/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>41428388
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>41428418
amen

>>41428418
Amen.

>>41428418
we need something like this in /vsj/ desu

>>41428418
Amen

what collab are you guys speaking about, i cant find it

>wake up
>backread last thread
>vesper tier autism about blocks
Judging from the response I thought he blew up the server like the niji guy, but no it was some fucking blocks. Are you menheras for real?

Regis Altare a cute!
Magni Dezmond a cute!
Axel Syrios a cute!
Noir Vesper a cute!
Gavis Bettel a cute!
Machina X Flayon a cute!
Banzoin Hakka a cute!
Josuiji Shinri a cute!

>>41428388
Upcoming streams:
>Axel - 日本語雑談 21JST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUuZ0fSmhFE
>Flayon - Mega Man ZX 06JST (Sunday)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxIOBNU4ZYk

>>41427823
dont use nailpolish you'll fuck it up more
use something like this
https://www.amazon.co.jp/CONC-CO294-Acky-Guard-Sheets/dp/B09FPGNCXB/ref=d_pd_sbs_sccl_3_13/357-7455022-3035359?pd_rd_w=7jnsb&content-id=amzn1.sym.64322e83-8226-4d02-a7fc-ad8c8e682e60&pf_rd_p=64322e83-8226-4d02-a7fc-ad8c8e682e60&pf_rd_r=E0PZCC2CSBRR60TM4YXC&pd_rd_wg=Ve6Jx&pd_rd_r=8b72d5c6-a6e1-4af3-b0c9-071888cd8e61&pd_rd_i=B09FPGNCXB&psc=1

its a protective film you apply to a keychain, and then cut to its shape to stick on and protect it with film. theyve got all types, clear ones and even sparkly ones. i forget what they're called in english though sorry i'll see if i can find one on regular amazon.

>>41428552
i found one on regular amazon
https://www.amazon.com/OLYCRAFT-Plastic-Protective-Transparent-Stickers/dp/B08FCGY9L4/ref=sr_1_8?crid=261VZJD72CBY1&keywords=keychain+protective+sticker&qid=1674293420&sprefix=keychain+protective+sticke%2Caps%2C259&sr=8-8

>>41428418
Amen

/MANS/, it was a bit overlooked because a Tempus collab followed immediately, butvallow me to shill Shinri's recent stream.
https://youtu.be/LLo4sLSkghw
https://youtu.be/LLo4sLSkghw
https://youtu.be/LLo4sLSkghw

Legit probably one of Tempus' best game playthrough and I feel it would be a huge disrespect to not recommend it. I'm not good with words so I might need the Koipanions to help me on shilling this.
JUST GO WATCH IT
t. Regular and Bettelhead who also did a bit of review about this stream on /stars/

>>41428610
Aww, I don't watch VODs these days, but I will try to watch this one because of your recommendation. Thank you!

>>41428610
thank you. i have a lot of VG vods to catch up to so i'll take your word for it.

>>41428418
Amen

https://youtu.be/t_Fodyk0I9o
Astel's team just took CHAMPION in the first game of CR cup! Tune in if you have nothing to do

>>41428832
Supportive kouhai’s!
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1616735362961002496?s=46&t=jVUPjea6uUtglSBj1S0bRA

>>41428610
I just finished watching this after another anon (or you) recommended it in the previous thread. Fucking choked up at the end when I put all the pieces together. This was really an amazing playthrough.

>>41428610
I literally cried, there's just something about unrequited love that pulls my heartstrings

Just wanted to get this off my chest because it's basically dead hours now but man, I'm so glad I chose to oshi Magni and Altare. It was really upsetting when there was a hate brigade during the whole 93daph and twitch takeover thing and it kinda hurt seeing them torn to shreds like that. Catalog still gives them a lot of shit to this day, they're currently the most hated out of HQ, Magni's 'feels like I'm really a part of hololive", his collab with 93daph and twitch vtubers, Altare's voice, the Ame duet and Kronii laughing by something he said, and his reaction to that 'leech' comment keeps being brought up like a loop all the time. People are still peddling false rrats, now some are saying that HQ isn't even trying to help out VG because they don't want to lose their viewers thus decreasing their numbers. It has felt so nice seeing Altare be a good, appreciative junior and Magni being a good, helpful senior and now all those hate comments that they get that used to bother me don't matter much to me anymore because those people get things so wrong I just find it hilarious now. I may have doubted certain parts of the two but they've pleasantly surprised me again and again and idk, I'm just really glad to have them here. I love tempus, all of them. I'm sorry I'm just in a sappy mood today.

