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>> No.42276596
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>> No.42276639

Gura and I are in love.

>> No.42276660

I still can't believe I fell so deeply in love with this girl. A few years ago I was sure something like this could never happen to me.

>> No.42276874
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.42276907

>>42276639
She loves me more though

>> No.42276939
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I love my wife so much!!

>> No.42276970

>>42276568
why is she so tall

>> No.42277093

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.42277109

Gura pee.

>> No.42277174
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>> No.42277388

I just decimated the toilet

>> No.42277447

>>42277388
gura...

>> No.42277532

>>42277388
What 25 plates of sushi does to a mf

>> No.42277573

They played 'Ride on Time' when they stepped into Tower records

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>>42277573

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*pfffffft*

>> No.42277948
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AOI SUI HEISEN O
IMA KAKE NUKETEKU

>> No.42278138

>>42277573
Toaw...

>> No.42278310
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>> No.42278468

Gura erotic?

>> No.42278500

>>42278468
i want to smell her buttcrack.

>> No.42279314

This place is so slow. Need Gura to give us some twatter activity

>> No.42279442

>>42277573
Goob version or original?

>> No.42279529

>>42279314
I like when we slow down.

>> No.42279678

>>42279442
I think she said original
tatsuro yamashita just released a best of album

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If you look her in the eye, congratulations, you're normal.
If you look at her foot, congratulations, Gura groomed you successfully.

>> No.42279878 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.42280082

Gura confirmed to be in Japan until at least February 18th

>> No.42280122

>>42280082
I spaced out. What did Ina say?

>> No.42280127
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>>42279826
My eyes always go straight to her butt

>> No.42280144

>>42280082
Nice but how is it confirmed?

>> No.42280156

>>42280122
Ina says she'll be in the Apex tournament while being in Japan

>> No.42280162
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I've been sick for the last 4 days, my own body is trying to suffocate me right now. If I don't make it please tell Gura I love her. I've been wanting to see her for so long.
Captcha: Pray4

>> No.42280194

>>42280162
Alright, I'll tell her I love her.

>> No.42280204

Gura confirmed to be home from Japan by the 12th

>> No.42280238

Gura confirmed to be passed out on my lap

>> No.42280268

Gura confirmed to be my daughterwife

>> No.42280274

Gura confirmed to be the cutest shark in the world!

>> No.42280293

Gura confirmed to be a shark

>> No.42280305

>>42280274
Too far, gonna need some proof

>> No.42280467

https://twitter.com/tanigox/status/1621347682643222529

>> No.42280509

Gura confirmed!

>> No.42280535

>>42280156
Wait, Ina said Gura will be in Japan for the tournament or was she talking about herself?

>> No.42280578

Gura!

>> No.42280596
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Gura confirmed to have the best cunny in the world

>> No.42280652

>>42280467
Gura will meet Yagoo one of these days in a meeting!

>> No.42280682

>>42280535
herself

>> No.42280822

>>42280682
Ok so that doesn't mean Gura will be

>> No.42281020

i've been out of internet for 2 days
any new Gooba stories?
capcha: H0OSHA

>> No.42281036

I hope Gura goes home soon. I've had enough of Japan. I want to go back to normal please

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>>42281036
Gura is constantly going to the studio
she's working hard for us
just hold a little longer

>> No.42281450

Communication doko?

>> No.42281464

>>42281450
hi

>> No.42281475

>>42281036
Every reply to this that comes to mind is beyond cynical. I'll just leave it at 'fuck it, Japan works'. We've been getting the alternative for a while.

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>> No.42282609

>>42276970
Teen gura

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>>42282555

>> No.42283096

>>42282794
Mating press

>> No.42283117
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See also:
Adult Gura

>> No.42283367

>>42282609
Gura is already full grown

>> No.42283648

im happy my sharkie is meeting senpai and experiencing japan. i love and miss goooob T_T

>> No.42283687

>>42283648
same desu

>> No.42284360

>>42263030
dumb shark still doesn't know how to spell her favorite game genre T oT

>> No.42284378
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>>42283648
I'm not, her perfect cun is getting ruined by them.

>> No.42284694

I just want to hug Gura and never ever let her go.

>> No.42284913

>>42284694
what if she needs to use the little sharks room????

