ignore you.
That Kronie troll sending everyone a SC begging them to ask Kronii to unban him just got met with "Sucks to be you, use an alt account. Thanks for the money though!" from Kiara.

>>42374268
I don't consider Mori part of Hololive.

>>42374268
the audacity of this dumb bitch

>>42371331
do it faggot so that you may get doxxed and 41% yourself

>>42362203
BASED

why is kiara even there

>>42362201
>It's Kiara, Mumei and Fauna going through their fanbases twitter and youtube accounts

>>42374608
kinda based

dose females do b exchangin dialogue doe

>>42362084
>Fauna
Very Nice
>Mumei
Very Nice
>Kiara
Very Nice
CGDCT appreciators in for a good time

>>42375189
>why is Kiara part of the collab she organized
Gee Anon, I don't know

>>42374608
Mumei got the same SC from the same guy and just pretended it was blank.

Unicorns are officially unwelcome and on suicide watch because they're about to talk about cute boys (unicorns real interest in the stream).

>>42362349
Rrelated Rrat:
Kiara is a mid 2000s turboweeb that actually dropped out of highschool to live in japan and be an real life aidoru. This genuinely honest to christ ruined her life in that until 3 years ago shes was a late 20s woman with no education or job experience outside of an extremely niche japan-only industry with no women older than 23.
She did all this in hopes that she'd adapt well enough, make enough friends, network enough,... so that she'd one day be a fully naturalized Former Gaijin. An all-in hail mary that ends in either miraculous success or actual irl suicide.
Irys does what Kiara wants to do, the way she wants to do it, but she was born japanese in japan. Zero risk involved.
I'd be mad too.

Holy crap...am I gay for enjoying this?

>>42372607
Its a zatsu you literal mongoloid. Everything everyone talks about on these are "vapid trivialities", thats what the format is about.

Is Fauna tall?

For me it's FaGuMei

>>42362084
Cool

Homobeggers wish they could have a trio this good

>>42362115
Stay mad KFP

>>42391691
>still regularly releases music that does worse than orange woman's
It takes a lot to get mogged by chicken but IRyS accomplishes it lol

Bro its insane how cuckfags will post doxx from 2 plus years ago and use it as if its even remotely relevant to now. Actually embarrassing.

>>42381441
>listening to cute girls being cute is now gay
Are you listening to yourself?

>>42391691
>>42392015
>Linking it in the KFP split
Bro is arguing with himself.

>>42362084
>Stream where girls talk about girly things
>Somehow upsets unicorns, anti-unicorns, standard schizos, anti and pro homofags, and trannies
How is this possible

>>42363211
yes actually

>>42393676
Kiara and Mumei make schizos seethe merely by existing.

>>42393676
>Anons constantly talk about how much they hate homos and male collabers, yet at the same time sperg out if the girls talk about girly things.

>>42362084
Who are they stalking? Kronii?

>>42395822
They’re the girls, and the viewers are stalking them.

>>42364288
This but unironically. I don't understand why people here are so obsessed with girl talk bullshit and girls being boring as fuck talking about girl shit. Back in the day, girl talk was a negative word boys would throw around when girls started talking about stupid bullshit like make up and their feelings. I've no interest in the banal chatter of women folk. Instead let me talk to them in autistic detail about cool shit.

>>42371147
Troons don't like male vtubers you fucking retard. Troons are more likely to be interested in "girl talk" because they're obsessed with femininity.

>>42371147
>>42396069
>YOU'RE TRANS
>NO YOU'RE TRANS
Holy shit rent free

>>42362115
You’re still trying this?
>>37978856