>>41428610
Yes that playthrough he did was pretty good. Finally someone actually paid proper attention while playing that game
I hope he plays SOMA eventually because seems just right in his alley

>>41429109
cute anon, i will give you a hug

Vesper will be in the VC with Axel

>>41429109
I wasn't even aware people were saying that (which is why I'm glad I never stray outside this thread). I remember people having meltdowns every time Magni collabed with someone outside Hololive; every time, they acted like the sky was falling down, and then nothing happened. People are being overly dramatic and toxic about Vesper right now, which is kind of a drag, but hopefully they'll get bored and move on eventually.

Glad you're able to laugh at people spreading crappy rumors now. Magni is also my oshi and I love all the Tempus boys

>>41429484
source?

Cute....

>>41428610
I don't know man. I like shinri but I fucking hate these non game "games". It's gay as hell, not fun, and try hard pretentious artsy fartsy shit. If I want a good game that makes me cry, I'll play yakuza or something based like that.

Shitting on the game and not shinri. Obviously this is something he likes, just a genre of games I want nothing to do with.

>>41429534
Fuck the haters. Machi a cutie
I need a Machi headpat pic

>>41429618

>>41429580
It's basically a ghibli-studio inspired VN, not a game "game" per se

>>41429645
Oh, right, thanks! I remember saving that one, but it must not have been in the right folder. That gif is so cute~

>>41428418
Amen.

>>41429645
cute!!! his papa made his hair so fluffy every time he moves...

You guys are not going to bother Axel with questions about the anniversary during his JP stream right?

I miss Bettel

>>41429645
So cute...

>>41428532
>>41428552
ohhh thanks! i didn't know these existed

>6month anniversary
He gonna make it ?

>>41429891
Thank you for the idea

>>41429580
It's more an interactive game like those Agatha Christie games. It's closer to a VN as the other anon said.
It's well-made though. I didn't expect those animated scenes.

>>41428610
i'll go watch it after my finals. thanks anon

I want a Bettel 6 hours horror game stream already, when's the goddamn stream limit crap going to end?

>>41430018
Hopefully soon. Doesnt matter what it is but I need longer Bettel streams. 1 hour is not enough time with my cute clown husband

>>41430018
Didn't Shinri say in one of this week's zatsus that it ends at the end of this week?

>>41429645
I want a Flayon headpat gif where he pulls your hand back for more headpats endlessly

>>41429960
I dont care even care if he doesnt show up at this point
Not like he'll say much anyways
Or he will and Altare will get pissy and go quiet, always a coinflip when all 4 of them are together

I MISS HAKKA

>>41428388
Flaygon.... I didn't want to see my favorite pokemon desecrated even further..

I love Magni and I’m so happy he’s my oshi!! He works so hard for us! He’s open with us and is cute even when he’s menhera! He loves streaming and holostars and he’s a good and loving senpai too!! Magni Love!

axel please give astel some adderall, i want him to win.

I love altare and I can't wait for him to furnish his ff14 home and show it off to us!

>>41430782
>adderall
Kek isnt that illegal in japan is that why he wanted to watch breaking bad?

how do all of you deal with this garbage fanbase? it makes me not want to interact with fans at all, even if i enjoy the streamers.

>>41431038
If this isn't bait, it's not normally like this in here. We're getting a lot of raids and shitposts at the moment because people are either going menhera or see a nice juicy pot to stir.

>>41430691

>>41431138
Magni love! Magni sex!

>>41431038
If all the flayon and vesper antis would shut up everything would be much better here

>>41431038
which one? i switch to use many different sites that have different fans and reactions

leader on the way to magni
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1616751849176199168

>>41431114
it's not bait, no. i don't have anywhere else to vent my frustrations and i rarely check this board so i'm not in the know. thanks, anon. hopefully things will cool down for the anni

>>41431190
Loving handholding sex with Magni in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation!

I require your smuggiest reaction pics.

>>41431038

>>41431263

>>41431190
Magni love!! Magni sex!! Loving Magni body and soul!!