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>>42284913
That's what my mouth is for.

>> No.42285214

>>42284913
Never let her go...

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Today's goom is followed by a lonely sadness.

>> No.42285433

>>42285224
My wife is so hot

>> No.42285541
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>>42285286
You goomed without permission what did you expect?

>> No.42285620

I just want to hold Gura and tell her everything is going to be OK

>> No.42285737
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>>42285541
I'm not a permission goomer, I'm a daily goomer, the more I goom the more energy I give my wife for her triumphant return. I was only able to manage 4 though, I'll make it up to her tomorrow with another 5 or 6.

>> No.42286118

>>42285737
Amazing tummy ToT

>> No.42286233

>>42285224
What is this ice-cream made off? I don't think cream is supposed to be that sticky.

>> No.42286315

>>42286233
Gura is just very drooly some days. Golden saliva or whatever she called it.

>> No.42286325

>>42286233
My children made it.

>> No.42286331

>>42286233
yeah, me.

>> No.42286610
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Sex with gura while ina watches!

>> No.42286658

>>42286610
would be cute if they hold hands while you fuck them.

>> No.42286741

>>42286610
imagine the naizuri

>> No.42286774

>>42286610
IS THAT A

>> No.42286918

>>42286610
Ina and Gura sharing the same cock. Uoooh

>> No.42287067

I bet that Yagoo has talked to both Gooba and Ina to help practice his english

>> No.42287140

Imagine Gura masturbating alone in her hotel room. Unfamiliar with the surroundings around her. Just quietly listening to the sloppy sounds her cunny makes.

>> No.42287145

>>42287067
As cute as he is I dunno how the fuck he doesn't fall to the temptation and fuck all the talents.

>> No.42287199

>>42287140
She might be too exhausted from the traveling to do much, but then again she's constantly surrounded by cute and erotic japanese girls, so...

>> No.42287418

I hope she's having fun in Japan, but I just can't imagine it's easy for her.
Remember how stressed she was for the last offcollab? I mean, she was even stressed while visiting her own family for Thanksgiving.
But on top of dealing with health issues, she also:
Is in another country where she can't understand the language.
Is meeting a load of JP senpai who she wants to make a good impression on, while struggling to communicate with them.
Apparently is going to stay in the same house as all of Myth? So she won't even be able to be alone properly in the evenings.
Has to do a lot of work all the time (Kiara called it a 'very busy month').
Is going to be streaming at the same time.
And all of this is going to last a whole month?
I want to be happy for her, but honestly it sounds exhausting.

>> No.42287589

>>42287418
She's a big girl now. She'll be fine.

>> No.42287643

>>42287418
The excitement of everything will help her keep going though. It's a trip of a life time. She'll be zoinked after all of it though, she'll be happy to be back home and streaming all comfy like. I'm confident she survive. I'm a socially anxious awkward introverted isolated fuck, and i've circled the globe twice and been to 11 countries. If I can manage, she will be fine.

>> No.42287657

>>42287418
She has me as her emotional support. Don't worry.

>> No.42287792

How many pairs of panties did Gura bring to Japan. I hope she gets to at least wear a fresh pair everyday.

>> No.42287867

>>42287792
Probably not enough. But I bet she'll see some cute kids panties in japan and buy them and wear them for future streams.

>> No.42288340

>>42287657
thanks ina

>> No.42288353

gura should play new vegas so she can sing along with the radio

>> No.42288523 [DELETED] 

There is no way Gura does not have a boyfriend and I bet he’s at least 6’3”, handsome and fit and mogs this entire board

>> No.42288536

>>42288523
uh yeah me?

>> No.42288551

>>42288523
yeah, me

>> No.42288572

>>42288523
me.

>> No.42288577

>>42288523
I’m 6’4” actually

>> No.42288604

>>42288523
Describes me perfectly, because im him

>> No.42288649

>>42288523
I know him. Because he is me.

>> No.42288720

What did Ina say to Gura on her stream?

>> No.42288758

Stop pretending to be me, dorks.

