/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Haachama mantled Filthy Frank. Of course she's exceptional.

>>361516
Such people are only born every 100 years or so

>>361516
Haachama has to make up for her shit gaming skills

>>361516
Haachama has to make up for her shit english skills

>>361762
So being shit at games = creative content?

>>361797
generally, yea

>>361516

>>361797
Yeah actually, she can't rely on just shitting on kids in Apex or another game to generate content so she has to do something else. She's essentially chosen to be papa franku but vtuber instead, and she's doing a real damn good job at it

Hello kino department, open up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHH2Gs7Z8JQ
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3-SexkdV-NKXhSa9jt4NZ0pXC5LelSf0

test

>>361762
>>361797
>most other vtubers playing the same games
>haachama exploring the creative medium
truly sad most vtubers play it safe

Old Coco before every stream was
>ANIME GIRL SINGING
>REDDIT REVIEW FEATURING...
at this point I can't even tell if it is management sabotaging her or if she is seriously just not aware of how stagnant she is

She's really young compared to other vtubers and is also (mostly) proficient on english so she can experience western zoomer meme culture easier than someone similar like shion

>>366629
She also streams some indie stuff on her mildom acc.

>>361762
>shit gaming skills
but still among the best builders in hololive?

>>366787
I don't even think Haachama is 20 yet.

>>366629

its definitely management trying to avoid YAB moments or takedowns with permissions.

you can instantly notice if you focus on roommates and how radically different they act.

>>366629
Even if it was management preventing her from being as edgy as Haachama she could at least come up with some new content. Even a normal safe Hololive News segment to replace Asacoco would be better than the stuff she's been doing the last 2 months. Can't believe KFP came up with a more interesting weekly content with their fanzine than Coco has done in months.

>>361762
She's very good at Getting Over It and Minecraft
Also tetris.
Its just she doesnt seem to find many interesting games for her

the stuff Chama is doing is so corny but I'm proud of how much effort she is putting in

>>367082
Her most recent stream is OneShot and that game doesn't seem to have a Japanese translation so she's basically live translating it. Guess I'll check it out because I enjoyed that game and I'm kind of curious what she thinks about it since her taste seems to lie in autism simulators rather than story games, with the exception of Yakuza I suppose, which all women like because it's a crime drama.

Who #TEAMHAATO?

>>380345
Haato gang rise up

>>361797
She does stuff within Hololive, that the others just do not do.

>>361762
Her gaming skills are actually quite good, she just doesn't play them as much as the other holos. She is the best builder in Minecraft, she can beat Getting Over It in like a half hour, and she is the 2nd best at Tetris and even managed to take a couple games from Suisei.

>>380345
#TeamHaato

>>361516
Something about how she writes her meme performances including this current arc shows that she's CLEARLY European culture pilled. Building a tower of babel and making that thumbnail like ivan the terrible, Haachama is a classical poet of Ancient times that got stuck in a Godless hell that is liberal city australia or Most of japan (no they arent based when you look at it closely)

Its like if Homer or Plato were shipwrecked in England and tried to be philosophers and poets to barbarians.
We don't deserve the chama

>>380929
#TeamHaachama

>>361762
Haato cleared Getting over it within 30 minutes while Uto cleared Getting over it after 20 hours.

Haato's a good gamer.

>>368817
Wasn't Haachama also hit by the chink attacks alongside Coco? Why wouldn't management equally restrict both of them if that's what they were doing?

>>381029
Yes but Haachama was attacked less because even the chinks know she was being a retard-chama and just pulled up google statistics.

They autismo'd over coco because coco CLEARLY DID IT IMMEDIATELY AFTER ON PURPOSE in solidarity with haachama to take the heat of her.
Cover can force her to say it was an accident all they want but its obviously true that coco bailed out Haachama and thats why I LOVE THIS BITCH

>>361516
They lack the taste in classical literature

>>380971
Not to mention that she was so confident in Getting over it she made an attempt at playing it with her feet, which turned out to be the last seal containing the Haachama.

Why won't Haachama love Haato?

>>381072
coco is a cool bitch

>>381072
>people still eat this narratives of Coco taking the heat off Haachama and purposely showed the Google analytics

>>361516
Living in Australia gave her a significant power up.

>>361762
>he never seen her play Tetris and GOI

>>381785
>Coco comes back
>Doesn't want to talk about why she was suspended
>Quickly says "uhhh, It was ignorance, nothing else" and never speaks about the issue ever again

You know that was forced because of Cover, Everybody does. Thats why the chinks still hate her.

>>381785
people pushing that narrative actually made things worse

>>381802
The night where she mentioned the Google analytics she was doing an unarchived.karaoke stream and her viewers told her her AsaCoco was privatised, and she was surprised and have no idea why it happened. Why on earth anyone even need to be Haato's saviourfag, she is arguably among the strongest Holo mentally

>>381792
Australians taught her their secret power: shitposting.