>>41431259
Slutty magni who gets shy during lovey dovey handholding sex ToT

>>41431263

>>41431200
mainly twitter and here.

Cooking chicken fettuccine alfredo for Magni!

>>41431263

>>41431038
I try to ignore the shitposters in all the threads I frequent and just keep to the discussion. Otherwise I just leave the board/site and just keep to the streams themselves

>>41431263

>>41428418
Amen.

>>41431501
Post a picture of it, i need inspiration to stop being a lazy fuck and cook my own food again

>>41431038
i find it far more enjoyable to lurk here and/while interacting with pre-chat. the shitposts and menhera here is hilarious if you're sane/not parasocial

>>41431640
sorry to disappoint anon. i was just airing out my yume fantasy.

>>41431333
ToT I can see that happening. We have the "Mag gets cocky in vidya then immediately dies," we have the "Mag gets cocky and gets mating pressed," and now it's like "Mag gets cocky with slutty teasing and gets hit in the feels"

Both Vesper and Axel have been in Japan for a while, but they haven't met yet, right? Why?

Axel is the Sanji/Jiraya/Master Roshi of Tempus

This is now a Magni love thread

>>41429960
Nope but he has a decent excuse.
>Currently in Japan
>Shitty office laptop
>Too scared to meet anyone personally

A zatsudan stream keeps the vesties happy and antis seething.

>>41431791
Vesper is too busy with Kr-MAGNI

>>41431501
The number of times he's brought up/moaned sensually over fettuccine Alfredo... (I love it too though so I can't complain. Both the food and the sounds he makes over it~)

>>41431038
at this point its not bait just the menheras here, me included
just wait until streams if it gets too bad kek

>>41431855
how long is he in japan for? didn't he leave for japan in december or something?

>>41431263

>>41431875
So it's Vesper who is refusing to meet Axel? Man, what a letdown. I unironically thought the biggest reason why he went to Japan was to meet Axel.

>>41432085
W-what a beautiful smile

>>41431985
he said 8 month
but if the anxiety thing gets worse....who knows?

>>41431985
Until his parents thinks he's dead.

>>41432085
Looks like a troll face

>>41432085
Kowai...

If Vesper has no intention of meeting Axel or any JP senpai, why did he visit Japan in the first place?

I'm still expecting Vesper to show up to the 6 month anniversary, but it won't be an offcollab with Axel, the question though is why?

Something feels amiss here.

>>41432186
To have an excuse for not streaming and ghosting with people

>>41431263

>>41432186
daily naked dogeza

>>41432209
i wonder what it is...

Astel CR Cup Update:
He just got a 2nd champion game, ending it with a drill kill.

>>41431263

Good to know that the Magni and Bettel combo isn't a black void of sarcasm.

>>41431848
love!

I wonder how difficult it would be for Vesper to get some anxiety meds locally.

>>41431263
hehe

>>41431263

Thread got filtered out for me because it had Flygon in it, which tripped one of my filters. Thought mans was missing for several hours :(

Thread got filtered out for me because it had Vesper in it, which tripped one of my filters. Thought mans was missing for several hours :(

aniki JP zatsudan in ~4 mins
https://youtu.be/KUuZ0fSmhFE

I want to shitpost about Vesper. Nothing is wrong with that.

>>41432500
I bet he's going to be watching CR cup either while streaming or just delaying his stream

>>41431263

>>41432186
learn japanese also tempus HQ were planning to do a group of collab there for months but I don't think he gonna make it, he underestimated his anxiety issue

>>41432511
Go ahead. I ain't giving any more (you)s

>>41431263

>when are we gonna build the big chree altare

>>41432592
Where the hell is his halo shadow

アニキ・オン・ザ・テリー
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUuZ0fSmhFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUuZ0fSmhFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUuZ0fSmhFE

>>41432627
Where's yours?

>>41432118
I love it

>>41432590
This is the funniest thing I've read this thread.

You have done your JP reps right?

>>41431263
hehe~

>>41431263

>>41432627
1. I can't believe I never noticed it
2. Your pic is missing one too
3. Also his mole

>>41432734
yeah, I'm watching Astel

Someone please provide translations! What is Aniki saying? Did he find his onee-chan or something?