>> No.42288767

>>42281036
Same desu

>> No.42288846 [DELETED] 

>>42288536
>>42288551
>>42288572
>>42288577
>>42288604
>>42288649
None of you incels have ever had a gf and Gura would laugh at you and call the cops on you if you approached her cuz you’re so ugly and autistic

>> No.42288870

>>42288523
Actually I am 5’7”, ugly, and out of shape.

>> No.42288893

>>42288523
I am 6 inches, do I stand a chance?

>> No.42288896

Do you guys think Ina helped Gura change her pissy diaper at least once?

>> No.42288916

Were there any new Gura mentions during the last 10 hours or so?

>> No.42288941

>>42288846
But Gura is autistic as well you retard

>> No.42288956

>>42288846
Cope. Cancelled and no refunds btw

>> No.42288969

>>42288941
Autistic women generally don’t date autistic men. Only exception if the autistic guy is hot.

>> No.42288991

>>42288846
retard

>> No.42289070

>>42288941
>>42288956
>>42288991
You guys seriously need Andrew Tate and Fresh & Fit in your lives. Maybe you’d get laid and get your money up. Chuubas fuck masculine fit alphas too, you know.

>> No.42289075

>>42288969
Wow, you literally just described normal women.

>> No.42289118

>>42286233
>I don't think cream is supposed to be that sticky.
Ice cream is loaded with sugar and is sticky as fuck, what are you talking about?

>> No.42289122

>>42288916
Watch the start of inas stream

>> No.42289127

>>42288846
are you a bit angry at incels bro? Why you mad? Upset that you'll never be a women, yet failed at being a man?

>> No.42289146

>>42289070
I'm not a virgin though, nor am I poor.
Nice larp though anon.

>> No.42289178

>>42289075
Autistic women have options, too. And like normal women, find the same kind of guys attractive. Which usually isn’t autistic guys with no social graces or masculinity.

>> No.42289206

>>42289070
>Andrew Tate and Fresh & Fit
Only virginal incels watch that shit lol

>> No.42289252

you know you could always post cunny instead of replying to the most retarded bait in the planet

>> No.42289256

What the fuck just happened?
Anyway, Gura cute!

>> No.42289260

My Gura membership expired, will be renewing on her return.

I count of you to alert me on any guerilla streams within the next few days.

>> No.42289292

>>42289260
Gura is currently returning home from Japan.
Give her a few days.

>> No.42289298

>>42289260
That's a member privilege, sorry.

>> No.42289315

>>42289260
You're a faggot grey. Die in a fire.

>> No.42289355

>>42289206
That is definitely true but whatever makes you feel better.

>> No.42289382
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Gura ignores drama, so you should too. Remember that posts here are inconsequential, (less than 0.01% of fans are here) so don’t feel like you need to respond to schizos or their larping/samefagging. Report and ignore, they’re not worth your time.

>> No.42289417

I want to smell Gura's fart in a bath.

>> No.42289511

Because of Gura, I only watch pornstars who has a height of 142cm and shorter.

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>> No.42289533

>>42289417
Please die.

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>>42289256
Something something AR got cancelled and sister come here to venting

>> No.42289542

>>42289260
I expect she'll be back sometime between Thursday and Sunday next week.

>> No.42289551

I literally got into scuba diving and tried to hit on a tiger shark because of gura

>> No.42289572

>>42289511
what search terms do you use to find these tiny women? I need to insert my Gura tulpa into them.

>> No.42289576

>>42289256
Shrimps fight each other for the Queen's favor. Too bad she's not looking and will never lnow how cool and successful they are on vietnamese basket weaving forum.

>> No.42289578

>>42289522
She sounds so flat! T u T

>> No.42289596

>>42289533
nta but you're definitely the one that needs to leave
begone, newfag

>> No.42289601

>>42289417
Gura laughs when she farts in the bath and a bubble travels between her cheeks

>> No.42289701

>>42289596
People who get off to farts deserve to be castrated. Or locked up in an institution.

>> No.42289729

>>42289533
>never had a girl fart on his dick before.
One day bro, I believe.

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>>42289206
>Andrew Tate for my fitness information
Fucking KEK. No thanks I'll stick with Derek he actually explains the science behind shit.

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>>42289701
*pffffft* uh oh stinky!

>> No.42289782

>>42289734
What colour is your Bugatti, brokie?