>>381847
Because even if she has pure unfiltered australian blood in her veins she's still a literal teenager who was about to be set upon by bigger schizos than all of SEA combined

>>381894
JP schizos are unironically way more threatening and exhausting to deal with anon. That big of a country and their dislike bomb never even pass 10k, JP schizos can reached nearly 20k. Zhang schizos dont even know how to doxx, the worst they ever do is spam Coco's face, meanwhile JP autist rang chuuba's doorbell for laughs.

>>380345
https://youtu.be/Nwqt9KgDBRo
She cute. RIP.

>>380971
>comparing speedrun to first playthrough

>>380965
Extremely high IQ post

>>361797
>So being shit at games = creative content?
If you have the lore, play with it.

Getting called a degenerate by mommy-chama is all I need to be happy.

she really needs to be recognized as one of the best. absolutely killing it rn

>>361516
because she's the only God tier vtuber
actually she's Haachama tier, which is one step above
also, nice pic size. reminds me of >>251666

>>361762
She is the god of bunny man
Still waiting for the race with Lamy

>>361762
She was probably not a gamer at all before hololive so she sticks with whatever game seems fun and easy to get into. At the same time she’s toxic as shit if you watch her Fall Guys streams.

Any new lore?

>>405727
yeah, she has pepeloni nips, keep this on the DL

>>361516
She does have some pretty fun stream ideas and some nice fuckable tits.

>>405727
As of today we learned
- Haato is still alive, but trapped by Haachama
- Haato can't die as long as Haachama lives (since they share the same body?)
- Haato wants to be saved, but if she can't be saved she plans to kill Haachama (and presumably herself in the process?)

God only knows what'll happen tomorrow

>>380965
Based desu

>>405915
We also learned that Youtube is too invested in this lore to stop her

>>405727
You can pay Haachama money to have sex with Haato.

>>405727
>>405915
not exactly new but both seems to have the same abilties of being partially extracorporeal (this or her solo streams are done entirely inside on her mind)

>>405915
>Haato wants to be saved, but if she can't be saved she plans to kill Haachama (and presumably herself in the process?)
This is too real

>Haachama: Help me or I kill her

So Haachama is asking for help for 1M subs and if she doesn't get it, she'll kill Haato again?

>>361516
Noraneko?

>>381821
pretty sure it was the chinks pushing that narrative trying to convince everyone that coco was intentionally trying to piss them off and sow division and whatnot.

Any predictions what she's going to do for 1 milion?
After two last streams I finally kneeled and admited I can't predict what she's going to come up with next time

>>414780
Haato vs Hachama wrestling match. The winner gets to live while the loser dies for good.

>>414812
I really doubt she's going to kill one of them for good. Going for diverse content is definitely worth it.
If anything she may even create some new persona, like some full S ojou type, seeing how she was clearly into those S lines during road to 950k stream

Can't wait for the next installment of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde: Anime Waifu Edition.

>>415022
Good news, you only have to wait an hour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIvvuBQvrzk

>>414992
There are 6 arms in the echo video so you may be right. Haachama was foreshadowed with craziness, ojou will be foreshadowed by all the references to classical art.

>>366787
How old is Shion's roommate?

>>414780
She will somehow have the rights to do a cover of this song:
https://youtu.be/CXRxRTW6nXg

>>415033

>>405727
yeah, she is actually the CEO of google, and by extension youtube, which is why she is untouchable

The Fan art review video got age restricted.

>>366629
>>368817
I guess she has given up, I mean, what's the point of putting effort into something if management can and will cut it off? I'm pretty sure Coco has the brain power to find a solution, but at this point, she might as well just leave things as they are while the cash still flows in.
Now this is just a personal rrat but I'm kinda convinced that management is sabotaging her and maybe even doing it on purpose to let her slowly die since they can't just kick her out with no repercussions.

>>415603
Coco doesn't have a negative relationship with management. The only thing she ever did that might piss them off is the Taiwan incident but even then most Japanese are insanely nationalistic and were on her side. If they didn't like her being vulgar they wouldn't have let her bring Sora onto meme review or do a Asacoco plug plush for her anniversary. She's just laying low lately until the Chinese give up and move on so she can bring Asacoco back and collab with the EN girls.

So who's third person with Haachama and Haato?

>>415603
Well, Coco just got a vastly upgraded live 2d. I guess the management didn't mind spending cash on members they wanted to force out.

>>415595
It literally had 18+ in the title how wasn't it restricted before?

>>415685
Me

>>415745
Because smartchama realized she could get all the youtube money from it before someone restricted it.

>>415685
me

>>415685
Red-kun?

>>380345
#TEAMHAATO

>tfw you will never cook with Haachama
...
unless...