>>41432764
P and G route never ever

>>41432842
had dinner with uproar. talked to ouga about gbf stuff.

>>41432901
Thank you. Even if you're lying, I'll believe it nonetheless.

he pulled for caliostro(?) any gbf anons here?

>>41433054
I used to play, but I got tired of waiting for my favs SSR so I quit. I think he finally got one after 5 years and it was shit so good choice.

>>41433054
He was referring to a viewer with a Cag pfp I think

Though he did pull the real gacha one at GBFes, got crystals(?), then pulled HalMal from those

>he went to GBFes
Of course he did

https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1616769451566993410
Is it a Tempus thing to have unhealthy eating habits?

>>41433348
It's a Vtuber thing

>>41433348
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1616769868266864645
kek

>>41432950
It's true. And now he's talking about the kinda clothes he likes/bought.

Isn't he talking about stuff we kinda already know? Kaminarimon trip, otoshidama, jirai kei gals in harajuku.

>>41433348
It's for tonight's stream
... The burgers are gonna be cold by then

>>41433348
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1616769868266864645

Axel just said he was going to meet someone for a drink today, but that person couldn't make it. Could that person be Vesper?

>>41433556
you mean tomorrow

>>41433556
Wait for him to celebrate the 6 months alone by eating 7 burgers... Damn it just like me fr fr

>>41433640
It's tonight for me (EU)

>>41433556
>Need to do prep for a special, very creative and demanding stream
>Borgar review
Sasuga gramps.

>australia
IMMERSION RUINED

>>41433737
By prep he meant "need to go to every restaurant one by one"

https://twitter.com/Nasvyhere/status/1616642895481819136
Hard to believe he didn't know they were streaming. This just too cute.

>>41433794
On foot, apparently, as they need to rest.

>>41433800
Flayon's cute little brother energy is powerful

>watching Magnis MC VOD
>Altare blows up his turtles
well, that was awkward

>>41433800
Magni being so nice to Flayon is so cute god I wish he was my elder brother

>>41433940
Show us the full thing bitch

It’s funny that the same poster did the same thing last thread, posting twice in a row by mistake. Hmm.

>>41433623
Maybe. Probably heard Uproar boys were attending as well and bailed out.

>>41433940
I hope the burgers are unusual bc this kinda sounds lame

>>41434085
>Wagyu borgar
>Wagyu borgar
>Wagyu borgar with a Sanrio character stamped on the bun
>Wagyu borgar
>Wagyu borgar
>Wagyu borgar
>Wagyu borgar

>>41433940
uhh....
21 hours ago, tomorrow burgers
so... uh...
a day from now he'll review them?

>>41433623
I mean, Uyu didn’t go the first time he went to dinner with the Uproar boys? Did Uyu come this time

>>41434211
this time was with Fuma, Uyu and Ganchan I think since Rio had covid?

I want to give Axel a thumbs-up

>>41433428
What is wrong with Vesper, he's not even drunk. He still wants to harm himself. First his life, next his dick and back to life but with a McDonald's twist.

EIGHT BURGERS

>>41434401
MAYBE MORE

>>41434428
imagine....
fuck I'm actually hungry now

>>41434428
Imagine...

>>41434401
He is going to become fat... Are japanese burgers big?

>>41434085
He has nothing else to stream that's something unique. Reviewing foods is a good idea for a stream.

>>41433940
All I can think about this when I saw it was, does he plan to just let the borgs sit for 2 days?

>>41434455
I don't think so, making food stuff big is a 'Murican thing. Eight is still a lot though

>>41434455
No, they are usually pretty small

>>41434401
Why would he buy 2-day old burgers? Are the food-chains closed on Sundays?

>>41433940
so he's doing the review on sunday?
>>41434507
nah he's buying them now and he said the "two days from now" on friday, so it'll only sit on the fridge for several hours

>>41434507
He just got them apparently, so he will most likely do the review in 10 hours

>>41434492
That's fair. He doesn't have a strong setup at the moment, so he might as welll share some cool stuff he found with the Vesties. I can see that.

>>41434455
japanese burgers are like mcdonalds cheeseburger sized

I hope the boys would play project zomboid again and hopefully with the vg boys.

>>41434670
I'm sure vesper wants to
it was just an unfortunate string of event

Hello fellow tempuras, give me your best Tempus BL fanfics

I want to force Flayon into a short skirt and snug, tight thigh highs. To make him even more feminine and cute.