>> No.42289811

>>42289729
Advise to all my bros. Never fuck a drunk woman. They poop and pee without warning. It dosent matter if they look as cute as Gura.

>> No.42289813

>>42289729
people don't understand that this is what creates the fetish
nobody would get off to it if it didn't genuinely feel really good to have this happen to you from an attractive woman

>> No.42289815

>>42289782
I don't drive I have a motercycle.

>> No.42289816

>>42289701
>wait till he gets a girlfriend and finds out that she actually farts all the time.
Also, how dead inside do you have to be to be unable to laugh at a little toot?

>> No.42290105

>>42289070
the true sign of an alpha male, listening to advice from a kickboxer that doesn't actually kickbox anymore, and instead just tries to get impressionable retards to buy a bunch of shit they don't need so they can feel better about spending thousands a month on prostitutes

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Too much text, here is a cute picture of Gura.

>> No.42290235

>>42290214
Mating press

>> No.42290250
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theres nothing wrong with piss

>> No.42290263
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I just really love Gura. I’m sorry if that upsets you.

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I think

>> No.42290295

You're not seriously talking about Andrew Tate? Good lord please stop.

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Is this a nijjinigger that's upset his whore branch is exploding?

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>>42290284
stop that

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>>42290295
The whole manosphere thing is fucking gay. Thank god Gura is here to inject a little femininity into things. Just like I'd inject my masculine semen into her quivering cunt.

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>>42290374
>The whole manosphere thing is fucking gay
no bro you just don't understand, you gotta go from being a low status gamma to a mid status delta male so that you can get 0.0000234% better odds trying to fuck washed up whores on tinder bro. believe me I fucked like 4 absolutely hammered bar thots in 2022 I'm a chad and you can be just like me

>> No.42290654

How so i peep on Gura and Ina at the onsen?

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>>42289417

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>>42290654
with a cartoonishly long pair of binoculars

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>>42290679
3... 2... 1...

>> No.42291015

If there was a live feed from Gura's hotel toilet in /vt/ to watch her pee and poop, how long will it stay up until the police takes it down?

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>>42290840

>> No.42291157

Don't you hate it when tp gets stuck to your glans? I need Gurs to peel it off with her dexterous little tongue.

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>> No.42291187

>>42287418
She's stressed out because of that pink whore, she's with Ina now

>> No.42291193

>>42290840
I live in there

>> No.42291207

>>42291166
night bud

>> No.42291260

>>42291157
i hate when tiny bits of toilet paper are stuck to a girl's asshole. Makes me gag. Like i'm there to eat her asshole so deep that I can taste her breakfast, don't want to eat paper. Wonder if Gura will be a bidet convert when she returns from Japan.

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>>42291166
Shark dreams

>> No.42291337

>>42291157
>>42291260
I’m 26 and never even been on a date or kissed. Fuck you.

>> No.42291465

>>42291337
bro, i know it's cliche to say, but if I can, then fucking anyone can. Fuck a fattie if you're that desperate.

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>>42291337
I have a son.

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>>42291337
calm down, that shit is just luck of the draw. i had much more sex in my teens than in my twenties despite being a much worse person on all levels because life isn't fair, at all.
we all ended up here talking about the same anime shark girl anyway

>> No.42291525

>>42291260
she's already had a a washlet attachment on her toilet for years

>> No.42291526

Gura = cute, prove me wrong.

>> No.42291604

>>42291465
Fatties date hot fit dudes too these days. I’m screwed.
>>42291466
I will never have a family. My family name and bloodline will die with me.
>>42291492
Guys who have sex in their teens are normies or Chads who don’t know what it’s like to be short, ugly and autistic

>> No.42291644

Who let the teakeks in

>> No.42291705

>>42289382
>Anyone can cook
Then why don't you, you little gremlin?!

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>>42291604
I know how you feel bud. I don't know whats up with me either. It seems like every girl that I talk to is taken or is just saying they are. I'm just happy that I have goob.

>> No.42291752 [DELETED] 

Gura is in her mid 20s IRL, correct?

>> No.42291761
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>>42291604
>My family name and bloodline will die with me.
So? Mine will probably die with me too, because society was built for extroverts, not for us. Focus on the things you can control and get better at, like physical strength and conditioning, intellectual pursuits, creative pursuits, etc.