>stream is shadowbanned before it even starts

>>415982
>the "o"s in the logo compose a 8
the logo was always meant to be for haachama

oh boy here we go

NEW HAACHAMA KINO LET'S GO FAGGOTS

pain

pあ いnchama...

WHERE

Wait... was the void stream foreshadowing her decapitation the entire time?!

WHERE WHERE WHERE
H
E
R
E

Im expecting a jumpscare any second.

HAACHAMA KINO TIME

>EPISODE 1
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YOU NEED TO BE PANISHED

>>361516
Haachama has lost her mind

>>416413
DEEPEST LORE

Uh is that cum

KINO

>>416480
mine

I have no fucking idea what's going on

What's the music with the recorder? I feel like I've heard it somewhere before

>>416525
Auld Lang Syne

Scottish new year's song

>>416525
Auld Lang Syne

>>416507
Pure Kino is what's happening.
Pure unadulterated K I N O

>>416536
>>416540
Thanks

>>416525
>>416536
>>416540
The japs play it in every department store 10mins before closing time. It's auto cue for japs to leave.
>"gentlemen please, it's time"
Feel.

>>416579
>Haato is closing shop

NOOOOO

>>416579
Thanks, it does have a feeling like that

I'm on the edge of my fucking seat here

BIG BLAIN HAATO

BOOBA

wat

What the fuck is happening

and yet it looks more lewd than without

Is...this an artistic statemant on sexualization?

Is she graduating and ending her career in a cool way?

>>416669
21st century performance art par excellence. Doesn't have period blood or screeching feminists to boot.

#FREEHAATO

It's so dense. Every frame has so much going on

>>416716
I mean that's cool and all but I hope not.

THE LOOOOORE

Oh boy, here we go...

JESAS

One date on the calendar was marked, could anyone tell?

I just joined and I do not like what I am seeing

>IN THE FUC KING HAATON

THE ABSOLUTE K I N O

I miss her red jacket hanging on the wall there senpai.

I don't know if this girl is legit blasted in the head or if she's just the most creative of all Hololive

I am very confused.

>>416838
Yes.

>she did the bosy typo on purpose again
This girl... she's the fucking best

I would like to find Haachamas bosy, if you catch my drift

>>416843
hunter x hunter reference based

>>416838
Why not both?
Remember, Coco did say she was a genius.

>>361516
She's the absolute best, no one even comes close. Most innovative holo

>>416865
Haachama is soft Seinen?

oh fuck

THIS IS KINO
PURE KINO

>>416890
Is berserk soft sei?
Haachama Eclipse arc when?

Wait...has Haato been playing Black Souls...?

I really wanna see the other members react to this psychothriller

Now that I think about it, the "collar" of Haatons does look like the head was stapled on the body

is it too early to call best anime 2021?

>>361516
Because nobody demands better. I mean, nobody demanded Haachama depict a suicide/beheading and kidnapping, and that's what makes her special.

AHHH THIS FEELS SO WRONG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HOLY SHIT

I FUCKING LOVE THIS GIRL

A DARING SYNTHESIS?!?!1

oh nice her hair twitches when she blinks

this isn't what we meant by coexistence...

Now this is coexistence

19,000+ watching

Ah drugs. I love Haachama.

She is going to take her meds. Haachama will be no more.

I wish her model had a stiched neck from now on

Are you telling me I had been watching an idol's split personality the last few months?

HAACHAMA IS HER WHEN SHE'S NOT ON SCHIZO PILLS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>416995
I wanna see the converse too. Would look good.

>>417028
I was going to make the exact same joke

>>417038
We all have.

>>417072
...but I like Haachama. I'm a little sad she's the "bad personality"-side.

>>417038
It's her tulpa that took over. Akai Haato was a lonely girl

all she needed to do was take her meds

>actually taking meds
keyed

Memba'ing right now holy shit

I like haato head more
>>417063
>take your meds haachama

I kneel
I don't even know what else to say

>>417031

>>417090
That's how I feel. People long for "seiso Haato", forgetting it was Haato who had smelly feet and spewed on stream

>>417134
>>417031
god, that would be the icing on the cake right there.

>>417063
Kek

>>417095
IT'S TAKING THE MEDS THAT CAUSED THIS

>>416825

>>417090
Me too, anon, let's hope it's not the end for her.

>>417150
it's from her twitter so your wish has been granted

>>417153
quack aussie doctor cunts

Holy shit I love her, anons

>>417172
HOLY FUCK
Also this is her banner now, is this new too?

>>417161
>18 and 28
THE NUMBERS ANON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN??

what will the future bring now that haato is the head?
will she be more seiso? will chammer´s body influence her?

>>417196
>Hachi
>Japanese for eight
>Hachi -> Haachama
>All these dates end with eight (hachi)
On these days Haachama will come out

>>417196
>>417161
>18th of February
>28th of February
>3rd of March
Will the big thing happen on those days? Or is it once she's got 1 million?

