/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Just fine, considering I don’t give a fuck.

>>41242722
>it's da joooz

I don't watch Hololive so I don't care.
>bbbbut this other corp
Don't watch them either.

>Over 1 year old leak
Desperate?

I only watch clips so I don't care.

Nothing since I'm not retarded like you who thinks the chuubas they watch are actually genuine.
Am only here to get entertained.

Don't care if I laugh I laugh.

what am i looking at? if your accusation is true fucking explain it to me otherwise i will leave this thread pissed off until i watch gura + ame interact again

>>41242722
I really admire their professionalism and commitment to keeping streams entertaining. Other chuubas should be taking notes before trying to compete with holo.

>>41242722
This is years old, I'm embarrassed to have to share a board with you newfags

>>41242722
based, I love kayfabe

>>41242980
The newfags /here/ think they're hot shit when posting something from long ago.
They need correction.

>>41242722
EOP here help

>>41243155
Discord script, retard

>>41242722
Old news, I still remember the discord server with the baby pic that Mio shares with all her children.

So why did mio tell everyone about her pubes

>>41242722
so long as they are entertaining I don't care. The issue is on the EN end they aren't entertaining. Especially compared with other options. They have arguably the weakest talents in EN vtubing.

>>41242722
Only JP, because they take their jobs as entertainers, seriously.

>>41243155
They're just naming places to visit during the stream, like the gen 5 building or whatever. It's an itinerary not a script
People have been reposting this for a year because they know nobody on this board can read

>>41242722
Faggot using image from global then forgot how they already translate it, tbf i thought you faggot was faster since it was 3 hour ago.

>>41242722
Sounds fine

>>41242722
>posting shit from banned vt memes based on an edited screenshot
Peak catalogfaggotry.

>>41242825
One other board is raiding this place for days now. They are digging up whatever they can find for bait kek.

>>41242722
>watame
>yab
no, that violates the laws of the universe bro

>>41242722
I thought they were genuine....

>>41243155
In the chat,
Watame gives directions for the Sushi shop
Botan gives directions for the Menya Botan Shop
Mio thanks them
Haachama joins the party
Mio, I think, tells them to get ready to join the voicechat when they are visiting the shops on stream.
>In the full screenshot you can see Fubuki and Mio going on a date (that's the stream theme) and Watame with the caption "Peppe Sushi Shop Visit (Store manager: Watame)"
Fubuki then answers 21:45 Voicechat meeting!

Essentially, they are making sure that there are people in the shops during the stream

>>41242722
First time i'm hearing about this. Thanks i'll save it for future shitpost

>>41243559
>doesn't read the part where Mio uses @everyone to tell the server about not shaving her bush for 1 year

>>41243527
she can do nothing wrong after all

>>41243527
mukkun...

>>41243626
Please don't tell me people believe this. There's phone app text selectors and deepl now...

>>41242722
I feel like this hag needs pregnancy correction

>>41243756
I feel like that's a joke translation
or maybe not, I don't read moon

>>41242722
OK TWITTER USER SHOW ME THE TRANSLATION WHERE IT SHOWS FUBUKI MUST TEASE MIO OR SOMETHING JAPANESE HOLOLIVE MEMBERS DO???????????
cope

>>41243626
We need to go longer (read never shave again) and make sure she also doesn't shave her pits. God I love it.

>>41243559
HOLY SHIT IS THAT ALL?
MUH DIALOGUE COORDINATION???!!
WHERE IS THE TALKING POINTS AND COMIC RELIEF CUE CARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>41242722
Mion and Watame must graduate and immediately let me impregnate them. Taiga will become my cat. The other one can stay she weirds me out.

>>41243932
It is...

https://www.masterclass.com/articles/how-to-write-a-script
I don't see it anons
where is the yab

>>41242722
God, I wanna sex these 3 hags so badddd aaaaaaaaa I NEED TO BREED MIO
Captcha: OYHAG

>>41244026
All of that is improv

>>41244246
EHE?!

>>41244026
The context makes it even better.
All of this was done to welcome HoloX in minecraft server.

>>41243155
There's the usual stuff like "collab starting in a an hour get ready", then Mio tells everyone that she stopped shaving

>>41242722
I don't speak chingchong, translate.

>>41242722
>>41243481
Seriously, rule 2 of this board should be banning any repost from that twitter account because they're bringing in retarded newfags that believe anything.

FFFUUUUUUUUUUU

>>41242722
I'm watching a bunch of streamers roleplaying as animal-themed anime girls roleplaying as proprietors of their minecraft structures, and you're complaining about scripting and kayfabe?

/vt/ also had daily freakouts over low-effort streams, so apparently if you plan your stream out it's fake but if you don't it's low effort. once I saw the # thread where all the posts were whining about never getting a job I realized the shitposts here aren't for fun, it's actual NEET seething about their own neetdom

>>41243490
>raiding
This place is already filled with retards, so who can honestly say

>41242813
obsessed

If everything was actually scripted, my respect for hololive would shoot up, it's damn good acting. You can usually tell when stuff is scripted. I never understood the appeal of WWE even as a kid in elementary school, because it was so obviously faked.

>>41244222
Hag + trip... I kneel to thy blessed sovl

>>41242722
You didn't expected it to be scripted?

>>41242722
it’s better than rolling their fat as onto the stream being unprepared and boring like some other companies

Korone is well known for skipping to random lines in the script and completely confusing everyone else.
Haachama is even more famous for just ignoring the script and having the other members freak out since they have no idea what she's doing.

If you want to see unscripted collabs and gags watch twitch streams and prepare to never ever laugh.