>> No.42291810

>>42291761
Mate if you were having sex in your teens then you are clearly attractive and can definitely have a family when you want.

>> No.42291822

>>42291604
I'm short, fat, autistic with extremely severe adhd, tiny penis, and the mind of a 14 year old, weird shaped head, and got the personality of smeared dog shit. Yet I got laid. Just do activities that lead you to interact with girls. My next plan is to goto an adult Japanese language class, and while learning some ching chong, maybe meet some girls. One girl I slept with I met during an international student exchange program, another one was met doing a rock esteidford music thing (though theater kids are fucking retarded, approach with caution), another I met on a fucking furry forum, it's possible. Find ways to create new social connections, and don't burn bridges with old friends, there's always a way.

>> No.42291826 [DELETED] 

>>42291752
‘98

>> No.42291874

>>42291822
not him but shudder imagining how fat and ugly the girls you date are, either that or you’re a liar

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>>42291822
I don't know anon. Despite all that you seem pretty normalfag.

>> No.42291900

>>42291604
With that attitude you won't ever change
No one's gonna do shit for you, ever
If you wanted to do something with your life you would be actively moving towards that goal already. It's not society's fault that you're being grumpy online

>> No.42291953
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You guys never fail at making me feel better about myself.

>> No.42291964

>>42291900
I never said it’s anyone’s fault. I’m just unlucky.

>> No.42291999

I hope you feel better!

>> No.42292089

>>42291874
I've had some good looking, like a 7 or 8, skinny, cute face and i've had some uggo fatties but they were an absolutely lovely person. Her pussy still felt good too.

>> No.42292121

>>42291964
Unlucky or you just haven't taken many chances?
Even if you only have a 1/100 chance of making a meaningful connection, you you just have to eventually meet 100 people.
If you never interact with any, how are you gonna do that?

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>>42291810
>if you were having sex in your teens then you are clearly attractive and can definitely have a family when you want
No, because social dynamics change, and establishing relationships takes more bullshit when you're out of high school/college/etc. than it does when you're within those contexts. Being physically attractive changes absolutely nothing, contrary to what incels think, because if you're not willing to suffer the bullshit required to get into a relationship you're not getting into one, period.
Money/looks/physical strength and conditioning mean absolutely jack shit compared to social connections and tolerance for listening to shit you don't actually care about at all, I can tell you from first hand experience. It's better to focus on things that actually have value to you as an individual and assume as a bygone conclusion that reproducing is out of the question for you.

>> No.42292195

>>42291964
luck plays a part, but that's not the whole story, you still have an opportunity, you just have to take action, and not consign yourself to a life of defeat. The incel mindset is so fucking poisonous. Let Gura pull you out of that mindset. Cunny is worth the effort, worth the trouble.

>> No.42292279

>>42292121
I’m fat, unemployed, a NEET and living with my parents. I’m in no position to be taking chances with women in my current state, especially at my age. Even then women hate guys who are virgins at an older age.

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>>42292183
There is a lot of truth in this. Sometimes when I feel down about it all, I remind myself that had I had a family, I would never have had the time to read all the books I have, express myself creatively, or even be a lazy gamer. I can spend hours watching live cams of bird nests or documentaries just because I'm curious about a subject. So my loss in one part of life is a gain in another.

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>>42292279
>Basement dweller
>Doesn't interact with women
>Knows what they like and hate
Wut?

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>>42292279
>I’m fat, unemployed, a NEET and living with my parents.
Then fix those things first rather than just trying to get your dick wet. Sex in a modern context has been turned into cheap dogshit, mutual masturbation that's dangled as a carrot on a stick to keep you in line. It has very little value compared to what you have the potential to create, but to do that, you need to fix the obvious problems first, like being out of shape and not self-sufficient.
Your brain literally can't function properly in the absence of regular endorphin highs.
>>42292413
This guy gets it, I have an older friend who has a family with a wife and kids, told him I quit my job just to focus on drawing and travelling for a few months and he told me how he wished he had waited for longer to take on those responsibilities so that he could have done that kind of thing at my age. It's not everything, the grass is always greener on the other side of the hill.