>>417196
1A
8H
2B
8H

ALL HAIL BOTH HAATOS

>>417222
She's gonna roleplay about forgetting to take something(her meds) next stream and she'll be back

>>417090
She's only the "bad" side from Haato's perspective. Let's wait a little longer
>>417146
The Haachama name was already around by that time, she just hadn't fully committed to it yet. We can retroactively say that they both had a little influence over the body at the time, so that could've still been Haachama.

>>417222
It'll be like the Joker in Batman Beyond, Haachama is a sleeper cell inside Haato's sewn-on head. And Haato will be none the wiser until she's removed entirely!

>>361516
Well this image is pretty relevant now

>>417246
So coexistance is the natural state for them both?
Pure Haachama or pure Haato can mean only bad things, right?

>>417134
>>417172
Same thing as the haatons. How long has this been planned?

Can anyone redpill me on the lore i haven't followed haato since she was a normal bilingual vtuber

>>417277
>she made this thread
fuck

>>417228
She's gonna hit a million in 2 days at this rate, so all those dates are way too far off to match. But if they are significant then she must have something MAJOR planned for those days to need that much prep time.

>>417298
Shes the Incredible Hulk

>>417277
>02/07/21(Sun)12:43:12

>>417298
She's Jekyll and Hyde except they're trying to kill eachother.

it's yrev very good to see Haato again

>>365429
I want to watch more of Sayo but I'm a shitty EOP.

>>417307
I don't doubt this.

>>417287
the video she posted on new year's eve was called 'anime to watch in 2021' or something so i'm guessing at least since last year

>>417277
>>417307
>>417316
HAACHAMA?!

>>417190
That's been her banner since she changed her pfp two weeks ago.

>>417338
Sounds like Identity.
A movie about several personalities living in the head of a single human being. Unaware they're all just different personalities except for one killer among them so slowly murders them each so he's the last one left and the sole mind/personality in the body.

I fear every possible outcome.

>>417277
You know at the time I took her putting the drawn head over her own to just be symbolic, but was she really foreshadowing before Haato even came out?

>>417422
This little retard is a genius in disguise.

>>417277
She's here

Wait, WHERE IS "HAACHAMA'S" head then? Haato obviously jacked her body right?

>No red stripe on the hair
She didn't make anything this is extremely old. She's done that before with her old model

Nostradamuschama?????

Still can't handle that this started with that one karaoke stream that is unarchived now.

Herechamachamaaa

>>417462
Could just be Haachama's clothes on Haato's body, but what would the point of that be? Will Haachama slowly groom her into Haachama 2?

>>417462
Haato walked right into her trap

She played us like a damn fiddle

BabaYagaChama

>>361516
>thread created almost 2 days ago
>OP's pic
HAACHAMA?!

>>417161
>heart on 8th
>ribbon on 18th
>heart on 28th
>X on 3rd

>the stitches on the neck

>>417557
Maybe we're getting one girl for a few days then they switch?!?

Yesterday I fapped to Haachama...

I honestly don't understand how has she still not made it to 1mil despite being one of the oldest members and being probably the most memed holo for months now. It seems like she just goes with the flow and makes stuff on the spot, but at the same time it comes together perfectly.

Anyways, this really reminds me of some meta-projects back from the time when ARGs and creepypastas weren't a thing and meta horror felt fresh and new. Stuff like Eversion, I'm sure there were RPG maker games, webcomics or animations that did stuff like this as well.

>heart choker
What the fuck does this mean? Is she telling us she has Haachama locked away?

>>417462
>>417516
>>417519
Wasn't her body also looking for it's head?
didn't it find one in the Haaton?

Timeloopchama...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z86cMpo4SQE

>>417490
? Was it recent or is this old lore?

>>417646
Super recent, only a few days ago. She did a redebut as HoloEN Gen 0.

I hope mori slaughters all dadfags
t.deadbeat

why are crazy chicks so hot

>>417564
DERPEST LARE...

>>417581
She was gaining subs much faster when she did more English streams but it's pretty clear she's trying to give attention to her JP viewers. EN subs are mostly dead subs anyway so there's no point speeding up her 1m if the viewership doesn't go up.

>>417646
This one I think
https://mega.nz/folder/kMwFDayC#KOOmK3YRPCOLfm9oVD282w/folder/cVozlagI

>>417670
Oh that.

>>361516
Pain breeds art

>>417713
There's several vids there. Which one?

>>417338
>they're trying to kill eachother
either that or they're two aspects (sado- and masochist) of the same person switching betweewn them. S and M seems like a big deal in japan since marine can't shut up about it

I know the take your meds thing is a joke and all but was the implication that she slipped haachama sleeping pills?