>>41434593
So they're tiny as fuck. Any large McDonalds burger fits nicely on a medium sized drink's cap/lid

>>41434723
They also have meme burgers
but I'm not sure if there's any campaign going on now

>>41434670
>>41434695
If he can just go back instead of hiding that would be great.

>>41433800
Ahh it's too cute!

>>41434799
>500 yen
that's cheap as fuck

Who is this man... this is not the orange gremlin I know

>>41434799
The fact that certain people can finish this in one sitting scares me.

>>41434799
give me 10 and a diet coke

DANNA MENTION

>>41434701
fujos are asleep rn, sorry ame-san.

Vesper's going to be mega disappointed with Japanese burgers, they all kinda suck.
They can't even make a fucking onion ring right bro. It's a fucking ONION RING.

I can't get the few minutes of asmr Bettel did out of my head...

>>41434955
shinri-chan

pls post your Axel :O images onegaiiii

>>41434701
shota altnowa. only 2 chaps...
https://archiveofourown.org/works/41575371/chapters/104278284

>>41434799
possible spoilers for tomorrow I guess
There's currently a patty only burger
https://www.lotteria.jp/campaign/detail/?cd=000013
a deer burger
https://www.lotteria.jp/campaign/detail/?cd=000115
Wagyu Burger
https://www.mos.jp/cp/wagyu/
avocado burger
https://www.mos.jp/oc/avocadocroquette/
samurai burger thing
https://www.mcdonalds.co.jp/campaign/samuraimac_regular/

https://www.first-kitchen.co.jp/news/
https://www.freshnessburger.co.jp/

>>41435033

>>41435033
i only have this gomen

>>41435007
BITCH GET OUTTA HERE MOS IS THE SHIT

>>41435033

>>41434167
He bought them today (21st) to eat them tomorrow (22nd at her regular Japan slot)

>>41435104
oh yeah, I guess for americans rice burgers would be pretty unusual so those would be a potential candidate.

>>41435163
Ayuoh? ToT

>>41435146
SEE. SEE. I DIDN'T EVEN MENTION A NAME AND YOU KNEW IT WAS ABOUT MOS JUST FROM THE SHITTY ONION RINGS!!!!
THEY FUCKING SUCK

>>41435226
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
im kidding anon they are terrible. i love you. chu~

>>41435033

>>41435192
>her

>>41435007
I kinda like shrimp burgers, they taste pretty good imo

>>41435033

>>41435278
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
I love you too anon, have a sloppy wet kiss on the mouth

holy shit real

>>41431263
Where are Altare's smuggies?

>>41435470
This image of Magni always makes me go insane. I just know that Axel sometimes chains him up like that for fun.

>>41435470
I like how this has just become a reaction image sharing thread

>>41435077
Holy shit

>>41435545
With Altare's "smug" images, I don't feel annoyed, just existential dread

>>41435405
>tfw ywn be that koi
why even live

>>41435545
It's great, I get to add them to my collection.

Aruran has another telephone game on Jan 29
>JP
Miyabi, Fuma, Gamma
>EN
Axel, Magni

>>41435470

>>41435470

>>41435572
yeah I'm kind of lacking in the smugtare department

>>41431263

>>41435470

>>41435545
sort of

chuck e cheese group photo with the tempus boys when

>>41435298
gawd damn

>>41435470

>>41435626
nick deantare...

>>41435621
MAGNI

>>41435621
Kintama bros my beloveds. I missed you so.

>>41435621
magni spamming harra hetta kino let's go

give me a qrd on shinri

>>41435621
KINTAMABROS LOVE

>>41435758
I downloaded this back in August, I think from here?

Altare calling his mom 엄마 still llives in my head rent free

I request ogey magni.

>>41435881
>lorefag
>mom of the group
>very organized
>wheezes when he laughs

>>41435936

>>41435007
Better than American burgers.

>>41435897
LMFAOOO i haven't seen this before. thanks anon.

is there any update on Bettel's greentext list?

>>41435881
Him and vesper would unironically be best friends only if the talk to each other

>>41435873
Axel making Magni draw himself getting tentacle raped let's go

>>41435961
tskr

how was axel jp zatsu? i've been busy watching the crcup i'm a kenzoku and a astella and idk how to feel about it, i'm the happiest man in the world because towa won, but i feel really frustrated because astel ended up 4th...