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>>42292279
Your virginity is none of the woman's business until the relationship at least gets off the ground. You gotta start at the first step, worry about virginity and bodycounts later. Expand your social network, partake in hobbies that not only improve your own life but also put you into social groups with women. Go to a language class, join a hiking group, goto cons n shit, hell I joined the local archery club, at least I can watch cute girls shoot arrows, if you have existing friends, use them as stepping stones to make more friends and expand your connections, do it now before it is too late and you're too old like me. Here's a gurabutt cos I'm wayyy off topic.

>> No.42292661

>>42292562
Ever heard of statistics?
What women like
>Stsrbucks
>travel
>meeting new people
>movies
>music
Etc

>> No.42292725
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Stop with this self-improvement bullshit or i will shoot you, now dump your cunny folder!

>> No.42292785

>>42292637
>partake in hobbies that not only improve your own life but also put you into social groups with women
Honestly, I wouldn't have this as a priority, because it creates the subconscious (and generally false) expectation that doing the thing you're doing is going to get you women. This heavily limits how much you can actually enjoy your hobbies, I think a good example is combat sports, they're some of the most fulfilling hobbies you can possibly have but you're not going to meet women doing them because it's mainly just dudes that actually stick with them.

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>>42292725
Idk man I'm personally enjoying this. I always find it amusing when other guys see women as some sort of elusive mythical beast that you can somehow understand based on statistical analysis yet be incapable of saying hi to.

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It's been a few days since I've dropped by. I heard that the pink coyote met Gura and hugged her and was really happy to meet her, so that's cute. Any other Gura news or info I missed?

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>>42292725
>Self-improvemnt bullshit
Anon, Gura would love if we improve ourselves even if the way we are is fine too.

>> No.42292867

>>42292832
You ain't improving shit, if anons mind is broken

>> No.42292899

>>42292725
i was banned for posting sfw cunny because our rent free lurkers reported it. i dont have good cunny on the phone

>> No.42292913

>>42292829
Inas been dating Gura everyday, that selfish squid

>> No.42292918

>>42292829
GurIna met PekoMari

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>>42292913
that greedy bitch...

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>>42292785
yeah i worded that badly. You're right, it needs to be primarily something that benefits you. Though for me martial arts let me spar with cute girls, and they smelled sooooo good. But yeah you have to remove the expectations of girls being in the hobby from your mind, and just kinda let it happen. Treat the expansion of your social circles as a secondary bonus of doing the hobby. I went a volunteered to drive some trams for the tram museum for a while, and surprise surprise there were no girls there hahaha. But I still had a good time, and got some social practice talking to old dudes. Watching this anime about girls doing Judo. Maybe I'll take up Judo next, get fit, but maybe get to grope and throw sweaty girls around.

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>>42292913
More like tard wrangling her.

>> No.42293064

>>42293049
god im so jealous........

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I want to be Gura's tard wrangler. I already know what that's like, so it'd be great to do it for someone I actually really like...

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>>42292994
>Watching this anime about girls doing Judo. Maybe I'll take up Judo next, get fit, but maybe get to grope and throw sweaty girls around.
You should do it, it's probably the single best physical activity you can do with your time.
A few caveats though:
1. You WILL eventually get injured
2. You WON'T be meeting many women
3. You WILL be getting thrown around by people better than you regularly for as long as you do it

That being said, there is literally nothing in the world like the feeling of landing one of your favorite throws on someone you know is a tough opponent.

>> No.42293329
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IM DONE WITH THE FUNNY, POSTING CUNNY

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sleepy cunny

>> No.42293522

>>42293412
>>42293329
I'll allow it.

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oyasame

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Ooops I'm under your desk Gura. What are you gonna do about it? T o T

>> No.42293551

>>42293412
puffy cunny ToT

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>>42293183
Sounds like fun, and a great way to meet new friends. And you never know might find a male friend that can hook me up with a girl they know. Here's Gura peeing because she cummed.

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In a way I'm jealous of some of you guys right now. I can't bring myself to even think about being with other women because im still madly in love with Gura and want nothing more than to raise a family with her and spend life together with her. I just worry that im gonna waste the rest of my 20s not even trying to date because im chasing a pipedream. Im fully aware it will probably never happen but im too hung up chasing that low chance because I don't think ill ever find someone like her again./spoiler]

>> No.42294298

>>42294237
I think Gura would want us all to find our own happiness.