>>417758
The one where she seems broken

>>417759
Neither Haato or Haachama are masochists though. Haato was always a tsundere character that would bully her viewers. Haachama is just an unpredictable psycho.

>>417788
its so she can play MC in 45 minutes

>>417788
>Gave Haachama sleeping pills so that she could steal her body
Is Haato the bad guy?

>>417788
more like schizo pills

Can somebody gove me a quick rundown?
I'm extremely confused as to what is going on.

>>417823
Impossibru. Just start watching her steams from the past month.

>>417823
Schizo Posting: The Idol

>>417808
is it haachama's body tho?
where would haato get it from? we didn't even see haachama this stream
my canon is that haachama tuned haato's body to her liking and then gave it back as to kinda corrupt haato maybe? dunno

>>417823
Turns out Haachama is the split personality and Haato is still a seiso girl.

>>417823
Haatons bow to Haachaato.

In contact with aliens.

Possess psychic-like abilities.

Control Hololive with an iron but fair fist.

Own castles & banks globally.

Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city).

Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood lines.

Can save entire continents with a single phone call.

Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth.

First designer babies will in all likelihood be Haachaato babies.

Both sisters said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51.

Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them.

The Tunguska event in 1908 was actually the Haachaato's arriving on planet Earth. How else do you think they got their Nippon last names and how else do you explain the exponential acceleration in technological and scientific development since then?

They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world.

You likely have Haatobots inside you right now.

The Haachaatons are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Haachaaton bunker in Wilkes land?

They learned fluentEnglish in under a week.

Invented post-anabelian froeboid geometrics, a complex field of mathematics which only they can comprehend fully.

Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Haachaaton.

All major philosophers and scientists have made reference to them in one way or another.

The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society.

In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

>>417571
yeah i think so too

Man I hope she burns down the tower of babel as a grand act on her million subscribers stream and reveals a new twist to the story.

>>417823
this whole arc is kino
>schizo split between haato and haachama
>haato streams during the night, haachama during the day
>haato decapitated
>haato's head survives and searches for a new body
>attaches herself to haachama's body
on a side note, the Haato head on Haachama body actually looks better than any of the previous models imo
>also OP made the thread 2 days before the newest video in which we see the exact thing as in the OP pic
>new rrat that haachama herself is shitposting here and making threads about herself

>>415235
Around the same age probably turning 20 this year

>>417876
mash'allah

>>417905
>Everyone in this thread is Haachama

>>417927
Everyone except you for now

>>417927
can confirm i am haachama

>>417927
HI HOW ARE YOU
HI HOW ARE YOU
HI HOW ARE YOU
HI HOW ARE YOU

>>417823
Haatochama forgot to take her meds

>>417905
What about those +18 streams?
I thought these girls could not do that kind of content.

>new rrat that haachama herself is shitposting here and making threads about herself
Could be based. I'm pretty sure a couple of Hololive EN girls browse or used to browse 4chins.

>>417927
>Haachama is a hivemind that spreads like an infection
>this is what she meant when she said your brain will turn to haachamachama

>>416716
Didn't she tweet late last week that she had a plan to reach 1m subs? I think this is what she was talking about, but I'll be damned if this isn't the most K I N O shit I've seen in a while

>>418003
Oh yeah she did tweet about that and then said "The plan is no plan" and everyone laughed. Turns out she was indeed cooking something up.

So, who's the bad guy? HAACHAMA or Haato?

>>417992
>I'm pretty sure a couple of Hololive EN girls browse or used to browse 4chins.
Mori is confirmed with proof (but the proof is roommate posting), I don't know about the others

Oh shit. All the time she was saying 頭がはあちゃまちゃま she was speaking literally. Now that Haachama's body has Haato's head, Haachama's head will infect everyone on earth.

>>417823
>Haato comes out when Haachama sleeps
>Haato place minecraft a few times
>Both don't seem to know about each other
>Haachama hijacks Haatos karaoke and takes over, over the course of the karaoke Haachama phones Haato but she gets scared and doesn't pick up (happened in a few other streams too)
>Haato tricks Haachama into singing faded which temporarily seals her
>Initially seems like they will coexist
>Haachama gets mad at Haato not picking up her calls and finds out that Haato has been streaming in secret
>Haachama (though woefully) decapitates Haato
>We find out that they can only die if both are killed and Haato is now locked up in Haachama's basement (with her body separated from her head?)
>Bangs are heard during Haachama's lewd review stream presumably from Haato
>Haato seems to loose it and asks the veiwer for help or she'll kill Haachama
>Haato as just a head searches for her body
>She finds a body stuffed inside a haaton plush (we don't know if it's Haachama's or Haato's with haachama's clothes to show her turning to the darkside)
>Haato either has schitzo pills to quell Haachama or sliped her sleeping pills so she can drive for a while
>You are here
Haven't checked the lore since it started but I think this is the story so far.