>>41435998
it's not gartic phone anon. it's the relay message telephone game.

>>41435897
someone add flayon and hakka in the playground
bettel in the car then shinri maybe with the og 4?

>>41435964
Take that back you fucking cunt. We INVENTED THE BURGER. PERFECTED IT EVEN.

>>41436061
oh haha my bad

>>41436036
anons mentioned these
>>41433623
>>41433448
>>41433430
>>41432901
i tuned in but i don't understand jp so idk what's happening

>>41435913
what do the boxes mean

>Mag debuted being 26 year old
>Had a birthday
>Wiki still shows him being 26 years old

>>41436095
American angy lmao

>>41436036
>Astella and Kenzoku overlap
Classic

>>41436199
That's how vtubers work anon

>>41436036
Towa and Astel will have celebratory sex afterwards

>>41435881
Comfy streamer (real).

>>41436036
he talked about buying clothes. i heard brand names like balenciaga. he also talked about his mom and sister saying he's too old for otoshidama?

Vesper Bad

>>41435897
I found the post
>>/vt/thread/S29804004#p29807958

>>41436236
Roberu started 27 and now he's 29

>>41433940
>this is what he's doing instead of the anniversary collab

>>41436352
He's 30 now. 31 this year.

>>41435992
true. shinri has his shit together unlike my gramps so i think he will be a good friend and influence to him

>>41436095
Yes, but they aren't as good. Your 5 guys, is overhyped as fuck.

Vesper drama is boring. We need to give leader more shit for killing the turtles. True dick move.

>>41436207
I hope you get trapped in a world with only the Heart Attack Grill to eat at.

>*quiet all the time*
>"STOP BEING MEAN TO MEEEEE"
>"STOP BULLYING MEEEEE"
>*goes back to being quiet*
Axel, please tell him to quit being a whiny little bitch all the time.

>>41435992
untrue. shinri has his shit together unlike theirs gramps so i think he won't be a good friend and influence to him

>>41436473
But shotas are supposed to be whiny

>>41436467
It was good content.

>>41435881
Gets really immersed in the games and actually gives a shit about the lore, comfy radio voice, very organized to the point of autism, likes coffee, is always the straight man to whoever he's talking to

>>41436467
actual retards

>>41436036
Near the end of stream, he said he doesn't have much back muscles, mostly in chest, shoulders, armpit area and arms.
He doesn't have much fat. During his Disneyland trip with his friends, he showed them his abs cause they thought he was lying and were shocked. One of his friends hit his stomach saying he's probably flexing but Axel isn't.
Axel also says his ass has no fat, and his friends also touched his ass and said it has no fat or muscle. ToT

>>41436537
Wait, so the pancake ass is real?

>>41436447
You fell for the upper-class fast food brainwashing. Go find some dingy place in the middle of nowhere and get yourself a real burger.

>>41436473
I like Flay being flustered and tsundere like that though

>>41436537
i want to molest his pancake ass ToT

>>41436537
this isn't a fic, r-right?

>>41436467
That was a Michael Reeves' reference or something. Like true Altare fashion, he pulled some giga zoomer reference, no one caught it, then someone else (Magni) started making a meta commentary (read: rrat) over what he was doing instead.
The fact that Bettel right afterwards just made a much better joke with "turtle blast zone" which he probably didn't even need to think of was telling. Leader just can't get a break.

>>41436471
What's that? I am not from school-shootingland

>>41436666
Axel's so fixated on Magni's fat ass to compensate for his own lack thereof lmao

>>41436473
nah its hot keep doing it

>>41436719
The most American place on earth.

>>41436467
fuck turtles. plastic straws all the way

>>41436887
yes
fuck paper straws. that shits unusable

I think Magni lewd artists should stop being so shy

>>41436887
>>41436981
Straws? What are you kids?

>>41432131
That's basically an integrated language learning timer
Nowa might actually be crashcoursing Japanese if that's the case here.

>>41436997
This, he literally wants to see your sex art of him

>>41437011
You don't own a motor vehicle.

>>41437022
He said 5-6 months but I'm pretty sure he's not going to be there that long, it's just his opsec.