>>41242722
hololive makes me feel happy when i watch :)

>>41244955
well holokeks explain this

Shaving your pubes is gross, trim your shit like an adult, I don't just want to inseminate small hairless girls

>>41242722

Hololive is a live action anime with top of the line comedians recorded in front of a live audience.

>>41244222
It's a sign. Go forth and mating press them all anon.

>>41244348
>HoloX
I feel like this happened 2 years ago, am i drunk? Was it that recent?

In the 2021 Mario cart tourny on the main channel A chan tells Towa to stick to the script. It's not a secret that there's a loose script for some major events, in fact its a good thing since it helps some of the dumber holos look like they know how to be funny and communicate. Aqua for example would probably fucking die if she didn't have a script or a talk deck handy.

>>41249020
It happened year ago.

>>41243559
so they were planning on doing a bit correctly
what am I supposed to be mad at again?

Just a reminder that mio is the most sexual being on the planet

honestly that just makes me wish EN would prepare for important streams.

half the time is spent troubleshooting some stupid shit that should have been figured hours before.

>>41242722
>my favorite show is scripted
Seems pretty normal

>>41249966
fauna mentioned that the vast majority of times streams had been delayed was because the live2d software seems to have a memory leak problem that manifests an hour after it has been running

or something to that effect

Very few people are entertaining enough to constantly be able to riff or act with no baseline. Even someone like Gura, who's good at cracking jokes with comedic timing and struggle when nothing's happen to come up with something. Listening to Kiara talk about her process of just writing shit down in the middle of the day that she thinks of, or taking notes during off-collabs for future storytelling during downtime on streams made me realize what differentiates between people who want to entertain and people who want to stream.

>>41242722
wtf bros?? so you're telling me that professional entertainers plan their shows instead of just relying on spontaneity and luck????

>>41243300
>They have arguably the weakest talents in EN vtubing.
Yes, technically retards can still argue.

>>41242722
My man think logistically… the girls stream almost daily for hours at a time… do you have any idea how long it would take to write scripts for 10+ hours of streaming every week?

>>41242722
I can't read that

>>41242722
good. v-tubers should be characters, not people with anime avatars.

>>41242722
>stand-up routines are completely scripted
>no one cares
>streamer routines are scripted
>everyone flips their shit
Not everyone is an improv god, retards.

>>41242722
Yeah it was clear from a lot of jokes they do, and the JP chuubas are particularly egregious at this, that they were scripted. Everything from what is said, their reactions and the way everyone else always plays along with the jokes perfectly was way too smooth to believe, nobody is that witty all the time. I doubt their entire streams are scripted but they definitely plan out certain "skits" in advance which to be honest makes them feel very forced.

>>41242722
amogus ch.

>>41242722
So you prefer a boring stream? I bet you enjoy twitch

>>41248619
Gay

>>41242722
>newfag discovers his chuuba is not entertainin
>other chuubas actually put effort and extra time into organizing, coordinating with others, and making sure the stream will be a good time for everyone
>newfags somehow thinks this is "cheating" and shameful behavior
kek

They absolutely think of some topics and bits pre-stream, and probably watch playthroufhts of games they’re about to stream that week. I see it as a plus honestly

I swear by God, this board quality now worse than /int/ with these low hanging bait.

>>41242722
How did people not know this already?

>>41253550
Well yeah, they are there to entertain the audience, not getting entertained by the audience

>>41252025
Anon, they don't write down literal dialogue lines with jokes and reactions, they just plan out what to do during specific streams for sandbox games like Minecraft. Those kinds of streams are also pretty rare and easy to spot to begin with, like that one Sora Mountain stream Pekora did back in 2020 or Rushia's interview for Usaken. You basically just said "they're so good they feel scripted".

>>41242722
all of them have clean smooth pussies

>>41244744
Ain't she talking about tea? Where do you guys get those rrats kek

>>41254583
kys

I can't believe how many idiots fall for this bullshit without even attempting to get an actual translation, I refuse to believe baiting is so easy

>>41244026
For that you have to check some Ohasuba where she talks how strict Towas scripts are.

>>41250540

Would like to hear more behind the scenes stuff like this, where they write down planned topics and bits and such. Mag and vesper have clearly done so as well

>>41255617
I like hearing a little bit of it, but it's funny to me to think that there's both people in Hololive who don't do this and that there's fans who don't realize that most of the people in Hololive do do this. They play characters, some more straight to the character than others, and have pretty strong limitations about what dumb bullshit they can bring onto the stream.

>>41242722
Why did this image suddenly start popping up

>>41244955

>>41262773
south east asians were late to the party

>>41243559
I'M GOING INSANE

>>41242722
If it’s scripted I applaud them for the prep and for taking their entertainment seriously

>>41249204
Honestly its a miracle that Aqua is still alive, bless her heart.

>>41244955
>Money bag symbol
Finance related or laughing at pigs
>Baby symbol
Members of Hololive that have children

Yeah and I watch WWE. You think that "vtubing = wrestling" is a joke? Nah.

>>41260602
exactly, someone like Pekora would not survive without heavily playing into her character

that's what makes her such a great vtuber

What >>41253550 said. Hololive isn't really different than most streamers or podcasters in that they likely have a few talking points or bits to write down so that there isn't a lot of dead air or can keep things lively. Besides, this is group of people consisting of Japanese women putting on voices and using anime avatars.

>>41247267
>Korone is well known for skipping to random lines in the script and completely confusing everyone else.
Got an example?

>>41242722
It makes me feel appreciative of their work. Kayfabe is the whole point of vtubers. You can go outside to see the organic stuff.

>>41242722
>scripted
did you even read it you retard, its more of a "this is what were gonna do today". even if its scripted, you'd rather they stream to thousands of people without getting ready?

>>41242722
My god! No! The illusion is shattered! The anime girls with cat ears may not be authentic!