>>418024
I'm not even sure anymore

>>418024
In good stories there's no bad guy, just people

>"what is going to happen to my body?"
>cut to a cum covered half-naked Haato
unironically how the fuck is she getting away with this shit?

>>418093
Silly anon that's cream she said she thought she was being cooked.

>>418093
Silly anon, that's cream desu

Haachama ARG lezgo

>>417876
Thanks Qanonchaama

when is Haachama finally going to take her meds? also does that mean that Haachama is real and Haato was the imagined delusion all this time?

>>418110
>>418113
r-right...
you can even see the areolas

>>418093
The cream is one thing but if you look closely you can see the pepeloni too. She gets away with it because YT-kun wants to see the conclusion to this story arc.

>>418113
>>418110
It's actually brain matter

>>418036
Read somewhere Ame browsed /jp/ and /v/ despite being a normalfag.
And Gura... well it's 100% confirmed if you know who she was before being reborn as a shark.

>>418179
>even YT-kun kneels before Haachama
Truly the strongest idol.

Next outfit should be a dullahan.

>>418145
When Haachama take her meds, Haato came out to play. It's basically confirmed that Haachama is the true form.

>>418093
I need the sauce for this one

>>418283
Would be great

>Ozzieland turns people cwazy
>returns to nippon
>this happens
We owe an apology to Austria

>>418302
Or at least that Haachama assumed the role of the dominant ego a while back. She is a puppet without strings.

>You now realize that Haachama has nothing but hatred for Haat
>That's why she torments Haato's body by eating literal filth
>That's why she humiliates her with erotic art and supposed interest in body odor and viewer's NEET-places

>>418328
It's from her last video and she posts all the art links in the description.
https://twitter.com/nawate6/status/1358598137238020096?s=20

>>417823
bruh its literally just filthy frank and chinchin
>joji is also australian

>https://twitter.com/bighta17630/status/1359150324435611649/photo/1
The last place I expected to see Wozposting is a Haachama tweet. Kek.

>>418227
Gura stopped browsing this site when /pol/ leaked out into the mainstream public and infected all the other boards. Same for the other "made by 4chan" youtubers like Nyanners. It just became a completely different environment where creative types were no longer welcome if they didn't say "nigger" or fit into the anti-social incel mold.

Ame probably still browses but the EN manager is really strict, so it's unlikely she'll acknowledge it besides throwing in references to Goslingposters and /jp/-approved anime like Welcome to the NHK.

>>418358
>>>That's why she torments Haato's body by eating literal filth
>>That's why she humiliates her with erotic art and supposed interest in body odor and viewer's NEET-places
I believe it.

Now, will Haato head + Haachama body have traits of both of them, or will the head just always dominate?

>>418398
>Australia
What a cursed land

What would be the cherry on the kino cake?

>>418373
Thank you kindly, I can wank at peace now

None of you get it. It's about loss of identity when all you show of yourself is inevietably perverted and sexualised.

IN ORDER TO KILL HAACHAMA, HAATO WILL BECOME HAACHAMA HERSELF

>>418436
What a load of bullshit, did you read an ED article about 4chan and thought yourself to be an expert?

Is this what Australia does to people?
Give them ultra shitpost/kino power in exchange for their sanity?
I kneel australians.

Yes haato, let the hate flow through you

>>418494
It's a necessary evil.
Shitposting and getting piss drunk.
All just means to forget you're in Australia.

I'm still happy that they share their Minecraft autism.

Also I think Haato's Body/Hachama's Body is one and the same. Hachama killed herself to kill Haato.

>>418494
Yes

well to be fair, australia was isolated geologically since 85 million years ago
we dont know what microbes eldritch horror that continent may have been carrying since zealandia sunk

>>381029
>Wasn't Haachama also hit by the chink attacks alongside Coco?
Because the chang rrat is that Coco deliberately insulted them (as she is an American) and Haato "apologized". Haachama is not being attacked relentlessly by autistic wumao.

>>418521
>Hachama killed herself to kill Haato
Makes sense desu.
>Haato says "I'm sorry" and phrases her decapitation like a suicide
>"as long as Haachama lives, I live"
>Haato looking for a body got Haachama's body. why was Haachama's body already headless?
They are the very same person physically

>>418358
>>418521

This is a legit cool plot for a story not gonna lie.
>Split personality
>One is unaware of the other
>The other is aware and hates the former to the point where it's willing to hurt the body and humiliate them whenever they're in charge just so that the former personality takes the harm and blame, willing to even go to suicide

I have no idea how many movies or books dealt with this before but it's cool nonetheless.

>>418566
>Haachama is not being attacked relentlessly by autistic wumao.
I don't think they could successfully troll a Haachama/Haato stream anyways

>>418566
Good for Coco. Give those chinese more shit.

>>418585
Haato is not unaware of Haachama. She called her and tricked her into singing Faded.