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>>42294237
Enjoy your time with Gura, but make sure to prioritize your own wellbeing. Let her inspire you to be better, but also keep your options open, never know what might happen.

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>>42294298
>>42294391
>I think Gura would want us all to find our own happiness.
I'm not saying my happiness is fully dependent on her but it's hard to even think about finding someone besides her because I've never met another girl that stood out to me in the way Gura does. She's extremely special and im glad a lot of people can see that, but it also hurts knowing that for the same reason I probably won't end up marrying her

>> No.42294414

>>42294237
Im not bothering until after Gura graduates. I’m too in love with her and think about her so much that it wouldn’t be fair to any girl I find while she’s still active.

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>Gura denies you cunny access with her tail
What do?

>> No.42294823

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE LOVE LOVE GURAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.42294883
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>>42294817
Her tail is denying access even when I made her stand up. What should I do aaaaaaaa this brat!!!!

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*pfffffft*
Goodnight chumbies.

>> No.42294914

>>42294883
correction in the mouth it is

>> No.42294954

>>42294914
She is glaring at me and grinding her teeth! Im scared now. How can I make her submit to me?

>> No.42295044

>>42294954
deep throat rape with gagging and vomiting and mucus everywhere.

>> No.42295132

>>42294883
Get the jaws of life

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>>42294883
I've been lifting weights just for this! I'm going to pry that tail away and get full access to that pristine tight little cun cun!

>> No.42295443

>>42294883
Why no one thought of spiking her drinks or gas the room.

Would you rape her while she sleeps or do it while she is resisting with conflicted feelings of anger/fear/sadness while she cries

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I love her more than anything!

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>>42294823
Me too bud, me too.

>> No.42295827

Gura is made for headpats and handholding.

Nacho mama however, I want to fuck her so bad. Why cant all milfs be this cute.

>> No.42296018

hololive should have handshake events

>> No.42296303

>>42295827
An after sex nap with nacho mama sounds especially pleasant.

>> No.42296552

>>42296018
lol no

>> No.42296727

>>42294883
God, that makes it so much sexier...

>> No.42296758

>>42296018
You would be shaking hands with 32yo staff guy

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>>42296018
hololive should have public use events.

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>>42297372
I would like to redeem

>> No.42298597
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Peaceful...

>> No.42298829

It's 8 pm in Japan right now. you think gura comes here in the evening and gets bored cause the thread is slow around this time

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shark

>> No.42299109

>>42298829
gura does not come here

>> No.42299130

Slit

>> No.42299143

>>42299109
i believe you gura

>> No.42299145

>>42299109
t. gura

>> No.42299263
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>>42299109
GURA I LOVE YOU

>> No.42299364

https://youtu.be/mxea2ZEzz8o

>> No.42299454

>>42299109
Piss on my cock

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>>42299109
Gura play Lost In Vivo pls, thanks!

>> No.42299701

I miss Gargantuan Gorgonzola

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Slit, axe wound, gash.

>> No.42299717

>>42299109
Please marry me Gura

>> No.42299718

I kught actually love Dino Gura more than regular shart gura
If she had a Dino Gura l2d, I'd be okay with her never changing it

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Gura's cunny is so puffy, soft and sticky with sweat and love juices that her labia would basically be glued together until you gave her a good licking, you'd then be able to gently spread it and see her cute little pink hole and immaculate inner labia as the pissy smell reaches your nostrils.

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I'm the king of /ggg/.

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>>42300179
You're the onahole of /ggg/.

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Guys got tangled in a business trip to Milan... I will miss Gura return and Valentines.

>> No.42300689

>>42300540
They don't have internet in Milan?

>> No.42300770

>>42300689
I will be busy...

>> No.42300813

>>42300298
Can you stop calling me that?

>> No.42300862

>>42300770
If she does it at her usual time, it will be 2am.

>> No.42300882

>>42300813
Not my fault your holes are so good at milking men.

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>>42300813
Oh, am I making you uncomfortable? *grabs your ass cheek* *kisses your forehead, chu~* *rubs my bulge against you asscrack*

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are they?