>>41437011
Do you not go outside

>>41437011
ye sure, have fun spilling drinks

>>41436473
CORRECTION NEEDED

>>41437129
Yeah but I don't use straws at all

>>41436997
SHOW HIM!! HE WANTS TO APPRECIATE YOU!!

>>41437242
i use straws when i drink coffee since it stains teeth and is acidic

>>41436997
>>41370554
>>41376772

I still think this whole thing is hot as hell. We are pretty much sending him nudes.

>>41437466
Sending him nudes...of himself...h-hot ToT

Bye!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxX5bLKkElU

>>41437520
Magni 'accidentally' leaving an open file of all the lewds up on his computer for Altare to see,,,,

test

>>41437732
What did you do, anon?

>>41436997
I realized there's more art than I saw there at first, I had some twitter setting on that hid unverified and new accounts and other shit

>>41437520
Getting off to the thought of him getting off to pictures of him getting off ToT

cliprel: https://files.catbox.moe/pb61oi.mp3

>>41437758
Yeah, and also Twitter hides the good stuff from people who aren't logged in. If you have a direct link to a Tweet, it will show a placeholder saying it's age restricted, but if you try to browse a NSFW tag, it displays as if all the age-restricted content doesn't even exist.

SEXO
https://twitter.com/Tonglin73811174/status/1616796619151921155

>>41437967
H-HERMANITO?

>>41428388
Ahhh, peace is back once more in the lands of /MANS/. Thank you fujos and yumes for once more protectign the threads.

>>41437716
Ayo... Whose lewds? His? Altare's? All the boys'? I like where this is going.

>>41437999
I don't think our hornyposts actually stopped the shitposting around us but I still enjoyed the horny ride

>>41437716
>>41438000
>Altare leaving Magni's home after seeing the file

Quick! Magni left the link to this thread that Axel sent open! He’s /here/ right now! Post magni lewds for him (and Altare) to see!

>>41437999
doubt it's over but enjoy the peace while it lasts

>>41435621
Ayeee daisenpai collabo

>>41438000
It's all just some cheeky axmag to flare up Altare's competitive spirit.

>>41438037
Nah, it didn't and it never will, most of /vt/ anons are used to or into that and they doesn't care, but hey, at least it's fun.

>>41438078
Anyone got the full version of this one?

>>41438078
HI MAGNI I WANT TO SEE YOU GET RAPED BY ALL YOUR GUILD MATES AND KOUHAIS

>>41438066
My brother you do realize that Altare unironically pushes almond, right? He'd fuck Magni on the spot if given the chance.

>>41438232
I definitely forgot to spoiler that but I'll pretend it was on purpose to keep with the spirit of exhibitionism we've got going here

>>41438232
https://litter.catbox.moe/wcga5s.jfif
here you go anon

>>41436604
Usually try out burger joints whenever I see one and usually decent but not to where I'd go every week for it.

>>41438297
Thanks!

Do not

>>41438146
it did back in the day when the posting was constant (new stuff all the time). They ignored bait successively and samefags got tired fast.. good times

>>41428610
>>41428717 (me)
so I just watched the vod. the whole game feels very "hand hold-y" if that makes sense. doesn't help that shinri talks to us like a kindergarten teacher. but near the end during the reveals, i started to tear up. that final reveal made me finally cry. it was amazing.

do not what, anon

magni cute

>>41438146
Idk, I remember someone recently coming in here and getting pissed off by all the "gay shit" in here and leaving and an anon saying "holy shit it actually works"

>>41438465
fucking kek

Altare hates turtles

>>41438503
but... Vesper loves turtles..

>>41438078
hey magni, I don't have gay lewds to share with you because I'm not gay, but you're my kamibroshi and I hope you have a nice day, see you later in the off-collab

>>41438465
I audibly gasped at that, truly the boys know how to serve kino.

>>41429109
>because those people get things so wrong I just find it hilarious now.
This is the right attitude. Truly, thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.

Unless the NSFW you draw of your oshi is yaoi, guro, omegaverse, scat, other vile shit, your oshi WILL like it. No doubt.
Fucking weird how people won’t draw the boys playing volleyball in the beach or doing the censoring finger selfie in front of the mirror thing. Take some hints from the girls.