>>418585
>One is unaware of the other
But Haato mentiones Haachama as her CEO in minecraft all the time

>>418303
We all knew what happened.

>>418585
Pretty sure Haato is aware of Haachama in some fashion though.

New rrat: Haachama has been working on a Haachama horror/dating game, and this is all just a preview for it. At 1 million subs she will release it.

>>418592
As I said, they think in the case of Haato, it was an honest mistake, while they think that Coco is a spoiled Burger who hurt the feelings of the chinese people.

>>418629
This promo works for sure, I'd buy it in a heartbeat. I want the english translation to be a Hachama original.

>creative
>the same dumb "horror"/"I'm being kidnapped" roleplay shit that was popular with kids youtubers a couple years ago
wew

God I hate the "rrat" nonsense

>>418655
Gonna be honest I never found out what it actually meant

>>418655
Okay granpachama

>>418521
>>418580
But we've seen Haachama's body since Haato "died," and it still had her head on it. We've also seen them both on screen at the same time.

>>418436
>Muh /pol/
Absolute bullshit.
Gura most probably still browses here, taking into account she was making videos in her past life until the end of 2019. Bo reason for her to leave.
Nyanners grew in this place. She has since recogniced the fact that growing up browsing 4chan fucked her head up and wanted to get away from it, because she took this place too seriously. Not gonna blame her because this place can be dangerous (as well as other forums of puvlic dicsussion like reddit, twitter, etc.) but I don't think she was a very bright child.
So you are full of shit nigger.

>>418614
>after every stream

Haachamachama~

https://youtu.be/6-lJ8SMUJWw
>minecarft

>>418669
na"rrat"ive
basically a headcanon

>Haachama and hato were twin sisters
>One of them died
>This whole schizo thing is happening as a result of the other sister coping with the loss

>>418701
Her using Bruegel as the diagram was peak.

>>418706
Now this is a RRAT I can get behind

>>418706
that'd be horrible not gonna lie

>>418696
wait a second...

>>418706
I'd hate that because once revealed there's no going back to it. I'd prefer if the two sides came to an agreement, can idols know no happy end?

>>418706
More like B B Hood ripoff

>>418677
>We are haatochama's other personalities living in their head watching this play out
>1mill is max capacity

The ride never ends lads

>>418714
it looks similar, but did she ever mention it or pull it up?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS MINECRAFT

>>418763
Yeah same way the others something use pixelart diagrams she had that picture on the whole time during the screen. I don't remember her acknowledging it.

>>418743
Man BB Hood was fucking cool

>Grim Reaper starts a tournament and casts a magic that gathers monsters and demons from all cultures around the world in order to find the strongest
>BB Hood is human
>But her heart was so fucking black the magic basically said "screw it, you're in"

Also her voice acting is fucking great.
That woman goes from that cheerful happy anime girl voice to tough badass bitch in a split second

>>418706
Boring

>>418706
Haachama...

>>418785
Except for Haachama her voice goes higher and more psychotic.

Was this version of the costume always planned for Haato?

>>418820
bros... was haachama a malkavian all this time?

>>418827
>bottom left
>2.1k
Oh no no no no KFP on suicide watch

>so it means I can get a golden play button and have "Akai Haato" engraved on it
>channel name is "Haachama ch."
Oh no.

>>418701
>that choker
>coughing cause her throat hurts

This girl...

>>418855
>>418895
I KNEEL

>>418856
God I wish she'd stream the game...

Chammers is at 990K now lads.

Why hasn't she removed that fugly Botan Ramen poster yet. It's so ugly and i fucking hate Botan.

This looks pretty great, she's good in Minecraft.

>>418924
The first thing she does is enable money and turn it to max.

>keeps complaining about her throat being itchy

>>418955
>>418895
god that's great
I will never call her retarded again, I swear

>can't stop watching cause I might miss out on lore

actual genius

>>418895
Fucking hell, i can't tell how much she planned and how much is a coincidence and she just trying to tie everything

>>418436
>Gura stopped browsing this site when /pol/ leaked out into the mainstream public and infected all the other boards.
lmao
how to out yourself as a leddit election tourist fag in one easy step!
>muh "4chen wasn't waycist B4 ebil POL!!!1"

>>418980
I usually use her MC streams as background noise but now I can't focus on what I'm supposed to do because of the goddamn lore.

>>419116
wait did she use to complain about her throat being itchy?

I really appreciatehow naturally this happened. You could see her tease this idea in several streams the past months, before going full in ARG. Hell, even playing with this idea bacl on the ECHO cover.
The little pauses when someone mentioned Haachama in her december/january minecraft nights, how she only used her alt model for a month and a half, the channel name takeover, etc.
She really prepared and tested her audience's reaction before fully delving into the narrative.
Bravo Haato

>>419193
She's been talking about being thirsty but never as obvious as this. Talking about scratchy throat and how drinking water doesn't seem to improve it.