>> No.42301063

>>42300862
>has to wake up before 8am
>staying up late to watch Gura
Can't...

>> No.42301096

>>42300882
>>42300949
I'm royalty.

>> No.42301539

Really hope Ina convinces Gura to join her at an Onsen.

>> No.42301635

>>42301539
I doubt Gura would be comfortable doing that. Remember how she had to muster her courage to be in a bikini top during the offcollab arc?

>> No.42301641

>>42301539
YES PLEASE! I need this to happen, them to talk about it, and for us to get art about it! T u T

>> No.42301698

>>42301635
Take Noel with them and she will

>> No.42301738

>>42301698
That whore better stay away from my daughterwife. She is a bad influence.

>> No.42301835

>>42301635
Ina wants to. I have faith that she'll be able to convince Gura. She may be comfortable enough with Ina.

>> No.42301875

>>42301738
Gura wants that whore to teach her asmr

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>>42301738
Gura is the one who spams her chat and tells her to get naked.

>> No.42302020

>>42301738
Gura definitely wants to bury her face in those milkers, just let her be

>> No.42302046

>>42301835
Maybe if they rent it, so they can be alone, but I don't see Gura being ok with strangers being there.

>> No.42302283

>>42300540
She won't stream on Valentine's day.

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>>42302283
I STILL MISS VALENTINES YOU FAG

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Who's got the full pic?

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...............

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>>42303145
Why are you smug? Why are you smiling like that brat?!

>> No.42303553

>>42303457
I have choco milk

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>>42303457

>> No.42304070

Isn't Ina tall af irl? Gura is gonna subconsciously associate having a tall partner with feeling cared for and protected, tallbuds can't stop winning.

>> No.42304114
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Gura dancing around in a sailor moon sweater with her little body twt

>> No.42304234
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GOOB MORNING

>> No.42304678

Right now it's 10:44pm in Japan and Gura is getting her little cunny pounded

>> No.42304757

>>42304678
Ina must be addicted to her little cunny.

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>> No.42304857

>>42304757
The purple bitch can fuck off. I'm not sharing.

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>>42301034
Yes, bonk her and fuck her while she remains unconscious.

>> No.42304948

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/105052523#1

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>> No.42305220

>>42304678
You’ll never satisfy her like Ina can with her tentacles

>> No.42305224

>>42304857
But Shion you are purple

>> No.42305300
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Good morning chumbies. I made myself a pb&j for breakfast with a big mug of coffee because Ray Peat said pb&j is good for you

>> No.42305521

>>42305220
T ___ T
https://litter.catbox.moe/0oikng.jpg

>> No.42305829

Why isn't she gonna stream on Valentine's day?

>> No.42306196

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZixSOrHOao

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>>42305300
goobmorning

>> No.42306452
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>>42306419

>> No.42306621
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>>42305829
You know what? I was going to grudgepost you but I'm not going to anymore. It's exactly what you want and I think I'll just going to ignore you.

>> No.42306707

>>42306452
This is a woman in her 20s.

>> No.42306790
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>> No.42306898

Chumkeks...

>> No.42306911
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2st

>> No.42306920

>>42306898
We won...

>> No.42307211

>>42306911
You are the 1st dumdum...

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>>42306920
We did it…

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>>42307218
This is victory, huh...

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>>42307348
Never in doubt

>> No.42308673

>>42306920
What did we win?

>> No.42308695
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gura my beloved

>> No.42308791

Intern here. It's confirmed that Gura will announce graduation in a solo stream after the fest.
She's too tired to keep working for Cover and the recent Moona shitstorm made her very scared of her fans.
You have my condolences Chumbuds.

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Never thought I'd be winning this much.

>> No.42308906
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what makes the sissies sound pissy today chumbies?

>> No.42308948

>>42308791
Retard

>> No.42309018
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Intern here. It's confirmed that other anon is a fucking retard.

>> No.42309022

I haven't goomed since the last stream...

>> No.42309110

Intern here, Gura is cute

>> No.42309149

Gura's husband here. It's confirmed that she is pregnant.

>> No.42309223

>>42309149
Where are you two spending Valentine's day?
I heard she won't stream on Valentine's day.

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>>42306790

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