>>41438297
holy fuck the way their toungues melt into each other hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

>Vesper is mentally ill
>Kronii is mentally ill
>Vesper has fangs
>Kronii has fangs
hmmmm....

>>41438643
kys normiefag yume

Would you kiss the cute Hololive pilot if you had the chance?

Vesper is...

>>41438643
>the censoring finger selfie in front of the mirror thing
You mean this?

>>41438799
At least I feel beforehand Kronii is an inconsiderable bitch but Vesper was really disappointing

I love Bettel so much I want to cry

>>41438799
Menhera arc when?

>>41438799
>They're actually siblings

Is the Minecraft collab worth watching? Not a fan of Gen 2 so far, nothing against them just haven't hooked me up much yet

>>41438946
a brother older by at least 20 years...

>>41438967
https://youtu.be/Ke4P3vS7lO0

>>41438975
I actually had one classmate who has a brother 30 years older than him, so...

>>41438898
Yeah, that. But getting dissected alive is hotter to some people.

>>41439066
Seriously what the fuck

>>41439013
>>41439013
Pathetic clown...

>>41429960
who?

>>41438643
Hey, leave yaoi and omegaverse out of this, there's literally nothing wrong with it. Your implication is that hetero shit is fine, but that shit is obviously even worse considering their only possible partners are holos or self-inserts

>>41439138
Bettel loves our cute aggression.

>>41439165
It could also be with an unidentified female entity, that would be kind of hot and prime for self insertion.

>>41439218
Yeah, that's self-insert stuff, and obviously the boys can't acknowledge it regardless of how hot it is

>>41438643
fujos are mentally ill, what did you expect?

>>41439276
I can smell her through my screen

>>41439165
>leave yaoi
ogey
>omegaverse
...

>>41438967
It's hilarious and you get to see Magni doing his best as a tardwrangling senpai with background commentary and occasional antagonism by Altare. If you don't like Flayon you might be a little annoyed by his antics because he's still awkward in groups with his literal tism

>>41439276
be gone stinky orca, my very cute and sexy panting luna is on

>>41439297
Sweaty orca...

What does a Bettel bfe even look like?

>>41439308
I mean, at least omegaverse is better than that subdom-verse shit

>>41439308
Hey, omegaverse is just regular smut with a layer of kink over it that can be written in a completely acceptable way, it doesn't always have to be rapedom shit alright

i think people should draw actual furry porn of magni so he can satisfy his animal instincts

>>41439328
that one “yandere dev takes you on a date at pizza hut video”

>>41434799
>shrimp in she super fried
>$5 for 5 paties
HOW IN THE FUCK JAPAN? even if the portions were white castle slider size that'd be a good deal

>>41435163
Source?

>>41439344
All that shit is cringe, what happened to old good uke and seme fanfictions

>>41439449
get with the time you hag

>>41439344
I’m a hardcore fujo and the ‘genetic domverse’ universe is the dumbest thing i’ve ever seen

>>41435033

>>41439449
Using those cringy frameworks and alt universes are a way for lazy writers to make stories without much effort.
That's why the best yaoi and BL will always be the one in office settings or between not-college aged adults, that requires some thought

how many weeks until bettel sells his soul to the ryonafags and do ryona asmr roleplay

>>41438729
Of course. All over~

>>41439276
ywn get lewd but still SFW art like this of Tempus. only chibis or gross shit and YOU WILL LIKE IT

>>41439490
Yes, I hate it. It's basically zoomer fujo shit.
S&M is much hotter when left as a kink alone

>>41439508
Hey I just like the idea of men with wombs, it's hot, cut me some slack.

>>41439512
I just want to take care of him. I don't want to hurt him, I want to patch him up after he's been hurt. Is that the appeal of ryona?

>>41439512
I don't think that would be possible or monetizable. Like how would that even work? Would he act like a retard and then ask chat how they want to punish him -> roleplay the fucked up punishment scenarios?

>>41439593
the latter, yes

>>41439571
>the idea of men with wombs
That's why we have the "Prince or warrior of a foreigner kingdom gets made a bitch with demon lord magic and births goblin babies" troupe.

>>41439621
That would make him a literal whore anon

>>41415193

How does someone not know how to inspect element in this day and age

>>41439571
>Men with wombs
What...

>>41439623
Damn one of my favorite tropes, love that shit