>let's go haachamacha..

>Haachamacha-
The merging is happening.

>>419176
I feel you, brother.
This is one for the ages

>>361516
What's with her obsession with decapitations?
There's this incident, but also remember that

>Haatons are sewed a the neck
>She live decapitated Haatons on a 3D stream once
>Used her floating head multiple times as an avatar in her CMs
>Recent events

Is this a fetish, or is she trying to tell us something?

>>419239
I'm getting deja vu downright to the point of you using that exact image. Scary.

>Haachamachama
Are the pills wearing off?

Why do I see chinese in haato's chat? Yab?

>>419277
I read somewhere that the Haaton tag says "Behead me please" so yes.

>>419277
Queen of hearts.

>Nene joined
We need NeneMax to save Haato.

>>419277
it was all planned from the very start, she was only pretending ot be retarded, in reality she's a 150 IQ genius

>>419277
Read alice in wonderland then come back

>>419323
Can full power nenechi take on haachama without being maimed?

>>419312
>>419333
I somehow never made this connection
I guess this is what it feels to be the chama

at this rate she'll probably hit 1mil tomorrow, right?

THE 8s in THE CALENDAR ARE MARKED
8 IN JAPANESE IS HACHI
HACHI HACHAMA
THE 3rd of MARCH IS MARKED
3.3
Ɛ3 -> 8

>>419298
Morons trying to start shit

>>419341
Nenechi is strong
Haachama is beyond strength.

>18k MC stream
Goddamn, a lot of people don't wanna miss out on lore.

>>419375
I can't believe Haachama is a numberfag

>my neck doesn't hurt
>but my body does though...
guise

>>419425
I hope this starts a lore trend in Hololive

>>419341
That's like trying to fight Nyx with the Savior. You still can't win.

I-is she okay?

>>419446
....shje woke up

>>419328
Coco intimated as much.

>>419451
this could be cool. especially how Haato didn't really start with any particular lore; she just kind of made it up later, so anyone could do.
then again, this one is so interesting largely because how unusual and atypical it is for a supposed idol

I wonder if she told the rest of Holo that nobody can collab with her or interact in Minecraft.

>21k people watching
>still growing
damn

>>419551
Why would she? Did anything bad happen when she interacted with people in the last couple Minecraft streams?

>>419425
>22k now

>9k subs to go

>>419612
No, I mean during the whole arc right here. Wouldn't that completly change stuff if someone were to come in and chat with her while she's doing scary lroe stuff?

>>419425
21.5k now
>>419612
Kanata was surprised to see Haato due to being greeted with her original greeting but played along with it.
Like humouring a sleepwalker or the mentally deranged sort of deal.

>>419643
Kanata talked to her a few streams ago about her being Haato.
It might be she asked, it's hard to say.

>>418494
Yes anon

>>417876
Fixed a few things for you.


>Haatons bow to Haachaato.
>In contact with aliens.
>Possess psychic-like abilities.
>Control Hololive with an iron but fair fist.
>Own castles & banks globally.
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Haachattograd will be be the first city).
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood lines of Britain and Nippon.
>Can save entire continents with a single phone call.
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth.
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Haachaato babies.
>Both sisters said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51.
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them.
>The 2011 Tōhoku earthquake was actually the Haachaato's arriving on planet Earth. How else do you think they got their Nippon last names and how else do you explain the exponential acceleration in technological development since then?
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world.
>You likely have Haatobots inside you right now.
>The Haachaatons are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Haachaaton bunker in Wilkes land?
They learned fluent English in under a week.
>Invented post-anabelian froeboid geometrics, a complex field of mathematics which only they can comprehend fully.
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Haachaaton.
>All major philosophers and scientists have made reference to them in one way or another.
>The twins are about 2 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

>>419643
She can work with it

>>419643
I mean Kanata was confused when she was greeted with the Haato greeting, but seems like chat gave her a quick rundown and she just apologised for saying something weird (asking for haachama), and that's it.
I'm guessing noone wants to spoil or ruin whatever Haachama has planned.

Lmao the toilet flush blue supacha.

>>419679
danke, schön

>>419709
Chamailet

>>419670
Nothing really was said, at least visible to us, but Kanata was like
>"oh... oh yeah hi Haato!"
Either told off screen or just read the room. Maybe her viewers told her that she was addressing specifically Haato and not Haachama.

I was afraid there for a bit when she disappeared.

>>419686
Question if is the rest even know what she's up to

>>419732
God, me too ma nigga. I'm gonna watch the Ina Clubhouse Games collab after it. I stopped during her failure in chess.

>>419732
She's got a good feel on how to mess with the audience that's for sure. Goddamn tho 9K left to 1M and a lot of people invested in the schizo arc.